How to make good espresso ☕️

[@impracticalnuke]

Me chugging down a cup of coffee made from two packets of Nescafe's instant coffee: *c o o l*

[@impracticalnuke]

@@bobbygetsbanned6049 My brother in Christ it was the cheapest option.

[@DevAndVic2022]

@@impracticalnuke the ONLY option. Just pour sugah in it like a madman

[@dragonsaige]

@@bobbygetsbanned6049 poor guy gets his coffee from a store unlike me who grows his coffee beans myself, then harvests and roasts it everyday, adds chemically distilled caffeine into it and then has my morning coffee amirite

[@dhruvshah7112]

​@@impracticalnuke Which is why he called you poor :P

[@AvNox.]

Emergency Nescafe 3+1,you just dump whole 2 packs and pour water over it,works like a charm

[@nissim9081]

“Jesse we need to brew”

[@ownagesniper1]

Gale has entered the chat

[@faridb40]

JESSEEE! JESSE!!

[@LionellRafer-uy9po]

Yeah mr white! Coffee!

[@juancoding]

Why the hell are we making meth?

[@freecringestuff1551]

KZbin made me rate your comment. You got a 10/10👍

[@rasheedjello]

Hehe poooppy cofey

[@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo]

😂

[@ominousbottleoflube]

This insanely true

[@blockhead0309]

I don't need espresso cause I'm not addicted bro I just drink it all the time because I like it bro I mean at least I'm not doing heroin or something bro like why won't you just Let People Enjoy Things™ bro

[@zhangbill1194]

Damn people are passionate and serious about things that they truly enjoy, who would have guessed?

[@Eastern-Asia]

@@blockhead0309 bro

[@mingdamerciles_3180]

“Ew, was this coffee roasted in March?”

[@ncrranger6327]

"This coffee looks soooo disgustingggg" better than any I had in months

[@fatimascrying]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF TOO, THANK YOU

[@drm.himself]

Pretentious privileged ahh

[@jaek__]

@@ncrranger6327 nice name and pfp

[@XXavierSin-XXs]

That's the first thing that came to mind.

[@chubbs-thechubbyninja4719]

I thought he was gonna say "this is the reason you get no bitches" at the beginning 💀💀

[@lakraknjeprak2536]

dude.. i'm barista and i got no bitches 😂

[@minineji7050]

🤣🤣🤣

[@solomunchkin]

Bro I- 💀💀😂

[@abyssstrider2547]

@@lakraknjeprak2536 Impossible.

[@lemonjuice6715]

@@abyssstrider2547 absolutely impossible

[@bearwitty9690]

I was just scrolling through shorts when I suddenly got _personally attacked for a skill I don't even utilise._

[@Ninjapizza8247]

Same, I don't even like coffee either, it smells and tastes terrible and people act like it's better than ambrosia or some sh*t like that

[@oopdascoop]

​@@Ninjapizza8247 wtf is ambrosia?

[@merica9134]

​@@oopdascoop Its a food from certain mythologies that is supposedly eaten by the gods

[@yukikanegawa7470]

​@@oopdascoop Ambrosia is the best taste you can imagine. From mythology. So it tastes different for everyone.

[@lourila]

@@Ninjapizza8247 true, but would be cool to make it to other just to smug « You only drink hand made coffee? Taste my coffee!»

[@arimtzv]

I'm not even a coffee enthusiast but this videos are relaxing as hell dude

[@Chew233]

Fr there more complicated than tea ones as well

[@CodingCorvus]

As a human being, if I require coffee in the morning to wake up. I won't go though a fucking 30 Minuit protocol, 5 spells that summon coffee demons. So after 212 comments I decided to edit one thing. Yes I know it doesn't take that long. No I don't have the equipment to do this. I don't even drink coffee mutch. Interesting to see how easily the coffee community is pissed of by a joke comment.

[@frackert]

That's fine, use your Mr. Coffee, no one gives a shit how you do it

[@karleyj9706]

💀 I make espresso in the morning by putting in the grounds, smashing it down, then adding water to make it a nice coffee. I don't need it to taste exquisite.

[@tibbers3755]

Okay good for you

[@trihermawan9553]

I mean, doesn't it tempting? having coffee demons every morning to fill your caffeine needs

[@jacobarcher1097]

Looks like about a 5min workflow to get the espresso at max. This is a lot of effort though so is for the sort of person that wants to explore the flavours different coffees can give when turned into espresso

[@BanHelsing]

"gross, sad and flatout bad, nobody wants that espresso but you're gonna grimace and choke it down anyway" my brother in christ its not a dog turd or ebola it's just coffe

[@magnesjberg24]

probably just placebo, shit most likely tasted the same. but pretentious people tend to fool themselves. caught in their own lies.

[@BanHelsing]

@@magnesjberg24 they want to convince themselves that it's worth all that money that they poured into it

[@cheskaarana6097]

​@@BanHelsing audophiles be like:

[@Nezumi99]

​@@magnesjberg24 doesn't taste the same. This just shows u know NOTHING about coffe and probably still drink shit they make in Starbucks

[@scootersheep2151]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@jaybird6396]

“If you want something better, spend more money” oh boy thanks youtube reels i didnt know that little tidbit of advice

[@baka3262]

you dont need to spend more money, just dont have roasted beans sit out for too long. Meaning, if you buy whole roasted coffee beans. Use them.

[@jdkarchivos]

Not important, but it’s shorts not reels

[@Arekusandaa13]

@@jdkarchivos Shorts, reels; poh-tay-toh, poh-tah-toh. They're all tiktok knock-offs anyways hahaha

[@AvoidTheCadaver]

A good guide is use beans a couple days after the roasting date. Then use them up within 3 weeks or so.

[@D_4_C-CitationNeeded]

@@Arekusandaa13 TikTok is a vine ripoff. Don't ever disrespect vine

[@ry.albert]

the anger that washed over me when he said “great puck prep”

[@RealInNicksDiscord]

I had a seizure the way he said "great puck prep"

[@G81L4L]

I don’t get it - why’s everyone hating on this guy?

[@berthamcdurtha8554]

​@@G81L4L he seems so snobby and annoying

[@paledolphin]

Whitest thing to say, ong.

[@ChaoticDarkthrones]

I thought I was the only one

[@assassinmaster3419]

*dumps folgers into my coffee maker* Now the magic starts

[@drawingablankesq]

The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!

[@Warmaka]

This is where the fun begins

[@lord_of_war1932]

@Linh Nguyen ? What where was incest brought up

[@Raikos100]

"The best part of waking up, is cocaine in your CUUUUUUUPP" -purplecrumbs

[@lord_of_war1932]

@@Vestige98 1. That commercial was fucking hilarious 😂 2. I get the joke now

[@naughtymelon6712]

"If your coffee is bad, just buy fresh beans from a premium brand at a high price." ...I'll just take a cup of folgers and be on my way, thank you.

[@OwenL2020]

He said espresso, not just coffee. -- Folgers makes a fine drip. Probably. I wouldn't know, I don't drink that shit.

[@xdEddie_Edgy]

​@OwenL2020 we get it your life is worthless

[@jaye7898]

lol 😂

[@eddywashere3391]

Nah I drink Maxwell house or Chock full O nuts

[@harrywatson2694]

theres a price for quality

[@Jimbob77111]

Why am I watching this, I don’t even have a house

[@cenofwarable]

For whatever reason this killed me. 😂

[@beaurepairs9553]

💀

[@xechammad4539]

LMAOOO BRRRUHHHH 💀💀

[@Mew0731]

Funny asf lol

[@croc_moat2327]

Same lmao

[@dod6031]

Me watching this as someone who drinks Nescafé instant coffee with two sugars and long life milk: *interesting*

[@Pokesus]

Same, and sometimes BonÀrea coffee.

[@notgray88]

Nescafe Instant is the only good instant coffee. I should go buy some.

[@chad3538]

Yeah true 🤣

[@nanashi420]

@@notgray88 Medaglia d'Oro is my personal favorite.

[@snjvbss]

I just bought a Nescafé instant dark roast for the first time. So far so good.

[@Lief3002]

I love how everyone in these comments doesn’t understand what a hobby is despite them all probably having one A hobby is quite literally something that is functionally entertaining that we spend money on. This guy loves his coffee. I love my YuGiOh, gaming, and music making. It doesn’t need to have any particular gain. Y’all just being mean to be mean. Plus, this guy probably knows more about coffee than most of us. Even if he ain’t a professional he still clearly knows what’s up.

[@CasperTimor]

People seem to have a constant fantasy of coffee nerds looking down on them and get weirdly mad about it lol

[@sirrudy1233]

Exactly

[@ivoivic2448]

this is not a hobby. this is an obsession. this is not mentally healthy.

[@Lief3002]

@@ivoivic2448 10 month old comment just to criticize some guy making coffee Insane

[@ivoivic2448]

@@Lief3002 if I shouldn't care, why are you replying to me?

[@darrellerrad3945]

“You spent $5,000 on bs to make coffee at home and it still sucks”

[@BaiZoo]

What is this a reference to

[@SandwichGlitch]

@@BaiZoo life

[@ddas7974]

Rich people

[@MG-mb9fi]

God open ways for people to make income so no matter you do to make best quality coffee or tea you will not get same taste it’s more clear in tea use same tea bag best clear water most expensive teapot u will never get same as any small coffee shop

[@rokpepeshogun]

@@MG-mb9fi just use a waterfilter lmao, water boils the same way, minerals get dissolved in the body also the same way

[@juliannazajda8883]

me, who just snorted three teaspoons of instant coffee: ah yes, interesting

[@candylide]

Hey Julianna quick question Are you still alive?

[@juliannazajda8883]

@@candylide still breathing

[@candylide]

@@juliannazajda8883 Glad to hear that

[@JaqueefiusJarquavius]

based

[@generic8618]

@@JaqueefiusJarquavius Based reply

[@undauntedaqua]

Lemme summarise this for peeps with no sound. "This is the reason you cant pull a good shot of espresso no matter how hard you try." "You're poor"

[@Keepitsavage21]

“It smells like broke in here”

[@eshbanvelez5212]

Touché

[@jimbojones5083]

Wake up and smell the money Huahuahuahua

[@fryloc359]

In my case its not that I'm poor, its that I don't care to know.

[@Chrimp7828]

Andrew tate:

[@Kintuse]

I don't know why the KZbin algorithm is showing me this guy a lot, but as a vinyl record enthusiast? I dig it. It's not a necessary thing at all to be doing but its a therapeutic process in of itself to be a part of when you become fascinated by the ritual some others go through for the end results

[@harrymcberry4063]

@jimmymcgarrythe point of life. Isn’t money it’s having a good time and if these people enjoy doing what they’re doing you don’t have to put them down and act like they’re “snobs”…

[@Hello-IsaacHere]

@jimmymcgarryHobbies aren’t worthless if they make you happy, that’s what a hobby is hello?

[@namingisdifficult408]

@jimmymcgarryif the only point of your hobbies is to make money, that’s a job. Not a hobby.

[@c4shguy224]

bro why tf do coffee fans think they're walter white

[@TBA8o8]

Why do you think you're walter white?

[@imjustkenough]

@@TBA8o8 2/10 comeback 🤡

[@JokingVvave]

@@TBA8o8 🤡

[@itzhikun]

@@TBA8o8 comeback is not comebacking 😭

[@mfs96]

@@itzhikun lol

[@ThatFoxxoLeo]

"Coffee bad? Spend money on good coffee" Great advice /s

[@JackSilver1410]

Spend MORE money on good coffee. Those bougie espresso machines aren't cheap. So really the only result here is that you start the day looking like a douche bag in your own home, and you're poor because you get your coffee from whole foods or some shit.

[@batataverde6453]

Genius

[@chiarosuburekeni9325]

right? zoomers make tik toks/shorts for the STUPIDEST, most "no shit, Sherlock" type of shit. Their generation is fully lost.

[@PhysicsITGuy]

Me: "Oh, maybe I'll learn something new about making coffee!" "Old coffee bad" >.>

[@briantier2814]

I can't believe how often I like the comments about a video more than the actual video itself.....even if it's a good video like this one

[@ishadcruz3250]

I was searching for the song but landed here😮‍💨

[@NOTHING-uk4cw]

lol same

[@DIFFERENTALEX]

Same

[@it_was_my_cat]

Coffee enthusiasts spending thousands of dollars and practicing for hundreds of hours to make a cup of coffee that tastes 12% better:

[@rachel5399]

Some people like drinking coffee. An actual coffee drinker, not just your average Joe who drinks Folgers in the morning(which, is perfectly fine, you can be an average Joe who drinks Folgers because it's easier at 6am, getting ready for work, and still understand and appreciate a more delicately, more expensive cup of espresso every now and then) isn't the same as espresso. If you actually enjoy the different flavors and boldness of coffee, and don't just drink it for the caffeine, you will love the taste and much prefer the contrast to cheap coffee.

[@user-jj5tq4qs7j]

@@rachel5399 bad habit

[@chrisfoxwell4128]

12% is way generous.

[@carlosjoyeux4722]

pc enthusiasts:😳

[@icedcoldkilla]

Wait until you hear about wine

[@rjtiongkiao6636]

Me using instant coffee: imma just pretend to not be here

[@lakraknjeprak2536]

😂😂😂 as barista i would recommend nescafe classic with indonesian robusta beans. probably the only "decent" product they have and i doubt they sell it in western countries. and hey, i started with that sh*t before buying my own coffee machine.

[@No-cc1fq]

Peasant i would order 3000$ coffe everyday. Even though they taste same

[@Mountain_2]

@@No-cc1fq 5 year old kids in kindergarden explaining their "future" be like:

[@marcell_0678]

@@No-cc1fq u know you're dumb

[@benjaminpadillaaa]

Good old sanka

[@OfficialSmoothies_1]

"Is it that sweet?? I guess so.. "

[@lionbryce10101]

"This is why you can't pull a shot of espresso" actually it's because I haven't wasted money on an espresso machine yet

[@GogitoGTHD]

Based

[@lakraknjeprak2536]

yeah dude, i can buy full set gaming pc and PS 5 with that espresso machine cost.

[@nils-ph3zs]

*yet*

[@SonOvaSon]

@@lakraknjeprak2536 I have both lol

[@mustafe7510]

I got mine as a gift 😌

[@Noobgrunt]

"an espresso wont cure my depresso"

[@jahqwelin]

Maybe for a moment if you hyper fixate 🥰

[@tranzitosu4478]

@@jahqwelin no, caffeine is not good for depression or anxiety, its the opposite

[@gwapsgarcia]

lmao

[@snjvbss]

Love this

[@cattkin6732]

@@jahqwelin caffeine boosts anxiety. You shouldnt drink coffee when you are already stressed

[@dbyspae122]

Bro coffee people are so pretentious😭

[@WollaWinkie]

Or are you just ignorant?

[@dbyspae122]

@@WollaWinkie I’m not spending thousands for a drink that tastes slightly better

[@loganwalker8537]

I drink my coffee, i dont want it to taste like shit but as long as it doesnt im fine with it lol

[@YaamFel]

​@@dbyspae122 The difference in taste is huge, I don't think slightly better describes it, but you can get most of that difference with just a couple hundred dollars of equipment for espresso. heck, you can do with much less if you opt for any preparation method other than espresso. most of all, it's about the art and the hobby, and if the end product tastes great, all the better. Let people enjoy things

[@dbyspae122]

@@YaamFel but hundreds of dollars I don’t think is worth it

[@kumarirajkumar910]

Those waves looks like a sunshine

[@marcswanson]

Me reheating a cup of coffe from yesterday: "wow looks great"

[@fryloc359]

Just like my wife.

[@silkic]

Just like my wife.

[@Ozred]

Just like my wife.

[@mikec4308]

thats like relighting a cigarette butt

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

Ana: Eww u look poor...

[@matthewlui1004]

This is the reason I don't drink coffee, plain old adrenaline for being late gets me awake every time.

[@HansBelphegor]

Even that hasn't been hitting right

[@hrafni]

🤣🤣🤣

[@andreichiorean4450]

Agreed, this is the best way

[@jya5467]

👍

[@efiniGTX]

Yea you gotta hit snooze at least 3 times

[@DeeRuss]

I love how guys just have their own unique hobbys, my friend is a “frag head” loves to collect colognes and fragrances has over 100 bottles in his collection he always smells good even to the smallest occasions

[@Gamblegork]

make them use it all at the same time, see how he smells

[@prawtism]

Is his name Jeremy?

[@Hosenanzugtasche]

Collecting is such a sad hobby imo. At least put some effort into things. So many people are just like what's described here: going through the motions with such little interest in what's even directly below the surface.

[@RameshKumar-el4su]

So how should we ideally be pursuing our hobbies? ​@@Hosenanzugtasche

[@itsROMPERS...]

"don't use shit coffee." Great advice.

[@bellatordei3440]

The asian palm civet will disagree

[@DigoTP_]

The "world best coffee" there's the best beans of coffee, but pooped by a bird

[@mosio.2504]

@@DigoTP_ fr

[@JmKrokY]

True

[@Cenot4ph]

Captain obvious with an espresso machine

[@SwankySpitfire]

Look man, when it’s 6am I don’t care how my magic bean juice is made. Just as long as it gets my brain half functioning before I get to the start of my day.

[@sebaschan-uwu]

Why not drink some juice or something?

[@benireges]

Why not make push-ups or take a shower?

[@JoHn-gi1lb]

Take a cold shower, it'll work immediately

[@sheevinopalpatino4782]

You've destroyed your mind with bean juice!

[@chupasmetes2347]

@@sebaschan-uwu fr eat some breakfast. what is it with these caffeine people they weird asl

[@Danjin22]

Homie roasted us instead of his coffee damn.

[@ItzTritonCG]

Banger comment

[@T3rmin4t0rN]

Underrated

[@borisdorofeev5602]

Lmao

[@ciphun]

You really need to have a link to the products and devices, glasses and etc… that you use. Would really be helpful in finding some of the items you showcase.

[@krissk77]

Have tried checking them out.... very nice expensive to get.. he needs to put a link on how to get them.

[@lexi_lexx]

me, uncultured in the coffee ways: "it looks the same, brown"

[@ohxvvt]

I honestly was lost as hell, like is it not just liquid farts and caffeine?

[@DisturbedGeneration]

"Do you want to spend more money to still be tired? Drink an espresso"

[@mikec4308]

you just have a bad diet and sleeping pattern. thats why youre always tired

[@diliuzun]

some health problems causing that actually. if you're sleepy after drinking a coffee it can means unhealthy liver.

[@Drghost1235]

@@diliuzun Not always, it can also be because of how the body reacts. I've always been unaffected by caffeine since I was a kid as an example

[@axelhanne8238]

@@diliuzun its incredible how many "facts" people pull out of their asses

[@diliuzun]

@@axelhanne8238 it happend to me. it's why i use 'can'. not always it's the problem. but talking to a doctor helps. ;)

[@B83N]

Coffee people make coffee their entire personality lmao It has come to my attention that coffee people don't act nearly as insane as espresso people. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused, i'll try to be better in the future.

[@ALT-vz3jn]

Based 😅

[@Monkey.D.Pression]

Bruh fr. "Comes out looking like this" fine, gimme 5 more and I can start working

[@Tiwey]

i have a espresso machine and i grind my coffee every morning. doesnt even take 2 minutes for a great cappuchino. its really good

[@sarah-annecarney7552]

You use social media right? You enjoy viewing content. That doesn't make it your entire personality. Enjoying a beverage made in a certain way and sharing that content for 5 minutes, does not make up this creators entire 24 hour day. Settle down.

[@Rokomarn]

​@@sarah-annecarney7552 it's their entire personality and yours too that's why you're so offended

[@avantgardenovelist]

fifteen seconds in and im loling all o'er the place from this genius's wordsmithing abilities.

[@aqsah14]

Most coffee enthusiasts online give off such a snobby and greater than thou vibe

[@FFKonoko]

Why do you feel like they are greater than thou? Don't you value the things you can do instead? 😉

[@Slate398]

A lot of these videos treat it like there's only one way to make a cup of coffee. The funniest part is that a lot of coffee tips, hardly ever make a difference in flavour. I feel it's just more to do about the process, i.e I enjoy hand grinding over an electrical grinder, but despite being told otherwise, I don't notice a difference in taste or quality from either option. As someone who loves coffee enough to essentially make it a hobby, the only factors that truly matter are the beans, freshness, and what roast you want.

[@Sageofthe16]

heh..

[@nurhazbiyshaffan1021]

no, it's not, it's because you have low confidence or you get irritated at every little thing others say. nothing he said makes you lower than him, and instant coffee and specialty coffee are just that different. I can't barely enjoy instant coffee but never mock anyone when they prefer it. thing is, it looks like you are saying to yourself. you make coffee enthusiasts look smug and irritating.

[@mwara2444]

When I was a chef I also went part-time in the day at a coffee shop. Achieving a great cup of coffee was so satisfying and that caramel color to get it perfect every time. It's also like the saying, insanity is doing the same thing over and over again. Expecting different results.

[@yummyklown9226]

If you're that awake in the morning to do all that for a shot of coffee, you don't need it

[@killerblade1044]

Fax!

[@inconspicuoussalad7730]

I brought all my coffee making stuff to university and I haven't used it once. The instant cappuccino packets, on the other hand...

[@lidmc796]

Like a heroin addict racking up a needle

[@JokerDaSmoker]

Exactly 🤣🤣

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Me, drinking coffee from the moment I get out of bed until the moment I go back to it: haha yes I could totally do this for each of the 12 coffees I have on the average day, I have time for that.

[@entropyofallcreation]

That's crazy. *Proceeds to microwave water in a mug and dump Folgers crystals into it. *

[@kbj8594]

Exactly lol

[@krane15]

Burn blasphemer.

[@Kingfirefly1]

I Just Searched Espresso Cookie And.. I Saw This😭

[@Vienna3080]

My broke ass with my $20 Mr. Coffee machine and GV Sumatran blend: Intresting

[@MK-573]

And it serves the purpose. Am from Ethiopia birth place of this coffee culture they are butchering with elitism. If it serves you, it is good enough

[@mande-lorean2182]

Same here bro

[@teebolt45]

Sumatera

[@-steady-8215]

Imagine having a coffee machine. Me who puts my 4 cent instant coffee sachet in water and put it in microwave.

[@nathancurtis4485]

Me but the 8 o'clock espresso beans from walmart

[@velazquezarmouries]

Me: *using a mocha pot and Colombian grounds that are more than 2 years old * this is good enough

[@crazywolf9715]

Nah, instant coffee is enough 🤣🤣🤣

[@velazquezarmouries]

@@crazywolf9715 good instant coffee is great Like Nescafé

[@The12231]

@@velazquezarmouries except when the company Nestle has the most horrible, inhumane practices. I also use a mocha 👌 long espresso tasting coffee, with Panamanian grounds usually less than a month old

[@Solaceon]

Me throwing my 4 month old Death Wish espresso blend into the same giant electronic coffee maker that's used to brew McCafe for 8 other people and is never cleaned: good enough

[@velazquezarmouries]

@@The12231 nah the suffering makes it taste better

[@ryanmfs125]

One thing that never fail to amaze me in these channels is how they make their whole personality around coffe

[@chaossense5334]

is that a bad thing or smth

[@TheViperkat]

@@chaossense5334 makes you come off as pretentious and no one wants to talk to you because of it. Not necessarily bad there’s just… social downsides to it

[@chaossense5334]

@@TheViperkat damn. I don't even like coffee 💀

[@Pinkrevenge101]

​@@TheViperkat its prob thier specialty n hobby

[@lincolnv9261]

@@TheViperkat I mean, do you think of gamers as pretentious? Or engineers? Or cooks? All of these are specialized channels on YT that only talk about their thing. I think it’s entirely verbiage. When Andrew from BwB talks about cooking he shows his process, and doesn’t say “You’ll never ever make a good [insert dish] if you aren’t doing this Elementry task of buying fresh ingredients.” which is exactly what the guy in this vid did. It not a specialty or passion, it’s how kind you are showing how to improve your skill in it.

[@Eveningkiss]

Yep. My bf and i specifically hunt coffee roasters and shops that get freshly roasted coffee in weekly and a bag or two each week. Great espresso as soon as i get the grind dialed in

[@Logicalsane]

Does that taste better than nescafe instant coffee??

[@lonelalydmitri9489]

Watching this while drinking my cheap-ass Nescafe instant coffee

[@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo]

If it makes you happy, you’re doing it right.

[@jadebayoba7073]

Babe don't feel bad, these privileged bitches make everyone mad

[@jadebayoba7073]

@@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo yeah this

[@rae-p2266]

dude got roasted harder than his coffe beans

[@z-beats9354]

Why is this not blowing up

[@alvito7355]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Mr_Also]

@@z-beats9354because he spelt coffee wrong

[@dramaybaazii]

​@@Mr_Also😂😂

[@jahstri]

zip it

[@sayeedkizuk5822]

I love how this short basically proves that every step other than tamping and using good coffee is purely aesthetic.

[@zaryol2338]

how? you have grinding the coffee to a specific level of not too fine and not too coarse, as well as properly mixing the ground coffee in the filter before tamping.

[@sayeedkizuk5822]

@@blaackberry buying espresso already ground isn't a good idea because coffe is pretty reactive and will oxidise within a couple weeks after being ground. He's right that the level of coarseness matters.

[@kensmith4218]

No, the other steps help too, but the right bean is probably the most important.

[@boysteacher3818]

@@bigtexuntex7825 I don't freaking need my coffee to be made like a perfect freak like you I just want to wake the f up and start the day.

[@JD_tcb]

Whole thing is unnecessary imo... Just drink your poopy coffee you divas 😂

[@whengrapespop5728]

“Nobody wants that espresso” Honestly wouldn’t care. Espressos are pretty much a practical drink.

[@datb0013]

espresso isn't a practical drink. if you want to treat it that way all power to you, if it works it works. espresso tastes awesome and can absolutely be enjoyed slowly if done right, just depends on how much effort you put in.

[@nuansd]

Espresso's an expensive specialty drink -- why not just make drip coffee or moka pot if you're going for just practical?

[@kenji214245]

@@nuansd espresso is essentially a warm energy drink. It mainly uses the cheaper high caffeine beans and was originally something workers drank to get a boost.

[@nuansd]

@@kenji214245 it's never been cheap to have an espresso machine -- are you referring to moka pots or other brewing techniques? since its invention only caffes have really used them

[@kenji214245]

@@nuansd espresso just means quick coffee. Sure there are those who have been going trough methods and machines to do it in different ways. But in the end it was just something quick and very intense to drink. Like a small cup of a caffeine shot. Because the usual coffee took to long to make XD And there are plenty of different espresso machines to chose from. But majority of people mainly had it because it was quick. Then Americans made it into a whole marketing thing. And my espresso machine is cheap. It can only do espresso though nothing else. now if you want to make it with all the extra stuff then yeah then those things get expensive.

[@snowy8926]

Jesus christ this video clearly didn't reach the target audience. my dude is just explaining how to make a proper cup of coffee for those WHO WANT TO and didn't put anyone down. ya'll just like to complain.

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

still pretentious

[@AiRPasternak]

Spending 5000$ on a machine + 1000$ more for accesories just for your coffee taste 0,000001% better.. Coffee enthusiasts have a severe problem...

[@stinky_abi]

yes we do cry about it 😁

[@danilooliveira6580]

@@AiRPasternak its his money for his coffee and he enjoy it, not sure why you are so angry.

[@owanbavis1619]

@@Technotoadnotafrog Not pretentious, you're just irationally annoyed by him and try to incorrectly use that word to justify it.

[@LordBete]

So the ritual doesn’t matter, it’s just the expensive coffee that makes the difference

[@warrenarnold]

Once yall bought the machines, they changed the game

[@bencecsikos5977]

Thats very wrong

[@gregorskiff]

It's about coffee roasted within a month or so of brewing but 2 weeks is about the limit of "fresh". Expensive coffee is just as bad as cheap after it goes stale.

[@reflectcard6258]

Used to think similar, but my last telemarketing work made me addicted to coffee. Now I need to drink an entire jar in the morning to pump

[@thepacifist702]

😂😂😂

[@liamv1bes56]

“I TRIED SOO HARD AND GOT SOOO FARRR. BUT IN THE ENDDD IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER!”

[@ToadyWoods]

Blink-182 . Edit: Linkin Park

[@JesseGilbride]

it doesn't matter cuz you got your caffeine anyway. 😵‍💫

[@noteagerenough]

I HAD TO FALL! TO LOSE IT ALL~ BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTEEEERRR

[@paledolphin]

Man, I love that Smash Mouth song.

[@KingsleyComanIsCool]

That hits hard even today

[@TGCPhilip]

I paid maximum attention to this knowing damn well that I have no intention of drinking coffee

[@humansizedbirdnest9435]

Same😂 but I just drink coffee from a pot

[@ILoveHuskies1]

Damn I don’t even make espresso but felt personally insulted in the beginning.

[@thedeathstar420]

So just get better coffee? Lol I was hoping to get some sort of technique tips

[@abdi9145]

I think this was advice for people with already proper technique

[@bryangrunauer]

not necessarily better, the same coffee 6 months later won't get you the same results

[@tester0013]

@@bryangrunauer isn't that literally the point of the video, get a freshly roasted coffee for better espresso which also means get better coffee

[@bryangrunauer]

@@tester0013 i mean even if you have better beans you'd have to use them fresh. What I get from the video is to no let it sit on the counter for too long

[@Dolbic.]

It is actually an important advice, because lots of coffee shops sells you coffee beans sitting in shelfs for months, and they give you the B.S advice that "you shouldn't brew fresh coffee, its best to buy something minimum weeks old"...

[@alessandrosarti640]

Me using Nespresso pods: "That'll work"

[@csf4534]

Me but with an automatic espresso machine lmfao

[@illestvillain1971]

Me using instant coffee in a 5 year old portable mug. "Yes the intricacies of the texture are intriguing" I mean the espressos at work were nice but I'd never buy one. And the coffee pot I used to use is in my old place so instant off brand coffee will work

[@ryant2568]

I used Nespresso pods for years, nothing wrong with them at all. Consistent flavor and they last for way longer than whole beans.

[@igoralmeida9136]

me using instant coffee

[@matts3425]

having worked with coffee/espresso for over 8 yrs, i can tell you that this guy is a loser.

[@corey2232]

People that have this much time to spend to waste on their morning fix aren't stressed enough to need it in the first place 😂

[@Robdutton91]

This isn’t for “morning fix” people. You have completely missed the point

[@Laura-Yu]

Or maybe they own a cafe? Or jus enjoy making good espresso. Why do you assume it’s for you or for getting ready in the mornings?

[@datb0013]

it's a hobby, why can't people just enjoy it? who cares if you think you live a harder life? it's just bean juice dude

[@corey2232]

@@datb0013 Yeah, "just bean juice" people dedicate this much time to... when the rest of us average Joe's barely got time to make a quick Folgers before running to work 😉

[@datb0013]

@@corey2232 literally who cares? Let people enjoy coffee. Just because you don’t have time to doesn’t mean other people have to stop liking it. Why are you so elitest?

[@kimhuong7325]

I searched up esspreso by sabrina carpenter and this poped up 😭😭😭

[@xenyz35garma21]

Fr😭😭😭

[@DIFFERENTALEX]

same

[@giovannadisii9710]

"even cheap beans become flavorful, if you carefully brew them to bring out their special qualities" - Yoshimura kuzen

[@esdeathchan4354]

Nice quote

[@mwara2444]

I use cheap coffee beans for the French press to steep them for 5 minutes, comes out well

[@Corteum]

"Even no beans is blissful, if you first attain enlightenment!" - Made Up Quote

[@sir_humpy]

bummer, I was gonna bet it was by Sun Tzu...

[@as_below_so_above]

Nothing wrong with cheap coffee. But the older it gets, the worse it will come out.

[@Viper-oj1ut]

the nescafé and milk looking at me from across my kitchen: bro you trying to replace us :(

[@nikolay-avokadunskiy]

My delonghi coffee machine when im looking for real espresso machines do be like that

[@ethnicsovereignty2369]

You've got me fxcked up if you think I'm doing an entire ritual to drink a cup of coffee

[@redclayscholar620]

We must sacrifice to the Caffeine God!

[@mikec4308]

yet youll wait in a 15 minute drive thru

[@ethnicsovereignty2369]

@@mikec4308 no, I'll make a cup of coffee when I wake up in like, 2 minutes?

[@onepackman1967]

Can someone start a petition to cancel this guy? Worse than saddaam hussein smh

[@cameronboyle5235]

@@mikec4308lmao sounds like projection loser. Most ppl take 3 mins at the most with thete instant coffee

[@Callummullans]

Just found out about Turkish sand coffee which looks pretty cool. Copper pot on hot sand and it all froths up, pour, repeat.

[@scnoz1430]

When I was studying for college, I would put two scoops of instant coffee into cold tap water, mix it around a bit, close my nostrils and chug the whole thing down cause I didn’t want to wake up my roommates with the kettle

[@tumdeax]

At that point you might as well drank cold brew.

[@bbee6556]

Did you pass tho 😂

[@Cretaigne95]

Now that's what I call a polite addict

[@scnoz1430]

@@bbee6556 I probably took 5 years off my life expectancy, but yeah, I did

[@thuglyfe709]

Yall do all that work for coffee and here i am bing chilling with my glass of water

[@axelblackwood5305]

I'm bing shaking with my energy drinks 💀

[@shane1489]

No lemon ?

[@luke1835]

​@@shane1489who needs lemon?

[@ruerue7910]

one thing I learned about making a good shot could be attributed from different factors: a) right dosage b) proper tamp c) excellent calibration of the machine... of course you don't want to brew a coffee bean that has been seating on your kitchen drawer (?), you need a freshly roasted coffee beans to achieve good shot

[@Ad-Lo]

*sitting

[@ShreddKrumb]

“What do you mean I have a coffee addiction?” (Whilst snorting a line of ground up coffee beans)

[@robert9595]

"Sniff" YEERAAGHHHH!!!!!

[@aguila4653]

LMFAO

[@mwara2444]

Can concur. As a child of the '90s are drugs were caffeine and nicotine.

[@Icyveins123]

Jesus 😭😅

[@lavenderDolfin]

Me being a tea drinker: hmmm yes, this is definitely important

[@beuxjmusic]

Do you make your tea at 80 degrees? Do you use a Copper Kettle? Do you use a real China Teapot? You can still be unbearably fussy as a Tea drinker! Why spare your friends and family?

[@lavenderDolfin]

@@beuxjmusic i use a glass teapot and 80 what? Fahrenheit? Celcius? Reamur? Kelvin?

[@beuxjmusic]

When water and humans are involved, it should always always be celsius.

[@lavenderDolfin]

@@beuxjmusic then its either 80 to 100 depending on the weather

[@beuxjmusic]

@@lavenderDolfin You should never go above 80 unless you are deep in the ocean! You charlatan!

[@bread1542]

Sees the video: Looks at the coffee im holding: you’re good enough instant coffee-chan

[@whatskrakin37]

I just heat up milk in the microwave till boil and pop French vanilla powder that I got from Walmart and it tastes amazing 👌

[@SidneyPatrickson]

Me sits there crunching on some instant coffee powder "Yeah obviously.. you gotta get the good fresh stuff"

[@nickh3148]

It’S AlL aBoUtS tHe BeAnS

[@casperrabbit7254]

Damn y'all are roasting him harder than he roasts his coffee

[@dannyt4663]

Guy: pulls “bad” shot of espresso Me: damn that looks good!

[@Ismayil.israfilov]

Not me searching up for espresso by Sabrina Carpenter and ending up in this video.

[@bongboyz6468]

"Nobody wants that coffee" naw bro I do tffffff

[@Petaurista13]

He sounds like spoiled kid. "Oh no! This scrambled eggs are literally Michelin 3* level made from best eggs on the market, but they weren't made on oil pressed 5 minutes ago, ideally matched with type of an egg! Nobody wants it!" I get that it's worse than it may be. It's still very good coffee, much better than what's most people drink and most people would love it.

[@meyes1098]

​@@Petaurista13 also most people couldn't tell the difference anyway.

[@hollisg6958]

All I’m sayin is that great value donut shop keurig pod coffee is hitting on an absolute different level.

[@PassiveAggressive._.]

The chad store brand k cup vs the virgin little cup of nonsense

[@ehczagbk1257]

On god donut shop wildly fire fa some reason

[@lessalazar9068]

Yes sir

[@nukiesduke6868]

ROFL that's actually my favorite one too. When I got my first k-cup machine I just bought a box of each brand whenever I ran out. Ended up liking that the most :/

[@Oof_18]

"gross, sad, flat out bad" AYY looks at Dr. Seuss over here with these cold bars 🥶💯

[@coylio33ify]

A much better coffee you could’ve HAD

[@SussBus]

The only sad part about this video is how much you spent on that machine 💀

[@Thecandymafiaw]

123 likes and zero replies I don't think so

[@averagecornenjoyer6348]

me who drinks instant coffee I made in 30 seconds:

[@joris5429]

Me too. I just dissolve my powder in the water. And the coffee is ready 🙃

[@tom_4615]

Me who drinks instant espresso 😎

[@mikkirurk1]

As a professional barista - don`t take this video seriously.

[@ajvintage9579]

Why not?

[@cheerios9954]

@@ajvintage9579Cause you don’t need insane, expensive equipment to make a good shot of espresso, and all that work he did didn’t matter in the end

[@KoeSeer]

@@ajvintage9579 it basically says, your coffee look sad because you're broke ass man who can only buy cheap $3 coffee beans from chinese market instead of $50 coffee beans.

[@BrandenVD]

@@ajvintage9579 This video doesn’t encourage learning and how to build a taste profile. Hardly any information here other than “new coffee = good”, as in there’s no substance here to take away from and to improve with. All that’s in this video is “you’re bad and make bad coffee.”

[@nala7829]

​@@BrandenVDNo it isn't. It's saying "this is a likely reason that you - someone who knows what they're doing and what they want - still aren't getting the results you're looking for!"

[@user-gftrm]

My aunt uses coffee beans from our public central market result : yummy

[@googlechromosome2447]

Coffee has some the most pretentious preparation rituals for a drug

[@big_sk4ian424]

Not to mention how many different milks they use from 69 different nuts and beans like tit milk or French vanilla ain't enough

[@Blakezilla594]

Makes me personally want to go to a fancy snobby coffee shop just to ask for a drip coffee🤣

[@Ligma..]

He keeps deleting the comment that says “this is why you can’t pull a good shot of espresso…. Your broke”😂

[@lahlah3922]

My coffee I buy is cheaper than the stuff from Walmart and is amazing and roasted fresh every day

[@Pg-ch5nb]

@@lahlah3922ok

[@nef36]

The entire video was "buy fresh coffee"; he said nothing about his equipment. Those comments are unoriginal and add nothing to the conversation, and he gets them every video.

[@swissCheese425]

​@nef36 fresh roasted coffee beans from a roast specialist are cheap?

[@kiriki4558]

Your paranoia makes you think your coments are being deletedby him when there are worse ones still published.

[@tz8270]

My 2 month old coffee sitting in the open can on the warm counter:

[@supreme0497]

Me who just buys a ready to use nestle coffee powder 🗿

[@kalva2394]

You are already superior.

[@thalion3410]

literal sin. youre not welcome here.

[@ehabalwi]

Bro called coffee bad, then made another coffee

[@Thebreakawayexplorer]

Idk why I even watched this, i need tea 😩😩

[@kenwu369]

"Gross, sad and just flat out bad" Reminds me of my art teacher's comment on my projects, what a lovely lady

[@bjasshjaskjdhkasj]

OOP

[@SetiKt]

I don't care about the taste, i just need the sugar and caffeine at this point. 🤣

[@CrispyBandit]

“I’ll tell ya what slick this coffee taste like dirt” “what do you expect it was ground this morning” little MIB quote haha!

[@theak_espresso_enthusiast]

Exactly right, my man.

[@queenwhomp5188]

And then there’s me with a rickety ass coffee maker just drinking coffee made from a tin of five dollar coffee from the store

[@fungdark8270]

Literally has ground up roaches in it lmao

[@cluelessdev3851]

5 dollar coffee!? Bro nah you got the premium stuff smh. Leave some for us plebs.

[@acardenasjr1340]

4.65 for 100% Colombian HEB coffee, hits like a truck 🥲

[@DH-gq7bm]

@@fungdark8270 looks like hes getting some protein as well then

[@homesickandwestbound4321]

who the hell would go through all that trouble and not already know that quality, freshly roasted coffee was absolutely essential?

[@NavaracVolare]

Exactly, I think the same as you

[@thinkpad20]

Literally no one. This video is useless

[@colynrobinson212]

Who the fuck goes through all the trouble for coffee? It's fucking hot bean juice.

[@Mr.Suit-Tie]

@@colynrobinson212that tastes good

[@Mr.Suit-Tie]

@@colynrobinson212and this may sound wild, but if you can believe it, it’s a hobby. You’re welcome

[@brandonbeavers4668]

“You don’t want that coffee” I don’t know, I think I do want that coffee.

[@jawnske]

me, currently off 3 massive scoops of cafe bustelo: "yes very interesting"

[@restartreset-x2y]

I thought he was gonna say “this is the reason you can’t pull bitches” 😭

[@editzz_3641]

There’s literally subtitles you could see what he’s gonna say before he says it 🤨

[@ThatTallBrendan]

Reject coffee prep. Embrace Washing down a shot of grounds with water because coffee is atrocious. Pros: Dirt flavor only lasts as long as it takes you to swish it down, More caffeine- absorbed gradually throughout the day, Takes two f•cking seconds, Espresso people will actively disapprove of you and leave you alone probably, It isn't going to stain your teeth Cons: Could get stuck in your gumline if you have a skill issue, Could potentially camouflage bloody specks in your stool (It is still better to have undetected parasites than to be one), The extra $500 you saved will likely just be sucked up by your systemic necessities regardless

[@jaek__]

fruity ass, I just eat my coffee grounds by the spoonful

[@ThatTallBrendan]

@@jaek__ With a bowl of nails for breakfast... _without any milk_

[@generic8618]

I just eat coffee beans

[@jammyweegit1144]

"It is still better to have undetected parasites than to be one" is a fantastic line, thank you for making this

[@YaamFel]

Bad looking shots does not mean bad tasting coffee. judge by taste, not by appearance, and stop perpetuating this harmful myth

[@YaamFel]

Personally the coffee I use just doesn't make very pretty shots. I buy fresh, light roasted single-origin from a well-regarded local roaster, let it sit and degas for a week or two, do all the standard puck prep, and it just doesn't look very pretty coming out. still tastes great

[@YaamFel]

don't get me wrong, I appreciate the message of the video, and of course good fresh coffee is vital (although too fresh is not too good), but the focus on aesthetics over what the coffee actually tastes like just ends up being a bad habit for many new to the hobby (myself included)