"A bigger one will mean that you generally finish quicker"
@cup_and_cone8 жыл бұрын
must be talking about female riders...
@aMwWSpHhHdn27 жыл бұрын
amen to that.
@adelgado89175 жыл бұрын
One minute man🤔
@HenriqueOliveira-of5er5 жыл бұрын
kkkk That's what she said
@zdravo44 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MrCube178 жыл бұрын
That intro was ridiculous boys
@gcn8 жыл бұрын
Thanks.
@liamkeenan33818 жыл бұрын
Agreed 😄
@leechristie8 жыл бұрын
Loving your work boys, comedy gold :)
@richardm96888 жыл бұрын
+MrCube17 I felt I was watching a Carry On film then, after that intro with that inuendo!
@junelopez95206 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAAAA
@greendeane18 жыл бұрын
I use which ever someone else remembered to bring.
@seskwuhpuhdaylian8 жыл бұрын
if you are still pumping after 4 hours, see a doctor
@matthewlam59087 жыл бұрын
seskwuhpuhdaylian I get the joke man, comment of the year
@dangernoodle83767 жыл бұрын
seskwuhpuhdaylian yeah
@roblucchetti29937 жыл бұрын
Win!
@Film_Fog7 жыл бұрын
Watching this with grandmother was a little awkward as I didn't expect it to be full of sexual innuendos, although she giggled all the way through!
@thumperjdm6 жыл бұрын
It would've been more awkward if grandmother had told you her preference on size!! ;-)
@celovekobicnii23436 жыл бұрын
Jack Frost, You grandmother is awesome!
@billybull74195 жыл бұрын
Ya. You were definitely watching with your grandmother
@robertdoerr30288 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! I cannot believe you both were able to get through the introduction. Great video!
@patrickbisogno14418 жыл бұрын
look at bloopers 4 they couldn't!!!
@ethansloss68548 жыл бұрын
+Robert Doerr in the intro originally si was going to be next to dan but they has to split them up because si couldnt stop giggling.
@ewankersey26968 жыл бұрын
The inuendos are unreal ahahahahaha.
@BMontellano8 жыл бұрын
This video is further proof of why I keep watching GCN produced videos. You guys make things so easy to understand, and you are funny to boot! Cheers to the GCN boys!
@chuchuchip3 жыл бұрын
I swear by the Lezyne Sport Drive HP Hand Pump. From experience, this pump works very well for a road bike. Pumped up a tire fast enough, not racing, without much effort. Loved the flexible hose (saves the valve) & it is compact. Comes in 2 lengths, under water bottle mounting & different finishes. Other version I use on my grocery getter is the Topeak Road Morph G Pump. This bike mount pump is large, about 1/2 the top tube length, has a in line air gauge, Handle & foot peg fold out, pumps up tire without a large effort. Has come in handy many times for me away from my floor pump.
@jordywilliams8 жыл бұрын
you shouldn't put a pump (or anything hard, like a phone) in your back middle pocket. if you fall, you don't want those items near your spine.
@elmin23238 жыл бұрын
I've never fallen off in years of riding
@MultiMates78 жыл бұрын
+elmin2323 your not pushing hard enough then
@calcutta18 жыл бұрын
+elmin2323 knock on wood (lølzz)
@AlexandarHullRichter8 жыл бұрын
+Lane Williams Heard about that one. Sad story...
@glennoc85858 жыл бұрын
+Lane Williams I don;t even like my phone in my back pocket.
@evoski33 жыл бұрын
The number of laughs that were stifled in order to get this video filmed and uploaded is amazing.
@DavidRNAU8 жыл бұрын
That first thirty seconds was epic......'size really does matter', 'but bigger is not always necessarily better', 'so if you've got a big one which you find hard to conceal', 'if you've got a small one, no matter how hard and how long you go at it, just doesn't get the job done', 'So lets have a frank and honest conversation, which pump should you buy"
@sakurakhadag Жыл бұрын
Thank you for that race! Really puts mini pumps in perspective
@minidini108 жыл бұрын
My saddle bag has 1 tube, 1 CO2 cartridge, 1 multitool, a patch kit, 1 tire lever, 1 master link, a $20 bill and an old sock used as a rag. I also have a frame pump on my water bottle cage mount. If I have a sportive or will be riding solo long distance, I toss a 2nd tube in a pocket. I've never been out of tubes or under-tooled.
@SlowBoyAthlete8 жыл бұрын
There is a discussion gap here... for road riding, I would suggest that priority is attaining a minimum PSI (ie 90-100) more than how long it takes. Any open thoughts on which pump is the category winner here?
@heksogen47882 жыл бұрын
CO2 obviously.
@sandeepjamkar Жыл бұрын
I think almost any decent pump will get you those pressures sooner or later.
@chrispearson71634 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to look after your pump. A well maintained pump shouldn't let you down. I've had my mini-pump for about 15 years, and although it looks a bit tatty now it works as good as new. Maybe once or twice a year, just give it a quick service. Dismantle it (they normally just unscrew) then give it a wipe out with some kitchen paper or a clean rag to get rid or any dirt, moisture and old grease. You'd be amazed how much crap gets in there; especially bike mounted pumps. Once clean apply a thin film of silicone grease to the washers and seals then reassemble. Make sure you tighten it up properly though. Last thing you want is it coming apart on a ride and losing half of it. It's a 5 minute job, but it's a small sacrifice to make compared to suffering a puncture 20 miles from home and finding your pump doesn't work.
@eof_lemongrab8 жыл бұрын
Si has exhibited remarkable forearm endurance
@cup_and_cone8 жыл бұрын
should make him switch arms and try again...see if they're even
@DiscoManiac1017 жыл бұрын
Peter Willard you need that when you have a "microrocket" to bed able to finish the job
@Patrick94GSR8 жыл бұрын
I carry a Topeak Road Morph G under the downtube of my commuter bike. I've never had to use it in 3 years commuting *knocks on fake wood desk* lol
@AlexandarHullRichter8 жыл бұрын
+Patrick94GSR Like your picture!
@jthefishy8 жыл бұрын
+Patrick94GSR I have one on both bikes and brill. And now I don't brake inner tube when pumping up like I use to and you can see the pressure and get to over 100 psi. I use the Blackburn mount so they are by the bottle.
@alantaylor66916 жыл бұрын
Is the Topeak Road Morph G a mini pump or classed as a full-sized hand pump? Is it much better to pump than a 160 psi mini pump like the Topeak Race Rocket HP? I'm looking for a pump for bikepacking touring for tubeless 30c tires, so I'd need something for normal maintenance pumping while on the road.
@EvanAube8 жыл бұрын
I carry two co2 cartridges with me during my rides, and the inflater to go with them of course. I have thought about getting a mini pump for a while now because of the reusability and when I do I will likely go with the convenience of the smaller size over the efficiency of a larger pump. I don't often puncture, but now that I've put that out into the world I should probably make up my mind on a mini pump sooner rather than later. Great video as always gentlemen.
@RixterNow8 жыл бұрын
Chapeau to The Boss for being able to to that intro with a straight face. I guess that's why he's the boss
@bikeanddogtripsvirtualcycling8 жыл бұрын
we are all proud of you two for keeping a straight face. especially as it wasnt so long ago that you advised us how to choose the best lube and several months ago on how to clean your helmet. GCN - global comedy network. perhaps you can create a new "innuendo" playlist as i am certain that a few of the videos from hannah grant and her "fast as f..." masterpieces would fit nicely in there as well.
@Adepalady9998 жыл бұрын
Co2 are by far the best option, they've changed my riding life. The comment in the video about them being limited is true, however all you need to do is get a MTB sized co2. I have a Specialized Roubaix, and live on the coast, and unfortunately flats are very common with all the road junk. I fine the large co2 will inflate a tyre at least 3 times, total life saver.
@tweed09298 жыл бұрын
One thing with pocket-sized pumps makes them unattractive. Many of them fit to valve directly without hose. Due to nature of stroke motion, it is too easy to break fragile Presta valve. Most of my woes on the road are just that: pocket-sized pump deformes thin head and the way back home becomes a nightmare.
@nickredvideo6 жыл бұрын
Exactly, my problem too, any ideas on how to stop this?
@celovekobicnii23436 жыл бұрын
Nick Redfearn, Get one with a hose...
@richardcroft94753 жыл бұрын
@@celovekobicnii2343 The problem with the hose ones, thanks to the "removable core" crap, is just that: They (i.e. the mini-pumps with the hose that you screw-on to the valve) remove the valve-core :-( . In Schrader valves I didn't have a problem with the pumps that had a hose that you screwed-on to the valve, but in Presta valves (specifically, the Presta valves that have removable-cores; not all Presta-valves have removable-cores, thank goodness), I do (because the valve-core has a tendency to get pulled along with the screwable/unscrewable hose-plug-attachment thing).
@Trancefreak123 жыл бұрын
@@richardcroft9475 Big fan of the Topeak Mini Morph G. Has a hose, not screw-on, has a gauge, and can be used as a tiny floor pump.
@B58Hustler4 жыл бұрын
The first 30 secs had me in stitches! How do they keep a straight face, brilliant!
@binbob98 жыл бұрын
This video could not have been posted at a better time. Planned to go on my first 100k ride yesterday and got a puncture. I had a spare inner tube but my pump broke so I had to call for help and now I need a new pump. Always got my back GCN! ;)
@creepyloner19798 жыл бұрын
another alternative is just a short hose with a connector at each end, though you do need to flag down a passing motorist and convince them to let you have a bit of air out of one of their tires.
@clinthoneycutt42465 жыл бұрын
Can we get a video on specific mini pump styles and features? High volume vs high pressure, digital, use for tubeless / tubes, materials, construction, weight etc.? Basically, why do some companies make a dozen different mini pumps? What wouldn’t work for a certain setup, what is good for another setup...Thanks! Love the videos!!!
@gcn5 жыл бұрын
Great shout Clint, thanks!
@davidfazenbaker36405 жыл бұрын
Adding to the length of the video, it would have been nice to see some discussion on how to attach various pumps to the bike for travel.
@GeekonaBike8 жыл бұрын
The Frame pump has the added advantage of being a stealthy dog whacker, being self extending when the K9 assumes he's just out of reach. Lost many a good Silica that way back in the day.
@SiggyCloud7 жыл бұрын
The innuendos in this are ridiculous. Even when they're not trying to XD
@MarzNet2568 жыл бұрын
You can buy a screw on Presta to Schrader adapter at your local shop for a couple of bucks. Let's you use your Schrader only pump. Also let's you use air hose at any service station. You can actually just keep it screwed onto the Presta valve so you don't forget it.
@jerrygundecker7435 жыл бұрын
If there is anything a person would like or need to know about bikes, this is the channel for learning it.
@johnbouttell58278 жыл бұрын
A good overview. Thank you. However, there are several more advantages of a full-size pump: 1 If it's attached to your bike, it's out of the way and leaves room in your pockets for food; 2 A full-size pump is much -- much, much -- easier to use; 3. A good-looking pump will add to the overall aesthetics of your bike. Cheers.
@kusada30352 жыл бұрын
4. you could use it as a saber for self-defense
@experiment548 жыл бұрын
How does stroke volume effect pumping action? is a shorter girthier one better than a longer thinner one? and does one illicit more moaning and tears to the eyes than the other?
@TimothyFish8 жыл бұрын
+experiment54, the girthier it is, the more pressure you would have to apply when you pump. If it is too girthy (say it looked like a tuna can), the typical cyclist might be too light to force 100psi into a tire.
@ethansloss68548 жыл бұрын
A long skinny pump is like a low gear. It takes the same amount of energy go up the hill/pump up the tyre and a high gear/girthy pump but it puts less strain on you muscles.
@ricardosagahon17526 жыл бұрын
Dudes, I just want to say you guys always put a smile on my face. I really only watch your tech videos and sometimes I'll check out Park Tool, but yours by far are the best!!!
@hoser77068 ай бұрын
A very clever and coy vid. Thanks for the flashback and humour.
@FreakHarryPotter7 жыл бұрын
0:30 - 0:31 - Pump envy? XD The innuendos in this video are just brilliant!
@benmlee4 жыл бұрын
After using many mini pumps, the one that really impressed me is the Specialized Air Tool Road Pump. In the end, is not the size of the pump that matter as much as how efficient it can pump. Many of these mini pumps are not very efficient. They have lost motion in the beginning of each stroke just to get up to pressure due to excess dead volume inside the pump. That alone tires you out. Add to that, there is part to part friction. The Specialized was incredibly efficient. Every inch of motion translate instantly to added air in the tire. Trust me on this one, you will not be disappointed.
@Hashslingingslasher-2 жыл бұрын
Would you still recommend that thing?
@benmlee2 жыл бұрын
@@Hashslingingslasher- I still think the Specialized Air Tool is a great pump after getting several flats. I would recommend it. It does not take much effort to get up to pressure unlike various other mini-pumps I had over the years. You don't feel like you are getting a work out just pumping. It will probably get up to around 80psi before pumping gets pretty difficult, but that is enough for me.
@Hashslingingslasher-2 жыл бұрын
@@benmlee Sweet, thanks for the reply it is much appreciated. PS: Have you ever had the need for a chaintool/replacement links?
@benmlee2 жыл бұрын
@@Hashslingingslasher- I try not to shock the drivetrain, and I never broke a chain before. I don't think regular riding will break a chain, but a shock will. I have seen broken freewheel and spokes from shock. Freewheel is not engaged in between clicks. I move the pedal until freewheel is engaged, then I can apply as much power as I have. If you apply power before the freewheel is engaged, then there is a shock when the freewheel engages. I think that is how chains break. I do carry a spare quick link. My kid had a very loose quick link, and it managed to get undone during a ride.
@Hashslingingslasher-2 жыл бұрын
@@benmlee Alright cool, great info on the freewheel id never thought about before. Safe rides out there sir and again thanks for being helpful, cheers
@pumajpuma52318 жыл бұрын
However, the larger pump is an excellent dog persuasion stick and the little one, well you'll be screaming like a little baby when that Pincer comes jetting out between two cars.
@KeenxLimit8 жыл бұрын
I had a topeak turbo morph, the 'floor pump' that was shown in this video and it was amazing. It's as long as my top tube and served me well as a daily pump. Now I have a lezyne pressure drive, also a great pump only smaller. You gotta take your puncture protection into consideration too. I stopped using the turbo morph after installing Gatorskins.
@sebasforest9638 жыл бұрын
Ah! The delicate and very British art of the innuendo. Carry On GCN!
@johnnyhanel8 жыл бұрын
i laughed. A LOT. you can too
@YoloMonstaaa8 жыл бұрын
...With this one simple trick!
@luc.248 жыл бұрын
For only 3 easy payments of $89.99!
@amfinc24 жыл бұрын
Thanks, picked up a Topeak carbon micro pump because of this video.
@vincentdettorre82988 жыл бұрын
A lucky person walked away with my pump when i neglected to take it off my downtube overnight, then destiny struck with this video. Treating myself to a brilliant mini for the pocket. No more forgetting it now, although ill miss finishing faster its always good to emjoy the mini pump. Lol
@Liofa738 жыл бұрын
I have a Lezyne mini pump with a valve connector that's reversible, threaded and slip on. When I continue to pump up the tyre at home with a shop pump I'm starting from 80/90psi. I tend to get 5-8 punctures per year on local roads. I can't really justify the cost of CO2 versus a little elbow grease. Also, I believe it's better for the environment using a regular pump, when you consider the manufacturing of aluminium canisters and their likelihood of being recycled (which is probably low, even if you do throw them in household recycling).
@Eddieandjenna8 жыл бұрын
The content you both provide has been so valuable. Thanks.
@rogerhonacki56108 жыл бұрын
I find most of my time is spent putting in the inner tube to ensure I don't pinch flat. Pumping it up is actually pretty short. In winter I carry both pump and one CO2 in case I flat where it's miserable to fix. Last summer I flatted at Doheny Beach, CA on a 75 degree day. Sometimes time is not important...
@badkron8 жыл бұрын
I've got a Lezyne Pressure Drive Mini ABS Pump - Small that i've luckily never needed to use, does presto and schrader valves and can go up to 120psi. Small enough to fit in my jersey and not notice it when out on a ride. Bargain at £20.
@Mcglocklingirls8 жыл бұрын
Surpassed yourselves here boys with the script for this vid:) Never carried a pump in my life - always relied on Co2 cartridges and in the last 3 years on the road I've only had one flat. Lucky? - perhaps not - puncture prevention tyre technology is now so good it seems surplus to carry a pump rather than a cartridge and of course perhaps a back pocket of carefully mown grass...
@marks44712 жыл бұрын
1:44: That's what she said! 😂😂😂
@fenbob8 жыл бұрын
3-4 times a year that you puncture.. I'm on for my 3rd in as many weeks!
@sirmixalot33323 жыл бұрын
They tend to come in bunches.
@brianmoore11648 жыл бұрын
Good video men. You had me rolling!
@mariocristobalcolladoavile4483 жыл бұрын
I just bought one. And it says: two way mini pump. Do you have any idea what that means?
@mro40565 жыл бұрын
Dan "The Straightman". The keeper of the straight face amongst all the humor.
@letzrockitrite84697 жыл бұрын
Hey guys.. I've been known to tear my valve stem using a rigid system.. well it's happened more than once.. not a fan of that particular design since no matter how hard I try to isolate the movement of the pump from the stem by holding the pump and the tire/rim to minimize stress to the stem.. I've knockered the ride.. thanks for this video.. well actually all YOUR videos.. cheers
@paranutaus5 жыл бұрын
How did you keep a straight face in the beginning. 5 stars for acting ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
@suryaraju28278 жыл бұрын
The Intro is just too good!! :D
@cplca8 жыл бұрын
I have a small pump on my downtube and I think for me anyways the most important thing is to have a gauge on it. Only had to use it once this past season over more than 8000km. Just make sure if on your bike you wont loose it on bad and bumpy rides. I never inflate to more than 90lb with a small pump. I also cary a small addapter good for gas station into my saddle bag.
@timpeterson31316 жыл бұрын
Elegant lads, simply elegant.
@blazacrew8 жыл бұрын
co2( for efficiency ) and mini pump ( in case of extra flat ) tip ; keep everything ( along with extra tube ) in your extra bootle cage on your bike frame
@raylake95274 жыл бұрын
Can you do a 2020 update on this? I’m looking for best option for high pressure for road biking.
@lucianonarno14086 жыл бұрын
Over the last years I tend to puncture about 3 times a year, so a very small and light pump that fits in my jersey is the way I go. Topeak RaceRocket. I’ll only use it three times in a year, don’t mind spending a minute pumping.
@Fixajo4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!! I felt like you guys were trying so hard to not laugh when making all those big vs small pump comparisons!!
@gcn4 жыл бұрын
The outttakes can't ever be shown
@Fixajo4 жыл бұрын
@@gcn I knew it!! 🤣🤣 Sounds like a wise decision!
@kxp068 жыл бұрын
You just have to wonder how many takes it took to get the intro right :D great job I personally like my telescopic pump a lot - gives you slight extra on the speed and isn't double the size. Doesn't take too long to get up to acceptable inflation. The one i'm using is a SKS Injex T-zoom.
@AlmeydaTV8 жыл бұрын
best pumps are with small hose, makes pumping so much easier
@kd5nrh6 жыл бұрын
That's not what she said.
@HuesonWong8 жыл бұрын
Love how Si was beating around the bush when talking about how strong Dan is.
@nigeljohnson80228 жыл бұрын
Innuendo central guys, I carry a mini pump that doubles as a Co2 dispenser for those crappy British weather punctures where you want your tyres inflated super quick
@JJVegan8 жыл бұрын
How can you tell what psi you hit when the little pumps have no guage? Thanks.
@kfrey12 жыл бұрын
How did you guys keep a serious face when doing this? LOL
@jovar75452 жыл бұрын
1:44 A key point that my girlfriend still doesnt understand
@KoenMiseur8 жыл бұрын
I carry both a Lezyne Road Drive that is bolted on my bike (and still is almost hidden by a bottle) and a C02 cartridge. If i have time to just pump i use the Lezyne but if i'm at a Sportive i use the CO2. But *knock on wood* i only had like 2 flats in 2015 and both where very close to home after a ride.
@krantea8 жыл бұрын
"a bigger one means generally you will always finish faster.." LOL !!!
@BonesMagazine8 жыл бұрын
That intro! Amazing!!!!
@berx7775 жыл бұрын
Good vid, but were the brands of the pumps mentioned?
@A.M038 жыл бұрын
Pump hard pump fast. Leyzne pumps are the best.
@olliesmith178 жыл бұрын
I had a leyzyne pump as my first pump. Piece of crap. Whenever I got a tube up to pressure, when I unscrewed the pump head from the valve, it unscrewed the valve core with it. After my first puncture I snapped it in half and threw it in the bin. Would not recommend, do yourself a favour and stay away from leyzyne pumps, get yourself a Topeak.
@A.M038 жыл бұрын
+Ollie Smith your stroke must of been wrong.
@planespeaking8 жыл бұрын
+Ollie Smith If you tighten your valve cores this isn't an issue with tool or pliers. The advantage of screwing to the valve core is that you can get a good seal and flexibility especially if the valve doesn't have much clearance from the rim. I like leyzne products but each to their own
@muz355 Жыл бұрын
No Fumpa Pump? Expensive but I love it. Rescued me a few times already.
@MagliaNera8 жыл бұрын
"airbone ZT-702 SUPERNOVA PUMP" is my carrying pump. with CO2 cartridge of course.
@swillia6rider8 жыл бұрын
Innuendo level 10/10 achieved. *Pats GCN on the back*
@oscarlaight64938 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest vid for a while.
@sanderkommeren28488 жыл бұрын
Dan is called "The Boss" for a reason: Finishes in 38 seconds flat! Pumping time i mean of course ;)
@Ragazzoedimburgo7 жыл бұрын
Bravi ragazzi. Questo filmino è stato tanto utile. Grazie 1000
@Sergio_Loureiro3 жыл бұрын
I am surprised how two way mini-pumps were not referred at all. They are the best of the both worlds.
@NAP-wj3oi8 жыл бұрын
A good but is a Schrader adaptor which can screw on to your presta valve which then makes you compatible with any pump
@Gonthor10006 жыл бұрын
So when you unscrew the pump, does air escape during the process? Thanks
@craigpaterson50858 жыл бұрын
haven't punctured on the road in 2015 but tiny pump with thumb lock is my favourite co2 is way to expensive
@BigBoootyBass6 жыл бұрын
I use CO2 100% of the time cos the £1.20 they cost from Aldi is well worth the time and effort saved.
@toonman3613 жыл бұрын
I recently bought a cartridge system because unlike you guys, I am an older rider and considerably larger in girth. I don't want to be fumbling with a pump on the side of the road any longer than I must. I will likely buy a midsized pump but the cartridges are my choice for now.
@zzhughesd8 жыл бұрын
Yes outtakes pls and before best outtakes of 2016 cone Dec
@hdvind Жыл бұрын
:-D What an intro! :-)
@colinandrew81448 жыл бұрын
Hahaha what an epic intro!
@rclarko868 жыл бұрын
Surely that has a whole new bloopers video worth of material just in the intro!
@PlantPedaler8 жыл бұрын
Dat thumbnail, this video, the puns oh loooooorrrd! haha.
@RixterNow8 жыл бұрын
Lezyne Carbon Drive Lite is a great pump. 3 sizes too
@KAF1284 жыл бұрын
Love the intro - LOL! Also wondered at 5:40...... my new bike has Presta - very thin connector. Bought about three pumps with about 4 adaptors, one is allegedly Presta but not one is a tight fit - any thoughts, please?
@user-dm7pk5jr2h6 жыл бұрын
For road bike is more comfortable to using the pump with switcher of high and low influence volume. I'm using now crankbrothers sterling gl and very like this) some brands just write what you can do up to 90 - 100 psi? but haven't some switcher its not good(
@flor.e.cultura8 жыл бұрын
What a great video! I love the mini pumps and mine is even lighter! Only 45g!
@johnobrien54648 жыл бұрын
That was some very vigorous pumping action there guys. You look well practised. I wonder where you got that experience from...?
@fendercornford7 жыл бұрын
Lezyne pumps that screw on can all too easily unscrew continental inner tube valves after inflation. Really annoying after you put a lot of effort in to inflating the inner tube. I saw this happen on so many group rides I now carry a valve removal tool to tighten the valves or suggest they borrow a different pump. Spoken to a few people about this issue and found a few people had thought it was a faulty inner tube and binned them.
@eurobubble70685 жыл бұрын
dont buy one of these 2 in 1 minipump that you have to screw on the valve. they easily remove the head of presta valves when unscrewing.