Super Mario Bros Condom Trumpet

[@ratpoison347]

you can literally hear how hard it is to play with that much pressure and I’m living for it

[@ChrisGuerra31]

Thank you for pointing that out. I've never played a wind instrument, so I didn't understand the constant mistakes.

[@zillydino]

That’s what she said(I’m sorry)!😂🤣

[@jannesfilgerdamm1419]

Now guess what your d has to live threw XD

[@Kitsu-vk3of]

@@jannesfilgerdamm1419 unhinged comment

[@slasher4050]

@@ChrisGuerra31 some of it was him messing up but yeah it got hard to boow

[@margaretteragram9235]

The increasing tension on the condom with the decreasing coherence of the melody, together make this a piece of art

[@oiko2k4]

(the tension was decreasing. It was at max at the beginning. But the video and your comment are hilarious, haha)

[@S1lk3n]

@@oiko2k4 I think they meant how when the air fill it’s the air has only one way to go which is back at his lungs making it incredibly hard to play.

[@geekley]

The only reason this video isn't perfect is because he didn't play the game over song at the end.

[@48956l]

@@S1lk3nas balloons fill they actually become easier to blow into, until a point.

[@gumbislice1605]

That slow lean back

[@vinechetti]

this video is perfect - the random idea behind this experiment, the fact that the notes are not even correct and it getting progressively more and more wrong - love it

[@Nynodon]

I can just feel him laughing internally harder and harder as it goes

[@miguel190297]

​@@Nynodon yeah it gets harder

[@rubenproost2552]

Well, except for the title as he's not playing a trumpet but a flugelhorn.

[@Nynodon]

@@rubenproost2552 shh it makes it better

[@bluesight_]

I imagine trying to hold back the growing air pressure of the "balloon" makes it harder to hit notes correctly

[@s13n1]

It’s okay, but I prefer safe sax.

[@ThatCarGuyOFFICIALYT]

BROO 😂😂😂

[@Kaliban00]

Oh, the memories

[@PeteyvanMeer]

W

[@kaleidoscopesthirdeyevizions]

😂

[@willow2950]

Lmaoooo

[@carinthesunset1971]

I got say this is mad impressive. I've played trumpet for 7 years and it makes a huge difference in having the back pressure from that. Everyone's laughing how comedic it is how the notes get worse the further along this goes but it's because the trumpet is becoming harder to play as air wants to go backwards back through the trumpet! Huge props!

[@bc4065]

I was wondering how dangerous this is & how much tooting strength it takes to do

[@ShayerSUtsho]

this is the comment I was hoping to find

[@UsagiPonPon]

Yeah, I felt like I was lacking oxygen the more that condom was inflated, he has to make the effort to maintain the air that he already blew in while trying to get more from his nose without separating his mouth from the trumpet 😰

[@KatiTheButcher]

As a former trumpet player this made my lungs hurt! This man should take up the bagpipe!

[@carinthesunset1971]

@@bc4065 it's not really dangerous, just that if the air were to go backwards through the trumpet it smells and tastes disgusting. Don't ask how I know... But yes it takes a lot of diaphragm strength.

[@Andrew..J]

The progression of him leaning further back, condom getting bigger, and intonation getting worse as the pressure built up had me laughing way more than I expected to.

[@Bamburfix]

1.4k likes with no comments? Edit: Now 6k likes. Wowza.

[@randominternetuser7432]

whar

[@progect3548]

whey

[@gabebrawls]

@@randominternetuser7432 woah there

[@Pampelegg]

Whuy

[@equally.marketable]

Watching this guy fight for his life makes me respect trumpet players even more

[@ThePCguy17]

Watching this guy show off unnecessarily has kept my respect for trumpet players right where it was. Impressive? Yes. Hilarious? Definitely. Exactly the sort of pointless nonsense I would expect from a trumpet player? Also yes.

[@v01ddw3ll3r]

is that a felix kranken profile picture

[@emmettjohnson142]

@@ThePCguy17 Exactly the reputation we want.

[@equally.marketable]

@@v01ddw3ll3r Mayhaps..

[@v01ddw3ll3r]

@@equally.marketable 👀

[@Fennquadnine]

Okay, how does this appear in your recommended and you NOT click on it??

[@snichzzy6526]

i couldnt resist

[@fork2309]

being in public

[@Catwithcap]

@@fork2309 yet you still clicked it

[@Apollo_Justice-is_fine]

I’ve been avoiding this stupid video for MONTHS just refreshing the page every time I see it because I don’t want to watch “super mario bros condom trumpet” and I just finally caved

[@kevincrouch2844]

​@@Catwithcap Eventually

[@chloraloner7]

This feels like "old youtube" and I love it.

[@maddiem117]

Literally so nostalgic in the best way 🥹♥️

[@tumblingartist]

amazing :D

[@sammieegoldwand]

Wait this isnt an older video???

[@tumblingartist]

@@sammieegoldwand well, it is from 2 years ago, but it’s giving 2010 vibes

[@sammieegoldwand]

@@tumblingartist I know, and I thought it was from 2010 because the 2010 youtube vibes are so strong

[@FizzBirdMan]

This is pretty impressive, he is constantly fighting the force of the condom pushing air back in.

[@JamesTDG]

I'm familiar with this feeling, but I do the inverse, I usually try to remove all the air from a soda bottle when I am done with it, and it's hard towards the end, as you gotta fight the air from going through your nose, it feels real weird

[@yyyxyxyxxyyxxy]

"[..] he is constantly fighting the force of the condom" "I am familiar with this feeling, but I do the inverse" 😦

[@BarksWolfy]

This just made me burst out laughing--

[@phialich1898]

The Force of The Condom is my new bands name

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

@@phialich1898 Haha fuck 🤣

[@KolMan2000]

Mad respect for being able to play while having that much air pressure trying to push back up through the instrument.

[@TrippedPsyche]

That's what she said...

[@MastersTestingFacility]

​@@TrippedPsyche I wish your joke made sense, but it’s just giving me brain damage…

[@apolo7178]

@@MastersTestingFacility that’s what she said

[@derdeutschewitz698]

​@@nunyabusiness3832 its the "what she said" reply 😂

[@MastersTestingFacility]

@@nunyabusiness3832 I replied to benporter5000’s reply to KolMan2000, not the original comment directly

[@charlestimmons604]

Just some violently stoned band kid sacrificing an expired condom to the goddess of music Apollo. Bravo, this is incredible

[@GarrettHoward22]

This would be a great ad for the company to show how durable they are

[@dave2.077]

theire will be a cold day in hell before a video like this gets used in an official commercial

[@Lr1010]

@@dave2.077 lol

[@tur3xpa475]

@@dave2.077 instead they be using the whole Brass section to use those condoms while playing jazz

[@alarmlessRifleman]

@@dave2.077 well I don't know about that, man, I remember the commercials in my country back in the 2000s, and they used to be just like that. It would've fit right in. A guy playing a trombone with a rubber on for 2:30 minutes and the company logo just appearing at the very end would be very memorable and memeable, which is the goal of a commercial.

[@dave2.077]

@@alarmlessRifleman i guess the meta has changes i cant imagine anything like it on tv nowadays

[@emmang2010]

Pretty insane endurance my man

[@minezic]

Usually I play the sousaphone 😏

[@sawsbone7303]

good performance

[@tortured_ape]

Insane stamina

[@masacatior]

Sigma energy

[@Celestial-yq6hz]

It *is* amazing how big it got

[@phantomprotwitch4083]

I love how the song became increasingly more broken as the back pressure built up 😂

[@Kurayamiblack]

Yeah, I thought this was gonna be totally stupid but when we got about half-way through and I could see and hear that struggle but he kept going anyways, I began to respect 👍

[@Starlitsoul0359]

His lung strength is stronger than my anxiety waiting for the thing to pop. Absolute respect.

[@boogiebeat09]

Lmfao 😂

[@20Akbal]

I love how over 2200 people missed this point and disliked the video.🤣

[@stickiedmin6508]

I'm a little bit surprised the condom gave up so easily - here's a tip from your Uncle Stickie: Condoms get a lot more stretchy if you soak them in a pan of (kinda) hot water for about fifteen minutes beforehand. My buddies and I got one over a public *_phone box_* once.

[@CaptainBeebi]

It's a good thing the condom broke when it did. If he stopped for even a second, the condom would've played the song backwards and he'd have to start over.

[@embyrr922]

This has such late 2000's youtube energy. I love it.

[@20kilogramsofbigmac]

Bro fr, i thought this was like 10 years ago😂

[@Ryuu28_voidgames]

TRUUEEEE

[@josoulsmainchannel7615]

I miss this

[@Tuberex]

Needs to be 15fps and 240p

[@imwithstupid086]

The real KZbin. When people really broadcasted themselves.

[@kingpeedorah]

I like how you can hear him slowly getting less sane

[@minezic]

My sanity got blown into my sousa

[@juniper3495]

@@minezic as a tuba/sousa player, being able to play the flugel at all is impressive

[@qyiara2631]

Ha! Thats ONE way to put it

[@kloud9286]

​@Juniper one of my favorite things to do is to just switch between my tuba/sousa and either my trumpet or trombone. Tuba is my main instrument tho😁

[@joogaloo]

@@minezic put a condom over the Sousa 😈

[@dragonluvver975]

Love how he slowly starts leaning further and further back in anticipation of the condom exploding

[@dansimrgcompare2780]

No, its for more tension in the stomach, you don't know how much work that is XD

[@welern2liv815]

Keeping the condom in frame

[@squidpaladin]

its from the air pressure he's having to summon

[@AdrianCuyubambaDiaz]

I thought he was trying to keep it in frame

[@bastian_5975]

I don't even know if it actually popped. Playing it at 0.25x speed, it seems like it just slipped off...

[@AverageDailyStuff]

That fact that the condom didn’t blow up but fly away instead is funny 😂, joke aside that condom is strong

[@templeofdelusion]

And some people still manage to break them.

[@rocknerd_]

The notes slowly becoming worse just adds to the comedy of the condom getting bigger. As a trombone player, I know the struggle of playing with something blocking the horn, and could only imagine it being a condom

[@redneck826]

You know what must be done... You must fulfill the prophecy...

[@rocknerd_]

@@redneck826 I’m truly sorry. For as much as I wish to fulfill the prophecy, I have no idea where I would get a condom from. But I will assure you this; one day. One day I will buy a condom, stretch it over my trombone, and have the bone blow into the condom. I will hold this promise to my grave.

[@Cheeto_Puffii]

@@redneck826 no…

[@NTN_music]

not only it blocking, the condom is pushing the air back into the horn. The more you play, the more pressure it gains against you.

[@TheTrueDarkHex]

​@@NTN_music exactly that's the wooshing noise when he breathes

[@middleclassbogan9741]

Lot of people don't realise how damn hard it is to play high notes on the trumpet. With all the back pressure he would have been pushing against I'm very impressed

[@thslim2593]

That’s not a trumpet.

[@shawnking3680]

This is a flugelhorn. And his finger placement on the valves is atrocious.

[@middleclassbogan9741]

@@shawnking3680 you are correct, watched it on a phone and couldn't tell, the no pinkie or ring on a slide should have been the giveaway 😅

[@andrewjacks2716]

Backpressure can be helpful with playing up high. This is why a shallower mouthpiece with a tighter backbore is useful for playing up high. But yeah, playing against the backpressure from that condom was definitely not easy.

[@dmoneyonair]

you are correct about the lungs tho. hes doing pretty decent for how hard it must be to overinflate a balloon with a brass instrument bug god his hands

[@stillapeaceofgarbage8872]

I feel like not a lot of people understand how hard it would be with that much pressure and air being pushed back into the trumpet

[@logandunlap9156]

that’s why the performance suffered more and more as it went on

[@hunkulus]

Suffered? I'd say the performance benefitted greatly!

[@noakinn]

basically everyone in the comment section acknowledged it. don't think we're reading the same comment section

[@needamuffin]

It's not that much pressure, condoms are incredibly stretchy.

[@rutabega306]

Have you every tried to blow one of these up? It's like zero pressure

[@D33z_Man_Darko]

I saw this three years ago and here it is again. Never clicked on it before though. Finally saw it and it’s amazing honestly.

[@vangoghsseveredear]

Theres no way he was expecting this to be a 3 minute endurance run 💀

[@Dead_Heir]

A 3 minute endurance run is exactly what the condom was expecting 💀

[@endermambr]

Bro was fighting for his life in the end 😂

[@crestofr]

@@Dead_Heir😂

[@Red_Furry69]

​​@@Dead_Heirmy reaction:🤨😫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@theheresiarch3740]

Watching him slowly struggle more and more as the pressure built up was pretty funny

[@Bapudebepo]

I never thought I would see the sentence “Super Mario Bros Condom Trumpet” in my life but here we are glad to see this in my life time.

[@Celestial-yq6hz]

Same, same, this could not have been predicted nor expected but it’s not an unwelcome surprise 😂

[@killherqueen]

Super Mario Bros's Condom Trumpet

[@jasonmccain9544]

Fun fact, this is actually a flugelhorn

[@Vanished_but]

@@jasonmccain9544 nice fact but not everyone knows what is a flugelhorn

[@_ArmIa]

@@Vanished_but Congratulations. You just found the only way to make sentence “Super Mario Bros. Condom Trumpet” any weirder. “Super Mario Bros. Condom Flugelhorn”.

[@blankmanV3]

I love how he leans back progressively preparing for the blast

[@ShibeDogetic]

You might think "Oh, it's probably to keep it in frame," but no. It's not. He knows what's coming, and he can only delay the inevitable.

[@nidhishshivashankar4885]

You always gotta lean back for the blast, maybe smile too

[@takakocaesar579]

@@ShibeDogetic he knows whats COMING 😏

[@justingolden21]

I think it's also for the camera angle since it's just so large lol

[@Snookbone]

We saw

[@jggaming7506]

“Honey the neighbor is doing the thing again.”

[@jprogaminggd]

lmfaooo

[@acrab7722]

Sure, we’re all admiring the strength of the condom, but let’s admire the strength of this guys lungs, still not only holding, but also playing the theme coherently

[@minezic]

"Coherently"

[@acrab7722]

@@minezic You have a condom fighting against your lungs while playing with notes that high, coherently is very good.

[@joyhope9486]

@@acrab7722”you have a condom fighting against your lungs…” 😂😂😂

[@BrunisPistol]

Can only imagine how much having back pressure on a brass instrument would screw with your lip muscle memory

[@unknownuser69_gaming]

Yup

[@jdaniels8669]

This is the stuff the internet was made for.

[@ghoost8943]

The internet was made for military communication

[@jdaniels8669]

@ghoost8943 no shit Sherlock

[@Lasalas777]

Buen comentario 😂

[@ghoost8943]

@@jdaniels8669 your @ didn't work

[@mariacruz07]

Tbh, yeah lol

[@Flattlinere]

**slaps box of condoms** These bad boys can fit an entire Super Mario solo

[@killherqueen]

I played the SUPER MARIO BROS THEME on a TRUMPET into a CONDOM in public! You won't believe people's reactions! (Not clickbait)

[@supercat2087]

😂😂😂

[@Vanished_but]

@@killherqueen that would be cool and embarrassing

[@kennedylima4135]

"hey babe, come to my house for we do a...."YA-HOO" "

[@BriskChance]

😂lmfaoooo

[@ryaquaza3offical]

You certainly have better lungs than me that’s for sure

[@happysaucey]

As a trumpet player, he has done what none of us had that balls to

[@yooys90xd37]

Quite " LITERALLY "

[@BlazinPheonix32]

French horns rise up

[@obseys]

As a part of the trumpet community, I salute to him

[@addipie9650]

have sex?

[@You-are-definitely-right-but]

yea, it takes a lot of balls to fill a condom that much

[@sirwhatnot5899]

The cashier ringing up condoms, a trumpet, and Mario sheet music must've been really confused.

[@redgunnit]

They were probably wondering why the music shop even sells condoms. Their primary market is marching band programs in schools!

[@minezic]

@@redgunnit and band kids don't get laid

[@stephok7762]

@@aidssmh unfortunately, he speaks the truth

[@baconbread2160]

​@@aidssmh im sorry

[@aidssmh]

@@baconbread2160 for what

[@veno715]

i don’t care if the notes are wrong. i care that i now know that this is possible. edit: i’m aware that he’s in a different key, i just noticed how some notes were missed probably due to the lack of air flow through the trumpet. then again it doesn’t matter that they’re wrong. this is a masterpiece.

[@allijnera]

To be fair its not exactly easy to blow notes through when theres a condom blocking the end

[@brettser88]

There are no wrong notes

[@solo9707]

Ye he had to breath through his nose so he cant take a good enough of air

[@jeffreyugochukwu1942]

The notes aren't really wrong. It's more like he's playing the melody in the key of B Flat Major (normally the main melody is in C Major).

[@thepizzadolphin8512]

Call it artistic freedom

[@ndro_gyny]

Can't believe this was worth clicking on but here we are.

[@Brandywine53]

This is an actual exercise that advanced trumpeteers must learn how to master. It hones their most important skills such as breath control and embouchure strength.

[@placeholdier]

Mind elaborating?

[@rosieposiepuddingandpie]

not only would it be good for breath control, but also birth control 😭😭😭

[@rururu5630]

​@Placeholdier As the.....ahem...balloon...gets more pressure, it pushes air back into you. You have to fight more to get air and sound out. The increased pressure would presumably strain your lips, and it would be harder to maintain the correct lip tension for the correct notes. You can play different notes on brass instruments depending on how tight the lips are. A tighter lip creates a smaller hole and a higher pitched note.

[@jjthng764]

​@@placeholdier its a better use for me and others

[@redhead6266]

I made it 666 likes

[@phoenixanastasion950]

The guy actually has a pretty pretty tone considering he has a condom on his horn. Props

[@alastairstock118]

A sentence I'd never think of reading in my lifetime

[@minezic]

Hey, I'm indeed self taught, and I started with the tuba about a two year before this video was taken. This was more or less my first hands on a flugelhorn/trumpet 😅

[@billymillions]

Heh, condom on his horn.

[@chishimauchiha3292]

Not to toot on my own ho- wait a minute

[@Ryan-yy8tm]

Just goes to show - you can protect your horn and still perform 👍

[@KaiineW]

honestly i just appreciate the fact that this guy is confident enough to upload this with many off-sounding parts, makes it even better imo

[@neondennon]

I think it’s part of the charm that’s he’s clearly struggling to keep it up. Lol

[@tiffanyrayburn6346]

He did amazing! I definitely could not do better bahahaha

[@KaiineW]

yeah thats exactly what i meant :)@@neondennon

[@lil-0]

Suenan mal porque el condon esta haciendo que el aire presione la trompeta en sentido contrario, el tipo de la trompeta tiene que hacer cada vez mas fuerza para soplar, lo que hace que obviamente las notas se desafinen.

[@hutchphilpot6870]

@@lil-0Thank you. These people are moronic I swear.

[@EverdistantDreams]

Saw the thumbnail and clicked on it. Didn't regret.

[@mlgsamantha5863]

I now know exactly how much Mario music it takes to break a condom

[@squareeyes1117]

Quite dangerous wisdom. Be responsible with this knowledge.

[@MeaTargett-du3jw]

What a wild thing to know

[@MrOriginalDavid]

I think we all knew all along. Deep down.

[@jeremyng1021]

i dont think the condom break. the pressure was just too high to keep the condom holding in the trumpet. but its just my opinion

[@vincentkingsdale8334]

It would have been great if he started playing faster before it broke, like when the timer gets low in the game

[@flintguy]

The way the thing rolled out and presented itself right at the end of the first part of the melody. Perfectly timed

[@6maniac6metal6]

Best use of “presented itself” ever 🤣

[@CaydenPanHuman]

fr

[@RadDadfield]

I did not notice that, but now I can't stop replaying that part. Like, way too many times.

[@Josuh]

0:12

[@CHA05-444]

He got an boner from how good it was

[@dontrefertomethanks]

Can we appreciate how he progressively leaned further and further back to keep him and the condom in frame? Must be hard to play while laying on your back like that

[@kenide55]

Lmao you imagined that though watch again 😅 got me watching againg to see if he did that 😂

[@kenide55]

OK I maybe he leaned back once at the end lol

[@Spacefloop]

Oh I thought that was out of pure fear of it popping lmao.

[@misteral9045]

He was leaning back to build more pressure in his lungs, to counter the pressure built up in the condom. Every note he plays through the mouthpiece valve has to push against all the air in the condom.

[@samgibson69420]

if you can fit the whole mario bros theme in there then he has no excuse

[@kontrollfreek2630]

As a trumpet player this is exactly what we do in our free time

[@spiderdude2099]

Trombone player who was friends with a kid in the trumpet section, can confirm

[@anameyoucantremember]

I was here wondering.. what do Tuba players do with their free time? I might be too scared to know the answer now

[@kontrollfreek2630]

@@anameyoucantremember according to my friend they put peoples' heads in the bell and blast

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

As a trumpet player, I just play into the ground as hard as possible

[@mr.bubbles9958]

Gotta use those condoms for something I guess

[@tb0neguy426]

The back pressure on that must have been weird to play with. Lol

[@minezic]

It was horribly hard to play at the end, even breathing was almost impossible, because it released the pressure

[@TheTRUEMAN000]

@@minezic nice exercise actually I can't do it on clarinet because of holes air going through them

[@NigelRamses]

@@TheTRUEMAN000 That's where babies come from.

[@suicidalloafofbread2009]

​@@minezic Imagine using this as practice for circular breathing

[@sigrun2355]

Think the back pressure had an effect on the note/intonation?

[@Bozeman42]

I don't think enough folks are appreciating the fact that there's nothing preventing the air from going back through the trumpet, so the fact that it didn't deflate means he kept up a positive pressure on his end the entire time. He never took the trumpet off of his mouth to breathe (using 'circular breathing'), and as he went on there was increasing back pressure which he had to overcome. Kudos.

[@miqueinhamgtow2961]

this is clealy only a techinque exercise whoever sees something else going on is just a malicioous person who does not appreciate good music

[@OnlyTwoShoes]

That's why the music gets progressively worse.

[@Gimmeda_shmoney]

I play trumpet we breath through the ends of our lips

[@minezic]

It's not circular breathing, I just breathed through my nose while holding the air with my mouth. But indeed the air kept pushing, and this was easily the fourth or fifth take, all the previous ones ended up by me getting blown by my trumpet.

[@drigondii]

​@@minezic😏

[@TheoBorden-uh7uy]

Mario when he sees peach

[@mareklwhip4590]

How do people have accidental pregnancies with condoms when this bad boy can take a whole 3 and a half run throughs of the Super Mario Bros theme

[@benjiequinn]

I presume it’s a friction issue.

[@memedude8303]

​@@benjiequinnits because denim jeans and leather wallets fuck up the rubber

[@theskullemoji]

​@@memedude8303how do u know? 🤨

[@fernandez7598]

​​@@theskullemojiidk, instructions? Internet? Common sense?

[@memedude8303]

@@theskullemoji sex education class. they should have taught you about it in fifth grade.

[@Drakonus_]

There's something oddly hilarious about him choosing a ribbed condom rather than a regular one.

[@stephenmanuel9860]

For our pleasure.

[@ithinkmycatsdead]

Counting the ribs on the condom, you can see that the air couldn't go any further and instead kept expanding closer to the base until it popped lmao

[@Cemhta]

I thought it was spit, lol

[@MothMorh-cd5lp]

​@@Cemhtalube

[@synthwave1827]

@@ithinkmycatsdead counting the ribs on the condom, you can also tell that this condom is 9 years old!

[@reptilianviolinist]

honestly not enough people are talking about the amount of high notes that came out supper clean edit: i will not be changing to typo because i’m petty

[@minezic]

Thanks that's very nice, my high notes are even cleaner now 😊

[@faker_3929]

​@@minezic k

[@OG_ElGato]

You know what's not clean? that condom. 🌚

[@staser]

@@faker_3929 k

[@Gruntslayer61]

Supper

[@aesaQ]

Это определённо то, что я хотел увидеть, когда регистрировал свой канал на ютуб в 2014 году. Я наконец нашёл это

[@tallakbertin]

I'm amazed at how well he plays such high notes on a flugelhorn despite having a condom on the bell

[@Kettie5]

I never noticed that it was a flugelhorn until now 😭 the title says trumpet but there’s no way that’s a trumpet

[@egb625able]

​@@Kettie5 a flugelhorn is a trumpet

[@elektrik_exekutioner6822]

*Flügelhorn

[@tallakbertin]

@@elektrik_exekutioner6822 it may be speeled either as Fluegelhorn, Flugelhorn, Flugel horn, or Flügelhorn.

[@tallakbertin]

@@egb625able A flugelhorn is a similar instrument, yes, but it is a different kind of instrument, like how a xylophone and a marimba is different

[@DeviantGryphonFromTinyMoat]

Trojan should sponsor him. “No matter how hard you blow, they won’t break.” Edit: it always amazes me how I forget about some of my comments, and then come back to them a month(s) later to see that a few people share my sense of humor.

[@vogelvrouw]

Omg yes

[@regianesantos659]

If you're not already, you should totally go into marketing

[@ARTala88]

Good one haha

[@CheesyMonke37]

Come on 💀

[@ChloroDude]

@@CheesyMonke37 well, that defies the point of the item

[@daltonbruce2053]

I like the idea that when the condom pops, all the notes he played previously suddenly come out all at once

[@Ohyeahitsnotme]

HELP

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

Why musicians use condoms:

[@bastian_5975]

Did it even actually pop? It seems like it just slipped off...

[@daltonbruce2053]

@@bastian_5975 same difference lol

[@Hi_Am_Foox13]

stored condom air= trumpet reverse gear confirmed?

[@allij246]

KZbin is such a majestic place. Where else could you get this quality longer form content with no heads up except for the title, no words spoken. Just a man, his trumpet, a condom, and a love for Mario that proceeds us all.

[@hiimkillian7143]

the way it popped out in the beginning. the decreasing coherence of the melody. the way it gets more and more moisture on the inside as it grows. i love this

[@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara]

The way you’re describing what happens makes it sound like the condom is being used for its intended purpose.

[@hiimkillian7143]

@@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara oh my god you’re right 😭

[@Inky472]

@@hiimkillian7143 man I can imagine “wahoo wahoo wahoo wahoo wahoo yaaahooooooooooooo”

[@hagenhilldesign]

That's not moisture, ribbed

[@abirbanerjee1]

@@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara that's a invisible weapon right there

[@Blue-y]

Love how you can see him getting more and more worried as the condom expands and is about to burst

[@teslainvestah5003]

Leaning back further and further, but it's futile, he can't get more than 1 trumpet away!

[@baronvonlobotomus7530]

1000th like(not that anyone cares but it’s cool ig)

[@fattyfranz4272]

Well at least we know the condom won't fail in its intended role. That shit was strong as fuck.

[@saxdriver3234]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrchickinman9984]

i believe you mean strong *mid-* fuck :))

[@gabbyb9939]

Unintentional condom-didn’t-work-related pregnancy has entered the chat

[@kjpineapple7326]

Well for it to work correctly it kinda has to be strong as 'fuck' (Ba-dum-tsssssss)

[@RealSekiroGamerz]

Yeah but whose pp can inflat that big

[@3861bkop_]

single handedly one of the best videos i’ve ever seen

[@maggiepie8810]

As a pianist, this feels like what would happen if I were to play with weights strapped to my fingers.

[@herobrine1847]

Schumann moment

[@rexivivi]

Playing piano with literal metal hammers instead of regular piano hammers

[@destiny9253]

As a pianist, that’s scary 😭 I imagine breaking your fingers because of that

[@SquirrelASMR]

Hahah pianist sounds like penis and there is a condom

[@DerKlaviermusiker315_]

I would worry more about the piano than myself if that happened to me.

[@Ech0sinmyhead]

This is really good training tbh! The pressure makes it extremely difficult but yet you were still able to produce a lot of clean notes! Now when you play regular, it will sound even cleaner!

[@erenpopega]

He would be too powerful

[@willzyx23]

That's like son Goku and Rock Lee fighting with weighted clothing

[@daanstrik4293]

@@willzyx23 Comparing weighted clothing for martial arts to a condom on a trumpet is just hilarious to me. I makes total sense in context but by the gods does it sound silly

[@LemonMan.]

​@@daanstrik4293 years of training in ways to kill each other in thousands of ways with nothing more than ones own body, compared to a guy inflating a condom with super Mario music.

[@adya0211]

The Condoms

[@Smommasboy]

Fun fact: the ribbing is not only for her pleasure, it adds a nice timbre

[@reneperez4170]

Their*

[@wisamalqutbi593]

Isn’t that a guy?

[@reneperez4170]

@@wisamalqutbi593 This person Is talking about someone in general who's has a pussy , not every She/her has one.

[@TrashCanComputerChris]

@@reneperez4170 it’s a condom so don’t use gender only

[@TrashCanComputerChris]

@@reneperez4170 girls

[@natahndolar2142]

I gave this man every second of watch time.

[@Mobboss754]

This is the best ad for condoms Ive ever seen

[@eancola6111]

And possibly the best use

[@retrostyle7384]

*Plays through mario theme* Trojan, the condom you can hear 😂

[@peppereater3028]

Probably the most fun this guy has ever had with a condom

[@ySkout]

This might surprise you but this is still not the intended way of using a "condom" ;]

[@KWAKZ5]

@@eancola6111 nah bro, using them what they are made for is more usefull

[@CZsWorld]

The thrilling sequel to Mario Bros Ping Pong.

[@4IS44C]

hey, I didn't expect to see you here!

[@celarb]

mario bros ding dong

[@MrBrauza]

Yoo

[@Helperbot-2000]

now THAT if a perfect reference

[@Falche23]

Underrated comment

[@johnithanbeard5893]

This version penetrated my soul

[@mrgreenware6495]

penetrated

[@thaumaTurtles]

At least it wore protection

[@juicedbeetlejuice4572]

@@thaumaTurtles Goddamnit lmao

[@xtrm170]

@@thaumaTurtles 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣👀🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@walterhartwellwhite3319]

@@thaumaTurtlesgoddamn 🤣

[@djm712]

“Tested for maximum protection”

[@wezajamison-neto1905]

I don't think people realize that he's actually doing this with a Flugel Horn, which has a lower tessitura, wider feel and sound, and requires MUCH MORE AIR. This is extremely impressive and comedic!

[@minezic]

Thanks for the appreciation! I'm a sousa player, so anything that requires less than hyperventilation levels of breath feels like blowing into a straw

[@kiritokirigaya1594]

That's what I was gonna say lol

[@wezajamison-neto1905]

@minezic VERY NICE. My pleasure! I'm a Bass Trombone player myself. I wish I could get more notes on other bras instruments, lol. At least enough to play a tune

[@lasWorstes]

@@minezic As a violinist, blowing into a straw feels like blowing into a straw

[@kamikazehound3243]

I'm curious to model because it sounds closer to a trumpet than the flugels Im use to, granted I'm a jazz trumpet player so I'm use to both the trumpet and flugel being played with a dark mello tone

[@crescentblueee]

The crazy thing is, the condom didn’t even look like it broke. It just got pushed off the trumpet from all the pressure. Excellent commercial material

[@Rainbow0015]

Yes, except I'm pretty sure they have microtears in in now, and is essentially useless. I'm also a female, who knows nothing about condoms because America teaches us abstinence.

[@slakeNsurge]

@@Rainbow0015 Heh… “microtears.” Gelking. I learned that one from the “SomeOrdinaryPodcast.” US culture tells people to just get an abortion every time. There CAN’T be any consequences to that, right? 😏 In some places it’s up until birth. I think it was Virginia that was trying to get it to where you could get an “abortion” post-birth. Like, bruh… I’m an anarcho-communist, but these “Leftists” have gone insane. Abstinence until marriage is best. No diseases, no unwanted pregnancies, no abortions that cause permanent damage (they won’t tell you about that), no guilt, no trauma, no regrets, and no discontentment from settling down with someone more reliable, but probably won’t be able to “treat” you like Chad or Tyrone did. Ignorance is bliss, you’re only missing out on being a slave to a line of strangers, instead of a partnership with the one you love.

[@soloeurope2258]

@@Rainbow0015 ooh gettem rainbow

[@pinkdoesstuff]

@@Rainbow0015no… no it doesn’t?

[@wajfan]

​@@pinkdoesstuffit prolly depends on what state ur from. my public school pushed abstinence rly hard, they forced us to sign a "contract to my future self" in like 6th grade 💀

[@somarriba333]

"Mom! I need reeds for my clarinet." "Mom! I need reeds for my sax." "Mom! I need condoms for my trumpet."

[@Party_Hat-qh5qb]

People can’t say condoms are to small for them anymore

[@DrakiniteOfficial]

This must have taken a ton of lung strength to simultaneously play the trumpet while having to force all of that air to stay inside

[@PerfidiousGoober]

@@ducanimetes you sure? It says trumpet in the title and it looks a lil large, especially towards the mouthpiece, to be a cornet.

[@MerryThiccmas]

@@ducanimetes you must be fun at parties

[@ashbauerly]

@@MerryThiccmas Pretty sure it's a flugelhorn

[@sunderland69]

​@@ashbauerly It's obviously a tuba.

[@JB-xl2jc]

​@@MerryThiccmasEspecially band camp parties

[@SkidMarkSuprise]

The fact that he has the balls to inhale the nasty trumpet air at the start is imaculate

[@Jeebus-un6zz]

MMM tastes like aluminum and 3 week old saliva lol

[@Republic_Of_Vicoria_Official]

No pun intended.

[@dogsareawesome9197]

As a band kid, i'm pretty sure he inhaled through the corners of his mouth

[@Rocko1990]

You mean the condom air? Lol

[@10siWhiz]

That's not what happened lol

[@loppy5876]

no guy will ever be able to say "condoms dont fit"

[@ajhauter5049]

I don't know about you but I wouldn't want several pounds of squeezing force on my schmeat.

[@BraydenLivengood]

Fr 😂

[@gui_777_]

My pee-pee is not a trumpet😎

[@kokotiffy1548]

It's too big

[@41-Haiku]

@@gui_777_ "So why is your mouth on it?"

[@JaeT-x1y]

Gas station employee: Oh you going to have fun tonight huh? Him: Oh yea! Ima use it to blow the trumpet.

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

Imagine the sound of victory as he blasts his way through the Mushroom Kingdom with his trusty condom trumpet 💀

[@ravelnavarro9625]

you.

[@jopro0]

You!

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

Have a like, you fucking monster

[@deletdis6173]

Yue

[@deletdis6173]

Soulja Boi tell em

[@pivotresearchfoundation]

*The Cashier:* Looks like someone has a fun night planned Oh you have no idea

[@liv_theolivetree]

You don’t buy trumpets at the place you buy condoms

[@filipmazic5486]

@@liv_theolivetreeit’s a joke

[@pivotresearchfoundation]

@@liv_theolivetree You think he just bought that trumpet? Okay Drax

[@liv_theolivetree]

@@pivotresearchfoundation oh I thought you were talking abt the trumpet too like someone else

[@A_Professional422]

​​@@liv_theolivetreeyou don't know his sources, he could've gotten it from the condom and trumpet store

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

The way it just flops out at the end of the intro is too perfect 😂

[@jamessmith84240]

Yes! I'm laughing more each time I watch it!

[@WohaoG]

aren't you turned on by that theme too?

[@Ehaellie]

​@@WohaoGim sorry WHAT

[@humanbeing9946]

​@@WohaoGwhat a terrible day to have eyes

[@meeb_consumer]

Even immediately after the opening "Dodoot doo dadoo- dot! dooooo", perfect timing

[@Localinsomniac_]

This brought tears to my eyes

[@Couldnt_Be_Bothered]

I'm glad to know that Koji Kondo's work will be remembered for years to come.

[@Fivept48]

I see what you did there 💀

[@DestopLine]

Koji Kondom

[@IAMAGIRLNOTAGUY]

Cum*

[@Phobic_Nova]

inwipp ufkc8ng murdier yoy

[@emersonpage5384]

*Koji Kondom

[@quackquack9022]

As a band kid I know this is the only reason he would need a condom

[@tyronethelost_boy940]

Underrated comment

[@octopusdefencesquad]

not true. there’s a reason people were banned from going in practice rooms as couples during the school day back when i was in high school. they weren’t just practicing music, or only blowing on instruments, if you catch my drift.

[@pawlstothewall]

I read this and my first thought was, "There is no way this person is a band aid"

[@adog3129]

​@@octopusdefencesquadok dude musicians have sex good job

[@violetparadiso]

Do y'all remember the post about the Fuck Couch in that one band room? That had to be THROWN AWAY because of their band kids being NASTY??? BECAUSE I REMEMBER.

[@VijoPlays]

The pure joy in his face when it finally pops is so precious :D

[@S4llyF4c3_]

Yes kdksk

[@KaleidoscopicVideos420]

"Finally I'm done

[@echonovember636]

It didn't pop, it just flew off. That thing is still intact, just somewhere else in the house.

[@roguerayquaza2547]

666th like

[@kokomi6172]

@@echonovember636 "johnny, what is this????"

[@Gl1tter_eat3r]

I was abt to cry but this made me go “wtf” and I didn’t end up bawling my eyes out so thx

[@UnbornFamas]

I like how he hit the D note and the condom shaft shot up 😂 perfect timing

[@HarryToeface]

Holy shit that's hilarious I never even thought about that

[@sl1pz369]

that would be an F, not a D

[@jamespingal2809]

​@@sl1pz369 just let it be man, let it be.

[@uncreativ_1]

@@sl1pz369 what a fucking buzzkill

[@stevemiller.]

​@jamespingal6272 little monkey kids can't they struggle to breathe and get cops put in prison for restraining there criminal ass

[@zetsuu2591]

This is the best condom ad ever

[@AMEL-gr4yj]

Lmao

[@Th3-Mast3rmind]

It's not a condom ad. It's the trailer for the upcoming Super Mario Bros remake

[@flangley-]

@@Th3-Mast3rmindIs the condom trumpet the new power up?

[@icommitwarcrime2239]

Other companies : "We ensure the capacity and durability at the finest" Meanwhile some random company :

[@zetsuu2591]

@@Th3-Mast3rmind super hornio bros 3???

[@Goofiest_Ball]

"Sir, why do you need a single extra lar-" "You wouldn't get it."

[@Thaisauce69]

Man this made me laugh lmao

[@kelvinfo5956]

😂😂😂

[@Tr8or_]

1.7K likes but 2 comments?

[@Parallax-ec4ik]

I need XL anyways :/

[@Goofiest_Ball]

@@Parallax-ec4ik same its so annoying

[@rimeeny]

"I can't wrap it up, condoms don't fit me"

[@V4L3NP]

Love it or hate it, this is what peak performance looks like

[@TheRealEncy]

Remember Guys, It's Always Recommended To Always Have Protection On While Playing The Trumpet.

[@Duck-wk8px]

That’s cause trumpeters get all the bitches (real)

[@ICanSmellYourFear69]

That’s Exactly Why I Was Born😂😂😂 Also, Why The Fuck Do You Type Like This, It’s Not Like You’re Making A Headline For A News Page.

[@EvilTaco-me6oe]

frrr

[@kassila9340]

I'm a trumpet girl I need to have protection too? 👀

[@just_a_dude75]

Why are all the first letters of this comment capitalized

[@astrid7304]

no way the dude at the store assumed this is what he was doing with the condoms

[@sizibi]

What’s a condom by the way?

[@SakuraYukimi_01]

​@sizibi it's for a male ! To slip it on there sausage!iykyk

[@wannaseeamagictrick410]

@@sizibiit’s a balloon you put around sausages to keep them fresh it’s really cool

[@punmakercool]

@@sizibiyeah you use it for sausages, to keep them fresh for later use

[@the-Gammaron]

@@sizibi and by sausage they mean 🍆💦

[@JamesDurst-n1k]

The water from his breath is literally condesing from the insane pressure Im impressed

[@regsYTobsession]

This is something only a band kid would think about doing.

[@theironcreeper3102]

I mean he has to be to play a trumpet

[@16R7]

The trumpet players are the most likely to think of this out of band kids.

[@laivasimo8427]

I hear they don't have anything else to do with condoms anyway 😛

[@Ravioli.randomness]

This returns to me at least once a year

[@daniboi_oneninefive]

this is my first year with it, beautiful

[@Ravioli.randomness]

@@daniboi_oneninefive it truly is. Prepare to be reminded of it every three months

[@Jhakent-hg7]

?

[@Ravioli.randomness]

@@Jhakent-hg7 the video shows up on my fyp at least once yearly

[@henryshepard6754]

Me too

[@thefreshestbean]

two things about this video that i love 1. you can HEAR how scared this guy is about popping a condom 2. no good condoms were wasted in this video

[@paracame8162]

it probably wasn't fear. there's a lot of air pushing back into the trumpet from the condom so it's taking him a lot of force to play it

[@thefreshestbean]

@@paracame8162 youre right but that doesnt stop me from saying no

[@cringykid]

wait wait a sec if no good condoms were wasted that means they AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@glacialguy5889]

Wydm the condom definitely didn’t go to waste here

[@APerson5569.]

Wdym is wasn’t a good condom?

[@tzehan6886]

THIS IS WAT I PAID THE INTERNET FOR

[@ianculp1779]

Just a little fun fact, that instrument is called a flugel, which is a hybrid between the trumpet and the French horn. If you take a look back in history you can actually see Miamoto interviewing this man for his ingenious idea of adding a condom to the instrument for the extra style points that are included in the Super mario bros saga. Thank you for this relaxing break with a completely real history lesson.

[@AquaMoye]

It's more of a hybrid between the Cornet and the Eb Horn

[@mercy.999]

@@SeanGogolowski You had the audacity to do that.

[@emptyspotlight]

oh hey that's what Chuck Mangione plays

[@jimfeng6024]

@@mercy.999 otherwise how will they make their stupidity known to the world?

[@soupdrinker]

@Sean you: 🤡

[@joshuapbrown]

This is golden era KZbin content

[@MaskinJunior]

Golden era type of cantent, shoot 2 years ago.

[@luiziferbehel3750]

Never thought a condom and a trumpet could bring so much people together 😂

[@softwalkz]

You said it best! 😂🤣

[@josephbennett3482]

That's not a trumpet

[@sowirmango5572]

@@josephbennett3482facts

[@luiziferbehel3750]

@@josephbennett3482 nobody cares

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

​@@josephbennett3482it says trumpet in the title, why would the creator lie?

[@jommisalami]

The actual best title for anything ever