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@idontknoq48132 жыл бұрын
@judechauhan67152 жыл бұрын
Hey Spiff, how did you get your guy to be immortal please?
@Mingo_Slickgrin2 жыл бұрын
I would like to see Big Dave go up against King Arthur and Genghis Khan at the same time. Great video Spiff!
@mrleisten2 жыл бұрын
@killer-ll4pn2 жыл бұрын
*Doubt*
@planetbob67032 жыл бұрын
An immortal Emperor who creates the Primarchs as his own children to lead the Astartes... you’re gonna get into a civil war when Tiny Tim decides to be a bad boy...
@thespiffingbrit2 жыл бұрын
*Tiny Tim Why are you slaying your brothers??*
@hanswurst70472 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit only if he is Bald... and howls at the Moon
@debarpandutta67222 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit oh no tim heresy
@akramgimmini81652 жыл бұрын
GLORY TO THE EMPEROR
@thegoof1712 жыл бұрын
YOU taught me to Hate, Father
@dannywatson42532 жыл бұрын
I just love how terrified Big Dave looks the entire time. Like he has no idea why everyone is so afraid of him, he just wants to be your friend.
@espy8406 Жыл бұрын
poor Big Dave
@chrisschoenthaler51845 ай бұрын
He’s just too powerful. Tiny Tim is the only person on earth who doesn’t immediately explode if Big Dave pats him on the back.
@ohuckabee2 жыл бұрын
The game says "Crusader Kings 3" but the single knight taking out hundreds of foot soldiers says "Dynasty Warriors."
@angelodewit21972 жыл бұрын
Trueeeee
@KainYusanagi2 жыл бұрын
Nah, you can only say that when it reaches the thousands. ;P
@tigerwarrior17872 жыл бұрын
*Pulls up Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Lu Bu* Someone called?!
@Grauer15102 жыл бұрын
@@KainYusanagi honestly: killing 1000+ enemies in a single battle in DW is more the exception then the rule 😅 Unless u camp spawn points for like 10 minutes 🤷🏻♂️
@KainYusanagi2 жыл бұрын
@@Grauer1510 In the earliest DWs, yeah, because there you only get so many entities on screen at once; in fact, the counter for kills actually capped out in the early entries at 999, as I recall. Later entries (I think around 4 that the change happened?) had a lot more models on the field, so it was much easier to rack up over a thousand, and the cap was also increased to 9999.
@Quesadilla_God2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Ancient Viking Elephants didn’t actually have horns on their helmets!
@____________8382 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Tusks are not horns.
@AverageFitnessEnjoyer2 жыл бұрын
Viking and elephants. Perfectly balanced as always
@maththegreat22662 жыл бұрын
That are makin som moneytoessss
@dirtycasual30942 жыл бұрын
Take out the "and".. 😉😎
@nikitclaw87632 жыл бұрын
So Norscans essentially
@TheArklyte2 жыл бұрын
Well, horse can't swim with rider on top. So elephants are far better mount for amphibious landings;)
@ed-b80452 жыл бұрын
*'As it should be' not 'as always'
@hello_i_exist99092 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would absolutely *love* to see a series where you conquer the world and what wacky shenanigans you can get up to while doing so. I wouldn't even need new exploits in any of the episodes- Just keep on doing this :D
@m4dm3th0d2 жыл бұрын
The logical step is to March into Rome, and do what Hannibal's elephants could not
@skoshman12 жыл бұрын
Hannibal's elephants weren't powered by tea.
@jasonzhou82742 жыл бұрын
@@skoshman1 The only good response:
@foxdavion68652 жыл бұрын
Indian-Norse is the most broken hybrid culture in the game; I figured this out day one of the DLC/Update release. Also when you combine the culture's clothing they look like Klingons. Very apt.
@sephelutis2 жыл бұрын
At that point you’re just playing divine spirits from Fate you aren’t even human anymore
@VarangianGuard13Ай бұрын
And now that you've said that, I'm picturing these hypothetical Indo-Norse people chanting like Klingons.. *Sons of Kahless intensifies*
@lordofspades92222 жыл бұрын
21:30 Spiff- "I have never had a crusade called against me before." Me remembering my 40 year defensive crusade as the Norse where I ate ten Popes.
@gustavo_gamer51772 жыл бұрын
What
@dilavox2 жыл бұрын
i just kept schemeing every pope and next in line until they stopped, i very nearly ended up losing it close to the end of the holy war on me, but finally managed to hold on long enough to keep my lands and take a little back
@britishneko39062 жыл бұрын
well when you alive... people hates you
@Darkstar14842 жыл бұрын
how did you manage to eat 10 popes?
@bgcloon2 жыл бұрын
@@Darkstar1484 Lots of ketchup, of course.
@CallofDutyBlackOps282 жыл бұрын
what i love about Spiff; is that he's basically Atilla the Hun in this bit. literally bullying; capturing high ranking people; selling them back to their kin, then using the same money to then build up and army to regrab the area and then some. you just love to see it.
@chrisschoenthaler51845 ай бұрын
22:20 I love how Spiff called it the “battle of Jaffa”, but the game gave it a far more correct label of the “Slaughter at Jaffa”.
@bubbasbigblast85632 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why you called your knights Space Marines, since, you know, land. But then you apparently went full Thunder Warrior on your prisoners, so...yeah. Understandable.
@Milanin82 жыл бұрын
I went looking for this comment. But only because it was followed by a divorce
@eddierehe90002 жыл бұрын
Only on this channel will you find a Nordic Viking who hails from India, rides elephants and owes his allegiance to Britain. Good lord I love it
@TheOvervoid2 жыл бұрын
"Pope we have created a grand army for the crusade. Their army is small and will be crush under the Holy might of our force" *Later* "Pope, ah, we lost. Everyone died. They killed literally everyone."
@chrishuhn50652 жыл бұрын
Damn overconfident zealots. Serves them right. How dare they to go against the lovely elephants?
@r2020E2 жыл бұрын
@@chrishuhn5065 nah. Big Dave and Tiny Tim just slaughtering everyone. They're gods. The puny mortals don't stand a chance
@inzecar59162 жыл бұрын
@@r2020E Now that's some heresy
@setcheck672 жыл бұрын
Not really that far from the real crusades tbh. Saladin won because they marched their force into the middle of the desert to die, I'm especially impressed in that regards with the supply line failures in this game also.
@Cyricist0012 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what basically happened when the Normans conquered Sicily and the Pope send an army against them, only for the army to annihilated and the Pope taken prisoner?
@nikkomcgee25652 жыл бұрын
I love the quick tab away at 18:48 to hide the mass amount of murdered prisoners
@Ragetiger12 жыл бұрын
Yes, we need to see Big Dave conquer the entire world. It shall be GLORIOUS
@ecklipz33642 жыл бұрын
yes glorious indeed
@blackmoon76682 жыл бұрын
Reanu Keeves is there to stop him though.
@ecklipz33642 жыл бұрын
@@blackmoon7668 oh no I forgot about him, it seems like big Dave will have some competition with a fellow tea drinker
@wolf24032 жыл бұрын
Every. Single. City. Then watch as Tiny Tim stages a revolt.
@Wizard_Pepsi2 жыл бұрын
Spiff: Casually creates an army that defeats the entirety of Egypt in a few weeks. Me: Ah yes, perfectly balanced.
@anon24472 жыл бұрын
I mean jesus created a bearded hobo who sort of did the same thing, Egypt are noobs
@Wizard_Pepsi2 жыл бұрын
@@anon2447 Are you referring to Moses? Moses was born several decades before Jesus, so listing God would be more time accurate. If you're referring to someone else then good on you for knowing more about christianity than I do.
@____________8382 жыл бұрын
@@Wizard_Pepsi decades?
@Wizard_Pepsi2 жыл бұрын
@@____________838 Maybe a few millennia. I don't know the exact dates.
@ComicalRealm2 жыл бұрын
This game is The Sims for historical strategy games. It reinvents old ideas and also introduces new ones
@DBT10072 жыл бұрын
Hmmm🤔
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
Me the ALPHA M*LE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me telling you to NOT observe any of me nice cool sweet videos. Instead just look at me awesome good powerful thumbnails. Thank you, dear rea
@the_tactician98582 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Who gave this guy the glue stick? We all said we wouldn't do it...
@FumblsTheSniper2 жыл бұрын
One of these days I’ve gotta learn about whatever Viking/pirates they had south of Asia during all the European shit. I can only assume such an effective idea took off everywhere.
@ophidahlia14642 жыл бұрын
Look up Zheng Yi Sao, the pirate queen of the south china sea and biggest badass east of bosphorus
@Dreckmal012 жыл бұрын
Was the immortality a mod, or an edited save file? Excellent video, as always Spiff. Thanks for the upload!
@Tomlis962 жыл бұрын
Must be a mod, just checked, there is sadly no immortality yet :(
@EATSxBABIES2 жыл бұрын
Love how Spiff basically made Jedi and never once thought of it
@Vytautas4Xfiles2 жыл бұрын
Oh the legends of the Davepocalyps and the adventures of Tiny-proportions are the sagas which have to be told to us as it is prophesized in the great book of the Spiff! "And thou shall behold the time of Yorkshire Tea when rivers will flow hot and Big Dave will take a sip of the water, and thou shall then hear the proclamation 'This be a glorious Teatime!' by the Big Dave." -These have been the words of the Spiff.
@roykentseyebrows41962 жыл бұрын
Paradox: Ok, we've patched out and nerfed all those exploits. Spiff: Hold my tea.
@django88882 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this series conquer the whole map!!
@roebenjaminpeled27052 жыл бұрын
Knights are super op from the new royal courts update. Just ask gangis khan (or temujin khan, to be precise) how he's invasions for my anglo-norse-han viking colony in china went.
@PeterTeal772 жыл бұрын
"Temujin Khan" is like saying "Octavius Princeps". Temüjin was his name and Genghis Khan his title.
@roebenjaminpeled27052 жыл бұрын
@@PeterTeal77 I forgot he's family name
@RobertOSheaGameDev2 жыл бұрын
Ya know, I was adamant I was not going to press the like button today but clearly that bait and switch *chef's kiss* beautiful lol
@rael72982 жыл бұрын
To add to your knight build, have the monasticism tenent (and optionally Monastic Communities tradition), than just pump out heaps of kids. Sons that you don't want to inherit can take the vows, but can still serve as knights if you have warmonger/armed pilgrims. Hopefully, a few of these warrior monks do well in their martial training. Matrinilial marry your daughters to unlanded guys with high prowess.
@embreis22572 жыл бұрын
is polygamy a thing? you become a breeding machine and matchmaker. instant superarmy^^
@hexmech18932 жыл бұрын
So basically a space marine
@mikeb86742 жыл бұрын
I saw Marching Stompy Boys open for Soundgarden back in ‘96, just after they released “Unkillable.” Really underrated show.
@Stevonicus2 жыл бұрын
If you culturally merge with the Mongols could your elephants get even stronger from the cav bonuses?
@cottoncandy35772 жыл бұрын
No. As Paradox changed MaA types. Elephants are no longer "Heavy Cavalry" but "Elephant Cavalry". Meaning the only building that will boost the stats of the Elephants is the elephantry building (which can only be build in Jungles). Also meaning that culture boni that boost Archer Cav (which is also new because Horse Archers being classified as Skirmishers was stupidly overpowered too), Light Cav and Heavy Cav don't effect elephants anymore since the release of Royal Court. So the only Culture boni that could possibly help your elephants are: "Lords of the Elephant" and the other indian Elephant culture trait that I forgot the name of. ^^ But the MaA are still broken. So don't worry, Paradox trying to fix it literally did nothing. Well in Singleplayer at least. Tho, if you don't prepare for a MaA Doomstack in Multiplayer, it will be impossible for you to win. Even with preparation, it would cost you a LOT of gold to build up an MaA counter army, and the corresponding Buildings in your domain to even stand a chance. (Probably around 20-30k Gold depending on what MaA you need. And most people won't have that lying around in Multiplayer anyways.)
@barriath88412 жыл бұрын
@@cottoncandy3577 The stupid thing about horse lords is that they don't even give you a bonus to your own fucking horse bow units xD The game is kinda weird like that. Some units are just plain and simply useless and don't need to be brought at all. Hell, you can clearly see it here that as long as your knight effectiveness is high enough and you got a lot of knights with decent prowess (culture tradition talent search is OP in that regard), it's GG.
@lorenzmaut37082 жыл бұрын
This remembers me of that game called "total war: three kingdoms" were there were warriors that could kill the entire enemy army, like in seconds 5 dudes on horses eliminated 200 archers and there was no way to stop that because they had a lot of health and did area damage that means the enemy is dead before they can hit the horse. compleatly broken, i don't want to imagine PVP in this game because of this.
@clericofchaos12 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over the squirrel. I swear i've seen him before...Wait! Could it be!? Yes, it's Sir Admiral Hammy Ham the 14th! No, it can't be, when last we left Sir Admiral Hammy Ham he was leading the queen's military on an intergalactic conquest. Perhaps this wonderful being, riding the elephant and holding an axe is an ancestor of the legendary admiral!? Hammy Ham the first perhaps!? Ah yes, the birth of an epic military heritage that will overcome the challenge of time of space itself!
@thespiffingbrit2 жыл бұрын
Only true fans remember sir admiral hammy ham :D
@TrueChaoSclx2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's a throwback. I'd completely forgotten about that video, time to rewatch it
@clericofchaos12 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Thank you for saying so Spiff. Sir Admiral Hammy Ham and Glitterhoof (immortal ambassador to the moon gods) are basically my two favorite characters of all time.
@TheRealGamada2 жыл бұрын
Can I have a link to the video please ?
@clericofchaos12 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealGamada KZbin doesn't like people posting links, but it's his galactic civilization 3 video.
@OrgangeJus2 жыл бұрын
WTF Hahahahahaha the game play is insane but the narration is just a freaking perfect cherry on top and that's a massive cherry I am talking about! Great video!
@hunterhudgins44732 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Spiffing brit since 2019. I listen to this content as a Semi driver. Just listening to the content; is all I need for entertainment!
@sebbes3332 жыл бұрын
1:29 Mongolian Elephant Vikings... :D
@how_arya2 жыл бұрын
Why get a trophy wife when you can have a stewardship yeeter?
@thespiffingbrit2 жыл бұрын
The Perfect Waifu Material
@yickett2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the effort you took to inform which part of the video corresponds to what is happening
@serl3zykn1ght712 жыл бұрын
13:20 That dude died of a heart attack from being so OP
@jackielinde75682 жыл бұрын
Spiffing: I believe the phrase used to describe your standard (the banner) is "Axe Wielding Squirrel astride a rampaging war elephant across Mr. Peterson's Yard". That's either the descriptive phrase or the headline in tomorrow's paper.
@sanctus8642 жыл бұрын
You ought to do a video on longbows. With the right duchy buildings and camps you can get their attack up to 150 or more. Add that to their stupid cheap maintenance and it's an easy gg for the welsh or english.
@CobraRoyality Жыл бұрын
Pope: We have an army! Big Dave: And we have Tiny Tim
@kazegaijin2 жыл бұрын
Your CK3 content is hands down some of my all time favorite things to watch on KZbin!!! Please do more streams and videos!!! 🙏🙏🙏
@perizzasalem49942 жыл бұрын
Wow spiff had telepathic or what....3 days after i installed this game and boom, this video enter my recomendation youtube👍👍
@jamiecopland63172 жыл бұрын
Please keep this series going! I need more ck3 and Yorkshire tea in my life
@dylanhecker66862 жыл бұрын
I imagine your kingdom has discovered shardblades and shardplate. You are the embodiment of the Stormlight Archive.
@thetruegoldenknight2 жыл бұрын
I already became my OWN God in Royal Court. Even posted my review on Steam, if it's visible. It's quite lengthy, but the short of it is, I'm very disappointed my sword could not for the life of me get a legendary reputation for carving through both Britain AND France! And I was playing as an Irish viking dude.
@Epicgirl3682 жыл бұрын
He isn’t making space marines he’s making adeptus custodies
@AKidWithNoAttitude2 жыл бұрын
You did it Spiff. You beat the game. You really are the warhammer 40k.
@zerrierslizer12 жыл бұрын
after watching Spiff for almost 3 years i have become so powerful that the Like Button clicks itself everytime i hop on one of these videos that he makes.
@mightyhaegr93626 ай бұрын
The combined might of elephants and spacemarines. That line almost cost me the last of my tea 😂😂
@Zorgdub2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I would love to see Big Dave conquer the entire world.
@davidburton96902 жыл бұрын
Even unoptimized, I was able to keep a treasury of around 20K while only holding the Empire of Scandinavia and a couple of extra kingdoms. I am certain they will nerf that pick into oblivion.
@ragenorock73462 жыл бұрын
Try using Lenkas and Mubarizun MAA. They have insane stats and counter : spearmen/light cav + spearmen+heavy infantry. Combine with Elephants and everything dies. The only real counter to elephants becomes cold weather+mountains (or paiks - which no one outside india can have).
@Mortemeternum2 жыл бұрын
Spif: "how are we going to make money?" Me: "Tea? Probably tea."
@calwal69602 жыл бұрын
Pray the viking elephant riders of House British find victory. May the Yorkshire Tea Schism be healed by the greatness of Emperor Big Dave and his massive nose 👃 🙏
@ronakrajput27382 жыл бұрын
Listening to spiff trying to pronounce Hindi names reminds me why Indians rebelled against the Brits.
@mrpenguin60252 жыл бұрын
I love when this guy uploads he’s a legend keep on going (also love big dave)
@DBT10072 жыл бұрын
Imagine villager from Minecraft.. 😂
@thespiffingbrit2 жыл бұрын
who doesnt love big dave
@mrpenguin60252 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit yooooo he replied I’m starstruck
@danielelkadi34992 жыл бұрын
That was so fun to watch. Please make more stories using the same broken system.
@d4r4mg-742 жыл бұрын
This video was a lot more fun for me than for anyone else, since people actually call me big dave at school
@Mr_Haddles2 жыл бұрын
I really want to see a Big Dave Conquers the Whole World video, I reckon it would have a lot of potential, and maybe even some spicy civil wars!
@doctordonutdude2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE continue this! It's no 100-Statman, but I want more of Big Dave's adventures!
@Valcadus2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a completion of this playthrough, seeing the whole world claimed would be amazing
@0mn0mable2 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, a spiff vid that isn't a twitch stream re-upload w an uncut 'start of stream intro' - good job spiff.
@norymmk13522 жыл бұрын
spiff does twitch :O ?? whats the name?
@VortexKiller22 жыл бұрын
Indian Viking Hybrids? Sounds awesome. I can picture a scene similar to The Fields of Pelennor for Lord of The Rings.
@wardoge9242 жыл бұрын
Found this just now. You gave me inspiration to start as Viking again. Thanks
@Nuked89152 жыл бұрын
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, I’m the spiffing Brit and today you’ll join me in the fantastic world of Elden Ring
@chrislaws47852 жыл бұрын
You know, I had always wished that the Norse Viking traditions and way of life had actually spread much further then it did and had survived to this day. if only the Vikings had won and taken over Great Britain rather then assimilating into it, then maybe even America would be more Viking to this very day. lol
@aglazeddoughnut52502 жыл бұрын
Did... Did spiff just become the god emperor of mankind.
@thomasechols88342 жыл бұрын
Spiff, You should see the pantry that Colin Furze is using for the tunnel entrance to his home, completely full of Yorkshire Tea.
@darthbob16562 жыл бұрын
We need to see Big Dave take over the entire world. I'd like to see if he even needs the elephants or if knights with 500% effectiveness is enough.
@procrastinationpanda39112 жыл бұрын
20:08 "Warriors of chaos"? *HERACY*
@1ButteryButters12 жыл бұрын
I am glad I am not the only one that really enjoys playing as one character throughout all of history xD
@BrahmaDBA Жыл бұрын
Spiff raiding Mecca with an Elephant Army but winning. He's basically Abrahah without the hell birds flinging brimstones.
@bitzangubbinzondaleft2 жыл бұрын
The Spacewolf chapter, riding elephants under the watchful eye of god emperor Big Dave. IDK too historically accurate for me.
@adamion19932 жыл бұрын
Love the timestamps! The video was gloriously JaZzY naturally.
@Vaderman0112 жыл бұрын
Spiff- "If your wife isn't yeeting your stewardship up into the skies what's the point of even having her?"
big dave was literally my nickname in school- i’m glad i became an immortal god
@jmp_jayperproductions2 жыл бұрын
Spiff 2069: HOW TO BECOME IMMORTAL - Life is a perfectly balanced existence with no exploits
@IIToneAII2 жыл бұрын
So not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but I play absolutely NONE of these games, but just love the energy you bring to breaking them... though, you actually could just be playing them well and I'd have no clue... 🤔
@vidhanp4822 жыл бұрын
as a person from the oriya culture, its nice to feel like a viking as well
@devin201df2 жыл бұрын
Would like to see spiff take the whole world
@Dontgankmeplx2 жыл бұрын
I love the way Tiny Tim went from being the runt of the litter to being a one man army. Must have had quite the childhood
@gahngis81582 жыл бұрын
at the 15 min mark. thought, man this reminds me of the god emperor and the reunification wars... 20 secs later he talks about space marines.
@outcast1702 жыл бұрын
Nice... Big Dave's army is so skilled, one of them shot theirself in the foot, before even the invention of the gun, and died fighting thin air. That takes some serious talent.
@francesca52952 жыл бұрын
- what era is this? - it's the viking era! - that explains the elephant
@Merajito20k2 жыл бұрын
oh man, please continue this. This is godly glorious, even Kratos the literal god of war would be impressed
@ryandwerlkotte13522 жыл бұрын
By the gods do I love you Sir Spiff!! If only there were more perfectly balanced beings like ourselves in this universe.
@MrJacques232 жыл бұрын
Spiff in any video: "Anyway, it's time to go to war with France"
@danielhale12 жыл бұрын
Please do continue this series! Seeing the crusades crushed was fantastic. Maybe the Mongol hoards can be next!
@mrmargen39112 жыл бұрын
Watching Spiffing Brit while spiffing my tea is the best
@TheOriginalDJarbiter2 жыл бұрын
For the battle against no one, where he lost one soldier, Im picturing one of his foot soldiers walking into a house and just getting stabbed by a peasant or something.
@blessed23652 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for these types videos for so long thank you my fellow brit ☕
@professorarbiter53672 жыл бұрын
18:49 idk why thought it was so funny seeing all those executed prisoners
@Clasteau2 жыл бұрын
LET'S GO DAVE!!!!!! I think you should just spiral around outward growing in every direction, LOL
@AfaqueAhmed_2 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the power of the tea drinkers .
@Mysterialic2 жыл бұрын
That house crest is unironically sweet lol
@sarchlalaith88362 жыл бұрын
Also yes for more bug dave, call a crusade against the pope
@mattjackson79502 жыл бұрын
I just ordered my first box of Yorkshire tea and Yorkshire Gold and they should be in soon. I'm glad to be able to join the cause.
@KapuAdam2 жыл бұрын
Spiff's favorite ways to make money (in order): Cultivating/selling tea Enslavement Gratuitous murder