How To Get Girls

[@reagame8700]

I said to a girl, "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa." And I got slapped! I really should have listened.

[@jayanthi1969]

ReaGame wait, really?! 😮

[@protaties]

Maybe just because the girl you meet also watched this video.

[@danielvong2715]

I don’t get it

[@beathedragon]

Ar u JK

[@notused4198]

@@beathedragon dumb crap

[@GvYT]

bruh ryan is unbelievably creative and smart when it comes to making these videos

[@DangLao]

He gets help... from the voices... in his head... and ... aliens... most likely illegal ones. J/K idk use your imagination maybe someone is writing this up like Jerry Springer.

[@daydream304]

Ghostvale he is seriously the only creative youtuber I see in KZbin

[@a1egua881]

ADHD

[@IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt]

Get ADHD them you'll understand.

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

Ghostvale ADHD

[@johanliborius6153]

For real the best pick up line: You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick up line

[@williamtran9996]

+Bennett Galamaga WTF is that?

[@johanliborius6153]

+william tran It'll make the girl laugh and you will seem like a funny and sweet guy who puts in effort but doesn't try too hard.

[@gavinhazan1415]

Devan McMinn Go in front of the person with a hand full of lines and then drop them a lot. Then if they ask what your doing say sorry I'm bad at pick up limes

[@reskyjamil5428]

Devan McMinn xD lol best one so far

[@hosseinhj9056]

so gay

[@vertex1933]

"What's this?" "My phone number" "Well how is this supposed to help me find mine?"

[@foxezzzzz6058]

Girl: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together Me: luckily N and O are already together

[@AshHeaven]

*steals*

[@huongphat-8463]

Nop

[@alephnull4044]

*SNIPER SOUNDS* "MOM GET THE CAMERA"

[@adityahegde4560]

Woahhhh!!!!

[@dakssaging2261]

I have my own version, if I could rearrange rhe alphabet I would put the D in U.

[@strahinjagov]

"Hi, I'm Ryan Higa." *slap* dead! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ainslee723]

"If you find out she's a hardcore belieber chances are she's underage. Walk Away." XD

[@katillium]

i only use this channel to comment or subscribe Im a belieber lol

[@AnimeVivesB]

Ainslee lol I laughed so hard at that part

[@melanieedward3621]

Yooo this part had me dead 😂😂😂😂 just coz I’m a jb fan

[@allykat5899]

Ainslee or just women-child and nobody wants to date women-child because nobody wants to date a child.

[@nasabella8204]

Ainslee lol or directioners

[@orestis9575]

girl:"im not a lesbian!" ryan:"prove it then kiss me!" girl:" gross no!" ryan:"heh,lesbians am i right?"

[@McLovin-Mixtape]

Damn I feel bad for the lesbians

[@akarisorame7783]

@@McLovin-Mixtape Yeah, they missed a great opportunity to kiss him

[@n0nenone]

@@akarisorame7783 eh?

[@jetsflyingoffatrain4338]

@@n0nenone yes, that's a joke twitter

[@awesomeTai]

That awkward moment when they ended up dating in real life lol

[@amartyathigale898]

"Hi I'm Ryan Higa" *SLAP* IM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

[@sreenivasurevada2355]

"hi im me" SLAP! anyone... anyone

[@lemonade1820]

Hi SLAP!!

[@danwhittaker5886]

Lol

[@noahscohy8806]

I dont get it could anyone explain that one

[@firefoxyt6600]

Noah Scohy because Ryan told earlier in the video that "hi I'm Ryan Higa" is one of the sentences you shouldn't say to girls...

[@weepingwillowtree8103]

Do you mind if i follow you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams. Wait wtf when did this get so many likes lmao

[@jaz9677]

Weeping Willow Tree bruh what if you actually got followed home...😂

[@highgroundproductions8590]

B R U H following ppl ain't cool

[@khonzahanny]

Omg that's cute (almost). But then my dad would call the police right away

[@sanchitachakraborty9950]

Oh ma gawd I'm impressed 😂😂😂😂

[@lilylamps]

AYY- Wait what.

[@notWerewolf]

Best pickup line: "I like your face."

[@yezuwa2806]

nice skitzo reference

[@icyu5169]

I am dying of laughter 😂😂😂

[@notWerewolf]

RIP

[@meerkatdietrich3485]

The Gabbie show reference what up

[@kewl-asian]

+EmbertailLuvsCookies Hanate! xD

[@shakahbrah7934]

It actually does help to start small. Ask for a dance. Ask if you can join her for a chat or ask advice on something. Most girls will say yes once they know something about you besides that you’re incapable of making pick-up lines.

[@deathsuper5844]

Fuck Off Spencer make videos

[@maliciousfly1464]

HOLA

[@keshiaaudrey1884]

Carrie Spencer vv

[@Yuki-zz8hz]

francis sankar jerk much?

[@linxuser897]

if that was the case, then this channel would've had about 50 subscribers

[@asa9655]

Ryan, I tried everything you said and I got called to the principal for sexual harassment even though I did nothing.

[@firefoxyt6600]

you probably said "hi I'm Ryan Higa"

[@bluyu]

FirefoxYT XD

[@8lue8utterfly8]

Ace lol

[@jonathanedward1642]

Rip Bruh

[@IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt]

You obviously didn't watch to the end / didn't listen to the girl at the end or you didn't catch that this video is a joke.

[@soba_fm]

You know why I sing L? Cause I'm L-one. (Like alone)

[@adolys5616]

bastian Gonzalez OHHHHHHHHH

[@i.a.lamine7304]

I sing L because i'm Sing-L

[@SakshamThukral]

Thanks for saying the exact thing from the video for absolutely no reason :]

[@nefelibatas9371]

Ryan: Hi I'm Ryan Higa Girl: Uh--- *slap his face* 😂😂😂

[@shrutisingh6079]

Lucas S 😂

[@Eternellered]

Lucas S will that really happen tho

[@chiyeu11]

therealboomerling no

[@sofalofa9541]

out of all the ppl it could be... it was Ryan!?

[@mikehunt8143]

Imagine making that lesbian joke in 2019

[@侘寂-z6p]

Exactly my thought

[@bforbomb4640]

Imagine that joke in 2020

[@aleckelly374]

Where is it?

[@waynequach1898]

@@bforbomb4640 cant social distancing 😕

[@katyanims9822]

dem "quirky gae" girls will say its mood

[@unicorn4eve367]

Guy: Did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven and landed on earth Me: I crawled my way up from hell

[@muhammadrahim4712]

so that's why you are soo fukin hot :)

[@ivannong4917]

+Toxic_Turtle 2 smooth

[@blazeashwalkerlikestocomme2020]

That's why you're so hot

[@tiagobrandao6588]

I LOVE YOU

[@chaudharyshaivya1339]

hi everyone ,if anyone else wants to discover best way to attract a girl you like try Nevolly Attract Women Nerd (just google it ) ? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my cousin got cool results with it.

[@pithoi1697]

When you bump into a girl in the hallway... Boy: oh sorry Girl: I have a boyfriend!

[@pineappledragon2113]

CreepBro06 so true

[@justarandomgirlinarandomwo3698]

CreepBro06 😂😂😂

[@SketchieCrafted]

CreepBro06 ikr

[@GatitoJelly]

HHAHAHAHAHHA

[@danielugas7256]

CreepBro06 I got you your 💯' th like

[@infiinity8085]

Girl comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Man: Are you a cow? Cow: Yes. (this isn't supposed to make sense) EDIT: I'm not actually going to use these? they're JOKES. calm down.

[@jacquelinerenteria3328]

OMG 😂😂😂

[@maythild]

***** Man: What do you do for a living? Woman: I'm actually a drag queen. *Deep voice*: Wanna get out of here sugar? lol

[@roganventer5084]

lol i liked it im gonna sub to u

[@xxxchunkzcxx9007]

***** why

[@allysonn.6870]

Ooooooooooooh burrrrn

[@antoinetteclark3639]

"No, your like a six ,but still above average."😂😂😂😂😂

[@krisna5163]

*I'm about to end this man's whole career* It's "you're", you fool

[@rainbowemoter9185]

@@krisna5163 Y r u adding the "fool" for?

[@MartinBralicMaky]

5:32 "Hey do you like Justin Bieber?" "Oh my God I LOVE him-" "Bye." _Chances are she's underage._ _Walk away._ *XDDD*

[@sakethsangaraju9427]

Who else thought one of the three C's was cash...

[@s-z-l-z]

Titanium TV lmao

[@adityahegde4560]

Me inside: they must never know

[@martinacosta3821]

yep, that definitely have to be on the list

[@SonicTurboTurtle]

there's a hidden pun at the end. he said he felt "left out" and then left out of the circle to the left.

[@Neha71580]

Ohhhhhhhhh snap!

[@dannyip23]

its was his right

[@monteromha]

I didnt saw it but im gonna watch it again.

[@tylerlane9014]

Wy does it have to be a gofer

[@beverlyhillz3157]

Saw it

[@jamilnofal1337]

kids have crushs men have girlfriends legends stay single forever

[@pants7988]

Maybe, but even legends need to apprentices to pass on their glory to.

[@bmxbandit5911]

Leng wait for it .... dary

[@welcometolife4237]

Because nobody wants you

[@ipsitaparida4471]

Cheeeeezy

[@blaise6553]

This implies that ryan isn't a legend tho

[@milkstir6136]

This was in my recommended, even KZbin knows I'm not a ladies man T_T

[@milkstir6136]

Still in my recommended watching it 10 times in a row >_>

[@realestniggaalive4043]

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

[@Jact1999]

Torbari Dekil It was in my recommended too DX

[@loganfranklin8006]

same

[@somethingoriginal8603]

+Torbari Dekil same lol

[@spaceboy212_28]

Me: hay girl did you fall from heaven because you like look like an angel Girl: No but i did get a bruise crawling out of hell

[@mmegidolaonn]

You: So that's why you're so hot...

[@realadriamo]

no wonder you're so hot

[@hny_hannie]

Dj Flow28 that explains why you're so HOT

[@jandichannel]

Hey*

[@nyomii25]

Luke bryan play Luke Bryan play Luke

[@supaflywhiteguy7635]

I've never been in a club quiet enough to talk to anyone

[@supaflywhiteguy7635]

then again I havent been to many clubs

[@YashRamisetty]

Supafly Whiteguy Self five

[@remyboyzz399]

you see, the real joke here is that ryan **wasn’t** single when he made this video.

[@AmourEliMusic]

Did u fall fromm heaven cuz so did satan

[@Calvyyn]

elisha Adebayo damn 😂😂

[@joseramir3z877]

Makes sense thanks for opening my eyes

[@tessa8175]

😂😂😂😂

[@fagorham6927]

Ooouuuuuuuu

[@warroomproductions]

elisha Adebayo that’s perfect

[@stellaalcudia5080]

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i would put MCR back together

[@Ziggystardustonmars]

World's best pick up line

[@hulo6777]

Oww

[@verinamusherure1571]

YES!!!

[@donttrustme9823]

+ziggy stardust I don't get it would you please explain

[@verinamusherure1571]

No copyright Gameplay MCR stands for My Chemical Romance which is a band that is absolutely awesome and they broke up

[@Neha71580]

I would probably kiss the person who would say "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa" XD

[@spookysoul3953]

I know. Right? XD

[@scikick]

Hi Neha, I'm Ryan Higa. . . Naahh. jk lol AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@Neha71580]

scikick I wrote 'said' and not 'write' hahahaha XD

[@ahmedchishty3393]

Smaaaart -_+

[@Sunnytimes14]

SAAAAAME

[@inasugay4803]

Bf: You know why I like the keyboard so much? Me: Hmm? Why? Bf: Because u and I are together Sndjeieieowjekiw Lmao. This was actually used on me 😂

[@SH-lm1ol]

Ina Sugay fun. How did you respond

[@calebtimes453]

@@SH-lm1ol She didn't

[@randchanneldep]

Just respond "Sorry, I use a Colemak keyboard."

[@sam6395]

@@SH-lm1ol The commenter did say "Bf" as boyfriend, soo, let's just say that she is taken by the pick up line.

[@armanbajwa6928]

'hey i am Ryan Higa' slap

[@박수연-w1t3l]

Ok am I the only one who thinks that him being nervous was really cute? Hehehehe

[@irma247]

+Nicole Orihara you're not the only one

[@nicolasbernard5380]

"Just, i think.. Your face , is nice "

[@christinehoek3195]

+Nicolas Bernard I liked that one the most of all

[@violetgirl1996]

+Honey Calma for me, shyed guys r cutrr. i hate flirtatiousness

[@nicolasbernard5380]

Christine Hoek its like me when i'm imagining myself talking to a girl

[@joewilliams2070]

heres a pick up line for you i lost my tedybear will you sleep with me tonight

[@theonorring9142]

Fox Gamer cute-ish. :3

[@michaelpaul3062]

i like that one lol

[@Nicolas-gc2px]

Fox Gamer thats a good one

[@mushaffanasser1372]

I

[@nytronelite813]

Fox Gamer cringey

[@Edgar-hl5su]

Guy-How many bones do you have in your body? Girl-uhhh..206? Guy-Want another one?

[@lalitendudas9401]

Edgar shut up Edgar!!You already got Maya!!

[@Majestic469]

lol

[@lalitendudas9401]

GamingWithEla You can't understand this comment unless you're an intellectual and have IQ over 1000!!

[@jayanthi1969]

GamingWithEla or you're probably still a kid

[@hassjackspirit8879]

@@lalitendudas9401 😒

[@raveleijntv]

I actually like the shy guys more. they are way cuter.

[@abdsullr1244]

you lesbian

[@marioarias1899]

Then Kik me at bigDsmallballs

[@chitranchakrabortty]

+mlpSpiritCross Wish girls at my school would say the same thing...

[@chitranchakrabortty]

jon jhon Wait... what?!

[@dylanwarcholik9451]

+The Gamer Bro at that point, do you know how many people would talk to me? Like a hundred. Which would put me at a hundred and three

[@hurricanejay1777]

2:20 IF ANYONE SAID THAT TO ME I WOULD PROBABLY DATE THEM RIGHT THEN AND THERE JUST SAYING

[@aerynh7273]

I would slap them, I'm ugly

[@anthonymartinez3949]

+RedRoo 1822 haha cx

[@tiagobrandao6588]

That would be me if I actually had the courage to go talk to a hot girl I've never met

[@hurricanejay1777]

tiago80006 go for it, mon ami. Talk to the hot girl of ur dreams

[@pendingpenguin8082]

hey, I think I know. do u have Teehee app?

[@_spxrkly_4310]

Me: Did it hurt?Girl: When I fell from heaven? Me: yea, because it looks like you took a beating

[@johntheo6751]

_ Spxrkly _ 100th like🙌

[@dasiahjoint6843]

_ Spxrkly _ l

[@dasiahjoint6843]

💘

[@qlanted8545]

how rude lol

[@imstupidbutillsaythisanywa1502]

If a girl tells you that she had fallen from heaven then most likely she was rejected from there and got sent down to this goddamn world

[@hootydoot5849]

in truth though, one of the most flattering things in the world is when guys are flustered. it's almost like a compliment

[@niaomicaballero8241]

ashley S yeah its so cute when guys get flustered. it makes me feel good.

[@KobeBryantt237]

*when HOT guys get flustered

[@zoya9506]

Its so cute when a guy is embarrassed

[@liaj9315]

If a shy guy came up to me I wouldn't be weirded out, I'd think its kinda cute.😆 Also means he might not cheat on you if he's too shy to talk to other girls.. 😅

[@highgroundproductions8590]

Army Trassh XD

[@Keyspirits]

Wanna go out?

[@fagorham6927]

Army Trassh exactly!!!! I think its adorable

[@delicousdrinks1989]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@strikelight1041]

lol this made me laugh cuz i thought of a shy guy from mario lmao

[@singthuy736]

is your name WiFi because I think I'm feeling a connection

[@meissmart6678]

...no, wait, got disconnected.

[@zach-hn5hc]

Meis smart same you got the password?

[@Seraphina-2004]

Haha 😂

[@adwoaosei-akoto4715]

That's so cringe-worthy.😧

[@Majestic469]

Sorry, I use LTE

[@mccrystal2987]

"Wow this is amazing. I could not ask for a better situation.. do u think u could.... introduce me to your friend?" *SLAP* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielpreciado3112]

The most offensive pick up line ever: Girl, I'll treat you like I treat my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all might long.................. giggity.

[@ms_mandyc]

*Effective*

[@danielpreciado3112]

Mandy C. Why, thank you.

[@BDeshFTW]

Daniel Preciado what about "I want to treat you like my big toe. Bang you on every piece of furniture."

[@danielpreciado3112]

BangladeshFTW Oh, god that's awesome. Thanks for the lulz.

[@lolosatache5748]

what did one volcano say to the other.. i lava you

[@MrTuangiahy]

Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No. Boy: Why not? Girl: My boyfriend caught me. Random people in the background: FRIENDZONED!!!

[@yrsabakker3554]

I think it's so cute when guys are shy

[@serpentgames3202]

+Yrsa Bakker interesting

[@user-es4km6fb1n]

like me?

[@Samm_b28]

but those guys never get pussy

[@empiremoddingteamrecruite853]

you get slapped around the teeth you braindead child xx

[@chantalgarcia5973]

same I love them I'm shy, but I love shy guys their so cute😍❤

[@TheMemeSchemer]

0:08 Sean's face though XDXD

[@tiffanyjuang8382]

Dear Ryan please make how to get boys

[@aravind5043]

Uncle Juang just smile at them

[@PKyran42]

Uncle Juang just hug them. IT WORKS. (Not really but I wish it did...)

[@riansantosh9577]

How to get boys Said UNCLE JUANG

[@varunkamal91]

Seema Goyal you can't "see age"... lol

[@troglodyte4207]

Uncle Juang Look attractive

[@aislinga3748]

Getting the girl is simple. Just follow these steps. 1. Stand there like a ghost, shaking from the rain 2. Say it's been a long 6 months and you were too afraid to tell her what you want. 3. And THEN you say, "I want you for worse or for better. I would wait for ever and ever. Broke your heart, I'll put it back together. I would wait forever and ever." 4. Remind her how it used to be. Generally with pictures in frames of kisses on cheek. 5. Tell her how you must have lost your mind when you left her all alone and never told her why. 5. Repeat step 3 6. Once again, remind her how it used to be with pictures I frames and kisses on cheeks. And say you want her. 7. Repeat step 3 once more. And that's how it works. That's how you get the girl.

[@winonadaphne6445]

wtf

[@aislinga3748]

Teresa He Just go buy 1989

[@winonadaphne6445]

Tris Prior oh. i was thinking "that's really strange????"

[@aislinga3748]

Teresa He Haha, welcome to the Taylor Swift fandom.

[@enriquemoncisbais6068]

*****

[@mybigfatnothingchannel1938]

Best pick up line ever: "My aunt just died and left me 10 million dollars, but I have to be married within 48 hours. Can I buy you a drink?"

[@Oreoezi]

I did a blinking contest with a girl I lost and told her she's shining too bright

[@ringwormboy1575]

Blazy DOODOO it work?

[@str791]

OMG 🥺

[@kishel-m]

you mean a staring contest?

[@moist_lmaonaise]

*BEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!!* Get some limes and walk up to the girl and start dropping them over and over until she asks "what are you doing" then you reply with "sorry I'm not very good at pick up *limes*

[@noeliaavila855]

RoligFrø i

[@GatitoJelly]

Limes

[@Majestic469]

gg

[@bluyu]

YES, THAT IS PERFECT. XD

[@saylagirl380]

Skelly Bones OML I LOVE IT 😂❤️

[@tarapatil908]

Ryan: Did you fart? Me: O.O Oh.. I didn't know it was that loud *cringes* Ryan: Wtf no I was gonna say--.. *walks away*

[@maxkillaguy9358]

No

[@violetgirl1996]

Max Killa Guy se. nose.

[@mimisweiss123]

I think there's something wrong with me, I have been watching your videos non stop for 4 days straight, and I'm running out man! But I can't stop because they are so darn well made and funny. Or should I say punny BAHAHA ( yeah I have a serious issue dude ) and I'm also a new sub. Keep up the mind blowing work man

[@abhinavdaggubelli991]

Its midnight , im in my bed , lights off, i am regularly watching one nigahiga video everyday before i sleep. The nostalgia is magic!!❤❤

[@the1exnay]

my suggestion would not be to be yourself. i mean its good to not say that fart joke cause she might not appreciate. instead i suggest that you be the person YOU want to be. be someone you can be proud of and be confident in who you are. dont be someone anyone else wants you to be. dont change yourself because you think she will like you more. instead change yourself because you want to be better and when you are confident in yourself because you are being who you want to be not what anyone else wants you to be then you can go up to any girl. and if she doesnt like who you are then you know she is not the one for you.

[@graceknell6613]

Shut up, firaro.

[@Pando4444]

Are you encouraging to be yourself or discouraging it?

[@ipurepick6479]

MAPOTI!!!!!!!

[@mimiri9155]

Believe me, Firaro, girls like guys that be themselves. I have a crush and he is never afraid to act like himself.

[@jamesmiller2915]

mimi Ri That's what you think....

[@thisizomar8266]

6:36 is the one I used...and it didn't end so well. I have a hand mark on my face now

[@journalofawriter3650]

That was a bad one

[@bubbiebigballs7288]

Haha yeah that's why don't mess with us girls

[@bubbiebigballs7288]

+Bubbie Big balls ps I am a girl I am on my dads account

[@lynn3570]

+Bubbie Big balls O.O Your dad's account name.

[@beautypai7665]

Does will have a girlfriend

[@miumiu39]

No girl in their right mind is gonna stop Ryan Higa from flirting with them! :3 ^o^ If I even ever got to meet him, I'd probably pass out or something! xO Okay, I'd fangirl like crazy and stop making sense.....

[@colinrodenburg2754]

then u need some Peg Pants!

[@miumiu39]

xD Yes! Yes I do! Technically they won't work cuz the pressure on your bum will be too much to take....but Ryan Higa sat in them so maybe they do! I need peg pants!!! Majorly need em!

[@Fangedprincess2]

Lolol omg same. Meeting him would be frickin awesome *.*

[@miumiu39]

Ikr!!! I'd go crazy! Well...I already am crazy! But I'd show it a lot more and I'd take like a thousand pics with him!!!

[@Fangedprincess2]

I really have a hard time believing he has any trouble getting girls at all!! #letsbereal

[@gustavogarza4587]

2024 here. I miss this era of KZbin so much ❤

[@barbarahinkson1402]

U-um your face is nice... U-um h-hi..." XD awkwardly adorable

[@Josh-dr2rv]

My pickup line is: Boy: How many planets are in the solar system? Girl: 8 Boy: There'll be 7 after I destroy Uranus

[@BudgetMow]

Joshua Herron 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sol_ttu]

Joshua Herron I died xD

[@wonton7079]

You ruined my childhood

[@whatup6055]

Joshua Herron 😂😂

[@atlas5899]

Joshua Herron ugh😓😣 this was my face when I read that

[@troglodyte4207]

My 2 year old cousin watched this video He has 8 girlfriends

[@Tanner404]

Wow he has 8 more than I have

[@waitwot4912]

He has 7 and a half more girlfriends more than me.

[@meatcanyon7591]

"Hi, I'm Ryan higa" Dead

[@Quetzal00358]

Ryan do you have advice on how to deal with rejection from girls?

[@AzaPMoDz]

Quetzal00358 W

[@mattishere6470]

a mouse should I call the police or....

[@nopedontlookatme]

Matt is here ?

[@SweetSerenadeXyWem]

All these serious answers lol, but what do you mean? How you react after she said she'll break up with you or how you kind of try to process it and forget her?

[@cognitivebehaviouraltherap1255]

Quetzal00358 Just say OK fuck off then This concludes my advice on how to deal with rejection from gurls

[@jbeast5165]

He is the FUNNYEST youtuber EVER!!

[@aias7981]

Not gonna be that guy. Check your sentence.

[@mrcooterman]

J Beast I hate to be that guy but it's not funnyest its funniest

[@jbeast5165]

TheObesePanda he's way more funny than u will ever be

[@nicholashoppe3563]

TheObesePanda yeah bruh##!!!!!!!!!

[@foox9424]

LERN ENGLIS!!

[@AnarielAnastil]

Seriously, why is he single? He's really creative, funny, and smart. Plus he's ridiculously good-looking. I'm missing the problem. Even when he was shuffling his feet and being shy it was still endearing. > Confused. Some of these lines would totally work on me, too :).

[@AnarielAnastil]

***** Yeah. Not all of them, of course, but a couple, yeah. Why?

[@applebutt3469]

I guarantee it's him who wants to be single.

[@pinkbacon1277]

Finally a nigahiga vid that doesn’t have a Anyone doing a none stop nigahiga marathon comment

[@ΤζένηΒλάχου-χ4σ]

you just did

[@xxMaro92xx]

your TEEHEE is ALWAYS predictable ryan!

[@Apophis01]

😂 I died when he said Sup B###h and she said Uhh *slap* ahh

[@KimbroEntertainment]

"hey do you like Justin Bieber?" "Oh my god, I love him" "bye" LOL x1000

[@basilhiary1072]

Six years later and this still makes me laugh so hard😂😂💕

[@hafsah245]

10 years later and this still slaps

[@lopski8166]

Right when the video gets serious, you know something hilarious is about to happen

[@sofeaamira410]

Well I think most girls think that its cute when boys are nervous and it also makes them know that he really likes her and would do anything for her !

[@allysonn.6870]

Totally

[@matthewkennedy1329]

Bull

[@YourPrivilege]

Yeah, nu. I always thought that.

[@Crispypom]

I verify that

[@lovedeepsandhu8502]

Myny Sofea that will work like 0.01 percent of the times.. most girls say if the guy is confident enough to ask them out then they will go out with them

[@yasminahmed5855]

Boy: I'm following you home Girl: Why Boy: Because my mom told me to follow me dreams This works for everyone

[@1tsm3edd]

+Game dude LOL

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

+Game dude Boy: I'm following you home Girl: I'm calling the cops

[@azureskyes5446]

especiallly pirates and leprechauns *cuz of the me dreams*

[@davidfrost8975]

Uhm wake up dude. U dream too much.

[@tieforest4871]

santana?

[@oops3798]

You only need one question... *"Do you listen to Girl in Red?"*

[@amisilv09gr24]

Guys try using this pick-up line: is your dad a baker? because you have nice buns. XD

[@kc8724]

Miranda sings......?🤔😄🙈

[@therealhoodgoku]

I made that up at my school...

[@james360puppyboomharris3]

+Madison Somerhalder i hate that channel

[@lisafay1171]

one piece - hai? crying hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@markrubio5328]

Oh my I died after that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lisafay1171]

hahahahaha same :D he's just too funny :D

[@markrubio5328]

FayVlogs Yeah :)) I keep re-watching that one scene 😂

[@5928kool]

aye*

[@lisafay1171]

Kazama no, it's "hai". that's Japanese for "yes" ;)

[@JulietteVeronica1201]

Catherine has played the role of the girlfriend in SO many of your videos, and you two look so cute together. I wonder if he will ever ask her out...

[@carengarciayacub8360]

Catherine has a bf tho

[@JulietteVeronica1201]

Caren Yacub oh didn't know that

[@quantumoverlord4413]

11 years later and I'm still single

[@ek-qc7jb]

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your car has a Tennessee licence plate on it.

[@jkd6247]

XD

[@hero_py]

I DIED AT "YOU AND ME ONE PEICE" OMG LMAO

[@starwise10aj15]

You and me, One Piece. Hai!

[@JamesWiseMagic]

Hai!!!

[@zachmmm6565]

"Hi I'm Ryan Higa." -Gets Slapped- LMAO

[@MultiSilko]

The ending really cracked me up so bad..i never laughed this hard on a skit, this man's a legend.

[@leonidaskotidis8039]

Me:hay girl did you fall from heaven?Because I think you landed on your face. Girl:..

[@bluebay1031]

You forgot what to say to girls who don't know they're being hit on (me...me...1000 percent me)

[@samumohacsi]

Maddy J. lmao I'm a guy and I thought only we did that.

[@bluebay1031]

Lord Bumbo Nope, universal my friend. The funny thing is I can tell when my friends are being hit on. Irony at its finest

[@samumohacsi]

Maddy J. lol that's funny

[@ToastTheBunny]

this is how to get a girlfriend in elementary 1. walk up to a girl 2. say to the girl i have a 64 pack 3. show them your 64 pack of crayons

[@Lilmika9374]

Gg made my day

[@saltedfish3169]

*slow clap*

[@ominousbliss6386]

+ErinTheNeko awwww that's cute XD

[@clowncores]

ahahaha hahahaha. .....its true do

[@mr.everything183]

All girls just say I'm ugly

[@adoboflash]

Dont forget the 4th C.. wink wink

[@pp-zu2tv]

Mf fav youtuber

[@taehyunsbicep7335]

What? I don’t- Oh. Oh! OHHHHHH! I get it! *CA T S*

[@susannabriones935]

Lmfao

[@luvkkuma]

Communism

[@Kt-hp7cv]

AdoboFlash Errrr Communication?

[@WristFreeze97]

"Be yourself" and I'm too shy to speak to anyone random. And when I'm with my friends I'm just a random douchebag. So I'm forever alone.

[@BillytheTeslaGod]

I feel your pain bro

[@Klosterhasi]

+Edward Elric (DuppeKP) well maybe its because Girls like it when u still have yo arms n legs ? :s

[@bundthead]

SPOILERS Lol reminds me of Grease when he the boy is nice around the girl but she was around him with his friends and he was trying to act to cool and they broke up xP

[@valsaludo9335]

i feel your pain bruh i feel your pain

[@kianleepritchard1705]

dont be sad ur not the only loser im tryin 2 get th7s gal named billie shes hot and she think me beautiful me dont no if that mean something or not but hey im happy im still considered a loser

[@ishbanyadav]

At 7:41 he gave a deep message. True shit man!

[@hawkthehunter]

hahahaha "You and a me, one piece!"

[@davidpalmer6862]

How to get girls “I... rike yo face” -Hanate

[@flash-lp3rc]

LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

[@Anomin1s]

this is really random but is the piano at about 7:20 a actual song or no

[@solidsinek14]

Next day there will be 6 planets cuz i am gonna crash uranus

[@chickenwarrior3067]

There are 8 planets

[@PurpzGamesOfficial]

Rekt

[@listerinearmy3072]

Gg 8 planets bruh

[@nazeifazizi1427]

+Morinkushi Nomotakachi lol Uranus. Nice Pun

[@wertknickster]

I think you mean 9.

[@fa1thwu]

Is it just me or does anyone else like athletic, shy-ish boys

[@jacoblierman9756]

Does anime and STAR WARS count?

[@fa1thwu]

+Jacob Jakerson what

[@benjamin9160]

0:10 savage

[@silent6834]

So I do have a chance...

[@fa1thwu]

Chris Piel Well not with me lol with others

[@bdizon]

"As most of you know i've been single for a long time now" *Arden Chay entered the chat*

[@thelions1758]

Cho

[@riyak.7393]

WHO THE HELL IS ARDEN CHAY?!!!!

[@bento4876]

*Arden Cho exits the chat*

[@bento4876]

@@riyak.7393 Think again.

[@jaybirdfly149]

@@bento4876 that escalated quickly 😂

[@AnAwkwardPrincess]

Can I just say that, as a girl, if a guy ever referenced this video to use a pickup line on me, I would've fallen in love.

[@epicgamerco4479]

me: did you just fart... girl: why because i blew you away Me: no its just you smell really bad

[@EmoPandaBearLover]

XXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@decrypted6787]

you teached me and thats what happened 2:28

[@harombeisbeast7015]

TheVentrix GT

[@jenniferlam6809]

Good

[@kareemsharaiha4166]

Tought*

[@AboodCODM]

kareem sharaiha taught*

[@lilviruz9653]

i cant stop laughing

[@ezaldeenmaen1133]

11 years later still learning from this guy