How to Consult Cardiology

[@DGlaucomflecken]

This is actually me. I reclaimed my name. The fake account is dead.

[@lizloves2learn]

Fantastic News!!!!!!!!!

[@66linny]

Lesssgoooo!!!!

[@stalinglad]

Cheers!!

[@randomraven1920]

Good for you!

[@Aegor1998]

How do we know this isn't the fake account and the fake account won?

[@tygerinthenight3255]

"You must be able to compare ekg findings to geologic..." Is what got me

[@lamoinette23]

rockies or appalachians? 🤣🤣🤣

[@JB33809]

The appalacians would be much flatter peaks I guess.

[@sophiathore3538]

Many of the things I was taught in medical school that "I must be able to do this or that" actually never occurred in real life

[@tania_yt]

Same 💀💀💀

[@yeasstt]

​@@JB33809 yes

[@vesislavaofficial]

"Is it performing its job with enthusiasm". This forever will be the way im imagining my heart from now on 😅

[@emilysenior7402]

That is hilarious, as an echo tech I can 100% confirm that we absolutely do use the terms "happy" and "upset" when referring to valves!

[@chisediokonstas3859]

🤣🤣 that’s so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@gigistar66]

I love this!!! 🥰

[@Ice.muffin]

Whaaat?? But whyyy?? xD

[@coolbionicle]

I'm assuming it must reffer to wether or not they close and open with a solid click right? Btw I'm nowhere near your field of studies, just taking a wild guess 😅

[@vasssssson]

​@@Ice.muffinmb to describe, just as example, ST depression or positive P wave, they say P is happy but ST is sad and it's sad 😭

[@MrStubby1997]

Let’s be real. Most cardiology consults are an ED doc going “he’s got an abnormal rhythm” then rollerblading away.

[@PCPDJar]

Then all they needed was some adenosine 😔

[@AshA-ww8hc]

Actually most consults are "elevated troponin" of 0.06 in a 95 year old with septic shock and pneumonia, followed closely by atrial fibrillation in that same patient, who is DNR btw.

[@mythoughts3314]

@@AshA-ww8hc at 95 can your really blame them? P

[@melodiesoflegend]

@@AshA-ww8hc LMAO

[@hyrte0010]

I was consulted today for tachycardia in a young guy with no problems who was post op from cholecystectomy and was in some pain. Heart rate to 105. Bruh

[@Rhastaify]

"What's the BMI of the QRS complex?!!?" HAHAHAHA How do you nail this stuff so accurately man, it's crazy.

[@macgirl1234]

I died!! 😂😂😂

[@saulogomez673]

Pls explain ;(

[@MrOneNye]

@@saulogomez673 I'm here to laughts and learns...I need to know too. How Does he get them to act geeky. I'm just enjoying good showmanship, but I pick up on the little details from people explaining it too.

[@samdajellybeenie14]

It’s probably been said to him at some point hahah

[@kelsiemak]

Best part. I'm dead. 🤣

[@CheekieCharlie]

Cardiologists are like "THEIR AGE MATTERS NOT. THE HEART HAS ITS OWN AGE."

[@МиколайДроздов-т6ю]

Which is true if they had a heart transplant

[@TheChloe1331]

Said no cardiologist ever🤣🤣🤣

[@AmandaKnowles-g5z]

I had a major blockage in my widow maker. I am 44. The dr asked me what I did to give myself a heart attack. I said ummmm genetics. Drug screens all clean and no energy drinks. I did admit to liking fatty foods smoking cigarettes and never really drinking water. Lol. I own up to my issues. They all laughed. Then they continued to fix the damage.😂😂

[@ce6ej]

@@AmandaKnowles-g5zdang I’m 36, drink 1-2 sugar-free Monsters every day, and smoke. I need to quit while I’m ahead 🤦‍♂️

[@TenaciousSLG]

@@TheChloe1331 Except maybe the one who killed my 83-year-old father by convincing him (and us) that in spite of his diabetes, high blood pressure, and history of strokes, he was strong enough for a triple bypass and mitral valve replacement. Which, in the OR, suddenly became a quintuple bypass with a mitral valve replacement. The last two years of my dad's life were hell for him and all of us--because my father's age didn't matter one bit to this man. We all still feel guilt for trusting him and letting us convince us it was the right decision.

[@thorrhodes4053]

My dad is a cardiologist and he is exactly like this in every situation that he’s in charge of.

[@syreiasnead9182]

THANKS TO YOUR DAD AND ALL THE CARDIOLOGIST I LOVE MY CARDIOLOGIST ❤

[@manvendersingh9199]

Man my cardiology head of department gave me a hard time can’t imagine having someone like him as my dad no thanks 😅

[@maddyfox8545]

Oh Jaysus. My sympathy 😮😢😂

[@Matt-us3sf]

Everyone asks where is the mitral valve, never how is the mitral valve😔

[@PCPDJar]

The mitral valve oh yes, very happy with it's 2 little leaflets, dancing along across the red shaded dark space of the heart, dividing the L atrium and the L ventricle, doing it's dodilligence to make sure blood doesn't regurgitate during systole, working hard and strong every day, all day, in order to keep you happy as well

[@Judo593]

I’ll do you one better: why is the mitral valve?

[@teddybear2cn]

It's the bicuspid valve, in comparison to the tricuspid valve located in between the R atrium and the R ventricle. I feel "bicuspid" is more descriptive, since it has 2 slits

[@Judo593]

@@teddybear2cn you missed the joke

[@GuyNamedSean]

My mitral valve is nervous, but so far completing its job. He's just a little deformed, nothing to worry about.

[@Helen3691]

I work for cardiologists. When we have questions about a case someone now inevitably quips, “what’s the mood of the mitral valve?” 😆

[@marleee.2174]

“What’s the mood of the mitral valve?!?!” “Scared” I’m dead 🤣

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

I scream laughed at this one, this is too good 😂😂😂

[@laslocurasdeyas]

And the " what's the BMI of the QRS complex? " I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@thewickedpixie63]

Same as Bill's mood I think

[@johnsandoval2158]

Well it's kind of supposed to look smiley on the Doppler sonogram so.... Scared would be prolapsed?

[@magnolia8626]

Gotta take care of the mitral valve, or else the body ain't gonna get none.

[@ShaistaFarheenSF]

"Don't show me the EKG,I've already seen it!" "How?!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johannageisel5390]

We all know Cardiologists can sense the shape of an EKG through the way the paper folds in the hands of the other doctor.

[@pompe221]

And the cardiologist replies, "HOW?! What do you mean how? Who do think does the final review/sign-off of every single blood EKG, and echo, and Holter, and stress test in this facility?!"

[@davidbingham4348]

Must be a resident asking for the consult. If it was an Ortho attending, the consult goes like this: Cardio: What’s the Ejection Fraction? Me: I don’t know. That’s why I consulted you. Let me know when they’re cleared for surgery.

[@povilzem]

That's how it's supposed to be. If I knew the ejection fraction and the mood of the mitral valve, I wouldn't need a cardiologist, now would I?

[@fil4648]

And rightfully so. Show them a simple x-ray of a fracture and they will see lines like a cat chasing lasers. Never feel inferior to the cardiologist, they are equally stupid when it comes to other fields, they just think the heart is the only organ.

[@OICU2]

That is how it should go.

[@TheKamiBunny]

"Sort his heart problem out, I need to operate on this ankle either today or in a weeks time "

[@Denois95]

Every cardio consult is a 2 step operation. First you consult cardio to let cardio know they should tell you to get an echo. Then you get the echo. Then you reconsult.

[@perrygriffin8900]

Now we know why Bill wants to fight cards

[@tychi923]

Exactly!

[@nater88dawg]

We knew

[@zakkymiftahurrahman1665]

​@@nater88dawg how?!

[@mmmeaks2245]

Currently on a night shift covering cardiology. This is 100% accurate!

[@twoboxtoofurious]

This is the most undervalued amateur humour channel

[@Fran_Fuentes]

Cardiologist and Astrologers make me feel the same type of confusion

[@wisteria3032]

except astrologers _try_ to make sense and put a good narrative between one strange term and the other

[@samanthagibson5791]

​@@wisteria3032 Astrology is not Astronomy.

[@sarahk6905]

Hahaha I used to work as a cardiology nurse. This is so relatable to all the patients that come to the floor. Different questions but similar

[@heatherlatta5580]

Your videos are slowly curing my depression. Bless you.

[@CrystalxKyuubi]

I need to be honest, I really enjoy these as a patient, because I have a complicated as hell chart and it's hard not to worry sometimes. I'm getting strapped up to a heart monitor for a week soon because of some scary new cardiac symptoms. I'm also a very anxious person in general, and I've had a lot of bad appointments in the past where there were real problems that weren't found because they said I was "just anxious." I know that's not going to happen this time. It's nice to know the thought process of the doctors. Your videos really make me feel like they will leave no stone unturned. I'm already feeling a little better.

[@carolinalomeli9128]

This is so on point! This is how my cardiologist talks to me during my yearly check up, when giving me my results.🤣 I never understand half of what he says, I always Google the notes on my paperwork. 🤔 Cardiologists need to work on simple communication.

[@Y2Ksnowglobe]

I had a cardiologist love me because I was a sassy fourth grader who would yell at him to speak English when I didn't understand what he was saying. Then he'd make sure to explain it for me and it helped make me into the over informed patient who will not put up with a cardio speaking down to me I am today.

[@sophiathore3538]

I have studied many videos on the Internet and this is, in fact, the best of them all

[@ryanadams0922]

As someone who did an EKG course Im already having PTSD from watching this skit. You can find me under my desk rocking back and forth shacking my head and muttering to myself.

[@raphaellavictoria01]

Reading the ECG eluded me throughout med school. I really tried, I spent a whole day reading a pocket guide on ECG, something a fellow med student later referred to as, "why do they make us read that thing, it's like ECG for idiots, way too basic!" Lol. But, I'm a psychiatrist. We only look at one thing: QRS duration. Skit: a psychiatrist gravely examines the ECG. Then writes down the duration of the QRS. Period.

[@ZanderSabbag]

Just had cardiology today, soothing music on the background while the doctor broke down how to read an EKG and why things were what they were

[@smolperidot]

i'm a monitor tech, and I'm gonna roll into work asking what the bmi of the qrs complex is next time i'm on the monitors.

[@MarySanchez-qk3hp]

That’s ones yourself Locke. In the mop closet, LOL!

[@dineshthurairaj5901]

This guy is a genius...NAILED IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-zi8lg5qu1h]

Imaging going to cardiologist and he is like "Your Aorta seems depressed"

[@TheSteviebobevie]

Underrated joke🤜🏽🤛🏽

[@ZijnShayatanica]

If someone comes in w/ an aortic dissection, does it mean the artery was so depressed it cut itself...?

[@eunoia3926]

​@@ZijnShayatanica I love this!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ThePathOfEudaimonia]

​@@ZijnShayatanicaHaha, +1. I was about to make a similar dissection joke after OP's comment.

[@iceguy9723]

Looking at the EKG when I had my heart attack, the only one I could "read" was when I went into defrib. Even the first one in the ER just looks like squiggly lines but set off the "oh crap" alarms.

[@AAtkinson]

“What is the mood of the Bill?” “Scared.”

[@95mudshovel]

"WHAT IS THE BMI OF THE QRS COMPLEX?" gold.

[@ruthecorbin3821]

WHAT😮

[@palmitas1112]

Cardiologists are represented by this man masterfully.

[@FielValeryRTS]

Not medical professional, but witnessed my doctor consulting with other specialists many times. The level of confidence correlates with their own respective position. One specialist had to assure me that this is their "norm"... They're not at each other's throat whatsoever.

[@JoceHolm-TheBudgetStitcher]

As a cardiac individual I can confirm I have heard this from my doctor to the students in the room 🤣😂

[@liviakokkino4935]

“WHAT IS THE MOOD OF THE MITRAL VALVE?” omg i can’t that’s so funny

[@FacundoMD]

WOW !!! ER doctor here !!! You taking the uploading serious ! All these videos !!!! :) Congrats ! Love it ! I hope you know you can schedule the uploads ! That way you take time in one day and prepare then for the next week or so ! :) Stay Safe !

[@DGlaucomflecken]

I’m on a mission

[@jasonlopez8499]

i noticed your page, doc, and you have an amazing story! I am a fellow latino who is currently studying to get into med school and it brings me joy that you have made it through the hurdles to get to where you are. Truly inspirational!

[@FacundoMD]

@@jasonlopez8499 HEY !!! Thank you so much amigo ! Yes trust me NOT easy BUT not impossible. Keep it up. SUBSCRIBE if you haven't already helps me a lot. Not many people know my channel. :)

[@zebrastrong9291]

It’s because he has a Johnathan...

[@FacundoMD]

@@zebrastrong9291 jajaja

[@bellasamantha237]

I had a heart scare at age 24, (I'm ok it turns out one quadrant is a skootch slower in firing off), and this is pretty much how the ER doc n heart doc interacted. So thanks for the memories Dr G! LOL! 😁💙👍🐨

[@constancestrawn1303]

"What is the mood of the mitral valve?" Hahaha omg, this hits me. I have a small valve defect that in most people would be fine but I also have a genetic disorder that makes even small defects dangerous. I am having to be monitored from time to time but what exactly my cardiologist is looking for is a mystery - "it's something I will know when I see it... but for now, all good! See you again." He really is just making sure I have an enthusiastic valve, huh?

[@TheSteviebobevie]

If its mood changes, so too will yours, and so too will the echo! Hehe. I wish you and your mitral valve well :)

[@constancestrawn1303]

@@TheSteviebobevie thanks much! Here's to keeping it enthusiastic!!

[@zacharytaylor190]

Got a rapid read calling mild sinus tach an "abnormal" ecg, at 104bpm and mild anxiety. Went in for the reference stress test, and the cardiologist, holding the ECG readout in her hand, said "real stretch to call this abnormal", did the stress test, and immediately reported negative iscemia, negative for Exercise Induced arrhythmia. Pretty much clear, and now I have my category 1 medical without restrictions.

[@kevsonkeyboard]

Watching this after the "Cardiology goes to therapy" makes for an interesting continuum.

[@jamilesimplicio2163]

"Don't show it to me I've already seen it" straight to the point

[@Nikki-lodeon]

We need Medlife Crisis to confirm the validity of this representation. 😆 Would be awesome.

[@liam_hurlburt]

omg yes!!

[@emilyjanet455]

Came here to say this

[@espelufrio]

"What's the BMI of the QRS complex". Legend. I'm going to use this.

[@pandaaiman6644]

"Do not show me the ekg, ive already seen it" lmfao hahahahhaha

[@ItsAllAboutPerspective375]

"Do not show it to me, I've already seen it." "But, how?"😂

[@stephenosman8286]

The Mitral Valve is “scared”…too good!

[@dapperdino5967]

"What is the mood of the mitral valve?" "Scared" "THE VALVE, NOT YOU"

[@trabajador_]

TRUE.. calling cardiologists is always like- “Hey, doctor, I have a consult for you-“ “(Loud sigh) Hook me up.” Every cardiologist I’ve had the pleasure of talking to sounds dead inside.

[@David-qj1mr]

Plenty of cardiologists go out due to coronary artery disease and it's complications due to stress. Kind of ironic.

[@kkall8477]

It's cus they have to deal with bullshit from all corners :/

[@jennfandrich3365]

My autonomic cardiologist is my favorite, mainly because I can say my cardiologist recommended I go to a metal festival in Germany. I have no idea how the guy isn’t burnt out yet though, he’s the only cardiologist who specializes in autonomic issues in a large area. Must be the metal music.

[@hardboiledfrog]

You are so good at portraying each of the demeanors you create. It's impossible to know which one is really you...

[@thatdirtymichiganmusician1038]

I swear cardiologists always make me worried that I’ll just die randomly

[@bandaezekiel]

"What's the BMI of the QRS complex?" Single line has brightened my week good stuff!!😂😂😂

[@Simon_Electric]

It's almost uncanny how much you look like a young doctor house! Please continue to do more videos where you absolutely grill people.

[@crackwitz]

Perfect portrait of any specialist trying to diagnose someone else's problem

[@clawless16]

The fake Glauc was adding a blank screen at the end so that the videos could be longer than 1 minute and would be real videos and not shorts. Subscribers don't get notifications when you post a short, but they can get notifications for full videos.

[@hengwin]

A very professional imposter!

[@Thechad201]

I just brought my dad home from the hospital following heart surgery. Wish I saw this before I did, then I could have asked all this to the attending physician and cardiologist.

[@mac979s1]

“Go”. … I kept laughing at the beginning 😂

[@marywatkins9438]

I scheduled in a cardiology clinic. Our docs had some pretty sparkling personalities as well. 😂😂😂

[@greengoat5654]

To be entirely fair, Appalachians and Rockies is pretty obvious. To explain, Appalachians would just be consistent but not close to overlapping variations, Rockies would be repeated violent variations.

[@MarySanchez-qk3hp]

Thank you!

[@olgapetrenko2633]

Can't stop watching... Very refreshing

[@mariavilla.]

just covered CV in physiology and this vid triggered my ptsd lmfao

[@HeribertoAlonzoMD]

Hahahahah same

[@ce6ej]

“….. GO..” I don’t know why, but it CRACKS ME UP when he says it like that!! 😂🤣😂

[@geekygamer3954]

"What's the aortic valve maximum velocity?" "D" "What?" *DEES NUTS*

[@mrsb1946]

When I am mad or need cheering up, i come looking for you, Dr. G 😅😂😂😂😂 Thank you for doing these videos 😅🤣😆😆😆. Funniest content ever 😂😂

[@giobikefans]

The trick is getting to know them personally, ask them how their kids are doing, how the wife is, how that last ski trip went. Waste just enough time that when you start the actual consult they are disarmed and out of time. It is the way.

[@noctusowl]

Or get Outreach to Review and overbook them onto the next Cardiology list.

[@claudiacarolina6125]

"What is the mood of the mitral valve?" Had me dying😂 i have mitral valve prolapse so i just felt him there 😂

[@finneyhamster9106]

He got me at “what is the BMI of the QRS complex” 💀 im using that one in school

[@SethKotta]

"What is the-" "I don't know. I'm asking you, cause you're supposed to be the expert."

[@Monique-fc3gn]

"Oh you're a pedriatician? Name every child" vibes

[@wsue1038]

So glad you found us!

[@FilminMOMMA]

LOL So freaking accurate 😂😂 cardiology is great at driving other specialities insane

[@tequixote]

Y’all drive us insane with your “I just need a note for this sinus tachycardia/type 2 MI/totally normal person with a heart” consults so fair is fair…

[@WaiferThyme]

Lmaoooo I should totally show this to my cardiologist 😂😂😂

[@ArjanTigchelaar]

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

[@vancejoy3724]

Perfect ending 😂 thanks for all the great content, Doc!

[@leemontgomery7914]

As an engineer, he’s asking questions regarding hydraulics, initially.

[@tulasicraddock8150]

Yep the body is a machine, a super complex one and we're driving it. Though it does have planned obsolescence

[@Kartzchen]

I'm going to use that..BMI of the QRS, WIDE or NARROW? Love it!

[@yaqootmirza7389]

Gah i lover the fact that i was able to keep up with the first half of the video as a med student!!

[@mitchjohnson4714]

All of this was perfectly clear to me. I always ascribe feelings to non-feeling things. Like in describing forces, I say mass "wants" to go toward other mass. Is the aortic valve happy is perfectly clear.

[@monkeyseemonkeydo6]

I love the multiple posts a day, please keep them up!

[@supenskylesko]

As an RN who has spent 30 years in Cardiology, I love it!!! 😅❤️ On a serious note, over the years I've had to come to terms with the fact that I see everything medical through Cardiology eyes.

[@MarySanchez-qk3hp]

And yet, according to a NY Times article I read, orthopaedic surgeons make more money.

[@catsend]

“My name is Todd. It rhymes with God. I expect you all to act accordingly,” said a cardiologist when he walked into a boardroom. Years later, a med student ignored him too long. “Do you know who I am?” “A Carson Todd, cariologist.” “Do you know what the A stands for?” “I’ve heard it stands for Almighty. But I know it’s only Arnold.”

[@katethielen3883]

The cardio consult's look reminds me of me going to see my first cardiologist as a patient- he never said hello, but would just look me up and down and go "did you have your EKG done" 😂 he was early 60s and had seen it all

[@n.sh.42]

In ER, don't talk to Cardio w/o 1st and 2nd Troponin in your hands.

[@janeflip1]

My cardiac surgeon was just like this! To the patients!

[@alexandradaniele]

He made describe your ejection fraction?

[@psidud]

So paranoid I had to check the videos to make sure it was you, I swear you had "the real doctor G" in your name before.

[@atypicalgeek88]

The fake got vaporized already!

[@lady_sir_knight3713]

He did, and took it off earlier today when the false account was removed.

[@southronjr1570]

Talking about the EKG's je sounded a helluva lot like my Paramedic instructor. Only 1 out of 16 classmates got through without being on anxiety or depression meds and for damned good reason.

[@jonathanlittle3751]

What is the BMI of the QRS

[@SkyTerran]

this is the best one ive seen yet

[@reaperdeathgod1]

Long Live the Real Doctor

[@jillifensty5110]

This has to be one of my favorites 😅

[@princessnosa2438]

I don’t bother with cardiology lol 😂 after the last time they shouted at me for bringing a Type 2 MI consult

[@LDrosophila]

As a Dietitian I appreciate knowing the BMI of the QRS

[@MarySanchez-qk3hp]

But do you know how to feed a vegan or vegetarian in the hospital? I don’t mean just going to Walmart, buying a block of tofu and throwing it into beef vegetable soup because it says “vegetable” on the label, and adding melon balls, a cold Sprite and cold apple pie to the tray, I mean a real, substantial, delicious, interesting, hot meal every day. Outside of the Mayo in Minnesota, I’ve never met a dietician who does. They all think of tofu and seitan as “meat analogs.” And yeah, the example above was what I’d receive, I went from 128 to 107 during my stay. A JAMA article I read said some patients literally experience malnutrition and die of starvation in American hospitals, and it’s not due to their medical conditions. It’s the food.

[@heggiss]

"What is the BMI of the QRS complex?" LOL

[@jasonf9813]

“What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

[@Ms.ERICA.]

😂😂😂😂😂This NEVER gets old😂😂😂😂

[@drhandle4498]

Sing it everybody, BMI, QRS... M. O. U. S. E.

[@sarahwaters8262]

🤣

[@esmeraldaoneal4044]

I didn't even need to read the M.O.U.S.E to know which song it was 🤣🤣

[@luiscarlosrodriguezsancho1436]

The mitre is an episcopal insignia used also by some abbots or abbesses in the Middle Ages. It is a ceremonial hat derived from the one used by the ancient Hebrew priests, as a symbol of their ecclesiastical authority

[@nancyj.ellington6407]

Absolutely love demand for comparison of T waves to a specific mountain range. Hilarious.

[@wrenaevillard5266]

This guy is so good.

[@jasonlopez8499]

Dr G i think the impostor has disintegrated

[@tytrater2136]

Ho boy this ending absolutely launched my sides into orbit

[@Filterdissman]

I’ve had no medical training and I understood most of those questions 😆 Wouldn’t know how to correctly answer them tho 😅