How to make a Germany

[@ScorpoYT]

Instructions unclear, "accidentally" formed the 4th Re.ich

[@satakrionkryptomortis]

thats called the EU. currently under construction

[@Benneth12]

hello

[@dazedd-fi4yx]

accidently in quotation marks 💀

[@thatww2nerd81]

I must know how, for "research" purposes of course.

[@mariafi2291]

You mean EU, right?

[@mariafi2291]

Bro explained the whole history of Germany in 1 minute an 12 seconds with f-ing recipe better than my history teacher in 45 minutes

[@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not]

You mean your teacher tries to in a year right?

[@mariafi2291]

@@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not I guess

[@Peteboi64932]

School, hire him

[@eliaskr733]

That's what I'm saying! That bro explained my country's entire history. But bro rly said,, he has now infected the dish, and it is now a 3'd Reich,,

[@XhyaArtzx]

FR tho

[@saratomas202]

As a German, this is incredibly funny

[@Fiscovićović]

Same

[@ltd7705]

That art one 🗿

[@viodlalt]

hast absolut recht

[@WilllikesMD]

I'm from Latvia but i'm learning German in school! It's going pretty well! 😁

[@fkpinkypeachy1658]

As a german myself i can agree

[@Mis7erSeven]

Historically accurate, but there is one thing: If the Austrian painter had a better art teacher, he might have continued with the art and history would be different.

[@Someturkishguy442]

It depends on how bad you are so it can fail.

[@BananaViral_Pooper_Viral]

If that's not a canon event

[@MiScusi69]

Actually, he was already quite good at painting. The point is, they basically only accepted abstract artists, weird artists and other modern shit. So, paradoxically, the Third Reich would have never existed, had Hitler painted *worse*

[@pokecraft66]

He went to art school to learn how to repaint the borders of Europe

[@rayzuke1232]

@@MiScusi69 Well someone would have just taken his place and the War would have started none the less. It was inevitable that Germany would attack given the amount oppression and cost it's population faced.

[@Mint-rs9]

Bro, literally made German history so simplified 💀😭

[@thepetekidyt]

Bro explained the history of germany faster than my history teacher in 1 semester

[@nancyrivadeneira9954]

How to make germany 3rd:10 hours of Érika

[@NotTheSwedishGoverment]

Thank you for giving me some nato! tastiest chips ever 😁

[@tylerinot965]

Instructions unclear : Austrian learned how to paint and now I am stuck with Weimar republic

[@alphabetfanaticgeo]

I think you forgot to reject it

[@MaroonImpostorWithGoldenKnife]

But thats good?

[@RikaMagic-px6bk]

Alternate way: add less inflation-salt, hapiness-sugar and wait for 16 years. Cut it in two parts and wait another 41 years. Hope this helps!

[@the_washingmachine1295]

Do you still have the receipt? Maybe you can ask for a replacement

[@LouT-j5f]

@@MaroonImpostorWithGoldenKnife overtime it will crumble and split up to up to 1000 states

[@ImpArg]

I made my country because no one else made it before How to get an Argentina Step 1: Get ⅓ of the Incan Empire Step 2: Get ½ of the Spanish Empire Step 3: Mix them for a few years **You got the Viceroyalty of the Río de La Plata** Step 4: Add ⅖ of England Step 5: Mix them for a few more years **You got the English invasions** Step 6: Add Napoleon French Flakes **You got France to defend the Río de La Plata** Step 7: Add ⅔ of England Step 8: Add ¼ of the State from Buenos Aires Step 9: Mix them from 1806 to 1807 **You got England to achieve the Buenos Aires conquest** Step 10: Add Salt from the First National Board Step 11: Add Morenista and Saavedrista Sauce for more seasoning **You got the First National Government** Step 12: Add Triumvirate Cheese Step 13: Blend for a few more years **You got the First Triumvirate** Step 14: Add more triumvirate cheese and blend for 1 or 2 years **You got the Second Triumvirate** Step 15: Add Revolutionary Sauce and mix a few more years **You got the May Revolution** Step 16: Add Patriotic and Realist Salt Step 17: Add ⅓ battles of independence **You got the War for Independence** Step 18: Add the declaration of Independence and mix again for years **You got the United Provinces of the Río de La Plata** Step 19: Add ⅖ of Chile and ¼ of Alto Perú **You got a Chile and a Peru** Step 20: Mix with ⅓ of England and ⅜ of the Falklands **You got the Falklands War** Step 21: Add ⅘ of Democracy Step 22: Mix a few more years **You got the first year of democracy** Step 23: Put in the oven until 1831, which will cause it to dissolve. **You got an Argentina, a Paraguay, a Uruguay, a Bolivia and a Brazil** Step 24: Take Argentina from the pile Step 25: Exactly in 2001, add Economic Crisis Sauce. Step 26: Inject inflation Step 27: Mix it up one last time **You got an Argentina** Step 28: Add BRICS toppings Step 29: Enjoy Pls like this took me a lot of time

[@Sultan-Zaviyar-Rehan]

nice

[@MaroonImpostorWithGoldenKnife]

Too complex

[@shirleygulapa3120]

@@ImpArg um wow !

[@cloverisfan818]

@@ImpArg step 30: add a rigged world cup

[@t9afk_groupnews_or_uniteds_pc]

my country HOW TO MAKE AN PHILIPPINES 1 : get an spanish man to explore and colonize 7'641 islands YOU GOT AN SPANISH EAST INDIES 2 : mix revolutionary ideas for 333 years YOU GOT AN KATIPUNAN 3 : mix with america until 1941 then mix with japan 4 : mix it with usa again YOU GOT AN 3RD REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES 5 : Get an father of a future president to be president you got an 4th republic of the philippines 6 : get the presidents son and make him president 7 : add asean and maphilindo toppings 8 : ENJOY

[@A_Random_Coloradoball]

Thanks for the recipe, I needed a Germany dish to go with my France dish, and Netherlands dish :D

[@USABallsAnimations]

New sub

[@gamerkalvin8663]

Wait don’t add germany to those other countries or else *NAZI MUSIC* the Austrian painter has joined the chat

[@somepogger8321]

I tried it, the French dish just turns white

[@lyvindy0527]

@@somepogger8321 you accidentally restored the Bourbon monarchy, you need to redo your process of making your France

[@VuNguyen-xh9un]

Thanks i really wanted to make a germany to go well with my french,british, and austrian dish really helpful 10/10 recipe

[@trphoenix_.]

make sure you dont put germany and austria together or it will cause a disaster called *WW3*

[@VuNguyen-xh9un]

This is 10/10 I love this recipe but i didn't know how to take care of the bavarian warts thanks for telling me the take care of a germany tutorial very helpful

[@alxthecurious]

Right?

[@VuNguyen-xh9un]

@@alxthecurious Right e roo

[@JustAPintOfMilk]

austrian even involves many of the same steps up until the HRE and even share some later. But they dont go well together after the HRE step.

[@liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist]

Instructions unclear: i taught the austrian how to paint and now he owns half the world

[@Budgie13_andCH_yt]

That’s an easy fix. Just kidding, no it most certainly is not.

[@seyhans4d836]

I think you forgot to inject the Allies

[@liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist]

@@seyhans4d836 makes sense

[@trphoenix_.]

Maybe add *the winter in USSR* ingredient so it would stop

[@liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist]

@@trphoenix_. a bit too late for that. I am currently dead and typing from heaven

[@GamingKittyBeaching]

As a German fan, This is absolutely useful.

[@County_ball_artist_hehe]

Ok

[@buddyber]

Im not interested in geography no more but this still cracks me up

[@The_German_Gripen]

Lol

[@USA_HU]

Finally I can make Germany now! This was helpful. Dankeschön!

[@theentertainer6198]

Instructions unclear. My Germany became Communist after uniting.

[@santi100a]

Got a premium!

[@mr.comment9222]

I feel bad for that guy who had to mix both empires for a few centuries

[@Goofy_Dominican]

Bro it said mix for a few centuries, I swear I laughed a lung out

[@veneficiagundel3084]

Junge ich hab mir so den arsch abgelacht😂😂😂 viel zu geil 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sontran-lc9fq]

0:14 Add Holy "Moly" water 🗣🔥

[@Bananacat850]

*insert territory-splosion*

[@TheFinalHopeYT_]

Bro just covered the history of germany in a cooking video, love when that happens.

[@Averifiedperson7712]

Thank you soooo much for this. I was in desperate need of a Germany and for this video I finally have one.

[@My_OpinionsReal]

“French flakes” “Teach a Austrian how to paint” “Infect the allies” AMAZING VIDEO

[@ElijahJamesMarfil]

Bro recited the entire german history

[@EzekielLedzian]

i love how they just explained the history of germany XD

[@SirenCatTH]

This is really helpful tips, thank you (Joke aside epik animation keep it up)

[@Raptstar]

I kid you not, the moment Austria appeared, I immediately went "oh no"

[@ponack3423]

Instructions unclear. Decided to mix my Germany with France to add more flavor and created the European Union.

[@BerginaTracyDoe-ks7ip]

Bro should be a history teacher 😂😂❤❤

[@2b28wangsanchak8]

0:07 i like how roman empire split into half

[@YaZeGermanz]

I've been lonely for years. Your tutorial really helped and now I have someone to play with though once I got to my german empire, hr tried to take over my house. Thanks!

[@Mongolic_Mappings]

Bro explained the German history lower then my teacher in 40 minutes

[@bonnie8258]

As a german I found this rlly funny. I love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@googoogly]

Bro your Not German If you find this funny

[@googoogly]

Stop doing the im german Thing its Just annoying

[@ScottyAnimatesAndStuff]

Instructions Unclear, Ended Up In Some Sort Of Yellow Corridor With Buzzing Lights Zero Stars Update: Found Some Sort Of Smile In A Shadow, I'm Approaching It Now

[@BlackthespRUNkian]

GET OUT OF THERE

[@jiayichen569]

Instructions unclear, the Austrian succeeded in art, now what am i supposed to do?

[@PYROWORKSTV]

Regarding the NATO thing, it's made to keep the Americans in, the Russians out and the Germans down.

[@golonkowiczpl]

Instructions unclear, created a Kaizerreich. Now what?

[@TSG-officals]

Bro explained the whole history of germany at the speed of light without even going to mars, got myself up the mountain, faster than a whole week, and a day☠️😭

[@therac197]

Misses the most important addiction. Swedish Flakes (sponsored by France) also again french Flakes. That is what got Prussia. Wasnt napoleon who cause that but the Swedes collapsing the polish lithuanian Commonwealth

[@Aries-ball12]

Omg scorpo I love your videos 😊, by the way Zambiaball, I love the moment you add salt and says '' ohh my gawd ''

[@MASTER56555]

instructions unclear the austrian didnt got mad and didnt failed at learning arts

[@YourlocalNEScontroller]

Instructions unclear i now have an Austria.

[@TheAbnormal14]

Instructions unclear my new Germany said “make Germany great again “

[@Simon.Lewis.but.in.queer_34]

Well, it appears you have added too many allies.

[@TheAbnormal14]

@@Simon.Lewis.but.in.queer_34 LOL-

[@germoney_istkool]

thank you for raising me well, zambia ball :>

[@sgr21Main]

0:34 _alert sound x10000_

[@RichardReinhardt-oo7hm]

Little secret: If you want to make it really delicious, just add a tiny tiny pinch of denmark. 👌🏻

[@CDe3179]

introduction unclear:The Austrian man didn't infect Germany

[@Just_sum_hamster]

Getting a WW2 simulator ad before watching this is wild💀

[@Ilovesstarbucks]

My goodness, This was absolutely helpful! I needed a Germany to make my British and American dish, 10/10. (Love from the USA ❤❤)

[@bubblesandblåhaj2763]

Instructions unclear: I teached an Austrian to paint so well that he didnt fail, what should I do?

[@toblerone-av]

Now I know how to make a Germany! Very helpful video.

[@OliverYT_FPE]

Instructions unclear: the austrian painter didnt get rejected

[@S_S_Dev]

Thanks for making this really simple tutorial.

[@EvieRosePerryKelly-dh4hh]

Instructions unclear the austrian passed art school

[@आईएनडीमैपिंग500]

Now what?

[@FilipinoPatriott]

Instructions unclear, I mistook the Axis instead of the Allies and the Third Reich won.

[@TherealN9761]

I kept my Weimar Republic, then I noticed a lot of money started appearing in my house

[@Henry_miller_aka_him_or_froggy]

As a german from ww1 who turned into a black anomaly,i am offended that our ww1 german flag is getting cooked whit pepper

[@DarrylGD]

How to create a germany: ask me if i could speak german

[@Thenetherking23]

Can we get Germany? No, we have Germany at home Germany at home:

[@Budgie13_andCH_yt]

lol what

[@Mukomanarussy]

Your neighbour zimbabwe here, and i enjoyed this!

[@joanneheys6585]

Bro explained more about germany than i know maths

[@OverAllStudios]

This is really funny, great Video!

[@SuperHGB]

Actually, I'd recommend putting EU near the end of the mixing of west and east Germany, rather than the end. I think it mixes more reliably and faster, and comes out more unified

[@martinchabrillat7897]

The problem is if you put EU too early, Germany will take control and you will make a 4th reich

[@Resuvean]

Lol. This is better than YT shorts WW2 edits

[@Happypoland]

THATS AWESOME

[@ScrabbleYT]

Germany in WW1-2: I need to rule the world! Germany now: I own the E.U.!

[@mariusmasenas9851]

as a german i can agree this is very accurate history (im a piece of cake)

[@googoogly]

Youre Not german

[@justine.0108]

I chose this video to watch while eating and I don’t regret it.

[@QUEfrang]

Optional: you can remove the holy water by drying the germany and sprinkle a certain amount of turkey.

[@Menassel-n8b]

Thank you! Really useful, definitely going to reccomend to friends and family. My favourite part was putting the NATO and EU toppings. I think everybody should have a Germany to enjoy. I can't thank you enough.

[@Nansensu_CFMOT]

I can confirm that this is how I was born Note: my channel name was Germany before this

[@uncanalpobre5279]

bruh☠️

[@Nansensu_CFMOT]

@@uncanalpobre5279 note: my channel name was Germany before this

[@jgfjgjgfjgfj5386]

Instructions missunderstood i still got the füher and the nono germany wit me

[@StarsRebublicBall]

thanks for your help! (also is it normal for the german empire to be chasing after a polen?)

[@Budgie13_andCH_yt]

Yeh, I think so.

[@Kentballanimations]

Hi! I made a video inspired by "How to make Germany." I really enjoy your content, and I admire your skills as a Countryball creator you inspired me to make my channel, Thank you!

[@Ak47loverhardbass]

German history in one minute:

[@vincentialina7718]

Very nice video of german history and very funny😂

[@vincentialina7718]

Sorry if offended

[@joseproro5099]

I tried to do the recipe, for some reason i created communist German Empire, what did i do wrong?

[@stoveface8785]

Honestly I think step 10 is perfect. No need for more changes

[@sryup]

Intrusions unclear I made the 69th riech pls send help

[@ItsMathewGamerxX]

💀💀💀💀

[@ThatGuyMentos]

Instructions unclear, made Austria

[@LaoTV_787]

This comment wont get likes

[@SakUUraYT]

Guys I made it and he’s on my table rn.Btw it made me waste of my some 2000 years or something 🥰

[@General83]

Instructions unclear, I made krieg from Warhammer 40k.

[@Cloudysoul0_0]

Insrructions were unclear... Now the country calls itself "Anarchistic Austrian painter Democratic Monarchy of Germany"

[@luckymee00]

what an easy steps! its so easy it only takes 15 steps

[@Russiaball851]

Thank you for this tutorial! It really helped a lot for me!

[@medybalata3739]

Bro this is so helpful you deserve a like for this I finally have my very own germany😊

[@yggdarsilyae6807]

Review : good taste, efficient at feeding, preferably eaten cold. Mosaic of perfumes, each quite distinct, but blending well. Only complaint is that the southern chunk tastes very strong and a bit discordant with the rest, though its aesthetics definitely justify its presence. Suggestions : present the southern chunk as a side dish, do not cook on Russian gas.

[@mariafi2291]

What are you writing here, a dam essay?😂

[@deerfox_x]

Very helpful! It tastes so good (especially the seasoning) I shared it with my whole family!

[@Pumpkinator2438]

Finally i found a working tutorial on how to make a Germany thank you!

[@cringeSpeedrunner]

Instructions unclear, how do I make an Austrian?

[@koopavonkuerbis]

Ein wahres Meisterwerk.

[@D0MINIKwuzHEREEE1244]

this gave me 2018 toy unpackaging vidoe vibes

[@lukastreutlein3624]

Wow. Thank you for this great toutorial. My guests loved it

[@kylemangampo-bl9kq]

we are learning the history of germany in 1 minutes with this one🗣

[@SouvBean]

This is a very useful tutorial! Thanks!

[@HauthyPiyces]

finally something i can pass of to my children

[@Jball_7215]

As someone who just did this, i see this as an absolute win (love from USA 🇩🇪 🤝 🇺🇸

[@googoogly]

Hä

[@kaosuri]

mission failed: accidently recreated the Teutonic Order, retrying then accidently recreating the Holy Roman Empire

[@KyleighBoomerangSteele]

good to know 😊 I will keep this in mind for when I have the proper materials to make my own personal Germany!

[@TheChaoticArtist1]

German Empire is a ball, not a rectangle. But great vid!

[@Rellimi]

instructions unclear: Reach survived the allies and didnt split