How To Beat The HARVESTERS In "Fear PHarm"

[@TheUSACORPS]

Have a damn good day

[@HowToBeatYT]

You too

[@joseiylemonsay506]

Noooo I just said it...

[@michaelj.jackson5592]

@@HowToBeatYT how to beat have a damn good day m8

[@ScrambleShebi]

you three

[@foxclawz9722]

You fith

[@schloaf3789]

I know this movie is all about harvesting teenagers skin, but the shot where the killers are all sitting on the couch while hershel is talking is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@gravypawz]

RIGHT i was killing myself laughing at that

[@madabouthollyoaks411]

which part is that?

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

dude, the moment they offer $10,000 for completing a corn maze, i would’ve dipped. no matter how much they’re making a year, they are absolutely going to lose more than they gain. the fact they’ve done it every year means it’s not just a one-time error of a small family business, otherwise they would’ve stopped the VIP offer a long time ago. clearly, they’re getting something valuable out of this.

[@ScarsFromTomorrow1]

And the fact he started with 5,000 in 2 hours and then upped it?

[@kristinbingham5460]

It’s pretty much like that McKamey Manor guy in real life who made a haunted house on his property and offered 20k to whoever can last the full 8 hrs in there (no one has) and now the police are involved because he tortured people and filmed it

[@artistwithawanderingeye908]

@@kristinbingham5460 He also refuses to let anyone win. A marine almost made it to the end, but the Mansion shut down before he could complete it.

[@lovepike]

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is

[@renatoramos8834]

And it's completely impossible to cover. If a bunch of people all go missing at the same place, the police would have the easiest investigation ever in their hands.

[@pieroe12345]

All I'm wondering is, In most horror movies... WHY DO THE SURVIVORS NEVER TAKE THE WEAPONS FROM THE DEAD KILLER'S BODY?! Edit: Saying it's from the script doesn't actually give me an answer I'm asking why the movies are so unrealistic because normal people would pick up the weapon

[@komiesu]

cause all horror movie characters are dumb as fuc

[@real944]

Same with a few games, where a side character shoots someone with a CLEARY BETTER GUN, but they just ignore it and walk off

[@savagness852]

because the script doesnt say so

[@w33bghoulsan79]

"So that the movie can happen"

[@Lybrel]

You're watching horror movies wrong. Either laughing while passing the bong around or actually jumping to jump scares from theater speakers and spilling smuggled in alcohol.

[@top_gallant]

Never assume a large muscled person cant move faster than you. Especially if you have never engaged in life threatening hand to hand combat.

[@jamesgordon177]

I assume u engage is such activities day by day .?

[@tjrex9458]

@@jamesgordon177 Nah, its just common sense, if someone is FIT , it's most likely they train legs too, and i wouldnt want to test someone's endurance when they have murderous intents towards me

[@Quesoquantum]

@@tjrex9458 it's more that you should do more analyzing instead of a one size fits all approach. If a mf is built like Johnny Bravo and hasn't done a calf raise before, maybe don't sprint full force away.

[@kamikeserpentail3778]

I very much assume that a football player can run faster for longer than I can. And that if they ever grab me there would be nothing I could do at that point.

[@dingdawng]

It all depends on what they have and what their demeanor is. You can usually tell how bulky and slow people are based on those two factors. Baggy heavy clothes with a chainsaw in hand is gonna slow you down a lot, even if you're a good runner. (I can confirm that much as I have some built legs and still struggle in heavy clothes while holding a heavy object to move fast).

[@myishenhaines1706]

Wait…his arm got chopped off and then he made a joke about dying while the murderer is a few feet from him? Who wrote this script? 😂

[@yaoona9158]

ig he wanted to die with a bang 🤷‍♀️

[@natella_k]

i also did a double take on that part. thought he might have faked being dead so the killers would leave him alone but naw that dude really just did it to mess with his sister like come on😭💀

[@Aalijah_Matyevna]

Ikr you are pretending to die and telling that to your sister while the killer is close. Like what!!

[@jesseycutter371]

This guy was the smartest one in the group. He questioned the maze from the beginning knowing there was something suspicious going on. As soon as he was attacked he knew they were all dead so he might have just spent his last moments fucking around knowing the outcome.

[@Aquilenne]

@@jesseycutter371 He even got away with the least torturous fate.

[@katrina8231]

When the killers actually started attacking I thought the girls didn't do to bad of a job at fighting back, melony was smart to go for the big guys legs and kick him after, and went straight for the scarecrow's neck which killed him almost instantly, Wendy did manage to get the weapon away from the clown and hit him with it as well, probably should've kept going once she was down but still good job none the less

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

Agreed. The girls were far more distrustful of the situation and way better fighters. Nice to see that in a movie sometimes…

[@shiloh1661]

melony 😭

[@Basedhistoryenjoyer]

still better than standing still and screaming like most horror movies with a girl in it

[@TheGritherr]

more successful than the men, not very realistic. It's hard to make up all that weight is all.

[@rhyzeless5029]

Melony 💀

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

That moment when the whole thing could’ve been prevented if they would’ve just listened to all the rumors of the tragedies in the past and not go to the farm in the first place.

[@ZeeCozyFox]

Im suprised that your verified btw noice username

[@ZeeCozyFox]

I saw a jojo refrence

[@KTABTSTREAMS]

BRO U ARE LITTERALLY IN EVERY VIDS COMMENTS

[@nogass5381]

You're every were

[@rickyalbertson577]

@Micah Reex gaming shut up

[@TheNachmar]

"If you managed to kill us, you'd still be stuck in a 100-acre corn maze" Yeah, fair point, then again, I'd rather take my chances with the corn maze than the group of psychos.

[@rosestar1324]

It's funny he said that as if none of the killers had a cell phone on their person. Could also set the corn on fire to get emergency vehicles to come to them. Or she could have taken one of their vehicles and drove away. Lol like it's gonna be hard to escape when all the killers are dead

[@toptiertech7291]

@@rosestar1324 you need something to set the corn on fire. Plus you can call the cops. That doesn’t mean they can find your exact location

[@aparnarai3708]

@@toptiertech7291 well at least you won't be dead Also Phones do have GPS unless it's a Nokia 3310 or earlier version But they can be used for self defense because they are harder than bricks

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

@@toptiertech7291 I think they'd have a lighter on them or in their shed

[@zankoushadow]

@@toptiertech7291 if she just stayed at that factory or whatever it would be easy for them to find her

[@MagikarpMan]

0:56 the real horror of this movie was them putting their shoes on the bed

[@lonekie]

LMAO, facts

[@Meeeeeee917]

Asians are punching air

[@songbird6414]

My dad has always said that a sure fire way to get out of a maze is to pick one direction, and always stick in it. If I turn left once, I’m turning left for the rest of the maze. At first;l, I was convinced he’s wrong. But time and time again, it worked. Admittedly, it is not the fastest strategy, but it is pretty much a guaranteed way to escape. As soon as anything goes wrong in this scenario, in hiding in the corn, and then turning left until I can escape and call someone.

[@jessicao-o165]

Same I learned that from my brother, if you pick one side and always go you’ll go around the perimeter but then again it’s not the fastest route out and they want to get out of a 100 feet acre maze under an hour or two... but then again if I was in their shoes I would still do this and by the time it gets dark I would’ve gone back, the maze can’t move so if I constantly went left I’d just go right.

[@angelzhkk]

i thought that the person took your phone-

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

nah dont do the left strat- just pick a direction and run- keep to the corn if you can- unless you have a tracker there's a really low chance to run into one in reality-

[@songbird6414]

@@angelzhkk oh shit true. Eh maybe a pay phone or a kind civilian

[@angelzhkk]

@@songbird6414 lol

[@dolphabear8754]

*Imagine you walk into your basement and hear:* Little did they know, that's going to be their biggest mistake of their entire life.

[@Goddywap]

*cinema sins theme starts playing* 💀

[@bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis]

@@Goddywap what

[@hithereimacheese9970]

the narrator is such an asshole

[@dumpie4155]

LOL

[@rosibel-RBFC]

I would be horrified honestly Like what if i go back upstairs but thats what the movie wants?

[@Croutonking65]

I thought when the killers revealed to the MC that that they need her alive to harvest her, that the MC would turn the knife on herself to use herself as a hostage to escape

[@scum325]

This is absolutely my biggest fear ngl, getting lost in a cornmaze getting chased by creepy monsters is just really scary ngl.

[@BettyWhite2171]

That happened to me but it was real people.

[@nicalennieee]

U totally like ngl

[@victoriab.6910]

@@nicalennieee stream super freaky girl by Nicki Minaj 🫶🏽

[@jamesgordon177]

Are u sure ur ngl??? Ngl it's wild

[@bbjj5666]

Mine too that why tall grass scares me

[@ProjectLegendary]

I'm gonna be honest. They may be big, but i don't know about fatigue. If they're farmers AND killers, they definitely have endurance

[@TheGritherr]

agreed, outclassed.

[@copper_7786]

Im starting to think that it's impossible for ''How To Beat'' to die , he has become too powerful

[@Cahara-Pavel]

He can and will sacrifice ANYONE. He knows too much.

[@weaponsmith]

Well, not really, because he actually researches first before making a How To Beat video. Also, in other “How To Beat” videos, he says that he probably would not have survived. I get your point though 😂

[@seansilv25]

He’s too DANGEROUS to be left alive!

[@foxclawz9722]

It is impossible he definitely knows everyone's next move and there every thot (I spelled wrong on purpose)

[@B3an01]

@@weaponsmith yea how to beat is basically a death game batman if he has prep time he is probably surviving everything unless its a straightforward specifically made for execution limbs restrained guillotine

[@ScarabCentral]

what i've always wondered is why they don't go THROUGH the maze, like directly through the corn itself once danger presents itself. Sure running around it is quicker if you know where you're going but if they're lost, wouldn't straight through be more efficient?

[@wolfspirit7239]

Nope, moving through corn makes a lot of noise and it is surprisingly stiff It would exhaust you quickly and be like ringing a bell to alert them

[@psychopomp9351]

@@wolfspirit7239 it would be better than the killer having a clear sight on you

[@bootlegproductions15]

Might as well run through the maze waving your arms around and screaming

[@zankoushadow]

@@wolfspirit7239 if u make it far enough unless they directly go through the corn to youll eventually not be heard

[@dumpie4155]

LEGIT

[@steiliop7651]

So we're not gonna mention how theres an orange in a corn field.

[@_cabinet]

What has the mother done 🤨

[@danielk5489]

Who cares? Why is that an issue? It's just there. Maybe someone accidentally left it there or something idk

[@kl0wce]

Woman is smart enough to hide a knife in her shoe but not a spare phone?

[@cometzz_c1rcuzz]

I thought the same thing. Would have been better if it was a small pumpkin.

[@kasenschwab5985]

When?

[@ionknow9583]

So… we’re just not gonna mention the fact that the blonde girl is wearing a cheerleading uniform like it’s a normal outfit? 💀

[@chrisdhhj2440]

I watched the movie, the other 3 friends kept on insisting her to wear that

[@kelbob93]

And the fact that they’re all dressed in jackets and pants for autumn weather… isn’t she freezing??? Lol

[@guidor14]

Gotta make sure to give her some personality 😂

[@Randsomm]

it's a high school starter pack

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

I figured it was like a halloween costume since they doing a maze

[@johnsullyiv5666]

If people were allegedly murdered in that corn maze, I’m not going there in the first place. If I did end up there though the second I realized it’s a life or death situation I’m picking one direction and running in that direction only, I’ll get out eventually.

[@DrewishAF]

There's a "haunted acres" property event pretty close to where I live each year. When you go there, you pay like $30-40 for 2 hours and there are one to two dozen "monsters" on site in this property which has a mixture of woods and fields. Then, there are a couple groups of participants that are all looking for some items to take and bring back to the entrance. The participants are then given paintball guns and each group is dropped over in a different area. If you shoot one of the "monsters" then they go down for like 15 seconds so you can get away. If the monster catches you, they take off a flag thing from you and you're out of the game and have to go back to the front. It's like a zombie shoot with a kind of capture the flag game. The first group to get the item(s) back to the start point gets a prize and gets the cost of the event refunded. It's a really awesome idea but they usually sell out of tickets within a few days of introduction. If I remember correctly, there's another place nearby where they pretty much just let participants use paintball guns to mow down wave after wave of "zombies" in a harvested cornfield too. There's not really any goal or point to it other than getting to shoot the shit out of a bunch of armored people dressed as zombies with paintball guns lol. These things pop up every year in late September through Halloween and are a ton of fun. This movie reminded me of that when they had the people firing paintball guns at "monsters" on the back of that truck.

[@Lybrel]

Where is this?

[@Dasdwear]

Where do you live?

[@flopcartman]

That's pretty cool

[@StikMun]

@@flopcartman "that's pretty cool" little did she know this comment would cost her, her life -How To Beat

[@stimihendrix3404]

funny bc fear farm is an actual place in the sacramento area too lol.

[@Diderito]

You pumping these out like freshly baked cookies

[@cooleddie1438]

What kind of cookies? Hopefully chocolate chip . Ohhh yea a gooey ewwy yummy chocolate chip cook-I£

[@ryanmondoux9441]

How dare you enslave gods for your cookie needs… how many? I have 400+

[@tre1848]

No he’s not 😂 the last vid was 7 days ago

[@cooleddie1438]

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[@kiernan3995]

@@cooleddie1438 average anime fan

[@pinapplepirate3209]

"Whats so special about the vip maze?", "the vip maze is special :)"

[@nolanschotanus2769]

How would the killers working at the cornmaze not be found out if it was the last place 4 teenagers were seen?

[@theoneeyedartist3253]

Exactly. And not four teenagers. But many people had gone missing apparently over fifteen years. After the first death and skin being found fifteen years prior. Police would have shut the maze down and done a full search for the killers. And lets say the police cannot find them and gives up letting it reopen the next year. But again, more people die. The police would then have the maze permanently shut down and be investigating every local who was near or at the maze.

[@nolanschotanus2769]

@@theoneeyedartist3253 cop: "hey Tony, isn't it weird that every disappearance the past 15 years has been followed by the corn maze closing down annually?"

[@theoneeyedartist3253]

@@zuyu2 There are allot of ways. Enfact there are some fruits that have a natural hormone that helps with anti aging. A Biochemist could easily do that. And being farmers, grow the fruits needed.

[@Goddywap]

Movies gotta movie

[@eileenconway2966]

@@zuyu2 it’s like they never heard of niacinamide.

[@alexander.tahtadjian]

This video was posted during my early recovery period after I went to the hospital for jaw surgery and I just got to watching it today and it was very calm and relaxing and really made me feel good during my recovery period...so thank you.

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

I hope your recovery is going well, have a nice day btw, stranger

[@21bucks]

@@MatthiasDrinksH20 it’s a bot sadly :(

[@jester340]

So basically the way to survive every horror movie is to not go somewhere and be stupid? Got it

[@tealablu3759]

Introverts: I’m waaaaay ahead of you

[@rrk8779]

@@tealablu3759 true dat

[@youtubeisntallowingmetocom9062]

Thing is, if you can't come to the killer, they'll come to you

[@tecqnize3274]

or be the camera man

[@TheGritherr]

Stick to the herd brah

[@candyapplehumanm974]

Just hiding in the corn for a long time seems like a good idea

[@Fungaly]

“This college student is about to have his flesh carved from his body” Straightforward, I like it.

[@IAmArnold2003]

I always wonder how these types of movies would go if the main characters had ccw permits

[@rustyhowe3907]

They would be very quick short stories for sure...or the would be victims started hunting their killers down for their own sport, that would be crazy fun to watch.🤭

[@toptiertech7291]

Depends. You have a gun. There’s 8-10 of them. It’s not like a movie where every shot is going to hit them. If 4 people rush at you from different directions you’re still losing. People die with their guns every day

[@Jenna2k]

It would be a fun movie

[@AnxietyPossumArt]

@@Jenna2k idk about fun, depends on other facts plus if the shooter is competent/doesn't run out of bullets fast

[@johnalddrumph456]

@@toptiertech7291 true but there are plenty of people who carry at least one extra mag. Most full sized Glocks can hold between 10-17 rounds. Combine that with hollow point rounds and you've substantially increased your chances of survival

[@mindassassin]

"In a life or death situation, don't be a dick." Says the man that will sacrifice literally anyone and everyone to survive these things.

[@_Mefu.]

How the hell can you be both the guy everyone wants to befriend in a death game and be the guy everyone doesn't want to befriend in a death game???

[@novadiamond2167]

It pisses me off that from the get-go, they were warned by someone that “Hey, don’t go to this corn maze. People died there. If you go, you’re next.” And they’re just like “Well, that warning can’t stop me! I can’t read!”

[@esperhunter7263]

well to be fair, life is full of that stuff. When I was a kid I was told if I say bloody mary in a dark bathroom 3 times towards the mirror I would be killed by her. Public corn maze that hundreds to thousands of people go to in a given day, of course people will laugh off any warnings

[@angelzhkk]

@@esperhunter7263 dont you need candles?

[@creedocide5641]

Honestly I would rather watch an Adam Sandler movie then these low budget horrible writing and bottom tier actors I'm not saying a better actor or a more famous actor would work because it wouldnt

[@rustyhowe3907]

$10,000 for under two hours of romping through corn? I wouldn't think I was about to be killed, but know they ain't gonna cough up the money and cough up excuses on why I didn't legitimately win, places like this always pull that so I wouldn't bother. I'd also bring a compass too IF I got dragged there anyways.

[@maggiebeam6348]

I can’t even describe how much i love this channel. I might not know anything abt taxes or jobs but i sure know how to survive any and all horror movie situation that might or might not happen

[@GhostlyHearts.]

The fact that the sister apologized after getting mad at the barbed mask guy is so wholesome for some reason..

[@bao_dumpling7682]

I'd be dead instantly; I'd constantly try to be friendly with them and get whacked over the head within the first twenty minutes-

[@bullymaguire6942]

Me too I would be absolutely doomed I’m dead I would lose 10 limbs in the first 5 minutes

[@bao_dumpling7682]

@@bullymaguire6942 yeah, I'm definitely not winning anything but an award for the fastest horror movie death in history-

[@bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis]

@@bullymaguire6942 you could just put some dirt in their eyes.

[@rhinonanmune8791]

​@Bonzo Pippinpaddleopsicopolis Okay Bully Maguire 😂😂

[@huntsman9316]

(15:59) wait, wait, hold up... This man got his whole ass arm chopped off, is about to be kidnapped, sees his sister that might be able to save him, and plays a joke on her that wastes time when the killer is literally right there? What on earth is even happening?! Wasn’t he the person who was terrified of going there in the first place? Him finding out the site was indeed a murder ground should have him freaking the f out.

[@esperhunter7263]

worst part of the movie. is there a word to represent beyond cringe?

[@kinnisontarvin4297]

Nah dude he just got some confidence

[@hvhs01]

It's Prometheus logic.

[@hirokaamv3607]

The only way to survive any death game is to watch this channel all day ❤️

[@hella816]

Ok so from now on people who watch : How to beat/nerd explanes/bingexpress Sees tall grass 'HELL NAH' sees corn field 'HELL NAH' sees a well protected home with emergancy exits 'Now thats more MY style'

[@theendlessoptimist]

I've seen enough of these videos by now that if I'm ever told to give up my phone for something like this or an escape room or whatever, I'd just lie and say I preemptively left it in the car, and thus have a way of calling for help when things go bad...

[@Quesoquantum]

I had to give up my phone. They most likely will take it so you can't just record all the answers and shi

[@kyleecats2255]

A phone that doesn't have "service" can still call 911

[@eat00002]

@@Quesoquantum that's where the lying comes in

[@ChiefPeep]

Good change for a movie like this to not have a happy ending where someone escapes.

[@baeebgrl]

it’d be so much bullshit if one if them escaped. esp with this well organized satanic family

[@bobone866]

Wrong turn movies

[@Slytherin_Snapeniac]

Aside from the obvious solution the way to get out would be to just go straight through the corn before it got dark and the killers came out. The field has to end somewhere.

[@Nezyrrr]

even if you're with this guy you wont survive. you're going to be a sacrifice.

[@lanalowlifer7499]

I love how this movie isn’t the same as other horror movies. Like the main character doesn’t have a happy ending where they get saved and go on with their life

[@perkysett]

there’s a lot of movies where the main character doesn’t survive

[@Lucas51397]

Yoo! This movie was filmed at Cool Patch Pumpkins in Dixon, California. It's the world's biggest corn maze and I've been there every Halloween for the past several years.

[@LampStand_0]

I think he should start a series where he helps the villains succeed instead of the main characters

[@KypherPlayZYT]

He did,

[@m.a.749]

@@KypherPlayZYT Really? Can you send a link?

[@KypherPlayZYT]

@@m.a.749 search how to beat DONT breath 1 and 2 he’s helping an old serial killer rapist

[@Elon-c6p]

Why did you kill kakyoin 😢

[@gordovlite5320]

You could literally survive anything with this man

[@Bethanie111]

You'll be his meat shield

[@Friendly_Protogen]

He*, not us. He would use us to survive.

[@gordovlite5320]

@@Friendly_Protogen na bro doesn't actually got the balls to kill someone

[@Friendly_Protogen]

@@gordovlite5320 How do you know that?

[@eat00002]

@@Friendly_Protogen How do you know he does? and agreed how does gordovidekisald know he doesn't? also, it was a joke

[@almosthalo]

Living in Hollywood I have learned to always carry 2 cells, a prepaid one (with prepaid minutes always on it) and the one I use. Many places over here request to hand over cell. I give them the older one and keep my new one. I dont trust anyone with my phone. Plus great for an emergency.

[@cathimurphy-bee6759]

If I were ever in a horror/torture movie situation, I'd need How to Beat by my side. No mistakes made. All the survival!

[@Radical576]

“Oh yeah, so what if these people died horrific deaths at (insert plot point)? Let’s go there anyways!” -Every horror film character

[@rustyhowe3907]

Soooo many I've met are exactly like this sadly.

[@disbeafakename167]

So you're never going to go anywhere? Pretty much every place has had death there.

[@M2Gaming-jx8ni]

If four kids go missing in one place like in the movie. Wouldn't the owners of the cornfield be the main suspects for their parents to report about?

[@kyleecats2255]

IF their parents knew where they went

[@kitsunelee007]

My husband is a veteran of the horror industry and specializes in extreme horror houses and there have been dozens of stories of gruesome deaths at big name scare parks. You seriously have to be careful what place you choose to attended and with whom.

[@connordupree2823]

I love how you just keep posting videos so fast man your a legend

[@ΣΙΡΟΚΟΣ]

The fact that annoys me is that they can simply go through the corn. Yes it will make sound but it is a shortcut I'm willing to take

[@strawberrygrimlin]

But then again I feel like the killers walk though the corn. Which is why y’all they come out of nowhere

[@Nikkoyes]

@@strawberrygrimlin It'll also be harder to spot them and they can come out of no where, too.

[@ΣΙΡΟΚΟΣ]

@@strawberrygrimlin yes but if they don't find you, you will escape faster and you can even lie down to rest

[@m.a.749]

@@ΣΙΡΟΚΟΣ One guy has a literal chainsaw. He doesn't need to find you, just hear you and start cutting away.

[@Goddywap]

@@strawberrygrimlin they came out of “no where” bc they were taking the routes of the maze, as soon as I got myself in a pickle and got lucky enough to escape I promise they wouldn’t have seen me again one bc I’m black so i would’ve stripped to my undees and two bc ik they’re not going to go through the hassle of looking deep in the maze

[@Shreckster22]

The scariest part of this movie is that something like this could actually happen to you irl, that really gets me

[@esperhunter7263]

just promise not to make jokes and get me killed right after your arm gets cut off

[@kebabseverim3364]

Real life isn't scripted movie, you can basically burn place or kill them easily by hunting them after capturing a weapon

[@kebabseverim3364]

Family: We will harvest your skin and make cream out of it!! C4 bomb vest under my shirt: (im from middle east)

[@rustyhowe3907]

@@kebabseverim3364 *High-fives fellow Middle Easterner* 😁👌

[@MsSmileyKay]

Great recap, but just want to throw out there in retrospect of everything coming out about Established Titles, you DO NOT actually become a “Lord” or “Lady”. It’s a novelty gift. So if you’re grabbing the offer in hopes of actually being labeled.. this is not for you. As noted by another KZbinr, there are other great, and legitimate (not saying ET doesn’t plant trees) places you can donate and help plant trees. 👍🏽

[@eleanorcooke7136]

The Click did a really good video on this because he felt bad that he fell for it.

[@jaysusjay3907]

The cheerleader went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

[@rodneysmith873]

Ding!

[@danielCraig141]

Calculating the light from the sun and moon yeah seems like something a normal person would do when their life is on the line.

[@raae9000]

Character: Blinks How to Beat: THAT WAS THEIR BIGGEST MISTAKE All jokes aside I love ur vids man, keep it up❤

[@hoowat2479]

Character: breaths How to Beat: THAT WAS THEIR BIGGEST MISTAKE

[@Snand_Snake]

Well if you blink the killer and disrepair like Mical

[@Snand_Snake]

And if you breath you make noise to Lear the killer

[@billb100]

These videos make me way too paranoid. Now I'll never be able to do events like these. I did an escape room before where they request you put your phones into a lock box until you are done and I agreed but after this I won't be doing that anymore. I'll end up either lying and say I didn't bring my phone cuz I was too worried about it being stolen or I'd tell them that keeping it is a deal breaker and that I will keep it on me but won't take it out unless there is an emergency. Also there are some haunted attractions or whatever that will actually pay you if you can complete them. I can't remember the name but there was 1 that gives out quite a bit but it's something like 24 hours long and they can do pretty much anything they want to you to try and break you and make you quit. So that's another thing I will never be trying now.

[@lysfranc8782]

The 24h horror house is pretty famous but I don’t remember the name. If I remember right it’s really brutal… and some people tried to charge them.

[@billb100]

@@lysfranc8782 yea I can't recall the name either but I heard the same thing, so I likely wouldn't have attempted it anyways cuz I might freak I'd the bury me alive or something. They have people sign waivers saying they aren't responsible for any injuries, not that that gives them free reign to kill you I'm sure but it might keep them safe in most cases. You are told they can do anything they want from the start so if you can't handle literally being tortured then you shouldn't go in the first place. Because they are very determined to not have to pay out the survival reward

[@8youbetterbelieveit8]

Hey, I work at an escape room, no worries about the phone thing! People ask us all the time if they are allowed to have their phones on them, and although we encourage people to leave them behind, legally we can't actually force people to leave them with us. We don't really worry about it too much since we are watching the rooms on cameras, so if someone is breaking the rules by using their phones, we can quickly pop in over the walkie talkie and politely tell them to cut that shit out. If they continue to use it, we simply remove that person from the room rather than take their phone away. But then again, our waiver does cover all liability up to and including death, soooo 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lol

[@billb100]

@@8youbetterbelieveit8 yea I figured that was the case, the ones I did we were constantly monitored so I didn't think most places would make a big deal out of it but in this movie they asked that they leave their phones and they willingly handed them over because there are all kinds of like games or whatever that do that so most wouldn't bat an eye about handing over their devices, it's just kind of expected... Until you watch something like this and then you'll be too paranoid to do anything ever. But I thought waivers protected the host from most typical injuries and accidents but I seriously doubt if you had someone sign a waiver that says you can merc them I doubt that would hold up in court. But I'm no lawyer so I really know nothing. Like I would be a bit annoyed if I did that 24 hour thing and I somehow managed to make it nearly the whole time just to catch a chainsaw to the abdomen and "lose" because I'm no longer alive to complete the challenge.

[@christianvargas5574]

I believe you are taking about McKamey manor, that haunted literally tortures people and you have to sign a waiver that doesn't allow you to sue them for said torture.

[@opheliak5548]

"I'd just back, get low and throw sand in his face" the visuals were hilarious

[@The_Warsmith]

The 10,000th person EVERY YEAR. How many visitors do they get. That was suspicious from the get-go

[@RodrigoFlores-ls1kq]

26:43 this guy seems to assume that those killers have remained uncatched for 15 years by sheer luck. Aside from ideas like these and some contradictions that sometimes happen, these kind of videos are still pretty cool

[@lonekie]

he's human lol, let em slip up now and again

[@Dysonnnn135]

When you're out of ideas of movies to watch but he comes in big clutch with and ultimate unexcpected how to beat video😌

[@genisay]

Maybe this is why I tend to spot things when they move, such as mice in tall grass or birds in tree branches. I've been practicing Owl Eyes without knowing it for years, thanks to working in places where I have to be quickly aware of people around me so that I don't crash into someone, or have someone come around a corner and crash into me. Unless I have something specific that I'm looking at, like a building I'm headed too, I usually keep my visual awareness wide and keep my periphral vision in mind at all times. I'm so used to doing it anymore that I don't even need to think about it.

[@jeremybrummel3254]

My advice to a step nephew learning to drive was to practice using his peripheral vision, mentioning it is fundamental to safety in general.

[@RRRRRRRRRRR956]

Do you know what they call the cornfield labyrinth? The Maize

[@nacholover952]

I thought it was stupid for the guy to make jokes after his arm was cut off while the murderer was a few feet away, until I thought more about it. The guy just had his arm chopped off and was experiencing rapid blood loss. When you experience rapid blood loss like the guy did, then you aren't going to be able to think very clearly. It makes sense that the guy was making jokes as he was beginning to pass out and die from the blood loss.

[@marcelovinicius3386]

no way they didn't suspected that for some reason they got chosen to go to a ''special maze'' out of nowhere, far away from the other maze and the guy offered them money when they wanted to leave

[@darknate6535]

I love your videos. I dont watch full movies because at night i think of them so i watch you talk over so it helps me calm myself. Thanks for making great content for us!

[@KylineGacha]

Ive been watching how to beat videos since 2017. i dont regret since

[@AndrewKing238]

It’s been so long since I’ve seen a movie where all the protagonists were dead by the end and yes I know that the last girl didn’t actually die on screen but we all know that she ain’t gonna walk away from all of that.

[@britishperson1]

can you believe theres a sequel to this

[@mintysquinty2989]

concealed carry really would have put this movie to a quick end.

[@NotNochos]

Have a damn good day. This isn’t for likes, I genuinely hope you are having a good day. Goodbye!

[@victoriab.6910]

thank youu🫶🏽

[@victoriab.6910]

same to you💕

[@elise.jones14]

i hate that ending. i know it's a low budget film but i wish they would've shown us how big of a product the skincare actually is. Like it didn't seem like some top of the line and expensive skin care. just some cheap product being sold at a corn maze

[@monokiki__]

to be fair the corn maze in my city has people with chainsaws so her reaction to the chainsaw man is not as bad as you think

[@jacksyoutubechannel4045]

Three things bother me so much in movies that I won't watch movies that do them, and this certainly does the last one: 1) Easily avoidable/fixable "misunderstandings" that drive the plot or a major plot point 2) Characters who are written like the audience is with/watching them, almost always in an attempt to "fool" the audience (e.g. a totally sane character having a voice-over inner monologue about who the killer might be, when they're actually the "twist" killer). 3) Characters who are supposed to be _genuinely_ scared "investigating" the frightening/dangerous thing. In real life, you only pull back the shower curtain because your head is confident no one is there, and you want your nervous system to agree.

[@bradsly3386]

I'm surprised the Chad was loyal! Good on ya Brandon! Love your videos man. A zombie apocalypse ever happens youre one of the first survivors imma try to find XD even though there's a chance you'll use me as a human shield haha

[@BrenTenkage]

Oof, that uh...Established Titles thing. Yeah, ya guys should have done some more research on em

[@gingerbreadprime2392]

this is why every friend group needs a black person in it. if a black person was there none of this wouldve happened

[@BenTheGoat27]

im scared to throw something away and hear. "and that was his biggest mistake"

[@Unknown_Entity7418]

Lol.

[@spursnofficial]

The fact that it only takes just 1 person whose parents/friends know that they'll be going to the corn maze for their modus to end is a pretty big plothole.

[@Hepheat75]

I just woke up and I'm having a damn good day.

[@trickygamer9563]

If a SCP movie ever comes out, this guy is probably gonna make a how to beat video. Unless he reads about every SCP, he would get the strategies on surviving them wrong. The commants correcting him will be extremely high

[@maxtaylor-parkin1548]

cheers for that

[@annikejoyvangraan3494]

We need this to happen

[@deliriouszora]

Children of the corn was enough for me to not go near a corn field.

[@jonthetallguy]

It was hilarious when he started it and said this college guy is going to get the flesh carved out of him then proceeds to talk about how he is getting turned on texting his girlfriend on an android

[@AnomalyINC]

How does one have the "highest amount" of a gene? And for that matter, why does being muscular make you slower and more easily fatigued? I'd think it was the reverse.

[@emeraldmann1329]

It's a bit more complex than just 'more muscle = less endurance', but yeah, excessive muscle can make you fatigued more easily (muscles require lots of blood and oxygen, which strains your heart and lungs). However, chances are that working in a farm like that focused more on endurance than pure strength, so he's not likely to be easily fatigued.

[@giansmith830]

@@emeraldmann1329 muscle weighs more than fat

[@giansmith830]

The more required to move around and you cannot run with a heavy chainsaw and a mask thats barbed wire

[@eat00002]

@@giansmith830 oh my god you fucking killed his point dude.

[@Goddywap]

It doesn’t, if js take a look at linemen in high school college and the pros, they CAN MOVE, it all depends on your physical activity and how much you do a day simple as that

[@Ometecuhtli13thGate]

First 30 seconds was relatable. With the lotion.

[@ptyxmvm]

Thanks for promoting a scam cinema summary 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@xklotsj]

bro... Nobody knew it was a scam

[@mattyraymytube123]

Only thing I don't agree with is when u said the girl should wrap her leg around the pole to gain control.... Lifting one leg off the ground could result in loosing balance with 1 swift shove. 😉 Love ur vids🥰

[@drewy_bear]

👌

[@CrunchyWinters]

When I See Someone Slightly Suspicious I Got So Paranoid, "Uhh...Are you Going To Un-Alive Me Soon?"

[@IceQueen3253]

I know it's a horror movie, but this is just so wild I can't even find it that scary. This is how far removed Hollywood is from rural America...

[@esperhunter7263]

yeah they try too hard. The big reveal of the " we killin yoo cuz we fixin' to make us some hella face cream" was laugh out loud stupid.

[@sophiaisabelle027]

Your videos have always amazed us. Keep up the good work.

[@B1GB00MBOX]

Once you hear “ that was their biggest mistake” you know it’s about to go down

[@theblackswan723]

I’d go in, trigger the first scare and then turn around and leave the way I came

[@a.nobodys.nobody]

Experiencing these disposable movies like this is awesome. Saves me time and i might actually learn something! It's kinda sad watching dumb-dumb movies by myself so i appreciate this content, esp through the lens of someone who isn't an idiot

[@Saymanok13]

i always will never forget the how to beats old name is cinema summary and always being smart when hes going to heaven hes going to calculate how to go up the stairs to heaven

[@nolanmcknight5716]

"Hey do you wanna do our extremely shady gift that we give to our 10,000th customer" "No you seem pretty shady" Roll credits

[@RatCollector]

Have a damn good day

[@haggard1310]

You too

[@flub3821]

I wanted to say that

[@michaelj.jackson5592]

I just typed this oof

[@LettuceNotLetus]

Over commented

[@Ashrah631]

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