How to Beat the KILLER GATORS in "CRAWL" - Part 1

[@NerdExplains]

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[@B1_Bis]

Yes

[@MiniBiased]

@Bru Br Dang bro you're so funny, So funny infact i forgot to laugh

[@pizzaman6885]

A noose would end the movie quicker

[@halohm3130]

Imagine sayin im racist and homophobic bru br

[@danielk.1472]

@@MiniBiased LOL YOU JUST ROASTED HIM

[@icarus5280]

"cut the dead weight off, like the wife when she divorced him" god i died.

[@7pIayz]

lmao yh

[@RudyTheNinja]

I said _"ooouughhh"_ audibly at that Holy curd that was savage

[@brendanworthington3888]

Very true though. Feel bad for Haley and the wife. Haley got her genetics sabotaged and the wife had to put with moron for years. I mean who the fuck fixes plumbing for a house no is living in instead of evacuating for the hurricane?!

[@LadyMaria_AstralClocktower]

@@brendanworthington3888 ... probably me

[@Berserker3624]

That was cruel....

[@luciid6938]

Teacher : "You're the apex preadator" Alligator : And I took that personally

[@ashleyking2002]

As he should, gator is true apex predator

[@black_nastyez5395]

Nahhh dis is underrated

[@luciid6938]

Lol how did this get this many likes 😂

[@frozenalpha6942]

Alligator: You've gone from Monkey, I haven't changed

[@danielwisell3836]

😂😂

[@planetbob6703]

Movie: Tries to justify human outswimming aligator Nerd explains: Amazing... every word you just said was wrong...

[@ashtonerby8890]

Try wrestling the crocoigator if you got Brazilian jujitsu and pro wrestling experience like me try using the triangle chokehold but you need to have strong metal tapes or use the dropkick if you're triple h or ray mysterio

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

@@ashtonerby8890 I mean sure but you can't wrestle a gator when it sneaks up on you and bites on your limbs. That's their whole thing. They ambush us.

[@RandomestInc]

@@ashtonerby8890 I don’t think using wrestling against a gator will end in anything except your death but you can have a go if you want

[@s-o-u-p6095]

@@ashtonerby8890 you remind me of the comic about jiu jitsu about the 6 steps to put a bear in a rear naked, where step 6 is "you already died at step 2, it's a bear"

[@ashtonerby8890]

@@RandomestInc yeah your right man I think guns would be work than brazillian jujitsu and pro wrestling techniques that'll get you killed

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

"a tornado might destroy a mobile home in Bumfuck, Missouri" Me, sitting in my mobile home in Bumfuck, Kansas: "thank God, that was a close one"

[@davidkilby1043]

Yep. I live in west bumfuck Oklahoma.

[@The-Singularity-X01]

@@davidkilby1043 I'm in bumfuck Kentucky!

[@toprak3479]

I live in Bombfuck Missouri, thank god he was referring to somewhere else

[@uniball5667]

...you ever watch the Wizard of Oz? I wouldn't get to comfortable...

[@afakeboxofporkramen5334]

Oilfuck Texas for me

[@locktock9]

"aligators are deaf outside of water" *protagonist then gets caught and dragged away because the aligator HEARD her phone* the film cant even stick to its own crazy logic XD

[@Mikey12396]

Well that’s probably the whole movie. Just a big mess of inaccuracies. Otherwise, this movie wouldn’t even exist!

[@HateshWarkio]

Well, no one said that Dave was correct to begin with

[@jborrego2406]

It felt the vibrations lol

[@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844]

Alligators are not deaf out of water

[@locktock9]

@@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844 they're not deaf in or out of the water yet according to the film they're deaf out of the water, only to have them hear the phone....out of water....defying their own logic

[@16moons]

"They can climb trees and fences too" Well thats a nightmare I never needed.

[@DemetriusPrime]

Me: *Climbs up a tree against an alligator* Alligator: *Follows* Me: *....Meows.*

[@quinntastrophy4189]

@@DemetriusPrime don’t. They prefer small prey.

[@thedominatr1214]

I once saw a monitor lizard, which has a body similar to an alligator, climb up a FLAT WOODEN FENCE. Like there was literally no footholds

[@DemetriusPrime]

@@quinntastrophy4189 Not in this movie apparently and it was to call for help, help the cat in a tree lol

[@DemetriusPrime]

@@thedominatr1214 Aight I'm out *Fades away*

[@jimmyjohn272]

I’m a Floridian. There is literally no way that the girl didn’t know about the hurricane. They wouldn’t have even had the swim practice that morning.

[@floridaman2806]

Especially in FUCKIN Gainesville seriously there is no way they would do that.

[@boy-on_the-netx9145]

Thats why you dont trust movies

[@meghanhixon3241]

@@floridaman2806 I mean while I agree, Gainesville is lucky when it gets hit, I am from there and the worst that used to happen is that the power would go out. Driving during an active fucking hurricane is dumb as hell though.

[@hoanghieubui2952]

I thought Florida man is born to wrestle aligators, where is he ?

[@Weedle1]

@@meghanhixon3241 yeah I've done that lol it was pretty fun

[@silenceundying]

For everyone who has been asking, and hopefully for everyone who sees this before asking: Crawl part 2 was struck with copyright and is currently no longer available.

[@JC-vw2tf]

Ah shit. Thank you for letting us know, i was wondering.

[@youcanadianeh7523]

Probably because the people who made the movie didn’t want him to talk more about how stupid this movie is and stupid they had characters make decisions.

[@gyomi7210]

Video got taken down. Still up on odysee.

[@sorbec]

@@gyomi7210 thank you

[@prescottmotley5225]

Your the mvp

[@henryworks9089]

“Haley was probably to distracted-“ No. “playing Raid-“ No, please. “shadow legends.” *NOOOOOOOO*

[@dillandasilva3594]

The KZbinrs are rick rolling us with raid shadow legends now

[@radium_habit6869]

Feels bad man

[@ShikaRah089]

I liked the way he threw it in there!

[@paperclip6377]

@@ShikaRah089 same

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

You had no idea it was coming

[@jcdenton7273]

you forgot one thing: this takes place in florida, and every floridian is a superhuman who can easily beat a gator in any fight, and who can shrug off any hurricane damage.

[@sabref4i290]

That’s because everybody that lives in Florida is all whacked out on meth lol

[@HitTheFloor16]

You are thinking about russians

[@flamethrower1273]

@@HitTheFloor16 no there was guy in Florida that pried open a gators mouth to save his dog a couple months ago

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

@@HitTheFloor16 Pretty sure Russians are like that but with vodka instead.

[@flamethrower1273]

@@shuuuuushhshs2698 it was small but a gator nonetheless

[@justvoss47]

Him: "she was probably busy playing Raid Shadow Le-" Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

[@MUIDYLANICE]

KZbinr: Reaches one subscriber Raid shadow legends: Hmmm... Would you like a sponsor?

[@kirakira1212]

It was so smooothhh i chocked 😂

[@cutthroatcomittee]

⚰ screaming

[@chrisandersson6619]

@@MUIDYLANICE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@QueenRatMan]

I wasnt even mad, nerd was way 2 smooth

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Why do older folks not keep their phone on them most of the time?" Because they still think it's still the 1300's where nobody needed phones

[@johnbread5450]

funny seeing you here

[@laladeviluke1287]

Get out of my head

[@davidkilby1043]

Incorrect. I am a 57 year old. Paranoid retired Marine, but still older than her idiot father

[@logankneller]

@@davidkilby1043 r/woooosh

[@AgentSquiddy]

@@logankneller no .. just no kid

[@karlyadao9042]

This girl: *thinks she can outswim a gator* The gator: fuck around and find out

[@pizzaman6885]

Hmmmm gator pizza

[@matthewritterson484]

😂

[@MartyBrawls]

@@pizzaman6885 frick now I want some pizza

[@banana8949]

@@MartyBrawls I need chick fila

[@JetstreamSam343]

@@pizzaman6885 i just ate pizza On Portugal TelePizza has a discount on Wednesday and I just ate a pizza I love you pizza man Now I now I cant out swim a gator

[@user-xh6cg7zf9h]

"at some point you just have to cut the dead weight off... like his wife did in the divorce." i keep forgetting how fuckin savage this man is

[@val_sings]

it's hidden in that monotone voice lol

[@thatonebagel6961]

I kept that line in a mental pocket for when I'm eighteen and can finally live with my mom.

[@therebedragons2653]

Saying dead weicht instead of dead meat Was a missed opportunity

[@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX]

What a fucking legend.

[@AndrewAMMay]

"Like his wife did when she divorced him" Fucking dead from that

[@nidhalsormali3051]

He really did my guy like that

[@Berserker3624]

That was just cruel...

[@gdiigmdmewii3689]

as a born and raised florida man, i can confirm that this is accurate. we sometimes put leashes on the roaming murder alligators to keep them as pets. the fact that they didn’t do this tells me that they are not florida men

[@normalhuman9878]

It’s a movie so it was written by Californians They don’t know anything about the reality of Florida

[@Bandstand]

If anything ever hits the fan, let’s coordinate to meet irl Nerd. I don’t want to die. I’m staying in San Diego lmk bro

[@blakebarrett1519]

Same (until food runs low)

[@Juse73X]

I have a nice survival plan. Unfortunately, imagination =/= real life. I'll probably get caught somewhere between step 1 and step 2 of my plan.

[@cameronmccorkle6078]

@@Juse73X that's when you get a step 2.1 and such you won't be stuck on 2 if you have several backups hell I have a back up of the back up I have

[@Lavender_body_wash]

He’s going to eat you

[@aonbrogan8266]

Considering how often Nerd tells people "If shit hits the fan start eating people" I don't think that's wise.

[@chumisntfum1614]

"Alligators are deaf outside of water" Alligator: is that so?

[@Dustkissedangel]

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓: "𝑵𝒂𝒉 𝒅𝒖𝒅𝒆. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚." 😎

[@lepurpleboi3266]

The gator: *I hEaR yOuR sInS mOrTaL*

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

Alligator: While ripping a man's leg off, "you were *saying* something!"

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

ᏗᏒᏋ ᎩᎧᏬ ᏕᏬᏒᏋ ᏗᏰᎧᏬᏖ ᏖᏂᏗᏖ

[@onizuka255]

character: * Breaths* Nerd explains: The first mistake she did was to inhale oxygen

[@madaodog__7224]

That's more of a Cinema Summary moment lolol

[@raulphilipgoco403]

I think you got the wrong channel here buddy. I mean I don’t blame ya their thumbnails look extremely similar.

[@reconminivan1853]

this is me but with everything

[@raulphilipgoco403]

@@user-gf5lq2pe3q Except Nerd explains is more humorous than his more Serious Twin Brother.

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

The most realistic part of this movie is that people who live in Florida underestimate a massive hurricane

[@coledibiase5971]

They've been through the worst of them already

[@meeksywampus]

Having lived there most of my life, unless Jim Cantore is afraid, nobody leaves.

[@edu7979]

its just some wind and rain really

[@bagelbomber4834]

This seems like the angriest Nerd has ever been just because of the sheer stupidity of these character and the disregard for their own saftey and he just cant hold back on making fun of them.

[@gorkemaykut5230]

the problem is how realistic this is, some people are just blessed with the thinking capability of the soggy pants

[@jack6126]

Well to be fair if most were in a real life situation like this I’d bet they’d make at least a couple stupid mistakes too.

[@davevd9944]

The movie it self is watchable the gator look amazing. But beware turn your brain off. People make SUCH FUCKING DUMB CHOICES dear god.

[@stealthchopper54]

He bodied Hayley lol

[@iidoughnutholes3087]

@@jack6126 bro. Not evacuating in a cat 5 hurricane is an idiot move. No other way to put it

[@yelagriz]

"It's like a ghost town, everyone's gone." ..."No sh*t"

[@wentaoguan]

When your parents calls you stupid for getting F on report card but you know you're smarter than the protagonists in Crawl

[@bluegirl7043]

Fr

[@Berserker3624]

That not saying much lol

[@AmateurVase]

So you are smarter than dirt?

[@edshouyo2910]

That's not as impressive unfortunately 🥲

[@zap4th368]

@@AmateurVase hey. don't insult dirt by comparing it to the protags

[@borng-7611]

Title: *How to beat KILLER alagators in "Crawl"* Alternative Title: *Nerd explains roasting the actors for **27:14** minutes*

[@subhasmitra4747]

Who missed the line" I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone with the alligators"

[@DragonsRocks017]

Didn't he actually do this with a very small one 😂

[@subhasmitra4747]

@@DragonsRocks017 yes

[@zeebeeplayz]

He couldnt do that unless he steel plated his arm or something, alligators are fucking terrifying. Plus, it would try to drag him into the water and deathroll him.

[@dylanm6956]

@@zeebeeplayz it was a wee baby alligator so it wouldnt (possibly idk) hurt that much but he did put cevlar or protection around his arm

[@flamethrower1273]

@@dylanm6956 I’m pretty sure the protection was for the snapping turtle. For the gator he just put a stick in it’s mouth to get it to let go.

[@TheRealBlaze]

I’ve never been so stunned by the pure stupidity and absence of common sense from a protagonist.

[@abigdookie]

Lol

[@davidfalloutbandit]

That american "horror" for you..stupid unrealistic characters making stupid easily avoidable choices for the sake of making the plot happen

[@jameson1239]

They also nerfed gators like you would not believe but good bite and your bones will snap like a twig

[@timebomb4562]

to be fair i think daddy gives her a lot of dumb advice

[@SeaGLGaming]

They're still smarter than most protagonists in horror movies somehow.

[@swift7842]

Moral of the story: when life gives you gators make Gatorade

[@343sinbad]

😂😂😂 mmm food 😂😂😂

[@StudM01]

Lol, I am literally losing my s*** with this comment, well done good sir.

[@mcirian8767]

Lol

[@henrywhitmore8344]

Moral of the story: just fuckin evacuate you dumbass

[@saluff1979]

Lol that made me chuckle.

[@mrsme1993]

Saddest thing that part 2 got deleted. The entertainment factor this 2-parter had was oscar-worthy

[@livedhill1640]

I was looking for part 2

[@ericaguayo764]

No wonder I couldn't find it any idea why that happened

[@kassard1]

Thank you for saying as I was looking for it. Your comment should be pinned for future searchers.

[@HeyLookItsBruno]

I'd find it incredibly funny if she made it upstairs with her dad only to get jumped by a group of crocodiles instead of gators.

[@colinm2098]

The masterminds behind the whole thing

[@nerobernardino88]

@@colinm2098 And then some brazilian Jacarés can jump in it too.

[@Jenna2k]

@@nerobernardino88 then giant otters jump in and kill everything. Yes they exist and no don't go near them.

[@vigneshv3846]

@@Jenna2k me too

[@raizon-tx4gq]

@@Jenna2k ah yes those nightmares caimans or gators avoid those because when they're in groups they're more scarier

[@alexanderdagreat5170]

Everyone in the comments: omg alligators can do all that Floridians: Hmmm interesting *rides giant alligator into hurricane*

[@JetstreamSam343]

~Sharknado~ Croconado - Now this is hot

[@randomt-9034]

Florida Man will gonna ride them like horse and play with them and call it a day.

[@angelw8791]

It's true

[@kristianschuff1723]

Floridians can also get crocs if they are south enough

[@margaretealexander2719]

we need so many people like this guy he has the best content ever

[@Adian-Bodhi]

Ikr

[@corevo7570]

One of my absolute favorites.

[@_Hamler]

Him and Cinema Summary are my favorite youtubers

[@user-bd9kh4tv8p]

Agree

[@taraperkins6046]

Agreed

[@ashtoncollins9624]

Just thought I’d let you know alligators are actually pretty scared of humans, whilst their cousins crocodiles are known to actively hunt humans, and anything they can kill

[@NekoKuro-il8rz]

Not Florida Alligators, where this movie takes place, because of people building in their swamps and forcing them out of their habitats, they can be quite aggressive towards people. Then again, most Floridians will just smack them away so 😂😂😂

[@kcinnay2]

Honestly I would love to see a movie where basically two writer teams have to out do each other, meaning we actually get smart characters and the plot gets driven forward not by mistakes or stupid desicions but just a cleverer enemie

[@ironwolfinsanity4476]

you mean death note?

[@jemmascott5559]

SOMEONE CALL HOLLYWO- wait no. Hollywood only wants movies from established franchises/directors... SOMEONE CALL NETFLIX!

[@RATGODORIGINAL]

@@jemmascott5559 oh wait they only care about putting black people in their movies. CALL... someone

[@yBryan1]

@@RATGODORIGINAL call the popo

[@grim1044]

No that would mean you get character from friday the 13th or get one character who makes every bad choice to make it scary, just to survive and then make one choice that helps them win (escape, kill or what be it) just cause it's a competition doesn't mean the movie has to be good. Most successful scary movie franchises have stupid ass characters (Friday the 13th, halloween and scream) all pretty stupid characters with one that looks smart but does many stupid thing

[@powwowken2760]

Sharks: Smart enough to bail when a hurricanes coming People: What's the worst that could happen

[@ryandoherty1385]

They bail to minimise the risk of another sharknado sequel

[@gridlock1637]

We're just built different 😎

[@blazingkitsune9020]

@@ryandoherty1385 genius move

[@spacecthulhu399]

And yet humans are the smatest animals "desided by humans"

[@aryeng3004]

Only some humans are considerd smart others are dumber than donkeys

[@toonpacha2396]

This video could’ve been ten seconds long, just say, “Eat them before they eat you.”

[@pizzaman6885]

I'll get the pizza

[@1bingbongtingtong1]

That's the best comment. You've done it.

[@adamgray1753]

"Daddy needs a new pair of boots, pants, shirt, tie, and belt, Mr. Gator!"

[@DavidS-mi8nh]

like ace ventura

[@flamethrower1273]

That only applies to people.

[@ianrey7899]

Sir, you have my like on how clean that transition to Raid Shadow Legends ad. First time I got got by it since I usually can predict ads

[@vertigognome6617]

You’re right that alligators can be dangerous, the ones that attacks lions and cheetahs that you mentioned are crocs. Crocs are usually bigger and more likely to attack larger prey than gators. But you’re right that gators attack people. But I would say from my days of living in Kenya that crocs are more dangerous. When I lived in Florida I wasn’t terrified of standing near a river. But it was a different story in the Serengeti lol Edit: the Serengeti is in Tanzania and it’s the Maasai Mara in Kenya in terms of national parks. I mixed that up. Although I recall being in the Serengeti and in Kenya many years ago. Anyway, you will have a better chance of seeing crocs in the Mara River in Kenya anyway!

[@ey7290]

In flordia there are only 2 things to fear, gators and Florida man In Serengeti there is only 1 things you cannot fear, yourself

[@briandc2216]

@@ey7290 Idk man. Have you ever caught a virus that made you shit your soul out? I bet you'd be scared of yourself then

[@kristianschuff1723]

Most croc species are smaller than the American alligator and less agressive but bigger than the chinese alligator. nile and salt water crocs are the ones that give crocs a bad name most of the others want nothing to do with us

[@brentbottoms2876]

@@ey7290 incorrect the only thing you cant fear is fear because your too entrenched in fear to be afraid of fear

[@wyatt4790]

@@brentbottoms2876 absolutely meta

[@dinninfreeman2014]

"If you made every possible wrong decision when a hurricane was hitting your home what would you do?" die

[@kamller6525]

Copied comment

[@caralho5237]

did you try to blow it back with a massive fan?

[@grim1044]

@@kamller6525 yes because it is difficult to copy the start of the video where he gives you a chance to make a comment and say die

[@kamller6525]

@@grim1044 it's just a copied comment, you don't need to get ur tits up in a twist about it.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

1) Talk No Jutsu. 2) Type-Adventage - Electro-Type!! Pika-pi! 3) Talk no Jutsu.

[@buckb6976]

"We might be stubborn but we never quit." That script was gold.

[@theofficialdislikebutton6766]

I quit pretty easily, so please exclude me

[@nidhalsormali3051]

They basically said: "We might not give up, but we never give up" 😂😂

[@josheboythespeedrunner8491]

@@nidhalsormali3051 we never quit the task at hand but we never stop doing the task that we have started

[@spider-man8186]

We never have decided to quit doing the assigned task because of our hubris but we never choose to subconsciously fail said designated task due to said hubris.

[@TheScorpion0081]

Me: I know. That's what being STUBBORN means.

[@User-3O3]

2:44 That was the slickest transition in to a sponsor advertisment I have ever seen. You smooth bastard, you.

[@snapulous3681]

Nerd Explains: Hailey was probably playing rai- Me: *Spams skip button aggressively*

[@national7846]

Ikr

[@The-Last-Eye]

Haha every time

[@Currentlyprocrastinating37]

I actually watch his sponsors because they’re so smooth.

[@christinalittleton5773]

Speaking of food chains... "When an animal is born, they automatically know their instincts. When a human is born, we need at least two people to watch over us so we won't choke on a cheerio." -Christopher Titus.

[@damianrehbein3992]

I mean, it works. If we wanted we could eradicate any other Species. We are minmaxers with 100 in Int.

[@anoni6108]

I mean it's pretty cool that babies will float instinctively when you throw Them in water until a certain age so they won't drown

[@jossebrodeur6033]

There actually is an evolutionary reason for that. Human babies are born very prematurely when compared to other mammals.

[@woah0449]

@@jossebrodeur6033 oh I think I remember reading about that once, wasn’t it because the size of the baby could potentially harm the mother during birth or something?

[@jossebrodeur6033]

@@woah0449 Pretty much. If we gave birth at the same proportional point of other mammals, it would be more like a year rather than 9 months. Think about how big a baby gets after three months, it would be almost impossible to get out.

[@Jerry-mc9pb]

People: think they smart Alligator: hahah mouth chomp

[@autismman6360]

Jaws go brrrrr

[@egopathtime3273]

To anyone wanting part 2, you can find that NerdExplains video on Odysee-he's smart to have a backup plan and not rely on KZbin.

[@jailbird-fu9lj]

“Nature can be a bit*h if you swim out your lane.” That is funny

[@yBryan1]

He said it while I read ur comment which made it 10 times betted

[@magicblaze1553]

and true too

[@timebomb4562]

Yep she can be ruthless

[@botslayer9814]

@Nnamdi Bryan bets are great

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

Nature knows no mercy

[@the_queer_forest_fairy5170]

"An alligator isn't gonna burst through the stairs like the Kool Aid Man!" I died 😂✋

[@mrporbig]

through*

[@mosiacmaniacswarm]

Rip i will send my condolences to your family

[@shslidiot2342]

Your spelling made me die

[@the_queer_forest_fairy5170]

@@shslidiot2342 I fixed it I think. Don't die- 😪✌

[@BreathingStereotype]

@@the_queer_forest_fairy5170 it's too late. Hes already gone. Your spelling killed him before you could fix it....

[@Foggyscotty]

I’m not even mad about the raid ad the way he did it was so clean 🧽 🧼

[@7pIayz]

ikr

[@MartyBrawls]

They do be clean

[@averageduck1327]

Bruh that "To be continued" absolutely killed me😂😂😂

[@powwowken2760]

I'm beginning to think getting killed by the 'Gator-icane" is actually more impressive than surviving it Surviving seems super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@housespider]

For sure, all you would need to do is leave with every other intelligent person

[@uraniumpotato6614]

Get off that alligators back, OK let me get off that thing

[@Currentlyprocrastinating37]

Screen rant, right?

[@uraniumpotato6614]

@@Currentlyprocrastinating37 yes

[@everythingsfinett3903]

@@housespider They don't even have to be intelligent, just average

[@isaaclawson2097]

Boy: "Ma, another gator got in the house." Ma: "Another gator! Give me that shovel."

[@shortleader0958]

survival 100

[@bastianproctor9683]

Monsters Inc

[@freelanserns187]

I want an easy way of beating this whole movie is own a 22 am I the only one who is ever seen Swamp People You know the show where they go around trapping alligators and one shotting them in the head with a 22LR

[@blueberry5822]

I can tell you as someone who has lived through hurricanes, all of them in Florida, we get PLENTY of notice and with where they live in the state they would have realistically have had shutters up days in advance. Shit like this is realistic to a degree when people deny reality but most (if not all) of us shutter up and are ready to go days before its time to deal with the ordeal.

[@alejandrorivas4585]

I kept thinking this. Ya'll talkin when you've no idea what its like to be in a hurricane in FL. He keeps going on about how urgent and pressing everhthing is, but thats just not how it goes here. You know like a week in advance, theres no rush ever except for at the gas station, and at the grocery store. And even when it does make landfall its a slow lumbering thing that takes hours to get bad, and a full day to pass. And the only way the flooding would really hit you like this is if you lived by the beach, in which case the govt forcefully evacuates you; or you live by a canal or the everglades. And even then the water management areas block the brunt if it. All the buildings here are made of stone and cinderblock so damage is typically minimal. I think the film mentions they live in north FL too, making things even less pressing because hurricanes have to run along the atlantic coast of florida to reach her.

[@jashardwallington]

@@alejandrorivas4585 faxx ppl who dont live in Florida dont kno

[@Icalasari]

@@alejandrorivas4585 Really makes me go wtf to the people who built that house then. Close to bodies of water that can flood, made of wood, has a fucking crawlspace that gators just use... Not sure who is the biggest idiot - The daughter for trusting her dad's advice, her dad for going to a house that could collapse on him while he stays under it, or the idiots who went, "Let's build it out of wood and drywall and have no reinforcement for hurricanes. At all" (Giving the writers a slight benefit of the doubt in that they at least put the wooden house close enough that it would be a case of, "...How did it last this long?")

[@JustAGuy1031]

The Jocko bit had me cackling. That was great. “Good” 😂

[@wredred4725]

Video ideas, How too survive... The Hunger Games Jurassic World (+Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom) The 5th wave Battle: Los Angeles The Day After Tomorrow

[@PecsaV]

I concur

[@lelkas8274]

Agree

[@truereclaim7341]

I would love to see the 5th wave or hunger games

[@Banterman420]

I don’t like raid:shadow legends like everyone else, but that sponsor transition was as slick as always.

[@cg04xo_75]

IKR I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING he always slick asf bahaha I love his videos

[@tylerburtyk5264]

Give me some spiders

[@astaut2659]

Nice

[@fiftyways]

"The only problem is that it's eyes are located behind it's giant pissed off mouth."

[@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114]

Their mouths are so cute tbh

[@conanas086]

@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 Yeah they are when that mouth isn't trying to snap your leg in half

[@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114]

@@conanas086 Honestly I'd have to give myself up and get eaten I mean look at them! They're so cute🥰

[@timebomb4562]

it's funny cause it's true

[@greasytony895]

as a man from Florida , i can say.. her shrugging off the hurricane like its another storm was pretty believable. last hurricane my friends came over and i bought mimosas. the more unbelievable thing is that she didnt have a party lined up to go to

[@Phia525]

“She really didn’t think this outfit through” well unless she owns men’s pants there was no way she was ever going to find a pair with functional pockets in her closet. Women’s pants don’t hold shit, it’s a fact.

[@cosmogyral6826]

True af

[@vigneshv3846]

😂😂😂

[@stickvortex]

I’ll put 10 bucks on finding a pair with some big ass pockets at REI

[@thatonebagel6961]

I bought a pair of black and white military styled pants with eight pockets. Six were fake. SIX. I'm so close to buying mens pants.

[@Phia525]

@@thatonebagel6961 thats so disrespectful, why must they punish us

[@gbblocks1794]

If you can’t get it’s eyes, another chance is holding its jaw shut. They have insane biting strength but their jaws can be held shut with one hand.

[@benben3277]

@@Elipsyclips yep, if you've seen the picture of a crab holding a gators jaw closed, it's accurate.

[@gbblocks1794]

@@Elipsyclips exactly the reason

[@TheRookie01010]

Yeah they basically have almost to zero opening power in their jaws

[@aaronmendoza2010]

Yeah but the gator can and WILL still thrash around so good luck holding onto it’s snout which capable of breaking bones ☠️

[@sadieadler8899]

N o t e d

[@openclosetdoor5209]

Other youtubers: Get Raid Shadow Legends! It's fun! NerdExplains: Download raid shadow legends. you will get so distracted that you won't notice a big ass hurricane coming your way.

[@A_Man_Named_Mark]

Please please please reupload crawl pt. 2! I loved this one, and just saw pt.2 got copyright struck. Pplleeeaasseee reupload!

[@Real_A0]

yeah it's been struck for more than half of an year

[@adamgrogory]

I love how the intro's not even "if killer alligators invaded your home...", but "if you made EVERY WRONG DECISION when a hurricane hit your town, what would you do?"

[@loturzelrestaurant]

1) Talk No Jutsu. 2) Type-Adventage - Electro-Type!! Pika-pi! 3) Talk no Jutsu.

[@Mike-er3up]

Bruh this video should be called "Roasting Hailey in 25 minutes straight" hahaha :)

[@2two279]

so true

[@demarr5811]

🤣🤣🤣

[@goatskullgamer52]

And sometimes her father

[@cormacb2326]

At least half of it was her father.

[@drippyog3935]

@@cormacb2326 nah uou just hate men .

[@aakarshballa9173]

"Her parents are divorced" Him: And that was the first mistake.

[@Its_Me_Romano]

wrong channel

[@Forvennm]

@@Its_Me_Romano no because you can use the dad as ameat shield from the gators lmao

[@ETS-hk1fh]

@@Forvennm wtf is wrong with you

[@tornadophantom4027]

You're thinking of cinema summary. But that was entertaining

[@aakarshballa9173]

@@Its_Me_Romano Lmao ik i wanted to see how many people were here from Cinema Summary

[@fightingoffmydemons]

where did part 2 go, these are some of nerds funniest ones! these two videos are hilarious

[@Sam-kj9ui]

Girl: Just swimming in a pool. Him: Dont you even dare tell me that you can out swim an alligator. Girl: :O

[@zepter00]

Can you imagine just few years ago some swiming couch used live medium size gator droped to the swiming pool to increase speed of swimers? I saw that in TV few years ago.

[@Derkosson]

@@zepter00 I demand someone find footage of this kind of incident. It's so dumb it must have happenned.

[@zepter00]

@@Derkosson it was not incident only regular practic.

[@zepter00]

@@Derkosson I found only this. Maybe my memory is not so good. kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4aqi3pnYtWMpaM

[@thegrimcritic5494]

I love how this movie implies that some Floridians could EVER be caught off-guard by a fucking hurricane. Hell I live in Texas and we haven’t had a proper hurricane landfall in a good few years, but even we undergo a period of cautious vigilance every single hurricane season. And you’re telling me these obviously red-blooded Floridians are less prepared for a hurricane than we are? Yeah. No.

[@gorkemaykut5230]

I see your point but hear me out sometimes God will let you live a long life even though you had the capability of the orange peel

[@shortleader0958]

yes if this movie was realistic it would be called Florida man vs gator apocalypse

[@thegrimcritic5494]

@@gorkemaykut5230 Lol fuckin yep.

[@thegrimcritic5494]

@@shortleader0958 I would genuinely watch that.

[@schrodinger3950]

I am sorry, i live in florida and while we are not caught off guard by a hurricane, I have seen fuckers golfing during a cat4 so it is not so unrealistic in the movie I guess

[@SweetieKai]

As someone from Florida, can confirm most people don't care about hurricanes until it's about to hit, if that.

[@angelw8791]

Facts we dont

[@alejandrorivas4585]

We have the infrastructure to just not really care.

[@jashardwallington]

@@alejandrorivas4585 thats facts

[@gagne6928]

@@alejandrorivas4585 lol not in northwest florida atleast.... It was insane traffic when Pensacola got hit a couple months ago

[@jaynyce5923]

As someone who lives in Orlando. We don’t even care AS its hitting us 😂

[@avablanc4032]

As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, many people here are stubborn and don’t evacuate when a hurricane comes. My family has always hunkered down, boarded up the windows and got gas and back up generators, non parish-able foods, lots of waters and filled up our bathtubs and sinks ahead of time. As well as candles. I’ve luckily never been in a situation where we flooded more than maybe 2 feet and it didn’t get into our home. We also didn’t have gators in our streets. But trees fall on houses a lot, I’ve seen that happen, and that’s a hard thing to avoid

[@avablanc4032]

Also the whole gouge it’s eyes out tip, is supposed to be used if you’re already in the jaws of the gator, in an attempt to try to get it to let go of you before it drowns you or starts to death roll

[@calvinyork67]

Learned this from Steve Irwin, another way to stop an alligator attack is putting your fingers into it’s nostrils. This forces the gator to breath through its mouth so it will open its jaws allowing you enough time to escape.

[@sabref4i290]

If you keep you head and do this while being attacked by an alligator your a beast!!

[@jameson1239]

If you can do that without losing an arm good on ya

[@John.McMillan]

Always carry a knife on you, Might not survive, But hey atleast yoy have a fighting chance to take the fucker with you.

[@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844]

@@John.McMillan it is not very easy to kill a gator with a knife. Their hide is thick enough to protect them form bullets at times. You’d have to aim directly on the widest scale between their eyes

[@WSFMontana]

Definitely heard this before

[@housespider]

"And just bumf*ck Missouri" lmao that shit came outa nowhere

[@empirecrumbles615]

But he's right.

[@beleagueredcastle4410]

Honestly, this should have been a drama movie; She would just go to the house, find her father, have a real talk with him, and the movie ends with the both of them arguing over their vacation destination, with the final shot being the car driving towards a shining Sun.

[@NemoEtNihil]

I've been trapped in my cabin in Bumfuck, Colorado for 3 days because this damn mountain lion won't let me leave. Thanks for keeping me entertained.

[@cuitlahuacavila3804]

When Nerd Explains puts a sponser in the middle of the video, I don't get annoyed because he does it so smoothly.

[@sparten1192]

Same

[@ulrichweiss9912]

Thems some tasty, tasty segues.

[@jamesthetsundere1195]

i have never seen this movie so when i found out the enemy was alligators i thought to myself "how can this go wrong they are animals and the people in this movie are human beings with much greater intelligence" but then he said it takes place in Florida and then it all made sense

[@HeyLookItsBruno]

We heard Florida and suddenly all the illogical decisions made perfect sense.

[@Sam-ky6sz]

I’m not from the US so I just expect them to pull glocks and pocket knives.

[@HeyLookItsBruno]

@@Sam-ky6sz You're not in the wrong for expecting that of us.

[@jamesthetsundere1195]

@@Sam-ky6sz im not from the US either its just globally knows that people in Florida aren't the smartest people (putting it nicely)

[@alessiodecarolis]

Such as going down a flooded basement in shorts & flip-flops? The crocs weren't expected, but snakes or other amenities are a real problem in hot climates

[@Emajenus]

One error in this video: Gators don't wait for corpses to rot to eat them. They will deathroll to break preys apart (before they even die) and eat. They can swallow some huge body parts, and their stomach acid is the strongest in the animal kingdom. Waiting is inherently flawed as a survival strategy because it means having to defend each and every meal from competition.

[@codywhite6337]

Love your content very much! I noticed that part two to this video has been taken down. I hope it gets restored soon as these two videos are some of my favorites!

[@traganchambers6465]

Nerd: "a mobile home in bumfuck Missouri" Me: Okay there's no need to call me out so explicitly doe

[@HenriqueLSilva]

I mean the gator got her leg there, if that gator wasn't being mind controlled by the plot to act like a movie villain instead of an actual gator, it would've death rolled, he leg would be broken and ripped off in a second, since an alligator can tear even other alligator's limbs clean off with a death roll, she would enter a state of shock and pass out. Then if she didn't die due to blood loss she'd likely drown after the gator left her to tenderize in a body of water nearby. Her dad meanwhile is in no shape to escape and likely would simply scream at the top of his lungs to see if she was alright, letting the villainous gators know where he is and resulting in him following her. Results: she could've been saved and left with almost no physical and psychological damage apart from a sense of guilt if she didn't check on the dad she apparently strongly dislikes, the dad would inevitably die because that man doesn't know anything truly useful about alligators and because his survival instincts are about as good as those of a rat contaminated with toxoplasmosis. In the end, we could beat the alligators by simply not engaging them to begin with. THE END. I'm really not a fan of these kinds of movies and how they get a normal predatory animal and treats it like some evil hunting machine. If you want to make a movie like this, at least pick Japanese hornets, they're big they're terrifying, they kill people and they ACTUALLY DO hate humanity on a personal level

[@ultraoverloadx9333]

On top of all that both Alligators and crocodiles have a bite force that can match a bear claw. Strong jaws to where once it gets a hold of you there goes your limb.

[@RS-fy9hb]

I second that... fucking Suzumebachi or whatever it's called. Fucking horrifying. As big as a finger.

[@ianstiehl1994]

The death roll is used in water. On land, it just would have started dragging and thrashing her

[@Dustkissedangel]

𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓, 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑰𝑸 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆.

[@AgentCali21]

@@Dustkissedangel same here then I hear that little voice in my head saying walk away

[@GeorgeKan24]

Alternate title for the movie: Florida Man and Swim Girl vs Aligators.

[@pestlince13]

I like that he was talking, I see it as a way of him giving proof of life and keeping himself awake.

[@rosefeltch6313]

Bonus for the "hurricanes are more dangerous": they can even spawn tornadoes, rare as fuck, but still

[@damianrehbein3992]

Atleast Tornados come solo. Hurricanes bring Floods with them.

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@damianrehbein3992 and in this strange movie, Gators and crocs

[@Toasteeei]

At least with hurricanes you get some preparation time, with tornadoes they can practically form at any time. Still not nearly as deadly as hurricanes tho

[@rosefeltch6313]

@@Toasteeei indeed

[@Jivetalkin13]

That moment when the final boss spawns in mini bosses from the past.

[@arlindislami8240]

She decides to make a call within spitting distance of a dinosaur 😂😂

[@lu-xf3ij]

can we talk about how hailey was just casually video calling in the middle of a locker room? with a bunch of naked people in the back?

[@jasperzatch610]

They have to have some kind of fan fare of naked women for the crew and other people watching 💁 isn't media usually if nudity isnt somewhere

[@winnieblurre8760]

We don't really have basements in Florida because of water levels in the soil. Could be just a ground-level crawlspace with the house built on top. But you wouldn't usually be able to stand up in most of those.

[@daxwelty811]

This guy manages to be so good at narrating and explaining anything that when he talks about an ad I finish the ad he’s talking about

[@1dk_man]

Why would I want RAID: Shadow Legends if it caused her to get in this mess.

[@dragongaming3555]

You don’t want it normally

[@bloodynoseboi4757]

"Eyes located behind his giant pissed off mouth" made me smile

[@akanji8285]

I live in Louisiana and have dealt with alligators most of my life. While they are dangerous, short of them starving , guarding a nest , or feeling threatened, they are relatively docile. For the most part if you don’t mess with them they won’t mess with you.

[@Not_Rapture]

Fun fact! It’s extremely easy to hold an alligators mouth closed. They’re muscles are attuned to snapping the jaw closed but the same muscle group doesn’t have the same strength to open the jaw!

[@The_MightyBismark]

Yeah alligators have like +300 pound psi for closing the jaw but opening it is only like 5 psi so you could hold an alligators mouth closed with one of those thick rubber bands

[@nightmarepolice7590]

Yeah good luck trying to hold the rest of him down

[@CheeseRunner]

I would never have the confidence to try it though

[@nateds7326]

Nerd explained: *carefully calculated plan on how to beat a group of inhumanly fast and strong vampires in a snow storm* Also Need Explained: how to beat a crocodile

[@slim4o8z]

ik the sponsor was raid but that transition and script deserves an award

[@7pIayz]

true

[@M4M10]

Who’s here when there is no part 2?

[@JacksonD2]

Being a Florida resident, this movie is frustrating.

[@user-pe9hl9od1g]

Honestly

[@anthonymcclain7139]

Yeah ik

[@Rqptor_omega]

Clearly the dad nearly got killed because he didn't scream "I'M A FUCKING FLORIDA MAN!" and then starts beating the shit out of the gator but instead just screamed like a normal human and got attacked

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

I'm from India, and I find this frustrating. Seriously, we prepare much better for cyclones than this freakin' *home contractor* did for a Cat-freaking-5 hurricane!

[@dexdillion1650]

Yes

[@QueerlyBeloved386]

I hoping you'd mention the one thing - When did Florida homes start getting basements?

[@davidkilby1043]

Ikr?

[@allisonperron6365]

I was wondering about that too. I live in Louisiana, and while new homes can’t be built with basements anymore, there are still older homes that have them. So I guess if FL is the same, theoretically that’s possible?

[@dallasmay4031]

or the fact that nobody in that house own any guns? it's florida for crying out loud! gators, pythons, huge snapping turtles, looters, drug dealers, thieves, people hyped up on drugs that make you temporarily invincible and might make you want to eat peoples faces you'd have to be an idiot to live in florida and not own any guns and it never established that she or anyone in her family are convicted felons or not

[@Sword_Man_YT]

Here's how to beat the Gators, don't be a side character...

[@Bandstand]

You won’t know until it’s too late unfortunately 😔

[@Sword_Man_YT]

@@Bandstand That probably means I'd be the first to die lol

[@Bandstand]

@@Sword_Man_YT that’s what I’m saying haha. tfw you find out you’re the side character in life

[@Sword_Man_YT]

@@Bandstand Exactly lol

[@froggersthegamer8886]

@Sword Man not if I die first

[@tigers2026]

I clicked on this video thinking it was gonna be another boring movie recap with an ai voice explaining everything. I did NOT expect to laugh my ass off at how blunt and sarcastic you are in your reviews. Great video!

[@LSArtix]

You gotta admit that sponsorship transition was hella clean

[@brendangeraghty8200]

He always has the smoothest plugs

[@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941]

"These things attack lions and they're afraid of us?" That's a Nile crocodile, not an alligator, gators are actually kinda chill compared to other crocodilians...

[@devinosland359]

Not really, while crocs get bigger, alligators are usually more aggressive, Steve Irwin was more afraid of 10 foot alligators than 18 foot crocs. Crocodiles are more powerful sure, but at these sizes vs a human, that doesnt matter, it still kills you if it gets a hold of you. The only difference being that an alligator will try a lot harder to get a hold of you. So yeah, crocs are more powerful but alligators are definitely less chill. Its pretty similar to gorillas vs chimps, both could fuck you up if they wanted but usually, the much stronger gorilla chooses not to.

[@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941]

@@devinosland359 Hmm, are you sure though? Every time I heard about gators, I heard that they were easier to handle than most crocodilians.

[@devinosland359]

@@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 when they're small yeah, when crocs get real big they get lethargic on land, it's pretty easy to capture them, moving them is another problem because they're so heavy but you can basically just walk up behind them with like 10 people and sit on they're back so you can tie them up. With alligators, even if you don't need as many people, you really need to watch out because they will probably try to bite you, you really have to pounce on them

[@zacksneed5189]

@@devinosland359 your incorrect lol gators are way less dangerous then crocs legit google it crocs have the high attack on humans than any other animal and has the strongest bite force! I’d much rather be face to face with a gator than a crocodile well a saltwater croc at least

[@zacksneed5189]

@@devinosland359 legit google (what's more dangerous crocodile or alligator) lmao

[@fredcarvalho6039]

If I made all the wrong decisions during a hurricane I would probably die.

[@Patwhy]

But with raid you will survive

[@reubenshiflet]

you see, this is where the most important survival tool of all comes in: *PLOT ARMOR*

[@MartyBrawls]

@@Patwhy yes

[@bubbuilder]

@@reubenshiflet yes with enough plot armor, you can just jump into lava and will survive somehow

[@botslayer9814]

@MC Creeper what would I do without raid