how to mess up you and your friend's lives

LOOKING BACK we totally just stole Hazel and Dan's video idea
so here's that • Texting Random People ...
/ doddleoddle for "main" channel
/ sammy for sammy's channel

[@tessaviolet]

THIS IS SO HORRIBLE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@cuteSaza21]

ahhhh tessaaa!!! I love you!!

[@naomimaeve4886]

Tessa Violet i feel sO guilty for laughing

[@gyusdauhn]

Tessa Violet I love you

[@BrookeMarsden]

'what on earth is this for?' 'ART.'

[@o_noe]

a r t

[@RustyClantonOfficial]

Hahahaha that message to ben is too brutal.

[@emilyjoslin6]

rusty! your music means a lot to me. any tips for a young songwriter who is desperate to pursue music but occupied with school?

[@uns0ciable4ever]

+Emily Joslin upload youtube !!

[@priiimmrose]

Y

[@sammyroyer6416]

The part where Sammy says " ugly, horrible, dirty" has me crying rn. 3:22.

[@avao3914]

it’s been six years and i still say this to myself whenever anything bad happens

[@TimH]

this was fucking hilarious

[@marisapenny5384]

Tim!!

[@libbyaoise2109]

Tim!!!! You're amazing 💗💗

[@doddlevloggle]

+TimH Films it was quite

[@TheHappyFace3]

Sammy's noises alone could be a full video

[@doddlevloggle]

this is my favourite comment ever

[@dilhowlter3643]

Petition for that to be tomorrow's video

[@StarMintaka]

+doddlevloggle Please do this, Dodie

[@jakemyers3260]

+Haylee I agree. Consider the petition signed by me as well. :)

[@tryingtobeeloquent]

+Dil Howlter DIL HOWLTER GO BACK TO THE SIMS I will sign that petition tho 😂😂😂

[@mirina_sage]

What I've learned from this video: Dodie and Sammy have the nicest friends

[@lucymoon]

I enjoyed that very much, laughed a lot a lot

[@hello-ik3ls]

Lucy Moon👌👌

[@kiahjones1746]

Same lol

[@valzanetto8872]

I've never been so stressed but enjoying myself whilst watching a video ever!

[@doddlevloggle]

LOL same

[@dorkychica10]

same

[@lemonadepie9631]

+doddlevloggle WELL HELLO THERE DODIE :)))))

[@thepixelbowman8898]

+doddlevloggle Absolutely agreeable

[@thepixelbowman8898]

+doddlevloggle BTW you are the best and please can you do an Ed Sheeran song that you haven't done on either of your channels

[@vicariouslyvirginiav]

"art" IM DYING THATS AMAZING

[@eden5929]

O hey I didn't think I'd see you here...

[@laura.lejeune]

Hannah's response though

[@renske4271]

laura!❤️❤️

[@Emmse12345]

AAAAYYYY LAURA 😊

[@BethFrecks]

omfg laura!

[@myleo]

i had an out of body experience from cringe. this was horrible/hilarious

[@renjadex]

Oh god how did it look

[@doddlevloggle]

+itsamemyleo (y)

[@BIG.BIG.J]

itsamemyleo hello

[@coziclair]

gasp miles

[@JoshuaEdwards]

Two things. 1) Sammy - you've started a war. 2) Never type "full frontal nudity KZbin laws" into Google. You might get sacked.

[@juliareste]

bahahahaha I loved this

[@IzzyInkpen]

i was laughing so much at Louise, she is such a mum!

[@MelanieAnneAhern]

+Izzy Inkpen I know- that was so sweet and adorable 💗

[@carolineharvey2534]

okay, now Jack and Louise have to do one. That would just be perfect.

[@tacosmexicanstyle7846]

I think Louise and Dan should do one 😂

[@anee7558]

+tacos mexicanstyle it would be a beautiful beautiful train wreck

[@anee7558]

+tacos mexicanstyle it would be a beautiful beautiful train wreck

[@heyannabeth]

PLEASE

[@louiseriley3294]

+Tatum Caroline or dan phil and louise!

[@edenoforion]

Bless his heart. I've been the friend with the iPhone 4.. It's so hard.

[@chrispetela8644]

HannahKateBell lol I had the I phone 4 from when it came out till December of 2016 lol i just got the iPhone 6plus

[@ashlynturner8055]

HannahKateBell I’m still the friend with an iPhone 4

[@kybiin]

same, i can't be bothered to buy a new one.

[@rose-colouredboy9997]

HannahKateBell i have the iphone 5s i only still have it because i cant afford anything better 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@uh2850]

I’m the friend with the Samsung Galaxy s4 mini. Bet you didn’t know that existed.

[@abireadthat]

let's all just appreciate Sammy's laugh.

[@kirstydepaor547]

Louise is just the sweetest, calling to check on him. ❤️

[@emilyschettlers]

Everyone is so concerned like Louise and like Ben is so sweet. I love this video because we get to see them being actual friends and how they'd react to certain situations and its so nice.

[@mpk0422]

Dodie looks so cute - do you see her nails and her hair and her scrunchy and her little poofy shoulders and-

[@jayliebenberg7549]

And what lol

[@clairecreates04]

yeah we're all in love with her haha

[@beccameasor9793]

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE PUT FIRST

[@Ambern]

saaame

[@meganb6054]

+Becca Measor I definitely saw him mouth the word 'Wanker'.

[@rubymcnab960]

OH MY GOD SAME.

[@ameliagrace5599]

+Becca Measor it kinda looks like he says 'zoella' at the very start? :/ ?

[@izzybrook27]

saucy??? wanker is like a word for idiot in england

[@elliearmitage2222]

I love how Sammy seems like a giant clumsy awkward lovable bear and Dodie seems like a delicate little China bear yet somehow they seem so similar.

[@anabeatriz-vn8jg]

"ah shit dishwasher" the most inspiring quote

[@Izzyweav]

I see phandom >•

[@lexielee2954]

This was so so so genuinely entertaining! Simple but funny. I felt like I was hanging out with you lovely people. Keep it up, Dodie!

[@doddlevloggle]

+Lexie Lee lol thanks lexieeeee

[@lexielee2954]

+doddlevloggle omgomgomg hi can I just say that you seem like such a sweetheart and it's been so fun to watch you over the years. hope that doesn't sound creepy lolz

[@Maixrita]

The lighting in this video is so aesthetic

[@tilly2907]

"I hate it." - Sammy Paul, 2016

[@bethangrace95]

sammy's impression of ben killed me

[@doddleoddle]

HAHAHAHHAHA same

[@Zohey98]

ok i probs would have legit cried making this video bc stRESSS BUTTT i think if we can take anything from this we learnt: 1.) You can both be pretty cruel 2.) You have some damn great and caring friends 3.) There are no laws around nudity in videos

[@doddlevloggle]

+Zohey this is all true

[@Zohey98]

there we go then, definitely one of them 'learn something new everyday' kind of days

[@8ytan]

I feel so bad for Bertie and Ben, those texts were brutal. Also I like how sweet Hannah's reply was :)

[@SarahsLittleVoice]

"Did Hazel mention my little idea for tonight? ;)"

[@BrookeMarsden]

She did not 😉😏

[@Bullitain]

Dodie please Please PLEASE make this into a series (I know its not original but this was SO funny!!)

[@Mindy-fi9si]

+Bullitain YES!

[@danhopkirk]

Agreed #dodiejustdoit

[@alyssa-cr4uk]

Can you do a part two to this I LOVE THIS

[@Andrew-hg9ur]

Alyssa Morgan YES I AGREE! PETITION PLS @dodie

[@louisabell1454]

I REALLY WANT TO SEE THE FIRST MESSAGE

[@CrazyLittleEmma]

I really really really want to know what Sammy did

[@botanybatching8343]

Same

[@jennayofthesea]

Emma Louise so remember her video about "angry" about her ex- was it about sammy? Any confirms?

[@kimberlyortiz3913]

no, it was about someone else, "Tommy," in her Pas De Deux video

[@jennayofthesea]

kim o thank you I didn't know if it was him but i am glad you cleared it up- before, i was defensively not liking sammy thinking that he may abused dodie. But thank goodness you clearred it up, ill be nice to Sammy!

[@ccx7004]

Jenn Smart Actually, Dodie wrote a song Sick of Losing Soulmates which I'm pretty sure is about her and Sammy trying (and thankfully succeeding) to stay friends after their breakup - and dodie wrote another song, One for the Road, which I'm assuming is about "Tommy". And like someone else said, there is another really pretty song "Pas De Deux" about the manipulative relationship with Tommy as well. If you watch those three together, they fit together really well. But then again, this conversation is like a month old, so you probably knew all of this already anyway! :)

[@re-rc5dw]

louis is such a mom i love her

[@adrianaraww637]

compare this to the moon song and cry for 10000 hours

[@AwesomeTreee]

I DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF NEGATIVITY IN MY LIFE

[@mariaescobar7477]

I don't get it?

[@RegularOddball]

+Maria E it's in the recommended for this vid and if not search moon song dodie

[@beepbeepeddie8010]

I dont get it

[@adrianaraww637]

+Phanic! At The BlurryFace she used to date sammy and they filmed the moon song when they were together

[@lambdaaa]

i'm around 4 years late on this one but this is literally the most visceral gut wrenching video to watch and i can't stop looking

[@anabeatriz-vn8jg]

dodies hair looks so nice ah

[@KristinaPalattao]

WHAT DID SAMMY SAY IN THE FIRST ONE

[@megandavies9342]

I really want dodie and Louise to do a video together

[@doublebubblediscoqueenurie3593]

omg yes

[@not-a-ghost2206]

"you little bugger". I can't So cute

[@stressedandinneedofrest3826]

Louise is just everyone's mum, she's so nice and caring

[@rosielmao1499]

did sammy say 'I've done a shit louise' im

[@doddlevloggle]

+procrastirose that's literally his catchphrase

[@ange5662]

coming back to this video after 4 years, still makes me laugh myself to DEATH

[@emilyr5442]

Sammy's noises are everything! They should be featured on a radio1 show :D

[@icap.7166]

IM CRYING I WANT MORE DODIE AND SAMMY COLLABS

[@RuRuWebby]

this is my comfort youtube vid

[@Chleo1301]

That text to Bertie Gilbert was so savage

[@libbyaoise2109]

Ahhhh they're the two cutest people ever, the noises they made in this video are just the best 😂😂😭😂💗

[@hemmelgarndesigns]

Louise is me to all of my friends when they are being problematic just "I'm concerned for your well being" in a kind and concerned mom voice then immediately calling them fucking idiots #truefriendship

[@ac5426]

if i ever played this game with my friend, it would just be that one friend messaging herself...

[@Yahoodoraze]

one day someone's going to ask Ben something and he'll think he's being pranked yet again and just laugh in their face

[@evolvingeden380]

you two have the best friendship group ever omg this video was so cringe but so hilarious !! my cheeks hurt from smiling, thank you both for the good vibes xo

[@elliemorris8752]

Ugly. Horrible. Dirty.

[@z.spinney2058]

*gag retch gag*

[@z.spinney2058]

*gag retch gag*

[@cbb3480]

...

[@ynnahhh12]

I commented this and someone asked me "what's your problem"

[@hollierae1269]

Ellie Morris wyaat

[@BlueMJ]

This video makes me so unbelievably happy. Both their laugh's are so great. And DODIE'S FREAKIN SMILE IS PERFECT.

[@vhygo9668]

wait is the Louise they're talking to, sprinkle of glitter?

[@lula7063]

yes

[@vhygo9668]

+Lula Carr I knew I recognised her voice 😂😂

[@lu_una1541]

“Can I talk? Yeah I can talk…what of it?” I love coming back to this vid lol

[@nicolele2722]

Currently rewatching this to feel something again

[@TheDaisyForce]

I just adore when Dodie's voice gets really high and squeaky 😂💜 it's so so CUTE!!

[@AlexsLens]

you two make me laugh, this was SO GOOD😂

[@AlexsLens]

more collabs pleaseee

[@fionnotuamamusic]

Sammy is so hilariously evil in this ! The faces and voices he puts on are just the best ..... Oh god. I loved this.

[@lindar.2977]

i love this video way too much i watch it like every day

[@juliareste]

this is my favorite dodie video to exist

[@hannahpurdy8622]

My actual favourite thing on the internet

[@isabellanebs22]

the first time I saw this Hazel and Dan did it and I was crying of laughter.I'm so glad this tradition has been continued.

[@rachela7508]

This is the third time I've watched this today. I love it

[@peachvamps]

I AM DYING. I needed another one of these after watching Hazel and Dan's.

[@Danijones4571]

I want Dan and Phil to do this like if you do too

[@OraNGezRJuiCEy123]

yes

[@klauspeters2869]

I don't think they have enough friends for this..

[@hollie3190]

+William Shakespeare dodie how do you feel, william Shakespeare commented on your page!!11!1!

[@bigdykeenergy2040]

+William Shakespeare chill william

[@childmartyr]

+William Shakespeare I love Dan and Phil, and I'm proud of them for getting such a huge fanbase. But honestly, I agree with you, it's annoying that all comment sections are filled with "oMg PHANNN".

[@annielapointe6529]

I've never been so simultaneously anxious and entertained

[@xzonia1]

This is when it pays to have good friends! Wow. Lol. Loved Hannah's response! She takes everything in stride. X)

[@sarahbautista7893]

this is my first time watching this since it came out three years ago and i CANT BREATHE I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THIS VIDEO IS

[@FrankenKitteh]

You guys are brutal. Ben Cook and Hannah and Louise are darlings.

[@amsterdiem]

Any video you and Sammy do together is always gold! I was cracking up the entire way through

[@Abby-bb6qp]

Dodie, YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO NICE IN THIS VIDEO!!!

[@MeganSmithers]

And now I'm confused, because I thought they were dating.

[@marsz8638]

same??

[@KatyJanex]

They were, they broke up, kinda officially said after sick of losing soul mates

[@sophie-wf1kg]

They were together for a while but they announced on twitter that they broke up followed by a series of very.... flattering... selfies

[@Hannah123605]

Who is they?

[@maddy-pj3oh]

sammy n dods

[@x-men.md1238]

Omg lol Dodie says 'your phone died' I heard 'your friend died' to which Sammy replied 'oh has it? good'

[@graciecassar1475]

X-Men.m&d 123 same

[@kirbology]

this video was three years ago and to this day i always go “what a dick!” when my friends hang up the phone

[@sarahmiller3453]

i'm necroing this comment real bad so sorry but me too oh my god

[@representationmetaphorique]

Louise is such a mum.

[@ediedoodle]

I live it when you to collab I always end up coming back over and over and still finding it hilarious

[@JoshuaCasey]

alternate video title: how to lose friends.

[@iWriter3]

I'm legit relying on the daily dose of Dodie to get me through my dissertation right now, and this one made me cry with laughter. I loved it

[@jodi4558]

I'm laughing and crying and screaming and covering my face all at once throughout the video

[@banksy7999]

This is one of my favourite videos of the year but I feel sorry for both of you

[@hal7528]

this is legit the funniest video on youtube

[@shaunathompson4950]

It's been a year and I will ALWAYS come back to this video I love it so much

[@amosbehavedcalm]

OHMY I WAS GRINNING THE WHOLE TIME . . .you two are the cutest

[@gretaelmer8494]

I felt your stress but I was so entertained at the same time

[@paulinaw7358]

this is quite possibly my favourite video of all time

[@meganw4836]

Please do this again because it is amazing!

[@carolinekemp7920]

I love how dodie was just looking thru his messages

[@LivingintheNeverlands]

oh my I love Hannah Witton's response :p

[@MoiChannelify]

I've never felt so anxious and laughed so hard at the same time.

[@peabrain6377]

i watch this video like every few months

[@yvaniao3148]

I have been laughing and giggling this entire video. I will forever watch this when I'm sad

[@emmaatkinson8583]

DODIE PLEASE DO A VIDEO LIKE THIS ONE WITH HAZEL I BEG

[@Phanasouredits]

+emmakatejayne oh hi em of soggy totillas

[@archi.exe.]

Hello soggy tortilla frens

[@Phanasouredits]

***** HI CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,GIT UR OWN FREN

[@sarahmiller3453]

so glad this video is back my heart is full

[@iiiiitsmagreta1240]

So is this where "Sammy's trying to grow his channel" started??

[@liliawheeldon]

when i’m feeling sad i come back to this video and it makes my day

[@OliviaRylan]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[@imaginacioalpoder]

THIS WAS SO FUN THANK YOU DODIE AND SAMMY ILY

[@KirstyHaynes]

This made me happy but equally anxious as well!