How to Get Banned from Walmart

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[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

I said "goodbye" instead of "later" just to see if anyone would notice :)

[@stevewolfvr]

i noticed

[@nellAx19]

Oh, we noticed.

[@AliM-kl5rp]

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[@captainsquiggles5958]

I WAS JUST WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER YOUD BE BACK OR NOT

[@Chris-qc2kd]

I noticed it immediately

[@thecelerycrunch2346]

Hearing him say “goodbye” at the end instead of his usual outro made me feel like I was in trouble

[@annabait-ml1wd]

XD

[@solzutv]

same

[@Marder_IFV]

​@CJ_Dook_51no

[@Marder_IFV]

​@CrewmateComplexXPno

[@kuromori6200]

​@CrewmateComplexXPNo You aren't.

[@iamjimb]

Watching a mascot dance while holding an emotional support alligator is the most American thing I've seen in a while

[@shakeyj4523]

It's just a pet.

[@aaronolson6736]

I think that guy is about 8 by now

[@mysteriouspresent5186]

@@shakeyj4523It’s not “just a pet”. There’s a reason you can legally own a dog without needing a license, but the same can’t be said about wolves. What’s the difference, i mean, a wolf is just a bigger, different breed of dog isn’t it? I mean, they can make viable offspring in the right conditions…One of them is domestic and the other is NOT.

[@crustycroissant7318]

​@mysteriouspresent5186 you can own an alligator without a license tho

[@hommie789]

@@mysteriouspresent5186 You can own a parrot without a license and because of the long life span of parrots they are NOT domesticated.

[@arunmoses2197]

0:50 I like how calm the people in the plane are when the wing gets damaged. It's as if it happens regularly.

[@unknownman5090]

Either too shock when it happen, which also happen in real life or kind of like "eh, we already land so why need to freak out"

[@user-mk3sf4lp2j]

People will panic if it is taking off not when it is landing... duh!

[@ftroop2000]

If it was getting ready to take off, I'm it would've been a different story

[@FeedMeChaos1]

@@unknownman5090 shock... seriously? From *that*?

[@unknownman5090]

​@@FeedMeChaos1 Yeah? When something out of ordinary that is/might be dangerous happen, people can be caught in shock. We got someone who pass out while riding roller coaster because: 1.They are too scared ofc 2.They are too shock with whatever they feel while riding it. That is extreme example tho. TL,DR; Shock can happen when someone experience thing they dont usually do

[@evanmcandrew9166]

As a Walmart employee, I can tell you that washing detergent has no form of seal on the container (which really sucks cause they leak a lot)

[@mikeg6285]

Working for Walmart was one of the worst things I did, and I've done some stupid sht.

[@kingofawesomeness5375]

The alligator bobbing about while being held by the mascot sure provided me with emotional service.

[@escapetherace1943]

dude needs a raise for being so chill he'd handle somebody's alligator no questions asked.

[@jonniedoe8658]

​@@escapetherace1943that's gritty and he's basically the opposite of chill. He was unveiled in 2018 and Philadelphia hated him until he showed he was chaos incarnate.

[@escapetherace1943]

@@jonniedoe8658 I don't know or follow sports man and honestly don't really care outside of the clip

[@Shako_Lamb]

@@escapetherace1943 You don't even need to care about sports to enjoy Gritty he's just his own thing really

[@treewisps4085]

i get support animals but they don't need to come to sports games...

[@billnye69]

The container is bigger than the advertised amount for a reason. My store sells 4L of liquid in a 5L jug. You aren't being ripped off, the liquid needs some freedom to move during shipments, and changes in temperature can cause the liquid volume to change as well.

[@bigmike-]

> changes in temperature can cause the liquid volume to change as well. Except the container is sealed... so even if frozen, the container will still swell and/or burst. Further: Water only expands 9% when frozen. That means that 4L of fluid will only, at maximum (and if it were only pure water) expand to 4.36L. The only reason they would have to use a 5L jug instead of a 4.5L jug is because they already had access to a huge amount of 5L jugs... because 2 years ago, they . This is a rip off, because the price of manufacturer and materials for the detergent hasn't increased... the companies making stuff just know that there are absolutely 0 consumer protections in the US right now because we have a barely-functioning government and damn near non-existent legal system. That's the truth of it.

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

It's the same thing as the "why is the chips packet half air??", for some people seem to don't seem to grasp the idea that they are paying for a set weight, as stated on the packaging

[@maxcimander188]

​@@user-zz3sn8ky7zyes, at least somebody gets it. Nobody is getting ripped of, because there are the set amounts on the package (L or kg)

[@derrzzyaboi6527]

@@user-zz3sn8ky7z thank you i was gonna say this

[@larkalfen9510]

​@@user-zz3sn8ky7z Isn't it just nitrogen that stops the chips from breaking ?

[@winnie5873]

When I pick out my laundry detergent, I always do a ‘lift test’ to see which one feels more full. Always thought it was in my head until this very moment. Now my life is validated.

[@47ravenlord]

Doesn't matter if it is full or not. The amount of liquid in the container is accurate to what is stated on the container, and that is what they charge for that amount.....filling it up the rest of the way is theft.

[@winnie5873]

@@47ravenlord exactly! Someone could have emptied part of the contents from the one I am buying into another. Lift test is best.

[@WaxPaper]

​@@47ravenlordIt's worse than shoplifting because the store isn't gonna lose anything, some customer who buys that light one is.

[@wonkybeans]

@@WaxPaper whoever buys the empty one deserves to lose their money if they can't tell it's empty simply by picking it up and feeling that it is, in fact empty.

[@JH-lo9ut]

Isn't the weight or volume displayed on the bottle in the US? I don't know, In my country, they are obliged to put that on there, and the store also has to display price per volume or weight on the shelf, or in the case with detergents, they must display price per unit of use (price per wash) so you always know wich one is more expensive. This system almost completely eliminates the oversized packaging BS.

[@Wunba]

Maybe all of the laundry detergents aren’t full cause everyone keeps doing this 😂

[@Rorywizz]

tru

[@Dennan]

@@AliM-kl5rp he is not allowed to watch other videos?

[@Turkey000001]

Lol are my eyes working

[@michaelchen2718]

literally nobody does this... it's just shrinkflation.

[@ColonelCat99]

@@AliM-kl5rpwdym “what is this person doing here?” he watched the video and commented lol

[@jessicas.6235]

I thought Naia missed it but she nailed it so hard. The nerve of landing like such a boss.

[@alicestorm6239]

Honestly

[@myst1741]

Girl has more style in less than 15 years. Than i'll ever have xD

[@jgon12]

Yeah she nailed that landing!

[@jmz2144]

Had to rewatch a few times, that was smooth

[@Monkeyman12534]

Coolest fortnight kid thing ive ever seen

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

He had to pee. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@PaulArmory]

For years you have brought joy to my family and I. Thank you! From 1 continent to another we have watched together. Thank you for sharing your time with us. Apologies for the years it’s taken me to sub. Not that it matters at this point and time. We are settled now which means you have our full attention 😁🥰

[@backyardrebel2149]

I've often wondered why they don't put tamper proof lids on dishsoap, laundry soap, etc. Some weirdo could mess with your soap and add who knows what to it.

[@werdwerdus]

probably because it happens so rarely that it is not needed. I'm sure if it started happening regularly then they would change it.

[@cadetjones9205]

They already put a warning label to not use if the seal is broken before purchase, so if you use tampered soap, they're not liable.

[@arcionek]

Guys I think someone spiked my laundry detergent because I almost died after drinking it 😔

[@CT-gl2zj]

You could tamper with a lot of things if you really wanted to. Sprinkle anthrax in all those loose fruits and vegetables. Laundry detergent is low risk comparatively. Not worth the extra packaging.

[@minmin-hd9bu]

they're already crying about climate change unfortunately. we really gotta seal EVERYTHING in stores bc people cant understand you pay for VOLUME NOT A CONTAINER FULLL. also, future scholar here, deliberately flipping off his mask while recording :)

[@layjaly]

As someone who gets banned from Walmart every other day, I can say that this is an accurate tutorial.

[@Tyler-8898]

What kind of shenanigans are you doing to get banned? 😂

[@RTWLR]

How did he/you even get caught?

[@beautifulgorgeousman]

whenever i go to walmart i try to keep it under one hour because it has bad vibes

[@Johan-xd2nw]

​@@RTWLRhave you ever heard of CCTV?

[@thefunson8087]

bible truth

[@kamoonrathewolfgod9189]

What a great, funny video. Thank you so much for the laughs. The fireworks sure were pretty. I loved all the clips. The alligator chilling was unique.

[@akkmok]

0:34 Baby decided to bring his own holy water 🤣

[@BunkerSquirrel]

That “Goodbye” has the same energy as Marge saying “goodnight” to Bart after he was caught shoplifting. What did I doooo 🥺

[@triplet5375]

Just saw that on KZbin, it's so rough

[@JustinSawyer-ji5wm]

Disappointment really does sting more than anger.

[@PeterBove]

Yea wtf

[@classicboigaming]

it feels so off

[@SpongeB00b_is_a_savage]

I saw that episode years ago 😢

[@couldarstrolm6969]

1:22 someone unlocked their 100th car accident

[@dr.wallacebreen3859]

That's the 1000th car accident

[@solidturtle6910]

only women can achieve that

[@dr.wallacebreen3859]

@@solidturtle6910 women ☕️

[@spinechiller567]

​@@solidturtle6910good one

[@tylerrichter6760]

you can now play as luigi

[@CheesyMonke37]

0:34 that baby just disrespected the church so bad 😂

[@yobafromstarwars1375]

2:34 Goodbye!?

[@Sicira]

The emotional support alligator is maybe the funniest and most adorable thing I've ever seen

[@chwenhoou]

Seeing said gator being held by Gritty was the best part of that clip.

[@metallhak]

Florida guy moment

[@InkHyaena]

That's Wally the alligator! He's a sweet little boy and I think his owner has had him for a good while :D The video of him going to the pet store to pick out a new toy was the cutest

[@lydon5595]

Except alligators are not supposed to be pets. Human interaction can be extremely stressful for them, however owners don't see that, because an alligator oviously can't express their feelings the same way as a human. The one in the video is a well known gator, and probably has some mental disabilities, it's bite reflex doesn't work as it supposed to, however it's still extremely careless to give it to other people to hold, especially children.

[@shakeyj4523]

It's a good thing they don't have Public Access rights and you can deny access though.

[@turtlestheturtle]

Biggest thing I didn’t expect was the “thank you so much for watching, good bye.” Is daily dose not making anymore videos? Edit: happy to see that I was wrong!

[@ashm9952]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING BRO THAT THREW ME OFFF

[@robineuvonen224]

Yeah. Last video. He said that in his last community post. Never coming back to KZbin ever again. You guys should keep an eye on the updates.

[@robloxianmaster9]

Where is “letter” 😭

[@Zizzy7]

Ooooof, also the first thing I noticed. Just clicked on the previous like 6 to see if I missed it earlier.. I didn't.

[@JustASideAccount]

I know right. I was confused why he changed it. I he alright?? _😢_

[@Fuzzy-gs1lr]

That goodbye felt personal

[@gabrielperez1199]

That "goodbye" throw me off

[@thedudeman123456]

Can we talk about how chill that lady was about the wing of the plane literally scraping the ground?

[@vomm]

She was the camera man why shouldn't she be chill

[@Infamous41]

She wasn't she said "Dang the WINg hit da ground "

[@robotcrocodilio3109]

normal monday activity

[@ROG4life]

"nice" - that lady

[@cscms28]

as opposed to completely losing her mind and screeching and flailing and trying to open emergency exits?

[@Dusxio]

Gonna be honest. I never knew the whole 'fireworks truck crashes and sets off' works in real life.

[@sleepykirbo6392]

yeah I thought that stuff only happens in cartoons

[@drunkenhobo5039]

You should have a look at the clip of the Oban fireworks display from a few years ago. An hour's worth of fireworks went up in 45 seconds.

[@escapetherace1943]

with thousands of fuses and only 1 spark needed on a single one it's practically guaranteed to happen

[@thesauceman8457]

Check out Beirut explosion

[@micy7182]

​@@thesauceman8457idiot

[@acook213]

Wow. Every single one of these clips, without exception was 🔥

[@ChrisHoHoHooooooo]

This has to be one of the best Daily dose videos i've seen

[@jamesjross]

FYI - ya'll probably know this - but if you have a wing strike you need to inform cabin crew. For maintainace/investigation etc.

[@finalbarrage7108]

i suspect they knew :P but yea you're right

[@someonestolebigboi-imbigboi]

Nah I'll stick to the ground thanks

[@nobitatabino5959]

Lol

[@nunyabisnass1141]

They'll figure it out.

[@kylelhunt]

The tower lets them know.

[@oliveyule]

I loved the mascot dancing with the alligator. So wholesome and glad they could be included.

[@whattheschmidt]

Hockey ftw!

[@gem2923]

This is not just any mascot. That is Gritty, he is pure chaos, of course he would be holding the gator!!

[@jasondashney]

It's the first and last time anyone would use the word wholesome while talking about Gritty.@@gem2923

[@user-mh7ng4vn9l]

2:10: “…may be poor in misfortune….” The altar falls apart. Bad omens😂

[@thatoneguy6432]

Bro that goodbye was personal.

[@flatplanet3500]

That guy with the spear and the other guy dodging it had insane skill! Must take a lot of time to master that choreography. Thanks for another dose of internet ddoi 👍

[@ithemooster]

He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤

[@fangedterror4253]

he must hella'head

[@AliM-kl5rp]

@@ithemooster Bot

[@Ktmfan450]

It's called choreography And both guys need an insane amount of skill and practice to do that safely

[@crustyspaghetti3749]

Dawg he literally went around in a circle whilst his partner did the same move over and over...almost like the dude expected it!!

[@maximumlength5052]

Out of all the mascots I could imagine holding a pet alligator in its arms, I am not in the least bit surprised it’s Gritty.

[@ZainRenault]

Same. If someone asked me to guess what mascot did it he'd be the first pick.

[@fleatactical7390]

Gritty - full beast mode, all the time. He's the only thing I like about the Flyers.

[@missdenisebee]

I was like, “of COURSE Gritty’s the one who dgaf”😂

[@YRO.]

Americans are really living in a different world

[@smeezekitty]

@@YRO. This isn't how you should see as typical in America

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

1:22 Looks like the 4th of July! Makes me want a hot dog REAL BAD.

[@aidanblackett8930]

That goodbye made me incredibly sad for a second, i it felt like you weren't coming back 😢, very relieved when i checked the comments

[@ombremoon45]

I did not expect to see Gritty holding an emotional support alligator, but here we are 😂

[@notme2day]

The emotional support alligator should visit the exploding toilet dorm... I'm sure those girls need some snuggle time after that.😂

[@thefunson8087]

bible truth

[@derpboi42]

When Daily Dose said “goodbye” instead of “and I’ll see you guys again very, very, soon” I felt that 😭

[@derpboi42]

@@CrewmateComplexXP why do you exist

[@zazazipper9331]

Came to the comments to see if it was just me or not. Glad it's not

[@dp-bh5fh]

It’s “verver soon” not “very very soon”

[@gabrielathero]

"emotional support alligator" Somebodys gonna need an emotional support ambulance soon.

[@noodengr3three825]

After buying dishwasher tablets at Walmart and finding the container only half full i am about ready to do what the guy did with the laundry detergent

[@poro9084]

you mean that you steal from other? so someone will buy that packahe YOU stole from and get nothing?

[@noodengr3three825]

@@poro9084 I think they would figure out by weight there was nothing in there. The biggest thing that bothered me was the total waste of packaging. The container was twice as big as it needed to be

[@BostonCream959]

​@@noodengr3three825 and still you are only paying for what's written on the bottle. Everything else is stealing.

[@RongDMemer]

​@@poro9084people are smart enough to know which is empty and which isn't

[@dcaneil9565]

The way I see it is the company is scamming us knowing damn well it's not full and trying to sell half a product at full price

[@GoInGcRz]

That kid dressed up as spongebob clip will always brighten my day 😂

[@blackbullet06]

Especially hearing the people dying of laughter in the background lol, whoo that made my day as well

[@MrChase115]

Patrick just standing there doing nothing, like the brain dead idiot we all know and love! 😂

[@markdevonport3274]

@@CrewmateComplexXP get tf out of here you spammer

[@abcdef-hc6to]

Well that was a huge lie. @@CrewmateComplexXP

[@twelved4983]

CAREFUL SPONGEBOB, CAREFUL SPONGEBOB, CAREFUL SPONGEBOOOOOOB!!! *SHUT UP PATRICK, SHUT THE F*** UP*

[@theelephantandtherider9536]

the firework truck crashing has the same type of energy as everybody clapping when somebody drops dishes

[@acat7642]

achievement unlocked!

[@benwoodman1496]

At least he went out with a bang

[@voice_0f_reason]

The applause when someone drops a cup in the army

[@Badficwriter]

@@voice_0f_reason Nah then you have to buy everybody else drinks

[@sometimesleela5947]

Best final day of work celebration ever.

[@YourMomma-km4xj]

Good work! As usual. And yes. We noticed!!!

[@DGNG-dd3to]

13/50. He was stealing. It is sold by weight. Not volume.

[@SirHippolord]

Anyone who’s ever lived in a dorm knows here is a 0% chance that toilet explosion was random 😂

[@armandoblanco3224]

the funniest part is that wasnt even a dorm, it was a barracks

[@readytogo6569]

Yeah, I laughed at “randomly”, too.

[@Tantalus010]

I was going to post pretty much the same thing, but be all sarcastic about it: sure, the toilet "randomly" exploded "for some reason."

[@inthrutheoutdoor5849]

I was like... ramdom...., shur Jan....

[@Shanks9001_]

I go to the University it happened and yeah still no idea what caused it. But I wouldn’t put it passed someone here to do that

[@taylorprodz910]

As someone who doesn’t go to Walmart I see this as an absolute win

[@EchoesAct5-SlamJam]

As someone who works at Walmart I [legally cannot endorse said actions that were taking place in the video.] *_they're watching me..._*

[@ithemooster]

He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤

[@Seago16]

???

[@AliM-kl5rp]

Bot

[@visualverbs]

It's stealing, and you're part of the problem.

[@GitGudFox]

It doesn't matter if the container isn't full. You're being charged for the ounces or gallons. It's just like chips. You're paying for the ounces or grams of chips in the bag not the maximum capacity.

[@fraysey780]

1:12 it's like the knife game, full body edition

[@6lbs._onion]

Why lose just a finger, when you got a perfectly good face

[@glitchghost5936]

Hes the protagonist, the main character

[@N0O0OO0O00]

in the video it is a practice staff which retracts with pressure i think don't correct me if im wrong tho

[@madsyndromne]

Asians are built different man 💀

[@tar_am]

Of course we noticed the "goodbye". I'm sure lots of us look forward to OUR Daily Dose of Internet to say the intro and outro out loud with you ! 😊

[@LindaRae.]

Yes, I’m one of those people, and so pleased that I have the timing down just right 😂

[@cloudy4602]

I have perfected the voice to where I'm able to sound just like him! I feel pretty proud of that-

[@HT79]

I wonder if this was Jason's masterplan to make us all dedicate the video to him because we all say YOUR with him, not MY. 300 IQ gamer move

[@TheDrumMajor]

That alligator is Wally! His owner Joe used to work at the York Central Market House. I’ve known him personally for a handful of years now since I worked there as well. Really nice guy and an even nicer gater

[@ciaotiziocaius4899]

he just walks him around?

[@GlitchyTTG]

1:25 "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE!"

[@nebula0024]

1:46 - The emotional support alligator at the hockey game cracked me up 🤣😂

[@tyrellstoner6497]

That's Wally the alligator ❤

[@drbrownie444]

1:33 I can still hear the "Be careful SpongeBob"

[@cannedcatfood]

Lmao!! That hockey mascot happily holding the support alligator 😂

[@Calz3n]

That ‘goodbye’ sounded like a threat.

[@Drew-VR]

1:26 looks like the ending of a Mario game 😂

[@RlGGYFAN]

Mario drunk driving

[@reners212]

Always wanted to get banned from Walmart… thanks

[@linkeroniw]

@CJ_Dook_51 One of your comment bots was deleted lol

[@lakedawg2462]

Usual Suspects

[@adamb89]

Naked cartwheels up and down the produce section while having a powerhouse round of diarrhea. Works every time.

[@zentrl]

@@lakedawg2462dork

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

I banned myself. Only been there once.

[@AppleEaterGuy]

Thx for the tutorial! 😊 That windstrike looked horrible, and it definitelly scared most of the passengers on the plane, but it's also cool to look at. Btw I did realise that you said "goodbye" instead of "later". Goodbye to you too! 😊

[@AngelicBunnyBoi]

nah, that goodbye straight up sent a chill down my spine

[@DrFesh2800]

1:58 “just randomly exploded” likely story…

[@cmaven4762]

😂😂😂 all the ladies and moms know what happened 😂😂😂

[@ONEZEROONEZEROONEZERO10101]

​@@cmaven4762i dont understand??

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

Seems like it was caused by flooding

[@brendakarna6174]

This clip is actually from a Snapchat story of the university I attend. It was really funny because they had to close the the receptionist desk on the first floor due to flooding.

[@Numbergamer2024]

It looks like the backrooms flood event 💀

[@yrmthr]

Always wondered why detergents aren't sealed. Seems too easy for someone to pour poison or something else in

[@poopandfartjokes]

Poison? 🤦‍♂️

[@werdwerdus]

probably because it doesn't happen enough to be worthwhile. I'm sure if it started happening often enough then they manufacturer would change it

[@BigFatJuicyMonkies]

If you're drinking detergent without poison you've already messed up.

[@lionobama1397]

Pour poison? Drats, now I can't drink the laundry detergent or else I'll get poisoned!

[@1957mrbill]

laundry detergent is already poisonous.

[@Pirate-T]

1:33 CAREFUL SPONGEBOB

[@Elvaze20three]

Ok I've just realised that you do shorts in-between your main longer uploads, and that's because I watched it from my tablet this time instead of from my mobile phone..I'm missing out on so much this way!

[@B5OD]

0:56 my favorite bit

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

0:31 the taxi nearly let it's intrusive thoughts win.

[@SpicyNightmare09]

That goodbye felt like I was dipped into hell and then back on earth. Good god 😭

[@surprisegoblin2628]

hearing "goodbye" at the end mentally hit me like a truck, I was dazed for a moment lol.

[@mrmarvelous8015]

Respect to the groomsman who tried to stop the thing that fell

[@deadfr0g]

Daily Dose: “Later!” Me: “See you soon!” Daily Dose: “Goodbye.” Me: “Oh no... Am I dying?”

[@tannerfrancisco8759]

Last week at Target we noticed that the laundry detergent claimed the same size on the label, but the jugs were significantly different sizes and the weight was off. So I took it to the produce section, and the smaller jug was 25 oz less than the larger jug for the same price with the exact same volume on the label.

[@TheUglyGooseling]

Toilet got a little too excited 💀 1:58

[@Linker2A03]

2:31 “That is the end of this video…” That is the end of that slide, too. 😂

[@woofexe4050]

2:05 One of the worst times to be wearing Crocs

[@RazorWinter]

1:32 "Good afternoon, sir! Could we interest you in some... chocolate?"

[@ghostsofnormmacdonald2446]

2:30 Diabeeto all growed up.

[@jameshowlettii761]

That *_"goodbye"_* at the end felt personal. Whatever I've done to upset you I'm sorry 😭🙏

[@DBSchnitzel]

1:06 I kinda feel bad for laughing 💀

[@TheHamster24]

Fr same

[@Sweetdreamseden]

Ahhhh oh to be a cute little alligator being held by a mascot bobbing around lmao.

[@user_abuser7]

People in society do understand that just because they container exists in whatever size it is does not mean that you have to fill it all the way to the top, that you paid for it to be filled all the way to the top, or that you should fill it all the way to the top. And I understand you've been conditioned in this country. Soft drinks that are bigger than most children and that's probably where this line of thinking comes from. But there is such a thing as product expansion, especially when highly complex chemicals are involved such as potentially in laundry. Another example would be a container of pop/soda...theres a gap between the lid and surface level of the fluid because stuff expands and retracts. I swear, collective society is as intelligent as a window-licking, paste-eating, short bus MVP.

[@J..F.F..]

That baby was makin some Holy water himself 😂

[@tncorgi92]

And it's just as effective as the water they pretend has magical powers

[@crazyhairsinger]

​@@tncorgi92 No need to insult people over their beliefs. Chill out.

[@Art.and.Hamsters]

The way he just said “Goodbye” like he was done with life 😂

[@BACMemesandRoblox]

2:00 dawg that dorm becoming titanic

[@billymillions]

That "Goodbye" felt too final, like, are you giving up on us and no longer bringing us OUR daily dose of internet?

[@SirXtra]

1:32 Patrick: Careful spongebob, careful spongebob, careful spongebob, CAREFUL SPONGEBOB!!!!!! SpongeBob: SHUT UP PATRICK, SHUT THE F*CK UP Patrick: AUUOUOUOO

[@CJBoxyeet]

😂

[@HeronimusBilly]

Haha 🤣🤣

[@sul41m]

I was looking for this one

[@jinxtsl1015]

As a wedding florist, that falling arbour gave me SEVERE anxiety - Windy wedding days are the WORST, so often sandbags and tent pegs come in handy if they can XD (Also great video as always!!! Love ur stuff DDOI

[@vincentdreemurr]

why are they not covered on the other side

[@OnlyTwoShoes]

You're supposed to have a 4x4 post running up the center of the pillars, which is secured by a weighted base, but I guess they cheaped out.

[@madfisch473]

not right on the “poor in misfortunes” line too 😭😭

[@Billoboy777]

@@madfisch473right? I wouldve had to reschedule the whole wedding 😂

[@joysev-jd9dl]

the Spongebob tirck or treating was adorable

[@8vivid894]

1:09 that happened with my cat when she tried to get into her favorite window after getting spayed

[@KeebeThePlush]

I was caught off guard by the ending saying goodbye so soon since I’m used to hearing, “hopefully I made your day, just a little bit better”

[@ibo123]

"later"

[@31Troll69]

1:32 omg the original, yippeeeeee

[@llumini.]

Careful SpongeBob.

[@GetRidOfHandles]

@@llumini.SHUT UP PATRICK

[@MartinCruz-cv7ve]

​@@llumini.CAREFUL SpongeBob

[@AmissPants]

​C A R E F U L S P O N G E B O B

[@Clover298]

SHUT UP PATRICK!!!!!

[@Tamisleepin16]

Oh my gawd the alligator clip is so dang funny😂

[@lufiron]

Baseball: "Sorry sir, I'm afraid there are no alligators allowed here." Hockey: "EVERYONE GET ON YOUR FEET AND WHOOP IT UP! We got an ALLIGAAATOOORRRRRRRR1!!!!"

[@steelymanfan7276]

I can smell 150 comments making jokes of taco bell 2:06

[@timeblade]

Best comment

[@brendakarna6174]

This clip is actually from a Snapchat story of the university I attend. It was really funny because they had to close the the receptionist desk on the first floor due to flooding.

[@loosewire6718]

Hearing him not say “I’ll see you very very soon, Later” made me feel like he’s upset or just going through a lot and I hope hes okay

[@tianmv8458]

1:31 I like how patrick standing there like "try your best, spongebob"

[@boogeyratt]

2:15 Big dude wants to run away while the best man at least tried.

[@cledwardd]

1:41 why she fall like a GMOD character

[@freddiefishton]

“And we flipping on it. Oh my- *beep beep beep beeeeeeep* “

[@ahabadrift2841]

Seeing Gritty dance around with Wally bumped up my serotonin levels.

[@chwenhoou]

If I made a petition to make Gritty our nation's mascot, would anyone sign it?

[@voice_0f_reason]

​@@chwenhoouno, it's bad enough he's my city's mascot...

[@TheGreekPianist]

Lol poor kid in the SpongeBob costume 😂

[@soni8995]

That martial arts practice REALLY had me on high alert. 😶That's some deadly skill.

[@TTabbyTT]

The fireworks truck going off like a level complete in a racing game had me laughing so hard.

[@ryanbauer3680]

You mean like a Clutch Nixon challenge in Far Cry 5?