HOW TO BECOME A BEER LEAGUE HOCKEY PLAYER 🏒🍺

[@joeroganreal]

step 1: take on the aquatic lifestyle and become an absolute squid

[@nickfast6106]

Facts

[@CamBist29]

My favorite comment no joke

[@junctiondog860]

The guy who chooses the no. 69 to wear is always the last guy that would find himself engaged in one.

[@mattmcgill99]

Hey mom come watch my game? What number are you son? 69? Disappointment ensues.

[@CatWith-AHat]

No you pick the number 69 because it would be hilarious.

[@RouxRouxRingo]

@@CatWith-AHat that made me lol for real. It's funny cause it's true.

[@CatWith-AHat]

@@RouxRouxRingo it makes it even better if you're wearing your gay brothers skates.

[@cliffordgill9052]

Tongues out baby😂

[@RichterNYR35]

Bro, I put my skates on before my pants because my belly is so fucking big I can’t lean over to put my skates on once my pants are on.

[@oilerfan8377]

Shut up man why you say the f word

[@normferguson2769]

I bought the pants with leg zippers cuz I can’t reach over the pants to tie the skates. Now I put the pants on after skates.

[@mickey875]

Same here

[@Jacewya]

Hahah if you have the pre game and post game darts then in my eyes ur the biggest beauty hockey has to offer

[@miketitus2002]

Same.

[@rsmattgrander]

You know Jesse made sure to do a few sets of pushups before turning on the camera

[@SmartWater88]

This should be called “How to become Jesse”

[@olsirus]

Definitely gotta wear the Tinted visor

[@DumbTiger]

Title should be: How to get chirped at in 5 easy steps

[@normferguson2769]

My buddy didn’t wear his shoulder pads one night and somehow broke his collar bone on the ice. I drove him to the hospital. After that he wore full gear.

[@Spookshire]

No socks is blasphemy, no chance im puttin on my bauer vapor XXX lite’s without a buffer between me and the blades

[@jeff_carnelas9681]

Lol

[@noahmatthew6658]

Don’t knock it until you try it. You feel more connected to the ice but it makes your skates reak over time

[@sameold5050]

I quit wearing socks in skates when I was about 10 years old.

[@thatautistichockeygirl303]

I get blisters if I don’t wear socks

[@Sudu011]

I wore nothing but a jock strap under my pads. No socks is the way to go

[@AdAstra_PerAspera5]

No shoulders is big in my league. Saw a dude last season take an awkward backwards fall and he’s been paralyzed to this day from the waist down from a broken vertebrae. Like Fuuuuuck bud. Life ruined in beer league. Now I wear them just to protect my spine cause lord knows we all fall hard sometimes for no reason

[@cliffordgill9052]

Yah that’s crazy… I get cross checked hard in front of the net by the defence all the time, I couldn’t not wear my shoulder pads!

[@jlo2o199]

How did he fall? may I ask. that's horrible.

[@shawnyboi7853]

The white Jofa fucking mint 👌

[@machinegunc1325]

Where have the quizzes been? Thought they were back?

[@NintenJoe09]

They had the hockey road trip recently so they’ll be back soon enough. They do have jobs besides doing quizzes

[@anotheraccount4776]

Tongues out, tarps off

[@FLOOP4991]

I love everything about this. THe beat in the background. It's pure fire

[@losertravels]

I’d love to chirp Jesse over this video but atleast he’s no like loads of Beer Leaguers in Scotland who act like they’re professional hockey players and their teams run social media accounts like professional teams. One team literally has own practice jerseys, team branded water bottles, posts stats and info graphics, serious signing announcements and have many players (not including goalies because why no have custom gear yer a tendy) have custom team wear including team logo stitched into gloves. One of the reasons I don’t play anymore.

[@WiqedWhiteGorilla]

This was shockingly accurate.

[@markstaud]

Until the elbow pads it was 100% bang on for me. I pull my jersey up to the elbow pads, not overtop. He got that part wrong.

[@zcvxs]

He should demo how he gives brojobs

[@tony2sips105]

I Always have the tongued out. Thank You very much!

[@louiefriesen]

Tongues out is the only way

[@thunderbirdz0844]

I trust him because the way he smiles

[@GenesisG70LaunchEdition]

I’m getting some super “Letterkenny” vibes right now! And if you’ve never seen Letterkenny get the fuck on it!! Like trailer park boys but Canadian lol and I’m American Edit: I’m pretty sure trailer park boys is Canadian as well lol 😂

[@Samuelt123]

Give that jersey a nice strektzky tuck

[@Matthew-ez4ze]

Forgot about never snapping the button on the chin strap. Those beauties- every game.

[@RideBonesSwiss]

so difficult to get pants on with skates on

[@mikerodrigues2906]

Take off ehh!!!!

[@Mcqueen_69]

Bros a beauty

[@fastfunpokerjamie124]

Suns out tongues out

[@luxogamer1962]

Real title how to become Jesse in hockey

[@bigmoe22276]

Alternative title: how to get absolutely chirped on the ice

[@clayyszn]

brad marchand teaching us a good lesson

[@jacksonbeazley4414]

White jofa got me

[@AC-in3mo]

This is literally my entire setup. You forgot to keep shoulder pads I'm your bag that you've never worn.

[@jonahgrubsztajn9732]

Love the vid like always

[@BronzeCoin]

How to become a Winnipeger step 2

[@jlo2o199]

When I started at age 19, I was using 2nd hand gear from the back of the rink here in California. My get up for stick time? No socks. No jersey. Wooden stick that was too big for me. All leather black panthers. Giant white Jofa with a giant cage. with decades of old yellow sweat that would activate when I began sweating. and drip acidic sweat into my burning eyes as I played. Beat that!

[@badaimerlolz]

Why does this man sound like the stereotypical canadian that drinks beer instead of water

[@Philly-AK]

This would explain why Jesse forgets his breezers for half the games

[@mxamiss5]

Quizzes >>>> Tiktoks

[@Seanykins1212]

He sucks at hockey so much. But his love for the game is undeniable.

[@moodlampActual]

Alice deejay- better off alone

[@NESADDICT]

Nice song identifying the song. I always called it dialing the phone.

[@holleegeiser3332]

Love the music😂😂

[@Whozoo]

You forgot drunk

[@bgrace94]

Jeez how does a squid like Jesse get so damn ripped?

[@adammckenzie6074]

Skates before pants is criminal

[@amphibmarine8186]

You’d put skates on before pants too if you were using these new age goalie pants, it’s like wearing a barrel with suspenders anymore there’s so much padding going on, can’t get a good enough reach to make my skates tight like I want them.

[@unknowndayglo7455]

def no socks in skates, it is the way

[@icecold9prod]

No socks under skates give blisters

[@kentuckycriedfricken410]

Thanks got the tips lol

[@keegansmith2700]

this video is speaking fax

[@brodsthetoad1349]

I’m loving the tuck when I was 11 I would always left tuck my jersey and my dad hated and I loved and it became a whole thing

[@michaelscore6763]

I own natural build pads on my body. Getting them is hard work for the body! The pads are are buildings with pork, cake, beer, sausage....

[@QenaitheCustodianGuard]

Why does Jessie always to that thing with his mouth when he is doing skits for tsn?

[@michaelwoodall7922]

I do a coupe of these. Skates before everything.

[@buckshotshelby4161]

I'm the only one on my team with the number 69... and everyone loves it

[@cliffordgill9052]

🤨 your the “only one” with that number? Are there two of any other numbers on your team!? 😂🤔

[@amac42069]

He did it in the video but the halfy all the way tilted up is another way to be a real beaut bud!!

[@limegreenpatato]

Don't forget the ovi mirrored visor

[@Dbobcol]

I don’t wear socks and tongues are always out. But everything else is just criminal

[@YourYoungGDYter]

PASTRNAK YOOO r u a bruins fan!? We crushed the panthers last night!

[@odingoepfert639]

Hahaha that’s very funny 😆

[@frolfenuugen4lyfe]

So true.😂🤣😂

[@CryForCrii]

Deff a AAA Hockey player

[@donutwarry2679]

I do skates before pants and don’t wear socks 😅 and Gretzky tuck

[@fyxtycz1902]

I love when i have jersey in my pants,it looks sick(im from czechia so when i make mistake don't be mad)

[@hussainalbonijim7305]

Also wear a black visor and white gloves

[@Hitsukiiii]

Step 4: Become Michal Mrazik

[@Habsfan56744]

Step 5 start running for your life so you don’t get beaten up 🏃

[@richiefoster6685]

This is how you make a fool of yourself

[@daleburton1788]

I’m developing Velcro skates to help us old guys play beer league

[@georgewilkinson825]

the yofaaa is essential

[@martinyellowknee5677]

Whatta plug😂

[@user-fr5vl7zp8y]

best duster sty

[@jarjarbinks6130]

You forgot the beard

[@three6hunter]

no socks in skates is a good way to get some blisters

[@chrispage3166]

Damn. I’ve never worn socks with my skates 😂😂

[@dukes1993724]

Hey you beer league beaut

[@Brotha00]

I didn’t know tongues out were bad. What happened? 😮

[@AMM1998]

Jofa beauty

[@TAGTEAM_INSANE_Rinas_ir_aras]

Pov:dead when skate

[@loser_0069]

mannnn idk nun about it but want to play it

[@flame8117]

What’s that song called in the background

[@user-gd9sr1ng3f]

You still got your choppers ,

[@ThatWeirdFootballDude]

Step 1: get drunk 😊

[@Winnipeg_Jetsfan]

What’s your favourite NHL team

[@peanuts9530]

You forgot about the bulky skinpads

[@aintbid_oxty7844]

In the first couple seconds you can see his legs I'm still trying to find out if those are his legs or some pants

[@abrahamlincoln9758]

That's not a beauty, that's a beaut.

[@user-mw4ge2sb9k]

Why you have tapes on your apps?

[@evilmotorsports5076]

Damn.....I'm halfway to being a beauty.

[@StudMacher96]

No socks? That’s brutal man

[@ronburg6914]

How to look like a pylon 101

[@ryankoenig1079]

Hey, I don’t we’re socks in my skates so I guess I’m a beer league beauty

[@bassfishing71]

i have never worn socks playin ice or roller thought it was just me

[@user-qe7bu3hn5s]

Bro i have the same tape😂

[@njlgamez9328]

step 1: put tape on your chest

[@wick3dwarthog]

Can you really play in a beer league if you don’t have chest hair?

[@Theprim16]

After pick up a broom because ur a dustpan

[@brendannewman8685]

Don't listen to a word this guy says

[@Wizardsleave69]

All of this.. but F elbow pads

[@rosethefirechieftess1683]

I gotta wear socks or I’ll get blisters.

[@FlyBoy737200]

Is this Mitch Marner?

[@Weekend658]

Everything is funny except the no chest pads. 😢 we legit had an opposing player who did this and took a slapshot to the chest in front of the net. He died within 5 minutes of being hit. I’ve never seen death on the ice before. He was gone before anyone knew it. It made a loud crack sound.

[@NintenJoe09]

I’ll do everything but put my skates on before my pants…and I’m wearing socks.

[@pokemongarry665]

I play hockey