How to play Counter Strike 2

[@iNoToRiOuS]

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? edit: just joined a DM server and it was full of bots gg

[@OptimusPineCone]

no

[@MinnowTF]

Your mom 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@OptimusPineCone]

nvm you told me in the video

[@shortkid8599]

I was crazy once

[@stonefist]

Casual games always full of just 6 plays for me gg dead game

[@blikthepro972]

valve is in this weird spot where their own fans are screaming at them for doing nothing, while outsiders praise them for doing nothing

[@Chanchan-hf4px]

Subtick on paper: We solved online gaming Subtick in reality: Die behind walls

[@Bolt451]

@@Chanchan-hf4pxwe made it too accurate is prob the best summary

[@jarnobrock]

@@Chanchan-hf4px if you and your enemy has 0 ping you would not die behind a wall so if your enemy has 60 ping and he shoots you before you move behind a wall you will die behind the wall its just an annoyance for you

[@iamn00b_S02]

you still can't swin in cs2 at 2024

[@Scyborg832]

​@@iamn00b_S02why the fuck would swimming be allowed? This isnt cod or bf

[@px8]

-real players, +chinese bots Where's my damn de_lake??? 😞

[@suchy8150]

i feel like ive been on a "bring back de_lake schizo" arc since cs2 released

[@px8]

@@suchy8150 Nah but for real. It was the only map me and my best mate played. He literally hasn't launched CS2 since 2023 because they haven't added it back. =(

[@suchy8150]

@@px8 same but slightly less strict in my case

[@Miwles]

@@px8 we saw a remake of it in one of the trailers I think. maybe we get it back for wingman or arms race or something...? I miss war games so much

[@bearzy_2]

Fr

[@-envixty]

4:58 "Optic India was only caught because the tournament organizers didn't accept google play gift cards" 🤣

[@raynfall77_69]

Absolutely wild 😂

[@mohawkjoe64]

You know... it's all making sense now 😂😂😂

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Hahahahaha

[@3Black.1Red]

*"NO DON'T REDEEM IT!!!111"*

[@ledderfayes]

There's a video by Scam Sandwich that reveals a certain call center playing CS 1.6 after a long day of scamming vulnerable people

[@philh4820]

volvo is really just doing its own thing, but not in a good way

[@yo_its_gingey5329]

Car good 👍

[@Jakaj99]

don't offend good car manufacturer by calling gaben company volvo :D

[@mregal1248]

Cause it’s Chinese geely now

[@kiweeeeeeeee4779]

flying scoutsman was the best gamemode cant even have fun anymore

[@mrflavio90]

Boring as fuuuack. Back in css we played scoutknifez + rpg mode. 1vs1 duell in ct spawn. Best times having fun + gain skill with it. Csgo was already a dead community

[@DaisiesTC]

It was kinda fun but nobody played it after like the first year it got added lmfao. Just like every other side-mode outside of deathmatch and retakes.

[@Miwles]

Can't even have flying scoutsman anymore. because of woke

[@anilchandra617]

@@DaisiesTC idk where you are from, but here in India, I made a ton of Steam friends by just playing FS. It is soooo fun. You see people having insane no scope ability, insane reflexes, movement skills and casual banter. I miss CS:GO

[@DeathProof132]

Arms Race was fun too, I played a ton of both is CS:GO. Had all the achievements for those alternate game modes...which they erased too of course -.-

[@ItsKevin183]

- Add csgo maps - Fix anticheat - New operation - Add csgo gamemodes - Add new gamemodes - Add clan tags - Fix community servers - More cases - Fix hitboxes+ tick system - Listen to community

[@yegfuf]

- Wake up

[@n3m1337]

Crazy to think that half of that can be done within a SINGLE week

[@ItsKevin183]

@@n3m1337 True, but instead they'd rather do nothing and get rich sleeping :/

[@1jayzed636]

@@n3m1337 so considering youre a professional game developer yourself. Explain the workflow of achieving this in a single week

[@jello_5903]

-readd map specific factions (this game lost its character)

[@Virtahep0]

"But always remember, it could be worse. We could be Team Fortress 2."

[@atsizbalik]

at least they fixed the bot problem tf2 had... for now

[@ILoveforGames]

Ah yes, the warowl quote

[@HappyBirthdayMrPresident]

Team FORTESS 2 = whole game exist and still supported. Recently fixed the bot issues CS2 = 30% of CSGO and full off issues, barely getting any updates Pick one

[@ILoveforGames]

@@HappyBirthdayMrPresident it took 2 protests in tf2 for valve to do anything. I wonder if cs will need to do the same

[@HappyBirthdayMrPresident]

@@ILoveforGames Whole CS SCENE in protest mode since CS2 has released. What would you do if valve just removes 70% from TF2 and go to hibernation?

[@r3all1f32]

Should've been a 30 second video tutorial on how to uninstall cs2

[@MeridaDualThrust]

Step 1: Don't.

[@southernbrain691]

Step 2. Go outside

[@zombiekinggamer]

​@@southernbrain691 and play outside... irl???

[@Noistisix]

@@zombiekinggamer I always knew i should be a terrorist

[@L0RDLUK]

@SilloNorman Damn it, you beat me to it.

[@zombiekinggamer]

@@LeventK what do u mean

[@t0ra112]

That Far Cry 3 Sketch was perfectly use for this joke ass game, Well Done my Friend!

[@Gritz1124]

This video is like returning to a street you crossed evreyday after not seeing it for years

[@rdmoonie]

Give me.... > Cache > 128 ticks > a functioning community server browser > tougher anticheat and I'll get right back to meatriding Valve

[@mihalisv6036]

fuck cache just replace every map with office

[@wibs0n68]

> Wait for FMPONE to finish it, he said next year > Never happen > Prob happen sooner or later. > I'm coping someday it happened.

[@rdmoonie]

@@wibs0n68 Valve should add a patch note for CS2, "Added Coping for a more smooth experience"

[@Banus-]

I cannot with the rubber banding one time I got teleported and frozen 3 times in one fight

[@jaepalm-alpha]

Playing TF2 kinda feels like this right now. You could have said this video was just Team Fortress 2 with a lot of mods and I would have believed it. It is so unreal dying behind cover and in nonsensical circumstances, and the player deaths in this video can frequently be described as this: "Just shoot where they were standing a second ago, and it counts." Valve, why?

[@jasonoosted5016]

its ironic that Valve turned to the competitive community for advice on their CASUAL game and we got a horrible update that changed the course of the game(Meet your Match), but now with a COMPETITIVE game like CS2 they won't acknowledge anything said from the competitive community.

[@magicalframe9441]

TF2 came out in 2007. People didn't have nearly the Internet speeds of people have nowadays, hence all the interpolation and shit that allows spies to face stab you. All of that is meant to compensate for shitty 2007 internet. The difference is this game came out TODAY where most people's Internet is perfectly capable of very high tick rates and low latency. I would love an update to TF2s net code, but with how CS2 is going... I think I'll just take what we have.

[@marcmorgan2217]

Yup, this video pretty much sums it all up. If only Valve had 6 minutes to listen to their community

[@Creepus_Explodus]

VAC sucks, but please don't promote kernel level anti-cheat as something even remotely viable. See Crowdstrike for why that is a very bad idea.

[@DaisiesTC]

Don't even have to look at that, you can look at other games that have used kernel level anti-cheats in the past. Genshin Impact had ransomware hijack their kernel anti-cheat and infest thousands of peoples computers. Apex Legends had an actual tournament where someone was able to piggyback off the anti-cheat to take control of multiple players systems and install cheats on them. At a live tournament. Lmfao. And that's not to mention the fact nobody really knows how effective Valorant's anti-cheat really is since there's no replay system. It's definitely better than CS2, that's a given. Rage hackers are rare. But it's pretty much impossible to gauge how many people are walling, soft-locking, or using trigger bots without a replay system. And Valorant definitely still has a cheater problem regardless of what anyone says. It being not as bad doesn't mean its still not bad. Just look up Unity Research's video on the topic for more info.

[@nathaaaaaa]

this

[@dumbfloppa]

YES

[@skinnybuggo]

​@@DaisiesTCwdym therr's no replay system

[@ANDR0iD]

yea, but the difference is that crowdstrike has some business running in kernel mode. Same thing can't be said about a video game anti-cheat.

[@unfa00]

No gambling ads in the video, woo!

[@Malxer]

Truly a weird sighting in the CS community

[@overdark33]

Most of my playtime in csgo is from demolition. I think I played maybe 20 mins of cs2. Won't touch it again until it's back, even if that's never.

[@tappajaav]

In the later years of CSGO I grew fond of DangerZone. Sadly never managed to reach Howling Alpha =P

[@AwesomeIan135]

Honestly I have only ever played demolition for the missions during operations, but I respect that that gamemode was your jam. I don't understand why previously existing content wasn't included, my favorite map by far was cache and now it is gone.

[@wibs0n68]

Sadly SEA has a bad case both in Demolition and DZ. Demolition is dead and DZ is infested with cheaters since players just exit the game when they die and rarely report (never found a DZ overwatch case).

[@tappajaav]

@@wibs0n68 I'm not even sure whether DZ was covered by overwatch. I'd assume no. Saw many many cheaters there. Maybe it's the solo nature of the gamemode that allowed cheaters to blatantly cheat...? As you couldn't chat freely(only through console command and not everyone knows about that), and there were no teammates forcing you to keep it non-obvious

[@epicgamer785]

All i want is to play the game but valve is making it really hard

[@iNoToRiOuS]

The painful life of a counter strike fan

[@HappyBirthdayMrPresident]

​@@iNoToRiOuS Saying it in alex Jones voice " They wants to kill off tf2, dota 2 and CS2, and merge the playerbase into 1 game deadlock"

[@Luka2000_]

We need another r8 situation rn

[@TahirTheProfessionalYapper]

omg gordon freeman

[@atsizbalik]

@@TahirTheProfessionalYapper that's not freeman, he can't talk

[@gabbyprincip1575]

@@atsizbalik freeman can't talk but he can probably type

[@jasonblowie8012]

4:00 wow you still so skilled at these sfm animations This whole video is banger, too bad nothing will change with cs2

[@balticbvll2987]

Give me back dangerzone and insertion 2 and ill look past everything

[@PadreMinion]

Brazil mentioned!

[@SuperJacob-ur8mz]

0:46 they also took away a good deathmatch mode and turned it into a ffa with terrible spawns

[@furretthefuzzynoodle3896]

People keep telling me to git gud when I keep dying behind cover I FEEL VALIDATION!!!!!

[@tappajaav]

gitguder

[@snowmaske]

this game is so canonically underdeveloped for a game company like valve that cheaters can literally just fly across the map thanks to their new reworked movement system

[@quoctridinh1885]

Valve ain't hiring a community manager, that's for sure. Such a unproductive job

[@ziemniak0killl251]

i honestly think that surprise updates are a very good thing, cause once you expect something and then it's meh, you are let down, while an update without a teaser or something is a nice surprise (wish there were more of those surprises rather than vertigo pixel gap fixes as a whole update)

[@dullen2810]

hopefully it doesnt get the TF2 post jungle inferno treatment

[@OnBean-qe1vf]

The FC3 Vaas bit was SO good hahaha

[@tataduzy4260]

In the new update you can get auto-kicked for jiggle peeking. In the past 10 hours i've been kicked 17 times.

[@NeFreeX]

you forgot clantags :c

[@Micha-Hil]

"How to play Counter Strike 2" Step 1: Don't. Reinstall Counter-Strike: Source, since at least they didn't fuck it over.

[@Nomadnetic]

Considering their focus seems to be on Deadlock right now, I doubt it will get any better.

[@sskuk1095]

Oh when have they ever focussed on counter strike?

[@Nomadnetic]

@sskuk1095 I mean, we have had a continuous supply of Counter-Strike content for 25 years. So that's a bit of a loaded question.

[@supperEisMan]

Please release the insanity skit as short, it is a great clip to share

[@Legpiter]

Farcry 3 cut is perfect bro xD

[@mrgubberlive1622]

thanks for telling me how to play! i’ve been wondering how to open the game!

[@fastcs2]

this deserves so much more attention. great summary. I hope valve will change some day.

[@berkaykaracan3003]

You forgot to mention the Michael Jackson Peek

[@p_filippouz]

Which is why i only tried cs2 once in release and abandoned it. All they had to do was literally just make the anticheat more effective and make servers 128 tick.

[@pear_bear]

i really miss the map factions from csgo

[@JohnPsplashD]

Literally such a difference in fun you can’t call cs2 : cs go

[@DroopyLoops]

Haha that definition of insanity bit was great

[@not_sure_about_that_but]

But they added a new music kit tho so we all good 👍

[@fushineo]

In CSGO when i got killed i blame my own skills In CS2 i got so tilted being killed because on my screen they can dink me 2 time while not even fully counter-strafe. i hate how dying behind wall became a norm to me

[@alexmackey1847]

Love the return to form with the CS videos. Just as classic as the old ones.

[@groundtank]

If year 2 doesn't start with a bang I'm going to lose hope.

[@samyoul9753]

The Vaas monologue was iconic

[@WWizzy]

Gotta love the SFM bits, Vaas Speech is a classic.

[@aapplefry2296]

All the community maps we lost because they are on the old source…. Those coop missions, big sad

[@fearofdeath]

이제야 이 주제로 만들긴 했지만 사라진 컨텐츠들을 잘 말하는군

[@arleneFPS]

That's me on 2:34 !

[@bleusealord]

When you dedicate 4500 hours of your life playing a videogame and they make a sequel that's worse than the original, man it sucks Also I want cache back

[@tappajaav]

-analbis -ancient -vertigo +old cobble +train +cache +season

[@Blamuel]

Being the voice of the people with this video

[@sassy783]

@iNoToRiOuS I remember stumbling upon your content when I was an early to mid teen. I love the quick snappy style of humor in your videos, binged everything when I had the time and left because well I was a teen with too much time on my hands sometimes I have came back many years later, as a more than fully grown adult to say your video style is very recognizable to this day, not to say it is a good or bad thing that the videos haven't changed, but to say I am filled with bliss coming back to see I have the exact same feelings watching your new videos now, to when I watched your old videos for the first time. Thanks for sticking around and giving this slight specific and niche joy to people like me Life is tough for everyone and on a more personal note I hope you are doing alright. Thanks if you ever read.

[@indolamine]

Valves efforts towards the game is an never-ending cycle of "fixing issus" that create more issues in the process, which they then "fix" agian.

[@VivoCubino]

Honestly, played CS:GO only for Deathmatch and Danger Zone. DM is still there, but it's sad that Valve removed DZ

[@Malxer]

Theres no team deathmatch anymore and the spawn points are dogshit

[@jasonblowie8012]

Counter strike 2 made me quit Counter Strike in general tbh i tried it for like 3 mins on matchmaking and 8 mins on the movement without bots This a real good vid matt

[@subarulenz1470]

Same bro and when I complain the community basically said fk off to your gay a$$ valorant.

[@Malxer]

I miss factions andd gamemodes so badly

[@Darkness_8163]

in addition to everything said in the video, i, as an owner of a low end pc, must say that they have absolutely killed the game's optimization during the year that it has existed. without adding almost any new content. that's... crazy to say the least

[@TriggerStand]

I had to quit and uninstall, switched to cs source.

[@shaggielz]

@@TriggerStandsource better imo

[@wibs0n68]

People also complained the same thing even when csgo were released

[@masakovske]

>i, as an owner of a low end pc ???????

[@daxtheducknotaffiliated]

The last update bumped me from 100 fps at low settings with no fsr, to 233 fps (avg) with 110 fps 10% lows and 80 1% lows at high/medium settings with fsr set to quality. Before that, my 1% lows were at 33 fps. The reason I turned FSR on, was because earlier it did literally nothing for me, and now, for some unknown reason, it actually makes a difference, and I can turn anti-aliasing on. :) I'm happy. NOTE: this might have been a fedora linux or proton update, not CS, so take it with a grain of salt.

[@Nerfyy]

You can buy both m4s on ct side

[@redamber483]

in cs:go you couldn't buy both

[@JazzyGazzy-nj8rn]

i was just watching your other vids last night, real goat

[@thezasw]

Nice video bro. I am not playing cs2 as much I played csgo and it doesnt feels fun at all idk it is kinda off

[@anonl5877]

Honestly, if you're using Windows over Linux, you don't have a right to complain about Valorant's "invasive" anticheat. Microsoft can already see all your files in exchange for absolutely nothing, so you might as well let the sketchy Chinese company do the same in exchange for being able to play a game with no cheaters.

[@dtd3285]

Top 10 things to do in CS2 : 1. Uninstall

[@Noistisix]

But then you cant launch legacy csgo

[@nsmthegamer375]

@@Noistisix to play against bots? They removed the community server feature too, not only that, you can't even invite your friends to your lobby to play customs.. truly a disaster.

[@Noistisix]

​@@nsmthegamer375 There are csgo revival projects and it was just a joke but you can still play it with friends, just on a custom server

[@scxrcho2504]

5:55 so the gamba-bait video wasn't How to R8???

[@thetreepin9154]

Your voice got deeper compared to 7 years ago lool, insane difference

[@fearofdeath]

게임의 가치있는 모든 컨텐츠가 사라졌어

[@Malxer]

Sad, but true, brother. Everyone should stop playing the game and wasting time and money into this 💩, money is the only language they understand

[@GSTFCE]

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE VIDEO, WELL DONE

[@A120AMIR12]

"Any other game dev team would have killed to have game like this" Exactly Like all these AAA studios release a live service game yearly hoping one of them survive. The emphasis is on SURVIVE not going viral They have the biggest IPs in the world and literally do not care

[@mxrrow.]

bro the animations are crazy

[@DaneMaKeyev]

I dont understand how people are hyping up and praising valves up and coming Deadlock when this us how they support their games

[@xXbenjman3000Xx]

Deadlock won't have a big playerbase some time after release

[@Dipj01]

Valve bootlickers. They'll literally sell their mothers to Gaben if he asks

[@parkeryamamoto-uo2ss]

DO YOU WANT AN OBJECTIVELY WORST GAMPLAY EXPERIENSE ?@!#$?

[@depressingNicolai-sv8ky]

1. Press left mouse button on the cs2 in steam 2. Press delete

[@southernbrain691]

Dangerzone my beloved,where are you??

[@mdestroyer1085]

valve will continue to not listen and keep working on deadlock

[@Malxer]

"Working"

[@ledderfayes]

I have faith Valve will finish up their current projects and get back to improving/updating this game in a timely manner. Hell, if a TF2 bot ban wave happened this year, anything is possible

[@maciejrupinski3382]

Oh so valve doesn't ignore just tf2 but cs2 as well

[@Hunter57588]

Saw the notification while playing cs2

[@joshrudelic1860]

Was nice to see you on BF4.

[@djblinboy]

Wow, actually good looking HDR video.

[@nihar0212]

That far cry 3 reference is 💯😂

[@PritamDas-ts8cy]

Oh the vass monologue I love it

[@phlip_lip]

Valve did learn from OW2 tho. Instead of releasing on a different plattform without reviews on the first game they just replaced CSGO with this cheap copy. So all reviews stay positive and the game doesnt tank as much. Hope they make something out of CS2.

[@griffinbastion]

Valve after 2018 compared to 2014 is like all star batman and robin version of batman compared to the justice league batman Just because they think making it edgy and uncaring sounds cool, doesn't mean it is cool, it just makes it sociopathic and greedy

[@altoids6748]

i really hope that with Deadlock coming out in beta rn that Valve doesn't just drop CS2 like they did with TF2

[@SleeplessKvan]

I wished they could've made it to a separate game such as 1.6 and Source (I simply do not care if CS2 player base community would be lower than CSGO)

[@cristian3107]

Most of the playerbase are good with playing dust2, im not one of em

[@DoomedMadhouse]

I still don't know why they erased all the achievements

[@Silas_Ames]

Because they are literally that lazy.

[@bigMax1337]

The need to hire jeff from the overwatch team

[@alexkoridze5124]

Bro's alive 😭🙏

[@maxpeters7983]

Oh yeah, can't wait to start the game after this video :D

[@s.v.berezin1562]

The central issue has been omitted from what is otherwise a quite thorough and well-presented video. CSS2 is not the game I or many others paid for. We did not opt in to this artistically bankrupt and mechanically-flawed, and unoptimised beta; and should not be forced to suffer it. I want to play CSGO, and not whatever this is.

[@pieso5505]

3:58 the far cry 3 part go´s crazy

[@skibidiBus]

I run 15 frames on cs2. Thanks valve

[@aloysiusyudistianto3611]

Me and my friends stopped playing CS, and switched to OW2 and R6S. Even though Blizzard and Ubisoft aren't the pinnacle of game development, at least they don't ghost their community like Valve does.

[@SKAYAreal]

teach me how to use the silver's paradise, ii mean the scar 20

[@konstancemakjaveli]

Bro, iNotorious, there arent 14 months in a year

[@Malxer]

According to Valve there must be 14 because they dont work a single month out of 12 so there must be 2 extra months were they actually work that we are unaware of

[@Pumpdurd]

yay new upload

[@faloodaman]

My experience with Counter-Strike: I have a very very old shitty laptop. I tried to get CS:GO to run on it twice. Both times the lag was higher than snoop dogg on a weekend. My solution? Buy Counter-Strike Source because it runs well on my laptop. I play with my friend who has similar problems. We both suck ass at the game. Still we play. He recently got a better PC so he plays CS2 now. Since we both suck ass, he just loses every time I watch him stream it on discord. I felt jealous he got to play cs2 at first, but now I don't think it's such a big thing to be sad over. Sure, I'll sill play cs2 when I eventually save enough money for a good PC, but all these problems just make me sad. Either way I have no idea where the fuck I was going with this comment to begin with. And since I've already typed it all out I guess I'll just post it

[@Noistisix]

You could use nvidia geforce now to play it via the cloud, if your really want to play with your friend now and for cheaper than buying a new pc. But where is the fun in that

[@faloodaman]

@@Noistisix Guess what? I actually tried that once for another game. Just my luck that it isn't available in my country. Even if it was, I know 100% the input lag would be nearly unbearable. 3rd world wifi is just not really good for this kind of stuff. Thanks either way for caring :)

[@Noistisix]

​​@@faloodaman Im in west europe and cloud gaming is shit. I think cs source or a custom csgo server would be fine. I have heard of some csgo revival servers but as you said your pc couldnt run it..?

[@faloodaman]

@@Noistisix my experience with csgo: 2 fps with indians yelling at me.

[@Noistisix]

@@faloodaman For me its the Russians, stick to cs source I would say.

[@Blissplayer]

Step 1. You don’t

[@Malxer]

This.