How to become a cracked dev

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Coding Jesus

Coding Jesus

Күн бұрын

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@npgy
@npgy Ай бұрын
a sign that a Dev may well be cracked is if they use ms paint for a presentation
@BradleyTHo
@BradleyTHo Ай бұрын
Jokes on y’all. I’m a 10x cracked dev using Pinta on Arch Linux
@Joe-Bourbon
@Joe-Bourbon Ай бұрын
Insert Intellectual Distribution meme.
@Dudebeinaguy
@Dudebeinaguy Ай бұрын
The absolute most cracked devs are physicists and mathematicians who write code that nobody can understand that they translated directly from their chalkboard and type with 1 finger
@jacobsmith1462
@jacobsmith1462 19 күн бұрын
😂
@michetix7885
@michetix7885 18 күн бұрын
Those types of guys who solve your homework
@omgbaxtergames
@omgbaxtergames 15 күн бұрын
physicists and math people are terrible coders. thats why we have quant researchers who build their models in python and then quant devs who take their shitty code and translate it to c++ so it's actually worth running in a production environment
@musicplaylist6909
@musicplaylist6909 Ай бұрын
Meanwhile the actual cracked senior is debugging prod on a mac laptop sitting hunched on a stool while eating his lunch in the company's cafeteria. Oh, the laptop isnt even his, he just borrowed it off his junior.💀
@MrBowmanXD
@MrBowmanXD Ай бұрын
damn
@Hamza-qs7ez
@Hamza-qs7ez Ай бұрын
Jesus. I have tears coming out from laughter. I love these cracked/lindy signs. The humour is subtle but backed on real life. I do remember the most cracked, respected dev, having terrible audio but everything they state - even though short - is always taken with so much focus and listening. Please do more informative but with this humour blended in. So good.
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
The aura he brings to the meeting is enough for everyone to listen extremely intentively despite the horrible audio.
@nakatash1977
@nakatash1977 Ай бұрын
I once worked with a guy who had all this stuff. Fancy keyboard, headphones, perfect beard, etc. but he was a very average dev. Not terrible but not amazing.
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
Perfect beard is not a sign of cracked, it's a sign of normie. The headphones definitely cannot be fancy. They need to be logitech from 2004 that barely work.
@nakatash1977
@nakatash1977 Ай бұрын
@@CodingJesus That being my point. I'm assuming "cracked" means good. Sorry, I'm not up on the lingo. I'm old.
@djciregethigher
@djciregethigher 15 күн бұрын
@@CodingJesusdo cracked devs listen to music… if so what genre
@anantakesharipanda4085
@anantakesharipanda4085 12 күн бұрын
@@nakatash1977 I think CJ is picturing Richard Stallman, terrible beard, but a god amongst Linux community.
@peppybocan
@peppybocan Ай бұрын
CJ: "do more with less" CJ: "fancy office, fancy chair, fancy keyboard, fancy monitors"....
@Victor-cg4hx
@Victor-cg4hx Ай бұрын
and a broken mouse which barely use
@AndrewS-vu4ji
@AndrewS-vu4ji Ай бұрын
I think i got more cracked by watching this
@dumpii30
@dumpii30 Ай бұрын
Cant believe you gave this much advice away for free
@AdrianWalker-g2j
@AdrianWalker-g2j Ай бұрын
Neck beard is a must 😂
@KaisELHADJMUSTAPHA
@KaisELHADJMUSTAPHA Ай бұрын
Me when I drop my phone on the ground: "Oh no I hope it's not cracked" My phone:
@ChrisCond3
@ChrisCond3 Ай бұрын
Top tier trolling in this video had me laughing throughout! I am a vim and tmux fan so I feel like a cracked dev!
@rigobertoitachijohnson
@rigobertoitachijohnson Ай бұрын
but do you know how to debug and use git??
@MA-748
@MA-748 Ай бұрын
Why use tmux when you can just create shortcuts for vim splits in your vim config file
@palc618
@palc618 13 күн бұрын
This may be the best video I’ve ever seen
@proph2t
@proph2t 10 күн бұрын
As a college freshman, I have absolutely no idea what you're saying, but I will look into it all
@whiskey_jim7755
@whiskey_jim7755 Ай бұрын
On the gear: - herman miller 100% - mouse -- lol - keyboard, sure - monitors -- absolutely not. The best devs in the world, as discussed on Lex Friedman's podcast (Kaparthy and Carmack) both use a single monitor with laptop to the side. This is the case for the best devs I've seen as well. More than 2 screens means you're a trader or you're signaling that you're doing more than you actually are. - speakers -- what?
@oxJake
@oxJake 20 сағат бұрын
Cap I have two monitors for my normal everyday workflow and then the laptop for teams messages not everyone fits your cookie cutter mold
@LukeAvedon
@LukeAvedon Ай бұрын
Yes! actual debugging skills sets you apart soooo much on the job.
@onlinealias622
@onlinealias622 Ай бұрын
The most cracked devs on my team have very different setups. One has multiple monitors, a MacBook, a split keyboard and the Bose headphones, another one has Bose headphones and just codes on a windows laptop using vim and putty from his couch, and the other one has cheap headphones but a nice keyboard paired with the MacBook and multiple monitors and uses VSCode. The tools don’t make the man.
@phantom_rift
@phantom_rift 23 күн бұрын
very true, although I do think that the person who obsesses over optimizing their setup can also very well be the person who obsesses over their work and domain knowledge definitely not always the case though
@AnaMaddison
@AnaMaddison 2 күн бұрын
Having a dev team outside of work, is cracked
@djciregethigher
@djciregethigher 15 күн бұрын
Instant subscribe. This is what I needed to hear!
@Nyquiiist
@Nyquiiist Ай бұрын
Someone please make a study map or a roadmap for all this. This is suuper super helpful, thank you!!
@anmolgaud3352
@anmolgaud3352 Ай бұрын
Can you please use dark mode
@saaah707
@saaah707 12 күн бұрын
@3:50 do have to mention this editor called Acme (from plan 9 os) which has a really unique 3-button-mouse-centric interface, and as far as I can tell, the 8 or so devs in the entire world who actually use it are cracked af
@DotNetGuy-k9u
@DotNetGuy-k9u Ай бұрын
Bro, finally you are actually talking about real-software development stuff.
@1000timka
@1000timka Ай бұрын
Cracked is a gaming industry term
@AdamFiregate
@AdamFiregate Ай бұрын
Also a term for office suite software and graphic design software... among many others.
@birthdayzrock1426
@birthdayzrock1426 Ай бұрын
also a iphone screen industry term
@AdamFiregate
@AdamFiregate Ай бұрын
​@@birthdayzrock1426😂
@truejohnsolo
@truejohnsolo 7 күн бұрын
I think I determined I'm about 35% cracked but still got some serious work to do.
@ScottPrice7
@ScottPrice7 Ай бұрын
You use an example of Markus Persson, who is "cracked" then gave go on about all the tools and environments that he didn't use. He developed Minecraft with Java on windows. Cracked Devs just ignore everything except what they need to do. All the fancy chairs, keyboards, environment and tools is just coping
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
How is VIM a fancy environment?
@ScottPrice7
@ScottPrice7 Ай бұрын
​@@CodingJesus Vim isn't fancy. It's what you got for SSH.
@cryptonative
@cryptonative Ай бұрын
@@CodingJesusbase on the time to get it configured
@gameacc6079
@gameacc6079 Ай бұрын
Vim IS fancy because its abnormal and tryhard
@rigobertoitachijohnson
@rigobertoitachijohnson Ай бұрын
​@@gameacc6079its literally just a text editor lol
@unimatrixzero7745
@unimatrixzero7745 2 күн бұрын
I started out trying to be cracked. Arch, Vim, the whole tuty fruity and then I got a MacBook. I used to wrok with a 9999x cracked dev, he insisted casting from the cli for any presentation we did.
@aaron10k
@aaron10k Ай бұрын
the rats running around part made me lol
@Joshuahendrix
@Joshuahendrix Ай бұрын
I’m glad you made the distinction with the windows user having WSL and still using vim keybinds in vscode, I’m not all the way there but I run Cmatrix in my windows terminal 😎
@AayushiKasera-e5h
@AayushiKasera-e5h Ай бұрын
I just need to become semi cracked!
@bstewartny
@bstewartny 22 күн бұрын
I did KDB/Q for 3 years at Thomson Reuters. Crazy stuff.
@hassansyed6087
@hassansyed6087 Ай бұрын
Coding Hesoos, Where did you get that lavender suit from in your display picture? Straight fuego 🏁
@AD-zs9cc
@AD-zs9cc Ай бұрын
Looks like homme plisse
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
Issey Miyake
@hassansyed6087
@hassansyed6087 Ай бұрын
@@CodingJesus Wonderful. Cheers
@KennTollens
@KennTollens Ай бұрын
I'm going to start by looking for that headphones at the thrift shop, that should be me way ahead of the game.
@bryanenglish7841
@bryanenglish7841 10 күн бұрын
Makes me happy to learn I'm cracked
@garp9433
@garp9433 27 күн бұрын
Fuck I’m a cracked dev based on my setup. I’m also overemployed, all vertical monitors, 3, each above the J’s laptop
@fnfrozenace3366
@fnfrozenace3366 29 күн бұрын
HOW ARE YOU SO SERIOUS THROUGH THIS WHOLE VIDEO LOLLLL
@anantakesharipanda4085
@anantakesharipanda4085 12 күн бұрын
Isn’t ElasticSearch a No-sql database too? I saw you mention it for logging but not in 11:40 for DB choices.
@PhantomPhobos
@PhantomPhobos Ай бұрын
real cracked dev creates their own db
@gunnish1337
@gunnish1337 8 күн бұрын
Can be lots of other distros too, like nixos, or emacs (yes as an operating system basically. For editors helix is pro too
@1lucasvan1
@1lucasvan1 Ай бұрын
Need some baking soda...mix it up a little, cook it a little...voila! you're cracked
@minionmememindset7889
@minionmememindset7889 Ай бұрын
It’s true. All of it.
@millerdiller1867
@millerdiller1867 Ай бұрын
How can you be a cracked dev if you don't smoke crack?
@ProgrammingWIthRiley
@ProgrammingWIthRiley Ай бұрын
is elastic really necessary if you have postgres?
@MakeItStik
@MakeItStik Ай бұрын
Hey , where can I find good resource or training for Kdb+ ? Kindly suggest.
@joeedgar634
@joeedgar634 Ай бұрын
Quickest easist path for sure. You will fool everyone, it works!
@markovchainy
@markovchainy Ай бұрын
This is low-key hilarious
@jinxscript
@jinxscript Ай бұрын
will i become a Gen Alpha Quant on solana after this?
@mohdaarishkhan2205
@mohdaarishkhan2205 Ай бұрын
how much do these cracked devs make ? i am wondering and worried at the same time!
@dannynguyen7911
@dannynguyen7911 20 күн бұрын
Is this specifically for quant software engineering?
@revl6151
@revl6151 22 сағат бұрын
Yes, the majority of FAANG definitely don't know this shit lol
@FiveEight58
@FiveEight58 29 күн бұрын
What about ubuntu? And neovim?
@misoz8
@misoz8 Ай бұрын
you dont have leetcode on here because that's already a given, you should have already answered 90% of LC questions to each scratch the surface of this stuff.
@frenchdreamer1986
@frenchdreamer1986 Ай бұрын
I'm shit at Vim. But it's the only way to check +200M log files output by HFT softwares. :D
@vartan_babayan_4388
@vartan_babayan_4388 Ай бұрын
what is the name of the first database? "q and kdb??"
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
q/KDB+
@AdamFiregate
@AdamFiregate Ай бұрын
KDB+ from KX systems with Q language. 👍
@MonishSharma-jx2fl
@MonishSharma-jx2fl Ай бұрын
Hey I use Microsoft pc , have a FOLDER for my Microsoft Java , run it in Microsoft ide working in Microsoft office, how can I make it to being cracked
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
That setup will never be cracked. It’s a normie mid setup.
@anantakesharipanda4085
@anantakesharipanda4085 12 күн бұрын
@@CodingJesus some companies force you to use normie softwares, what if your entire team has to use a windows based build environment and code on Visual Studio (Not VS Code) and deploy to a Windows/IIS server. Although such companies are a minority in current era, but if someone is developing for Government or some large organisation with legacy systems from 2000’s, there is a high likelihood of coming across such work environments.
@TKGZONE
@TKGZONE Ай бұрын
ez just have no life, stare at the computer all day.
@kimchi2093
@kimchi2093 13 минут бұрын
I think this is sarcasm, but it seems you and I have a different opinion of what cracked means. Cracked to me doesn’t mean you know everything. A cracked dev is essentially a mini entrepreneur. Maybe they aren’t the fastest at coding, but they can find solutions others can’t. They can propose and execute on an optimization which saves their salary tenfold for the company. They find a sales funnel optimization which with a one line code change increases profits 2x. That low level stuff you mentioned IMO is helpful but can be learned in an afternoon with a big cs textbook. So I don’t really care about that. I care about things that are hard to teach.
@KhalidAlOkaily-b8o
@KhalidAlOkaily-b8o 10 күн бұрын
Truly. However cracked you may be, God has a right on us
@OrangePingPongBall
@OrangePingPongBall 2 сағат бұрын
learning vim = new job
@cyrilanisimov
@cyrilanisimov Ай бұрын
I think you're wrong with topics that all advanced developers use Vim. Most of the time they spend on thinking and then they could use VSCode or Clion. Debugging is not always applicable (multithreaded code or embedded).
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
Not all VIM users are cracked, but all cracked devs are VIM users.
@Paraok3
@Paraok3 Ай бұрын
books to be cracked pls?
@AdamFiregate
@AdamFiregate Ай бұрын
In Hungary we say that a great dev is like a blade ("penge").
@ultraqq
@ultraqq Ай бұрын
I'm new here. I'm not sure if this video is serious or joking. Can anyone clarify?
@somerandomidk7091
@somerandomidk7091 Ай бұрын
This is not a joke, if you do/know all that stuff, you are definitely cracked. Using vim with a split keyboard alone implies many things about you and your skills.
@realitydesigners
@realitydesigners Ай бұрын
Nah we got different definitions of cracked
@mahmudoloyede881
@mahmudoloyede881 Ай бұрын
Most cracked devs i know always use C and rarely use C++
@gandaslifeadventures7708
@gandaslifeadventures7708 Ай бұрын
Bro went full crack
@Willifordwav
@Willifordwav 9 күн бұрын
I can’t tell if this is satire or not lmao. You’re telling me I need 4 vertical monitors and a broken headset 😂😂😂
@xDraW1
@xDraW1 2 күн бұрын
if you use arch or rhel, ur not even close to beeing cracked
@daburritoda2255
@daburritoda2255 Ай бұрын
This guy gets it. knowing kdb and Q = cracked
@melo5550
@melo5550 Ай бұрын
I guess I'm more than halfway cracked
@nickboyadjian367
@nickboyadjian367 Ай бұрын
Did you just completely forget about emacs?! Emacs devs definitely more cracked than the vim tmux devs
@emperorpalpatine6080
@emperorpalpatine6080 20 күн бұрын
I may not be cracked , but I'm definitely on crack right now. crack helps me a lot with vim
@uncleted9362
@uncleted9362 Ай бұрын
> used windows NGMI
@martin_nav
@martin_nav Ай бұрын
I may be cracked NeoVim btw
@k-pr0be
@k-pr0be Ай бұрын
...and you use Windows?
@ZavianN11
@ZavianN11 Ай бұрын
I have a Mac, am I cooked?
@JosifovGjorgi
@JosifovGjorgi Ай бұрын
Bro, do you even code ?
@firestar-xk4hh
@firestar-xk4hh Ай бұрын
You're gaming, I mean playing us🤣🤣
@johnmike8844
@johnmike8844 Ай бұрын
lmao this is hilarious
@vinylwarmth
@vinylwarmth Ай бұрын
If youre running Windows, youre definitely cracked
@joebuydem
@joebuydem Ай бұрын
im cracked out but i dont code.
@antonyanchev7112
@antonyanchev7112 Ай бұрын
This is a joke right?
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
Nope
@frenchdreamer1986
@frenchdreamer1986 Ай бұрын
C++ : core development, some firms use JAVA or Rust Python : research and quick analysis (like split traded volume per product, per tenor, per exchange, per trader ID...) and automation of "daily dynamic" variables used for trading Vim : all log files are very big and you can't really handle them without Vim / Emacs. They might not be super hard to navigate (just go to the end or find the pattern you want) but you just can't manipulate them with VSCode, Notepad or Excel (yikes !) KDB : Basically it's the C++ of databases, you do operations on columns super super fast. To give you an example, there are 10 millions of updates a day on the US 10Y future order book so you can't use Python Grafana : "Nooo exchange B has a big latency ! Shit product Z feed is completely off !" (usually an accident) Redhat : the only licence with a commercial support. Otherwise you better have a bearded Debian guru at your workplace Docker : basically a VM with the virtual version of Python the firm uses for production, this version doesn't include your billions of DS/custom optimization libs you download for your analysis
@ajeetstationajeet
@ajeetstationajeet Ай бұрын
you should add one more level of crackness if someone uses arch with window manages like dwm
@netcat0
@netcat0 Ай бұрын
so basically primegen
@yusufnzm
@yusufnzm Ай бұрын
This whole crackedness is so cringe, I laughed so hard at how he can keep a serious face.
@CodingJesus
@CodingJesus Ай бұрын
First they cringe, then they mock, then they ask “How did you become so cracked?”
@mason124124
@mason124124 Ай бұрын
are HFT really using gPRC and kafaka? latency will be in ms, not us
@ThermopylaeCapital
@ThermopylaeCapital Ай бұрын
HFT is just a subset of Quant. Quant is a lot larger than that. YES, HFT uses these as you need to feed data to various sub systems down the line for statistics, reporting, etc.
@hakkbak
@hakkbak 9 күн бұрын
CJ, love your precision on the way you talk but (no disrespect) your takes sound a bit inexperienced as a whole across your videos. Now I may be completely off the mark but it sounds like you're more Mid/Senior. Because Senior Devs usually have more open mindedness .
@1000timka
@1000timka Ай бұрын
Not enough nuance between cracked and larp fr
@codeapprentice5123
@codeapprentice5123 Ай бұрын
gonna start my frist SWE job in a month, gonna be implementing all of these tips. THANKYOU coding jesus 🙏🙏
@AdamFiregate
@AdamFiregate Ай бұрын
Real programmers do use vim and not neovim. 😅
@kaiserandvlad
@kaiserandvlad Ай бұрын
sigma
@BlackBirdOverflow
@BlackBirdOverflow Ай бұрын
I'm on crack
@hyper_geometric
@hyper_geometric 13 күн бұрын
Bro is not cracked
@edw0rd21
@edw0rd21 Күн бұрын
i hope this is sarcasm
@chankayau
@chankayau Ай бұрын
university teaches nth on these
@jam_4769
@jam_4769 Ай бұрын
tell me this is satire
@orlando7448
@orlando7448 Ай бұрын
crack is wack. don't do drugs kids.
@ishaankulkarni49
@ishaankulkarni49 Ай бұрын
It sucks to be in frontend where all I use is WPF.
@J0sephCooney
@J0sephCooney Ай бұрын
WPF is cracked ui
@omarkraidie
@omarkraidie Ай бұрын
LONG $U
@sprightly106
@sprightly106 Ай бұрын
the stupidest video yet my dude
@dominikgu6381
@dominikgu6381 Ай бұрын
hehe
@atharva__shukla
@atharva__shukla Ай бұрын
lmaoo
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