How To Clone A Woman

[@cbowater-theriault858]

okay let's say hypothetically he is actually cloning all these people..... so in theory he wants people to believe he just has a bunch of half grown fetuses around his house like 😭😭😭😭😭

[@christopherhammond5142]

Totally normal...isn't it?

[@hippyhair1920]

He also randomly said cyanide during one of the videos and uhhh cyanide is poisonous 😭I don’t think the fetuses are gonna make it

[@Lucaz99]

@@hippyhair1920 bro he said PCI instead of PCR. He ain’t cloning shit 😂

[@keylimetea]

Not that it would even work like the fetuses can’t survive in a test tube 😭

[@rat3015]

@@hippyhair1920 yeah cyanide is a respiratory inhibitor, not to mention that HCN isn't blue. And neither are any of the other "chemicals" he's adding

[@idontwantahandlethough]

I love how he clearly thinks that the color of a chemical is it's most important attribute

[@tylerdrakenfang4796]

listening to him saying random terms pretending to do chemistry gave me brain damage

[@lilchemo616]

Literally!!! Took so much psychic damage 😂

[@ashyboo74]

Same!!!! So many mispronunciations of the most basic chemistry/biology terms (like agar and microcentrifuge) and he's describing the process as completely different every time! Why would you use different chemicals every time to achieve the same result???? Ugggggggh

[@scarthecheetah1958]

“Blue hydrogen cyanide”

[@Lizzoncker]

@@scarthecheetah1958 sulferic acid

[@mebeBrianna]

I lost my biology degree watching this

[@sophieterry8175]

If we learned anything from Jurassic park, cloning someone doesn’t create a full grown version of them- they still start out as an infant… So that’s fitting.

[@Miss-Belle]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@scarthecheetah1958]

@@Miss-Belle I love your Mitsuri pfp!

[@tarirodel8162]

As a molecular biologist, every single one of those clips chipped away at my soul a little I feel bad for everyone who's seeing this and believes it's even remotely close to actual genetic engineering💀

[@aubxx]

He’s honestly disgusting, pretending to be a 15 year old boy just so you can talk to little girls? Really?

[@charlie_charlie_x]

fr that's pedo behavior, even if it was a joke. nasty🤢

[@emergencyasmr]

look at him. definitely creating an alibi lmao also love your pfp

[@emersoncrafts]

It would be one thing if he was trying to catch predators. But he's literally just being a predator with "parents permission" 🤨

[@aubxx]

@@emergencyasmr thank you !

[@aubxx]

@@emersoncrafts exactly

[@eli4136]

“In a few years” wait hold up in a few years that embryo will be…a child…

[@Bloody_Corpses]

I was thinking about that too 🤢

[@lucidvibrashine4770]

Every-time he clones someone his cloning process is different with different chemicals 💀💀💀

[@epiclionsault92]

3:52 "PCI" is not a thing in genetics He means PCR, the polymerase chain reaction As a bioengineering major, these inaccuracies hurt my soul to watch

[@appa3474]

Him calling an embryo a „membrane“ like 😭😭

[@despressso]

this isnt even something you learn in college. its HIGH SCHOOL biology 😭

[@muwuriel8231]

I cringed so hard. I literally learnt the bare minimum of the process in high school. This man for sure never paid attention in class

[@Tortle4444]

As someone who has taken 1 biology class at my university, the inaccuracies hurt, lol

[@catboybands]

not that bioengineering is simple, but we learn about this in high school as well- the discrepancies of chemicals in the videos make it so much more unbearable.

[@vvampirevalentine]

the “ blue hydrogen cyanide “ is straight up blue food dye💀💀

[@sporkzzz]

I was just on that bit when I read this comment lmao

[@keylimetea]

“Cyanide” that’s poison 💀

[@parkdawg]

it’s just like blue raspberry koolaid 💀💀💀

[@frogofalltime]

um actually it's clone juice please listen

[@keylimetea]

@@frogofalltime forbidden juicy juice

[@hippyhair1920]

He’s literally just spouting out random words that he heard during science class when he was half awake. 💀

[@nostringsattatched7725]

My father legitimately sat me down to watch those videos of him going through all that stuff with the younger girls. I remember watching it being like ‘rlly dad 😐’

[@sporkzzz]

My dad doesn't show me these videos specifically but I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's dad will be like "come here" and show me the unfunniest video ever 😭

[@piratepenquinn]

Hold up- 'in a few years we'll get married" Sir you are talking to a foetus.

[@notomatoesonmytaco]

what the hell is going on here

[@EggzBreakfazt]

Real

[@Tortle4444]

Great question

[@JunoJasmine]

Cloning

[@Nicole-zh7pl]

Ima lick tf out of everything, everywhere and watch these foos basically hand me the world as my clones take over.

[@RedDeadReverie]

Is he not taking into consideration how many other people have touched a public area? You don’t only get the “DNA” from the person who recently touched it so it’s much more of a complex process.

[@christopherhammond5142]

Yeah, they'd be some pretty wacky looking kids. Urgh.

[@nullskey8370]

mmhh he’s a scientist? how dare u questioning the process lmao

[@c0zmozys]

@@nullskey8370 i cant tell if this is a joke or not help

[@upumpkin]

​@@c0zmozysit's a joke

[@mebeBrianna]

Not to mention dna degradation due to UV, microorganisms, any number of other environmental elements.

[@mayarae3443]

“would you like me to SMEAR YOUR PAP?👀” had me giggling nonstop the rest of the video I will be thinking about this and silently laughing to myself for days, maybe even weeks

[@hollball1]

im a biochemistry major and his silly "chemicals" and "science terms" make me giggle

[@keylimetea]

Fr “that’s your membrane” it’s the outside of my cell? Like dude is so dumb the terms he used are so far off and just wrong 💀

[@headmelter]

actually so lucky that my favourite KZbin posts THIS much! the effort you put in *with a chronic illness* is INSANE - cannot wait until you blow up ❤

[@Sweet_toothrot]

@SirTabbyCat he really does he’s so fucking funny too, my fav KZbinr as well

[@radoangelov1963]

nah he's a lowlife

[@unaccompaniedseal4035]

@sirtabbycattington It's not even real content. Low effort reaction posts. No creativity.

[@headmelter]

@@unaccompaniedseal4035 well that’s my kinda shit 💪🏻💪🏻

[@OnlyEmma]

“smear your pap” made me laugh so good

[@katiediane8484]

I think the blue hydrogen cyanide is … blue food coloring based on the bottle.

[@rocko34]

HIS FRAT BOY VOICE I’m dying 😂😂 I really hope he gets more and more absurd and crazy until the point where it’s just amazing comedy

[@muwuriel8231]

There’s no way people are actually taking him seriously right?? He just says gibberish and the words change every video😭😭

[@_kikizaman_]

Exactly, I like his videos I find them funny I thought they were jokes🤣

[@forrest3221]

I really want to see an embryologist or some type of scientist react to him. I know a bit about it but I am certainly not an expert and I know his stuff is click bate but if it were real I'm like pretty sure with what he is doing is not possible (not saying cloning isnt possible it has been done just like the steps he is doing)

[@wannabeismyuser]

Wouldn't it also kind of be like baby farming since he's "cloning" so many...? He's just gross. if it were true it would be so wrong in every instance tbh 💀

[@bubbashrimp]

Lol he is literally mispronouncing every "science" word he says, making up chemicals that aren't real, centrifuges are usually used to separate things in liquid by weight, you wouldn't incubate an embryo in it, you'd need an unfertilized human egg to transfer the DNA into, it wouldn't grow into an embryo on its own etc etc

[@jeremygreen2883]

I'm glad you are covering this hack. I ran across his garbage content by accident and reported all of his cloning videos for misinformation. His crap cloning schtick is so awful but I know a lot of impressionable kids will think it's real since he represents himself as a real lab-coated scientist.

[@sunnyandthechlo]

And cause them to lick random things in a post pandemonium world.

[@keylimetea]

@@sunnyandthechlo ugh those kids might die trying to get him to clone them. I can see them doing it and thinking it’s ok

[@mila-jade]

The way I fully heard “what is this stalk image” instead of “what is this stock image” 😂

[@parakeetofficial]

Microwaves don’t have radiation. I don’t understand that this guy ‘coby’ didn’t even do his research. The Theory was busted on the 80’s 😂😂😂😂

[@frogofalltime]

it's a wife ready meal

[@Tortle4444]

9:00 i actually saw this video of his and thought it had to just be a complete joke and thought it was hilarious, knowing that he does this constantly and is acting serious about it is so weird

[@Malcolm...]

Just when I have nothing to watch Jake Dodaddy post a video...

[@pine8839]

jake WHAT

[@seisdesetembro]

jake doodly boodly

[@Nicole-zh7pl]

Thank you for your service, sister.

[@abyssiansoldier]

Me when im a stalker and absolutely do NOT know what im talking about

[@maisylw]

Talk about a devious lick Lmao great video as always Jake

[@christopherhammond5142]

That's such a bad joke. Well done, well done.

[@soapybagle]

Okay, look. I get that he’s joking, but it’s honestly not funny to pretend to be butthurt about a tinder date then pretend to stalk her to “clone her DNA”. Like, except for that last part, stuff like that genuinely happens in real life, along with women losing their life because of one deranged tinder date. I get it, he’s joking, but that just is really gross, to me, to joke about

[@lolafierling2154]

No honestly though the reality is this situation is so gross irl. Dude has no idea how scary this would actually be.

[@SLashafrass]

Why would my clone want you any more than I do ?

[@imeantloveyou5eva]

thank you for your service, sister 🫡

[@lovelp10]

JAKE THIS IS SO UNRELATED TO THIS VIDEO BUTTTT I SAW YOU ON H3s PODCAST TODAY AND I LOVE THAT UR A FOOT SOLDIER😩😩 made me love you even more

[@renztheballer2008]

it would take 40 hours to drive from vermont to Las Vegas, depending on where in Vermont he's driving from.

[@caitlinrabe3182]

I watch these videos before work, which is when my anxiety is at it's worst. Just want to say thank you for the joy, laughter and fun you provide to all kinds of people. Xxx

[@amygrimes6438]

The amount of times you say "bobs your uncle" kills me, I sweaaaarrrrr 😂😂😂 I've never heard anyone say it so much. Shit I don't even know what it means 😅 lmao

[@maddisonnoble4787]

Another boy showing weird, invasive obsessions with attractive women while spreading misinformation on genetics and cloning. At least its a new combination of weirdly insulting

[@TravellerZasha]

My name is Sasha and you have no idea the horror I felt hearing this dude say my name wanting to take my dna to clone me.

[@Deijalanae]

Wow I wonder why a 4 hour drive from LA to Vegas took him 14 hours ??😭

[@Fisen82]

I don't care how much of a joke this is, its so gross and weird. He's growing a "clone" from "scratch" and saying stuff like "this is you at 20 days old. This is you at 2 months old" so he wants to date a CHILD?! Is he gonna raise the kid and then when it's 18 he has his "fun" ???

[@gem3763]

Yeah. It’s so fucked up on so many different levels. It’s glorifying/justifying grooming, stalking, pedophilia, and the like, even if it’s a joke. It’s disgusting.

[@Enfield15]

Dude Jake is on an absolute grind!

[@sinfulshoulder]

he thinks they are gonna come out fully grown?💀

[@amygrimes6438]

Lmaoooooo 😂😂 I live in KC and I feel like a rarely see funny tiktoks from people in my state. I'm so happy there ARE funny people in Missouri. 😂 besides me ❤

[@mebeBrianna]

That man took red and blue food coloring and added them together and called that science

[@parkdawg]

imagine he went to a place to swab a random spot he thought someone licked and he instead just multiplied the amount of bacteria he swabbed.

[@kittycatlcvr]

jake and hannah r the besttt 💖lots of love from nyc

[@mariamberidze2052]

this was me at 13 making "potions" with soap and moms shampoo

[@flipflop3780]

as someone who’s about to walk into my chemical engineering exam; thanks for letting me know i no longer have to x

[@oscarthecouch69]

thank you for talking about this lmao I saw it on youtube the other day and this shit is so weird

[@TwinRiver100]

7:45 I think this was the premise of an episode of American Dad. Inspired by Weird Science I think and Steve and Snott made two clone girls that they raised to be their prom dates.

[@emvie]

Hi sister! Hope you and Hannah are doing well 😊

[@turtl3duck]

dropping out of school so i can catch your videos on time

[@3yeguy]

I decided to see and it’s a minimum of 40 hours driving between Vermont and Las Vegas according to google maps. There’s also a few cities named Vermont that are closer but even the closest of those (Vermont, IL) is at least 24 hours drive time

[@scumkay]

Google says from Vermont to Vegas, driving is at least 40 hours lol

[@matthewscharn5566]

I’m so glad I put this into the google forms 😆

[@hayley58]

i absolutely lost it at "coppernesium"

[@t0m_c4t-]

LOL LAUGHING OUT LOUD CURRENTLY WHILST EATING MY POPTART

[@sporkzzz]

WHAT IS THIS COMMENT 😭

[@lilchemo616]

The sheer amount of nonsensical chemistry terms used in this video gave me psychic damage

[@helpiminhell6119]

As a person who has cloned bacteria plasmids before, this "procedure" makes me want to cry

[@moshroomba]

the thumbnail has me so cringed out, that's nasty as hell bc why would you lick some random shit 😭😭😭

[@yarnyboy]

"Would you like me to smear your pap?" This is why I subscribed.

[@sonderfulsable]

oh, yay, one of my worst fears!

[@Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica]

Omgosh... I've been waiting for someone to talk about this since I saw it lol

[@willmax95]

DUUUDE woah! I was just about to film a video on my commentary channel about this guy. I found him on facebook reels of all places... LOL. Im glad you made this its so good hahah

[@yourprescription]

As a Loser, we do not claim him

[@robynellis4063]

jake on the video grind recently

[@HiyaitsCarl]

First of all: He’s coloring all these women because he knows he’ll most likely never have kids ( cause what girl would want to marry someone like that?) 2nd: I’m pretty sure whatever he’s using to ‘clone people’ is just cool-aid. Sorry to break it to you but this dude hasn’t cloned anyone.

[@sporkzzz]

I thought the whole thing was a joke is it not

[@HiyaitsCarl]

@@sporkzzz I’m pretty sure it is but the fact that he’s making money off of this is crazy to me.

[@keylimetea]

@@HiyaitsCarl it could be a joke but he sounds so serious but his “process” is also v different every time and I can see kids falling for it

[@madsyourmirrorball]

i litterally just came a video of his 😭😭

[@despressso]

bro is Otto Apocalypse from honkai 😭

[@jukebox6415]

"Vermont doesn't want you.." to his credit Jake, Ezra Miller also lives in Vermont - maybe VT is becoming the next florida with the crazies.

[@eggmon420]

“Put it inside the microwave for 2 minutes so the radiation from the microwave will expand your DNA into a substance.” It seems like he watched that one episode of Rick and Morty where Rick is tryna clone someone and was like “Hey, maybe I could try this.”

[@dollbowz]

8:45 JAKE PLEASE NO ... i live in texas and i promise we don't want him either!

[@amygrimes6438]

@ 6:09 you got me fkd up! That's his own hair!!!

[@aryzonahuwa-schweitzer6871]

I would love to see Hannah's reaction to this nonsense

[@kotacaelum9428]

jake talked abt my suggestion life is good🙏

[@xSGTBONGRiiPPxxADVENTURESx]

my man having that juneberry red bull, them shits slap, as well as the watermelon ones. lol

[@Bitdusty]

Good vid dude, I love this channel

[@frogofalltime]

tbf this would make a great dystopia

[@jessicaelizabeth3567]

as a Texan, we don’t want him

[@amygrimes6438]

Ok so he's obviously in vegas... lol I just saw the 2nd video of the 2ND GIRL in Vegas. How conveeenient

[@Peachykeenclean]

How is he going to afford all those cloned people when they are children?

[@lucyh9051]

the blue hydrogen cyanide thing..... that was 100% just food dye, nothing else is in bottles like that

[@drkchoco6061]

Man's really in that mic. Jeesh, all that spit you think he'd clone himself

[@Peach927]

off topic but Happy Pride month guys!

[@sporkzzz]

Ally!

[@flowersnjunk]

this came up on my FYP and i was just so confused, like didn’t this guy get clowned by H3 5 years ago???

[@anti1training]

I love that first cloning video. It was so goofy 🤣

[@Zegaraa]

WHY IS THIS COBY GUY YELLING

[@Blueeyelashes]

once again i am pointing out that weird shit like this 9/10 times is niche f-tish or k-nk content. you might ask 'if someone was into hot girls publicly licking random landmarks how would they even find these videos' the answer only has to be 'the content creator is into it and using tt or yt to justify making it'

[@Blueeyelashes]

look at his thumbnails there at the end n tell me I'm wrong

[@Miss-Belle]

Is no one questioning the fact he uses a different “chemical” process for each video?

[@cutest_pets]

I was just watching you and then i get a notification for this 💪💪

[@em_acee]

i get this guys vids all the time and he is always screaming "In A fEW mONtHs ILL haVe A clOnE Of YoU!!!"

[@marceline5461]

can we talk abt the fact that his name sounds like ur saying ”copy person” with a mouth full of food lol ???

[@TheBitTV]

This guy looks like a Gen Z Zac Efron. What a weird concept to clone people 😂

[@lightstanfield3618]

This is the plot of 'A cure for wellness'

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Imagine you make fun of someone for being an idiot, only for said idiot to steal your joke and make it unfunny.

[@Imhotterthanyourdad]

I speak on behalf of my state we Vermont do in fact not want him.

[@lilliputianhitcher3808]

also as a biologist this is wild to watch them explain science completely wrong hahah hydrochloride????