How to pet a cat 😹 (part 1)

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[@noob___]

"How to pick up a duck: Cat edition"

[@Joogly]

A true copycat i must say

[@Glizzy_Gulper]

Literally

[@HelloIliketoeatudon]

Yes but is cool lol

[@ahmedalalbani]

@@Glizzy_Gulper I don’t have any plans today but at the same plaza

[@snowy6028]

Yes I thot I was the only one

[@Abhix009]

Instructions unclear, the cat is now petting me

[@sultan-ti3wv]

Onl😂

[@IChokeOnWater]

Instructions unclear, it's chasing me with an axe in its mouth

[@TheHolyRomanEmpireGaming]

Instructions Unclear: Cat has given me a name.

[@whenthe1999]

Instructions unclear: the cat has beaten the others up

[@Wizard00567]

Instructions unclear: the cat turned out to be a furry and now it's pulling its pants down

[@Beetil]

"Get infront of the cat" *Approaches loaf* 🍞

[@pratimarajiv]

Hahaha😂😂

[@NotPostingAnymore18182]

The loaf cat😂😂😂

[@hellohowareyou8396]

_😂😂_

[@Shrimp905]

Lmaoooo

[@who4932]

Hahahah

[@mackanmacport8671]

Instructions unclear, the cat is now living rent free in my house and refuses to leave

[@philip8498]

You are living rent free in its house. Get it through your head

[@centvrion_]

Thats the cats home, you just give it food and water.

[@Bonniebunbunz]

​@@philip8498 My cats dont own my house, their too kind and gentle for that..... expect for George.......George is a denon sent straight from hell

[@Nightmakesedits]

They bought it, they’re rich af cause they’ve lived in other housed before

[@illusionistcat]

"no you dumb large hairless animal, I own the house, get your mind straight."-the cat, probably

[@wisso0]

“how do i stop petting the cat?” you don’t.

[@EilisLunarfang]

It's called the scary cuddles. You smother them with love until they walk away on their own but it's a matter of time before they come back for more pets.

[@abramslion1]

Well then it will bite and hiss at you Because you annoyed it.

[@melaniewood3506]

They let you know when to stop.

[@Trixie_baby__]

You give them love untill they start walking away and when they come back start playing with them and then they do not want pets😁

[@ChezRG-YT]

Yup

[@ataahmadi]

Homan: hello cat I'm a human wanna pet you Cat: that's why I'm gonna Bite you meeo...

[@MAR19980]

my cat mewoing strange (burrrrr eeeee)

[@omarkarem8445]

Underrated!

[@yeet1867]

@@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE stop 😩😭💀🤚

[@m3ssiah518]

Me : hello cat Cat : Adios

[@aarjun6839]

@@Leszaire chiii tune billi khai? Kitni gandi ho yarr

[@danielbeck9683]

Ah yes, the “how to pick up a duck” sequel.

[@aniket0902]

Lol I was thinking the same😂😂😂

[@ashlock4215]

same! it's exactly the same XD

[@arsenc9170]

Complete ripoff

[@danielbeck9683]

@@arsenc9170 nah it’s a remix

[@BenKnowledge6933]

Same Imagine if all animal has taken, they will do "how to pick up a alien"

[@EmoPerson-gl1jh]

Here’s a tip: Make sure to blink slowly and get on their level , and if your standing then make sure that your hand doesn’t come from above because it reminds them of birds coming down to get them, I hope that made sense-

[@Milesshorts-hw4qi]

Pp

[@bcmoore671]

It does 😊

[@ishaaqbulsari3232]

That’s how I pet my cat 😊

[@lilycha9398]

I love blinking slowly, and see them blinking back

[@asecretone]

That's why I constantly scream CAT whenever I'm in a room with a cat so it's aware of my presence

[@isaywhatiwanttosay2025-4eva]

🤣🤣🤣

[@arahaitham123]

The cat: "I guess you didn't learn your lesson do you."

[@melodyv7276]

My ex used to do this...not jokingly either. Like legit he's an adult male who gets excited about cats like a 2 yr old lmao

[@asecretone]

@@melodyv7276 is that he's an ex 🤣

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

🤔

[@armanmkr09]

This is literally the definition of “You can copy my homework but not word for word”

[@FrFrTheDIAneonYt]

Bro your not Elon musk

[@Krakyy]

@@FrFrTheDIAneonYt well is your full legal name "TheDIAneon"? yeah thats what i thought

[@jamiec8657]

@@FrFrTheDIAneonYt bro you're brain damaged 🤣

[@pixely570]

@carver fr like people try to get into fights for every god dam thing

[@purplexed1103]

@@Krakyy 💀lmao

[@il_baolo]

"Mum can We have SeDuckTive at home?" "No We already have SeDuckTive at home" *SeDucktive at home:*

[@truedarklight]

so its SeCatTive

[@ArchetypalReaper]

Based comment 😎👌👌

[@il_baolo]

@@ArchetypalReaper yez 🥵🥶

[@1EmuFan]

But this helps me tho

[@Charliee_Woofy_Pz]

instructions unclear: I'm now holding a purring cat

[@Dannyel21]

"hello cat, I'm [human name]" sounds like one of the script Mark Zuckerberg would say💀

[@GasMK]

Yeah it's copied by SeDUCKtive's "how to pick up a duck" series.

[@Ak47-666ff]

Facebook

[@jj9217]

MmmMark...Sssuckerberg? 😳

[@Aviation_Creator]

Ikr

[@Aviation_Creator]

@@GasMK Exactly

[@zoelee-anne1649]

"Let it smell your hand* *Minus one finger later*

[@heli9499]

Not true, i’ve been around many stray cats and they have never but my finger off, stray cats are known to be aggressive

[@coffee_artz3053]

When seeing new cats, my first instinct is to let them smell my hand/finger and instead of getting bit, the cats just shove their faces to my hands, let me pet them, or nothing

[@idk_idk_idk_idk_idk154]

@@heli9499 r/woooosh

[@errpeanut1264]

​@@coffee_artz3053 that's literally how to "ask" a cat fir permission to be touched. They aren't property 🙏

[@coffee_artz3053]

@@errpeanut1264 Yes and I know. This has happened to me for many times whenever i see a new stray cat

[@tortellium3750]

"Hello duck. My name is [human name]. I'm going to pick you up." Vibes.

[@talentedbat7323]

"If you're behind, that should remind, you that that's wrong" Vibes

[@butteregg9873]

Yes

[@Chicken_Life_Chicken_Stack]

Yea

[@ItsM3H4rv]

SeDUCKtive vibes

[@americanmilitaryedits774]

EXACTLY

[@Coziinx_]

“Hello cat” “My name is..” [Human Name] 💀💀😂

[@jonathanyoung6623]

Lol

[@PULSAR11]

Cat: That is weird name🤨

[@Levi-yq9ff]

Hi human name, I’m cat and now I’m going to bite you now

[@aayanscreativelab1786]

This is a parody video,

[@muh21.0]

Hi my duck is waiting for u

[@e_clip_sed18]

"Let the cat sniff your hand" Me: does so and gets bitten

[@Makkaru112]

Probably love bite

[@ariesplanet]

@@Makkaru112 lmao 🤣

[@AmbeanWambulance]

U probably smell like yummy food!

[@Nikhil-rh7yw]

@@Makkaru112 in my case i got a attack of tiger paws from a cat 🤣on wrist

[@Aura11158]

It probably doesn’t like you😂

[@Iris.778]

“How to pet a cat: step one-“ Me: get a cat.

[@min-soeksayers3166]

All my neighbor s have cats. No dogs on our block.

[@Iris.778]

@@min-soeksayers3166 ha all my neighbours have dogs and so do I lol only cat is my grandparents’ cat

[@Amar-pu3ph]

Instructions unclear, accidentally rubbed the belly part and now my thumb is missing.

[@cactusowo1835]

My cat unironically loves when I pet his belly, he starts purring louder

[@genaralhux9385]

Brooo :D

[@businessisboomin7252]

Time to get some bleach

[@AnnieTheCheese]

@@cactusowo1835 put your cat in rice I think it’s broken 🐈 ⬇️ 🍚

[@adeliaa5725]

it means he loves u bestie

[@temp3608]

Whenever my cat is asleep i either dont mess with it or scratch it behind the ears, he wakes up looks at me, and then decides this is an acceptable alternative to sleep

[@misshamillama8335]

Me: *pets my cats from behind* Cat: “that’s the spot..”

[@andreahill2084]

Yeah my cat just let's me pet her

[@Girlwithcatz]

My cats are built different they beg to me to be peted except for the 'miss beautiful' lol that's what my mom calls her.

[@MeelaB1234]

Ayo-

[@Fuhrerprinzip]

"Who's That Pokèmon?" "Its SeDucktive's Clone"

[@Kahvemdekahvem]

Ditto?

[@miloagnew6466]

Still good though right

[@Smyrilla]

Idc and who asked

[@ghosty_croissant8258]

Yeah

[@malialutu7857]

Me: "Hello cat" ✋ Cat: Growls Me: "Bye cat"👋

[@michelletotilla4324]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sleeping_kera1390]

Fr

[@Violet_1nd1g0]

My cat's a sweetie☺️ and she starts purring when someone talks to her

[@Oneness3395]

That's cute

[@Nonamesideasfornow]

Me: **tries this** My cat: bye **walk away** Me: *E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E*

[@Eaglyy]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@toist3226]

Lmao My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'. FUNNY VALENTINE, SBR CHAPTER 89 Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain) is the main antagonist of Steel Ball Run. Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race. He watches the competition from behind the curtains and hopes to gather the Saint's Corpse to use the holy relic to further the United States of America's interests.

[@badutmasakini2312]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[@SUPERTALETV]

after having a cat for probably more than 2 years ye they don't care unless they are in the mood

[@Nonamesideasfornow]

@@SUPERTALETV Ohhh, make sense! Thank you!

[@notgoldarcgameplay9213]

I can't stop petting the cat now, please make a tutorial on how to stop

[@urfavxvivi]

omg youve been petting the cat for a month 😱

[@Blitzy_wife_xoxo]

Nooo!

[@RealQuarlie]

Should we send somebody over, or...?

[@urfavxvivi]

no shes not petting the cat anymore she did a Pokémon card opening 12 days ago on her channel

[@rhereheee2142]

We can't stop we must continue

[@rahh127]

Rules: 1. No touch paws, belly, (less commonly disliked) neck and chin 2. No staring as it's a sign of aggression between cats 3. Stop what you're doing if their tail is wagging bc they're upset 4. If you don't pass their personal vibe check leave them alone 5. Be gentle

[@stevenschnepp576]

If they like and trust you, they _love_ having their chins scratched once they figure out it's not a trap.

[@projectpatientanarchy7550]

Most of these are either completely wrong, or people can interpret wrong. Remember cats have different personalities, so this might be the opposite way to react to some cats

[@albinothegreatestchatteron457]

Congrats, now you are holding a duck.

[@sophialayne6685]

mine wags his tail because he's in hunt mode during play time. When he's scared he just hides. I've never had a staring issue with any cat, only dogs.

[@Screamintothevoid123]

@@projectpatientanarchy7550 I was just coming here to say this!

[@GamerGabe876]

Instructions unclear: I have found a cat, but it’s a 5th dimensional elder being and it’s petting me now (Edit: fixing autocorrect)

[@scuair8281]

"So you found yourself a cat" Yes exactly

[@xeokym223]

That keeps happening to me.

[@kqydenhearts]

When I try to pet my cat: My Cat: “you have chosen death”

[@infinitytoinfinity462]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4fSiYSrlruoZ8U

[@adrianamartinez9225]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SandyHolmes0001]

I let the cat smell my fingers first, it usually automatically rub their cheek or neck at my hand, asking (allow you) for more rubbing/petting.

[@chucknutly3290]

I just grab onto the scruff of its neck nice and hard and then pick it up and swing it around a little. Then I usually stick its head in my armpit because the darkness calms them down. Seriously it works every time, show it who is boss then calm it down. After that you just feed it and take it back to your house and put a new collar on it. Congratulations you now own a cat.

[@cosmosorigin8411]

That's pure fiction for some people

[@iamalwayshungryandidkwhy]

@@chucknutly3290 you should maybe just hold it down with one hand and use the other to put the collar on

[@chucknutly3290]

@@iamalwayshungryandidkwhy No. That's not good enough. You have to assert dominance immediately.

[@maomaomi5434]

@@chucknutly3290 you could just skip all that manual labor and pee on the cat to assert dominance

[@morwe1739]

I followed the Instructions very thoroughly and yes! Finally! After 29 years of failure, for the first time I did something right in my life! One time at least! I'm so very thankful! Thank you!

[@CaptainFishEye]

i always let them sniff my hands before i pet them, always thoight it was rude to pet something without a warning :3

[@loksven83]

I get it, not letting something sniff you before you pet it is like when you go up to a random stranger and hug them. Or when that one coworker eats your food in the fridge and your not sure who did it.

[@bastik.3011]

Exactly, it also gives the cat the opportunity to decide of they want pets or not. If they sniff and go away then i just dont pet

[@blackjacktrial]

I find slow blinking is also key - shows you trust them, are interested but not chasing them. The hand can also mean thing to bite, so that comes after cat approaches.

[@Anti-HyperLink]

@@loksven83 No, it's not like that.

[@paulblart5337]

It’s funny asf seeing all these cat lovers

[@jackson-mr3mb]

“If you scare the cat, it’ll bite!” My cats: Me: *scares them* My cats: *runs*

[@itsmylife4048]

😂😂

[@moercableslesswires]

Cruel

[@mainingkaeyaismylife]

Rosaria pfp ❤ hello genshin friend

[@lynexlynn]

My cat is the same but *they get scare with a mouse*

[@shandernotpulp]

They just run away from me in general.

[@fruit_punch_samurai7217]

"My name is human name" Cat: I'll be calling you Hooman slave instead.

[@waters_1020]

"Hooman"

[@katleigh5434]

Cats are wunderbar ❤

[@keeprkyd]

i like spooking my cat from behind bc she makes that cute “murr” sound, then she’ll push her bum up so i can scratch her back. hehe. babey.

[@lolzbitxd1808]

I bet the cat is thinking " WHO THE- oh it's just you, scratchys now"

[@neonice]

This is mating behavior if she pushes her bum in the air while making that sound. Is she spayed? Maybe you should scratch her more under the chin and cheeks rather than at the base of the tail

[@denino2003]

My cat used to nod when I did that, like she’s saying ‘Whats up?’

[@shizukagozen777]

I used to kindly "slap" my cat's behind when he was in a loaf because his butt bounced like a ball. It was too funny. 😂

[@dustojnikhummer]

Activation noise

[@Sammystylez]

Movie title: How to pick up a duck.... the cats rise

[@dad5675]

"Let the cat sniff your hand and begin the gentle pet's congratulations you just got bit by a cat"

[@raymakwithoutamustache7069]

underrated

[@muhamadnurahim7957]

Too late..

[@RinLikesFish]

Bro cats love me so much even if I come up from behind they still get all happy- proof is when I was in Mexico about 2 years ago, behind some vendors, there was a black Mexican ally cat and I made friends with it. This happens to pretty much any cat I meet as well lmao

[@lndigo29]

This is like how to pick up a duck

[@ThomaasP]

Yah

[@dennisheusschen7273]

Its a remake of someone with unoriginal ideas. She used almost everything that was in the duck video

[@YinYangKitsune]

"How to pet a cat" Me: tries this My cat: *Your hand looks even tastier today*

[@Iwkmssmrn]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[@LocgicalState]

Uh hell NOOO

[@hyperfox0934]

Lol yeah Petting aggression is a bitch XD

[@wanderingastrophile]

NAWWW AHAHHA

[@afridiansari1021]

Under rated

[@TekuzuGV]

Cat: "Hello human name I'm Cat."

[@stewiegriffin4295]

Underrated comment

[@jsoc99]

😅

[@glendagozon8776]

eurt

[@thomasgregori7035]

TIPS ABOUT CATS 1: the cat owns you 2:cats shed ALOT so have a good amount of hair collectors 3: all ways pet a cat like how the video tells you 4:some cats get mad when they see the bottom of the food bowl and refuse to eat because of it I recommend the auto feeder 5:cats like attention but don’t want it all the time like dogs and if you give them too much attention they might bite you 6:get scratching posts and toys for your cats if you don’t say hello to string town on your furniture 7: if you have a cat that hides from you never go and try and force it to you just let it warm up to you I know it might take time but trust me it works Ok well I’m out of things I can say and if anything please search up how to take care of a cat or get help from an experienced person ok, have a good day

[@invisible3641]

"Can I copy your homework" "Sure but make it look different" The homework:

[@selfesteem3447]

You know I think it's important that people finally learn how to do this, properly.

[@Lyam.P]

No

[@nyancat.123]

I keep seeing cat haters asking excuses and this is one of them. "cats don't let you pet them". Don't sneak them from behind then! Also, I think that cute animals ironically don't like being pet by strangers

[@Evycakez]

@@nyancat.123 I honestly think that the people who say "cats are mean, they dont let you pet them, they scratched me, or bit me" it kinda sus of the person. I adopted a cat last year after having my dogs stolen. I was always a dog person who wasn't fond of cats.At the time I wanted a furry companion that was more independent and not as needy as dogs. A companion who would just kinda be there chilling and let me pet it at least once a day. Then I adopt Pixie (my cat) and holy shit.... I wasn't expecting a cat to be so chatty, constantly pull at my hand for attention when I'm sitting on a chair, and sleep right next to my face. I was expecting a teenager who would just do their own thing, not a needy and chatty cat. I love her though and she is the best thing that has happened to me last year ever since I lost my dogs.

[@nyancat.123]

@@Evycakez I agree. Cat haters have never met cats or most likely approach cats like dogs.

[@puff2975]

Amy M and Evycakez have my upmost respect. (As a cat lover who hates when people say “I hate cats because this cat bit me!”) And then I asked what did they do before and they said they sprayed the cat with water. For no reason. (Actual conversation with my cousin)

[@GoodPlTheSniperer]

me who takes my cat by the legs and pets him aggressively: 👁👄👁

[@marinaraiu6782]

Lmao

[@_Menace_To.society]

Thats what one of my aunt did to my other aunts cat when hes angry trust me the cat is more scared then my aunt💀i was like:BAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*dies*

[@MehDrac-]

Lol

[@Twilight-t9d]

My cat likes me to go from behind than front

[@whyusorry692]

😂😂😂”or he’ll bite” ??? Ok, that shows he fcks w/ me, but the moment he start biting, we fighting 😅 N stop whenever one of us gets tired of it or if I’m bleeding to much 🥲(not one hiss btw)

[@Churro_EYT]

Letting a cat or a dog smell your hand first is the best way to let it know you mean no harm to it. The cat or dog then decided for them lselves whether to trust you or not for you to be able to pet them

[@nihattquliyev]

"How to pick up a duck"

[@hellboy7546]

I thought i was the only to notice😂

[@familovegamehub4513]

Seducktive: Here have my homework, just change it a tad bit to make them think its different

[@krowned6658]

Underrated

[@eshaantubegaming5811]

Lol that is so true

[@Cathlyn_Janice]

Me: *starts meowing nonsense* Cat: *lets me pet them* My brother: Hey cat let me pet you Cat: *So,you have chosen death?*

[@Китти-у8ю]

wow you must be the cat whisperer or something😍

[@Microster]

with a pfp like that, i don't think you meow just for your cat

[@Brainlesssss]

@@Microster uh- since when pfps define a persons behavior now?-

[@megamihyd6882]

@@Microster th- that's true! how did you know? i don't just meow for my cat too!

[@crswoodferns]

@@Brainlesssss that is a pretty pfp ngl

[@aisforannihilation1662]

Grab, squeeze & gnaw on kitty 😂. Kidding.

[@Funkability615]

Hooman: states name and intentions Cat: I don’t understand

[@rep-vile]

Give a long monotone meow, if it responds back with a meow then you're on the same page.

[@ArcaneEclipse]

Just greeting my cat when I come home and receiving "welcome back" head bumps are my favorite time of my day

[@1cheezyboi31]

"Human Name"

[@luisdelrio4712]

The cat wrote the script

[@LuckyCat-22]

In the cat's universe: "How to let a human pet you. Step one: Bite aggressively. Step two: Look cute.

[@d3w15]

I have a pretty old cat (like 15-16) and he has never bitten me or scratch me on purpose other than when I'm trying to get his claws unstuck from objects, and even then he only like taps his teeth on my hand to show that he's not happy. I think he's really sweet

[@shreyamishra916]

Love

[@Okaykky]

“Hello cat” “My name is” “[human name]” IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@extern4805]

Ok? You copied the script and you getting likes?

[@jamesduncan6729]

😆😆

[@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt]

Hello cat... My name is [Crazy Cat Lady no# 256,765,229]. We're going to be together, FOREVERRRR ! AHH HA HA HA HARRGGHH !!! 🥴🤪😳🥺😦🤡

[@extern4805]

@@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseItLMAO

[@Okaykky]

@@extern4805 yes i am. Its not thw end of the world

[@unityweb32]

if you want hug a cat: HEY CAT I WANT HUG YOU! O-O

[@Me_and_my_bestie_chilling]

The parents:* whispers * why is she introducing her/himself to the cat

[@MrCatto-cb5zd]

"Introduce yourself" *Hi cat I am your peasant human who definitely doesn't feed you and i shall bow to you my royalty*

[@losmonster9843]

Yessir, and I shall give you 60 fucking toys that you only play with if I tell you not to stand on the table

[@jonathanhaberhern1535]

I’m pretty sure it’s widely accepted that biting can be a sign of affection or play. Besides cat bites don’t hurt that bad depending on if you expect it or not

[@DeyneilMigo0405]

Yea i was about to say this

[@lizlikes405]

True

[@Boingo1625]

“When you scare it, it will bite!” Me: *hmmm… that has never happened when I scared a cat..*

[@Gumball7th]

Because it is your cat

[@Wennnnnnnnnda]

Sameeeeee

[@lime2052]

my cat just makes a little scared trill and it’s so cute…

[@jasonmatthew79]

@@Gumball7th no like stray cats when you like stomp on the ground because you are scared and want them to go away

[@stoutishvoice4185]

but it happens when you kill one

[@Tn-qr1kb]

“If you scare a cat, they’ll bite you” Me: casually walking and cat starts to growl at me and bites.

[@Jennasaur]

its giving cat abuser

[@Tn-qr1kb]

@@Jennasaur wdym

[@Nikhil-rh7yw]

Give cat some treats

[@Tn-qr1kb]

@@Nikhil-rh7yw honestly, I dislike cats

[@fishtune]

the dialogue is almost exact to the “how to pick up a duck” video

[@Betterthantwix]

That's because it's an exact copy

[@krishapatil7783]

Ya she should credit them.

[@uncledarthy7573]

“mom can I pick up that duck?” No we have a duck at home the duck at home…

[@ahmadredzuan9712]

Instructions unclear,the cat is now smacking me with a broom.

[@Itz_MK]

Me: *puts my hand up to the cat* Cat: *bites*

[@Persac7]

"Get in front of the cat" *cat runs* Me: bruh

[@everyone_weii]

omfg fax

[@kong4dong]

No no no... You forgot the consent form... You get one at your nearest "Meowlington district court"... It's mandatory... Your Welcome...

[@JennaLeigh]

Don't forget to get it notarized by a notary paw-blic!

[@Manudyne]

You also need the "purrmission form"

[@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt]

@@JennaLeigh - the notary Paw-blic be like: ahh sorry bruhhh, you might have to come back later. I'm pretty busy right mneow.

[@JennaLeigh]

@@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt "sorry I'm so busy, these other notary paw-blics never help Meowt!"

[@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt]

@@JennaLeigh- haaaa, NICE !... wonder what's next in the feline up for this bit.

[@methcooker6402]

“My name is [human name]” The aliens watching this video trying to pet a cat: 😑

[@ImNotMrNooby]

Its a copy from how to pick up a duck from seDUCKtive channel

[@nusratshaheen7852]

Then my name is [alien name]

[@lousiam]

Thanks for this tutorial! Now I know whenever I see my cats I will say: *HELLO CAT MY NAME IS [human name]!!!!*

[@Beep-Beeb-Boop]

isn‘t that just a imitation of “how to pic up a duck”, from seducktive?

[@KittenSneezee]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚜𝚘

[@Velu0]

Yea

[@abhikmodak3170]

I introduced myself as Human name, it replied - fuck off meo meo

[@JefTheOnly]

I love how instead of asking if they would like to be pet, she just says “I am going to pet you now” like they had no choice 😂

[@vaiav19]

Well it had the choice to bite

[@JefTheOnly]

You do be true though ‘-‘

[@sparkybig9799]

The cat was sooo horny at the end!!

[@raviok1258]

I'm already a master, I befriended every cat in my neighborhood.

[@giovannidilworth-hess9088]

Someone has to stop you. You are a menace to society. My hand shakes in fear while writing this and I can feel his power grow.. REMEMBER MEEEEEE

[@mememaster_700]

Me: goes near a cat The cat: "RUN!!" Edit: Thxxx guys for soo many likes this is my first time getting all these likes 😱😱 🙏 Thxxx soo much guys

[@pinballwizard9037]

Same and also I just tried it but failed again 😭

[@kurdbmgo]

I give food to cat for 1 month now it can let me sit near but he afraid my hands actually I can't touch him

[@MrGeniucs]

He do I stop petting my cat? Instructions unclear.

[@Avery_Reborn]

ive learned alot from these kind of video "how to hold a duck" "how to pet a cat" "how to hold small duck" "how to hold a cat" Nice

[@janiceelwell3376]

Ikr lol

[@BrUhhh2]

*rock raises eyebrow*

[@totkahaidostosubformoney4613]

Same watched all of them

[@Kurosawa-Official]

Noice

[@roxannat81]

Learn how to put down a duck

[@eggkyun1655]

Me: Petting every cats even though I don't know them and none of them bite me

[@jujurink]

"Hello cat, I am, (human name)" *cat dramatically rips my organs*

[@athmanandat4963]

why u so fuuny

[@jujurink]

@@athmanandat4963 Lol!! Thanks😂!

[@mr_rakexd1285]

Problem is when im tryna let it sniff my hand the cat starts commiting war crimes to my hand

[@toraphire]

Appallingly underrated

[@jayaswati1505]

This video should be on top of view list for those who want a cat but is quite scared how they will handle and pet them...

[@umairxd6752]

New achievement unlocked "petting a cat"

[@the_null_man]

"how to pick up a duck: cat edition"

[@khalilthe21th]

"This is how to pet a cat" Me: *uses fish and give cat now he lvoes me*

[@Abracadabra845]

Minecraft

[@lerooooooo]

instructions unclear: i am holding a duck

[@moooooooved]

Me- “Hello, I am here to pet you.” The cat- “Let The Fight Begin,”

[@sunnalyn]

Imma send this to all my friends with dogs, they never know how to pet a cat and then they call them evil 😑

[@Evycakez]

your friends are kind of sus, and im saying that as a person who has only ever had dogs growing up

[@mystic_topaz6783]

As a cat lover,I must say I take great offense to the words of your friends.

[@lillyannbyrne3395]

My cat was raised by humans so all I have to do is stand beside the couch and she goes “Omg we cuddlin?”

[@DJ-im9tt]

Aww 😂

[@MMYpvzh]

I want a cat now >:(

[@notpanda3429]

im now ready for a how to pet a dog sequel of this

[@phoenixkb134]

The mysteries of the universe have just unfolded in front of me. Thank you for this pearl of wisdom.

[@Scigam243]

Rip off of "How to pick up a duck"

[@remereiz]

Bro at least it's good and did idea copyright exists?

[@remereiz]

@Nathaniel Flores "rip off" - 🤓

[@mangocookie4790]

@@remereiz it’s literally word for word, the only difference is that they petting a cat

[@remereiz]

@@mangocookie4790 I know but it pissed off when someone said "rip off" when this short video is based.

[@remereiz]

@@mangocookie4790 it won't fucking make sense nigga.

[@itdoesntsnowhere]

Her: "So you've found urself A cat" Me: (has a million cats) 🤧

[@Iluvpie6]

Well you shouldn’t have cats if you’re 🤧

[@itdoesntsnowhere]

@@Iluvpie6 hmm?

[@Iluvpie6]

@@itdoesntsnowhere the 🤧 emoji makes it look like you’re blowing your nose because of allergies lmao so I was making a joke that you shouldn’t have so many cats if you’re allergic.

[@itdoesntsnowhere]

@@Iluvpie6 oh okay, sorry i misunderstood it 🥴 i am not allergic it was like a joke cry :)) im making no sense but byee

[@Iluvpie6]

@@itdoesntsnowhere nah, my joke was really unclear!

[@usrr.adelaide]

Me: okeh Me to a cat: hello cat, my name is human name 🙃 I’m going to pet you now

[@piehaxyt8133]

"Let the cat siff your hand" Me : Where did my thumb go ?

[@Standofffish]

No, my essay isn’t plagiarized! The essay:

[@SlapDash00]

Bro why you looking like jelly bean but litterly a bean

[@destinycybermic6930]

❌❌❌

[@UraniumInYourBasement]

"Hey mom can we get how to pick up a duck!" "No we have it at home" At home:

[@wister1011]

Extra tip: if the cat bites you in middle of the pets and licks the wound, that means her instincts are just telling her to bite you, even though she doesn’t mean it

[@bizarre_scar9133]

This is the Walmart version of “how to pick up a duck

[@Nameless_Nitwit]

wish* not Walmart