How To Raise Boys In Two Easy Steps | Etta May

Comedian Etta May on how to raise boys in two easy steps...

[@shawnjohnson1147]

This woman is proof of culture not race. I’m black and from Los Angeles and can relate to every video I’ve seen so far from her. Hilarious 😂

[@Zodroo_Tint]

It is, there is a video with six guys, all of them is blindfolded, they have to guess who is the white guy, they can't find him because he grew up in South-Central LA adopted by a black family and he talks and behave like a black dude. Not pretending, this is just who he is. The black guy who came from South-Central also could relate to him more than he could to the other black dudes.

[@mangamaniaciam]

Y'all need to put a laughter warning label up on here! The folks in the hospital ER thought I was about to die 'cause I was turning purple laughing my butt off at this!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lavelle7628]

I stumbled across one video and I can't stop watching. Truly funny I laughed so hard I farted 😂😂😂

[@JC-tp5lz]

Perfect response! 👍

[@SerenityPeaceTree]

😂😂 I do the machine gun when I laugh sometimes! 😂😂

[@lyndabuckingham3642]

OMG...I'm dying on this side of the screen...LOL. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you Etta May! From your new fan Lynda Sue.

[@larrybreuer4495]

I gotta say, your“kitch” is dead on…and the script is AWESOME! LOVED IT! 👍👍❤️

[@ku4uv]

This woman is either a genius or a prophet!

[@jeffharper7579]

Both!!👍

[@christinebravomom5711]

My highly allergic daughter came home in hysterics one day. Since weeping and wailing was a common symptom of a number of her allergies, I started asking her what she'd eaten, if she'd smelled anything unusual, been around dogs, etc. Nothing. Nothing. More nothing. I'm thinking I have no idea what, if anything, to give her for what I was sure was a reaction until, finally, she stopped crying long enough to tell me, "Kelly didn't pick me for her teeeeeeeeeammmmmmmmmmm." Ah. Okay. I got this. No antihistamines. Just hugs.

[@RetiredRhetoricalWarhorse]

It's so interesting watching this develop in girls. You know, this absolute dependence on the herd where every perceived or real slight feels to them like their very existence is threatened because surely they are about the be utterly and irrevocably rejected by their peers. Even my daughter has such moments and I still think she might be a bit of an autist like her brother. I'm gonna do my best to toughen her up to the point where it still might not be in her nature to be a lone wolf but where she at least doesn't break down on the mere prospect of it :D.

[@glenwaldrop8166]

This is why both parents are needed for sure. My wife has the same reaction as you. My reaction is to get mad. I got into daddy defense mode over something so silly? Really?

[@glenwaldrop8166]

@@RetiredRhetoricalWarhorse Best thing for our middle daughter was to get her out of public schools. Once she got out of that shark tank she actually became more confident. School really is the only time in life where you're stuck in these situations. In real life you have options in who you interact with and once respectful boundaries have been crossed something changes. In public school you're just trapped.

[@RetiredRhetoricalWarhorse]

@@glenwaldrop8166 Not to start a flamewar but my regard for schooling in the anglo-sphere is very low to begin with so I totally agree with that measure. The one issue I have is that you cannot always give way. You gotta know when to fold 'em but you also gotta know when to hold 'em.

[@sallyann985]

​@@RetiredRhetoricalWarhorseyearning for acceptance is normal for all teenagers. You don't have to turn her into a lone wolf like you because you think that's the tough way to be... Just support her and she'll grow out of it 🙄

[@robertblackburn752]

Can’t believe there’s some straight faces in her audience! She cracks me up!

[@annarodriguez9868]

Maybe it hit too close to home! 😅

[@SierraNovemberKilo]

​@@annarodriguez9868Yah, perhaps they were sitting there on unreleased pssssh💨 and now were likely to be revealed!

[@kcschmidt7823]

Not only straight faced but those two women at the 2:03 mark look p o'd about something. Why come to see a comedian if you're in a foul mood?

[@206Zelda]

I saw two women in that crowd that looked like they were hoping to hear about toxic masculinity and instead got someone who's chill and loves her husband and family 😂

[@joanneentwistle7653]

The concept of breaking wind is foreign to them because they are anally retentive lol

[@jocec3283]

All those legendary farts in the classroom... So many classics to remember... Ms Walter is still recovering to this day... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cactusblob1688]

I have three boys; my little girl is more trouble than every boy in town put together!

[@ALPalmos]

Same here! Two teenage boys, a tween boy, and a toddler girl. The girl is doing my head in!!!

[@zofiapiwowarek]

Thank you Etta May for not cursing in your stands! At last a stand up comedy with a class :)

[@hyltun2099]

😂 I agree although it's funny to call fart comedy classy

[@viciousrape]

you can praise one without denigrating others

[@Xaytan]

This is literally a fart joke, though.

[@looptimelapse]

you can't trust somebody who doesn't swear though ..i know i don't

[@Rach1313]

Well, she has actually cussed in many skits before; it's just beeped out.....

[@christicrenshaw2772]

I love Etta May. Been watching for years

[@juliaelrod2154]

I did that and when everyone looked back I looked back too. There was only one person behind me. He got the blame.😂 I'm thinking he knew it was me and was taking the blame. Which is really sweat when you think about it.

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Lol, I imagine him having murderous stare.

[@ozwalkr]

I raised twin girls. You nailed that one

[@annarodriguez9868]

I have two boys and one daughter. I would have traded her in for two boys straight out of reform school! Thankfully, she got married young and now she has three daughters!

[@HeronCoyote1234]

Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it.

[@annarodriguez9868]

@@HeronCoyote1234 What goes around comes around! 😁

[@manasseskamau5327]

Triple trouble for all she dished out to you 😂😂😂

[@dhanagunter5893]

Got your revenge, with grandaughters. Lol

[@annarodriguez9868]

@@dhanagunter5893 The best part is to hear her say exactly the same things to her girls that I said to her!

[@staceya9580]

😂😂 there was an episode of Roseanne when Becky let one loose 😂😂

[@JC-tp5lz]

Yes, I remember that episode. It was hilarious and so very honest and real!

[@MCeili]

My youngest niece used to announce her farts in grammar school. 😆

[@aqgaming1092]

My youngest brother and my mother do that 😂

[@evasokolek4616]

😂😂😂

[@phyllischaffin4052]

Used to love girls....until I started teaching high school. 🙄

[@dhanagunter5893]

Catty aren't they?

[@phyllischaffin4052]

@@dhanagunter5893 you have no idea. Drama, drama, drama.

[@davidwayne9982]

All you do is slap your foot down hard on the floor and say " GOT IT-- damn barking spiders!!"

[@dhanagunter5893]

Shades of Gail Fromm, may she rest in peace, everytime she farted, them barking spiders came out!

[@russellpitman4961]

You're such an awesome stand-up comedian I get tears in my eyes from laughing, thank you

[@daynacjones]

My middle school daughter came home crying after her first day in new school. The reason - the carpet is orange……

[@princezzpuffypants6287]

Seems like a valid reason to me 😅

[@proudpatriot6567]

Disgust from Inside Out had been controlling the mood board. 😅

[@angelinaworley8361]

​@@proudpatriot6567ain't that the truth! 😂

[@loisdungey3528]

😂

[@susanc4622]

A completely reasonable reaction to the circumstances. I remember being appalled by the seat colour on a train.

[@timothyhowell8780]

Surprised none of those boys had a matchbook!!!! Hahaha!!!!!!!

[@davidshepard678]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@l.palmer6747]

So glad to have found you! Bet you didn't know you were lost. Thanks for the laughs.

[@206Zelda]

😂 You can see into the crowd in a few shots where the women who make a big deal out of everything are (Exhibit A at 2:02: The brunette in a dark long-sleeved shirt). I love this comedian, she is dead-on accurate about her depiction of raising girls and boys

[@davidfrederick6003]

Its more amazing as loud as (some) people can talk in an elevator. You can still hear one.

[@SerenityPeaceTree]

😂😂 oh my... I have been forever grateful I have boys! We laugh at farts and fart jokes. When they were little we laughed and giggled over Captain Underpants and Walter the Farting Dog (I still can't get through it without laughing until I'm crying and my boys are college and 20s!) 😂😂😂😅

[@mebpratt859]

If that had been a member of my husband’s family during the algebra test it wouldn’t only be loud, the smell would have driven everyone out of the room.😂

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

This reminds me of the time I sat on one of those large old solid wood tables when in class. Thought I could let a little fart slip. Oh no, the act of sitting caused me to have to force it a little and the table amplified it dramatically. The whole class and both classes on either side heard this "little" fart. Nothing like a noisy classroom getting silent and all eyes turn to you after you call their attention with your butt wind. It was loud enough that I overheard people at recess talking about it trying to figure out who did it.

[@SerenityPeaceTree]

😂😂😂😂😂😅

[@Tsiri09]

Gosh, I really needed to hear this today and laugh- genuinely laugh. thank you.

[@GeorgeneBoyd-ei3dy]

Oh my word. Ive6never laughed so hard in my life!!!!!!

[@blackcorp0001]

New Fan 😅 very happy to be here TY

[@33sunstar]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to infinity she said with tears pouring down her cheeks.

[@ameyer3408]

I laughed way too hard at this!!! VERY funny

[@linmonash1244]

I notice Etta May never took no responsibility for the cabbage and onion soup she fed her girl the night before, nor the baked beans for breakfast! 🤣😆

[@veronicacuello9890]

Oh I have two daughters, is true everything is a difficult situation.

[@robertdees2150]

It's funny that she mentioned church, because if i told my church story i'd just be adding to her hilarious comedy.

[@LindaKing-lf8nk]

Incredible

[@KarenMartin-s5l]

I come from a family of “quiet” farters! Not my husband! 🤦🏼‍♀️He was a gentleman in every way, until he would beat on his stomach and fart on cue! 😂Evidently, my elderly MIL had the same gift. We were with her on the way to an event in the downtown of our very large city. She decided to walk on ahead of us while we got the stroller out of the car, and our daughter into it. We were about a block behind her when we saw her stop, look around in all directions, and let out a BIG ONE which echoed off the walls of the glass buildings‼️🤣🤣 We were laughing hysterically and had to stop to regain our composure! When we caught up to her, none of us acted as if anything had happened, but we had a tough time suppressing our giggles, so we continued to walk behind her! My husband and his mom are now together in Heaven where no one farts😇😇, but I’m grateful I can still laugh at the memory, and this video!

[@jeffputman3504]

Maybe there ARE farts in Heaven, but they smell like flowers

[@stephaniehowell1109]

In elementary school, at gym one day, we had to swing on parallel bars, landing on our stomach across one bar...I was into it, til my stomach hit the bar and forced a fart outta me...a real loud one...I about died of embarrassment. Worse, I was the new kid ...

[@bobgaysummerland]

Good God you are funny!!

[@kimberlyjones8152]

I was at the hollicaust museum (2009-2010ish) and a lady was sharing her story to our class of 6th graders (she had to be upper 90s almost 100) and i accidently let out this ginormous full-grown ass man fart as a little 75-80lb girl. Ya i was beyond embarrassed...😅😂

[@jademediacommunications]

Stop saying boys are easier to raise than girls like it's an inconvenience to raise girls.. instead be more sensitive to their situation and help them develop self confidence..

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

Farting is always funny no matter what and I don't care what anyone says.

[@jenniferclements4926]

I know I agree with her because of how I grew up. Drove my parents crazy. BUT I have the most dramatic son that I have ever known!! I quit at one child and was done!!✅ 😂

[@Sean-Ax]

My Grandmother had 3 girls and then 3 boys; if you asked her which was easier "oh, the boys by far". My Mom (the oldest of that bunch) had 4 boys and sometimes thinks maybe it'd've been nice to have had a girl, but... nah, too much drama. lol

[@w7h-w2h]

Love this lady😂

[@kimcouch1911]

Wish I had a Dad like yours

[@heddystgeorge3756]

She and comedian Tim Hawkins can do stand up without the foul language

[@lettiegrant9447]

This lady is funny! If you don’t laugh you’re deaf🤣🤣

[@scotthansen9081]

Genius!

[@mariajbrum]

I ❤ yr humor, 🙌ty

[@kellilangley3875]

I raised three girls who have given me four grandsons…boys are so much easier!!!

[@michelleprice5097]

My daughter had gotten a new outfit. She asked me how she looked. She genuinely look great and I told her that. Her reply, " your only saying that because your my mother!" Then stormed back in her room and changed. Before she had the chance to say anything i told her , because im your mother you seriously dont want to know. She happily went off to school. Came home from school upset because I didn't tell her the outfit she changed into made her look fat ! 🙃🤪

[@TheDellaniOakes]

I once farted LOUDLY in philosophy class as the teacher was talking about one of the philosophers (can't remember which now) It was loud, juicy and long. I was humiliated. The teacher, bless him, flung his arms wide, drawing attention, and said, "I guess we know the opinion on that subject!" and moved along. No one bothered me about it.

[@marschlosser4540]

She shook boulders off the mountain and birds fled the sonic boom :)

[@denisebentick8905]

She is hilariously funny

[@logannaidoo9667]

love you Etta May -

[@TeresaMartinez-nd6zz]

I need a good laugh. 😂

[@sueb2220]

You do teenage girl soooo good. 😂😂

[@sherrylowe8819]

I really like her

[@GottesKrieger]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I did one once that sounded like a phone book getting ripped in half!😂😂😂😂😂

[@christophersmith2091]

Old lady comedy 🤣. Etta is the queen.

[@kathe.o.]

Honeychil you are a hoot!

[@greghardy7239]

Outstanding and amazing. Lolololol

[@lmhlmh9584]

You're Great😂😆😂🎶

[@karenharris3183]

oh gosh that was a riot

[@signal12hvac]

thank you for the great laughs!

[@CatBeck-lg7gp]

Mama❤️ you are sooo funny💓

[@glenwaldrop8166]

The boy version of that story was, "Hey Mom, farted in algebra, teacher got mad, Mark laughed so hard he got put in the hallway, it was awesome! Where's the chips?"

[@walterbriggs272]

I can remember when my youngest daughter in the backseat leaned to her left, let one rip that would have made Blazzing Saddles fame! Oh my gosh we had to put down the windows, and then she goes oops!

[@sheilalindenstein8263]

My daughter did the same at 3... she owned it.. so proudly said, me did it!!! Lol

[@roystonfarquhar9683]

Depressed? Watch Etta. Feeling under the weather? Watch Etta. Feeling groovy? Watch Etta, Etta May, good for any condition and or situation!

[@edwardgabel3701]

Perfectly normal reaction to algebra

[@survivrs]

Damn it!! I started laughing and peed myself!!! Yes, I'm over 60 too!

[@cherie8590]

She reminds me of a white Mom's Mabley. I'm white and I love them both😁😁😁

[@robbinruffino1201]

I have 2 of each..I’d say boys are easier-give them a cup of dirt and they’re busy for an hour-put a stone in it and they’re busy for 2..women are mysterious because they’re born that way-get used to the phrase ‘What the hell?’ I would tell my daughters’ You many be Princesses but I’m the QUEEN!’ so don’t think you’re taking over!! Now my youngest daughter is my youngest son and I tell him he has an advantage because he spent the first 26 years as a female raised with cunning, smarts, problem solving, compassion and ‘woman’s intuition’ which will throw everybody off! Lol

[@wms72]

Very funny, except for the part about getting 13 year olds hooked on porn😢

[@AlbertaRose94]

Agreed.

[@jackwebb437]

It’s a joke guys. I bet y’all are Hardshell Baptists too. Or some type of Puritans.

[@OspreyFlyer]

👍😂♥️

[@connierobertson7512]

Hi Etta May 💜Im a new Subcriber.I think you are Amazing 💜You make me laugh so hard I Cry.😂😂😂😂😂😂.And I love how you don't Curse!!!!! .Love you and your videos 💜💕💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@Belial21319]

If I ever carted like that even if it was just loud I'd be telling that story for years.

[@erics2670]

LOL Check out the lady at 2:02 in green, she is so unamused about this almost like she's her daughter and not liking mom sharing it at her expense

[@joanwood9480]

She's a laugh riot at a party. Not

[@genewilliams617]

Boom!!!!!

[@StephanieMT]

that one lady in the audiance was not happy

[@josephhebert7740]

Try this one on for size. You're At work. The phone rang. It's the principal of your coldest boys cool. He says I'm going to hold the phone up to chunk of the ear. Tell me to put this kid down. Like okay? Jonathan Says. Yeah, what's going on. Kid was calling mama b**** I decided to get a listen. What's the weather? Hitting 23 more times make sure it didn't want to come back for more. The principal gets back on the phone. Says Jonathan heading by the collar and his belt. Hes beating his head into the wall. This is the number 0 we know. We can't be having this going on. Need to talk to Jonathan when you get home tonight. I said not a problem. Period I gotta get back to work. Thank you and have a new one. I walk in the door and she says what are you got to say about this. I said if they come back, beat the hell out of them until they don't wanna come back no more,

[@GadgeTheVideoMaker2006]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlescox290]

You're not related to cousin Mini Pearl, are ya?

[@tooge47]

at the 2:03 mark, there sits that woman with a straight face...............just HOW can she DO that ?

[@celestephelps5897]

Just wait until they start having periods! My daughter called me, crying because her father didn't get the kind she used! Had to explain to him that just because I used a certain kind doesn't mean that's the kind she likes to use!

[@dianeneyhart2231]

I love anime isn't she precious

[@chrissiebawn9357]

LOVE 🤣🤣🤣😀❤🙏🇨🇦🌍🕊😀🖖

[@joelnickerson6739]

Shoot I used to do that all the time. Made my Daddy proud too.

[@fuselpeter5393]

01:10 That's most of the activists today and they will never grow out of it.

[@josephinebennington7247]

2.04, lady in centre screen not amused by fart jokes. Maybe she was holding one in?

[@jackwebb437]

I thought that too.

[@kimberlyfinch6055]

Lol 😅😂

[@blunttalkingoffspring]

😂😂

[@annrichmanrn4514]

funny

[@shirleyz7400]

🤣🤣🤣 💨💨💨

[@hunt48422]

😂🤣😂💕

[@pennymorris1844]

why are farts so funny

[@robertbailey369]

👍🙂🇺🇲😂🤣😆

[@o.m.9752]

:'DDDD ROFFLLLLLLL