How To Not Drive Car in 2019

[@johnfranklin5277]

Years ago. I had 4 new tires put on my 3 year old car. Headed from the tire shop to visit my grandmother in Los Angeles about 120 miles away. Got on the freeway and about 5 minutes later. At 70 mph the car made a violent rear end shake and boom I was screeching down road on 3 wheels, the rear left wheel bounced twice , and jumped over the center divider. I was terrified it would hit an oncoming car but it didn't. I got my car stopped ok. Later, the tire store declined my damages saying my lug nuts were rusted out. 3 year old car, lived in southern California desert area, yeah right. I took them to court, I won, they had to pay for everything!!!

[@PunkMartyr]

Sup Tater Salad. I don’t use Sears automotive anymore either. Come to think of it didnt they go bankrupt

[@gregorioorozco2568]

P0

[@noongourfain]

Good job! I like stories about people making the people who work on their car pay for their mistakes!

[@YourAppleSalesman]

1:35 I love how the tire SLAMS into the driver and the happily jumps back into the woods

[@thepixielife219]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀😅😅😅

[@anabeladavilla5462]

6:46 almost perfectly synchronized door shutting

[@ripper4092]

So satisfying

[@jp_playz8750]

It’s a glitch in the matrix

[@alanwong1646]

*LEFT BOTTOM

[@namdinh7192]

nice detail

[@ShaunsCentral-Maine]

8:31 Guy standing: "Just another car flipping up into the air.. Nothing new or exciting today.. Where's my ride? "

[@Xenogeek2]

This vid brings back fond memories. Every time it rains in Texas, the Texans use that as an excuse to play bumper cars (dodge 'ems).

[@douggale5962]

8:57 Ollie 180 into a reverse grind. Nice!

[@aheimdahl5201]

08:55 to 09:01 Purrrfect. One in a Million unintentional Stunt right there 👌

[@maximussbestia7175]

Yes

[@shantealllong1468]

Yep my thoughts as well.

[@racerdemonvalkyrie4342]

A Heimdahl should win a medal🤣🤣

[@F1ReWaLkEr1]

he used to have a skateboard, till he went to BMX. see the progression there?

[@aliozcan6820]

Ok NASILSIN BİR DE ŞU ANDA DA BİR

[@rscott2247]

Watching this makes even more aware of the benefits of not being in a rush.

[@susanaobeid6770]

Yes the driver's should always be careful, no one can tell what will happen nest on the road so we all should always be careful

[@prtcgv5105]

Russian driver: - Dimitri, hold my vodka... "Another accident just happened"

[@motor2140]

На 9:10 всё именно так и было ))

[@antoinemozart243]

Where did they get their driving licences ? Corruption ? My God ! The wheel at 1:50 was funny as hell !

[@bradf1467]

8:55 Hold my beer... 9:05 Hold my vodka...

[@skythecloudwolf7487]

Brad F that’s good I like it

[@Ghoopty]

0:00 - 10:01 And hold my tires before they roll away. Jesus, I’ve never seen more tires just fall off than I have in Russian car crash videos.

[@rugalb2002]

I think no one in Russia lives without vodka.. they’re talking shower with it 😅😅😅

[@orion6318]

2:23 тройной обгон, теперь я видел всё

[@ВладимирБогомолов-х2ш]

и все три через двойную сплошную. джек пот )

[@wencando]

@@ВладимирБогомолов-х2ш ладно те двое. Ну куда фургон ломился?

[@СаняХромов-н8л]

Самая инттересная реакция у прохожих, в тот момент, когда ДТП происходит у них на глазах. Столько презрения к тем кто попал в ававрию! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@droxyj7506]

1:40 legend still has it that those tires are still bouncing

[@monkeyjunction333]

6:10 Props to the truck driver

[@Hellefleur]

6:40 24 Mirrors?? Check 24 Lights?? Check! 0 Brakes? Check!!

[@JackMacLupus]

You forgot: 2 Michelin Figures? Check! The Trucks there look like they are from a Circus.

[@pekko68b]

6:10 Brakes OK. Ups, there was a truck behind.

[@RuyThalles]

7:16 keep going Dimitri... Keep running

[@drewidrie2396]

8:56 That was incredible! You couldn't do that on purpose!

[@SANChEZG141]

Pair of wheels "yes i got him" happily bounces away haha

[@mightyV444]

@SANChEZG14 - That one was freaky! Especially since they bounced back into the bushes where they'd come from! 😳

[@mahadi-hb]

08:39 Perfect turn

[@ZIM252]

1:38 Awww, look how happy that wheel is! Little guy can't quit bouncing with excitement.

[@sharepremium8614]

😂😂😂😂

[@arturobarreto7011]

Gracias por subir estos videos, manejar a la defensiva es la mejor forma de manejar.

[@rizkirosyida5126]

Pelajaran buat para pengendara yg melanggar... Jadikn vidio in buat pelajaran untk diri senidri... Terimakasih atas vidio in... Dapat mengajarkn sya dlm berhati2 saat mengendarai nya... Sukses selalu...

[@PungiFungi]

So many instances I see people could've been avoided being hit by an out of control vehicle if only they PAID ATTENTION and SLOW DOWN. It is like just because they have the right of way, they are not obligated to step on the brakes.

[@bomberjoe3493]

This video serve as one of the most lesson thanks bro!

[@blowyourmind72]

And people want flying cars. Can you imagine how they would be as pilots? 😲

[@ma2i485]

Flying cars will never happen. Driving is dangerous enough with all the lives lost on the road everyday

[@nealp.6252]

1:35 That wheel out here tryna pretend its a kangaroo

[@gasaholic47]

Legend says those double tires are still bouncing down the road.

[@MrHereWeGoYo]

4:38 🎵"He was once a thug from around the waaaay, Eazy!"🎵 😂

[@silverwheel]

Legend has it that tire is still bouncing to this day...

[@Francebras]

Alcoholics having nuclear capacity... What could go wrong?

[@pattersonfilm9117]

Vudka…🤪😂

[@Ghoopty]

4:57 You can just barely make out a scream, and it is terrifying.

[@paulturnet4572]

Truly chilling to hear !! 😱

[@robertaguirre8915]

Xxx

[@bhyreshbhyresh635]

@@robertaguirre8915 ...::

[@EvilTwin123]

That's when the black sedan car driver needs to be beaten senseless until police/ambulance arrive. Drive like that, I'll go to jail for fcuking you up with any object I can find to distort the way you walk, talk and grab things for the test of your life. Arrogance, meet anger.

[@Ghoopty]

Agreed.

[@gokceralp]

Some has to teach Russians that those rear view mirrors are to check the vehicles behind before making a turn or a lane switching, and those crazy Ladas are not for high speed!

[@raydunakin]

9:00 Good form on the balance beam, but needs to work on the dismount. ;-)

[@NANA-eo5gk]

It's impossible to go on the beam like that even if you tried purposely.

[@adelkidr9794]

غغغ

[@adelkidr9794]

عغع

[@adelkidr9794]

عغع غ

[@adelkidr9794]

غ

[@АлександрИванов-ш8ж]

"Епон-батон"-запню! 😂😂😂

[@cielphantomhive3202]

Лучше бы водить учили, смотреть по зеркалам и мертвым зонам перед перестроением, и просчитывать обстановку на 50 метров вперед. Кому-то надо начать учить безопасности, что за трэш, что 90% ада тут с российскими номерами. И большинство виновников не женщины, хоть и приняты эти средневековые предрассудки. Опасно и, главное, глупо водят, как слепые и без мозгов. А на самом деле при обучении не прорабатывают жёстко "зеркала-сигнал-маневр/изменение скорости или траектории", расстояние между машинами, скорость (плюс скорость реакции, это вдвое больше) и мозг ВСЕГДА на 50 метров впереди: если ты едешь со скоростью 60 кмч ты в 50 метрах окажешься через секунды. А если ты едешь 180, ты даже вдохнуть не успеешь, как умрешь или убьешь многотонным орудием убийства. Какой-то испанский стыд, все слепые и безмозглые водители с российскими номерами, какой позор 😒 Кто начнет уже безопасность с водятлами муштровать, чтоб от зубов отскакивало, а то так россиян живых не останется. Или непокалеченных. Можно и не воевать, сами все сделают. Стыд какой, как противно и стыдно.

[@autumn1493]

09:01 perfect parking lmao 😂

[@PungiFungi]

That guy standing at the street corner at 8:32...he's like..,oh well, another usual day on the road....

[@godd226]

No one wanted to stop at the red light, slow down at an intersection, or even look before turning...

[@carolinesoar7843]

But that truck driver at 6:11… 👌

[@МихаилИванов-в2в]

1:40 Колесо скрылось с места проишествия. 🤕

[@РусланЛеурдо]

2.28

[@johnnydeere8662]

Guess there's too much Vodka on the russians street

[@seferinorino6951]

Yes the Russians are crazy, but at least they have something to talk about during dinner

[@cielphantomhive3202]

If they are alive after what's shown here, which i doubt

[@bzlbzl230]

"Yob tvoyou mat, Vadik!" sums it up the best way.

[@aleshkaK-dh6tq]

Vadik ne vinovat)

[@sirbader1]

Tom Clancy taught me what that means.

[@adork2dacore]

6:12 what tremendous save

[@racerdemonvalkyrie4342]

Jeannie Bangtan it still did crash into the black car tho

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

The bleep at 0:43 killed me

[@hozzyboy]

I think with a lot of these accidents they should have their licences taken away and have to retake the road test. A lot of them don't seem to understand how traffic works or how to safely navigate it.

[@noongourfain]

I don't mean to put the Russians down...but it seems like they have some catching up to do re road safety.

[@Jazzmaster71]

1:35 that tire would be like:"shjiit I bettr bug outta here!!"

[@JoeLCass]

4:42 This could've ended very badly if they crashed into the Mother and child. So lucky!

[@tango6nf477]

1.27 Not often you see a Lada miss its target LOL

[@billtomson5791]

Kinda like a drunken SCUD missile.

[@rickcruz3382]

Those terribly designed intersection's I'm surprised there's not even more fatalities

[@aroorilaxman]

Oh so we can in ride in 2020 and so on..lol 😂😂😂

[@brynk5574]

This is how insurance companies crying for 😂

[@manuelvega3125]

fabio soulseeker que vergas dijiste wey

[@skyfacer9626]

@fabio soulseeker Pardon ?

[@lansaprous]

Truly awesome. Makes me glad I am not a car insurance agent.

[@straycat2253]

That’s how you drive when you hate your car/ truck!

[@joevern5911]

The yellow car wow awesome skill LoL

[@FM-nw8xp]

1:16 هجت معه الله يثبته هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[@McNessie101]

If you’re curious why Russia has loads of trouble with an army 1/10th of their size, just watch this!!! Go Ukraine!!🇺🇦🇺🇦

[@LelouchTheFirst1]

Delusional

[@ElizavetaLazu]

why the fxxk write comments like that under a video with a completely different topic?

[@maxutka_9930]

Уууу осуждаю

[@Sem777]

3:33 найти водителя! Осудить!Лишить права вождения пожизненно! Наложить штраф 3000долларов! И так делать тотально без отличий и скидок!

[@saiansydyk5796]

Там чеченцц

[@merowinger_86]

9:00 Now THAT is art!

[@billtomson5791]

If I had been there, I would have stopped to applaud if I hadn't feared for my life for doing so.

[@ShaunsCentral-Maine]

There's the next Ace Ventura! lol

[@LightninJimmyJoeJohnson]

3:34 is my favorite 😂

[@davids9520]

Only the sheep seem to be able to travel down a road, without being involved in an accident.

[@mdouglaswray]

Freaking A! Is everyone in Russia a drunk?

[@babydaddy8224]

If I ever visit Russia, you can bet I’ll be getting the extra insurance on the rental

[@JeromyBranch]

Words never spoken in Russia: "My friend is a race car driver and lives in a great neighborhood."

[@yasserphone7272]

Vehicules driving men ? Vodkaaaaaaaaaaa!

[@ElementofKindness]

1:34 I often wonder what people are looking at when driving. I watched a sedan do basically the same thing to a deer carcass in the middle of the lane in broad daylight. Never deviated course, never slowed down, absolutely no reaction. Just crashed right into it.

[@TGsrao1989]

Two words... Target fixation

[@jochenstacker7448]

And probably never realised he hit something. I've had people nearly crash into me when I was in the roundabout and they drove right out in front of me, completely oblivious to the car driving right at them at point blank range with blaring horn and flashing lights. Just an expression of vacant bliss on their face, like lobotomy patients. Had I broadsided them, they wouldn't have noticed. Some people on the road have the awareness of a brick, it's that simple.

[@38dragoon38]

Dash cam + Russian driver + vodka = Fun!

[@Silber101]

6:35 I guess he needed a couple of more mirrors.

[@ElementofKindness]

. . . or spent some of the money on brakes, instead of mirrors and lights.

[@jackkbc2131]

this is truck brake broken i see

[@bigbilltoady412]

3:14 the other driver had plenty of time to steer right and avoid the accident. Its called lack of driving skills, stab the brake and hold on.

[@mss7305]

It’s 2020 I can finally drive like this again

[@borisshevchenco1314]

When I drive to work in the morning, I usually have my coffee in the beverage holder. In Russia, it's a bottle of Stoli.

[@YelpBullhorn]

And to the Twingo driver at 8:50, ten points for technical merit, and ten points for artistic impression!

[@alanwong1646]

8:55

[@john-bjorn]

8:57 Haha that looked hilarious xD

[@akxi755]

4:45 Legends says shes still walking backwards

[@edcain3676]

Cup holders in Russia Must be big enough to hold Bottle of Vodka .Lol

[@meowersmeow54]

Anyone else hear the scream at 4:56?

[@mandatethis8024]

No, sorry ... to0 desensitized

[@albertlol8488]

bruh didnt u see the car flip ofc they would scream 😐

[@elisamorales3346]

Me encantó mucho el video gracias por subirlo

[@isenseharmony6741]

It never seems to amaze me the music people listen to when these moments are recorded... Epic is an understatement.

[@ikramkira-d5v]

ههههههههههههههه

[@hari-p2u5b]

2:54 こういう、トラックの屋根が、かつらむきみたいに綺麗に剥がれるの好きです。🚚

[@wurumburner5106]

8:02 looks to me like the camer targeted the sliver car, accelerated and drove right into his blind spot.

[@Baziachi]

First reaction...”What the f@ck?!” Second reaction...”Oh...Russia. Ok.”

[@davidsirett5560]

so Russians have the same mentality as London Cyclists. red means go.

[@PandoraWolveCrow]

And of course in France too.

[@venkatadri1299]

3:35 her soul went out of her body for a second there

[@vaishaliarea6563]

Ok, so can we drive like that in 2021😑😑.

[@powerbenki]

😂😂😂😂😂😂good question

[@Kat-vo4ob]

Yes

[@Wandjina104]

Only with your dashcam on.

[@skncreation5232]

Bruh

[@aliozcan6820]

ONLY_KAOS NASILSIN NASILSIN NASILSIN NASILSIN NASILSIN NASILSIN NASILSIN NASILSIN NASILSIN

[@nigelkthomas9501]

The yellow car at 9:00 deserves an award 🥇! That took some skill! 👏

[@adebiyiadedapo2651]

😂..the car or driver??

[@nigelkthomas9501]

@@adebiyiadedapo2651 Both! The car definitely had some input in achieving that!

[@adebiyiadedapo2651]

@@nigelkthomas9501 yeah.

[@gustavogustaoify]

6:13 o cara é fera no caminhão

[@varun1036]

*9:00**-Parking level - god* Good luck explaining how you did that

[@eazydazit]

He cant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@acerg24]

1:36 Виновник аварии скрылся в лесу. Однако ловок и хитёр.

[@ceraselaciocea205]

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[@toddclean547]

Russians: Just stay home and stop driving. Go make soup instead

[@luisclaudiofontenelle5513]

3:30 a murder-driver

[@tinac.o1178]

@schobbie123 ignorant moron driver 😟

[@tinac.o1178]

@schobbie123 thank God The person crossing was a old, if not 🤔⚰️

[@ripper4092]

Bastard idiot driver

[@fedyasosiskin2350]

одного не пойму. ведь жизнь одна зачем ее еще укорачивать?

[@friedhelmheinrich2482]

One Question: "How to not drive Car" …….. what kind of language is this ???

[@DvorTerrier]

This is a result of the English language colliding with the Russian language. Runglish.

[@911ladiesman911]

The world is a lot bigger than you think my friend @dvor and @friedhelm.. people are diverse,mistakes happen..you guys got the point by watching the video..talk no more

[@daniidelrey]

@@DvorTerrier Me Runglish is very good, baby not know how to not drive car

[@DvorTerrier]

@@911ladiesman911 The world is HUGE, and if you open your eyes, my friend, you will see that there's plenty of room for jokes in it! Cars collide in the video, languages collide in the title... Not funny? You have some SERIOUS issues! TAKE A CHILL PILL, Ashok. OK? That's my boy! Friedhelm's comment is called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, which will help the author in many ways (1. Better grammar will improve his communication skills, 2. Better titles will attract more viewers to his videos, 3. ANY comment means more $$,.........) Yes, mistakes do happen, but we should be helping each other avoid those mistakes in the future -- better driving, better language skills, better world!

[@w0lf6pack]

how I met your car

[@SuperLeica1]

Most of those are Russian drivers. Now they're abroad driving tanks. Same results.

[@ГендальфБелый-ь6д]

8:57 десять баллов красиво припарковался

[@ascher40]

Can you hear the Clapping at 8:55 ? LOL "My next trick will be ........"

[@ascher40]

2:25 'Double Lines' means that 'Double Cars' can drive there!

[@marquisdemazan136]

Это адыгейцы

[@bezumny]

@@marquisdemazan136 и что это значит ?

[@nairolf5177]

1:35 after a long chase the tire managed to escape into the forest ..😂

[@imhappyandyou.4003]

Always with the turning left immediately from the far right lane without looking🤦🤦. WTF is that all about and why does it make up almost 60% of the Russian Dashcam accidents I see on KZbin?. It's that and then the rest are people getting hit in the crosswalks. LOL

[@pauldavis9387]

I Am Happy So Why Aren't you?. It defies all logic and reason.

[@mikenaugz88]

That russian was bumping eazy lol

[@cruzze6262]

1:31. That was one happy pair of wheels there...