How to make your mic sound dogshit

yeah

[@JesterJones]

funny mic gang ✊

[@Broomie63]

"Jester paid it all, all to him I owe"

[@DarkenedDoor]

Right here

[@P1OOD]

11 minutes ago 🤔

[@ItzVixty]

This is a 3 year old video how did you get pinned 11 minutes ago

[@Stratocaster248]

Why did bro notice this comment☠️

[@GrepidYT]

Damn that's crazy, every teammate in every game ever must've watched this tutorial or something

[@redonk1740]

there must be an updated tutorial out now because i swear they've got worse

[@DreamcastSoupYT]

If you got a webcam or some earbuds the mics are always bad. Then you can jack output volume to 100 and it’ll literally become earrape

[@NightFlareProd]

YEAH

[@NightFlareProd]

YAS@@redonk1740

[@NightFlareProd]

yes@@DreamcastSoupYT

[@TheRealSmiley]

went from normal mic to airline pilot

[@ArmoredsoldierCZ]

I was waiting for someone to say that. XD

[@yoss3475]

😂

[@thestudentofficial5483]

I skipped ahead and my mind immediately goes into airplane mode lol

[@kenneth7239]

"It's one small step for man"

[@NUTS-4-DAYZ]

Dogs hit

[@chaosfr3959]

technology became so advanced that people need a tutorial on how to make it worse

[@ovvfoids]

😭

[@nu-7316]

Fr

[@Loam_Master]

962 AND ONLY 2 COMMENTS

[@appleneko2001]

true

[@WhatDillionYT]

indeed

[@sasoiiivan7312]

My laptop's mic: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[@darkslayer54278]

as a fellow laptop gamer this is 100% true bro lol

[@Freeando]

my laptop's mic stopped working 2 weeks in lmao

[@famlrnamemssng]

Bro I've spent the last 7 months running on my laptop mic instead of my headset mic without realizing it. I started playing with the laptop closed and using external monitors and everyone I talked to in game started saying my mic sounded like utter dogshit and I had no idea what was going on. Finally noticed today lmao

[@BENDYKILLER698]

wait. you guys's mics work

[@Jimiscool88]

wait your laptop's mics are that good? wish my logitech c170 webcam actually had a better mic than a 1920 radio

[@CSYON]

The views are 99% generated by pilots.

[@realirist]

verified commenter without any comments sheesh anyways Hi

[@PRO_X_NOOB]

hi and lol

[@lamia820]

unhi

[@Nick-op2ob]

Aha wer hat sich denn hier verlaufen ^^

[@d0jak]

wat machst'n du hier

[@ToreOnYouTube]

As a pilot, I thank you for this guide. Can’t wait to show my passengers this great trick!

[@IxxyBixxy717]

You can also show them the marvel that is a skyscraper ;)

[@ToreOnYouTube]

@@IxxyBixxy717 What? Tell me you have no social skills, without telling me you have no social skills. What an awfully cringe comment.

[@Simon-is2xd]

​@@ToreOnKZbinnah it was funny

[@RetroRift.]

​​@@Simon-is2xdit really is out of context and cringe but not funny

[@ascina]

cope its funny@@RetroRift.

[@-Evergreen.]

2:32 This is your captain speaking.

[@liaspooked4980]

Bro i instantly felt that specific type of tired that you feel when you wake up from a shitty nap during a long ass flight, the captain telling about the weather or smth and how the landing is about to start

[@Pixe561]

@@liaspooked4980 same, I can even smell that specific airplane scent

[@TFAmbience]

​@@liaspooked4980I've never been, is flying fun?

[@liaspooked4980]

@@TFAmbience no not really, but you get to catch up on movies that you havent had the chance to see. I am not a big movie person, so I always use flights to watch a few. But the seats on flights are uncomfortable, and its hard to get a wink of sleep. Also, turbulence can be scary af

[@nuxx1876]

@@TFAmbience only really the take-off and landing, when it's in the air it's essentially a really long and boring bus/train ride with no stops until the destination

[@Urodeprag]

2004: How to make your microphone sound better 2024: How to make your mic sound dogshit

[@LongNguyen-rg4qc]

LOL 🤣🤣🤣

[@rollodenormandie8235]

2020*

[@soibeen]

every time it gets worse it gets a little bit funnier

[@notwods]

because loud = funny

[@stromchaser32]

@@notwods why did you click on the video then

[@ItsAstreo]

@@notwods You replied to a comment that was made 3 years ago

[@t12is_10]

@@notwodsyou must be fun at parties

[@MK-U-N]

@@t12is_10 He doesn't get invited to any parties.

[@JonSudano]

Hearing the Hz drop to 8k immediately blasted me back to 2004 in the CS 1.6 days

[@iods]

I'm happy to see your still around

[@Rorywizz]

based

[@wiremuwifebash]

Always a pleasure to see a comment posted by you. When I was in high school, everyone talked about you like you were royalty lol. Good to see you're doing well for yourself after all this time

[@epsilonunit694]

@@wiremuwifebashey good mirror reaper profile picture

[@gyrozeppeli00]

OUTTA MY WAY SON! DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK, PLEASE, I BEG YOU

[@TheSpooker9000]

i love how calm he sounds while it sounds like he is crashing a plane

[@arcadicus_ezevius]

🤣😂😂

[@ryanvenjoyer]

...with no survivors

[@jayzon_yuhmama8970]

please help when i restarted my laptop the sounds stopped working

[@TheSpooker9000]

@@jayzon_yuhmama8970 common problem with laptops. just restart it again once or twice. else go in your settings, audio and see if you have the right output speaker selected

[@weegie3343]

into two towers

[@RylanPlayz]

I love that for years, I have been searching "how to make my mic sound like a studio mic," and now it's just how to make my mic sound as bad as possible.

[@DoIoannToKnow]

this man just safely flew us from Miami to Rochester in less than 4 minutes. What a legend, somebody get him an FAA award

[@ichosolemanuel6048]

?

[@DoIoannToKnow]

@@ichosolemanuel6048 its sounds exactly like a planes in-flight PA system used by the pilot thanks for making me explain a pretty simple joke, I hope you feel awful

[@shinycharizard9221]

​@@DoIoannToKnowdamn

[@BobyMjTyroneXenoAb]

@@DoIoannToKnow hey dont hope he feels awful he probably just doesnt have a sense of humor

[@beansbs1]

ayee rochester

[@crazyaxolotl343]

I always hated the lack of immersion in arma reforger with plane mods but thanks to you now i can finally get 100% immersed while flying my mi 24 and my teammates dont understanding 89% of what im saying

[@tharealchef2539]

Just install the A10 for maximum immersion. Sounds like you're standing next to the real thing, that is, until the split second your eardrums rupture...

[@TheGuyfromValhalla]

​@@tharealchef2539😂

[@SpidaMez]

i love the very specific 89%

[@Snyperwolf91]

The true military experience

[@SebPlaySpaceflight]

It just sounds like the pilot when they say that there’s going to be some turbulence up ahead

[@turbulence6]

Didn't know I was up ahead

[@goofygoober622]

sounds like a 911 emergency call

[@Dualetta]

911th like 🔥

[@millo7295]

Jschlatt

[@Donnmuney]

I was the 2100th like 😃

[@LordOfTheChickinz]

i thiught you ment 9/

[@DerangedOrange]

911 what's your emergency?

[@galefinn8521]

Thanks man now I can get away from the questions in online class by them not being able to understand me.

[@thomwalks]

i didn't think of that but thanks

[@prawinbashingamv.n5296]

LOL

[@FKyoutubeSERIOUSLY]

Mic so bad, the teacher just mutes you. Wish I had online schooling, lmao.

[@alislam34]

@@FKyoutubeSERIOUSLYlockdown period

[@ShortyJordyB]

Bruh what about the chat

[@DigitalComputingOfficial]

we went from a bad microphone, to a decent one, to a good one, and now we want a bad microphone again. that is amazing

[@DoktrDub]

Nah… it just got worse and worse and worse lol

[@NUTS-4-DAYZ]

Dogs hit

[@branm5459]

For the funnee

[@exterminatordj3901]

@@chaosfr3959 no it isnt, get over yourself.

[@opaltoralien4015]

​@@chaosfr3959 Not really, it is a unique comment. It's just that it is a very obvious thought to have, so multiple people made similar jokes.

[@TorabilityCat]

the inhale at 2:48 sent shivers down my spine 🥶🥶🥶😩

[@jetmate888]

i dont understand how there are dislikes. he did exactly as the title said

[@Ketsui.]

Right? He's got like 9% dislikes for no reason lol

[@vonthatn]

not shitty enough

[@hito1988]

its a tutorial, not everyone can get it working first try. they downvoted because of their own fail.

[@360foxgamerz2]

@@hito1988 It's pretty bad if you manage to fail at making something worse

[@kazamidaiterrum]

Dude I can't fix this now! D:

[@SillySyrup]

Bro went from bad mic to military radio operator

[@galaxite3789]

fr

[@russianoverkill3715]

Mayday mayda6

[@EclipseIsMe]

Or an airliner pilot 💀

[@PiotrBarcz]

Same sampling rate xD

[@bblunder]

lol

[@e3.14c4]

This isn't just a tutorial, this is an auditory experience.

[@kyu6938]

introduction > rising action > climax > falling action > resolution

[@tobygamestablet7941]

0:49 video became inexplicably funnier after this

[@thoroffdagoop]

this is actually hella good for a vintage effect

[@jerichojaramillo449]

Fr I know alot of artist that use this low quality mic and it sounds so good!

[@BurningSorrows]

That’s what I’m saying, it sounds literally like a WW2 military radio

[@Wunba]

I love how randomly this video blows up after 3 years 😂

[@chickenlover158]

how you manage to be verified and still have 0 likes 😭

[@mufflezork]

on god@@chickenlover158

[@randomguythesequel3745]

​@@chickenlover158he got 69 now

[@NOOT_NOOT-_-]

bro jsut stay at ur mincraft HC world get out

[@jakebrawfili]

i’m a how to make your mic sound dogshit OG

[@dimostychalas9716]

You can also cover your room's walls with metalic objects, preferably 3m long sheet metal roofings, and make sure to position yourself in the corner of the room, just to get that extra filthy reverb. Alternatively you can rent a 200 square meter warehouse and move your setup there. After you have done all this, you can then set up a long metal sylinder from your mouth directly into your mic. But make sure it is really long, like REALLY long, 2m at the least. You can thank me later.

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

Wtf is that favela ass setup

[@SenselessReeD]

Or you can just add a verry bad free reverb vst plugin using the same VoiceMeeter. Same effect basically. Don't forget delay, overdrive and maxed out compression on top of everything. Trust me, effect is amazing. Tried this last night and listen what came out of it and now my iq is 12, I lost my hearing and forgot how to speak english. Worth is, 100% recommend!

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Oh that makes a lot more sense. I thought that using a cardboard tube would be good enough. I figured that I was just using the wrong kind of tape to hold it to my face.

[@dimostychalas9716]

@@SenselessReeD filthy casual

[@NUTS-4-DAYZ]

Dogs hit

[@kancerkun]

that one friend: look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

[@ggentertainment2737]

Jokes on you my mic has this built in! Edit: stop liking and replying to this comment, I’m getting spammed

[@papasquat5549]

How so

[@noahcuh]

@@HAR_93 c920 dim wit

[@pooppgod]

@@noahcuh no need to be rude 'noah'

[@koolaidinpepsi]

​@@pooppgod yeah noah

[@HumongousFish]

@@koolaidinpepsiyeah noah, whats the matter with you

[@jorojo298]

I wish the world was filled with more anti-ads like this one

[@alexsheppard237]

Genuinely had to do this yesterday for a project, incredibly useful. I had to do my own thing to decrease video quality, I'd love to see your technique.

[@YeetYoot]

What was the project for?

[@cobalt618]

@@YeetYoot top 10 most successful communist countries

[@CharlesShorts]

What was the project for?

[@wintershock]

Did you get a good mark?

[@al3xb0t2]

​@@cobalt618LOL

[@Coulge]

2:45 You sound like a pilot

[@TheOfficialGamingWarrior]

Soo true

[@_RussiAnGame]

I actually enjoy this radio-like voice. I’ll be using it in every online game I’m going to play. Thanks 😊

[@kobra3846]

Gives me fallout vibes

[@NUTS-4-DAYZ]

Dogs hit

[@arcadicus_ezevius]

@@kobra3846 yeppp

[@XZ-III]

Sounds like they're talking from. The phone

[@sweetsunnyvibes]

​@@NUTS-4-DAYZwoof woof 🐶

[@ruggedchip2831]

Honestly can’t believe I just watched this entire video

[@LETRODE]

Same

[@P-P-Panda]

Worth it

[@O2F2]

I just did it. I must say it's a must have for any fps player

[@HerobrineLolz]

Ik.

[@Overseer14]

It genuinely sounds like a microphone that the military uses, which is absolutely amazing considering they actually use dogshit microphones.

[@ИванУшаков-с7]

What it seems like they use

[@jauxro]

I've been told that "military-grade" means "the cheapest and least breakable"

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

​@@jauxroyeah

[@krevikr]

​​@@jauxroi believe military-grade stuff are made to be breakable so they can be easily replaced or smth

[@yoriow877]

@@krevikr ok so dogshit and cheap. got it xD

[@xlebosaur]

2:04 the silence is loud fr now

[@eivanwqf4915]

This method is genius that he made the result while recording😂

[@EmbodiedKhan91]

as an owner of a blue yeti, i must say, its very convenient to have an annoying slider on my physical microphone. (gain)

[@Cookie0927]

Turn that shit up, you become the mcdonalds drive thru.

[@Time4me2change]

I specifically enabled this to my tarkov mic lol, now I get shot randomly for some reason

[@tuckerallen1421]

Just upgraded my shit. Phew.

[@phoonwax]

i love having a shitpost slider on hand at all times its so good

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

What makes Blue Yetis bad? I got mine back in 2014 for $104. Everyone was recommending them.

[@Dragoneer]

Holy shit. This is actually a great tip for any milsim players who want realistic sounding coms. I can imagine this working very well in a flight sim too…

[@douletsayn]

I thought you said Muslim for a sec

[@yeet1337]

​@@douletsaynGreat tip for muslims in flight sims 😏

[@TheDixieDerg]

Or people who go into sweaty pvp voice chats

[@DeluxeSlayer]

​​@@douletsaynSame lmao. When he mentioned flight simulator afterwards I was like damn who let this guy cook 😂

[@InvisibleYetVisible]

​@@douletsayn yeah we don't need any of that.... Whether it be round fake pilots or real ones 😂

[@ecofriendly_woodveneers]

“. . . these mics are horrible” *INTENSE BREATH IN*

[@evanlee93]

the funniest thing about this is that I own both that webcam and the blue yeti mic because I thought they would be good 💀

[@Cakeman]

I am literally in the same boat as you pal.

[@nox2889]

People defend the Blue Yeti endlessly. I seriously couldn't stand that mic when I had it.

[@Tactical_Taco]

me

[@Sopsy_Hallow]

@@nox2889 because its on the cheaper side and relatively old at this point, sure it's not high quality by modern standards but if you use it right its far from bad, not nearly as bad as the usual webcam mic or the default mics on earbuds/headsets i dont see a reason to get it nowadays but if you still have it (like me) its better than using most other things that u can easily get

[@holonaut]

@@nox2889 Problem with the Blue Yeti is, it's basically a studio microphone. Great for podcasts or whatever but if you dare move in your room, let alone use a keyboard, it's dogshit

[@silidusandoy7821]

i liked because of feynman.

[@M-HACK]

WOW pin and no reply’s Well

[@atomicdestroyer8068]

@@M-HACKWHAT 😮

[@Seft2_]

5 hours ago, it got pinned, the video is from 3 years ago😂 funny

[@mr_siuuu]

Wgat

[@Hcuzz]

yea@@Seft2_

[@Typical2017]

The entire video: "I'm going to show you how to make your mic terrible!" The last few seconds: "An alternate way to make your mic terrible is just buy a Logitech c920-"

[@sebastianblevdet]

wow, you watched the video too?

[@ilyakuznetsov2075]

That's crazy, its almost as if you watched the video

[@Mydumbselfsays]

To the two people above me: I don't get yall. I mean, the man was just expressing a part of the video he liked, it was harmless. But yall decided to ruin your own day smh my head 🙄🙄🙄

[@Kirjahri2]

​@@Mydumbselfsays when did he say he liked that part of the video

[@dekinnis]

It’s almost like he watched the video

[@TheDudeLol-df3uc]

0:14 " I already installed it" a classic word 🤨

[@Giolopy]

wth do you think the funny mic application is gonna do?? Brick your brick?? 💀 🙏 Edit : don’t mind the edits, it’s me positioning the praying emoji

[@TheDudeLol-df3uc]

@@Giolopy yes

[@ДмитроНикишенко]

I love how literally everyone got this reccomended to them within a span of 3-4 hours

[@Envy-eq6qp]

ikr

[@thedoublessymbol]

the algorithm works in mysterious ways

[@best_of_the_best470]

Got it today

[@Volvith]

You can also use a mic EQ to squish the low and high end frequencies together as tight as possible, to the point where you're basically just operating across a 500 hertz range. Also make sure that when you breathe on your mic slightly, the funny little line stays on the top of the gauge. And if you really wanna go the extra mile, buy a really thin sheet of metal, cut it out in a circle, and mount it around your microphone, preferably tune it to reverberate at every frequency the human voice can produce, to really get that authentic _'do you live in a colander WTF' experience._ Also there are some microphones which have built-in volume protections, just make sure to turn those _OFF._ If your microphone breaks slightly as a result, don't worry, *_that just adds to the experience._* EDIT: Also, you wanna pick one specific frequency, like 1470 hertz, and crank the frequency of that one up to 17-18K hertz, so that there's always some kind of high-pitch distortion that really screws with people who use earbuds. Preferably distort that frequency range a little bit as well, so it becomes a bit wider of an ear-splitting frequency hike. :) And this might be a bit advanced though: There are programs that let your microphone quality go lower than 8bit 8KHz. Like, much lower. This is really advanced levels of low quality though, so don't be surprised if there are repercussions to using that strategy in lobbies.

[@ISHIDAA]

Could you do an in depth tutorial on that ? I'd really love to dig mic mixing to its core !

[@guytn5701]

My man is on an another level of dogshit sound quality lmao.

[@jnub3544]

This is the best comment I’ve ever read

[@Kiwi-9381]

Agreed, this comment is amazing. And also agreed to an in depth tutorial 😅

[@Tenninch]

This should be fucking pinned.

[@Kinstage]

sounds like hes about to give me coordinates for a strafing run..

[@Floodsye]

Every single teammate I've had in CoD has carefully watched, studied, and implemented each step of this video.

[@_SGTM_]

That sounds like airplane communicating with the air traffic control tower 😂

[@NUTS-4-DAYZ]

Dogs hit

[@cheesebusiness]

The “many lives depend on it” level of quality

[@app_manifestation]

says smth funny "thanks for the likes guys" 😐

[@Punch_Card]

@@app_manifestation I mean, why? people ain't coming back to see it anyways

[@app_manifestation]

@@Punch_Card i hate existing

[@Korosivv]

Thank you very much, I spent over $500 in audio equipment, but it came out too clean. Now I can properly sound like a Taco Bell drive-thru speaker playing grindcore. Jah bless. 🙏

[@145fps2]

saying jah is gay

[@ryanbob]

​@@145fps2lol got em

[@DayNkt0317]

Ur gay for saying jah

[@debatebattle]

That's gay for saying jah

[@Kareem_King]

Saying Jah is gay af

[@interbard]

Your mic sounded okay in the beginning, but way too quiet

[@MetalGodOfLegend]

I thought the video wasn't with microphone until i put the volume at max

[@chillblox8]

he be protecting us from the dogshit mic by the end

[@Syuvinya]

it's because he later turned volume way up

[@NUTS-4-DAYZ]

Dogs hit

[@189Blake]

In the beginning it was barely audible, I understood it as a metajoke and was laughing right from the start

[@cringus8519]

blue yeti catching strays for no reason

[@cheeseinhaler14]

LOL true

[@aaronmueller1560]

Honestly, was kinda hoping that this was gonna be a short video on common mistakes people make when setting up their microphone that cause their voice to sound worse as a sort of reverse tutorial (essentially “avoid doing these things and you will avoid bad mic quality”), but this is good too

[@vsm1456]

same. kinda disappointed, but at least now I know how to set up and use these virtual cables, so that's fine too

[@gemhunter498]

@@vsm1456well, make sure the quality matches on the virtual cable and the mic, or it will clip. So don’t set 1 to CD, and the other to studio or something

[@noshame2389]

I mean it kinda is, just do the opposite of what he says

[@LRM12o8]

I thought the same, lol

[@JamieElli]

I thought he was going to disassemble a microphone until it sounded really bad, but this is probably more practical.

[@kyrufalkas5577]

That still sound better than my steelseries headset mic

[@CatnamedMittens]

Rather use a can attached to a string

[@jwdunn6401]

My arctis 7 steelseries sounds fine I wonder if it’s just the model you have

[@kyrufalkas5577]

@@jwdunn6401 i have the artics pro with gamedac, they sound like shit as most headset mics

[@yoshiibob]

bro im using one rn its so fucking shit

[@Greenhawk4]

Must just be faulty or something as mine is perfectly fine.

[@SpringySpring04]

Honestly this is some great content. Ive used the VB Cable software to troll my friends on Discord using FL Studio as a voice changer, and ive been looking for ways to make my mic sound like trash, so this has really helped!

[@Gormula137]

I guess I'm not alone who thought of using FL as voice changer

[@DgkYogi]

Lmaoooo i’ve been using FL as a voice changer for years (as well as music production), I’m glad to have found you all 😂

[@NUTS-4-DAYZ]

Dogs hit

[@SpringySpring04]

@@DgkYogi Same mate! I even upload some of my songs to my channel sometimes, but life has been really busy so I don't make music as much anymore, sadly. But still, cool to find you as well XD

[@AvidaxTelekesis]

This tutorial makes the feel of hearing the Lobby Voice Chats from other games.

[@arcane3877]

This sounds exactly the same as radio communication in flying, like identical If you recorded mock transmissions between an aircraft and ATC I would not be able to discern it based on audio quality alone You have my respect sir

[@GAMINGALEXYT-im7bj]

Dude sounding like every average pilot in the end💀

[@simplyme9700]

The youtube algorithm has blessed us with a three year old master piece.

[@anish3994]

Yess

[@ZaTheLean]

Facts

[@fusion4460]

2010: how to make my mic better 2020: how to make my mic as dogshit as possible

[@7dcht]

saw this in my recommended, never thought about making my mic shitty, and now i have it, thank you

[@zion6680]

This is actually really useful for me, I'm trying to make an audiobook type thing and I want all the voices to have a similar filtered sound on playback and I think this is what I'm going to do to some degree lmao, feels retro.

[@gemhunter498]

I recommend using a pop filter to get rid of breathing, that can be super distracting in any audiobook. Alternatively, you can use a noise filter in Audacity to filter out any breathing noise, that’s how I whistle into my mic without capturing the wind sound

[@Holmdharme]

If you are recording you might as well just use an equalizer and a saturation effect, it will give you the same effect but with more control.

[@TheGrundigg]

You should record it clean and apply effects, this is really easy to do with an EQ and some distortion (bit reduction or saturation or whatever you like). Gives you more control and you have the clean sound to use if you need it.

[@StarWGamer]

Here I am with a Blue Yeti mic thinking it's a good mic, and then I found out it's literally featured in a tutorial on how to make your mic sound like crap. Thanks, dad.

[@inkoherency]

it is good but you gotta mess with it to make it sound good otherwise it is pretty dogshit

[@occasionalart7597]

From what I know it's a perfectly fine mic if you know what you're doing, it's just that you can get something a lot nicer sounding for the same amount of money, or less in some cases

[@technocolossus]

​@@occasionalart7597Yeti sucks if you have the logitech g hub installed but otherwise I never had anything to really mess around with

[@drifter402]

Blue Yetis are a punchline for bad mics

[@inkoherency]

@@drifter402 thats why im saying u gotta mess with it to make it sound good

[@skizzrz]

my teammates in any game dont seem to need this tutorial or have all already found it...

[@Avarrak]

Honestly it kinda sounds like radio chatter from NASA. Like you were on the ISS or something 👌

[@RussellTeapot]

Mamma mia Papa pia *Baby's got the DIAAAARHEEEEEEA*

[@zombieranger3410]

Connect the TEWBS Connect the TEWBS Connect the TEWBS

[@afxx19]

thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

[@AtomicArtumas]

I want to add this in as an advanced technique you can use for specifically recordings - It's nigh impossible to do in real time without much more dedicated software and possibly hardware, but if you're specifically trying to do something like make a video where your audio is horrible, or whatnot, you can do this. Put your recording through a music composition/balancing/writing program, such as Logic, Reason, etc. - A lot of these support custom audio inputs as "custom instruments", which you can then edit with various effect modules - In my personal experience, this is WAY more advanced than most general editing software or voice changers/soundboards, and also doubles as a way to do budget autotune. The benefit of this is that you can actually make the audio sound absolutely horrible while still somehow being understandable, which is something that I don't see many people utilize. Or you can just make the worst audio you've ever heard. Something that sounds like what you'd imagine the inside of a black hole that was in the middle of hell would sound like.

[@theoneandonlyxax]

yap yap yap

[@LegitMix14]

yapper of the year qualifier for sure

[@kachow5830]

This guy is still yapping

[@aidanspurgeon]

smh this guys replying with a bunch of alts they aren't even funny either, this comment gave good ideas

[@taibasarovadil]

I should give it a try

[@emmigosa]

Honestly I think it sounds awesome. It sounds like an old telephone. It's a nice vibe.

[@Ethanol_MC]

"this is ur pilot speaking..."

[@ThatOneGoatGuy]

Play this video in reverse to attain a crisp mic Also the reason 8000 hertz sounds way worse is that it's actually only capable of giving you 4000 herts [for reasons] in the output. it does a bunch of low passes which means all the high amplitudes get cut off making the output voice sound hollow and distant. I'm not an expert on this tho so do your own research if you want any actual understanding lol

[@sanjeev.rao3791]

For anyone who's interested, the reason is the Nyquist theorem.

[@joanyadhatan]

@@sanjeev.rao3791 wow

[@magpie-yf8gf]

why not just de-ess and increase mids

[@NUTS-4-DAYZ]

Dogs hit

[@swisserty]

No not actually. Not gonna be rewL. Not real. Please attempt off

[@gargoyled_drake]

not even kidding. If you have a mic that sounds like this when streaming on twitch as a low viewer streamer. There is no doubt that you will gain followers and support faster than anyone else with "good" equipment.

[@noah.2B]

Yeah i believe it. makes everything you do more amusing than if you're trying to make it sound good

[@MooneyBabbler]

Works out for me

[@craftergoat]

Bro look at wubbzy his mic is dogshit but he's popular

[@NivekUSA]

I love how as the video goes it's changing real time, really adds to the comedic effect of this video.

[@Ozbey1]

3:13 wtf is in that gay_song_data folder 😅😂

[@beaconofwierd1883]

This does sound a lot like radio airplane radio chatter, should use it in flight sims for more immersion, 10/10

[@goatwithagun]

best tutorial ever, you can make it better if you are on a discord voice chat and lowering the bitrate of it to 8kbps, now you AND your friends can enjoy having a microphone with sound quality of a WW2/Cold War era military radio

[@Sinred1]

my mic is already dogshit, so I watched this video in reverse and now its amazing, thanks!

[@Federal.buerau_of_silly]

you know i was wondering how the fuck i already watched a portion of these vids but then i realise how often ive fell asleep while watching youtube on my phone

[@AdhvaithSane]

“The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you” Damn. What a line.

[@eliatkinson634]

I feel like this effect could be used really well for an effect where you have long distance radio communication, maybe do a subtle highpass aswell

[@ToyotaCorolla-vg8qv]

Crazy that it still sounds better than a cellphone call.

[@nyantacoplayz7493]

I love it when it slowly gets crisp

[@My2Cents.iF7934]

Ok, so basically "how to sound like you're in a MW2 public lobby"?

[@HowToTop5]

Bro went from normal to NASA💀💀

[@thegreenfox011]

bro it just sounds like a 1950's radio

[@deep_metre5]

Bro sounds like he is in war with a radio

[@sqwop]

That still sounds good to me unlike real bad mics that distort when you slightly raise your voice.

[@tobymciver1645]

or if you use a logitech c920

[@pirojfmifhghek566]

Needs more compression plugins. Also you should use a dedicated audio interface paired with one of the best condenser mics you can afford, but record it from 10 feet away, placed right next to your output monitors. Also add an aggressive noise gate that is set _exactly_ at your voice's volume, so it cuts off every other word you say.

[@jonahselwood7017]

it actually works better with two of the best condenser mics you can afford, slightly out of phase

[@ddm_gamer]

Bro was doing all this work to make his mic sound bad and then one person with the dollar store microphone just sounds 20x worse not even trying

[@pirojfmifhghek566]

​@@ddm_gamer True, but it won't be quite as shameful as the person who spends top dollar on it. Bonus points if they're a streamer with their $10k rig and recording setup on display.

[@BuckitBoys]

This tutorial in unintentionally hilarious, I’ll probs watch this over and over

[@exessen1684]

Wdym "unintentional" 💀💀 this obviously isn't a serious tutorial

[@Punanieater]

the blue yeti slander is so valid

[@rawtec7396]

After I watched this, I almost cried, because I thought there are no more videos on YT you can really learn from. This saved my weekend. Blessings Sir.

[@justaguy6133]

Bro's voice went from KZbinr to 911 dispatcher

[@Balaskh]

this feels like an extremely elaborate burn on blue yeti and i'm here for it

[@megutao]

I know this is pilot level bad but nobody can replicate the power of Russian 80's micrphones.💀

[@x258-p2b]

needed to use this so i can skip zoom classes

[@thediscordmod6385]

same

[@GreekShinobi223]

The thumbnail is basically what happens to a mic after a very intense heavy metal concert

[@JaydenGarciaYT]

My mic is already bad enough, this is literally the icing on the cake.

[@mabubakar620]

Technology has become so advanced that people now require a tutorial on how to make it worse.

[@tillmannschoenefeldt1921]

at 2:50 he started becoming a navy pilot at 5G

[@drippydrinker96]

As an mac donalds worker, I can confirm this tutorial is very accurate

[@AshleyH258]

Jesus Christ, I turned the volume up because you were quiet at first and then at 0:47 BOOM, scared the everliving hell out of me.. 😅

[@ksh74z]

1985: in future we will have flying cars 2024: tries make dogshit mic