How to clean your cat's butt

[@Rockhopper1]

funniest and most brilliant tutorial around, you must be ex army.

[@janicekhan8427]

He's really funny...

[@bjornervig3795]

Perfect for a Martin Scorsese film

[@jonathanF80]

That's bronx new York

[@boplax123]

Nah he's just Aytalian

[@Benwilli1]

I think this is the single most entertaining cat video I have ever seen. This guy should have his own cable TV show. No shit some TV producer is missing out on a huge payday with this guy. I completely lost my shit @ 1:50 LMAO!!

[@thecatsinthekitchen1309]

Hey thanks Uncle Ben!

[@Hammoud_420]

"hes a pervert or something"

[@theriawilliams818]

IM DO OM THE FLOOR...I LOVE THIS VIDEO😂😂😂😂

[@theriawilliams818]

RigityRigity RektSun .You do have to clean they butts sometimes..It stinks bad...like hot garbage and shit....I use wipes and a clean dry cloth...😂😂😂

[@lucianocarvajal6698]

It was a long time since I laughed so hard LOL

[@barbaramorris5633]

This cat loving guy is a riot! As I laughed and laughed, I also learned and learned, not just how to clean my cat's butt, but also what a wonderful, kind-hearted person this man is. I would watch any video he produces, no matter the subject. Thank you!

[@succurro]

I could listen to this guy all day.

[@Artbug]

Its a crime that people like this aren't more popular on KZbin... best tutorial of anything ive seen in AGES

[@RussianColluder]

I was shocked this existed! Thank god though, my cat doesn’t want me near her bum but she needs me haha

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

​@@RussianColluder same. My cat will spin around and tuck his tail under. Not even 2 of us can hold him in position to clean his rear. He's like a wild pony 😂

[@scarecrow2885]

I think he built that entire video around the term "event horizon".

[@kartoffelkamera3442]

*why am I watching this at 1 am? I have an Exam tomorrow* AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAT Still interesting tho

[@MrLilOne1993]

You don't need a cat to watch this video fuckers comical! 😂😂😂

[@SM-ff2sy]

😂

[@ToyasTruths]

lmao

[@Lawand]

Lol😂

[@chrisavenieri1282]

Lol!!!Me too. No cat. 🤯

[@Hammoud_420]

I love this video because of how you talk.

[@JewlofTheNile914]

RigityRigity RektSun I know right,, me too.

[@cherylwatt2250]

Burst out laughing when he said the cats a pervert 😂

[@VelcroKittie]

I actually almost had an asthma attack laughing so hard at this

[@ninochkalove]

OMG I am dealing with a sick kitten and so freaked out by whats going on in the "event horizon" but this guy made me laugh....and the glass of red wine on the table- classic.

[@jaynaarsenault2863]

They sell anti diarrhea medicine in a box at pet stores. I had to get it cause my cat's long haired and if she gets diarrhea it's usually for 3 days so she's walking around sitting down making a mess in following her with paper towels simple green and best thing is to let ur cat sleep in the travel cat box if u got a plastic 1 put blankets and towels in there obviously and just update them daily.

[@IslandPrincess96dgrs]

I had no idea I needed this video so much until I came across it. You are so entertaining! Thanks for the laughs and education.

[@artistknownaslisa2850]

Lol! Never expected to be entertained this much whilst learning how to clean my kitty's rear.

[@ebonyreddock3782]

This guy needs to explain everything. I would watch it anytime. Thanks for the cat bathing tips! Hopefully my cat will appreciate it 😒

[@Thedrcatwoman]

Now I know to have a glass of wine close by when I clean my cat’s butt.

[@benchpointschamp]

This was the best and most real cat grooming tutorial ever. My wife and I were laughing the whole time and learned something too. Thanks!

[@emcdonald496]

Thank you so much for this. My Dude has matted fur around the event horizon, and I really needed this video. You rock, sir

[@tonidavis6153]

I would take my cat to him for grooming!!!! Loved it😂🤣♥️😁

[@elizercat]

Our senior lady has issues grooming (arthritis) and she currently is recovering from severer illness. Turns out she had kidney failure level 2 and an infection. She is still recovering and is too weak to really take care of herself. This helpful and funny! Thank you for the slight joy it gave us in this challenging time.

[@stephaniemitchell8509]

This Jersey dude is waaaay cooler than the Japanese guys cooking their cats homemade cat food and sushi. You know the fancy youtubers are only doing it for the camera. This is real talk here, real life, a real cat lover that helps his boys stay clean and healthy. These cats are spoilt and loved, and he deserves about 100,000x more subs for that reason alone.

[@melsue1026]

Ugh my cat goes mental like I’m killing him, when in fact all I’ve done is lift his tail. He’s going crazy like I’m killing him, that makes my older female cat get stressed out and tries to get to the one screaming because she thinks he’s trying to attack me. It’s insane. Meanwhile my little man is walking around smelling like a pile of shit....because he’s got globs in his behind he refuses to clean...oh except when he uses the carpet to try and scoot it off 😡😡 help 🤷🏼‍♀️😫😫

[@queencerxei1726]

Dude my cats the same way. He has it like.. quite literally stuck to his butthole. I’ve tried the warm water and paper towel thing but I’m worried about what shampoo. I don’t even know what to do at this point my cat has me so worried because it nearly looks closed off

[@melsue1026]

queencerxei I went to the store and bought the spray oil...I think it was canola oil , or coconut oil, and I just kept spraying the back of him every time he got near me until the oil soaked it...and by the next day it had broken up and came off. Thatnwas the best way it worked out for me because he wouldn’t let me near it and I was about to call the vet to get him in. Just soak it with some oil and it’ll break up. I tried associating with gloves when I could once it was soaked. Thank goodness it worked tho.

[@standingfortruth4043]

You guys must have long haired cats because mine is short haired and never had this problem. His but is sparkly clean

[@kjartansigursson3202]

Let your cat go outside

[@kjartansigursson3202]

if you havent already

[@sophiefullerton6004]

Thank you for making this so entertaining and educational. I needed this.

[@TASconfidential]

All this time I thought I was the only one who washed my cat's butt!!!!

[@theriawilliams818]

TASconfidential Baby no those lil butts be smelling like hot garbage and Doo Doo..Just horrible...😂😂😂

[@theriawilliams818]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JewlofTheNile914]

TASconfidential No love, I always have too wash my Cats butt.specially if he doesn't do it himself.

[@jaynaarsenault2863]

Hell no cat's got diarrhea on it's long haired ass sitting down everywhere on ur bed ugg.

[@5thHouse]

Who else has been washing your cat's butt?

[@Crosnertony]

I'm in literal tears this is the funniest video I've ever seen

[@momofmmj02]

Omg. This is the funniest video I have ever watched on KZbin. Love the accent and the play-by-play. I am from Massachussets. Sounds like New York accent. You have the My Cousin Vinny thing going on. After dealing with a shit show literally this morning with my new 6 month old baby boy who looks similar to the cat in the video, it made me crack up. I feel like the smell of cat poop is ingrained in my nose.

[@sandella11]

I was looking up how to clean both my cats butts.. and this popped up. 😆😂. My cats are both strays. Adopted so not super used to anyone except me. I’m so glad I watched this video 😀. Very informative and inspiring. This video inspired me to clean my cats butt hairs! Both of them. I wasn’t sure what to use. I don’t have that contraption, but I was so determined to clean my cats that they actually weren’t too upset about it! I also didn’t use a hair dryer...just some dry paper towels. Thank you for the laughs..... and for the informative video!👍😂

[@narco73]

I'm house sitting at friend of a friends. The owners have a white long haired cat. It is getting picked up for a modeling job tomorrow morning. It also has a huge shit dread hanging off it's ass. There are skid marks on the parquet floor. There is no "grooming table". I was left with no instructions other than how to feed it. I'm a dog person. But at least I got to see this video :)

[@jaynaarsenault2863]

Honestly take ur cat in the bathroom, but any water ur going to use have it already in a container cause the noise scares them, but close them in if u don't got the grooming table. Putting a cat in the bathtub with a few inches of water is great when their feet get why they got no tracktion to run away but u should hold ur cat by the front chest to hold it. Use a cup, basin with warm water in it already in it, cat shampoo and just don't turn the water on while the cat's in the it'll freak out. Enjoy

[@jeanellematthews5177]

@@jaynaarsenault2863 thank you. 😊

[@peacebewithu73]

I have been having a really crappie year. This has helped.

[@annapenn9450]

The drawing looks like that barbie doll toy from toys story 😂

[@itsbandar]

"now it's my turn to clean your butthole with my fingers" - cat

[@stekwein]

Well I responded with my own comment but I wanted my wife to see it since she would be doing it. She was laughing out of her seat. Very informative thanks again!

[@leosunrising]

I love this guy! This is good for my cat! Hope this guy is doing good!!

[@michaelbattlejr836]

Hey man you make me so proud to be a cat owner lol. This was golden.

[@bbtrekkie73]

I truly think this is the best and funniest while educational cat video I have ever seen! OMG I have tears in my eyes laughing

[@evelyndovale7693]

Lololol I love this man😂😂😂sooo straight to the point

[@stephaniemurphy4390]

Funniest video I ever saw. I’m trying to learn how to de-mat and clean my new car and found this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@carrierinker-schaeffer7947]

This is awesome. I agree, you should have your own show. Educational Entertaining and Practical!

[@godman7789]

This is so funny and entertaining and educating all at the same time

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

The only useful tutorial I've seen on this. Thank YOU! My cat is too fat to groom herself, and I'm at my wits end. She doesn't even EAT, I'm worried it's a tumor in her belly.

[@loganturben7758]

This the best video I’ve found on youtube

[@starry.siofra]

Your channel is criminally underrated. Criminally!!!

[@sidewalksurf800]

“It’s okay, just fuckin’ relax.” 🤣

[@urbanpropertymanagement5656]

I live this guy ! He had me cracking up from the time he started . Even the cat was laughing

[@extasymc6565]

Just got a Persian cat and I have to clean her , best tutorial ever , cool explication, very direct ! Amazing ✌🏻

[@TallMichelleWithTheLongHair]

I love this guy. Why am I just finding his channel?

[@nicoleshow1]

Please Keep making KZbin videos ! This was very entertaining!

[@Splitleaf]

This was exactly the advice I needed and comedy I didn’t expect but also needed 😂 time to clean up some kitty ass

[@Skankhunt-sc8fk]

This is hilarious! If the Sopranos had a guy who loves cats.....

[@stekwein]

The cursing I can do without, but the overall video very informative and worthwhile. Thanks

[@jaynaarsenault2863]

Lol OMG man no lie they really should make a TV with u in it. I could watch n listen to u all day ur like a lot of my family members and that's awesome. Thanks for the best video how to clean ur cats ass I was laughing but ty for the advice. I'm going to have to get a leash to hold my cat cause she's a beast. Thanks again

[@pennymiller1277]

Omg this guy is genius. Loved your Tutorial

[@victoriaburns5128]

You should really consider being a comedian for your occupation you are as funny as heck

[@TheZsdi]

Not only was this fucking golden, this was SUPER helpful. We just followed this method for our cat - although we did a towel burrito - and it worked beautifully. Thanks, man!

[@kimheffern8348]

Well, that was very fuckin informative. Wonder if the glass of wine was for the cat or our host.

[@C_HTX]

We need more cat tutorial videos 😆😆 This is the absolute best!!

[@LoFiLucyASMR]

“Dipsy doo” omggg I love that 😆 this video is amazing 🤩 thank you!

[@shook2570]

i literally couldn’t stop laughing

[@TheNormExperience]

This might just be the greatest video I’ve ever discovered in my history of watching KZbin. It has also saved our white couch from our beloved furry ahole’s ahole - so thank you for that!

[@lisac7191]

So funny I love the no bullshit bronx accent. So nice to see a tough man love a cat. Xx

[@peacefulmindtoday]

This is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen. A trash talking Philadelphia man nurturing a cat, cussing the whole time. OMG!

[@shook2570]

honestly i was wheezing the entire time you’re so funny

[@brendareed8412]

Christmas special! Merry Christmas, clean butted kitty!

[@rebeccaperry9379]

Epic and hilarious tutorial This guy is the best

[@peppersander2457]

LOL, this was very entertaining and helpful at the same time, thank you The Cats In The Kitchen :)

[@jessewru6425]

This man is a treasure. 10/10

[@barriecharmsway8026]

You are the best, I have seen this today because I just got a cat and I need the instructions. You have missed your vocation you should have your own show.

[@samanthacastaldo2845]

Best cat video I have ever seen! I'm DYING!!!

[@becauseofkarma2913]

Why the hell is this video so DAMN fabulous! 😂😂 Seriously this is one of my new favorite youtube videos as weird as that sounds LMAO 😂😂

[@connorcoutant2059]

You’re great 😂 fuckin mess everywhea. I love how you just have a glass of wine next to you when you’re cleaning the shit off your cat

[@FlamyFGomes]

I love this lmao! You’re hilarious.. I was so stressed out cause I just realized I gotta clean my new kittens ass.. I was almost about to cry cause he got lumps of poop stuck on him and dry.. but you made laugh out loud lol

[@Longhairbaee]

Best cat tutorial thank you I will be trying on my cat

[@catladycc]

I like when he throws the sh**ty paper towels on the floor LOL. My cat has cancer and she had an accident. I needed a good laugh.

[@DavidS-mb1ip]

Brilliant, Funny and informative. Thank you

[@invidia79]

😂😂 oh my God man I was dreading having to clean my cat's ass but after watching you explained it in this video and your mannerisms just made my entire day I'm actually looking forward to it now man thank you for the laughs

[@robynosborn3309]

I like the way you explain and demonstrate. Also you're funny 🤣

[@judyaliceahinderer6211]

OMG I was trying to get some tips to clean my 22 lb cat’s backside and came across this 😂😂 This video is everything 😂😂

[@stefbreaker]

Was expecting to see a boring cat cleaning video... That was a pleasant surprise :D Thanks for the tips!

[@kikisiggy]

This needs to go viral! My sister is more into social media than I am so I’m sending it to her now! 😂😂

[@abbydabby7849]

Dude, you're hilarious. Best DIY video I've seen

[@joshabellantin839]

It was the drawing in the thumbnail for me. I zeroed in on “danger zone” like a laser. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donnazukowski6424]

I watched this start to finish 🤦🏻‍♀️ I don’t know if I’m embarrassed at myself for watching or watching all or just knowing I needed to see this 😂

[@CharlesLucas3]

Mine loves his butt clean. Being overweight since birth he cannot do it. I wouldn't classify him as a "pervert" and "something to watch out for". I believe he is tremendously grateful.

[@robinh.7958]

Ha absolutely loved this guy who is he Just fabulous thinking he's Italian love him

[@jaya.0069]

I just found you and had to subscribe. This is the funniest shit (pun intended) I've ever seen describing cat grooming. This Guy must be related to Frank Rizzo of "The Jerky Boys" fame the way he expresses himself and his language!

[@momofmmj02]

I just had this pop up 2 years after my first view and died watching it again. Lmao. That cat diagram and commentary is hilarious and the accent. I'm from Worcester MA area where we have our own unique one.

[@jaya.0069]

I think he's related to Frank Rizzo of "The Jerky Boys" fame. His accent and wording is spot on!

[@Librarygurl]

OMG, I love this.

[@jaimelemus87]

Best video I've ever seen relate to cats, very helpful and entertaining.

[@beckynelson4933]

This video had me rolling. Watched this and then the cocktail in a jar videos for a good Bourbon drink!

[@MaryEllen22]

Thank you for this my cat is elderly and this was very helpful thank you

[@AnaAcapella]

I didnt laugh the WHOLE way through...until that hairdryer bit. 😂😂😂

[@Oddinyourarea]

same 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@FolkloreLover]

‘Little mini noose’ I’m dyin!

[@anniebauer-bennettthewelln7707]

Omg best cat video ever. Please keep doing cat videos ! I learned more from you in one setting that I ever did of the cat king!

[@aprilstorm]

But I'm not a groomer, that's why I came here for help. Don't have the "noose" setup in my house....

[@SKaz2Y5]

I dont if it is just my cat or it applies to every cat but I hold my cat in baby position (his back to my chest and my arm under his front legs) and gentle wipe him...I start from tail to upwards ..same method as the video just..lukewarm water with cat shampoo water in one bowl and plain water in another. Till date he hasn't scraped me or bit me.

[@xSaphiredust]

I subscribed because of this video.

[@beckynelson4933]

Me too!!! And the Cocktails in a Jar!

[@loodycute626]

I could watch you every day, I wish if you were my dad 💗💗

[@mettamorph4523]

Loved this! I wash my cat's bum, getting the poop dregs off. I use warm water and a dedicated rag. I try to do it while she's distracted with the brush. I got a 65% success rate.

[@aspenx-qc3rm]

thank you so much! this video is perfect because me and my parents have been looking for a way to clean there. it doesn’t help that my cat’s so afraid of it :(. this is a really simple method that my parents and cat would like. i would show them the video, but my mom would be terrified by the language lol.

[@dandycowboyandy]

Best video on KZbin

[@patriciayoung3267]

OMG this guy is hysterical!

[@adriannaeggers5389]

😂 that looks really easy and great except who the hell has one of those cat holders just hanging around there house?!? My cat is especially sensitive and doesn’t even like being petted on her lower back so maybe I should invest in one of those cat things because it looks extremely useful !thanks for the laughs also