Alright you laugh a denmark now, but just know that next time you step on a Lego, revenge will have been served
@PervySage135 жыл бұрын
That's literally a crime aginst humanity! Lol
@finnishwehraboo83775 жыл бұрын
DENMARK MADE THE WOLRDS MOST PAINFULL WONDER WEAPON
@pernilleandersen70785 жыл бұрын
Johnathan HAhahahahaha
@Photoshop58575 жыл бұрын
amen
@lucasopsanb75105 жыл бұрын
Xd
@ancapftw91135 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in Germany: Chancellor: "we have finally convinced everyone in Germany of the beauty of communism. Now we will bring this beauty to the rest of the world, starting with Denmark." Advisor: "actually sir, the entire world just declared war on Denmark as well." "Surely not all of them. Japan?" *nods* "Hawai'i?" *nods* "Even the Vatican?" *nods* "Why would the Vatican declare war on them?" "Well, the new King has declared himself to be the embodiment of Thor and started doing miracles. It's a holy war."
@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl84155 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@OCinneide5 жыл бұрын
@@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl8415 Thor's Shit
@ng_kamiya5825 жыл бұрын
LOL
@dennisbryan6935 жыл бұрын
Dennis Bryan i See the Notts forest club Can you please pone 01158494722 From love you Dennis Bryan ,,,,,,,
@lucasrasmussen63864 жыл бұрын
WTF
@infernosgaming89425 жыл бұрын
Sept. 3rd 1936 "Sir everyone has declared war on us? What are we going to do?" Thorvald gets up after sharpening a sword "Finally, a fair fight"
@jaxusr2355 жыл бұрын
Seems legit.
@jia_lat_limlol79804 жыл бұрын
After the war... Thorvald: hmph not even a challenge
@tavasp4 жыл бұрын
How’s that fair
@roticet5 ай бұрын
He thought it was, and was saddened when it wasn't.
@Sam_5962 жыл бұрын
So those units were not moving at 60kmph, they were doing 60000kmph. For those wondering, that's just shy of 1.5 times escape velocity
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
DEJA VU, I THINK I'VE BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE... *[Eurobeat Intensifies]*
@JustinY.5 жыл бұрын
In order to become god, just use artillery only.
@KayJay-zv8yb5 жыл бұрын
Hello Justin
@hung-upear26595 жыл бұрын
Or use the best battle plan P.S he forgot one line
@shaqman8135 жыл бұрын
Not that I'm complaining, but you're everywhere dude.
@demonking49115 жыл бұрын
bannerlord when?
@monnomestbizarre5 жыл бұрын
stop watching the same videos as me
@hoovy23195 жыл бұрын
“My god, that’s a lot of war.” -Spiff 2019
@dennisbryan6935 жыл бұрын
Dennis Bryan can you please pone 0115494722 From love you Dennis Bryan ,
@ragnokulfbhert3 жыл бұрын
Well...
@teridactyl12503 жыл бұрын
@@dennisbryan693 1) anyone reading this, don’t call that number 2) what the hell is that message-
@reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman67573 жыл бұрын
@@teridactyl1250 what happens when u call the number?
@teridactyl12503 жыл бұрын
@@reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757 I don't know, but if it's a random person posting a random number under an unrelated video, my bet would be either number harvesting or a scam
@c.f.b65855 жыл бұрын
You should totally make a 100 stat man mega campaign all the way into Stellaris to complete the saga
@c.f.b65855 жыл бұрын
Whenever the Chinese government lends you their 90 billion dollars mega computer, that is.
@bryanpseno42035 жыл бұрын
C.F.B yes it must be sized!
@rateeightx5 жыл бұрын
How Do You Bring A Mega-Campaign Into Stellaris? I Don't See How That Works, As It's A Completely Different Map...
@DatBoiUKno5 жыл бұрын
Take over the world in HOI4 and assume you get to space.
@rateeightx5 жыл бұрын
@Godzilla Bro So, You Can Only Do It If You've Conquered The Entire Planet, Or...?
@MJesDK5 жыл бұрын
I am a dane, and I approve of this absolutely historically accurate video. +In addition, Stauning's campaign slogan was "STAUNING OR CHAOS!"
@TheGrinningViking5 жыл бұрын
Check the "Reduced Court Size" mod for CK2, I think it's been updated and it sounds like just what you need. It increases the robustness of the game culling unimportant courtiers with no land, inheritance, or titles.
@TheGrinningViking5 жыл бұрын
What the game really needs is way more deadly and aggressive plagues and to archive dead nobles instead of keeping them in active memory: but until that glorious day there are mods.
@An-ej4sm5 жыл бұрын
“Culling” sounds pleasant...especially when it’s done in CK2
@NEOMNIMON5 жыл бұрын
And it can be called a "great sacrifice in honor of 100 stat man and his eternal reign" or something
@memyselfandii2575 жыл бұрын
but then he couldn't be denmark.
@freeman1054 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit what mod makes this glorious madness possible?
@pyark5 жыл бұрын
As a dane who doesn't exist, I approve of this video
@lucasopsanb75105 жыл бұрын
Same
@Priallan5 жыл бұрын
Pyark haha same... Rødgrød med fløde👍
@megamage9115 жыл бұрын
Same tbh.
@trashyalice17565 жыл бұрын
Ja It is actually historically accurate Denmark just wiped everyones memories so nobody tried to take their power and be obliterated The D in D-Day stood for Denmark Why else would they go through Germany?
@skille62754 жыл бұрын
As a dane wizard i agree With all these comments
@-Faris-5 жыл бұрын
Spiff, to deal with your Ck2 100-stat man series running slow, I suggest trying that Ck2 mod that removes 3D features (ex: The crown that signifies the capital is replaced with a 2D star) and a mod that flattens the map (becomes rather flat like Hoi4) I don’t remember the exact names of the mods, but they are very popular w/ positive reviews (for obvious reasons). It might not have an excellent aesthetic, but will hopefully give you enough FPS to wrap up the series. I hope that this suggestion came up to be helpful.
@theiridiumgamer52255 жыл бұрын
The best goddamn video you've made just for the simply reason that im Danish, and watching the entire earth turn Danish makes me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl
@lucasopsanb75105 жыл бұрын
Same
@FroggyMosh4 жыл бұрын
_*This girl was actually a Danish-Japanese schoolgirl._ _*Maybe this girl wasn't even a girl._ _*However, this girl still was a Japanese schoolgirl of one variety or another._
@CosmicFishFaced3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist, You are actually laugh an Evil Laugh
@pltkaiser92585 жыл бұрын
“There are many good countries they are giving to us; such as France...” Logic and realism *exited the stage*
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg35955 жыл бұрын
I mean they also put Italy there so it had died long ago
@livedandletdie5 жыл бұрын
You do realize, that he was sarcastic?
@pltkaiser92585 жыл бұрын
jojolafrite90 hello 👋
@pltkaiser92585 жыл бұрын
jojolafrite90 I mean AI France just surrenders when I take Paris.
@indradityasarkar5 жыл бұрын
@@jojolafrite90 It's just France gets invaded every time
@gandalf_thegrey3 жыл бұрын
As a German I can confirm Thorvald was the reason Hitler capitulated and shot himself. He couldn't live with that fact that Thorvald is out there to get him. Little did Adi know that death Is just a word for Thorvald and it doesn't matter where or in which state your body is. He'll get you.
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
He took Hitler's corpse and annihilated it. While people think Adolf ran off to South America or something, his body, mind, and soul were completely destroyed by Thorvald before the Allies got there.
@hateprilfools32645 жыл бұрын
America: All countries belong to us. Denmark: No
@Kernel805 жыл бұрын
Small Sounds u
@lucasopsanb75105 жыл бұрын
Small sound no us
@digitized_fyre5 жыл бұрын
Why is so much land just disappearing off of the map? Is there an ever expanding black hole off the northern coast of Germany or something?
@thnkng5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Spiff seems like he's doing a Drew Durnil, too. I didn't see him playing anyone.
@seanperkins77285 жыл бұрын
Well the shear power coming from Denmark created a black hole
@jaxusr2355 жыл бұрын
Sean Perkins What’s Denmark?
@tavasp4 жыл бұрын
Sean Perkins Denmark?
@autemsicarius5 жыл бұрын
How much sacrifices were made to make this video? Edit: I also want a full mod list
@livedandletdie5 жыл бұрын
Even without the mods, taking over the world as Denmark shouldn't be too difficult, it would be slow and arduous and when it's all done with, no one knows how to communicate anymore. Have you ever heard them speak, it's quite a horrendous noise escaping through their mouths.
@MohammadMohsenK2 жыл бұрын
@@livedandletdie can you say the mods name
@Lithrus_5 жыл бұрын
6:10 That's 60 THOUSAND km/h, or about half the speed of the Earth around the sun
@ColCoal5 жыл бұрын
"Germany is trying to take over the world!" >Coming from the largest empire in the world at the time >Coming from the largest empire in the world who was allied with the second largest empire in the world at the time >Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/5th of the habitable land on earth at it's peak >Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/3rd of the earth's population at it's peak
@lucklessrain8572 жыл бұрын
My first time drinking tea to a spiffing Brit vid and I feel as if I have the power of the queen coursing through me
@-Faris-5 жыл бұрын
3:55 - 4:00 **Distant inaudible Indian shouting**
@bryanpseno42035 жыл бұрын
The Lone Traveller lol
@EntropicMalevolence5 жыл бұрын
*Angry China noises*
@spynyi5 жыл бұрын
Im from china and i drink lots of tea.
@90lancaster4 жыл бұрын
Ethiopian Navy : "The Power of Imagination"
@keannaleelacamento14043 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahah
@bobthesir14675 жыл бұрын
5:26 - Denmark president declares that "The Spiffing Brit" KZbin channel isn't quite that good.
@EnjoyCocaColaLight4 жыл бұрын
Prime minister*
@yoavmor90025 жыл бұрын
13:42 *Republican* Italy *HAS A KING*
@FabioStuber5 жыл бұрын
0:45 tis music is actually from a very good game everyone should have played^^ (A hat in time)
@lolzort1235 жыл бұрын
I've only watched like 5 of these videos, this is the best thing I've ever found during my nightly youtube marathons. Thanks mate.
@BestSupportEUW4 жыл бұрын
"The Viking invasion 2; Boogaloo" 😂😂
@mindsprawl5 жыл бұрын
2:21 Good god *pauses video to get tea* *continues video feeling absouballylootley spiffing wot wot*
@zuikis121-5 жыл бұрын
What about having a tea with Ironside? They will surely give you a monster of a PC
@aztecgoldmontizuma5 жыл бұрын
2:20 Yes you convinced me to grab a cup of tea.
@mojmirheryan27205 жыл бұрын
8:41 at least Italy is behaving historically...
@metethenationalist27783 жыл бұрын
Records say that turkey drank more tea per year than anywhere on the world... Spiffing britt:maybe i am spiffing turk
@j.chiari42225 жыл бұрын
1:02 they actually just took 3 hours
@therandomguyyousawyesterda29555 жыл бұрын
1:21 wow..........thx for loving us
@maltevingborgnielsen72525 жыл бұрын
Me: Excuse me! I am danish, and denmark DOES exist... Spiff: Shit! I've been compromised. Time for plan B... *Nukes denmark* There we go...
@markus_k68475 жыл бұрын
Tak
@Lardum5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry. He's just salty about the 10th-11th century
@sarkzartz33135 жыл бұрын
Italians run away from wars because.thaey just watch the fight (they live the longest)
@garrett84085 жыл бұрын
Bruh, what are you talking about, I don't think of Britain when I think of tea, I think of the Boston Tea Party. God bless America
@lukesampson32945 жыл бұрын
When I think of America I think of AIDS. America is the homeland of AIDS.
@garrett84085 жыл бұрын
@@lukesampson3294 dude that's Africa
@disthingsuxyt82725 жыл бұрын
Helios no America lol
@2011theeddie5 жыл бұрын
the viking invasion two buu-galuu has begun.. best quote!
@zajet92275 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this since the first 100 stat man video in ck2
@andersthons5 жыл бұрын
DER ER ET YNDIIIGT LAAAND, DET STÅR MED BREDE BØGE
@Noahluja4 жыл бұрын
Det er fandme en smuk sang
@sarcasmal57445 жыл бұрын
*Comment questioning the historical accuracy of a super-overpowered denmark*
@sarcasmal57445 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit What is this 'Denmark' you speak of anyway?
@NEOMNIMON5 жыл бұрын
To where?
@NodzergHorde19975 жыл бұрын
They did conquer england
@bryanpseno42035 жыл бұрын
Sarcasmal never a issue!
@bryanpseno42035 жыл бұрын
Sarcasmal all hail the denmarki empire
@fr-tj5gb5 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit:Denmark doesn't exist! Bokoen1:Am I a joke to you?
@LunaTheFoxgirl5 жыл бұрын
As a dane, I'll say this was hilarious.
@terellchapman87375 жыл бұрын
12:58 😭😭 R.I.P the immortal stat Man
@andersbjerregaard62435 жыл бұрын
greetings from danmark, nice vid
@jhosioja3 жыл бұрын
"The Soviet Union has just occupied the entirety of Finland" Ah, cool. I like fantasy games.
@plssubscribe-i4s2 жыл бұрын
Kekw
@brodykladis81255 жыл бұрын
2:21 he finally grew up... its coffee
@samuelwilliams22664 жыл бұрын
thats not coffee thats tea with milk in it.
@brodykladis81254 жыл бұрын
@@samuelwilliams2266 you hear that sound? That was the joke flying over your head
@schittPosts1015 жыл бұрын
can you imagine taking a nap and waking up 6 hours later and having a full war go on that you missed
@thswinther5 жыл бұрын
Ohhh LoL ! Salutations from Denmark, good Sir - I was almost choking on my coffee 😂👍
@Crabelicious5 жыл бұрын
2:55 That was actually Stauning
@NicolsHere5 жыл бұрын
Hmm if I dont live in denmark, I must live in {REDACTED}
@Dreykano5 жыл бұрын
Well but turkey is drinking more tea than british
@conditusstilla52125 жыл бұрын
Glory to Denmark
@mayanbar3375 жыл бұрын
no it sucks he could pick a trash country like el salvador or venezuelam but he wanted to pick the trashies one from europe-asia
@thestigsdutchcousin4 жыл бұрын
12:06 "Spiff, you utter knob! How do you think this wil succeed?" "It just works, ladies and gentlemen."
@EliixGMaN5 жыл бұрын
Alright, this seals it. I'm subscribing! I'm going to grab my tea. Have a nice day, sir!
@Trev_on_quack5 жыл бұрын
Brit:(makes joke about country not existing) Finland:am I a joke to you
@haar10345 жыл бұрын
Come on man, dont be like that to the danes
@XaXaYT5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Denmark actually lost within 2 hours of being invaded.
@caringancoystopitum42245 жыл бұрын
He may be Danish, but at least he is not French. The Danish were smart enough not to fight for long. The French went into the war, fought for a few days or a bit more and then suddenly remembered that they are French (meaning, they capitulated) xD
@UnicornPastelPrincess3 жыл бұрын
When the Spiffing Brit tell you to go get a cup of tea. you go get a cup of tea, even if it's at 2:30am lol
@Ilposeidonll5 жыл бұрын
SPIFF IT ISN'T THE MID POINT OF THE VIDEO AT 2minutes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~
@Ilposeidonll5 жыл бұрын
Also I'd love to see if all Major Powers in the world had Godlike characters and see what would happen in a timelapse. Give Australia a Godlike person too! >:L
@hayokamikaze58962 жыл бұрын
Alas, the midpoint tea reminder being only 2 minutes in means that if someone were to put the teabag in the hot water at the start of the video, their first cup wouldn’t even be done yet.
@Jamgasm6755 жыл бұрын
There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
@GY-bd9bo4 жыл бұрын
vhat?
@calebansell8063 жыл бұрын
Behave.
@no_one_of_that_name_here4 жыл бұрын
2:28 following Spiffing's advice I stop here to make a cup of tea, comment and like. Wonderful channel to brighten up otherwise dull working days. Thanks Brit!
@raindrop74255 жыл бұрын
denmark exsist its just very tiny :( i mean we made legos
@neilgordge93605 жыл бұрын
pretty sure that was norway
@Kernel805 жыл бұрын
Liar Denmark is a conspiracy
@lucasopsanb75105 жыл бұрын
Dude I know we did but it killed sooo many people
@ilu90794 жыл бұрын
Yes, and everybody who ever had kids is traumatized because legos are worse than landmines. That’s just general knowledge.
@Sorenzo5 жыл бұрын
In Denmark, WWII was that ordeal where the Germans stole all our butter. And then we evacuated Danish Jews to Sweden when Hitler got tired of us complaining about the butter after a few years and replaced the government with Nazists. Ok, it also involved pork and grain, and political freedoms, but the above summary really does explain most of it. Apparently, the 6-hour battle for Denmark thing happened because some elite German soldiers were smuggled into Copenhagen in a cargo container, made their way to the royal palace and literally captured the king. If we hadn't surrendered, it would've taken the German tanks about 6 extra hours to roll through every town in the country.
@Sorenzo5 жыл бұрын
Also, Thorvald Stauning really was God. Greatest leader we've had. Started the welfare state.
@dubi36665 жыл бұрын
Im so proud to be a dane
@smirningoff47945 жыл бұрын
So I'm a new subscriber and I'm seriously enjoying this, I already started drinking tea
@InfiniteGatsu5 жыл бұрын
Can't be overpowered if you're not real
@anthropomorphiccarrot38035 жыл бұрын
I’ve been power watching ur videos and this is my 100th cup of tea
@friendsmasher5 жыл бұрын
Great vid keep it up
@mahatmagamgee18315 жыл бұрын
never excpected to drink so much tea watching you rampage
@pxnx5 жыл бұрын
which mods do you use? could you upload them to gdrive or so?
@ToroNero5 жыл бұрын
"When you think tea, who do you think of?" Even himself thinks about Turkey first :D
@denniskylling38875 жыл бұрын
Hey Denmark won VM in handball this year so it must be real
@strider045 жыл бұрын
All propoganda
@GregoryMarkowski5 жыл бұрын
You have seen 0 stat man, you have seen 100 stat man, now introducing 1 BILLION STAT MAN
@PeferG175 жыл бұрын
If I buy the Tea can I use it to throw a tea party... perhaps a harbor sized tea party? :D
@unusedaccountdonotreply6905 жыл бұрын
Please don't. I'm still miffed about the first one. And I am, quite unfortunately, American.
@Marcel22785 жыл бұрын
The power of 100 Stat man is so powerful its affecting your real life computer XD
@brookek31165 жыл бұрын
Someone should make a 100 Stat Man mod for Fallout 4
@EntropicMalevolence5 жыл бұрын
You don't really need to mod it, just use commands to give yourself 10 S.P.E.C.I.A.L on everything and all the perks. Then just make your character look like 100 Stat Man and you're good to go.
@zaiz60184 жыл бұрын
Yeah I can confirm this is what WW2 looks like in Danish history books
@LaceworkDreams5 жыл бұрын
tea belongs in the harbor
@OryxTheMadGod35 жыл бұрын
"bold words of someone in stabbing range"
@nomasan5 жыл бұрын
I forgot the tea, sire. You got me to stand up and get a cup of tea. And I‘m in a wheelchair! That says a lot about the power tea has
@shyferret99245 жыл бұрын
Bro.. ive been bingewatching ur videos on 2x speed...... ive thrown up 28 times because of the tea... send help..
@dominiclambert005 жыл бұрын
What If I'm British but don't like tea?
@denskjuldteverden_84935 жыл бұрын
5:40 så sandt det burte være Dansk!
@kyleeversfield82765 жыл бұрын
Have to be thankful for those tea reminders. Almost letting us brits down by not having one. Off to go get a cup (or three) of the great stuff.
@antonbay5385 жыл бұрын
>Danish like
@CaptainTittus5 жыл бұрын
I think you be throwing a tea at in the tea interlude of making you get tea, but only do your favorite tea preferably your own tea I would need
5 жыл бұрын
I guess i dont exsist
@catnerdadrian76015 жыл бұрын
Everyone during ww2: what are you doing here italy?
@Djin3482 жыл бұрын
Rest in power, Queen
@ArmoredGaming19905 жыл бұрын
Been on the Greyhound to San Diego for a day so can't have me a cup of tea, but as soon as I step foot in San Diego I will make two cups of tea for every video I watched
@tonytwinkletoes31495 жыл бұрын
What mod are you using spiff??
@wojciech95385 жыл бұрын
Syndyckalist tea
@UvThe1st5 жыл бұрын
Hi! New subscriber here, been binging your videos for hours and I don't think I've ever drunk so much tea, despite also being British. Huzzah!
@denmarkcountryball69795 жыл бұрын
Excuse me? Denmark actually exists and I am very triggered btw.
@jamstheshapeshifter5 жыл бұрын
Go back to your land of make believe you hocus pocus wizard!
@SABO_DB5 жыл бұрын
Troede det var Finland der ikke eksisterede :'(
@jamstheshapeshifter5 жыл бұрын
@@SABO_DB Også det
@DecibelAlex5 жыл бұрын
oh you mean Legoland?
@DecibelAlex5 жыл бұрын
@@SABO_DB Although it might seem like Finland doesn't exist, I can confirm it does. I'm in Finland right now, I think..
@whitewolfjames4 жыл бұрын
"Viking invasion 2: boogaloo" best fucking line ever
@elboesen48955 жыл бұрын
Der er et yndigt land Der står med brede bøge
@KaptainCnucklz5 жыл бұрын
Not a minute in and you're shitting on Italy. I love you.
@tylerdurden31535 жыл бұрын
Fake country mod
@jrhemlock29135 жыл бұрын
Dude, the entire British Empire was defeated by a bunch of people whose tea was taxed too much.