How to lose 74 cohors in 1 second

[@unpopularopinionguy8480]

Oh yes, the good ol' 500mm Railway Artillery the Huns so famously used in battlefield.

[@nickkraw1]

Unpopular Opinion Guy LMAO

[@kosta3930]

ATILLA IS SO INACCURATE everybody knew that Huns Artillery was on horses

[@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184]

@@kosta3930 *They fire horse

[@adamfrisk956]

Kamikaze no Jihadist fetchez la vache

[@vanser7906]

@@kosta3930 The Huns had great competence in artillery and siege engines. Check the ancient author Priscus and his description of the siege of Naissus in 441

[@Filip_Agrippa]

I thought you actually lost 74 cohorts, not 74 men.

[@jonathannilsson8482]

74 cohorts would mean loosing 59,200 roman soldiers.

[@kekero540]

Jonathan Nilsson battle of lake trasamine.

[@jonathannilsson8482]

One roman cohort was typicly 800 men, first cohort being doube that and existing of the most battle-hardened veterans. One legion typicly used 8 to 10 cohorts plus some support troops such as skirmishers and cavallery (which was mostly used as scouts)

[@octavioselgas4653]

A lord that strong must have been a High elf lord on a star dragon, Kholek suneater or Krog'gar, no other lord could solo so many units.

[@voltagedrop5899]

+Jonathan Nilsson every cohort, save for the first, consisted of 6 centuries (80 men each + 20 slaves/non-combatants), meaning a usual cohort is 480 men strong. therefore, 74 cohorts would add up to 35520 men, not 59200, although that is still a lot, being just shy of 8 full-strength legions.

[@Blody1337]

Quintilius Varus: ''Hold my Olive oil.''

[@kapitan19969838]

TheLonelyLion Damn that's good 😅

[@georgewu4051]

"Give me back my.." sound of choking on olive oil

[@vardansimonyan966]

TheLonelyLion dude this is the best comment that could exist under this video

[@Blody1337]

Thanks guys.

[@justinokraski3796]

came here from Roman SPQRposting on FB. Congrats you're famous

[@kevinwarren257]

I felt this way when my level 6 ninja had a 95% chance success to assainate a rank 1 general. The animation had him try to drop kick the general off a building but instead just through himself off a building and died.

[@giuliorobertoful]

Kevin Warren same here Cry everytime

[@relaxradio5795]

Kevin Warren Welp, 5% is still 5%

[@zeon9041]

Not gonna lie I miss the animations, wish they would bring em back

[@shelleymcrae514]

I feel you man

[@Angelo-ki7wr]

95% chance 0% luck

[@kekero540]

Total war, when every army is equal to the Napoleonic French in artillery 1800 years beforehand.

[@TheAlb100]

Probably closer to a WWI Artillery battery in terms of effect...

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

Artillery in Napoleon is like heat seeking missiles. They'll hit lead cavalry at full speed perfectly.

[@janglenutter3820]

@@rodrikofharlaw6848 What mods are you running? I almost never use artillery in Napoleon because it's almost fucking useless and slows my armies down.

[@ferrancabezadevaca8899]

@@janglenutter3820 I think what you do is shoot right infront of a unit but i cant do it too well

[@janglenutter3820]

@@ferrancabezadevaca8899 I'll use howitzers, but regular artillery is straight ass.

[@Anatolius1010]

"Artillery is so badass and totally historically accurate in an army" - Pixelated Apollo circa 2017

[@1984Kojot]

Romanos Like Atlantida and Zeus.

[@obijuanquenobi1911]

Nuno he came back to them, he is never truly gone

[@obijuanquenobi1911]

Nuno it’s like runescape. you don’t quit, you take a very long break

[@thgrxxll]

@@obijuanquenobi1911 he say that he wasn't gonna play the new ones, because he's not in favor of the policity of CA, but he's going to play the old ones and third age because its what grew his channel and he likes them the most pdt: srry if i'm wrong, english is not my first language

[@max-ii5jy]

th3gr34xxl0l the new ones are hot garbage anyways so I don’t blame him, hero units destroying gates by themselves like come on 🗿

[@Frontline_view_kaiser]

Tfw you think you're having a nice settlement defense in a early medieval setting, until "Bomber" Harris the hun turns your village into dresden '45

[@grundbuchii974]

More accurate than Empire's howitzers.

[@ionlyreplytosexproposition8972]

zing

[@solisgod]

I might be missing something but empires artillery can't hit for shit

[@seanwalters1977]

Trying to shell the inside of forts with howitzers gave me an aneurysm

[@jaydenshepard7928]

noel sandoval I think that’s what he meant lol.

[@lerui2820]

Install darth mod and remove the forts. You're not the only one

[@xdguy2569]

Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

[@alexanderthegreat445]

The computer? Or the barricade?

[@davengerful]

More like Top 74 Saddest Anime Deaths.

[@bakersbread104]

this weapon cost four hundred and forty four cohorts to fire for 6 seconds -heavy

[@gabriel82991]

If only the Empire's Mortars were this accurate

[@owenstevens5139]

total war needs more memes there are way too many of EU4 and HOI

[@xstrawarot]

trueee

[@ethanruigrok7946]

total war doens thave many good memes

[@JonatasAdoM]

+Ethan Ruigrok Really? Like when a totally random arty shot hits your general? When man go flying when you destroy the gate in Shogun 2 killing thousands..

[@ethanruigrok7946]

not meme worthy

[@bskorupk]

"Shamefur Dispray!"

[@TheManeymon]

Gods of the afterlife spare his arse.

[@Yrridian]

"How to play East Rome" will likely be finished within a week, get excited!

[@andreascovano7742]

Hype hype hype

[@Bouchedag89]

can't wait for the feels good face!

[@NnNn-cd5sx]

fuck i know how it hurts bro. :(

[@PurpleHurrple]

The most important question though. How the fuck do you play Jutes?

[@henreyeraser3402]

I'm so excited for this video to be released that's already out

[@OdmupP37]

Too. Accurate.

[@neighborjoe3649]

Literally and figuratively.

[@manooxi327]

such a well aimed shot! well memed

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

The sight of that counter dropping filled me with an immeasurable pain

[@bummerdrummer1649]

Herbivore The Carnivore First civ, then Total war, then HOI4 and paradox games? I see we have common interests

[@XDlosDominicans]

Enemy artillery gunner: "Sir, we have no visual on the enemy, shall we just open fire randomly upon the city?" Artillery officer: *laughs as he has eagle eye vision* "No, shoot right THERE! Ya... Ya... Ya YEEEET YA!"

[@feferson492]

sounds a tad silly if you say it that way

[@andreascovano7742]

Artillery is definitely op, also arrow towers

[@vladyslavtsepesh9525]

>Artillery is definitely op in Atilla What if I told you about existence of the Rome 2 without mods? With 5 units of catapults you could decimate at the least half an army. In my Atilla artillery rarely killed more then 90 moving guys. While in Rome 2 150 frags(also moving) for catapult was quite a shitty number(230-260 mostly). Whining is never enough.

[@chikifco]

Vladyslav Tsepesh calling artillery op in rome 2 is like saying elephants in attila are useful...

[@alexanderrahl7034]

I had a strategy for carthage. Where I could take coastal towns using a fleet of 90% arrow tower ships, and 10% siege ships. I would land the ships on the beach outside town. Form a battle line of massed javelinmen. And draw the enemy out. I kept half my fleet at sea for it. And I just let the ranged units wall of flaming javelins and flaming arrows from the ships whittle them down. When beached the arrow tower ships acted like unkillable arrow towers in a town.

[@chikifco]

Who really discuss single player strategies with stupid ai?

[@Volcano4981]

Ballistae were definitely op in pre-patch Rome 2, I can definitely tell you that XD

[@thomastheawesome4822]

I once fucked up really bad. I was playing as Sassanids and I was in a siege battle. I was trying to Target something with my catapults but I accidentally clicked on the enemy units at the gate who were thoroughly embroiled in a FURIOUS melee with the bulk of my forces. My men were breaking through when my catapults (which were loaded with the "explosive rounds") completely saturated the area with death. You have to bear in mind that my whole army was trying to force through a single gate (because my friend and I were just fucking around to see how messy we could make the battle) and so I basically massacred a HUGE chunk of my army. I looked at the statistics afterwards and after some simple math, I found out that I lost almost a thousand men to a single volley of about 8 units of catapults. (We were playing large armies) with "explosive" rounds. (Not the flame ones). The only silver lining was that I got most of his army too.

[@robertsmith6700]

Pulled a explosive Persia

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

Almost as bad as one poisoned arrow killing 13 men.

ONE poison arrow or ONE VOLLEY of poisoned arrows?

[@czarkusa2018]

1 arrow will poison the whole unit lol.

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

One poisoned arrow does as much damage to a unit as an entire volley. The only advantage of volleys is that they can hit multiple units. Since the ai loves to blob so much, I've seen single units of slavic archers get literally thousands of kills.

[@czarkusa2018]

DLC faction mechanics :)

[@hernandogaribaldi8627]

What poison those archer used? Black Mamba? Nerve Gas?

[@StarFoth]

I wish they would have said the "Heaven can wait" line That would have been perfect

[@fl333r]

Star Foth lmao

[@unai_asecas9070]

petrochemical industries were a thing in the medieval ages

[@menhir857]

sky husar is that a lindybeige reference?

[@masteroutlaw100]

They were though, not as big as they are now but they still had oil and shit

[@throwawayaccount2103]

Me: "Whoops. That was an accident. Time to hit the restart button and then pretend I have a perfect battle record."

[@almabora405]

@The Cash Cow Piñata - Hit Me To Get Money oh my game just crashed! what a coincidence!

[@dlegacy2796]

Funny thing is those weren't even Heavy Onagers, which can do even more damage. God I hate artillery in Attila.

[@pleih]

OMG keep making content. This is hilarious.

[@lokiikol2917]

When I first read I thought it was 74 cohors units I thought I could find some secret tactics to beat off the invaders

[@Crair_Hynafol]

I like the irony of the fact I saw this video the very day i encountered the hunnic artillery in game for the first time. My response was literally "what the fuck is that, they're bombing me?"

[@Beas7ie]

Never thought I'd see Ron Swanson in a Total War video. That gets an immediate upvote.

[@marcelob.678]

back in medieval 2 artillery was pretty underpowered against infantry, most hits wouldnt land or would kill at most 8 dudes. now its the exact opposite lmao

[@sylviasalentin6870]

U clearly never used the mangonel in the med2 Kingdoms Expansion.

[@Dr.CaveCurinas]

@@sylviasalentin6870 TBH I always felt the mangonel wasn't worth much unless you get pretty lucky, and is straight worthless once melee is engaged.

[@napoleoncomplex2712]

Serves you right for having soldiers somewhere on the battlefield! What do you think this is, an even fight?

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

The large onagers' explosive shot is even worse. When I play as West Rome, I butcher elite Hunnic cavalrymen with precision that even Napoleon could only dream of.

[@ghostknight2011]

Cohorts: WARRIORS OF CHRIST!! CATAPULT: ALAHU AKBAR! ALAHU AKBAR!!

[@n0denz]

I've never seen a blast radius like that from a flaming onager shot. Nuts.

[@rowlfthedog3785]

Its the same pain when u lose 4 groups of veteran grenadiers in company of heroes because of a bomb attack

[@vantiennguyen8006]

The cheats given by devs to the AI in this game is rediculous

[@carlosgracia2147]

Where is my legions, Vario?

[@sikkableeat5614]

"Return my legos Bartus!!?!" t. Homer Simpsius

[@ferrancabezadevaca8899]

@Kerry Holt wer mi legon varo

[@ephremcortvrint2376]

The most bullshit catapult shot I ever saw was me flinging random fire shots in a city siege in Rome 1 and suddenly I get the notification that I killed a faction leader and his heir in one shot.

[@willnash7907]

Oh look, the Soviets are reinforcing the attackers with firebombing CAS. Total accuracy.

[@bskorupk]

One more Roundshot hits a house (worried yet posh English accent) "The Entire Unit is Dead sir..."

[@devennasso7022]

There's this, and then there's Shogun 2.

[@vojtechsrom3327]

74 men, not cohorts ffs

[@ChenChennesen]

Those units are called cohors bro, he lost 74 cohors

[@agustinl2302]

Josiah Sarunn A cohors is a whole division though. I also thought it meant 74 units, not 74 legionaries

[@ChenChennesen]

I thought cohort was the division/unit while cohors was the unit type. I just got off attila before watching this vid so it came to me faster I guess

[@agustinl2302]

Josiah Sarunn Not really though, cohors is the Latin word for the division, while cohort is the Anglicized one. Each language has a different word for it, in Spanish it's cohorte for instance, but they all mean the same. The cohort or cohors could be made of legionaries or auxiliaries, but there was no singular soldier called "cohors" as far as I know.

[@ChenChennesen]

Agustín L that's actually cool to know I didn't know that lol Can't help that's what they actually call the unit type tho, if they were club levies the title would be 'how to lose X club levies in x minutes' I mean it could have been worded better, but people familiar with the game should understand pretty quickly

[@water1374]

I still don't know how people can play total war on anything higher than normal without having a stroke.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

The issue to me is that on normal the enemies can never do much on the campaign map, so I just need to turtle up for a while and then steamroll them after breaking their only good army. Yet on very hard and legendary they get free elite armies and even their low tier units fight to death. Ideally, I like setting the campaign and battle difficulty to different levels or mod it.

[@Foxzolaire]

Total War has a way of punishing the player, in ridiculous ways for no apparent reason

[@thisisaname5589]

And that's why you never start out on the barricades. Always put a house in between you and the giant rocks until the things that throw those rocks are dead.

[@jonaskebab8090]

Mongolian Throat Singing Intensifies

[@JuTakii]

This hurt me on a physical, mental, and spiritual level.

[@ferrancabezadevaca8899]

if that hurts you phisically than what would happen if i pinched you TZAR BOMBA?

[@lord_duckian9521]

Me and my friend were playing attila total war and attacking a settlement, a SINGLE fire round from a trebuchet hit one of his units of Protectores Domestici, he lost 100 men, unit routed instantly and the unit was deleted after the battle, he's still salty about it to this day

[@spookrockcity]

She shouldn't have been standing there - Happy Gilmore 1996 AD

[@whtwolfgames7983]

Ah yes, reminds me of my vampire counts playthrough

[@lordsoluseradius2758]

Subscribed, subscribed.. SUBSCRIBED!

[@crusader7659]

I don't that your units were revealed so much as set ablaze...

[@zacharywhite7465]

Oh nooo buddy... ;-; That sucks, but think about the bright side! You got so many views. Moment of silence to those 74 cohors.

[@kulolTW]

Sometimes the fireball is better on the battlefield of city

[@hernandogaribaldi8627]

That's the difference between 0.1% projectile accuracy in Rome Med 2 against "5%" in Rome/Atttila's, yet the military in XXI needs a missile storm to be sure they destroy an objective.

[@j3r3myyyyy]

That was actually a nasty shot

[@Swaggaccino]

The O.G. Gustav Gun

[@omairshafiq1998]

Beware Our hidden units have been *destroyed*?

[@myriadofmiracles5207]

Heyyyy.... let me tell you that one time when I lost the entire campaign on the first 5 turns

[@N0rmandy]

*starts new campaign*

[@Titanium8501]

These vids give me life

[@lkvideos7181]

Yeah .... CA kinda needs to start undersanding artillery ....

[@Anand70707]

Cohors: Warriors of Christ! Barbarian Onager crew : Burn in Hell, scum!

[@donaldlisberg5111]

Beware! Our hidden units have been revealed!

[@henreyeraser3402]

Beware! The enemy general is hacking, and now our men fear him!

[@arshiatn2895]

Proceeds to alt+f4 and starts the game again :) (Legendary difficulity) (Legendary difficulity means: they will send you 1000 armies and you will get -5000 publice order and -100000 food)

[@aes0p895]

i might have to play attila again. i miss old seige stuff like this.

[@schmornk888]

yo I read this as "colors" in my head so I was just hella confused for so long

[@luowatson6246]

Also, the bgm is "Legion of the West", kinda funny.

[@damien4246]

I like Rome 2 (Emperor Edition) because units don’t die so fast. That was ridiculous.

[@chikifco]

Damien Pimentel thats nothing compares to cavalry

[@chikifco]

Geth sometimes ca balacing team.. Pikes where useless in rome 2 but somehow they manage to make them even more useless in attila

[@a-drewg1716]

seriously though I just tried Total War: Arena with cav and selecting units in a battle can be tedious and annoying and I though I selected a unit to charge a enemy but it didn't work so my cav charged towards a unit behind a building and smashed into the building and I literally lost 3/4 - 1/2 of a unit (it was at max health and lost most in a second)

[@dieselface1]

Melee combat aside from cavalry charges are actually quite a bit slower in Attila, but fire artillery in this game in addition to the new flammable environments is incredibly overpowered. Because his Cohors were on a wooden barricade, they were all set fire by the projectile.

[@Псевдо-х2э]

Thats sad that everybody forgot about this game

[@ImRubyRose350]

Man... That's Painfull to watch...

[@golfball8418]

*00:02** 1942, 25th August, Stalingrad. German forces firing artillery at Russian defending troops (Colourised)*

[@clockmonkey]

That's Folks is how you Rage Quit.

[@czarkusa2018]

At least they wasted valuable ammo on worthless cohors.

[@jarema9999]

Kally D how dare you insult precious cohors

[@com.gordon4280]

In my East Rome campaign I only get 3 unit garrisons for level 1 towns… 1 cohors 1 limitani 1 scout equites. How did you get the extra unit just curious? Also is it worth it to upgrade garrisons? Thanks for reading all these comments and replying btw, your videos have helped me a lot on Atilla.

[@amp8295]

Western Roman garrisons have the extra unit I think. Been years since I played vanilla.

[@xiaoshuchu4095]

Laser guided... Stone thrower.

[@slaviclettuce7937]

"How to lose 74 cohors in 1 second" 27 second video. my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@clecant]

This is fucking gold.

[@enigmaticvaran6597]

Was about to go to bed then saw this

[@loregoldblack93]

In total war warhammer 1multiplayer i licterally sniped opponent's Grombidal with luminarch Chariot,he left seconds later

[@ferrancabezadevaca8899]

that is fantasy this is attila people don't expect attila the hun to rock up and use his orbital missiles

[@Phantom12000]

Get your own insurance now 😂😂😂😂😂

[@herewegoagain1140]

Great video mate 🤣👍

[@TheMajorStranger]

a cohort is a 480 men. 74 cohorts would equal 35 520.

[@Koellenburg]

what did they load in that catapult? C4? Napalm?

[@adamrules01]

"how to lose 74 cohors in 1 second in a 27 second video"

[@corbinpearce7686]

I was playing online once, and I had some fav countercharge some shock cav coming my way. Perfect massacre. Every single one of my men died and not a single enemy went down. They didn’t even slow down, just charged on through. I know shock cav is strong, but that was BS

[@corbinpearce7686]

@Publius Vorenus Sextus Nope, I was using mid tier shock cavalry. (typo in my original comment) It was years ago, so I don't remember the faction. The point is, I expected a loss on the charge, and a loss on the engagement, but it shouldn't have happened in literally three seconds. It was a perfect wipe, and the enemy unit didn't lose any momentum. It was like the ghost army from LOTR.

[@cannedpiss5178]

*men on fire screaming* "BEWARE, OUR HIDDEN UNITS HAVE BEEN REVEALED!" made me lol hard

[@Berchh]

What mods do you use for attila

[@GenghisKaz]

is there a way for me to super duper triple dipped ultra like this video because thats how good it is

[@dapizzasnake8462]

for once the onager had accuracy.

[@eboranshard6220]

ahhh my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard

[@wilsontheknight]

That was the correct response

[@krystofcisar469]

Totalwar needs some rebalance.. Or its just me, or large onagers and naval ctapults are little bit OP? Sure when it hits its smash but its accuracy is sometimes ridiculously good.

[@pwarforptroske2562]

ancient ages napalm

[@owenstevens5139]

love it!

[@introxvideos]

they are not cohorts, they are soldiers. To form a cohort it takes six centuries, that is, more than 480 men

[@tiszert14]

Look at the video title again. Can you see "cohorTs"? No? Good. "Cohors" is name of that unit.

[@introxvideos]

yeah, i am sorry for that, but when i posted the comentary i realize that i was wrong But i was lazy to eliminate it

[@t.k.326]

tiszert still. Cohors means "Devision" which means he lost 74 Devision. And as far as I know. There's no unit called "Cohors" in the Roman army.

[@luttingdude9415]

There are units called cohort in the game.

[@phairecouchpotato3912]

Why even bother giving us a garrison if it's only 3 or 4 units of sub-par quality....???

[@dlegacy2796]

Phaire Couchpotato Garrisons can actually crush enemies if you use the cavalry unit correctly. Watch LegendofTotalWar's Western Rome campaign, he declares war on every faction and fights every garrison battle, usually doing tons of damage.

[@ostaruempire]

It's like why make a country playable if you're going to loose EVERYTHING in a matter of a few turns? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

Well, that's pretty much what it was like for the Western Roman Empire historically.

[@ClydeC]

You've misspelled legionaries..

[@lush.hayden]

Well... you’re not wrong...

[@thagamerzzz]

Who tf puts infantry on the barricades anyway