"IM GONNA PUT A BULLET IN YOUR BRAIN!" "Lemme smoke this cigarette."
@mcmiller2335 жыл бұрын
Same result. One is quicker than the other.
@Onio_Saiyan5 жыл бұрын
Lemme smoke before you smoke me.
@maximumaction11255 жыл бұрын
He was gonna be smoked anyway
@Legend-ib9ik5 жыл бұрын
MURICAAAA!!!!
@graysonwilliams48265 жыл бұрын
Corn Cobb dude just needed a cig before going to jail for 70 months!!
@kennykash60894 жыл бұрын
When a grown man screams, "Owie" he is officially no longer a threat. lol
@kda20644 жыл бұрын
I heard it more as “ HELP MEEEE”
@nathanwilliams40054 жыл бұрын
@@kda2064 He definitely exclaimed, "OWWWWWIEEEE." 🤣🤣🤣
@cardo7184 жыл бұрын
@@nathanwilliams4005 Owie is a squeaky little girl's voice.
@rac7883 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lerrej60313 жыл бұрын
God damn if a dog was locked in on my leg like that I would also start screaming "owie"
@eagleeyeedit5 жыл бұрын
The cops mic sounds like a kid raging in Modern Warfare XD
@Stonewulf5 жыл бұрын
Fuckin A! HAHA
@pilotj94675 жыл бұрын
*Shouts in 144p*
@johnnydeerfist37275 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I miss those days
@ThatGuyThatDid5 жыл бұрын
EagleEye 31 cs 1.6 flashbacks
@Schlohmotion5 жыл бұрын
@@johnnydeerfist3727 or unreal tournament: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaqXnq2qoNOXfs0
@charleneroberts82412 жыл бұрын
That dog's tail never stops wagging! He's a happy bork and a top notch nom nommer!! Employee of the month
@Kiefsti Жыл бұрын
I suggest a meaty bone treat raise for the bork bork, going through glass like that is dangerous! I used to clean cars and it's no joke when we got an accident or something in!
@dosidicusgigas13763 ай бұрын
@@Kiefsti yeah dude tempered glass sucks ass, that stuff splinters like crazy. even pieces that look smooth can be a menace
@apelfed5 жыл бұрын
Have to say - I never heard an ACTUAL “Owieeee” used in the wild until now
@chase86495 жыл бұрын
OWIEEEEE
@EB-mv5wb5 жыл бұрын
That and the Goofie "yaahaaahoooiiii" fucking murdered me
@FreeAmerica4Ever5 жыл бұрын
In the wild... lmao
@Thrash_745 жыл бұрын
Ive never heard somebody older than 4 say it
@ballisticgaming86965 жыл бұрын
Fuck it is at 420 likes
@itsdequavis88675 жыл бұрын
When the cop smashed in his window it reminded me of Christmas
@D.A.B19945 жыл бұрын
I need stop by ur place this Christmas.
@D.A.B19945 жыл бұрын
@3L33T guess I'm coming by ur place to.
@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly5 жыл бұрын
I know right, I love smashing my presents open. Another tradition to pass on to my kids someday.
@OCALLARM5 жыл бұрын
HOHOHO... Merry Christmas...
@barrymccockinner8425 жыл бұрын
It reminded me that Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
@annes20595 жыл бұрын
“Lucky as hell and as smart as a goldfish” That, sir, is quite the insult to goldfish...
@alicat26905 жыл бұрын
🤣
@goldfishi57765 жыл бұрын
Goldfish don’t smoke.
@RaggaBaby5 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up you old bat🦇
@AlexWithington5 жыл бұрын
KlikKlaka what the fuck is wrong with you
@Snakeman197815 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@petermccuskey1832 Жыл бұрын
The Dog completely broke through the language barrier and helped the convict to understand the severity of the situation. Great job guys.
@Cody.Tafoya5 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you" Nom nom nom "Owie owie, I give up!"
@masonjames66285 жыл бұрын
The cop was just mad the guy had fucked up his relaxed day, it was cold out he did not want to go be out in the cold. So he said fuck you and sent the dog in for good measure and some redemption.
@sykwookiee5 жыл бұрын
@@masonjames6628...I'd have done the same...he was just hangin' out in front of a nice, warm fire with a snifter of brandy with bork bork resting his head on his masters lap...then shit fer brains decided to fuck all that up...nom nom nom...I'd be pissed too...
@brookshadlin1175 жыл бұрын
He screamed just like that one generic soundboard scream when someone dies in a movie.
@xeniful67195 жыл бұрын
"Friendly dogs inbound"
@cavemanlovesmoke43945 жыл бұрын
"SAY UNCLE SAY UNCLE"
@boi5boi2345 жыл бұрын
Officer: “IM GONNA PUT THIS PULLET IN YOUR HEAD” Dude: “WAIT LET ME SMOKE THIS CIGARETTE”
@BlueWahoosFan5 жыл бұрын
Idiot nearly got smoke reaching for his cigarettes. Yeah...when a cop has a gun pointed at your head the most important thing should absolutely be gettin' your nicotine fix. Cigarettes kill and nearly got ole airhead killed quicker than the lung cancer he's gonna get from them cigarettes are gonna kill him.
@thatadam95965 жыл бұрын
He almost got smoked tryna have a smoke
@IsraelCountryCube5 жыл бұрын
@@thatadam9596 the smoke smoked the smoke who wanted to smoke while smoking the smoke?
@sarahelizabethgilbert4875 жыл бұрын
Logic.
@vegasrebel18895 жыл бұрын
Couldnt make a better arrest in a movie.
@grimgrinners5 жыл бұрын
“Imma gonna smoke this cigarette...I gotta pistol.” “Bring on the Bork Bork.”
@grimgrinners5 жыл бұрын
3L33T damn straight. That boy ain’t right.
@grimgrinners5 жыл бұрын
3L33T oh yes. Made me laugh a little.
@Szolrykor5 жыл бұрын
@3L33T He wanted the cop to kill him. He asked afterwards why they didn't
@BonesCapone5 жыл бұрын
I hate to be the only one thinking this, but I think he was trying to say "I've gotta piss, sir"
@grimgrinners5 жыл бұрын
Saul Rikor I’m glad the officers don’t have his death on their conscience, and he can get the help he needs.
@SatyrToon2 жыл бұрын
I love how they just pick up the dog and put him through the window and the dog's just like "YEAH!"
@timothymcintire57475 күн бұрын
Damn near threw the dog on him. With the "Fuck you!", it almost like the cop was holding back but changed his mind. Released a faith worse than death become Bork work nom nom
@locksmithdb59875 жыл бұрын
"The officer gently removes the window and offers words of encouragement." That REALLY made me laugh out loud!!!
@michaelbartow15465 жыл бұрын
I agree. I had to replay that clip 2-3 times and still LMAO on it.
@Mr.CoachBeaulieu3 жыл бұрын
Dudeeee no way did it ?
@FredFukkinBear3 жыл бұрын
One of the main reasons I subbed to Donut is his sense of humor and wit.
@jeepwj9920025 жыл бұрын
"Everyone's a badass until the bork bork shows up."
@natethegreat25565 жыл бұрын
Errybody gangsta till the fur missile latches onto them!
@natethegreat25565 жыл бұрын
@koolcat420 *John Wick disliked your comment*
@TheFandorn5 жыл бұрын
@@natethegreat2556 so did I
@JohnnyBoy62265 жыл бұрын
@@natethegreat2556 same here
@ozoolydie20715 жыл бұрын
jeepwj992002 Bork Bork nom nom
@jonahroelofs44055 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how that dog is having fun and wagging his tail while doing this.
@FreeAmerica4Ever5 жыл бұрын
They are trained as if it's a game, dogs love nom nom game! My dad trained dogs for Athens, GA police department. That's why they only do it to disarm, never going for the throat, which is the kill point.
@MT-if1jr5 жыл бұрын
Jonah Roelofs They love to bite on that bite command.
@BP_Aviation5 жыл бұрын
Lets be real, how often does this bork bork get to use his nom nom training..... of course he is happy to see how well it works
@7Be5 жыл бұрын
Tail wagging doesn't necessarily mean happiness; but rather excitement in general. That being said, I hope the good boy was happy.
@DC66DC5 жыл бұрын
@jeremiah Jones the fuck did I just read hahaha
@upandaljm2 жыл бұрын
I honestly do not care how bad a day I'm having that makes me laugh my ass off every single time.
@tortol48475 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would hear a grown man say "owie" in a serious manner.
@savas59235 жыл бұрын
Poke your eye and recorde the reslonce mr badass
@MrV2u5 жыл бұрын
stockart whiteman my exact thoughts. So freaking gooder.
@nehuge5 жыл бұрын
It's because he's a hurt little kid inside due to his problems which is why he's committing crimes in the first place. I've always been convinced that these tough guys in these huge penitentiaries are really just a little disturbed children on the inside.
@bobsolson70435 жыл бұрын
blahahahhahahahaha we all thought it
@Burrrr69695 жыл бұрын
Is it local to some areas maybe?
@cadenables83155 жыл бұрын
“Lucky as hell and as smart as a goldfish” -Doughnut Operator 2019
@michaelmccarthy46155 жыл бұрын
Koi are smarter than goldfish and still a fish....
@kamspork84085 жыл бұрын
I have goldfish and I'll tell ya something.... much smarter than this F#%kface
@MoparKorean5 жыл бұрын
Hey Donut you gotta put this on a tshirt man!
@fsu-chorgz-24905 жыл бұрын
Did you just call him doughnut operator it's donut omfg
@tylermcflyer30615 жыл бұрын
Caden Ables quote of the year
@sootyone87695 жыл бұрын
When you would rather get bit or shot so you can smoke a cigarette, you might have an addiction.
@Yonatan245 жыл бұрын
Shot>shot?
@johnforjustice23505 жыл бұрын
Sooty One 😂😂😂😂
@cavemanlovesmoke43945 жыл бұрын
Thanks jeff foxworthy
@ellykindredzombie81985 жыл бұрын
Sooty One well said that's hilarious 😂
@ellykindredzombie81985 жыл бұрын
Florida Man I'm a smoker too but I'm not that addicted either this guy clearly has a lack of working brain cells problem.
@wausa71322 жыл бұрын
That owie shit is priceless. Little baby. It's just some love bites.
@migsch2 жыл бұрын
Bruh I’d literally love to see you attempt to firm a bite from a dog like that
@Pinkooru Жыл бұрын
@@migsch I'd love to see you understand what sarcasm is in real time.
@migsch Жыл бұрын
@@Pinkooru anything else or you finished being brain dead?
@teodorsmefjell29755 жыл бұрын
When he started to say "Owie" almost killed me with laughter
@tripps6075 жыл бұрын
Burito your mother is a dirty bitch
@johnforjustice23505 жыл бұрын
Burito hahaha this dude will never get his man card back. Owie?
@micahlawshe47055 жыл бұрын
I was like I kinda feel bad for laughing. Nahhh I’ll laugh anyway
@Faith_Through_Struggle5 жыл бұрын
Burito noice burrito, burrito
@Saboteur6695 жыл бұрын
Same hahahah
@PracticalBibleStudies5 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc He had a criminal snacc
@ColonelK0rn15 жыл бұрын
Best comment in this section
@thormight7845 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@yuriismywaifu2035 жыл бұрын
The snack that bites back Bork Nom
@ClassyDeerBoi5 жыл бұрын
@@yuriismywaifu203 That should be a commercial parody lol.
@Kami_YT5 жыл бұрын
He also fit in your backpacc
@thedriverofallthings5 жыл бұрын
“You’re gonna get bit” “Let me smoke this cigarette” Bad choice lol
@deebri0 Жыл бұрын
Every time Donut says bork nom, a pupper gets his vest 🐕 💗
@TheRarook3 жыл бұрын
Scott: "Fur missile armed" Dan: "Fucking send it"
@Onio_Saiyan3 жыл бұрын
Package delivered, effect good. Rtb for debrief. Have a nice day.
@dancox55723 жыл бұрын
Now that's funny. Nice.
@Nayr16833 жыл бұрын
This made me LOL
@Alex-Walker3 жыл бұрын
Fur missile 😂😂
@ItzaJerm3 жыл бұрын
3 months later still underrated
@azbag19063 жыл бұрын
The “Fuck You” then throwing the dog in was my fav part.
@Petersonmgee3 жыл бұрын
Because you’re evil
@joshuameyers41263 жыл бұрын
@@Petersonmgee too bad the dog didn’t go for his throat instead.
@自重トレ兄弟3 жыл бұрын
The most gangster thing I’ve seen since that security guard shot two robbers in the convenience store (another donut video) 🍩 ❤️
@s0lastsummer73 жыл бұрын
Chucking him over the broken glass to keep him safe and give him a direct shot to this loser -- perfect execution 😂👍🏼
@vihaandas43463 жыл бұрын
@@自重トレ兄弟 "it's fake" "too bad, mine is real, now stand the fuck up"
@Petebuiltmobilewelding5 жыл бұрын
"OWIE" -Shitbag 2019
@benjaminmcvay98645 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@robertprice39525 жыл бұрын
NOM NOM
@MIckveli25 жыл бұрын
lol ohh i know riiight.!!! good stuff.
@johnforjustice23505 жыл бұрын
Peter M hahah yes he is the 2019 winner
@motiion61302 жыл бұрын
The goodest boy wagging his tail while castrating the suspect is funny af
@ericdeco36615 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard a grown man seriously scream “owie.” That was glorious.
@matthewmckinzie15645 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly 😂
@danbardos34985 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a man lol
@ptrib88075 жыл бұрын
Idk if he's exactly a grown man
@McNamEvan5 жыл бұрын
He grown but not a man
@OsamaBinDarrel5 жыл бұрын
I bout pissed myself 😆😆😆
@johnman86474 жыл бұрын
I like how the doggo is wagging his tail the whole time he's f'n this dude up.
@MrMojoman12364 жыл бұрын
Dogs wagging their tails doesn’t necessarily mean they’re happy. It just means exited or like energetic. They do it when fighting all the time. Just useful info, don’t let every dog with a wagging tail, no matter how cute.
@gwsmith764 жыл бұрын
@@MrMojoman1236 pretty sure in this case doggo was wagging it from pleasure. I know I laughed my ass off listening to him screaming "owie" like a three year old girl and I wasn't the one making him do it.
@demibasan17144 жыл бұрын
there was absolutely no reason to let the dog out i dont know how u ppl can be so dumb and be proud and happy of it.
@gamerepic47604 жыл бұрын
Demi Basan to get the guy out
@demibasan17144 жыл бұрын
@@gamerepic4760 oh yea to get the guy out we just let a aggresive dog bite him for some mins? they got tasers and pepper spray snd they got their hands, wtf u talking about? they were just horny to let the dog bite him or damage him. they had 5-6 different ways to get him out and they let a fcking dog out.
@sunnyisasun5 жыл бұрын
man: escaped from prison also man: OWIE!! OWIE!!! OWIE !!!!!
@Apple-es8zr5 жыл бұрын
Sunny Tang lol
@cals48875 жыл бұрын
don't leave car? have a bork bork nom nom in there with you
@highestqualitypigiron5 жыл бұрын
everybody a gansta until a k9 starts biting their tender inner thigh
@ashtonsquires31022 жыл бұрын
Please keep the K9 videos coming. There isn’t much I love more in life than watching someone get turned into ground beef by a handsome broker!
@Rob-uc8zr5 жыл бұрын
borkbork- "best squeaky toy ever"
@FreeAmerica4Ever5 жыл бұрын
Haha I didn't even think of that, bork noms harder and makes him OWIIEEEEE more each bite 🤣🤣🤣
@Thors.hammer694204 жыл бұрын
The dog is the harder i bite the more he scream, fun for me, bork bork.
@joeyh273d44 жыл бұрын
Rob Holappa it says owie
@mrbojangles61563 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how the hardened criminal was saying “owie” like he was 5 years old again. That sure was a good lil pupper.
@IsraelCountryCube3 жыл бұрын
Yeah wouldnt wanna hear a grown ass woman cry either. This guy is too old to be yelling OWIE for his age while getting bitten by a dog with 200P of preassure in it's bite.
@theberminater95893 жыл бұрын
if you had a dog bitting your leg while while you were pulled out of your car, you would probably be crying for your mommy.
@MEAT_CANNON3 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how Nazis used dogs to harm and kill civilians too.
@mrbojangles61563 жыл бұрын
@@MEAT_CANNON we could, but I don’t converse with idiots.
@user91bE3 жыл бұрын
@@MEAT_CANNON you do realize that just by being a civilian, you're not immune to punishment for breaking the law.
@brandyb29314 жыл бұрын
The dogs like, "I'm getting STEAK TONIGHT!"
@jenk28864 жыл бұрын
And he's just happy as can be wagging his tail! 😅🤣😂
@spencerchappell63414 жыл бұрын
Love it when the Bork Bork gets to nom on the bad guys.
@chubbyfug46014 жыл бұрын
Spencer Chappell the man thought he was hard and the dog tested him out and he turned out soft
@spencerchappell63414 жыл бұрын
@@chubbyfug4601 Yeah, everyone gangsta until them dog teeth hit the skin.
@jenk28864 жыл бұрын
@@chubbyfug4601 the dog had a life size chew toy 😂🤣😅.
@chef76582 жыл бұрын
There is never a scarier feeling than having an animal you cant reason with bite you for a while. epic
@TenthElementGraphics5 жыл бұрын
Dogs inner monologue as he's being passed through the window: "THIS IS WHAT WE TRAIN FOR!"
@FreeAmerica4Ever5 жыл бұрын
That and, "Nom, Nom, Nom, I love this game!"
@doomslayer22905 жыл бұрын
Nah probably wondering why his squeaky toy is making weird Tom and Jerry noises.
@challengevspranks38455 жыл бұрын
Will Engle it’s just like the simulations
@JosephAng5 жыл бұрын
Billy Baldwin
@caspian69005 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr I love it
@jacobrivera81365 жыл бұрын
Lucas: Imma smoke and taunt the cops! Bork bork: I'm about to end this man's whole criminal career!
@vacbannedyourmom90175 жыл бұрын
@3L33T bruh, he was anything but cool. Attempting escape, acting frantic, and worst of all... Smoking.
@CountlessPWNZ5 жыл бұрын
Asian: I'm about to end this Bork Bork's whole career.
@wampachomp51205 жыл бұрын
@@CountlessPWNZ lol
@mustangenthusiast5 жыл бұрын
I was eating beef and rice when I seen the dog being hustled over the mirror. The rice in my mouth left abruptly...
@ajseditz93494 жыл бұрын
I love how the k9's wag their tail when biting the shit out of suspects
@Einwetok3 жыл бұрын
They know they're correcting bad behavior and neutralizing a threat. Nothing wrong with feeling good about that.
@EnforcerTV3 жыл бұрын
Loki kind of terrifying. Can't say that I'd fare much better if I had one of those snappers on me.
@crassiewassie83543 жыл бұрын
@@EnforcerTV then they're doing there job They're either causing you to rethink your life cuz hurting dogs is inherintly wrong Or you're rethinking your life because police just set a little monster in your car through your window
@edythelurker41283 жыл бұрын
Stolen?
@edythelurker41283 жыл бұрын
Yup
@masterlordclaw2 жыл бұрын
I think we can all enjoy the family bonding. "Can you pass the bork bork?"
@grams52085 жыл бұрын
“Are you having trouble saying escape?” “Yeah” Cutest shit I’ve ever heard😂
@andytaylor15885 жыл бұрын
@FlamQ Dbltap and Spokane.
@KageNoTora745 жыл бұрын
He suffered a flying fur missile airstrike on his Djibouti.
@pand3mic9424 жыл бұрын
This officer absolutely missed out on the opportunity to extinguish this man's cigarette with pepper spray
@user-ef4gf7rr9r3 жыл бұрын
Legit question: is that possibly an explosion risk because it's an aerosol? I don't know the content of the propellant. Compressed CO2 would probably be fine?
@pand3mic9423 жыл бұрын
@@user-ef4gf7rr9r It would be fine, it isnt't pressurized with an aerosol so the thick capsaicin oil would put it right out
@user-ef4gf7rr9r3 жыл бұрын
@@pand3mic942 Gotcha. Technically, the oil itself would be the aerosol, tho. The propellant would be what's at issue.
Me a headphone user with my ears bleeding i felt this but Headphone Users: OWIE
@polaris300005 жыл бұрын
Edited Summary: Bork: *Nom* Criminal: *Owie* Audio: *Mostly Static* Headphone Users: *Press F for Tinnitus*
@garyanderson46852 жыл бұрын
Bork Bork waggin' his tail like he's having the time of his life.
@Stephanie-we5ep Жыл бұрын
Well, he was!
@Backdaft946 ай бұрын
I mean honestly that's what they live for, the chance to chew on something that screams and struggles.
@ghfjfghjasdfasdf4 жыл бұрын
“Multiple words of encouragement” RIP, microphone 😆
@FishAnvil5 жыл бұрын
The dog wagging it's tail the whole time is so cute
@powdrpuf235 жыл бұрын
That dog enjoyed it so much
@theone-mz5ut5 жыл бұрын
Good boi
@jailoutafreecard44145 жыл бұрын
Its like watching a football player head to the finals. Trained their whole life for this exact moment
@TarkTheWild5 жыл бұрын
Hes done a good job.
@uiorhfgiuorhwwgwge8364 жыл бұрын
Dog: *biting Toms leg* Tom from tom and Jerry: 5:11
@AarySlayz3 жыл бұрын
LMAKAOAOO
@ransonkelly89663 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@TwentyOneBunSalute3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@urielcampos32473 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@napiersh13 жыл бұрын
I read your comment 5 secs before that part in the video and I lost it.
@witchyirishgirl2 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favs. Rewatch when ever I need a laugh. 💙🖤💙🖤
@wawazaza17855 жыл бұрын
4:47 that dog just puts his leg on the seat to get more leverage LMAO
@IsraelCountryCube5 жыл бұрын
@@user-Chris89 lmao imagine if they said sick him in the middle!
@7Be5 жыл бұрын
Haha OOOWWWIIIEEEE
@drabhand5 жыл бұрын
So you're saying dogs use all their legs.
@I5ZQ85 жыл бұрын
This leverage initiated the owies
@crispq58325 жыл бұрын
"Close Shooting" KZbin Demonetization bot: Hmmm
@rollingthunder9155 жыл бұрын
Dogs tail is waving like he’s having a blast.
@jeremy56025 жыл бұрын
For real, it's literally a game to K9s, they love their job.
@chrisoffutt89685 жыл бұрын
People don't understand that the dog getting to bite somebody is the ultimate reward for them. If you make noise like that guy you're pretty much a giant squeaky toy.
@woswasdenni19145 жыл бұрын
@@chrisoffutt8968 fun fact the squeeks are a resemblence of small prey animals when they are hurt. so if your dog plays suqeeky toy he basically plays squisch the squirrel
@CenTexPhoto5 жыл бұрын
The dog was thinking the whole time "As soon as dad tells me to stop I get my favorite toy!!! Best day EVER!!!" I love police K-9's!
@IX_XI135 жыл бұрын
He should be happy, he is making a criminal scream “OWIE”
@diydunder33772 жыл бұрын
That dog was so very happy. What a good dog.
@The-Warrior-Optimist4 жыл бұрын
“Owie! Owie!😂😂😂 he got straight up scared into childhood regression 😂😂
@meyakabrown7953 жыл бұрын
🤣 👍
@TheUsualSuspect433 жыл бұрын
He's been there for a long time before he got bit
@fly69doc3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SloodermanSloodin3 жыл бұрын
I think anyone would if they had dogs sicked on them..
@ioozemayonnaise8473 жыл бұрын
The best defense mechanism if you ask me
@bradleyakulov36185 жыл бұрын
The officer literally throws a dog at him.
@bradleyakulov36185 жыл бұрын
@@tripps607 Your spelling is so bad, I'll take a guess and say you dropped out of either 3rd grade, or the 2nd floor.
@xe1g5 жыл бұрын
@@bradleyakulov3618 oof
@v8c8te515 жыл бұрын
@@bradleyakulov3618 Omg thank you for this comment lmao.
@calgar42k5 жыл бұрын
@@tripps607 good for us , considering how you are talking there are good chances , you going to be a future video subject :)
@AtemiRaven5 жыл бұрын
@@tripps607 Every English teacher who has ever died is rolling in their graves right now.
@ClarkKulper5 жыл бұрын
"Owie! " I died when he started screaming that 🤣
@themc33115 жыл бұрын
Came down here the post the same damn thing! I'm still laughing! Does that make me a bad person?
@michaeldavis46515 жыл бұрын
@@themc3311 Possibly, but if so, we'll all be terrible people together.
@ClarkKulper5 жыл бұрын
Donut was right on the money when he said this guy was dumber than a gold fish.
@barrymccockinner8425 жыл бұрын
Jeffery Epstein screamed that when he was murdered.
@erkv.84525 жыл бұрын
yeah, it sounds like the Bad Guy in "Home Alone"--- "marv"?!
@stevenjordan94978 сағат бұрын
Many of us actually loved the officer's language.
@gunnermaison245 жыл бұрын
The OWIE screams had me crying, if I ever win the lottery, I’m giving half to you donut for tax purposes
@Its_me-Im_you5 жыл бұрын
Literally the funniest thing haha. Never heard anyone scream "owie" from actually being hurt. Lololol
@WillowOD5 жыл бұрын
2019 body cam mics remind me of the old call of duty days.
@Nasher18055 жыл бұрын
The only thing they miss is the 240p recordings
@Jakkgusa5 жыл бұрын
At least they're not 12
@PeacefulJoint5 жыл бұрын
I was confused at first then 2:13 happened. *MW2 flashbacks*
@Operation_hiv5 жыл бұрын
PeacefulJoint me too
@PeacefulJoint5 жыл бұрын
@KaYBe lmao
@SpaceCadet25694 жыл бұрын
A grown man? Shouting “owie” screaming like a 5 year old girl. Perfect husband material.
@mr.awesome75524 жыл бұрын
To be fair, lots of people would scream like a girl and cower in the scenario, angry borks are scary
@voxpopuli9054 жыл бұрын
Mr. Awesome are you a donut blower?
@zancrus96294 жыл бұрын
@@spectrepar2458 Damn isn't that the truth. I have a friend that was like that with every woman he dated and the first one he married.
@jimmyboy21654 жыл бұрын
Space Cadet 69 I’m guessing he was part of the Antifa/blm movement. If not they will definitely recruit him because he has a pistol 🔫 🔫
@James-uk4xi4 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if you're joking or not
@ambercrombie7892 жыл бұрын
Just watched "Law Abiding Citizen". Wow. New fav movie. Thanks for recc Donut O.
@Thomas-of6xm5 жыл бұрын
best quotes of 2019 "lemme smoke this cigarette "OWIE, OWIE i give up, i give up" -smoker
@barrymccockinner8425 жыл бұрын
Thomas my favorite quote is Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
@Thomas-of6xm5 жыл бұрын
@@barrymccockinner842 you got a nice name
@ClarkKulper5 жыл бұрын
@Gordon Payne dude.... What terroristic threat did you see in this video? This guy was wanted for some serious stuff, then he runs from them in a vehicle that can very easily be used as a deadly weapon... . Put yourself in the cop's shoes. That cop acted phenomenally and I'm glad there are men like this that are still willing to put on the uniform and do what needs to be done. 🤷♂️ *also, Epstein didn't kill himself.
@CountlessPWNZ5 жыл бұрын
@Gordon Payne pinche mayate, hispanics, asians, and euros don't want you in our communities for this dumbass logic you present to your offspring. your kids will grow up hating cops because you hate cops. guess what breads criminal mentality? literally everyone else in the world knows not to commit crimes, how about you catch up to the rest of civilization and stop commiting self destructive crimes?
@CountlessPWNZ5 жыл бұрын
@Gordon Payne you can't blame whitey for your inability to gain employment.
@pedromiguel32273 жыл бұрын
Such a great K-9 partner.I’m glad he didn’t get hurt.
@camronadair7384 Жыл бұрын
A dog not getting hurt is always a happy ending especially a police dog they a very good boys and girls
@silverkitsune8353 жыл бұрын
This guy has the best low intelligence, high luck build ever
@odysseygaming38363 жыл бұрын
Found my new RPG build.
@derkernspalter3 жыл бұрын
Const: 5 Stamina: 7 INT: -100 Luck: 1000
@kingsadvisor183 жыл бұрын
With Fallout: New Vegas Stats Strength 1 Perception 5 Endurance 1 Charisma 1 Intelligence 1 Agility 10 Luck 10 (notice, he has left 11 points untouched while playing)
@johnnyfoosball122 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a couple people didn’t get the joke lmao. 1 strength (hence why he said owie) 1 perception of the current situation 3 endurance to hop back and forth in the seat 1 charisma, probably self explanatory 1 intelligence 6 agility also for seat hopping 9 luck for not getting capped Also wild wasteland
@youngkhronic22432 жыл бұрын
Cryin
@davidmommerency45892 жыл бұрын
Love the dogs tail wagging like he has hold of a frisbee.
@billtheunjust4 жыл бұрын
Clearly the cop lied during the arrest. He said "I'm going to ****ing kill you." but didn't actually do it. So the dept probably had to reprimand him for lying.
@organicthug52204 жыл бұрын
Ha ya he should have kept his word
@someguy6414 жыл бұрын
The bork bork should've nom nom'd harder
@E7ectricity4 жыл бұрын
stupid cop lying >:( j o k e
@claytonkickflip75954 жыл бұрын
Weird murder fantasy you have there
@jeffb57854 жыл бұрын
I want the officers in Kenosha that shot the criminal 8 times and only crippled him to be sentenced to firearms training until they get an excellent score. Wasting ammo like that is just wrong. Now that POS will go to court and be awarded a boatload of taxpayer cash that he has no right to.
@MichiBuck124 жыл бұрын
Yelling "Fuck you!" at a guy while throwing a german shepard at him might be my all time favorite fight move.
@liamcoleman25854 жыл бұрын
Guy: screams owie , Me: laughing my ass off
@Biffo12624 жыл бұрын
I have to admit to having tears of laughter in my eyes. You just couldn't script that. What a good dog!
@lethalbear79484 жыл бұрын
Same my friend
@LordVebrand3 жыл бұрын
Im glad im not the only one.
@treybailey84633 жыл бұрын
same lmao
@jluvs2ride3 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@MayBeSomething2 жыл бұрын
Two things. 1 (about the description): Of course he was the sharpest crayon in the pack. He ate all the other ones. 2: I love who there is a tense moment where a man with several warrents is trying to escape Police, the Police are pointing guns at him, and the Police car is playing this happy little "door open" jingle, without a care in the world. Also, is that jingle Ford exclusive?
@philonetic3214 жыл бұрын
I mean, in context it was just a warning. Saying "i'm gonna kill you" was probably the adrenaline version of "do you not understand how close you are to being killed due to your actions, young man?"
@softwalnut1793 жыл бұрын
“Can you calculate the mental field’s distance from my desire to rupture most of your cells with a module of lead traveling at an estimated Mach 1?”
@softwalnut1793 жыл бұрын
I killed the joke and
@burger003 жыл бұрын
@@softwalnut179 nah I thought it was funny
@softwalnut1793 жыл бұрын
@@burger00 alright I guess I enhanced it a little
@vexedemperor55883 жыл бұрын
Ye it was brutality they could have opened the door and took him out instead of throwing a dog on top of him
@brucelombardo5 жыл бұрын
The dogs happy, I see the tail wagging!
@nomercyinc67834 жыл бұрын
training dogs wag for more than excitement
@diedforurwins4 жыл бұрын
lol nom nom
@hannibalthecannibal36064 жыл бұрын
Oh yes every time I see a bork bork getting some action if I had a tail it would wag every time
@SandwichWorld4 жыл бұрын
When he started screaming owie I couldnt hold in my laughter 😂
@kyle17513 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo same here I can't believe he actually said that
@rickjames93393 жыл бұрын
OWIEEEEE!!!!
@Dolcesin3 жыл бұрын
Same dude lollll
@scottmauro993 жыл бұрын
That was kind of funny
@johnnyrocket65883 жыл бұрын
Don’t be an asshole or you’ll have a canine’s incisors in your leg. Simple
@dutch39012 жыл бұрын
i love how the dog's tail is wagging when the suspect is screaming
@christopherjames83175 жыл бұрын
"OWIE, OWIE, OWIE!" When you finally get that spanking you deserve.
@bloodsongsToolreviews5 жыл бұрын
I thought he was saying mommy lol
@christopherjames83175 жыл бұрын
Could have been both haha
@davidmoran21645 жыл бұрын
The dog's name is buster good very good buster
@christopherjames83175 жыл бұрын
Handler drops a fist on the dude while the dog is latched to his ankle and I’m waiting to hear a very casual “good boy”.
@davidmoran21645 жыл бұрын
@@christopherjames8317 they never said good boy:(
@halflife1033 жыл бұрын
Chief: "For fuck sakes man, Ya can't just say youre gonna kill people" Officer: "i mean... i guess..." Chief: "Okay now get back to work"
@Monkforilla3 жыл бұрын
True he needs to find something else to say that’s intimidating
@theonethingwealladore3 жыл бұрын
@@Monkforilla like “I’m gonna beat the ever-living shit out of you”
@Monkforilla3 жыл бұрын
@@theonethingwealladore uhhh close but still not legal enough. How about “get on the ground or I will be forced to use non lethal??”
@theonethingwealladore3 жыл бұрын
@@Monkforilla not very intimidating. How about, “if you don’t comply I will crack your skull open with a rock”
@scottmauro993 жыл бұрын
Yes he can it's the right thing to do it's called a warning look the dude probably walk straight off a cliff with a sign right in front of him or go swimming with piranhas when it says warning don't!!! pretty much the same thing got to pay attention to those warning signs... We put them out there for you and that law man's was clear as day!!!
@loveoneanotherasihaveloved83273 жыл бұрын
I’m glad the dog was okay, that was a lot of broken glass exposed.
@EDSC_CANADA3 жыл бұрын
@@evanmagnus3746 it’ll still cut up a dogs feet. The term ‘safety’ glass means it shatters instead of splinters. Broken ‘safety glass’ is still sharp 😂
@theslashmanrc75033 жыл бұрын
Jesus approves of the bork bork nom nom
@EDSC_CANADA3 жыл бұрын
@@evanmagnus3746 so they do give accounts to 8 year olds..... noice..
@evanmagnus37463 жыл бұрын
@@EDSC_CANADA they giv acount to ur mom
@dylan550i3 жыл бұрын
@@evanmagnus3746 woah man settle down
@johnq.public59112 жыл бұрын
Donut, This "incident" was HILARIOUS!!
@henrybertkehenryb72354 жыл бұрын
Dogs literally love their job so much, whenever they are in action they wag their tail like it’s the best day of their life
@LegDayLas4 жыл бұрын
all the dog is thinking is "THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR!!!!!!! *NOM*NOM*"
@Biffo12624 жыл бұрын
@Rune Age Mage They are all trained by reward otherwise there is no incentive.
@manuelmijarez77405 жыл бұрын
That was some amazing weapon transitioning. Goes from his secondary to his primary Dog.
@nexis84065 жыл бұрын
Textbook training at its finest
@WAMMO-qb1cc5 жыл бұрын
Its that slight of hand perk bro.
@mikhailgorbachev37215 жыл бұрын
Fact: All criminals commit crimes. Fact 2: Doggos are good at ending those crimes.
@sirshotty76895 жыл бұрын
Fact 4: they should strap squad assault rifles to dogs
@threadworm4375 жыл бұрын
@@sirshotty7689 in ww2 Soviets used suicide dogs rigged with explosives to destroy German tanks but they were trained on russian tanks so it ended badly
@sirshotty76895 жыл бұрын
SpitfirePancakes well actually what happened was that the gunfire scared the dogs and they ran back into the Russian trenches.
@threadworm4375 жыл бұрын
@@sirshotty7689 it was both, they were used to the diesel engines of the soviet tanks and ran towards those and if they tried to turn back to the soviets they were almost always shot
@RobertyFamily Жыл бұрын
Love the dog wagging his tail the entire time.
@sentientcapitalism38894 жыл бұрын
I like how the bork just wags it’s tail as it destroys some grown man while it says “Owie”
@DavidJones-ct7fw3 жыл бұрын
He's being a good boy doing what he was trained for. He's a happy boy.😄
@frostchiropraticandacupunt62093 жыл бұрын
He deserves a treat such a good boy
@NoodleBoi-jf9ng3 жыл бұрын
Yo what’s up dude
@sentientcapitalism38893 жыл бұрын
@@NoodleBoi-jf9ng no fucking way…
@NoodleBoi-jf9ng3 жыл бұрын
Lol didn’t expect to see you here
@darianbrown50985 жыл бұрын
I like how happy the dog seems through the whole situation. He was just waggin his tail away.
@konstantingr59284 жыл бұрын
for every leg he bites , he gets a bone as reward
@danagray97095 жыл бұрын
I love that the dog is having the time of his life, wagging his tail while messing this guy up.
@MrRolyat985 жыл бұрын
It’s what they’re trained for. Pretty much what they live and die for. I knew a k9 Officer once who can’t mention going on patrol to his dog when he’s off duty because the dog will get so hyped it will refuse to eat or calm down.
@Nasher18055 жыл бұрын
You know that dogs don't wiggle with their tail just because they're happy right? It's like you getting goosebumps- from cold weather, when you're emotionally touched, when you hear a song you really love and so on
@Stop_Infanticide5 жыл бұрын
He's a good boi! Didn't hesitate at all to make a afternoon snack outa the bad guy 🐶
@acealtiier5845 жыл бұрын
Hops outta the car like “owhhhh lunchtime”
@th3mous3805 жыл бұрын
W
@jackofpaultrades2 жыл бұрын
i love when bork bork has a tail waggy getting nom noms. Hes a good dog
@ryanchase28732 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is beyond mere entertainment. The girlish screams while the dog has him hemmed up is pure comedic gold
@Backdaft946 ай бұрын
In all fairness, if a fur missle was using your junk as a chew toy, you'd probably be screaming like a girl too
@stringlarson12474 жыл бұрын
I own a Czech/DDR bork bork nom nom and I just had to smile when officer furry went flying into the vehicle after his big squeeky toy. Sqeeks didn't disappoint officer furry as you can tell by the tail wag.
@allisonwinchester31085 жыл бұрын
5:10 he screams like goofy when he falls from something high. AAAHHHHAAAHHHAOOOIIIIIIEEEE!
@tj59125 жыл бұрын
Impressive observation. More impressed you spelled it out.
@titus3965 жыл бұрын
Actually Tom from Tom and Jerry when he gets hit by sum
@Burstify5 жыл бұрын
@@titus396 Yep.
@jaybird197545 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SkyLinMegas5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂
@livingthedash67275 жыл бұрын
You could put this guys brain in a bird and watch it fly backwards. Moron: "I got a pistol!" Police: "We have a nom nom rocket!" Moron: "Owieeeee, OWIIIEEEEEE!"
@easternrebel10615 жыл бұрын
*fur missile
@livingthedash67275 жыл бұрын
@@easternrebel1061
@johnforjustice23505 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂. Best comment
@BaldMancTwat5 жыл бұрын
@@livingthedash6727 good game
@Stevie7625 жыл бұрын
Furry Missile always wins.
@baconoverlord79822 жыл бұрын
"Owie". The last words of a hardened criminal.
@ilagg02464 жыл бұрын
The dog wags its tail while biting the dude. He was having fun.
@jdisdetermined4 жыл бұрын
The dog can't yell "I live for this shit!!" So he uses barks and tail wagging to convey his enthusiasm for his job..
@TheG60528XiJinPing4 жыл бұрын
@@jdisdetermined imagine a dog contributing more to society than some of these criminals lmao
@nicholasquaid18954 жыл бұрын
Dogs loveee to bite and chew
@ethann.frenchh30164 жыл бұрын
The always do 😂
@ImCedReacts5 жыл бұрын
"Was trying to escapé" -Donut
@abigbutterstick17805 жыл бұрын
He was quoting Finding Nemo
@ImCedReacts5 жыл бұрын
@@abigbutterstick1780 whatever it is he was quoting it made me laugh way too hard lmao
@abigbutterstick17805 жыл бұрын
@@ImCedReacts absolutely
@walterwaller97845 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how “nom nom” was just wagging his tail the whole time he was subduing the suspect!! #idiotswillbeidiots #thisguyisadumbass #suspectgoteverythinghedeserved
@Raskolnikov705 жыл бұрын
The perp: "OWIE!!!!! OWIE!!!!! OWIE!!!!!" The dog: "Man, this is the BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!" :D
@jimz685 жыл бұрын
I was going to say that,too.
@jwcross61105 жыл бұрын
I was excited because of how excited he was. So glad he got to munch some perp.
@raptrz_5 жыл бұрын
Never seen such a boomer comment
@StoicObserverS5 жыл бұрын
Well, cat poop is like Almond Roca to borks. Criminals are like cat poop, so... You know, happiness.
@josephp.87782 жыл бұрын
Anyone complaining about his demeanor has clearly never been in a life or death situation.
@justforever969 ай бұрын
I have never been but I have seen plenty of cops who have who manage to chose that words better. Hell that's why they give you training, so you can use the standard commands without wasting mental bandwidth thinking about it. I don't think it's really criticism of the officer to say that perhaps he should work on that, because saying things like that can cause problems. It's just not the most advisable course of action.
@Kingdeathtrooper6 ай бұрын
@@justforever96 Fear, in these instances, is necessary. How many idiots have had a gun pointed at them and said "No you wont.", only to do something stupid, then scream "You shot me!" in surprise? If yelling about killing him stops him from acting, and stops the cop from having to react in turn, it's preferable.
@fletchcnc69775 жыл бұрын
If you say, "Owie" while being arrested, you immediately lose ALL street cred.
@tripps6075 жыл бұрын
Fletch CNC lets see what your bitch ass says
@Cameron_71275 жыл бұрын
tripps 607 Lol I found the guy in the video!
@mcbridemotorsports57885 жыл бұрын
Officer:"GET OUT OF THE CAR!" POS:"nO, ImA sHoW yOU mY eNTitlED 3Yo TaNTrUm." DOGO:"BORK BORK NOM NOM MF!" POS: "OWIE!!!! OWIE!!!!! OWIE!!!"
@boredmemer74305 жыл бұрын
“Dad, he smells like Meth and bad choices” “OWIE, OWIE, OWIE” Also, when the dog was in there, did anyone hear him scream like goofy? “YAHHHHOOOEEEE”