how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)

[@DonutOperator]

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[@medianss]

uwu

[@silasisaspicyboi7458]

ÔWÔ what this? UWU

[@pex6200]

M

[@Erdnusshund]

Yo been watching some tf2 videos lately donut? Maybe playing? I see those recommended videos lmao

[@ShakeItJordie1987]

1:59

[@c-3041]

Why was Donut ever chosen for an undercover sting operation. There’s no one that looks more like an undercover cop than him.

[@Why_are_you00]

Everyone assumed the mustache was fake.

[@Why_are_you00]

@ I picture him wearing a fake mustache that he rips off as a disguise, and then rips off a fake upper lip disguise to reveal an even larger mustache.

[@devinthierault]

Haha that's the idea! *Tommy Wiseau voice*

[@ryanbolson23]

Lucifer Morningstar, he’s so deep in cover his name should be Orange.

[@bllau]

That's why he looks so much like a cop no one would expect him to actually be the cop.

[@bobtehdinosaur]

Police officer: "Whatcha got in that bag full of drugs?" Drug dealers: Uhh.... definitely not drugs...

[@SI0AX]

They thought reverse psychology would work.

[@DlcEnergy]

Drug Dealers: "My drugs..." Cop: "That seems about right. Sorry to bother you." Drug Dealers: "Ha ha ha... sucker..." Cop: "Ha ha ha... sucker..."

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@SI0AX lmaof I wouldn’t call them stupid either 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobcastro1885]

I need that bag!

[@chiiz7227]

Idk, but man... this is crazy - kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGnWiKiKi8iUjrc

[@NUFIGHTER]

The manhole cover flip was definitely a real world cheat code.

[@fenianfinn]

watch dogs irl

[@jamescarroll6954]

Trooper dude: when he goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.

[@nonameguy96]

Ginny sack actually

[@empoweryourself5403]

😂😂😂😂

[@ancientsoul5608]

This is the comment right here guys ☝️

[@domino52o26]

Lmao. That's a good one

[@Jaketheaxman]

Lol

[@jeffprescott9658]

5:30 - That yoga pose doesn’t relieve back pain. It causes 18 years of child support 🤫

[@DlcEnergy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7bhYp7pcdsn8k

[@TopSmutty]

Facts

[@MeteoricStoneofSouls]

No it's working lol

[@squizzlor]

Dude I noted this befor 5:30 and droped jaw XD.

[@icrappedmyselfathomedepot6649]

Jeff

[@canehdiansteve3455]

That buckshot buck shot was one of the greatest things I've ever seen

[@13_cmi]

I don't know gun stuff but I know that was clean.

[@markchute2335]

Doubt that was buckshot. Definitely a slug. Plus if he’s a wildlife officer, a slug would be more effective against large animals. I get the pun that you were going for, I just had to be a party pooper.

[@sharonrigs7999]

That was some impressive buck breaking

[@moodysthenics4789]

that was crazy

[@cliffray1683]

If you take a look it was shot with pellets three or four of them at least enter the deer's neck watch when he pulls it up close​@@markchute2335

[@steveanderson963]

0:35 So that's what Judge Dredd looks like without his helmet

[@rileydyck261]

LooooooL

[@d3ath166]

He is the law

[@theycallmejim9643]

Nice profile pic

[@AngelGomez-qz8iq]

🤣🤣🤣

[@muskokamike127]

"she's not relieving back pain, she's just ready for valentine's day" OH man, did your wife swat you for that? lol

[@Lilith-Rose]

Haha have you seen his girlfriend dude, nah man he loves that purple haired liberal

[@IanWrigleyNZ]

@@Lilith-Rose Wine operator is firmly on planet patriot, she just happens to like being pretty. Don't be confused

[@Lilith-Rose]

@@IanWrigleyNZ you know he calls her his purple haired liberal right?

[@aggressivesewerpipe6290]

@@Lilith-Rose 🤔

[@tartarsauce2601]

@@Lilith-Rose because he got some funny hate comment about how he's got a purple haired liberal girlfriend

[@petercarmeci8317]

You’re right on that one. My mother in law retired from the 62 in Brooklyn NY. She was a patrolwoman for 29 years. She’s 5’ 1” and 108 lbs of pure badass. She spent most of her time through the Ed Koch, David Dinkins, and Guilani Years. Koch and Dinkins years were straight up dangerous. She carried a Smith and Wesson .38 Special. She feared the semi auto pistols would jam.

[@BrownieeeHD]

Shopping list for my next date: Sprite Lube Chicken Alfredo

[@w00tb0ss]

And probably axe body spray lol

[@KB4QAA]

There is enough butter in Alfredo sauce that you don't need lube!

[@mysteriousmf9779]

Screw that next date all I need is $10and 2 free whopper coupons

[@xkd495]

I really wanna write a fake shopping list with those items and leave it in my wallet. If i'm ever in an accident and they check my wallet they'll be super WTF.

[@rosshughes2534]

Papyrus SPRITE CRAMBERRY

[@themilkman993]

Tulsa Trooper throws me off, I don’t know if a mustache would make him look more or less terrifying.

[@MB-rn6gh]

nah.. a lip lounge would be OP

[@quackymcgee3913]

Me: sees a dog bitting someone My brain: awww look at the dooogieee

[@robinthrill3r7]

My blue nose pit came back with a human finger one day.. I threw it for a few minutes playing fetch..

[@daugin]

@@robinthrill3r7 wat

[@TheGauges420]

@@robinthrill3r7 oh 😶

[@Alex-ie1qu]

I was going to laugh and agree but this little thread got real dark real quick

[@TheOriginalCheeseballs]

@@robinthrill3r7 ...I’m gonna act like I didn’t read that

[@DustyGamma]

14:05 When you take the Shotgun Surgeon perk in Fallout: New Vegas.

[@Endi7b]

Straight up VATS on the antler

[@alexblack6421]

hunting shotgun

[@franki3_baby873]

I heard vats opening up and beeping as he selected his target.

[@Brigand231]

"He practiced good head control and got laid on the ground"...

[@wepti8753]

:0

[@ethann.frenchh3016]

Ayo 😂

[@Panzerfaustprodutions]

i love how when the officer is setting up the sniper the people in the back round are like wtf is he doing

[@bradmajors1886]

"Just give me three steps, give me three steps, mister. Give me three steps towards the door..."

[@jimmytesta1454]

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought that

[@777vp]

that sniper dude yeah? you know how there's 2 modes of crocs: attack and defence yeah? my man was on attack the whole time in the subway. hes ready 💪 🤠

[@RAVENC-4621]

Yeah, he had those crocs in offensive mode - with the damn strap facing FORWARD.

[@DTCJimmy]

I love K9 takedowns, that guy clearly wasn't hurting enough and wanted the dog to chew him some more

[@tonyrmathis]

I have to admire the guy who lit up in court. When you think about it he made his point without doing all the BS other people do when they disagree with the laws. No violence. No property damage. Just a public display of contempt. Good for him.

[@Margen67]

birb

[@sawyerschultz6205]

Martin Luther King would be proud

[@TheZholvar]

true

[@GangreneSerenity]

MLK didn’t die for this

[@sawyerschultz6205]

@@GangreneSerenity that wasn't my point. MLK did something called "civil disobedience" basically doing victimless crimes. loitering around white only shops or taking up white spots on a bus, that kinda thing. this man shows a perfect example of civil disobedience. he doesn't throw bricks though windows or burn down businesses, he simply smokes a joint in court.

[@Jaketheaxman]

How do you ride with a person on shift and only realize after 5 hours that theyre not a cop and they're 14?

[@SI0AX]

He could be a really tall kid and was acting like an adult. It's like a tall old looking minor getting alcohol back when ID wasn't mandatory for everyone.

[@Jaketheaxman]

@@SI0AX but you get to know the people you work with lol. How did this man's not know this kid wasn't a cop? XD

[@SI0AX]

@@Jaketheaxman It could have been a rookie cop that went with the kid, lol. Or the guy though the kid was a new recruit.

[@Matt_TX]

I mean i was 6'2" 220 at 14. dad was a retired cop and had a security contract as a bouncer at a club. I would ID people with him when they were busy, and got free redbulls from the bar. I told people they couldnt get in who were 4+ years older than me lmfaoo

[@Kiwi-pd5mk]

@@Matt_TX how fuckin' big are you now.

[@jeepjoseph9036]

7:33 even his jawline abandoned him

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

I get out of tickets by just staying deep in my woods where there's not really any cops to give me a ticket in the first place anyway

[@mouthbreather280]

Your more prevalent than Justin Y these days. He’s fell of the map completely.

[@ClingyCrab]

@CurlyG65 You’ve obviously never been to Mississippi

[@Digger-Nick]

@CurlyG65 Satellite internet exists.

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

Nah, he chills @ Tommy Burger in San Pedro, now.

[@bho-lj1jk]

I do not believe there are no Big Foot police. I mean did you see the trainer in the first clip, he’s at least part Big Foot.

[@AndrewPalafox1]

carry a monopoly “get out of jail free” card

[@spacepraesidium2292]

Nobody just picks those things up... they cost thousands.

[@bobitobob3453]

Are you made out of money?

[@theblackcatvieweraccount5402]

I wonder if I should hand a cop one of those next time I see them...lmao

[@jonesy19691]

I tried that once, the cop thought it was funny but arrested me anyway!🇺🇸🤔

[@SpookyGhostLad]

"Get out of th- oh sorry sir have a good day "

[@kg_canuck]

I love how the tangled deer literally line up for the guy to give him a nice shot.

[@jrstoelting]

Bork Bork nom nom. 🤣 “If you take of again you’re going to get bit” Well, they warned him. And they were right.

[@austinbailey7755]

He knew the rules, he played the game

[@onedaynoreason2572]

Was that cop female? If so she was boss

[@nthgth]

Like... did he think she was bluffing? She already sicced the dog on him once and it worked!! 🤣🤣

[@matthewliek7935]

I live near this place Moses lake is a bunch meth heads

[@ayoder7246]

Fantastic LEO recap. We need more of these, longer, entertaining stories, first time reactions, just a great video 👍🏼

[@TwizzlerGirl]

That guy that shot the antler off of the deer is frickin BADASS!

[@medicbag2718]

The casual sniper makes me think of when your gta online guy is in a serious cutscene.

[@uncletedscabin4625]

"Do you like to party? Cost is five dollars or two Dairy Queen coupons."

[@uncletedscabin4625]

@Buddy Van Cigrit That was my first thought as well, I couldn't believe it was an actual thing.

[@randylahey8434]

Wanna grab a couple'a cheeseburgers first?

[@J-Rod91]

6:27 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SMOKEY (AKA RANDY) THING! “Trailer Park Boys” is so in touch with reality!! 😆😂🤣

[@theferretxd2643]

11:21 i thought that short officer was the 14 year old pretending to be a cop😂

[@alucardlt7185]

I would take 14 years old insted of this useless dwarf xD

[@gooddaywithh4341]

What would that officer do to help other than taze and shoot someone.

[@johnvanegmond1812]

Absolutely worthless.

[@cathymaynen324]

I thought at least the dwarf could have gone low and tackled at the ankles. A youth football player could have done it

[@sergigrajera5966]

@@cathymaynen324 i mean, atleast yank on the pants or grab a leg and push up the groin

[@caleblangham2924]

I just saw this video post. Crocks, shorty shorts, and killed sniper shot. Are you sure it wasn’t Matt Best ? Seems like his preferred outfit. Lol. Love what you do Donut. Keep up the good work.

[@Viper555]

3:18 “fetch me their souls”

[@rjclone5119]

This is way late. But to this day Rex does this. But he a good boy

[@God-of-canine]

That is so funny

[@Alex-ie1qu]

CCCCCCCCarpenter!!!!!!!!

[@user-ud4jv]

"instakill!"

[@willispeacock948]

As someone who has played entirely too much Fallout I am absolutely certain that the game warden put all his skills into the shotgun surgeon perk.

[@hourdebass7916]

14:00 "shotgun surgery" who do i have to shadow to do that?!?

[@Zman9042]

7:05 I can just see Donut going "oh, honey, you're worth a least 2 whoppers and a kid's meal, don't sell yourself short" 😂😂

[@pokerstar2004]

Man, I think I heard a sonic boom when the officer launched the Bork Bork.

[@psygn0sis]

I thought I did too, turned out to be her "mom arms" flappin' in the breeze because she was forced to run.

[@sidepanel4763]

im 3 years late but i just found this channel last week and im so glad to see ppl talking about phallus man. i lived in the city and saw that graffiti everywhere and laughed really hard every time I saw it, and I think there is still some around. i remember seeing some p-man graffiti within the last year

[@CadChamberlain]

imagine the anxiety of the guy tasked with standing in front of a sniper rifle

[@SirBeardy]

2:12 when your custom character shows up in a Cut scene

[@babayaga7762]

I like that the officer says “your gonna get bit IF you don’t stop!” Like the dog isn’t so close he can smell his fear

[@rwandanstarbux1494]

3:50 this is like spawning next to the guy just just killed you.

[@muskokamike127]

Well, the dog cop was just practicing catch and release lol...... "hey doggo, you wanna play a game? ok, you catch him, then we release him, then you catch him again ok" ROOF Ok, GO...lol

[@dragonforge4411]

I'm both impress and relief how the officer handle the two bucks without any harm on them, and also the officer kept the antler for either bragging rights or just a memento.

[@uzaiyaro]

My favourites are still Let's Enjoy Opioids and The Roof Korean.

[@patrickr324]

Where is the roof Korean videos

[@nobodyspecial914]

@@patrickr324 look up count dankula roof Koreans. Mad lads on YT

[@Wombat_Astronaut]

Opioids are best enjoyed in moderation though, hard lesson learned

[@uzaiyaro]

@@Wombat_Astronaut Believe me, I know. Developmental back problems.

[@Wombat_Astronaut]

Moon Moon Sorry to hear that, hope all is well.

[@notatheist]

I asked my father, a retired deputy, what LEO stands for. He shuttered, and stared out of the window at the pouring rain. He quietly mumbled something ominous, and drew from his cigar. We sat in silence for the rest of the evening.

[@TheMonotoneMan]

now idk what it means... and i might be way off but my best guess would be Law Enforcement Officer cause its LEO Review so Law Enforcement Officer Review

[@anonymoose2474]

@@TheMonotoneMan Lasagna Effect Orator

[@sirlagsalot902]

2:08 The fact that he has stblackst in his recommended is hilarious.

[@asherwoodrow7471]

also has elitelupus in there like, what?

[@captain-mcnips7630]

“Little Erotic Orphans? Oh no.” He sounded so disappointed😂

[@sebastianbarbeite2154]

He knew he would never be allowed near orphanages again

[@captjoefrd]

Lesbians Eat Out

[@gunnerg9930]

@@captjoefrd oh god

[@tonymobbs7738]

when i thought there was nothing worse that dying...theres dying by a sniper in crocs

[@murphy13295]

" A Game Warden finally doing something " . GameWardens mostly work alone . In the field they have to approach armed hunters who often have been drinking and with armed unobserved hunting buddies . They have a high mortality rate in the course of carrying out their duties .

[@jordanhicks5131]

Maybe they shouldnt be out there then! Or, maybe that high mortality rate is because of how those game wardens act, think they are big swingin dicks when they need to realize they are ALL ALONE and theres more of us than there are of them. Be nice and know when to beat a hasty retreat so they can continue to game warden another day. Act like a jerk trying to be Dudley Doright and well, the woods can be a forever home.

[@shaskett98]

7:49 ... That's the county I live in .. and that sums up the entirety of the area

[@MsSpartan15]

7:33 I swear on everything, my wife and I were watching this video while eating dinner. We were having chicken fettuccini Alfredo and we both had a sprite. Needless to say, he must have seduced the both of us.

[@AllBraunZeroBrains]

SPENCERRRR I’m glad you included his clip! That legend has since passed away but man was so legendary ✊🏼

[@jaydenyoung90]

DO NOT POST A VIDEO WHEN IM ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP!!

[@btr82ifv25]

Same yet I'm happy he posted....

[@Temp_Nom]

Exactly

[@fabiang5915]

It's 8:30 fam

[@jlaw553]

Nah, 11:30

[@fabiang5915]

Where at

[@rrockt3830]

LEO stands for: Larry's exotic oats

[@kidcharlemagne1002]

Larry's engorged organ

[@IntrepidYouth]

Larry's Impregnated Oregano

[@Speedpunk650]

Let's Entertain Orphans

[@raccus2719]

Nathan Lynch I think he knows that, it’s a joke

[@Miked1332]

This was one of the funniest videos I've seen from Donut. Commentary is A+++. 😂

[@thecanucklehead3034]

That backpack/tac vest is awesome. Itd be perfect for something like a protest or march. You could have officers in or around a crowd without looking too out there, and in 3 seconds they could slip away and gear up.

[@lukebryan3427]

He look phat He text bacc But most importantly... He bring Alfredo chicken snacc

[@jackburton3212]

11:41 Tackleberry and Sweetchuck 😂

[@rhouser1280]

Ahhh 😂 haven’t thought about that movie for decades!!!! Yes 100% I can hear the theme music now!

[@grandadsclothes1454]

10:16 Two first responders were killed and one is still in the hospital. I think the GoFundMe pages are still up to help their families.

[@alexn2702]

You can see someone get into the pickup..

[@tannert8361]

4:26 Someone is gonna have hella street cred for this. I mean i dont smoke weed. But thats lowkey badass.

[@DYLANKNAPP94]

It’s just weed and legal in a lot of places in the world now, So maybe or maybe not. Lol

[@waynekerr2472]

People like him are the reason it's not legal in more places

[@DingleFlop]

@@waynekerr2472 Probably correct.

[@777-h6d]

@@waynekerr2472 I'm pretty sure it's only illegal because of the ban lobbied for by the cotton and paper industry in the 30s that blamed Mexicans.

[@NVArt001]

@@777-h6d Actually it was DuPont that had the most to do with outlawing cannabis. They had just developed a new product called Nylon and were making ropes out of it. They then lobbied Congress to make hemp and marijuana illegal so they could corner the market. Up till then the world's navies and merchant ships were exclusively using hemp ropes.

[@russgudz4220]

That was an awesome episode as usual Donut! I have been watching your channel for a few years and you always keep it real. Capitol insurgency last year? I watched all of it! You should have been awarded for that coverage! I just ordered a "Put a thumb in it" shirt from Matt at bunker branding to support Scott at Kentucky ballistics. I'm a former Ranger Msgt from 75th Regiment,1st battalion,Charlie company. You make a major difference doing these videos. Because, we get to see the truth. Do you have any plans to hang out with Mat and the rest of the Black Rifle crew? Take care. Russ. 😉😎👍🏻

[@sleepinggiant4062]

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!"

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

I wonder how many people know where that is from.

[@blaws6684]

She’ll lay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Good wimpy ref.

[@jacknedry3925]

B Laws, Ahh good ol’ Popeye

[@nathanvigil3393]

Of course this happens in 'Berque.

[@Cu8ez]

My "get out of jail free" advice is: Keys on the dash, hands on the wheel, and just be respectful and polite, small things go a long way with alot of boys in blue. Moreso for small traffic infractions

[@nthgth]

Exactly. You assault someone, that's one thing. But failing to signal, going 10mph over the limit... there's some wiggle room if you're smart and not a jerk.

[@yesman9792]

@@nthgth unless its a state trooper, we all fucked then.

[@jimanderson9403]

Devin Oneill . My vehicle has 4 (roll down) tinted windows , rear lift up hatch and 2 more rear side windows tinted as well (all factory) .*Everytime I've been pulled over all 4 windows are down all the way , hands on steering and license, reg. and insurance are on dashboard upon His/Her arrival to my door. I like the keys on the dashboard idea you mentioned, never thought about that. Great idea , thanks. *what can I say , I got a lead foot. I'll never learn .

[@cathymaynen324]

When taking my kids to drive w their learners permit one of the things I would always go over is when (not if) you get pulled over how to correctly behave. The "when not if" part was dont get a self righteous attitude, the police are doing their job.

[@larsharris]

Not being a jerk goes a LONG ways. Pull over first safe spot. Myself I don’t grab anything. Window down, car off. Go from there. “ License ? In my billfold, have to unhook seat belt?” Pause “go ahead”. Insurance in glove box “go ahead” or that’s fine. Seems to relax things I’m not digging stuff out as they walk up, just hands on wheel. In winter “is it ok if I keep car running?” I have always been told that’s fine. I have gotten one ticket. And he reduced it 10mph. which saved me a lot. State Trooper was going to ticket me. No doubt. Important call came over his radio. He tossed my stuff back. “Get out of here” tore off. Saved me $$$$

[@dakota10018]

I've been a Donut subscriber for a long time but I haven't seen this video till today. Glad to see my hometown and high school friend Spencer got his spotlight 😂😂 #LebanonRepresent

[@mouthbreather280]

13:27 that’s from Canada. An Alberta Wildlife Officer near Calgary made that shot and said it’s done quite often when angry males in fights end up getting stuck together.

[@Harshhaze]

Do the deer lose alot of blood, or is there not alot up there? Good shot though 👌

[@silvereagle90000]

@@Harshhaze Zero, it's hardened bone.

[@mouthbreather280]

Harshhaze No they don’t because the antlers can be cut/broken or injured. It won’t affect the animal. They are meant to be abused in fights against other males. We do have quite a lot of deer in Canada since there is so much outdoor land. You could quite easily see them in many places apart from cities.

[@jackd2083]

plopnow I have seen deer elk a moose and a mountain lion inside nw Calgary! That was a good shot but not uncommon. Their antlers grow back too

[@mouthbreather280]

Jack D yeah, officers do use this method to free them at times. We’re good shots up here in Canada haha

[@michaelferguson7276]

Donut: "I would totally sleep with somebody for chicken Alfredo." Prediction: This will not age well. LOL!

[@wingsfan99994u]

One of the best channels on Utube!

[@Jame5man]

13:44 my dads uncle actually shot a buck that was dragging a dead one around because they were stuck together. He has them mounted together

[@jsvendsen6256]

James Sylvestre, well your father's uncle isn't a man of much character is he? I've seen hunters do what they can to separate 2 deer because it just doesn't feel ethical to them. Check you tube, there are many. Just my opinion

[@calambres6614]

I would not be proud of this story

[@flagovhate]

@@jsvendsen6256 the other deer was already dead, what was he supposed to do?

[@ajlyday8941]

@@flagovhate Separate it from the living one and take the dead one home to eat/mount???

[@flagovhate]

@@ajlyday8941 lmao if the deer was dead for more than a few hours you cannot eat it. Better to shoot and eat the living one, rather than leave it to die and have two deer go to waste.

[@novicebladesman2835]

What is the bag at 9:08 called? The thing is amazing. Takes concealed carrying to a whole other level.

[@jakegriswold66]

Novice Bladesman took a second to find it but the company is Ballistipax

[@novicebladesman2835]

Jake Griswold Thank you for the help.

[@Arthang]

Legitimately Excellent Organization

[@fordchannell2248]

you can see the officers ankle holster when he gets picked up

[@danafreeman8235]

Homie got simba'd

[@glorytokekistan824]

Simp

[@ElijahPerrin80]

Lube, Sprite and chicken alfredo, got it. Thank you

[@hermesgeko]

Holy crap the truck... My heart stopped... I hope everyone was okay. Yikes.

[@satanbirmingham911]

10:32 YO THERE WAS SOMEONE IN THAT WHITE PICKUP TRUCK WHEN THE SEMITRUCK FLIPPED ONTOP OF IT

[@Ole_Cade]

I live in Wilson county, this is no joke about the marijuana in the quart room, it was in Lebanon TN lol, I was in my college English 102 when the alert came across my phone.

[@EM.1]

@Cade Harrison *court* not quart.

[@spacedog2535]

E M, *Wart* not court

[@CyranofromBergerac]

Lebanon? That explains everything. Side note, don't eat at their Taco Bell. My old store helped theirs because their employees hate working apparently. Could have sworn I was in fallout raiding the place for supplies. It was horrible.

[@Chris-sk6fg]

Hahahaha you know the quart room in the gallon building?

[@EM.1]

@SpaceDog poorly made. Anyway I judge people by their grammar and in general the way they comment. Your comment is pitiful.

[@djgraph404]

That sniper has North Hollywood shoot out Swat vibes. Only other guy i seen rock the shorts so effectively.

[@jeremyczerwonka2887]

The “bag full of drugs” is a makeup bag...my wife has the same one 😒

[@jaredadam3007]

I think you should check

[@michaelmota4602]

Also "make up bag"

[@travistucker7317]

@@michaelmota4602 probably good he didn't know that

[@abiii267]

Its ok... the kid down the street definitely doesn't hide drugs in his inhaler 😉

[@crocogottheglocko3327]

L- Bork Bork E- deserve O- nom noms

[@caseymacmacl7463]

You know he means business when he shows up with his Crocs already in sport mode!!

[@Vadanovltch]

You know they caught the California guy that licked the doorbell and it was on live pd

[@mason3vze740]

Si Robertson hi uncle Si your the best is willie still fat and lazy

[@psygn0sis]

lol, people actually watch that show? Talk about collecting the lowest common denominator viewer. I tried once. The attempt by the "host" to talk it up and seem more exciting than it was seriously cringe worthy. I think I yawned about 5 times before the first break.

[@mason3vze740]

psygn0sis yawning doesn’t make it boring lol

[@Vadanovltch]

Mason Patrick yes he is

[@pex6200]

LEO stands for....... Lubricant enhancement operation

[@Skyline_NTR]

giggity

[@AString95]

Lubricant Enhanced Orifice

[@pex6200]

Meatball Maestro oof

[@yaboibeeler6927]

NOW PLAYING: WHO asked ( feat: No body did) ⏮----⏺--⏭ 2:14 / 3:37🎶🎵🎶⬅️⏸➡️

[@Knallteute]

Ouh that sounds like a cavity search.

[@red_d849]

14:14 hope that warden kept that antler cause that was a rad shot

[@SpookyGhostLad]

0:37 That dude looked like brock Lesnar and doom guy had a baby 4:27 (oof so close) this brave man just looks happy to be there 7:38 and this guy is what happens when fat jonah hill eats skinny jonah hill

[@twigdayzclips2859]

I think you mean Duke nukem instead of doom guy.

[@SpookyGhostLad]

Wouldn't duke nukem and brock Lesnar make the doom guy though?

[@twigdayzclips2859]

Silly Cereal yes! no.... maybe? idk....

[@SpookyGhostLad]

@@twigdayzclips2859 the rabbit hole runs deep lol

[@zlMonsterx]

14:09 man went into VATS mode for that shot.

[@cannon_obrannon]

Great contact, this is in my top 5 channels.

[@cornbread596]

8:25 just putting this here to go back and show my dad the clip

[@creepyendy]

4:37 he is a hero for every stoner around the world

[@mrdg1523]

KZbin deserves better! Lol

[@jamescarroll6954]

Trooper dude: when he goes camping, the bears hh

[@BadJellyman100]

h

[@tilburg8683]

h

[@pohockey4274]

James Carroll for real the bears hh??

[@williammelpeck1387]

9:28 his heart is not really covered. His gut is just fine but not the heart. It would be hard fix to though because it would make it harder to pull over the head. Not really sure of a good way to fix it though. Incredible tool though. Mind blowing.

[@connorm3367]

Have velcro on the shoulder straps and another plate of armor in a flip up pouch that overlaps the stomach plate so once you pull it over you flip up the front pouch and slap the velcro pads together on the shoulder straps. Or just a separate bulletproof baby bib lmao

[@tartarsauce2601]

More foldy bits

[@nufosmatic]

10:18 - I was in a killer fog in North Florida one late spring in 1976. My dad and I were going to work (my dad's company had a policy of employing college-bound children of employees preferentially for summer replacement labor). We were on a road we both knew like the backs of our hands which disappeared from us in the fog. (I just learned that location was about 1000 yards from where Lynyrd Skynyrd composed "Sweet Home Alabama" three years before.) We pulled well off the road and got out of the car. We were hearing the squeal of breaks and the screech of tires on pavement and the sickening crunch of metal on metal until the fog lifted about two hours later. Our side of the divided highway (less traveled side) was OK, but the other side had about twenty cars now fused into a single sick-and-twisted caterpillar. Remarkably enough, nobody got killed or even seriously injured. Two rules in Florida - don't drive through no puddle you don't know the bottom of, and don't drive in a fog where you can't see the lines on the pavement...

[@slidwitch4124]

I like how your recommended videos are a bunch of SFMs

[@DucNguyen-vd2oe]

When your at a yard barbeque but you also have to take one down in two hours

[@chadtristan7782]

That Washington one was exactly on my birthday

[@case3270]

9:25 That’s what my nerf gun does lmaoo

[@KeenKong52]

Donut: I can't make any money with KZbin constantly taking away my ads Also Donut: "Looks like your using an Ad Blocker" (Edit) : Wow guys thanks for 1,000 likes

[@electronbeing5473]

@eixid Acronyms only apply when in capitals and with the appropriate punctuation.

[@KeenKong52]

A.d.d stands for: Annoying Douche Dodging, which is what people do when they see u coming

[@jaxonreed8038]

Yeah, but who wants to give CNN any ad money?

[@firstname4097]

@eixid advertisement

[@firstname4097]

@eixid some might say "advert"

[@austinmyers6779]

Lol your laugh about the back pain thing is great. 😂

[@kyomi8878]

“Large Erotic Operator” Large Erotic Oink Also, wow that man is the definition of: “You’re getting a ticket whether you like it or not”

[@pex6200]

3:33 That fur missile had to have a handle on his anti boom boom vest for what reason? this is against that poor fur missiles rights as a free borker

[@Kumquat_Lord]

It's for mounting on jet fighter hardpoints.

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

The standard mK-9 Anti-Baddy Fur Missile comes equipped with grabby grabby handles (for mounting to Operator noodles) to properly aim before firing, and stowing after sufficient effect-on-target has been delivered via a payload of pointy triangles (titanium variants sold separately). Capable of immediate reuse after firing.

[@pex6200]

Anon E. Mus thank you for clarifying but did the borker consent to the grabby granny handles on the anti boom boom vest?

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

@@pex6200 The mK-9 ABFM supports an advanced processor for a variety of applications including self-maintenance and status updates, often displayed via fluffy fluffy rudder wagging and perked trouble-finders. A properly trained, fueled, and well-maintained fur missile would follow proper protocols enthusiastically under most circumstances while armed and deployed. (Voice-activated disarm overrides are prone to be less effective than manual grabby grabby stowing).