How to play chess properly

[@chess]

i've got to write this down 📝

[@zephen]

No way

[@jimbobhk2009]

Hi chess, I’m a huge fan

[@MarcoMa210]

No fucking way its chess himself

[@big_numbers]

The god of chess has come

[@evexec07]

Y'all oughta add it as a variant

[@tarastrong6875]

They didn't even have to roll the dice. Very good sportsmanship!

[@888fevertime]

***** Oh, speaking of, did they ever get the rooks out of that goat?

[@netherking0409]

They may have flipped a coin beforehand

[@Icysandwich]

Not a single trap card in sight, very gentleman of both of them to not use an underhanded technique

[@finniko1995]

I think Short could have used either the reverse card or the skip card to have the upper hand in the late game. Unless of course Kasparov had a Wild Draw Four card in his hand, but it was highly unlikely

[@simonfredriksson255]

what do you know abotu thta bitch

[@YTDeepshock]

How professional chess commentary sounds to most people.

[@CGoldthorpe]

Είναι όλα ελληνικά για μένα

[@camden_2268]

@@CGoldthorpe that works too

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

@@CGoldthorpe why

[@sawyerhamm8220]

Oh, I get it

[@MyselfTheodore]

@@sawyerhamm8220 I don't

[@ZeneonOMEGA]

The fact the BBC logo is on the top-left hand corner makes this ten times funnier.

[@IboxingkangerooI]

"Hurry up and play your pathetic card, Yugi." "My deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba." *starts pissing all over the field*

[@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273]

"NOW, PREPARE FOR I HAVE PLAYED THE OCEAN AREA EFFECT, WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW KAIBA?!?"

[@waffles6280]

@@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 obviously the only counter is to drink the pee

[@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273]

@@waffles6280 of course

[@Tokiko]

This was obviously scripted. You can tell by the last two moves, since SCS can’t be used to answer Kisses on The Baker. Also, Kasperov’s piss is completely clear, which makes me believe he was actually using a bottle of water he shook.

[@lionsmith3944]

"I cast high tide"

[@iLupi]

So this is that 4D Chess that everyone’s been talking about.

[@oblongdude5312]

Sheldons final version is quite different in the show

[@NStripleseven]

Good game irl, try it.

[@NStripleseven]

5d chess is good as well

[@slobberyflame19]

7D

[@funniecheeseman]

I thought it was chess boxing

[@Angelo-z2i]

What a shame, if Short waited long enough it would have been Easter and he could have resurrected the Chessiah

[@dorian4191]

4 years

[@MrRiddle0]

@@dorian4191 1 month

[@Dersephh]

@@MrRiddle0 1 hour

[@kapsaysin]

@@Dersephh 1 hour again.

[@Aphelia.]

@@kapsaysin 22 minutes.

[@UnholyHoliness]

Short blundered here at 1:33. A wise option would be to upgrade his remaining bishop into a hotel, eradicating the original church and replacing it with a monopolist cult, taxing Kasparov’s Megachessatron and extorting a quarter of the board, which he can then use his tax money to buy the king, wining the game using the Monopoly Man Exchange Gambit.

[@jacobg5122]

See the problem is that when the next game starts you'll still have to deal with the oppressed class, since they won't forget that kind of thing. You'll never keep the unit cohesion after a move like that which is why it's pretty much always reserved for the final game in the set.

[@bluepotato8187]

You forget- as Kasparov has no queen, he can freely convert to Shia Islam, which means he negates 76% of all taxes imposed on him by the other side. Additionally, as short is lacking a bishop, Kasparov could convert Short's pieces into Islam and claim a religious victory.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

He's such a good sport that he shook Kasparov's hand when he just finished urinating and didn't wash it

[@Lost_Games]

It appears we both got recommended this video at the same time... neat!

[@pablitotorres8254]

You're everywhere

[@nymphoflove]

Get a job

[@kayagorzan]

Yes indeed

[@kailacine4382]

Sir, with respect, shoo.

[@joshuarubenstein2298]

Finally. After all these years. Chess 2.

[@fyra_cat2119]

This is 4d chess

[@ElliottBelser]

Chess 2 wasn't half as good as this. I mean Chess 2 was an Ouya game for Gods sake.

[@kikitapika9565]

@Eric Lee 4

[@s.c.p-foundation6923]

@@fyra_cat2119 But 5d chess is already a thing tho?

[@michaelbauers8800]

@@s.c.p-foundation6923 Well, 5D time traveling chess collapses down to 4D chess, if you analyze the available axis of freedom. I have yet to understand why the creator called it 5D chess. It's a 2D grid of 2D boards, so 2*2=4 dimensions. Maybe 5D was used to add additional confusion to an already confusing game. I honestly STILL am not always sure when checkmate occurs...because you can just be playing along, and BAM, it's checkmate, and neither player knows why. Then you analyze the position, and after the most recent move, some piece on the next player's turn could capture the king in the past, and you can't change the past.

[@station428]

I died at "upgrading his queen to a hotel"

[@heatherperleberg7816]

I'm sorry to hear that, Station.

[@ofirgutnick2830]

Rest in peace, Station.

[@123thebigguy9]

Tell techno I said hi

[@thisisfine4093]

Station...was like a father to me

[@SkylarGlider]

Same and "He's turning his pawns into a Megachessatron"

[@tigerlover2853]

“Aww, that’s Christmas over.” “Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a Megachessatron.” Well, that escalated quickly.

[@ThaRealEnzyl]

Immediately followed by “Short is converting his Queen to a Hotel”

[@ChronDoc024]

@@ThaRealEnzylAnd then "Kasparov's queen has been revealed to be an imitation"

[@slebbeog]

Yes, that was said in the video we just saw. Why would you repeat it?

[@tigerlover2853]

@@slebbeog I just wanted to highlight that moment specifically.

[@LoraCoggins]

"Oh hey, it's Christmas!" "Well now Christmas is over." *M E G A C H E S S A T R O N*

[@mt9456]

Lovely swing

[@randomdude1890]

S T O N E C O L D S T E V E A U S T I N

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

funny how after Christmas the board reverted back to the last actual move that would be played in a real game

[@middlepinfromwiisports4089]

@@randomdude1890 P I S S I N G O N T H E B O A R D

[@tongli4883]

@@potatoheadpokemario1931 Ah yes, the pawn that has infiltrated black’s camp in between a8 and b7

[@rg2359]

How the hell did Short lose this match? His opening strategy was flawless and Kasparov just made mistake after mistake - he couldn't even make a goddamn unicorn and lost his megachessatron.

[@NicoUnken]

This is why you never give up.

[@TheKingShyGuy.]

After short's church fell apart it left him open, so he changed his queen into a hotel, but his monarchy fell apart. Leaving his king open to the power of urine.

[@thrandompug2254]

his piss stream was stonger

[@apathymanthemundane4165]

I think short should have republicized, rather than go for the hotel.

[@CpnGame]

Kasparov had the foresight to drink plenty of fluids before the match, and that made all the difference.

[@FuzzBugBea]

Love how the black rook is still inverted during Christmas

[@DynoSkrimisher]

If he reverts, it confuse everyone again.

[@NetheriteMiner]

@@DynoSkrimisher Nah if he inverted again, he'd be in Australia.

[@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790]

@@NetheriteMiner the Cook strategy. Highly controversial due to it's ability to deport any pieces the opponent makes a blunder with, but undeniably effective.

[@samcollins5655]

An inversion is for life, not just for Christmas

[@lounoneofyourbeeswax2488]

@@NetheriteMiner innit bruv

[@MarigoldWisp]

I'm sorry but 1:23 _"Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a mega chess-a-tron."_ is the coldest fucking line

[@kronosbach5263]

It really is.

[@judesliggoo]

No it isn't.

[@bunnerkins]

I favour 2:09 "But will he have the pressure to shoo Shorts King away?"

[@stupidyrh]

@@judesliggooshut up

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@bunnerkins *slew

[@overseereros7935]

Poor white pawn that went to spy on the enemy got pissed on. Friendly fire needs to be turned off for the urination

[@failure4452]

Friendly fire can only be disabled if you have the blessing of the ancients, allowing you to spend a turn cloaking your pieces and pawns to that form of damage. Which, of course, first requires tributing two pieces to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon, obtainable into one’s deck by getting 5-0 wipe at the Christmas football intermission.

[@halo.r]

Gotta sac the king to make Notch for one round to disable friendly fire

[@halo.r]

@@failure4452 nah he could sac all his pieces and get 100% luck to summon Exits the forbidden

[@maradupras7278]

Those are 2 sentences that I never thought I would read but here we are.

[@DBSilver2024]

Double Agent

[@_username]

"How do i play chess?" Google: *Shows a normal video* Bing:

[@phibit]

Other way around bud

[@10zin9]

H

[@benjaminstacy9329]

@40seen s17gil11 LMAO XD

[@juicypopcookie]

Bing is awesome

[@Zekr0_]

Bing > google 😂

[@TheRealGovika]

"He's made his knight into a unicorn, obviously playing the long game."

[@Corsaka]

is that meant to be a reference to something

[@TheRealGovika]

@@Corsaka He says it in the first minute

[@zeldamage001]

Obviously.

[@Rockinxsteve]

There's different variations of openings in chess. some are called opened which are generally fast, some are closed which are long games

[@hamsterdam1942]

@@TheRealGovika "He says it in the first minute" So what? Does your comment have any meaning or you're just quoted the video which I watched literally just now?

[@Big.G12]

As a pro chess player I can confirm this is how you play chess properly.

[@notthebees2950]

What's your elo?

[@shitbeats100]

@@notthebees2950 200 i know im a super mega grandmaster

[@neiiiiiiyyyy]

​@@notthebees2950 2000000 probably

[@stare4539]

FLax

[@31redorange08]

As an amateur chess player, I can confirm that the video is a parody and OP has no fucking clue what they're talking about.

[@theholyegg6917]

How did he even win??. He didn’t even call Uno

[@jacobgoldman2887]

If you look closely at the quick poker game they played, Kasparov only revealed his worse cards. He didn't even play the giant cloud octopus. He did this because it allowed him to deploy it later while pissing, and therefor not have to call uno. He really is a master of the long game. Hope this answers your question

[@ayadii97]

Well don't forget the no talking rule in chess mate.. you need to follow the rules of chess

[@thadamasterisepic]

Traditionally, instead of speaking when calling uno in chess, you'd instead angrily shake the board, whatever pieces that's fallen over from this is merely just casualties.

[@teddyababybear3315]

@@jacobgoldman2887 u ruined it

[@eow4317]

Well you don’t need to say Uno if your opponent has no cards left

[@krimson_flux]

"plays e4" "that's the classic Rasputin opening"

[@wifflewaffel]

As a chess player I can confirm that that is not called that

[@krimson_flux]

@@wifflewaffel I was actually scratching my head a bit because I thought it was an opening that I was never taught before but then it hit me

[@theodorepinnock1517]

@@krimson_flux It is in fact called a 'King's Pawn Game'.

[@I_Am_Veks]

@@theodorepinnock1517 I'm pretty sure that's the Rasputin opening

[@bossinater43]

And his opponent knows what he's doing with 1... e5, the classic Jonathan response!

[@AegisAuras]

If Short didn’t lose momentum to take down the Christmas decorations he could’ve spent that turn studying necromancy and use that advantage to revive units from his previous match.

[@hudsongarwood7218]

Rookie mistake

[@realdragon]

Fair but necromancy is countered easily by rolling 12 or above

[@jimmylundblom9370]

@@realdragon That may be true, but if you reanimate a megachessatron, you can easily get a 25 killstreak to nuke the board before that ever happens. You can't roll dice until after the first piece of exodia has been drawn. Since they never got to the draw faze because nobody played and uno +2 or 4, rolling could not be done.

[@NightNinjaishere]

@@jimmylundblom9370 he could of still use the barkov method and played nicol bolas in defense mode to draw 3 cards and then use all the chaos emeralds to instantly knock out his megachessatron

[@onyourleft9273]

@@NightNinjaishere true but the piss meta can easily counter the megachessatron however if you spec into defence you’re chessatron may survive but that requires you to sacrifice points in offence and movement so a tank build is a lose-lose situation because with less movement speed the queen-bishop combo has a 93% rate of taking down chessatrons so I think the next patch should buff the chessatrons and ban the pissing move though that would be controversial since the male audience will fell left out and that would lead to the bankruptcy of the world chess organisation and that would lead to an economy crash leading to a world war over oil which would lead to a nuclear fallout and given the lack of a stable economy caused by the ban of the pissing meta I assume the last of the human species would die out within a decade

[@eliahtheguy]

The fact that I clicked on this to actually get good at chess makes this video so much better

[@nito8066]

i clicked on here cuz i was researching the battle of anarchy cheese

[@RJLpt]

Damn, Garry Kasparov forgot to say Uno!

[@exhaleinhale999]

oh fuck, I didn't even notice, this could have changed the game! yes i know it's been 6 years leave me alone

[@longcx7242]

Hey

[@RJLpt]

@@exhaleinhale999 hahaha :D

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@longcx7242 Hi

[@cooldude9798]

He didnt even sink Short's battleship!

[@AegisAuras]

This is why they had to separate into women’s and men’s divisions. Men had too much of a natural advantage within the pissing meta.

[@nahyankamale9989]

Also don’t forget that womans could squirt all over the place making all of the enemy immobilized, this combo with the the queen chess could wipe out the entire formation with only a skills and 1 ult activation. Very op meta that almost get ban from the international chess championship.

[@satanichiamcdowell6298]

Or myabe because they just don't want them to do the dirty in a middle of a chess match

[@nanorbogin896]

This has created a lot of controversy within the women's division, as transgender women who haven't had surgery yet are dominating due to their pissing advantage.

[@Karthik-kt24]

I feel many people here watch Tier Zoo too

[@tonytorchia7929]

I ruined the 769

[@irchadesfacuze2885]

"still diagonally, some traditions die hard" got me dead 😂😂

[@hungryleolord6043]

"She will have to leave, she can of course leave in any direction she likes"

[@vedran3775]

"Kasparov, Kasparov trying to convert one of his rooks into a unicorn, uhh that hasn't worked at all"

[@lorenzo7059]

yeah u died hard lmao

[@kamuikadet6538]

Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a mega chessatron

[@ManpreetSingh-hj8st]

"Short's upgrading his queen into a hotel"

[@danielduhzgaming3070]

Hitting the Megachessatron was actually a great play, it gave the person playing Black a huge advantage and gave them a chance to win using the cards, which could have seen him skip his opponents turn with a skip card from Uno. Unfortunately he didnt get lucky and earlier the spy had stolen his skip card, meaning it was all planned and calculated by the person playing white. Despite this White still had to use the meta and pissed all over the board, winning the game. It was clear the white player was pulling the strings the entire time

[@notsansutplays8178]

They were Short (black) and Kasparov (white)

[@leroyspeelt]

Hitting the chessatron might have been a bad play for black because the chessatron wouldve prevented the piss from htting blacks king

[@kurisader7914]

How board games expect you to play: "Follow the rules" "Play fair" "enjoy your time with others" How we actually play board games:

[@Pearkyx]

Rule 1, there are no rules

[@Crazylom]

D&D*

[@darkguardian9809]

Ignore the first two to achieve the third

[@kevinperez8213]

The way he casually says “He conglomerates all his pawns and forms a mega chessatron.” Is just so goddamn funny to me

[@Saw321lol]

For a moment I thought he was gonna say the pawns unionized

[@redfilms710]

I see you everywhere man!

[@shaadow3242]

“Conglomerating” lmao

[@viderevero1338]

​@@redfilms710 No, you see his profile picture. It's a Vince reference.

[@redfilms710]

@@shaadow3242 Ah, I see

[@jacefairis1289]

Short made a pretty amateur mistake - the megachessatron was clearly a trap to get him to knock it off, exposing his king to a clear shot from the penis. What he should've done is upgraded his Unicorn to a Siege Pegasus, then use it to take over China to get the 7 extra men at the end of every turn - Kasparaov would've had to roll two 6s to defend against the might of the Siege Pegasus. From there, you can convert all the men you get into mana to summon Emrakul, the Aeons Torn - it doesn't matter what color your pieces are, because Emrakul only uses colorless mana. From there it's easy to win.

[@Nickyyy-]

You're trying too hard

[@makaron369]

@@Nickyyy- maybe, but i thought it was funny regardless

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Next time we play chess I want you on my team.

[@SyrNikoliTheBastardous]

Kasparov should've played his +4, summoned his Charizard in attack mode, then let his opponent play the slam dunk, in which he'll touchdown to crank a couple of 90's and snipe him, his opponent would've acquired a blue shell, so Kasparov will find the hypotenuse of the bishop's triangle

[@Shenaldrac]

Actually colorless mana doesn't exist. There is simply a symbol that indicates that any mana may be used, this is a slight but *crucial* difference that must be remembered when sacrificing pieces of any color to summon an eldritch horror.

[@F1nop]

“Kasparov pissing all over the board” got me dying.

[@a.h.s.3006]

I can't believe this sketch is only 2:23 minutes, it was so packed

[@ceoofcomedy3009]

"Two minutes twenty-three seconds minutes"

[@slicedbombings8402]

I want this video to be A N I M A T E D

[@mmm-ek4cm]

of course you can't believe it is 2 minutes and 23 seconds because it is 2 minutes and 24 seconds

[@Rangadus]

@@slicedbombings8402Suggestion taken into consideration. Thank you.

[@yuya0064]

this definitely felt longer than 2:23 minutes

[@n3gi_]

The moment he filped his rook, i knew I've been bated.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

I saw the duration first and thought "... this is a shitpost, isn't it", but I'm glad I took the bait.

[@daniellukonics2246]

I mean, the "properly" kind of implied some sort of treachery imo 😂

[@thsbh2]

I caught on at “the classic Rasputin opening.”

[@joeywood4876]

Did you not look at the thumb nail, you would have seen all those pawns surowning a fainted pawn buddy...ok ....ok.

[@mrkiky]

"the rasputin opening" wait, since when is 1.e4 called rasputin opening? "the jonathan response" oh ok...

[@aidan6620]

I legit thought the inverted rook was a strategy at first like "is he marking his rook for a move later?" and then just " *_o h_* "

[@kyoken2007]

Like, who doesn't?

[@boyfromthemountains]

We have a move in which you invert you rook it's when a pawn is promoted and another queen is required and one of the rooks is off the bord! 😎

[@theteutonking3306]

@@boyfromthemountains I dont think thats official...

[@boyfromthemountains]

@@theteutonking3306 it's not official it's just what we do so I could relate to it!

[@DD-is3ng]

Shubham Thakur Yeah same here. One of my rooks got taken out so I just flipped it over to act as my second queen. Don’t ask how I have two queens.

[@amazecat4238]

I love how this starts out making fun of chess opening names and quickly descends into absurdity

[@paprus5972]

Kasparov made a good play by placing the spy in Short's ranks. That spy actually caused the schism in Short's bishops, which prevented him from making the Pope. The pope would have prevented Short from having to take down the christmas decorations, which would have allowed Short to easily counter the Megachessatron AND develop his pieces. This would've left Kasparov in a losing position, due to his lack of pawns.

[@zewzit]

exactly, and if Short was not delayed because of the christmas decorations, Kasparov would have to pay for staying at Short's hotel, giving Short enough money to special summon the church property, reuniting his bishop workforce. Alas, Short took too long, and even activated Kasparov's trap card of revealing his queen's actress whenever a hole in one is made, which only made Kasparov's bladder grow fuller and fuller...

[@leroyspeelt]

@@zewzit but then the opponent uses his 1 time use special ability = shitting all over the board

[@mohamedazadabdulrahman3226]

countering the MEGACHESSATRON is enough since Kasparov already lost his pawns because he used all the pawns to make the MEGACHESSATRON

[@wildfire9280]

@@leroyspeelt Genius counter when your opponent starts with the weaker of the bladder/bowel movements.

[@deleted-something]

Yes

[@wedzonynapojgazowany4933]

He's upgrading his queen into a hotel xD This is the most beautiful thing ever.

[@wooper2434]

Not the best move though, after short converted, the king was left in shambles, and the hierarchy fell. Simply put, it left the king open to a piss attack

[@DavidBrit101]

Yet he gave the money to Kasparov

[@MICROKNIGHT3000]

Is this... a s*x joke...?

[@zewzit]

that was definiitely the part where I burst laughed xD. Best move

[@vi2e]

@@MICROKNIGHT3000 yes! the hotel is a whorehouse!

[@Twolol]

i realized this isnt how chess works after 1:24

[@patrickbilan3654]

Just get royal fush then you get ez run

[@biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920]

It wasn’t the pawn fainting that did it for you

[@MortazaviGames]

Wait, this isn't how chess works?

[@moarisakeerysime4744]

All we need is a spy, and a lot of hotels. That way you wouldn't be supply blocked plus you got vision from that changeling into pawn.

[@Volatile127]

I died with the chessatron

[@gabrielbrown3382]

Oh sure, when he pisses on the king, he gets applause; but when I do it, it's called tyranny

[@kaelthunderhoof5619]

Mine would split into 2. There would be civil war.

[@FloatingSunfish]

I finally see why there are countless books on this ancient, complex game.

[@msck64x]

I was actually expecting an actual chess tutorial bit this was so much better loved every second of it

[@54045trevor]

This is an actual chess tutorial, what do you mean?

[@yourlocaldoomer]

same

[@8bitbumps]

What are you talking about? I thought the whizz-biz was the most common chess tactic ever?

[@tumblingartist]

It’s very proper

[@yasinnikpour3566]

i actually thought too but its great especially the pissing part

[@KZ-wl5by]

The fact that there wasn’t one UNO reverse card played throughout the whole match really shows the sportsmanship between both opponents. Honorable win by white, and a well fought match by black.

[@Chris-vf8fe]

Even if there was, I believe Kasperov had a counterspell in his opening hand

[@astuteanansi4935]

@@Chris-vf8fe If Short had drawn all pieces of Exodia this match could have gone very differently though

[@Chris-vf8fe]

@@astuteanansi4935 damn, 3 years ago me was funny! Thanks for this

[@Panda-24]

I came here to genuinely learn something about chess but I am not disappointed.

[@0Bennyman]

"Ahh this is an actual documentary" *Flips Rook Upsidedown* "Ahh this is an actual documentary"

[@felixmurat1677]

My thoughts exactly.

[@-coolerlegothings-9784]

Love the Rasputin opening

[@JustSmileyFace...]

Yes, this is totally how chess works

[@tamsuemomwife]

Ahh this is an actual mockmentary.

[@tumblingartist]

It’s a proper documentary

[@dsdat11]

As a person trying to learn chess, *I'm not dissapointed.* *100% not clickbait*

[@blackdragoncyrus]

You mean disappointed

[@someoneontheinternet40]

@@blackdragoncyrus no. disapoented

[@asrieldreemurrthe1st]

@@someoneontheinternet40 *desiapionteed

[@Big_RandyTM]

@@asrieldreemurrthe1st *deezahpownteid

[@guramee]

@@Big_RandyTM *deeznutpointed

[@autumn4442]

This is when I use the Tennison gambit: Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

[@l3on500]

Yes, it can be helpful. But in my opinion, the Death Star opening allows for a better combo with the shiny charizard card

[@bow8548]

@@l3on500 The Inter Continental Ballistic Missile Variation is an actual strategy where you position your knight to fork the queen and the rook and also opening up an attack on the queen, if your opponent takes the knight with their king which is the only possible piece that can take the knight, then the queen loses its only defender and is taken, a knight for a queen trade is pretty bad though, considering that opens up your opponent to pull a shiny Lugia if set up correctly

[@prajwalkrishnabhat5539]

@@bow8548 bro, u just ruined the vibes man. That's wiggity wack yo.

[@bow8548]

@@prajwalkrishnabhat5539 gotta inform the public about the shiny Lugia gambit bro sorry

[@atomic647]

@@bow8548 yes shiny lugia gambit is good but a first edition holographic charizard counters it very well and allows for a clean conversion into shiny charizard, which is a better winning strategy. the optimal play against this combination is the lightsaber pro max, which has a hidden bonus against shiny charizard, but that falls to the pissong strategy and to intercontinental ballistic missile variation. however these strategies are not very well known, so in a public tournament the shiny lugia gambit works well.

[@andrebonilla7171]

Little brother:I can play chess like a God. Also him during the game

[@scorpion4074]

Kasparov really took a calculated risk here, he had Short in the perfect position to launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M Cold-Launched Three-staged Solid-Propellant Silo-Based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile towards Short's king, but decided to minimise casualties and prevent damage to Mrs Bond the Baker with his peeing manoeuvre. Well played

[@123thebigguy9]

The Geneva convention would have been brought up if he had considered launching it. The pieces had played Football with them therefore, they didnt want everyone to die. Anyways, the spy was still in there. It was smart not to use that move in my opinion .

[@edmontonboy99]

That’s the Kasparov Piddle for ya, not a great move but I enjoy letting myself out.

[@thesithofearth3617]

I wonder if he even knows how to protect a shopping trolley from a grenade

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

Geez, you sound like Bosnian Ape Society

[@blackseir6390]

Ah the ol tennison gambit variation

[@squiddog8933]

Hopefully we'll get these features in Chess 2

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

I just hope they nerf the Megachessatron in the next patch, damn thing is way too OP right now.

[@l3on500]

@@CidGuerreiro1234 True, but you gotta admit that the "get out of jail free" card from the Summer patch has brought some balance back into the game

[@Dersephh]

@@l3on500 that card only makes tennison gambit intercontinental ballistic missile variation much more op than anything else

[@mr_nothing9779]

Chess 2:electric boogalu

[@BruvTheCertifiedEgg]

@@Dersephh yeah but, that can easily be beaten by lego minecraft steve and a well-aimed sock slingshot

[@coasterfreak91210]

This is the greatest delivery of "Stone Cold Steve Austin" I've ever seen

[@imposifle9792]

Stone Cold Steve Uostin

[@andrewhunt1328]

It was certainly a "Stunner" to say the least

[@laynewindom9998]

I have to say that this was very professional gameplay between the two. Beautifully done

[@Nobody134]

Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING could have prepared me for the mega chess-a-tron

[@fyra_cat2119]

1:23

[@benjamincalloway]

My biggest claim to fame is that, for all four years in my high school's chess club, I played with my rooks inverted.

[@Tokiko]

@pycl No, you can unlock it if you beat the Championship boss on hard if you can bait them to invert one of your rooks. More rooks inverted means higher chance, but takes more strategy.

[@LucIndustries]

You could have been the capitan if you had just learned the missle variation of the tennison gambit. kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2Pbf5-wqNODebM Basic stuff tbh.

[@hankhill243]

I love it when they play outside the rigged confines of book theory and rely just on skill.

[@Nomadic_Inquisitor]

@OMAR TOONS I don't know you!!

[@EternalShadow1667]

*BAM!*

[@TheKnifeRaven]

The narration is so eloquent and refined, this somehow doesn't feel like a parody.

[@benjaminbrandis5716]

"Short's upgrading his Queen to a hotel" good one!

[@LeftyGuns87]

I always knew chess was difficult.

[@rajeshpandey2198]

It's been 6 years since this comment with no replies so here me first reply how's it going man you still alive or something

[@anincognitouser1440]

Lol

[@KyubTato]

Lol

[@quandaleinstitute5623]

Lol

[@imunknownunknown1114]

@@rajeshpandey2198 😂👍

[@crackersphdinwumbology2831]

Are these really the Queen's rules? I thought pissing on the pieces was only allowed on turns 7 and 8 respectively.

[@wooper2434]

Though technically an illegal move now, it was leagal during this tournament to counter Stone Cold Steve Austin

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@wooper2434 stone cold Steve Austin has since been removed as well as there’s no clear way of countering it. It’s a shame really... chess isn’t the same as it was back in my day.

[@terry_the_terrible]

Short is clearly taking the piss.

[@HuntressCody]

@@terry_the_terrible technically the truth

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

@@terry_the_terrible I hate this. Expect an assassin at dawn you scurvy dog

[@somebody23233]

the fact he literally took a piss and knocked out the king is something

[@kaitohill]

"..into a unicorn, obviously playing the long game" Heh yeah, obviously

[@Chris-vf8fe]

I mean, there's a few lines out of the Jonathan response that utilize the unicorn for a short term attack, but they really don't work great at the higher levels due to the prevalence of one ups

[@qoque2737]

For the people confused, they're playing 4d chess in a classic 1d board.

[@TheNotSoRealJeff2]

Thank you very much.

[@cheese0827]

2d board

[@zeeb.1763]

They're doing so by using the lesser known Glatorian Workaround

[@sablesalt]

Which dlc and updates do they have added on? I keep trying to use these stratigies but am losing to my opponent asking me if I have any exodia the forbidden one before I answer go fish and then they repeat this process until they get all 5 pieces and auto win, am I just bad or has there been an update that made this strategy unviable in the current metagame?

[@andrazprelec8263]

​@@cheese0827did he fucking stutter?

[@DouePls]

Please help, my opponent has inverted his king and has summoned the anti-christ. What do I do in this situation? I positioned my queen onto my inverted rook to form a gravitational void but that hasn't worked out.

[@gentlecat4671]

Bradley Chen Create a ritual circle, and summon with it the following creatures: -Cthulu -Satan -Cerberus -A Chimera -D/D/D Caesar Ragnarok the Wave Complete Oblivion Overlord They will surely be able to convince the anti-christ to join your ranks, and you will be victorious.

[@DouePls]

Thanks, it worked :D

[@jakedarmanin680]

I would recommend playing 'What does the fox say'. Anti-christs hate that song. The anti-christ will transform into a eunuch and you will have a slight advantage. I hope I was helpful!

[@DouePls]

Sorry, the game ended a year ago.

[@jakedarmanin680]

This tactic works 70% of the time. Keep it in mind for next time. Cheers.

[@alveypaez5646]

I gotta love how when the pieces are playing football, the rook that reversed it's own gravity is still upside down.

[@stapel1124]

"Mom can we get chess?" "No we have chess at home" Chess at home:

[@UnableToucan]

Chess at home seems to be a direct upgrade

[@peanutgallery5427]

Can I pull up?

[@LeBronyaJames]

Can you ask your mom if I can come over? My mom said yes but only if I have permission

[@stare4539]

Fax

[@Username23542]

@@UnableToucan agreed

[@TehParismio]

Still diagonally. Some traditions, Die hard. This bit is amazing.

[@micah_rt5492]

It’d be funny if they added a little _”zip”_ noise at the end, then the players shake hands.

[@dasillosa]

But no water running noise, Kasparov didn't wash his hands D:

[@redeye4516]

The fact there's no zip implies that Kasparov shook hands with his penis out.

[@awfvil2717]

@@redeye4516 kinda gay

[@smncoolidfk]

@@awfvil2717 The distance between 2 chess players is about 1.5 feet, which is much less than the recommended distance between two straight men, which is more than 5 feet. Therefore, you are indeed correct with your theory

[@suddenva118]

This has one implication I find funnier Kasparov isnt wearing pants

[@M_______________________]

I have had Bell Tower as my alarm sound for over a year, and I legitimately flinched when I heard it at 1:11. I am convinced I can no longer hear a bell without panicking.

[@taylort3674]

If they played like this more often they'd have way more people in chess club

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

A lot fewer boards though

[@taylort3674]

@@curiousnerdkitteh sometimes we need to make sacrifices

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@taylort3674 uP

[@ChibiReviews]

Seems Legit!

[@letiziasz2490]

I will learn how to play chess! For Shiro!!!! ... No, I don't know how to play chess, and I would like to learn XD

[@andytrinh2562]

Letizia SZ :D No Game No Life Reference......FOR SORA! (and maybe steph)

[@letiziasz2490]

Amanda Trinh For SORA!!!!!!! Yaaaay!!!!

[@kissushotu2456]

holy shit man i did not expect u to be here.

[@angelolorilla2050]

Nice to see this comment here. LOL

[@SquaredMediaYT]

My eyes are watering I'm lolling so hard.

[@veneratedincel]

arbiter!

[@KadenZombie8]

What the... I was just watching you!

[@hectormontes7056]

Lol epic

[@Xavier-ye8eh]

2014 really was a simpler time huh?

[@SkilledNub]

The legend himself is here

[@CienSCodog]

10/10, the intense drama is what makes this extraordinarily amazing. The pressure on the finishing move, pissing, was an amazing conclusion to this amazing match. Congrats to the chess piece who won an oscar.

[@toastytoast2653]

The fact that this existed 8 years ago back in 2013 is absolutely priceless.

[@noyes4656]

So what? You think people back then didnt know what comedy was?

[@RoflcopterLamo]

@@noyes4656 Obviously Comedy was invented in 2016 with the water bottle flip

[@reallycantthinkofausername487]

@@RoflcopterLamo actually it was invented when the dab became popular

[@lunakm764]

actually comedy was invented in 335 bce....

[@yourfatboy5359]

Why?

[@ljubicamilicevic944]

The way he says "Oh this is extraordinary! Kasparov is *pissing* on the board!" will always be funny to me

[@Osmium498]

Amateurs, Short clearly should have sacrificed 3 of his pawns to create a Demonic Bishop. The Demonic Bishop would have increased his faith by +10% each turn which would have allowed him to corrupt his king, corrupting the king would have temporarily increased his WiFi to 3 bars which would allow him to call an Uber. The Uber drops off 5 fast food employees which could provide defense against the piss strategy because of their public restrooms. He could then sacrifice his demonic Bishop to mana resurrect Cathulu. Cathulu has an exclusive ability to instantly raise the opponent’s wanted level to 5-stars. The military would then arrest the opposing king and Short would have won. These people don’t even know the basics of chess.

[@leotamer5]

People who don't know the rules shouldn't be committing. White's play to inverse his Rook inflicted the confusion status, which caused the Church Schism effect. The Church Schism causing you to lose one Bishop and reduces faith by -20% until Christmas. This would had delayed the king's corruption for long enough for White to have claimed a monopoly on tele-communication services or sue Uber on behalf of taxi companies, and thus prevented the public restroom defense, which is weak at best. The current play is to invert White's other rook, which would have activated the Pandemonium condition. This would have triggered his trap card and allow him to attack his king as a bonus action while ignoring the multi-attack penalty. This is enough to take the King to half health, at which point he could cover his side of the board with his arms and head until he wins when the opposing king bleeds out. Now this is presuming we are talking about the Standard Idaho 1.83 edition, the only one that makes any sense.

[@AlexSimedre]

This needs to go up. Lmao

[@abinocular7941]

Needs to go up

[@silksonghornet3722]

Sure

[@HawkOfGP]

I've analyzed this game extensively with Stockfish and you are talking out of your ass. These guys are grandmasters. It's really easy to say black should've gone for a different plan in the middle game, but there are no guarantees it would've worked because IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED CHESS BEFORE, white also has turns and gets to react to the Demonic Bishop attack before Cathulu ever has a chance to appear on the board. These kinds of bishop traps probably work at 1500 Elo or whatever amateur level you play at, but it would've never surprised Kasparov. Gimme a fcking break.

[@YasFunny63]

this is my friend's favorite video on the internet and i fully understand why

[@todabsolute]

Lego ads be like: 1:26

[@kikokoussi7594]

HEY!

[@todabsolute]

@@kikokoussi7594 A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY!

[@momsaccount4033]

@@todabsolute BUILD THE RESCUE HELICOPTER

[@Lumis_The_Lucario]

@@momsaccount4033 BUILD THE MEGA CHESSATRON

[@momsaccount4033]

@@Lumis_The_Lucario AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THE NEW LEGO CHESS KINGDOM SET! (Batteries, pain, and seizure sold separately)

[@glutymaximusy866]

My opponent has summoned the Kraken. What do I do? I do not have any means of killing it!

[@zriku1]

At this point your best bet is to activate a trap card

[@CritScratch]

Derpy Toaster actually it is possible to call the krakens mother by telegram alerting her of her sons location. this will cause the mother kraken to drag the kraken back to kraken school where he will no doubt be put in kraken detention. its a temporary solution since he will be mad about this once kraken detention is over but it will provide the necessary time for preparation for his return.

[@LegendaryBrah]

Upgrade your rook into Captain Ahab

[@zriku1]

I personally prefer to upgrade my rooks into medics, as they can help your team stay alive.

[@LegendaryBrah]

Derpy Toaster Mate, they keep the team alive but if the enemy has spies in your ranks, the medics are done for.

[@The_Youtube_Winner]

“she has won an oscar there.” “upgrading his queen to a hotel.” “full house” “look at this, he’s pissing on the board.”

[@Enirom]

I really thought this is going to be a normal chess tutorial But i am not disappointed, this is so much better

[@jordandelosreyes5656]

1:43 I love how there are 3 rooks, 3 bishops and 11 pawns

[@arandomdude4154]

12 pawns*

[@shapeovertime6364]

They’re the substitutes. You can change them out if your pieces are playing badly

[@JohnJohnson100]

did you miss the part where he played a plus 4 to give himself those

[@ColonizerChan]

i thought this was legitimate until i kept watching......this is genius.

[@andreahikono]

.....this is legitimate? I don’t get it.

[@ColonizerChan]

bigandre17 Why are you replying to a comment I made before I could buy a drink?

[@andreahikono]

@@ColonizerChan good question

[@YourLocalLesbian37]

That man is incredibly hydrated

[@AnimatedTerror]

Only a fool enters into a chess tournament dehydrated.

[@DocKrazy]

As one should be

[@EndoClaw]

Nah he just held his piss sense the last chess tournament

[@skeleton9476]

The way he says Mega Chessatron so calmly just makes me laugh-

[@reubenfuchs2747]

Kasparov forgot to collect $200 when his pawn passed Go at 0:37

[@Superstrike_11]

Now he has to draw 4

[@dinodiego6channel459]

And spin the wheel

[@SkylarGlider]

He will buy a vowel

[@dinodiego6channel459]

And he loses a live

[@bobransom4359]

No he’s a spy so he needs to be quiet

[@sadrat5375]

"Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns... *INTO A MEGA CHESSATRON"*

[@abxy_real_official_since2020]

"I cast AURA OF CONFUSION!" -Rook, 2012

[@pr0meez926]

I love the moment when Kasparov conglomerated his pawn into Ludwig the accursed from Bloodborne (2015). Truly one of the best moves in chess history.

[@door-kun1902]

Only thing missing is his Moonlight Greatsword

[@tempota7792]

Damn, nearly a decade already...

[@stare4539]

So true

[@tiuriverdrag6124]

honestly even funnier considering that this video released before bloodborne even came out

[@GeraltOfLibya]

1:14 this is the best reference I've ever seen

[@sandboxd7768]

does this one make reference to the christmas truce?

[@pale_lad1252]

@@sandboxd7768 yeah lol

[@pitedapollo6175]

yeah lol

[@darksoles1305]

The rook is still playing soccer while inverted

[@caesarseizure1625]

They said the match will be over by Christmas

[@isaacrobertson4374]

I love how the monotone voice immediately turns into a joyous one the second the players start peeing

[@electrocubic5116]

I had never imagined I would ever come across this video in my whole life. What a masterpiece! I'm just speechless! The commentary was on point! 👏👏🤣

[@greatdavid8790]

0:23 - I realized there's something wrong

[@timetraveler9518]

I realized it here 0:14

[@prajwalkrishnabhat5539]

@@timetraveler9518 actually when u already have a queen on the board and u want to promote a pawn to a queen, u use an inverted rook. So even I understood what was happening only when the Bishop started vomiting.

[@MixerDixer96]

@@prajwalkrishnabhat5539 yes indeed

[@Kamirasu]

@@prajwalkrishnabhat5539 but what if you still have both rooks

[@prajwalkrishnabhat5539]

@@Kamirasu then u just take a queen from a board that's not being used.

[@Wyrd80]

I am a little disappointed that Kasparov didn't summon the Kraken.

[@CascadianRanger]

That strategy is best used if you have at least 2 unicorns on the board ive found. However, do to the schism in his church, I would have personally combined my inverted rook with my non inverted rook to create a hole in time and space. Both are of course, viable strategies.

[@gorgolyt]

Er, hello? Do you see any pink pieces on Kasparov's omega file? Short would be in the perfect position to enact an Atlantian countergambit, presumably followed by a thorough motorboating of Kasparov's queen.

[@Wyrd80]

Well unless Kasparov hoists the Jolly Roger and makes his King Davy Jones. That would prevent motorboating and would also disrupt Short's trade routes.

[@CascadianRanger]

Short could have possibly called in the emperor piece, but that would have come at the risk of Kasprov using the force and switching off his targeting computer, increasing the accuracy of all of his pawns for a potential rush of the chess star

[@ironstorm1690]

I would have sacrificed my queen to summon cthulu. Your kraken is nothin compared to the power of cthulu

[@rohanreddyS]

They had us in the first half , not gonna lie

[@gibranyousof]

Wdym isn't this how to play chess properly?

[@NameisPerTon]

Wait which half?

[@HandledToaster2]

tHey hAd Us In tHe f NO!

[@pina_nina_fresa]

HALF???

[@imnotasheep7299]

Kasparov could have use the Tennison gambit specifically the Interconentinal Ballistic Missile variation when his opponent turned his horse into a unicorn. This will not only prevent black's queen from promoting into a hotel in the future, it will also stop black from playing Kg2. but overall, a beautiful brilliant move by Kasparov at the end immediately crushing his opponents pawn structure and pushing black's king off the board. What a spectacular play

[@CaiHy-Bri]

As a chess player, I can confirm the effectiveness of the Rasputin opening

[@Nuclearburrit0]

Also the humperdink shrug

[@cassiopeia4581]

The "upgradeing his queen into a hotel" bit allmost up and killed me, that was too damm good

[@autocon2002]

Short's Stone Cold Steve Austin was a hard card to beat, but we all know that cardboard is weak against urine-type attacks, so it was immediately sent to the graveyard.

[@bleughmacaroni5754]

and the challenger was promptly banished to the shadow realm.

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@bleughmacaroni5754 from there his husk, earthy possessions and wife were promptly auctioned off to the highest bidder. As is customary.

[@ThompsonExpress]

@@AnimatedTerror dare i say, if he would have used Scott Steiner instead, do you think Short would had better odds of winnin'?

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@ThompsonExpress that depends. Short initially started well and this led to overconfidence. I doubt it would have mattered what card he played. Short was doomed from the start to fall victim to his own hubris.

[@ThompsonExpress]

@@AnimatedTerror still... I,m pretty sure if Kasparov added Kurt Angle to the mix, his chance of winning would drastically go down.

[@elementgermanium]

Interesting the way Kasparov turned Short’s strategy against him. Originally, Short upgrading his knight was clearly an attempt at using unicorn magic to manipulate time and reach Christmas early, but this requires 4 unicorns’ power. His plan was likely to stall until next Easter and sacrifice his bishops to resurrect the Chessiah. Unfortunately, Kasparov’s spy proved crucial, causing a schism in Short’s church and foiling this strategy outright. He was then able to use an exploit in the rules to bring Christmas himself, by “attempting” to upgrade his rook, which allowed him to place multiple horns at once and thus activate the time warp. In the end, it only bought him one extra turn, so not as powerful as it would have been for Short had his strategy worked, but it was still a critical turning point a lot of people overlook.

[@minefight1606]

It’s stuff like this that makes me wish I had a British accent

[@4vesta255]

Be careful what you wish for. Glaswegian, Brummie and MLE are all British accents and only the deaf would find them at all desirable.

[@robynthethird4776]

@@4vesta255 Any man who's heard the soul-spoken musings of Limmy wouldn't slander his country, nor her tongue.

[@OutlawMantis]

@@4vesta255 Add "BBC English" to the list and whatever else is perpetuating the idea that there is one British accent.

[@Spencerinio5]

@@robynthethird4776 bu' stiel I' heaviar tha feathurs

[@lazerstudios9982]

You can actually emulate it. British actors like Henry Cavill actually do this, but in reverse