HOW TO BECOME POPULAR IN GEOMETRY DASH

[@GDColon]

*HEADS UP* Believe it or not, this video is satire. I know I was a little edgy and rude towards the GD community at some points, but in the end it's just me cracking jokes. I know this is about as reasonable as an excuse as "it's just a prank bro", but please, please don't take any offense over anything in this video. also: apparently youtube has a feature where you can upload the script and it'll automatically turn it to captions. i went a little off the script for this video so if the captions have a few mistakes that's why.

[@overratedyoutuber527]

GD Colon YESS new video! I’m a fan..

[@jiyzo]

I won't

[@Mainlander_Mentara]

Ok

[@miloyall]

@jo Seth GD hi old friend

[@LeeliDrawsLikeShit]

AHHH IM OFFENDED BY THE VIDEO I’M SIX AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE MATURE, I WILL TELL MY DAD ROBTOPDANZMENLEMONSVIPRIN ON YOU AND YOU WILL GET BANNED

[@JuniperGD]

I am personally offended

[@badarchive]

same

[@sgr7394]

1:00 me too

[@impurple8242]

Yeah, the music isn't from geometry dash

[@ToasterGD]

and no one cares, u PG 13 cow

[@blazor4033]

I am personally Defended

[@sdslayer100]

Catch me making my own video following these steps

[@badarchive]

I'll look out for it!

[@RRTR4Evr]

Your 3 steps: 1. Fingerbang-MDK 2. Change it to dash for legal reasons 3. Master the Power of editing and make some "quality content"

[@hubhx]

wheres the another fingerdash c0LOr Xd

[@dynamic833gd]

Update: it's going well

[@vexendelcarmen62]

Oh I will

[@CreativeUsernameHere]

"Nobody, NOBODY, leaves the GD community" Sounds like some kind of cursed game

[@wisegraycube]

it is.

[@sonjaslander6237]

nobody will ever stop 😡

[@LierAsXLIX]

Yeah, Everyone will be back when Geometry Dash 2.2. When the trend it's just about Geometry Dash update...

[@davizaum1105]

Zobros left geometry dash....

[@trueffetbysyqual]

I mange to leave it, when can i come back?

[@BluE68_]

Colon: don’t change your icon later on” EVW: hold my community shop

[@PoisonIvory088]

yeah

[@soda9573]

NANI?!?!?

[@devindavis5566]

Dont forget mulpan

[@fte6]

LMAO

[@datboiraz0r]

How's it going guys?

[@dash2700-1]

In the recent levels there's a level called "jake paul sucks"

[@GavHern]

Always.

[@caniget1ksubscriberswithno283]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@latios7364]

@@cameronroper6319 ur joking right?

[@317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq]

FortniteNot-So-Pro Gamer r/wooosh. I think. Also Fortnite is Dead we have Tetris 99 stop playing it.

[@imkemueltoo9750]

@@latios7364 yes he is lol

[@rhager842]

"Don't change your icon" Merg: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Anth0nyIsSussy]

Lol

[@mvvkingz]

merg wasnt a permanent gd youtuber

[@rhager842]

@@mvvkingz You never know, maybe he'll return in 2.2.

[@nectarium8760]

*Temp

[@rhager842]

@Hornet Gamer It will, eventually.

[@Geck]

1:10 this is literally what I did

[@JasePlays29]

Bro 1 like and no replies but a verified KZbinr??

[@Factswithturtle]

@@JasePlays29and a member too?!?!

[@JasePlays29]

@@Factswithturtlef

[@Factswithturtle]

@@JasePlays29 f

[@Maveumenu]

@@Factswithturtlef

[@tunafissh]

4:08 When you get a strike in bowling

[@zodycoder]

so true xD

[@aident7819]

1:00 **7

[@Ixune]

4:35

[@BalkanSkibidiSigma]

@@aident7819 0:59

[@Huseey]

GD punctuation > GD Colon

[@Toughfey]

He should get a name change.

[@Toughfey]

KZbin, special characters in names when? :p

[@vitamin227]

Punctuation for recording video.

[@Crynn]

RedHuseey smh cat icon

[@oldaccount5357]

Hello guys GdOldLatinLetter here

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

3:02 why just why? this is the most offensive picture!

[@elrepollopollo1483]

Its.so paimfull

[@butterfly1220-mbo]

*_WRONG PUSAB ALERT_*

[@abogdant]

wrong pusab. I cant look at it

[@LueIsBlue124]

3:03

[@chxppa1337]

so ugly

[@IGamer609]

4:07 I exploded of laughing here

[@themtv4496]

Me too

[@Kobe_Abogutal]

same

[@PigPigGamer]

2:11 Juniper is *triggered*

[@GDColon]

she was pretty miffed when i showed her this 8)

[@simplename6979]

Hey it is 2.11 in GMD

[@Duhpowah]

O

[@alikaisamazing3998]

xd can imagine

[@nevergonnagiveyouup291]

What level is that?

[@tartie1314]

5:40 I left the community once and i regretted it...

[@nishiko28]

tartie cupin i left the community for 2 years one time 2.1 took forever

[@espectador-]

@@cosmoistiiarchive5437 XD

[@gr8nessgd0767]

@@cosmoistiiarchive5437 And it is still not here yet sadly. :(

[@Dexzler]

Same

[@chromize8154]

4:09 looks like the bowling alley screens when you get a strike

[@50kdr]

Lol I’m the first to reply

[@costasnicodemou7987]

Lol I’m the second to reply

[@datboiraz0r]

Lol i'm the third to reply

[@n_r_8]

lol I'm the fourth to relpy

[@B.A.R.T_1.0]

Ś7R1k€

[@theAstarrr]

3:41 VSDC Free Video Editor. Unless you need to see the audio waveform / care about really fast exports, it's basically perfect in the free version and you get great control over everything. Went to move a clip to exactly 9.24 seconds in? Just type in that for the video start time in properties. Want to make an effect zoom in for exactly 1.5 seconds? Type it in. Want to move the video 4 pixels to the right? You can, etc etc.

[@yadooomi]

this is a joke video

[@I_Love_Llamas]

To change all your icons to black, you'd have to collect 30 secret coins and beat Clubstep in normal mode. You have to be pretty damn good to do that

[@olgahellstrom9362]

Im never gonna do that

[@recyclebin7645]

its not that hard anyway

[@deadvoxelx6042]

Already done

[@doggo_does_things]

or just hack them

[@ggwhippy]

done bruhhh

[@aweseome245]

3:27 5 mother? mother 5? we're still waiting on Mother 3, don't get ahead of yourself Edit: woah that's a lotta likes

[@GDColon]

we'll have to ask doug bowser now just isn't the same

[@PrankOrigami]

@@GDColon yup :( Actually kinda excited to see qhat he does

[@Ziegenhainy]

It was just cut of of mothe *demonetized*

[@halfeatenchicken1052]

O K E Y

[@jemuzu926]

am i the only one that realises it will likely be called earthbound 2 when it exists over here

[@Lemoncak3]

To be fair, you need a high IQ to understand the innerworkings of geometry dash youtube. The complexity of the masterful "exposal' video can never be simplified into something that the average person can comprehend and, the majestic top 10 requires full mastery of factors such as youtube to mp4 and basic editing can never be accomplished by the bottom low IQ dwellers of the youtube space. The god that is Nexus GD has bestowed upon the sacred knowledge before thou has't created this vido. His wise decisions of not tagging his videos and not interacting with his community and constant clickbait content truly is the epitome of what a GD youtuber can be. In my recognition of his higher powers, I disavow all whomstd do not have the skill necessary to partake innnnnnn such ventures. Only those whomstdddd have intellect may pursue the grandiose trade of GD youtubing. For WE ARE THE GODS OF THIS REALM!!!!!!!! Oof I probably took this joke too far.

[@arty59fl0ck5]

Exist GD oof

[@CnekYT]

I watched your channel since the beginning. Glad to help you on the way to your fame :)

[@JamAttack]

Nexus is honestly a lot better now (although I still don't see him interacting with his community much) but yeah, it is an art.

[@shadowserpent6798]

R/Iamverysmart

[@anonymusgnc8572]

I read whole this comment with your slow and low pitched unique voice. That was weird

[@themtv4496]

4:13 i dont know i cant stop laughing

[@Gulshanlifestyle]

Holy crap it's an actual website

[@s2erp5ent]

3:00 I wonder how much he suffered doing.. THAT.

[@GDColon]

It hurt

[@Caelestialquaesar]

:p

[@nessunmei4539]

@@GDColon oof

[@jsoc2424]

@GD Colon I bet it did. It hurt me just watching it.

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

@@GDColon i laughed so dang hard

[@jessewilliams8724]

0:32 Yeah that fifth result is pretty nasty

[@heatherroberson7907]

Umm COLONS CHANNEL DUDE U HAD TO RUIN THIS COMMENT SECTION FROM FANS DUDE STOP

[@haydex42]

@@heatherroberson7907 r/woooooooosh

[@legendrblx712]

@@heatherroberson7907 woooooosh

[@AuraRainbow]

@@heatherroberson7907 r/wooooooooosh

[@dTolled]

@@heatherroberson7907 r/woooooooooosh

[@itseasy_okiecokie]

Seriously, i removed the GD from my name and the results are NASTY! *GD Colon shows up*

[@rua7300]

EWWW SO NASTY

[@LatvijasRepublikabumba]

*Seems legit.*

[@cornexus1051]

SOOOOO GROSS (sorry GDcolon)

[@rocklefour79]

OOF

[@yellowmarkers]

Well you got 200 likes, I was 200th. Anyway I agree

[@fakemute6714]

The ending tho “Once a Dasher always a dasher” - GD Colon

[@jchang1999]

5:03 But getting the black color requires beating clubstep, which requires effort!

[@irian3x3]

True

[@cyclopiaman8217]

steam has a better reward

[@cyclopiaman8217]

i use mobile

[@mattrivera2429]

Either your bad or your bad clubstep isnt that hard

[@joles8]

Matt Rivera That’s the joke

[@PrivateGD]

4:07 *KZbin GD Kids in a nutshell*

[@videogamer5468]

3:27 I’m literally laughing my ass off at this

[@pngZN]

lmao

[@jacobkingrobo]

FIVE MOTHER-

[@Fooze9616]

Got it? Sweet!

[@r8yyan450]

Now record all the footage you need for the video,or just youtube mp4 it.

[@belenparra887]

Next... we edit

[@TigerTask3]

2:31 I...approve...this message...

[@alphaamoeba]

How to be Partition: -Add Lennys for no reason -Base your videos titles on just some parts of the level -NOOBITION

[@itstherealdaniel5006]

AlphaAmoeba lol

[@tropixyzrp2k173]

+worktowrong :)

[@vuice6601]

Most importantly, put XLLLLL in every vid you make

[@kimberlywilson6428]

0:11 I'm GD..-_-...Punctuation

[@cyclicproductions9941]

0:10

[@womp47]

you watched the video too?

[@kjrayofficial]

Colon!

[@bunkley923]

next he should say I'm gd digestive system organ

[@yaoisthebest]

E punctuation 0:11

[@marblemosque]

how to be popular: use the cat icon period

[@thmasbelfast6854]

*Neko icon

[@lilbunny8936]

I use the cat icon but I’m not popular at all

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

I use the "master" icon.

[@mossixgd2710]

Cat icon is the best

[@krio1267]

Im PartiCat Parti but cat

[@bundile2261]

2:58 you forgot "WTF MODE ?????%" "OMG MODE 9999999999999%"

[@Iuhmao]

How to become popular: USE THE CORRECT PUSAB FONT #pusabpolice

[@badarchive]

ngl im with you on that one dude

[@nekopawsuril]

tbh

[@OmegaFalcon]

Mommy did you see me! I made it in a Colon vid for 1 second!

[@woomy4839]

Mom: Wow son! How amazing now lemme cringe at it!

[@GDColon]

THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM

[@alphaamoeba]

I saw you, aah the nostalgia at GD Legends The Thread

[@acvipp451]

If I heard that I would shit myself. "I made it in a colon video"

[@penguinlover9763]

5:41 nobody leaves the geometry dash community For Fortnite Like if u think geometry dash is better than fortnite

[@geometrydashcarrotmasterer7196]

GD IS 999999999999999% BETTER THEN FORTNITE!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

[@katamari_]

GD is almost even better than Minecraft in my opinion

[@Akiloxa]

Fortnite is better than gd

[@geometrydashcarrotmasterer7196]

@@Akiloxa No GD Is Better then Fortnine Check my GD Post

[@stoopidfast9750]

Nikku Honate almost. Thank god.

[@psemc6298]

i remember unironically trying this when this video came out. at least i was happy back then. “gd frizzy”

[@xoni3612]

Now I feel really bad for using the cat Icon

[@iits.raining]

Same

[@imjelp]

@@iits.raining its strange that you both are drawings

[@catwithshotgun1571]

Me too... I like cat. But people think i copy it

[@imjelp]

@@catwithshotgun1571 i accidentally copy red hussey icon once lol

[@knovviesta6109]

Jesse Halberd it’s ok

[@mr.dolphin_muzzle]

I love how he called 8 YEAR OLDS toddlers

[@RickSandwichRoll]

Because you pretty much are.

[@mr.dolphin_muzzle]

@@RickSandwichRoll im not 8....

[@starify1829]

@@RickSandwichRoll he's not 8

[@Qbxyz-_l]

Everyone not 8 i mean wth with the clickbait because he clickedbait us including geometry dash youtuber..😵

[@RickSandwichRoll]

@@Qbxyz-_l You aren't helping his case here.

[@thesalsaguy4395]

3:35 Wait Colon has arms?

[@FBIchan]

Surprising

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

Oh brother

[@turbomunks5563]

0:50 i though that was a spider

[@Rose_Tinted1]

0:04 Gd Colon: Do you enjoy making videos for your fans? Me: Wait, I have fans?

[@dpadderz8671]

man, if you don't have fans, I would lend u some in the summer. You'd be overheating without your fans. oh, and, yeah, I guess I can be ur fan

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

I will be your fan

[@freckles3100]

0:33 colon: the search result are disgusting. Me: sees gd colon on the list.

[@krio1267]

yes

[@faultybaguette9154]

g o t t e m

[@Npfifyfour_]

You know colon is a punctuation:::::: beside he made a video why his name is colon

[@GamerRobYT]

@@Npfifyfour_ he was playing his ds on a road trip and named his character colon

[@ntsazazel]

Yeah those 3 letters at the start of my name used to be different. Escape is possible, but only if no one gives a shit to begin with.

[@Cyancloud13]

5:41 that’s why I’m a multi-gaming Channel Edit: you caught me, I’m a Geometry Dash youtuber now

[@unvoxingvideo]

0:31 "seriously i removed the gd from my name and the results were NASTY" gd colons channel pops up nasty

[@jathaniel_does_shit]

I mean… You’re not wrong…

[@Flaaroni]

This is so accurate, if I actually followed this I would've become relevant much sooner. Guess I'm a bad youtuber for not following it

[@elistudt7860]

Yeah I'm like "What the Freak" ;)

[@DailyStreamerCutss]

How to be popular in Geometry dash! Step one: download a hack. Did it worked?

[@VileFGC]

Step 2 get exposed Step 3 make apology video Step 4 become famous from the apology somehow

[@purpleblazegd]

speech 100

[@eagletgriff]

Noobas: yes

[@twelve222]

No

[@salnofire90]

MaleV.: :3 Tell me more famous gd hackers..

[@WaterCathaa]

Colon: NOBODY can get out of the GD Community 8-bitryan: Hold my Beer

[@squidynamite]

« Nobody, NOBODY leaves the geometry dash community » Just Shapes And Beats: *I TRIPLE DOG HECKING DARE YOU*

[@FredDoesStuff0423]

Hayden TehKid | Deltarune: Hold my chaos.

[@nishiko28]

Hayden TehKid *cough cough* flub *cough*

[@sneakytump4775]

I agree

[@RYFT0R]

_man i will never leave jsab community_ *NEVER*

[@RobTopFreak]

...

[@MaskFaceStup1dP4nc4kes]

Money: **(It's free real state)**

[@---yd1vk]

I’m smelling someone about to get wooooshed here

[@anhirochan]

U need ur E

[@jesusgaming1967]

???

[@DontUseUrToilet]

@@---yd1vk ok I’ll do it to you R/woooosh

[@espiedote1063]

wow

[@garfeltrealtbh]

“The whole community is toddlers!” Me: then the whole undertale community is BABIES

[@imdaimi]

9 babies.

[@spaggo7095]

This comment right here just proves his point

[@alwintka]

rabies

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

Then what community is adults?

[@sx3phiI]

@@hamburgerhamburgerv2 nothing! :D

[@utaf]

Colon: you should be popular in a week or two. me: WELL I LEFT FOR A MONTH

[@welcomematt6342]

Colon: nobody leaves the gd community Flub: hold my beer

[@nishiko28]

somefestiveidiot nobody leaves the gd community flub: *observe* flub: (some time later) nvm

[@eyeayeneyeayen]

somefestiveidiot optical: I have a beer too!

[@razeguy9639]

Riot:Hold my beer

[@oldacc2433]

Hold my vodka

[@rebthesergal3110]

Hotball1

[@sidewalk__]

5:43 I agree. I tried to leave once and my friends pulled me back in after a year (luckily it was easy to do so, I didn’t have to pay to reinstall the full version of GD)

[@speed-demon8060]

Yeah, but why would you want to leave, Geometry Dash is a fun game, even if you have to grind, there is nothing like the feeling of beating a level you've put hours into.

[@notpea]

@@speed-demon8060 because you know, people get bored of stuff

[@BlackTrafficone]

@@speed-demon8060 because It can Make ur Wanna Die :)

[@goober130]

"Everyone will be upset if you change it later on." Colon you changed your icon before, you didn't always have ultimate ToE 2.

[@shinoftilsadig.565]

But it was so far away into the last no pepole remember it.

[@shinoftilsadig.565]

past*

[@goober130]

@@shinoftilsadig.565 yeah. I agree. I don't even agree with myself anymore lol.

[@TheDanielShowGD77]

Thanks for the tips GD Cologne!

[@kristiono112]

3:03 When kids see blast processing

[@LeyvanB]

Yea why is it hard for kids its easier than cant let go for me lol

[@Chizzel_]

I’m 8 and it feels like a normal-

[@themasterbee]

Im a kid and beated 8 demons

[@real.dm_gd]

@@themasterbee Im kids and i beat 11 demons

[@manaphyyy]

Blast Processing should be rated like 3/4 stars its so easy XD

[@sweppic]

He made a legit tubular9. I subbed!

[@ultimatechiller]

Instructions unclear, became a famous twitcher

[@Jesuslovesyou-2715]

Hold up no one’s replyed let me fix that-

[@inesnobre2703]

Guide (2024 edition) Step 1:upload gd shorts for 7 nanoseconds Step 2:you now have 50 million billion subscribers, congrats

[@xkerfuffIe]

3:34 Colon’s icon: Oh brother. **Covers eyes** Me: ICONS DO NOT HAVE *_-ARMS-_*

[@lazerthecrazycorruption8551]

Lol it reminded me of cube from shapes and beats

[@xkerfuffIe]

omg ur jsab? me too! FLOWERS OF ANTIMONYYYYYYY

[@lazerthecrazycorruption8551]

@@xkerfuffIe FINAL BOSS😆

[@lazerthecrazycorruption8551]

@Emma’s Birdtopian Account indeed

[@kronost06]

More like having smaller squares as hands

[@eagletgriff]

Colon: Are you a gd youtuber? Me: Uh... no..? Colon: "Uh, ye-" Me: *H O L D U P*

[@Tripower443]

5:36 F to pay respects to Flub

[@gmdyinabd9725]

Lol

[@kr4qqen127]

F

[@nevermind3546]

5:43 That's funny, what about Michigun?

[@caramelp0pcorn]

Colon:Nobody leaves Geometry dash.Ever. Zylenox : how about i do anyway?

[@starkar91]

Sad but relatable

[@thee8511]

So true

[@mrsweetone512]

You can quit but not change games

[@T.Ttt.tT.t.TT..Tt.t.TtT.T..T.t]

flub

[@iceyzz3gd634]

Lol

[@adieuing]

"people will be upset if you change your icon" Many youtubers: *changes icon*

[@sprinkletinkle780]

Colon: When you delete the GD from my name the results are nasty! *things about organs appears and at the last second his channel appears* Me: *click* *_Noice 👌_*

[@BananaYTS]

Nobody leaves the gd community! Him uploading a vid abt terraria

[@Unknown68D]

Man, after watching this, I now realize that I have so much to learn when it comes to really broadcasting myself out there in this community. It's time I change my ways henceforth & work my way towards GD Glory once & for all! Hey, that could be my totally hip, radical, & super swanky name! Thankiez! Seriously though, I can't wait until you reach 100k subscribers! I know you're a little freaked out at the moment from the huge transition into a massive channel, but just remember that a new milestone does not have to break old traditions! You'll always be our favourite punctual friend no matter what the number! You've worked up so hard for this! Now it's time to cherish the moment! You deserve everything! 💙🧡

[@nepurple5955]

this got me laughing really hard you said everything so casually, not even trying to make it sound sarcastic even though it obviously was and that made it so much funnier

[@PixelsNBeatsYT]

So GD Colon says NOBODY leaves the Geometry Dash community Also GD Colon: plays Minecraft (Vegetarian Challenge and Bedwars) and Terraria

[@MacroPixel]

3:34 why did that animation make me so uncomfortable

[@NorielBenMiel]

Probably because of the hands

[@4shi10]

MacroPixel hands cubes do not have hands

[@MacroPixel]

www.dictionary.com/browse/rhetorical-question

[@rynnzii]

it was rlly cute to me

[@pumpthereal5802]

what did rubrub say when he could join a star wars movie may the hexagon force be with you

[@kirbylover_6]

Classically funny

[@jctubezzz]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

Get out or i will call security to hexagon force you out

[@rpholtz16]

@@CopyTheVoidEntity lel

[@Lukas-cf1kl]

Colon: Nobody leaves the geometry dash community Nacho21: hold my beer

[@soda9573]

>_>

[@BiscotMario]

Riot: Aight, Imma head out

[@FustinJields]

Hold my nachos

[@makronie9894]

Juniper: haha among us go brrrrrrr

[@tggamez1165]

Huh...

[@darkbrawlstars4669]

Colon: "You're stuck with this icon" Evw: *spits out milk*

[@LavaGoldRush25]

3:19 * megalovania starts to play *

[@datrandomdude101]

megalovania you say? More like clubsteplovania

[@Rainier214]

Guys keep it at 16 likes, if you go to a Megalovania video, there’s a ton of 0:16 comments.

[@abigfatboi3971]

As a small GD youtuber I can safely say that this helped me a lot.

[@Jomethplant]

But u got no vids up..

[@jaygdthefillipino7660]

@@Jomethplant yeah he doesn't have any

[@Galaxy_World]

Ur not a ytber if u have no vids

[@niuwuchu]

pretty sure its a joke lol

[@Galaxy_World]

@@niuwuchu prob

[@alfy01]

Is Juniper is Colonelle?

[@AiMinion]

0:32 colon cancer Doctor: what's the reason you have colon cancer? Me: because. I love gd cologne

[@Potato-vs7mw]

you wanna know the true way to become popular make a really dumb "like if" comment and get tons of likes for no reason

[@sweetpato6617]

like if this is true

[@badarchive]

like if like if comments are dumb

[@GDColon]

press if you you think that people who make comments like these should be removed from the planet 👇

[@acemeander]

True

[@badarchive]

​ like if you've already seen these comments with the point down emoji before

[@CowyC]

Looking forward to your 100k subs or that check circle that appears on comments Also subbed to GMD tubular9 100k good job Have u got a play button? Voice reveal please

[@embreadiment]

Yes, I hope he has/does all these stuff too.

[@LemonyPep]

Good editor: Hitfilm Express, it’s free and just watch a tutorial to get rid of the watermark.

[@gingerninja704]

Everyone knows that If you use hit film you use the endlevel method smh

[@LemonyPep]

@@gingerninja704 wut

[@LemonyPep]

@@gingerninja704 nope, i only have the volume and headphone thing.

[@gingerninja704]

@@LemonyPep it was a joke

[@LemonyPep]

Gary Rochester watermark, also pay to rid the watermark.

[@Branimir55]

I used that cat icon because I like cats! 5:43

[@ineed.vanillacake]

“Because the whole community is toddlers they couldn’t care less!” Me: “But you’re not a toddler are you?”

[@zapthebird8141]

I think the word he was looking for is fanbase, mainly the children who’s stupid parents won’t let them buy a $2 game.

[@ineed.vanillacake]

ZIH87 /JB_JOEF Lol, that makes sense

[@Shivver]

I'm a teen

[@ineed.vanillacake]

I’m a tween ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@pangolinh]

im a troubled adolescent

[@sumple5601]

GD Colon: "nobody, nobody leaves the GD community" *Michigun: Hold my triple spike* (Comment made before his death)

[@mysingingmonstersfan1023]

Dorabae: Leaving intensifies

[@FustinJields]

DorabaeLeaving1 my new series!

[@chickentechno2114]

I won't leave because I'll trip over the triple and die

[@faultybaguette9154]

Lul

[@filipfilip1507]

I hope somebody realises that this was before Michigun died and the comment wasn't supposed to disrespect Michigun /\/\/\ : , (

[@kingrei9014]

5:24 Nobody: Level name: JAKE PAUL SUCKS

[@01X23]

u killed me

[@hell9180]

Jake Paul is shit

[@slxde19]

Hell facts.

[@Elfilinfan]

r/uselessnobody

[@jinxyjangle]

Nobody leaves the GD community *alive*.

[@nyahahahahahahahahaha]

0:37 Colon, this isn't satire and humour. This is actual advice.

[@dpadderz8671]

Man, I hope that I don't get captured. I'm not a human, I'm a flower, so maybe I'll be lucky!

[@Sholekk]

01:00 that is the icon that I use because I like cats xD. Oh and.. you selected the colour orange. Much coincidence

[@daac1876]

Lets be real. Colon and Juniper= the best ship ever

[@JkC2217]

Coloniper?

[@eniarol4191]

@@JkC2217 omg xd

[@JkC2217]

@Lilly the kitty *spits out the water while drinking* WHUT?!

[@xanderprincess]

Colon: Quit So You Can Get Subscribers Colon Later: No One Leaves The Gd Comunity

[@KentaurusGD]

I like how you add arms on your Icon it looked cute :)

[@riioorii]

Once a dasher, always a dasher. - GD Colon 2019 Now THIS is quality content....

[@yb9236]

2:51 Ya that was tOtaLy a ‘Step Further’

[@Starzy_SVK421]

5:40 Jokes on you mate, already left the GD community (got bored because the game got boring to me, heck, even the updates themselves take too long.). So I proved you wrong on that, I won't go back to the GD community again, believe me.

[@shadez2999]

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR IN GEOMETRY DASH | GD Colon

[@Diduilitm]

The legend is born, the oh so fabulous GMD Tubular9, which beat the world record on all levels, and synced sea shanty with seven seas!

[@nicolassalvitti]

3:02 AAAGGHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THE WRONG PUSAB

[@imsophie3137]

0:27 you can change your username ive changed it once and it worked. firstly go to setting and go to account. then click on more and manage account. then log in and change username. after that, refresh login by typing your new username and passwork and you changed your username. it works for me so it will for you

[@localloser_idk]

2:39 Me: Time to call the Pusab Police!

[@trake4440]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/anndmo1prr93gLs

[@sheevpalpatine5595]

Here