How 𝐍𝐎𝐓 To Pick Up Girls

[@dvnyi]

“Wow, you look like trash” -Steezy Kane 2019

[@byronsparks6123]

@SBoXs thanks BIAAATCHHHHHH

[@addu2471]

SBoXs Check my recent video

[@KirillKrazy]

Love you steezy I’ll see you one day 🥰

[@mercylopez4088]

WOW STEZZY LIKED YOU VID AND PINNED YOU

[@adamscott7492]

Part 2

[@haste219]

*”I was born a female”* *Steezy Kane - 2019*

[@disobey7971]

Haste ._. Yk that’s a fact so take them > “” shits off

[@bbprime5017]

He’s at University of Texas right now so I’m sure they don’t doubt him. Trans people are rampant there haha

[@chi-uk7ss]

GET OUT

[@peanutbutter9826]

@@disobey7971 I don't get haste comment

[@disobey7971]

@Peanut Butter He just making fun or pointing out the fact he said that but lately I been hearing that we where all born girls that’s crazy to know search it up it’s the truth

[@lil_rafe1823]

“Are you a beaver?” - Steezy Kane 2019

[@michaelmyers1548]

Cause -damn- girl 😁😁😁

[@swathighlights9498]

🔥🔥

[@playernumbereight]

Cuz Abraca *damn*

[@Seissmo]

Are you a magician?

[@ngormalek3814]

"Thats not even good"

[@viscaelfutbol44]

“Do you believe in aliens” Girl: I have a boyfriend

[@Bestavashvili]

💀

[@pinja5036]

Her boyfriend = 👽

[@jeremiahAflores]

“do you know where the cereal is?” Girl: I have a boyfriend same energy

[@00Shaurya.]

👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

[@masteryoungboy6151]

Yellow apple what???

[@sqdavid_3334]

“i’m gay” steezy should have said “hey gay i’m steezy” 😂

[@savageboiduh3175]

That would be corny but i would find it funny

[@savageboiduh3175]

@Cooper Robb y so toxic mate?

[@alme9048]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adriangonzalez1174]

Ok boomer

[@adammaxwell926]

Ok and .. no one cares

[@uhhkylo4417]

girl: i’m gay steezy: me too silence: steezy: oh that doesn’t work lmao he is so funny

[@mila2u938]

I love when he says that line 🤣

[@tundrawontchange]

thicc

[@zombrexgame6670]

mathematicians: - - = +

[@rorywhelan_]

She definitely wasn’t gay lmao

[@RajamaniM-ni5ht]

Say that your a lesbian, me too

[@dashidior3655]

“I’ll technically be your girlfriend” -Steezy Kane 2019

[@ellisbrown398]

1:22 😂

[@lewis7909]

“What if we were two cows in minecraft?” -Steezy Kane 2019

[@levidesser5529]

its a tik tok actually lol

[@alexn1168]

Unless...

[@Ladiantt]

-stoopids, 2019

[@muhammadilhammualim4779]

Sfx: im jokingg im jokingggggg Sorry i have.... .....

[@sushorato7435]

Lewis Elvin and Steve gave us WHEAT ahaha I’m joking I’m joking unLesS

[@jaigupta3978]

“Im gay” “yeah me too” *takes a minute* “oh wait that doesn’t work”

[@motiveyt3203]

😂😂😂😂

[@LucasGomes-op4ed]

😂😂😂

[@smashboxer9987]

Kageyama a mean boi

[@jonahcannon2820]

I read this as it happened😅

[@bigballerbrand1861]

“Did she laugh?” “Yeah” “Oh, that means she approves” I’m dead 😂

[@tc_memo1799]

😂😂

[@Omar-dq3bk]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY DONT LIKE IT!! CALL 911

[@ZacharyLaid]

Steezy: *exists* Girl: *Please leave me alone!*

[@michaelmyers1548]

It's my homie' whats up Bobby Zamora?

[@Fitness_Odyssey]

You mean Kevin

[@difl5747]

Steezy: “Wanting to make his girlfriend jealous” Steezy’s Girlfriend:

[@swathighlights9498]

😂

[@difl5747]

@Swat Highlights ty :D

[@chi-uk7ss]

GET OUT

[@dvnyi]

@@chi-uk7ss ok

[@difl5747]

@LIKE BEEGAR POLICE I’m not begging for likes lol

[@yummysauce]

Steezy: Do you know where the cereal is? Girl: sorry, I have a boyfriend.

[@ddxvy]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT BAKDKDKSJ 💀🌚

[@slumpi1722]

LoL Real Watcher

[@vlad-berzan]

That is an og vud

[@vlad-berzan]

Vid*

[@moneybagzgee32]

5:01 Girl: "I'm so sorry kevin" Steezy: "who's Kevin? Is that who you're on the phone with?" Girl: "no. Isn't that your name" Steezy: "oh, oh yea that is my name" I jus can't lmao

[@peacefulrelic7315]

obs_gee i saw it right as I read this

[@RepolloMusic_]

My name is kevin lol

[@ahaksnwnak3429]

kevin tellez wow that’s incredible 👏🏽 👏🏽 no way

[@robloxgiveaways8463]

@@RepolloMusic_ same

[@ptGian-wf4bs]

I was literally dying for 30min because it was so funny

[@madhavsharma3095]

Steezy - “I’m gay” “Sorry I have a boyfriend.”

[@manofgod7622]

*NOT ANYMORE*

[@cooperwobken8665]

“I’m sorry I’m gay” “So am I” “Oh wait that doesn’t work”

[@swathighlights9498]

😂

[@iyannamac9481]

“Are u a beaver” “A beaver” “Cause damn girl “ “That’s not even good” “Are u a magician” “Cause abracadamn girl” “That’s even worse”

[@leriku2270]

At the beaver joke he said dam coz beavers make dams bruh

[@kieranruysink7136]

@@leriku2270 no way... Thats why he said damnnnn

[@Nathan-so5hi]

@@kieranruysink7136 omg no way I didn't realise

[@kieranruysink7136]

@@Nathan-so5hi haha

[@Nathan-so5hi]

@@kieranruysink7136 I know that guy GAME OVER is definitely a 6 year old

[@noicesis8165]

professional heterosexual 5 seconds later “im gay” me too

[@montolevenski237]

noice sis imagine thinking thats funny

[@danielharma7689]

Me too

[@noicesis8165]

he said it, not me 😳

[@matthewstavares7170]

“is this a joke?” steezy- “no this is love” 😂

[@itzphxnicz]

Boys: Asking a question not referring to dating Girls: “I have a boyfriend”

[@TJ-hx3dm]

Keep it at 69 likes

[@itzphxnicz]

K7mp_K28r no 😭

[@mxyxpxn]

All Girls already sense that boys are hitting on them! xD

[@renjiwrld7901]

"Why is the comment section like this now" -Me 2019

[@Elcompalui712]

Fusion 360 Fusion 360 fr😂

[@eternal___2414]

True It doesn’t make sense how ppl keeps copying each other

[@Soul-et7yz]

Lmao

[@louissakamoto6867]

Pewdiepie

[@zombrexgame6670]

pewdiepie and the joker meme ( i know is a joke)

[@xplict3489]

“If you wanna be like me, just simply be like me.” -Steezy Kane 2019

[@FullTank444]

Her: is this a joke Him: no this is love -Steezy Kane 2019

[@Mkayy.]

therealfireface -steezy gay*

[@elmergarcia5253]

Mkayy hahah so funny😐😐😐

[@chodak.black14]

“What if, you and me, were two cows in Minecraft. And Steve made us breed haha. I’m joking, I’m joking. Unless😏” -Steezy Kane 2019

[@suckurmomma2079]

It had me rolling over all the place 😂

[@plusisaac]

Why is no one mentioning “professional heterosexual”

[@odd_slash4234]

Cus he is

[@00Shaurya.]

BUT HE A PROFESSIONAL HETEROSEXUAL THO

[@ahaksnwnak3429]

you’re probably a professional homosexual

[@b1gBud00bo1]

Cam Newton heterosexual*

[@ahaksnwnak3429]

Flower Boy i said homosexual on purpose

[@nostello4848]

“Um sorry I’m gay” Steezy:” oh I’m gay to”

[@theneandnly6733]

Too*

[@user-iy4yl8oz4g]

@@theneandnly6733 too*

[@user-iy4yl8oz4g]

"Um, sorry I'm gay" Steezy:" Oh I'm gay too".

[@calebnolimit]

NsCrxzy YT shut up Blasphy said “too*”

[@user-iy4yl8oz4g]

@@calebnolimit Aight

[@lucas.0331]

“Hi, my name is Steezy Kane” “I broke up with my girlfriend” Hahahahahahaha

[@crayyan2552]

Steezy lost his pimples before I could even get a haircut

[@bradleyy1646]

Steezy: How not to pick up girl Me: But that's actually how steezy talk to girls

[@anelo_]

I think that was the whole point of the vid lmao

[@bradleyy1646]

@@anelo_ hmmm good point

[@blackmantis3130]

@@bradleyy1646 nice of you to point that out

[@molyface8747]

"I'm gay" Steezy: can you like un-gay real quick?

[@thegamingstar6833]

LMAO😭✋💀😂

[@pj254]

Steezy out of no where: *HI* No one: Michael from VSauce: Well hello there!

[@David-yx9fm]

hey vsauce, michael here

[@jobsandcareers8283]

Shrek Wes 😂😂😂

[@sevenfivemusic9221]

KZbin: *New From Steezy* Me: Well, guess I’m going to school late

[@Salsa-kn6jc]

IG: lilrarie it’s Friday...

[@yummysauce]

IG: lilrarie - it’s Friday smh 🤦‍♂️

[@theartofkombatt]

IG: lilrarie it’s Friday afternoon what r u on

[@pedzimudzingwa]

It's Friday and depending on where you live its 5:30 - 9:30 unless you live in the UK or Japan or something then it would be Saturday..

[@oswaldoperez6375]

GamingWith Jordan get tf out of here self promoter dam

[@benhibbert4705]

“What happens to steezys merch, I swear he had that hat right?” -Me 2019

[@gavan8]

Steezy : do the opposite of what I'm doing ALSO steezy : *wears clothes*

[@MyronBS]

Omg

[@sebastianking24]

@@MyronBS LO L

[@cwerkzz]

Nobody: Steezy: Professional Heterosexual

[@thedt7746]

Wdym "no one" I'm a prohetero too

[@cwerkzz]

thed t it’s a joke my friend and 70 other people seemed to understand

[@dylanvillez2319]

her: i’m so sorry kevin steezy: who is kevin? is that the you are on the phone with? her: isn’t that your name? also steezy: ohhh yeah that is my name

[@thesenutzz6466]

"Has anyone ever told you look like a goldfish" "No why" "Cuz you a snack that smiles back"

[@ivanjams4427]

Thx for the help

[@yonkerr5515]

✍️snack✍️that✍️smiles✍️back✍️ got it!

[@yamete_kudasai6969]

Ayo

[@huhrawz]

*”oH yEa tHaT iS mY nAmE”* -Steezy Kane 2019

[@quantaviousoliverfigglebot7552]

*"abracadamn girl"* -Steezy 2019

[@ashleia]

Yo I’m sick almost throwing up and I’m watching this. CHANGED MY WHOLE MOOD GO A POSITIVE LOL

[@ianh5426]

steezy: did she laugh girl: yeah steezy: that means she excepts

[@sterben5405]

Ian H approves*

[@thedt7746]

Approves

[@ElixirTV]

thank you kevin for the great advice

[@andrewjacobs6576]

My boy steezy doesn’t stop with the bangers

[@andrewjacobs6576]

Thanks Steezy for the heart

[@psycho-wc6hh]

steezy is literally my fav KZbinr

[@ella-nm8nv]

“If you wanna be like me, just simply be like me” lol

[@Koldxlone]

“Old lady’s are my Fetish “ -Steezy kane 2019

[@user-hb3ed7qu8r]

100th like

[@anthonyanddantepickens524]

“Are you a magician” -Steezy Kane 2019

[@blowi7913]

Anthony Dante abra ca dam girl

[@okokarleth]

Tycoon that’s even worse

[@vinny______3760]

This is why we love you, Steezy.

[@jackbertalotto2998]

“isn’t that your name?” “oh- oh yeah that is my name” i’m literally dead 😂😂

[@TrumpyJake]

steezy: exists *everyone: StEeZy 2019*

[@josiahdomster9010]

Steezy: *Breathes* Girls: *Aight ima head out*

[@jonida_u3709]

Steezy: **heart beats** Everyone: *-Steezy Kane 2019*

[@thatperson613]

Underrated

[@cooliyt]

I'm sorry I'm gay. "Oh I am too. Wait that doesnt work." -Steezy Kane 2019

[@chickennugs9261]

0:40 that squirrel was just chilling in the tree

[@giot1097]

4:32 Imagine what was going through her mind 😂😂😂

[@JackGish69]

Your success has inspired me to try to make a name for myself on this platform❤️love your content bro

[@giot1097]

5:36 You should of been like "When I run into something... It hurts the pole"

[@jdubs37]

That noise too...😁

[@Haqurs]

2:49 “You have somebody else’s number in there” 😂😂

[@rexwolfare]

My man steezy is the guy who takes in : cringe, akward moments, rejection, and lols 😂

[@br70n]

Fearless: it takes me 2 months to upload Steezy: I’m gonna end this man career

[@lihammozz3159]

BrYaN WaS hErE ok

[@ThunderTK]

LMAO "Thats the name of my mother!" "oh really?" "Yeah.. she died last year though" *oh*

[@niamhfalanitule]

Her:I’m sorry I’m gay Steezy: oh me too Also steezy:oh that doesn’t work. 😂😂

[@briannaayala4383]

The key is to make a women laugh and you mastered it 😂 good for you steezy lmao

[@JustIKONIK]

i love this guy , this guy never clickbaits .

[@amisihattaway781]

Girl: I’m so sorry kevin Steely:who’s Kevin is that who your on the phone with rn Girl: isn’t that your name Steezy:oh ya it is my name 😂

[@abirchowdhury5697]

"Is this a joke" "No. This is LOVE" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@m.t2954]

U should say “are you a sea lion because i want to sea you lion in my bed”😂

[@primewinxxy2288]

p0w3r3d_ Ninja he should have said I want my snake to be in you’re garden.

[@nikolas6690]

I love how Steezy can make conversations really awkvard like instantly

[@mila2u938]

I love Steezy, he reminds me of my son, hair, skin color, handsome kiddos 😊 Steezy makes me laugh because he’s so awkward with his pickup lines and he doesn’t even care how the person feels about it 🤣 Thank you Steezy for making us laugh and putting a smile on our faces 😁💕💕💕

[@ghosterawilly]

"What if me and you were 2 cows in Minecraft and Steve made us breed" *REAL SMOOTH*

[@owamipoppymaduna5075]

"what if we were like 2 cows in Minecraft and Steve made us breed" Steezy - 2019

[@dollarg8632]

Nobody: Steezy: omg you look like trash...... Means I should take you out Me: I have learned from a master of all pick up lines

[@user-vv5ju3fj1p]

Now go forth and multiply

[@prodhussainAli]

That 2 cows in minecraft had me dead lol🤣🤣

[@nitrobro2715]

My boi Steezy. I've seen ur other vids and I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry about all those times when u got rejected by girls. The right girl is gonna come around to u very very soon. Trust me. I'm single and am a sophomore in high school. Btw, most girlfriends don't come until later in life. When u get the right girlfriend I wish u the best of luck with her. In the meantime keep grindin' out videos for us to watch. Much love and support, NitroBro27 :D

[@JamaicaRealLife]

Why does the start of this video give me the airline safety briefing video vibe🧐

[@steinvee]

“are you a musician?” “Cause daaaaaaaammmmnn girl”

[@WombaatOfficial]

“I just broke up with my ex” - Steezy 2019

[@patrickmeyer4705]

Steezy: make the exact opposite opposite of what I’m doing Also steezy: not being awkward. Viewers: awkward as hell to girls

[@aliyapringle7106]

2:10 this is my favorite part her face dough🤣😂

[@SebastianFlores-ik7hh]

"So that the other person wont feel left out" The words of a kind cheating man. Steezy - 2019

[@ymnulh1495]

Girl: sorry kevin Steezy: whos kevin.. Is that who u were on the phone with? Girl: what no i thought ur name was kevin Steezy: oh yeah that is my name.

[@lukeortiz8031]

"Hi I'm Kevin" - Steezy Kane 2019 😂

[@karthikthiagarajan4705]

This vid ended me!!! Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂😭😭 Steezy is the man!! 💪🏾🤙🏾🤛🏾🙌🏾

[@connoroballe6862]

Congrats on 2mill bro

[@ymnulh1495]

Steezy: hi Blah blah blah blah 10 mins later Mid convo: Randomly Steezy: my names kevin

[@duhpartialy7486]

4:38 that made me fricking laugh like a ghast in Minecraft

[@violin0123]

I clicked this video expecting to cringe like crazy But instead I laughed like crazy Great video man!

[@mysticalG33]

lol steezy cane has no problem embarrassing himself, I wish I had his ways😂

[@ManicHD]

5:36 MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH 😂

[@nickolledrane1711]

Steezy: *breathes* Girls: UuM i HaVe A bOyFrIeNd😬

[@TheOne-tl6nj]

The opposite of this if you really have a bf to let it be known in a non autistic femidocuhe way lol

[@aldaplacid]

Don’t lie who’s watching while reading comments?😂😃✊🏽

[@ismailmustafa5068]

When do you not 😂

[@duhpartialy7486]

"Im jokin Im jokin... Unless😏"

[@Datboiijb]

This is the best vid I’ve seen in a while beside sml videos

[@tayseer7553]

Yo that sweatshirt is fire!!!!!

[@ViralSlices]

This gets so awkward that it’s embarrassing for even me to watch

[@junhinloi]

Girl: I have a boyfriend You: Yea, I have a math test tomorrow. Girl: So...? You: Oh, I was just naming things we can both cheat on ;)

[@itssam2975]

*"Daaaaaaammnnnn girl"* -Steezy 2019

[@raiuz7935]

And... This is why we watch Steezy:)

[@peanutwars]

I’m so glad I had the idea to look this up this is truly hilarious

[@deathlyaep5254]

How to NOT pick up girls Drops the girl and leaves