How To BECOME GOD In Hearts Of Iron 4 - 100 Stat Man HOI4

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Alright you laugh a denmark now, but just know that next time you step on a Lego, revenge will have been served

[@PervySage13]

That's literally a crime aginst humanity! Lol

[@finnishwehraboo8377]

DENMARK MADE THE WOLRDS MOST PAINFULL WONDER WEAPON

[@pernilleandersen7078]

Johnathan HAhahahahaha

[@Photoshop5857]

amen

[@lucasopsanb7510]

Xd

[@ancapftw9113]

Somewhere in Germany: Chancellor: "we have finally convinced everyone in Germany of the beauty of communism. Now we will bring this beauty to the rest of the world, starting with Denmark." Advisor: "actually sir, the entire world just declared war on Denmark as well." "Surely not all of them. Japan?" *nods* "Hawai'i?" *nods* "Even the Vatican?" *nods* "Why would the Vatican declare war on them?" "Well, the new King has declared himself to be the embodiment of Thor and started doing miracles. It's a holy war."

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl8415]

Holy shit

[@OCinneide]

@@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl8415 Thor's Shit

[@ng_kamiya582]

LOL

[@dennisbryan693]

Dennis Bryan i See the Notts forest club Can you please pone 01158494722 From love you Dennis Bryan ,,,,,,,

[@lucasrasmussen6386]

WTF

[@infernosgaming8942]

Sept. 3rd 1936 "Sir everyone has declared war on us? What are we going to do?" Thorvald gets up after sharpening a sword "Finally, a fair fight"

[@jaxusr235]

Seems legit.

[@jia_lat_limlol7980]

After the war... Thorvald: hmph not even a challenge

[@tavasp]

How’s that fair

[@roticet]

He thought it was, and was saddened when it wasn't.

[@Sam_596]

So those units were not moving at 60kmph, they were doing 60000kmph. For those wondering, that's just shy of 1.5 times escape velocity

[@Maniacman2030]

DEJA VU, I THINK I'VE BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE... *[Eurobeat Intensifies]*

[@JustinY.]

In order to become god, just use artillery only.

[@KayJay-zv8yb]

Hello Justin

[@hung-upear2659]

Or use the best battle plan P.S he forgot one line

[@shaqman813]

Not that I'm complaining, but you're everywhere dude.

[@demonking4911]

bannerlord when?

[@monnomestbizarre]

stop watching the same videos as me

[@hoovy2319]

“My god, that’s a lot of war.” -Spiff 2019

[@dennisbryan693]

Dennis Bryan can you please pone 0115494722 From love you Dennis Bryan ,

[@ragnokulfbhert]

Well...

[@teridactyl1250]

@@dennisbryan693 1) anyone reading this, don’t call that number 2) what the hell is that message-

[@reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757]

@@teridactyl1250 what happens when u call the number?

[@teridactyl1250]

@@reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757 I don't know, but if it's a random person posting a random number under an unrelated video, my bet would be either number harvesting or a scam

[@c.f.b6585]

You should totally make a 100 stat man mega campaign all the way into Stellaris to complete the saga

[@c.f.b6585]

Whenever the Chinese government lends you their 90 billion dollars mega computer, that is.

[@bryanpseno4203]

C.F.B yes it must be sized!

[@rateeightx]

How Do You Bring A Mega-Campaign Into Stellaris? I Don't See How That Works, As It's A Completely Different Map...

[@DatBoiUKno]

Take over the world in HOI4 and assume you get to space.

[@rateeightx]

@Godzilla Bro So, You Can Only Do It If You've Conquered The Entire Planet, Or...?

[@MJesDK]

I am a dane, and I approve of this absolutely historically accurate video. +In addition, Stauning's campaign slogan was "STAUNING OR CHAOS!"

[@TheGrinningViking]

Check the "Reduced Court Size" mod for CK2, I think it's been updated and it sounds like just what you need. It increases the robustness of the game culling unimportant courtiers with no land, inheritance, or titles.

[@TheGrinningViking]

What the game really needs is way more deadly and aggressive plagues and to archive dead nobles instead of keeping them in active memory: but until that glorious day there are mods.

[@An-ej4sm]

“Culling” sounds pleasant...especially when it’s done in CK2

[@NEOMNIMON]

And it can be called a "great sacrifice in honor of 100 stat man and his eternal reign" or something

[@memyselfandii257]

but then he couldn't be denmark.

[@freeman105]

@@thespiffingbrit what mod makes this glorious madness possible?

[@pyark]

As a dane who doesn't exist, I approve of this video

[@lucasopsanb7510]

Same

[@Priallan]

Pyark haha same... Rødgrød med fløde👍

[@megamage911]

Same tbh.

[@trashyalice1756]

Ja It is actually historically accurate Denmark just wiped everyones memories so nobody tried to take their power and be obliterated The D in D-Day stood for Denmark Why else would they go through Germany?

[@skille6275]

As a dane wizard i agree With all these comments

[@-Faris-]

Spiff, to deal with your Ck2 100-stat man series running slow, I suggest trying that Ck2 mod that removes 3D features (ex: The crown that signifies the capital is replaced with a 2D star) and a mod that flattens the map (becomes rather flat like Hoi4) I don’t remember the exact names of the mods, but they are very popular w/ positive reviews (for obvious reasons). It might not have an excellent aesthetic, but will hopefully give you enough FPS to wrap up the series. I hope that this suggestion came up to be helpful.

[@theiridiumgamer5225]

The best goddamn video you've made just for the simply reason that im Danish, and watching the entire earth turn Danish makes me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl

[@lucasopsanb7510]

Same

[@FroggyMosh]

_*This girl was actually a Danish-Japanese schoolgirl._ _*Maybe this girl wasn't even a girl._ _*However, this girl still was a Japanese schoolgirl of one variety or another._

[@CosmicFishFaced]

Plot Twist, You are actually laugh an Evil Laugh

[@pltkaiser9258]

“There are many good countries they are giving to us; such as France...” Logic and realism *exited the stage*

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

I mean they also put Italy there so it had died long ago

[@livedandletdie]

You do realize, that he was sarcastic?

[@pltkaiser9258]

jojolafrite90 hello 👋

[@pltkaiser9258]

jojolafrite90 I mean AI France just surrenders when I take Paris.

[@indradityasarkar]

@@jojolafrite90 It's just France gets invaded every time

[@gandalf_thegrey]

As a German I can confirm Thorvald was the reason Hitler capitulated and shot himself. He couldn't live with that fact that Thorvald is out there to get him. Little did Adi know that death Is just a word for Thorvald and it doesn't matter where or in which state your body is. He'll get you.

[@Maniacman2030]

He took Hitler's corpse and annihilated it. While people think Adolf ran off to South America or something, his body, mind, and soul were completely destroyed by Thorvald before the Allies got there.

[@hateprilfools3264]

America: All countries belong to us. Denmark: No

[@Kernel80]

Small Sounds u

[@lucasopsanb7510]

Small sound no us

[@digitized_fyre]

Why is so much land just disappearing off of the map? Is there an ever expanding black hole off the northern coast of Germany or something?

[@thnkng]

Yeah. Spiff seems like he's doing a Drew Durnil, too. I didn't see him playing anyone.

[@seanperkins7728]

Well the shear power coming from Denmark created a black hole

[@jaxusr235]

Sean Perkins What’s Denmark?

[@tavasp]

Sean Perkins Denmark?

[@autemsicarius]

How much sacrifices were made to make this video? Edit: I also want a full mod list

[@livedandletdie]

Even without the mods, taking over the world as Denmark shouldn't be too difficult, it would be slow and arduous and when it's all done with, no one knows how to communicate anymore. Have you ever heard them speak, it's quite a horrendous noise escaping through their mouths.

[@MohammadMohsenK]

@@livedandletdie can you say the mods name

[@Lithrus_]

6:10 That's 60 THOUSAND km/h, or about half the speed of the Earth around the sun

[@ColCoal]

"Germany is trying to take over the world!" >Coming from the largest empire in the world at the time >Coming from the largest empire in the world who was allied with the second largest empire in the world at the time >Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/5th of the habitable land on earth at it's peak >Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/3rd of the earth's population at it's peak

[@lucklessrain857]

My first time drinking tea to a spiffing Brit vid and I feel as if I have the power of the queen coursing through me

[@-Faris-]

3:55 - 4:00 **Distant inaudible Indian shouting**

[@bryanpseno4203]

The Lone Traveller lol

[@EntropicMalevolence]

*Angry China noises*

[@spynyi]

Im from china and i drink lots of tea.

[@90lancaster]

Ethiopian Navy : "The Power of Imagination"

[@keannaleelacamento1404]

Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahah

[@bobthesir1467]

5:26 - Denmark president declares that "The Spiffing Brit" KZbin channel isn't quite that good.

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

Prime minister*

[@yoavmor9002]

13:42 *Republican* Italy *HAS A KING*

[@FabioStuber]

0:45 tis music is actually from a very good game everyone should have played^^ (A hat in time)

[@lolzort123]

I've only watched like 5 of these videos, this is the best thing I've ever found during my nightly youtube marathons. Thanks mate.

[@BestSupportEUW]

"The Viking invasion 2; Boogaloo" 😂😂

[@mindsprawl]

2:21 Good god *pauses video to get tea* *continues video feeling absouballylootley spiffing wot wot*

[@zuikis121-]

What about having a tea with Ironside? They will surely give you a monster of a PC

[@aztecgoldmontizuma]

2:20 Yes you convinced me to grab a cup of tea.

[@mojmirheryan2720]

8:41 at least Italy is behaving historically...

[@metethenationalist2778]

Records say that turkey drank more tea per year than anywhere on the world... Spiffing britt:maybe i am spiffing turk

[@j.chiari4222]

1:02 they actually just took 3 hours

[@therandomguyyousawyesterda2955]

1:21 wow..........thx for loving us

[@maltevingborgnielsen7252]

Me: Excuse me! I am danish, and denmark DOES exist... Spiff: Shit! I've been compromised. Time for plan B... *Nukes denmark* There we go...

[@markus_k6847]

Tak

[@Lardum]

Don't worry. He's just salty about the 10th-11th century

[@sarkzartz3313]

Italians run away from wars because.thaey just watch the fight (they live the longest)

[@garrett8408]

Bruh, what are you talking about, I don't think of Britain when I think of tea, I think of the Boston Tea Party. God bless America

[@lukesampson3294]

When I think of America I think of AIDS. America is the homeland of AIDS.

[@garrett8408]

@@lukesampson3294 dude that's Africa

[@disthingsuxyt8272]

Helios no America lol

[@2011theeddie]

the viking invasion two buu-galuu has begun.. best quote!

[@zajet9227]

I’ve been waiting for this since the first 100 stat man video in ck2

[@andersthons]

DER ER ET YNDIIIGT LAAAND, DET STÅR MED BREDE BØGE

[@Noahluja]

Det er fandme en smuk sang

[@sarcasmal5744]

*Comment questioning the historical accuracy of a super-overpowered denmark*

[@sarcasmal5744]

@@thespiffingbrit What is this 'Denmark' you speak of anyway?

[@NEOMNIMON]

To where?

[@NodzergHorde1997]

They did conquer england

[@bryanpseno4203]

Sarcasmal never a issue!

[@bryanpseno4203]

Sarcasmal all hail the denmarki empire

[@fr-tj5gb]

The Spiffing Brit:Denmark doesn't exist! Bokoen1:Am I a joke to you?

[@LunaTheFoxgirl]

As a dane, I'll say this was hilarious.

[@terellchapman8737]

12:58 😭😭 R.I.P the immortal stat Man

[@andersbjerregaard6243]

greetings from danmark, nice vid

[@jhosioja]

"The Soviet Union has just occupied the entirety of Finland" Ah, cool. I like fantasy games.

[@plssubscribe-i4s]

Kekw

[@brodykladis8125]

2:21 he finally grew up... its coffee

[@samuelwilliams2266]

thats not coffee thats tea with milk in it.

[@brodykladis8125]

@@samuelwilliams2266 you hear that sound? That was the joke flying over your head

[@schittPosts101]

can you imagine taking a nap and waking up 6 hours later and having a full war go on that you missed

[@thswinther]

Ohhh LoL ! Salutations from Denmark, good Sir - I was almost choking on my coffee 😂👍

[@Crabelicious]

2:55 That was actually Stauning

[@NicolsHere]

Hmm if I dont live in denmark, I must live in {REDACTED}

[@Dreykano]

Well but turkey is drinking more tea than british

[@conditusstilla5212]

Glory to Denmark

[@mayanbar337]

no it sucks he could pick a trash country like el salvador or venezuelam but he wanted to pick the trashies one from europe-asia

[@thestigsdutchcousin]

12:06 "Spiff, you utter knob! How do you think this wil succeed?" "It just works, ladies and gentlemen."

[@EliixGMaN]

Alright, this seals it. I'm subscribing! I'm going to grab my tea. Have a nice day, sir!

[@Trev_on_quack]

Brit:(makes joke about country not existing) Finland:am I a joke to you

[@haar1034]

Come on man, dont be like that to the danes

[@XaXaYT]

Fun fact Denmark actually lost within 2 hours of being invaded.

[@caringancoystopitum4224]

He may be Danish, but at least he is not French. The Danish were smart enough not to fight for long. The French went into the war, fought for a few days or a bit more and then suddenly remembered that they are French (meaning, they capitulated) xD

[@UnicornPastelPrincess]

When the Spiffing Brit tell you to go get a cup of tea. you go get a cup of tea, even if it's at 2:30am lol

[@Ilposeidonll]

SPIFF IT ISN'T THE MID POINT OF THE VIDEO AT 2minutes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~

[@Ilposeidonll]

Also I'd love to see if all Major Powers in the world had Godlike characters and see what would happen in a timelapse. Give Australia a Godlike person too! >:L

[@hayokamikaze5896]

Alas, the midpoint tea reminder being only 2 minutes in means that if someone were to put the teabag in the hot water at the start of the video, their first cup wouldn’t even be done yet.

[@Jamgasm675]

There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

[@GY-bd9bo]

vhat?

[@calebansell806]

Behave.

[@no_one_of_that_name_here]

2:28 following Spiffing's advice I stop here to make a cup of tea, comment and like. Wonderful channel to brighten up otherwise dull working days. Thanks Brit!

[@raindrop7425]

denmark exsist its just very tiny :( i mean we made legos

[@neilgordge9360]

pretty sure that was norway

[@Kernel80]

Liar Denmark is a conspiracy

[@lucasopsanb7510]

Dude I know we did but it killed sooo many people

[@ilu9079]

Yes, and everybody who ever had kids is traumatized because legos are worse than landmines. That’s just general knowledge.

[@Sorenzo]

In Denmark, WWII was that ordeal where the Germans stole all our butter. And then we evacuated Danish Jews to Sweden when Hitler got tired of us complaining about the butter after a few years and replaced the government with Nazists. Ok, it also involved pork and grain, and political freedoms, but the above summary really does explain most of it. Apparently, the 6-hour battle for Denmark thing happened because some elite German soldiers were smuggled into Copenhagen in a cargo container, made their way to the royal palace and literally captured the king. If we hadn't surrendered, it would've taken the German tanks about 6 extra hours to roll through every town in the country.

[@Sorenzo]

Also, Thorvald Stauning really was God. Greatest leader we've had. Started the welfare state.

[@dubi3666]

Im so proud to be a dane

[@smirningoff4794]

So I'm a new subscriber and I'm seriously enjoying this, I already started drinking tea

[@InfiniteGatsu]

Can't be overpowered if you're not real

[@anthropomorphiccarrot3803]

I’ve been power watching ur videos and this is my 100th cup of tea

[@friendsmasher]

Great vid keep it up

[@mahatmagamgee1831]

never excpected to drink so much tea watching you rampage

[@pxnx]

which mods do you use? could you upload them to gdrive or so?

[@ToroNero]

"When you think tea, who do you think of?" Even himself thinks about Turkey first :D

[@denniskylling3887]

Hey Denmark won VM in handball this year so it must be real

[@strider04]

All propoganda

[@GregoryMarkowski]

You have seen 0 stat man, you have seen 100 stat man, now introducing 1 BILLION STAT MAN

[@PeferG17]

If I buy the Tea can I use it to throw a tea party... perhaps a harbor sized tea party? :D

[@unusedaccountdonotreply690]

Please don't. I'm still miffed about the first one. And I am, quite unfortunately, American.

[@Marcel2278]

The power of 100 Stat man is so powerful its affecting your real life computer XD

[@brookek3116]

Someone should make a 100 Stat Man mod for Fallout 4

[@EntropicMalevolence]

You don't really need to mod it, just use commands to give yourself 10 S.P.E.C.I.A.L on everything and all the perks. Then just make your character look like 100 Stat Man and you're good to go.

[@zaiz6018]

Yeah I can confirm this is what WW2 looks like in Danish history books

[@LaceworkDreams]

tea belongs in the harbor

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

"bold words of someone in stabbing range"

[@nomasan]

I forgot the tea, sire. You got me to stand up and get a cup of tea. And I‘m in a wheelchair! That says a lot about the power tea has

[@shyferret9924]

Bro.. ive been bingewatching ur videos on 2x speed...... ive thrown up 28 times because of the tea... send help..

[@dominiclambert00]

What If I'm British but don't like tea?

[@denskjuldteverden_8493]

5:40 så sandt det burte være Dansk!

[@kyleeversfield8276]

Have to be thankful for those tea reminders. Almost letting us brits down by not having one. Off to go get a cup (or three) of the great stuff.

[@antonbay538]

>Danish like

[@CaptainTittus]

I think you be throwing a tea at in the tea interlude of making you get tea, but only do your favorite tea preferably your own tea I would need

I guess i dont exsist

[@catnerdadrian7601]

Everyone during ww2: what are you doing here italy?

[@Djin348]

Rest in power, Queen

[@ArmoredGaming1990]

Been on the Greyhound to San Diego for a day so can't have me a cup of tea, but as soon as I step foot in San Diego I will make two cups of tea for every video I watched

[@tonytwinkletoes3149]

What mod are you using spiff??

[@wojciech9538]

Syndyckalist tea

[@UvThe1st]

Hi! New subscriber here, been binging your videos for hours and I don't think I've ever drunk so much tea, despite also being British. Huzzah!

[@denmarkcountryball6979]

Excuse me? Denmark actually exists and I am very triggered btw.

[@jamstheshapeshifter]

Go back to your land of make believe you hocus pocus wizard!

[@SABO_DB]

Troede det var Finland der ikke eksisterede :'(

[@jamstheshapeshifter]

@@SABO_DB Også det

[@DecibelAlex]

oh you mean Legoland?

[@DecibelAlex]

@@SABO_DB Although it might seem like Finland doesn't exist, I can confirm it does. I'm in Finland right now, I think..

[@whitewolfjames]

"Viking invasion 2: boogaloo" best fucking line ever

[@elboesen4895]

Der er et yndigt land Der står med brede bøge

[@KaptainCnucklz]

Not a minute in and you're shitting on Italy. I love you.

[@tylerdurden3153]

Fake country mod

[@jrhemlock2913]

Dude, the entire British Empire was defeated by a bunch of people whose tea was taxed too much.