How To Cheat Life - Trials Fusion w/ Nick

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[@carmenworrall358]

ACTUALLY, as a Pittsburgh native who has lived here for my whole life, what we do is you put a chair outside and it means that is your reserved parking space. Some people use trash cans, but whenever going to Sheridan or Squirrel Hill, it is MUCH more common to see just a chair sitting next to in the street in front of someone’s house

[@seasong7655]

But even on a bicycle you have more storage than on your Ford GT

[@MidnightPhoenix07]

seasong Even in a fanny pack, you’d have more storage than on his Ford GT

[@2neutrino]

@@MidnightPhoenix07 fanny

[@zwch_]

14:36 Jardon you fool, you hit your head on the platform!

[@grivar]

Don't be a little [DEMONITISED], I curl motorcycles.

[@ruud2112]

Can't wait when they gonna talk about the new pokemon detective movie and the Mr. MIME character lol

[@kaidenmcintosh6293]

I only watch these for their random conversations lmao

[@Thezapman1]

SolarPlays Nothing Trials Podcasts, funny, cool and interesting conversations with simple background gameplay

[@BobBob-ij9jm]

F1 car precise front, back wing, ducts, and aerodynamic body. Vortexes to control bad air coming from spinning tires and a low pressure area under the car so the atmosphere presses down on the car. = one spoiler on a Honda

[@jollyrogers408]

Okay, I keep hearing 'I'm gonna build a Bionicle. I'm gonna build a Bionicle.' like he's going to do it. I want to watch that! Please don't block tease me, Jardon!

[@michaelrannals8942]

I totally agree Nick!! First bionicle movie all the way!!

[@ramiles35]

We do it too in Chicago, but only in the winter.

[@Jeremazing13]

I actually have a bunch of Bionicles I have some of those ones where you can open up the face in swap the rubber face out and when you press the button the head moves back and forth and I have some of the regular more static ones that are like Transformers

[@memth02]

YEEEE I HAVE THEM TOO Plus the movie is good, my testosterone must be through the ROOF

[@Jeremazing13]

@@memth02 I have never seen the movie I'm not into that type of a thing I just loved the toy when I was younger

[@memth02]

Jeremazing honestly the movie was made with 2004 CGI, it was way less cool than the toy. I still have my Bionicles in my own room (along with all of my LEGOs too). It’s too bad bionicles burned out after a while, it was a good concept.

[@kiernanwood7867]

3:30 yup it does weaken your immune system, but the people who are super careful all the time do seem to get sick less. Just in my experience

[@frozenpine1781]

That “wear gloves” moment has been completely normalized now lol

[@matijahorvat8246]

I was seriously disappointed when you said you don't know Nanny Fine... but you redeemed yourself with knowing Monk... xD

[@williambewley7948]

You can pick up motorcycles, I have a crf250r, it is heavy af, but can still lift it up and carry it

[@alexlewis5010]

Im not seein the bionicle stream on twitch, did he actually do it already??

[@lvpos3idonvl329]

I cant seem to either

[@jeremydirksen6794]

He did it an hour or 2 ago

[@ddc7706]

There are few places in Wisconsin that I’ve been to that have meters. It’s mostly just free indefinite street parking as long as your not in a no parking zone

[@mitthegod5503]

It's sad when your main channel gets less views than your side channel.. When your main has 10,000,000+ subs.. Please just return gaming and everything for like a week to your normal channel.. It says captainsparkles.. Not captainsparkles no gamer.. PLEASE SEE THIS AND NOT IGNORE IT!

[@AlagomSwede]

03:37 It's quite hard to say because it depends on the actual pathogen and its virulence factors, but in general: A person who avoids contact has a smaller transient flora which reduces the risk of pathogens getting inside their body. However, every time you get a managable infection your naive lymfocytes not only produce effector cells but memory cells as well. These memory cells have receptors for the specific antigen which bypasses the whole activation process, which could take weeks, to immediately produce antigen-specific immunoglobulin. Essentially, as far as I can tell, the risk of getting infected is reduced but if an infection takes hold it's likely to last longer and have a greather effect on the body.

[@Howtheheckarehandleswit]

9:26 I live in a place where literally everyone with a car has a driveway. Seriously, I know several people who live in apartments here that have driveways.

[@animestatic8493]

JORDAN! don't say indefinite parking. :) (in cali) 72 hours max is the law before your vehicle has to be moved. (This message brought to you by Judge Dredd) :P Although I feel you may be a sports bike kind of guy a cruiser is what I recommend. I love my Stryker :D

[@Engineer682]

I went to china once and had some left over currency that looked like quarters and used it for school lunch, the guy didn't even bat an eye

[@T.W.I.M.C]

11:00 it looks like his rear wheel flips around when he lands

[@joew.4073]

It would be approximately $126.75 to keep a car in a parking meter for 30 days with 10 yen coins, as opposed to $360, assuming it was supposed to be one quarter per half hour. Great way to get your car impounded tho. Also the math was literally just basic multiplication, soooo it's not something that's st all difficult.

[@jpb133]

Wrong. 10 yen is worth less than a cent, it would be way less than $126.75

[@ShauntSerelu]

I think using 10 yen coins to pay parking meters in LA is about $4 more expensive per day than using a cheap storage unit. Probably cheaper than any unit specialized for vehicles.

[@customdripaz8210]

This really aged well cause I am wearing gloves everytime I go into a place now during this pandemic lmf

[@admechhat1551]

There are places in my hometown where you can only pay for parking with an app. Can cancel if you booked for to long or extend if I am running out, pretty great. And there are some places where you can use credit card/app, but coins? Those are getting rare.

[@badgitsy]

Hold the throttle than spam the break button when your trying to lift yourself up a edge.

[@iamtheb33nana12]

Where I live at we have Driveways you no like a driveway that you can fit 7 cars in

[@spectralsupernova77]

What about a build of Ianite one block a day until completion???!!

[@daners622]

I'm gonna have to find me some 10yen coins. Meters on campus are a racket

[@questmustang2702]

When did he do the bionicle stream? or has he not done it yet?

[@SlyMcfly]

Best intro ever None

[@CodenameGamerzz]

10:12 FORKING SHORTS JORDAN

[@harrisonwilkinson1239]

Hey you're from Santa Barbara!!??? I live there to! Where'd you go to highschool

[@thewinterizzy]

What’s the tl;dr reason for Jordan live streaming him building a bionicle?

[@BaconpantsII]

Now you can do this, and wearing gloves won't be weird.

[@LukeLockwood]

I post a clip of mianite every day until Jordon starts season 3

[@outplayedmk]

Classic Jostumblingatthefinishlinean

[@TheWeltandmelt]

youd get japanese yen online, just have to buy it and then wait for it to arive

[@DFZD1337]

I’ve been wondering this for ages but is nick the psycho from mind hunter? He looks and sounds very similar..

[@Jeiness]

Yes

[@cass8687]

Are we talking Pittsburgh PA or some other Pittsburgh bc don't even get me STARTED on how awful parking is everywhere in Pittsburgh PA. My college is downtown and doesn't have it's own lot so my friends that commute all have to suffer the pain of paying both tuition and parking garage/lot/street prices to go to school

[@macoffeeprettypie]

A ten yen coin is actually closer in value to a dime than a penny. 1 yen is about 1 cent

[@TBirdThe15th]

I will breathe once a day until jardon breathes

[@austinfilby1122]

I, as a Pittsburgh native, can verify the garbage can parking

[@badgitsy]

For me it's weird to have to pay to park your care. Everywhere I've lived you just park where parking is available.

[@that1person643]

In almost 6 years of driving, I've probably used 2 parking meters

[@ericdenison8649]

If you can’t get a ten yen coin. You can always get a washer.

[@tonyflorez6207]

Chuck E. Cheese token is a dollar out here in Riverside California

[@krise99391]

Vending machines in LA don't take credit cards? That's like, ancient technology.

[@ghetis396]

Not gonna lie, if Nick actually had that Instagram I would make an account solely to follow it

[@lyndina2667]

Jardonian SWORE! Lol how often does he actually say the words!

[@Jeremazing13]

He says the s word and the d word fairly often when playing trials

[@deriknewtonrayofember5488]

It’s okay Jordan I’m stationed in Okinawa japan 😂, if you need the yen let me know

[@Bootylettuce]

They should have a podcast together

[@SamScott55]

Guys, you would freak out about parking in the UK

[@bradyf513]

Ianite season 1

[@blizzardtheicegamer147]

one yen is a little less then on cent so a ten yen is like eight cents

[@stevenmclennan1953]

Funny how a track called "One Shot" has no checkpoints.

[@NevaehReiSandz]

Jardon... an 100¥ coin is equal to about $1, so you’d actually be spending more, not less.

[@EtherWolf2459]

So using a 10 yen coin every day will cost about $10.20 per month per car and this is without exact measurements or having to ship them so yeah Edit: this is based off of the local meters in my area of a quarter is an hour of parking

[@iancrozier7630]

10 ¥ is more like a dime

[@haobo_zhang]

Unfortunately, 10 yen is roughly 10 cents, not a penny, so it's a 2.5x money save rather than 25x

[@chikaraguy337]

A 10 yen coin is about 8 cents

[@krisjanisgercans9403]

GG, Pewds got more subs than KZbin movies!!!

[@ToaCoy]

and now I must see what he has done, also as a major bionicle fan I get ya people take it too far. Granted we go from Island in danger to some Lovecraftian nightmare stuff

[@qualitytrash2257]

Ten yen is ten cents

[@ObscureSwan]

Dang, missed the Bionicle Stream

[@gdx3phos434]

check it out on the Jordan bionicle channel

[@logannault246]

Im calling jardon bi-not-cle now.

[@willemschipper7736]

it'll probably cost you around 1-2 USD per day

[@brandon0109]

65 is madrinas

[@williamfitzgerald1976]

“But California is the best state”

[@alphathehedgehogx96]

William Fitzgerald you will never hear a Californian say that and I'd like to be directed to any who do say that

[@Yobleck]

10 yen = 9 cents, not a penny...

[@jacooplax]

My penny is equal to a quarter 4sk m3 h0w XD

[@belgumdire8314]

10 yen is basically 9 cents you dingle

[@Russelluprocks]

Go to the bank........ -_-

[@boatman9181]

hi

[@cnikes11]

Nick’s fitness insta is NFENtniss

[@brianfelts138]

Bring trollcraft back

[@shadomaster5980]

If you want ssundee and Crainer to do Trollcraft the first step would be getting them back into Minecraft

[@walkermartin2002]

Auto-Crossfit

[@imr.rhompersi5670]

Hehe 60

[@jpb133]

Jordan I understand if you want to remove spam from your subreddit but you cant just ban all bionicle posts, that is a level of communism not even Stalin would dare escalate to

[@spectralsupernova77]

Who else got the Adrian Monk reference

[@elizabethmcwhorter3445]

monk is a classic.

[@darkdeviousdevil5706]

Guy that only drank one water bottle brand and would remove one ball from a newton's cradle to make it even, how could I forget?

[@cole58b57]

Fifth

[@LITTLEBRAT775081]

sparkles u know nothing of motorcycles . I suggest staying away from topic like you do politics.

[@Jeremazing13]

You should never do the things Jordan so that the person making the videos on the subreddit has to do it over and over and over again for ever since you will never do it

[@jollyrogers408]

Okay, I keep hearing 'I'm gonna build a Bionicle. I'm gonna build a Bionicle.' like he's going to do it. I want to watch that! Please don't block tease me, Jardon!