How to RUIN engines and alienate people!

[@chriswilliams33]

Hi Mat glad you're highlighting the engine bodging that some KZbinrs think is acceptable. Last week I watched some a***hole smash the cooling fins off a perfectly good head.😜

[@fatasdat]

KZbin is full of asshats doing well sub par fixes that give people the wrong idea.. I.e Samcrac, B is for build. More of these people need to be exposed

[@Dlwpronl]

Hoo rah

[@ianchalmers3206]

Hey Matt- I've been watching parasites being pulled from pets and a veterinarian fixing cows hoofs but none of that had me gritting my teeth like this calamity !

[@H-M-78]

The worst was that rockin' around when pulls things off, and why not remove that blade?, why?? 😁

[@ianchalmers3206]

@@H-M-78 and that "work bench"

[@realhusky]

When I worked for Tesla they wanted me to train people like him after they burnt bridges with all the decent techs in the area.

[@metalmad89]

This kid makes delbollocks look like a genius

[@Donkeys_Adventure]

I bought a zzr1100 with a engine like this one good old number 3 said hello to big wide world, after replacing crank pistons cases and barrel’s and cleaning out all other components that I was reusing, one small slither of swarf remained somewhere, this slither then found it’s way to the oil feed pipe for the box and caused the oil spray to then miss the shift fork and gears, then causing the box to shat itself 2000 miles after rebuilding the engine. Since this I will never bother to repair an engine that has had a main component failure resulting in any swarf contamination. Just replace the whole thing it works out cheaper in the long run. 👍

[@goinhot9133]

“You attract an audience who reflects you to a big degree” So, we are a bunch of smart assholes! Sweet!

[@bradleybatt1401]

We're a bunch of educated c**ts. (Google don't kill me lol) but we're Matt's c**ts. :)

[@goinhot9133]

@@bradleybatt1401 haha maybe you, I’m a un-edge-u-cated hillbilly 😆

[@MarkOneMoto]

I enjoyed that..it was kind of like an episode of Scrapheap Challenge!..if he gets it running, it'll get a third of the way round a cobbled together track and explode in a cloud of smoke and steam, brilliant!..now, where was Crighton from Red Dwarf and the blonde with the nice chebs?..😅

[@robfn]

That woman is a saint.

[@jameshendry27]

Awesome program back in the day!

[@bradtyson]

Chebs 🤣🤣🤣

[@3kdn]

Trav, the American version of Arthur Daley. Loved the "And the seller is not answering his phone." This was a disguised educational and informative video on how NOT to strip a engine, waste time and money. But F...ing Funny!

[@blacklisted4885]

Videos like his are informative -- they show people what not to do. How not to go about things. Poor decision making. 10/10

[@garyalexander2480]

This might have been your best work Matt keep this content coming

[@NK-dl2nc]

Fuck me the buckets are all over the floor 🤣 does he not realise that they need to go back to the cam lobe they ran with or he will fuck the cams 😭 He makes Delboy look like a brain surgeon. I don't see how somebody of his skill level could reassemble an engine like this properly.

[@233kosta]

10:49 But of course! Y'ain't a _proper_ squid until you get a turbo 'Busa!

[@stav2002]

I can't wait to see him try and rebuild this, I doubt a crank will ever turn in it again. And I don't think I will ever lose the image of him pulling those barrels off, or him flipping over the head. Etched in my mind forever I fear .

[@Bugside]

Love this sort of Videos Matt, there's Dels EVERYWHERE

[@dirtygarageguy]

I did say there's plenty more fish in the sea lol

[@goinhot9133]

I really needed something to take my mind off things & relax. Thanks Matt. Pretty sure I’ve watched everything on YT

[@theonlyredspecial]

You could chuck a sausage down that gap. Has to be one of your funniest one liners yet 😅

[@cwj138]

5:33 I wanna see him weld a cast block. 50:09 Never mind I take it back.

[@dirtygarageguy]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@erikeggenbakstad]

Hehehe...

[@brentsmith5647]

Brilliant video thank u 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@TheBlibo]

I am no welder but I learnt a long time ago that when preparing surfaces for welding use finish with a file because the grinding abrasives can often detract from a good weld on both steel and aluminium

[@1südtiroltechnik]

1:00:50 I can not understand People that say this! Im around 20 aswell but i dont break stuff or abuse my things. Years ago, i had some "strategists" in my class that were like this guy. They did not care for the Schools Tools or even their own Workpieces. Their overall Behaviour and attitude was this way, also their Grades were, surprise, low. But there of course were also the other, more "polite", more accurate mates. Keep pointing these things out, Matt, and talk honestly about them. There is no excuse to behave and work this way!

[@walterverheyen1263]

I am glad that there still are guys like you. They are rare these days

[@cliveadams7629]

What a good idea, Del could get himself a Sealey jet washer and do a show on how to properly jet wash engine internals. Maybe without even having to strip it down! But we knew that already, didn't we!

[@tomot6581]

But we already knew that, didnt we 🤣🤣🤣

[@handycrowd]

Jeeze, and I think about how carefully I'm working on my 125 coz I don't want to fuck it up lol! Taking on one of the biggest engines out there at his age is just daft. And why does he want to boost it? Is the Hayabusa engine not powerful enough, sheesh.

[@Aengus42]

If it ever fires up he'll need to boost it to drive it out of his garage! It's gonna need all the help it can get just to keep turning over!

[@TornadoCAN99]

Wow, just wow. Was that washing sequence in a commercial car wash station? Looked very much like so, with that soap spray brush/broom and the large drain grilles on the cement floor. Must made lots of edits while running to put coins in the timer machine....

[@shonith91]

Prior to hands on experience the guy needs to understand the engineering side of things. How something is designed, Manufacturing process, stress relieving techniques. After that he can start with physical work like how you described towards the end. He also needs to understand how to use a workshop manual. I saw the comments on his original video the number of positive comments he has received over this "turning crap into more crap" is just unbelievable. People seems to believe he has done something truly unique when in reality all he has done is just weld broken pieces together without understand what that casing was designed, made to withstand and the life of it. It's just ridiculous.

[@jdshqs]

f*&k you crack me up..."its not a pirates chest!" best commentary ive ever seen for a muppet opening an engine up the wrong way.

[@montypythonish]

I hope he builds it. I hope it runs. And for his sake, I hope it doesn't sound like a full cantilever tool box falling down a flight of stairs. Good luck with that one. Keep up the great content and the unbiased opinions.

[@weaselman24]

Holy shit this is the best example of confidence over skill

[@CZ350tuner]

It could be worst, for this Hayabusa..... Del could be doing one of his restyling "builds" to it!!

[@sayers_repairs]

Hello Matt. I've been watching your videos for a long time and I enjoy them. I'm trying to get into filming/vlogging as just side projects and I've been learning what not to do from you lol.

[@stevevsmotorbikes4227]

Traverse isn't answering the phone as he's still laughing

[@MotoGoato]

Kudos to him for having a go at fixing it at least ....... it's a learning experience .... this time it was learning when to throw an engine in the bin and when to try and repair it 😉

[@wibblywobblyidiotvision]

"I want you to boost this so badly" : I'm sure he will. Boost it badly.

[@bradleybatt1401]

lmfao. Wideband o2 sensor.... who needs that?? larger fuel injectors why?!.... LOL

[@tylerwatson6020]

I can't get enough of your videos you crack me up im probably his age if not younger and I like to think of my self as a good mechanic I know there's always more to learn and love learning went to tech school and everything during high-school I've rebuilt a few motors and all my motorcycles and oh my I cringed so much watching him there's no way he has had any trying or even the tiniest bit of mechanical knowledge

[@terryseal2109]

I watched about 3/4 of this video and like you Matt, I found it hilarious. The last 1/4 I just got more and more depressed at the utter lack of understanding of anything mechanical and the dire consequences of welding this shitbox together. God help anyone who rides this thing in anger even without any boosting!

[@dreddwailing5505]

That white ribbon is where the original owner crashed his hayabusa dirt bike into a tree after finding the handling less than ideal

[@clumsycol7824]

Oh, you're the reason this popped up into my feed. This will be interesting.

[@goinhot9133]

11:38 “This is gonna hurt” Me: oh how bad could it be…. *2 seconds later…..* “OH MY! Wowwww”

[@MotoGoato]

So what have you done to this bike then Travis? ....... Well I done some sick burnouts and some dope rev bombs then just bounced it off the limiter until hot metal started flying out the engine - she's all golden and good to go 😁

[@060racing8]

I once learnt the hard way that you should compression test engines that you are unsure of the there condition before you disassemble them . I learnt that valves can be bent so slightly that you cannot notice them but enough to cause problems obviously there is also proper ways to measure stuff but when you're young and don't have access to all the right tools it can be hard .

[@233kosta]

At this point I've learnt to enjoy bullshit like this as just good humour. Bit like Bikes & Beards' lousy attempt to LPG a 650 (or something like that) using a plastic bottle and a needle. Except that one wasn't nearly as painful as watching someone bash a Hayabusa engine apart. I just prefer to laugh at the stupidity than to rage at a perfectly salvageable (if even just for spares) engine being ruined

[@sidwainhouse]

I can picture Trav sat on his porch supping a cold one, counting his cash laughing his arse off at Vasily trying to rebuild this engine... I have seen him before, IIRC it was welding up an engine case on an off road thing he built, just looked like a normal crappy repair but this is a whole new level of WTF... 🤣

[@thesled]

Closes down all tabs at the end to reveal the PHub 😂😂

[@darrellmeganfoxall8830]

Another awesome funny video.. Thank you.. 👍👍👍

[@grahamhider3754]

Fantastic Matt . Would not won’t that bike when it’s done. If it’s done

[@gleddyvrudd]

Young Vasily(ne) got shafted there , he should have given it up while the goings good, I have no words for this level of bodgery

[@lordmcted]

on the plus side, if he ever does get that engine to start it'll blow his nuts off and stop him breeding

[@MotoControlEn]

I don't know why he went through all that trouble with welding. Should've patched the holes with epoxy resin - would be good enough!

[@dirtygarageguy]

The cases are trashed. Theyre out of shape, ruined.

[@MotoControlEn]

@@dirtygarageguy [Sarcasm Alert!]

[@TornadoCAN99]

In life there are surgeons and there are butchers. Our Vasily here is the latter, not the former.

[@dirtyscavanger]

gold guy does seem like he would be a normal dude, cool to see you guys poke alittle fun back and forth.

[@Vodd]

These young 'uns have not heard of Mechanical sympathy or how prep is not wasted time. Simply knowing a process is not enough to achieve good results.

[@mbsnyderc]

He doesn't know the process or he wouldn't pull the head off with the bolts still in it , not removing things like sensors before working on it,or not measuring anything to see if it's still strait.

[@theonlyredspecial]

He had a delicate hand. Would definitely want him working on my engines 🙃

[@waynedl99]

I sold my Busa for £1,500 - the buyer is still happy as Larry. It was high mileage (ex Police M25 interceptor bike) and the paintjob was crap, but the bike was good and reliable, fast and good on fuel. Replaced with an Aprilia Caponord 1000 - soon to be replaced.

[@williamyamm8803]

When Mr BEAN open an engine ! 🤣

[@mikes747]

Makes me feel better about some of my fuck ups after watching this! What a goon! If I had an engine with all those holes in it I would've saved my time and thrown it in a skip without taking it apart!

[@metalmad89]

He took the tensioner out before checking TDC so it seems a pointless exercise any way

[@archiedentone5950]

I'm DYING over here watching him pull the head.

[@ScottsShed]

wow him tearing that down was hard to watch great video matt.Why does it seam that all the channels were people dont no what there doing or who are just full of shit have hundreds of thousands of subs😢

[@jamesclement6122]

What's sad about videos like this, people will watch them and it gives them the idea that ( I could do this ) I watched someone online do it. Content like this is insanity

[@jediknight129]

I could do a better job pissed to be fair so....

[@guillo88]

but seeing a video of someone in a garage trying to fix something shouldnt give you the idea that "ho thats it" and go do it yourself, they are just videos... I get what you say like with Del because he tries to give the impresion of a profesional mechanic/builder. But with kids like this.. if you follow their advice you are pretty stupid.

[@theo_korner]

I really want to know if he gets it to run properly and how long it will go until it shits out another rod

[@jediknight129]

about the same as the case gap and he'll use the same feeler gauge to measure it

[@fatasdat]

You need to expose more of these KZbin hack artists. Some of the well sub standard "Repairs" these youtubers do, not only set the wrong example, some of them are well dangerous.

[@chrisbowman4487]

Watched that a few days ago couldn’t believe the state of the motor

[@redzed40]

Matt you missed the end bit when his mum came in the garage and told him to get all his crap out as she wanted to put her car away

[@brabhamfreaman166]

At the start of the vid he at least had a whole engine, albeit in pieces in the case. By the end there’s bolts all over the floor and those and any other small parts that survived the disassembly were blown out with pressure washer water. He doesn’t even know where all the pieces are anymore. He doesn’t have a whole fucking engine to refurb.

[@davidtaylor9492]

Oh Matt, I’m not sure wether to laugh or cry. But I think I’m heading towards crying.

[@boneav83]

With a hole like that in the bottom end, bin it. New bottom end with the old top on, as you said Matt. Simple really.

[@dirtygarageguy]

New both. You.can stick cases together willy-nilly

[@theq4602]

8:54 can you explain why you cant just put a new crank in? or was that explained in a video about crankshafts?

[@dirtygarageguy]

Because the cases are knackered. I thought that was clear

[@theq4602]

​@@dirtygarageguy I was under the impression that you meant even if everything but the crank was fine, you would still need to do something besides just replacing it. Like a certain procedure.

[@dirtygarageguy]

Yes that's bearing matching

[@Delboysparody]

He's never going to remember which bolts went where....

[@pauladhemar1060]

Please follow up on his progress at a later date.

[@PGriff]

We’ve all done stupid stuff when we were younger thinking we know it all, but this really is on a whole other level. What’s worse is that because he has so many subscribers, people (mostly kids) will naively believe he knows what he’s doing and try to emulate his work. He’s like the younger version of Del - the kid will be giving his brake pads the wire wheel loving before you know it. It’s a shame that content like this isn’t censored for dangerous practice, but then we wouldn’t get to enjoy Matt’s reaction, as well as our own. #ripplesmooth

[@MotherAlgorithm]

Mary's reactions are fun

[@PGriff]

@@MotherAlgorithm edited! 👌🏼

[@MotherAlgorithm]

@@PGriff was better before

[@johnstephenson4925]

To Quote forest gump "I'm not a smart man" bloody diabolical

[@thomaslemay8817]

The wash job happened at a Coin operated self car wash. It is a crime to wash engine parts where I live in a car wash. An oil water separator is required by law for washing oily parts . The fine when caught is massive .

[@1südtiroltechnik]

59:21 Am i correct in applying this to the Tools Project Farm tests aswell? Some cheap chinese Tools have above average Performance but break at lower Forces and "burn out" quicker. Also why Firms buy Case, Cat, Volvo instead of cheaper Sany (CHN) Machines...

[@shonith91]

I am sure he could rebuild an engine that was blown up by nuke. He would still be like "I am surprised that the engine is still in a good condition"😂

[@eddiebernays514]

no one thats low on cash and on a budget would not check that bike completely before buying it. how did he not notice a massive fucking hole in the block before buying it???

[@fuzzy5610]

This had me laughing out loud for an hour like a lunatic 😂. F-k me I haven’t laughed so much in a while, not sure how I missed this gem. It’s gold.

[@Aengus42]

The porno music is just cracking me up! Especially in the soapy scene at 41:46! My christ 🤣

[@johnwills9303]

I can hear it crying !!!! Lol love it 😀

[@phitsf5475]

54:58 All of the impurities have come to the surface so it's fine? Nah. He needs to dig those welds out with a carbide burr and go over them again. The first pass is really more of a preparation pass, creating the transition from the cast material to the billet flat bar. All of that shit on the surface is telling you that the weld pool wasn't very stable and all of your crystals maybe weren't the best. Looks almost decent but he stopped before he was finished. I'm also worried about his root, he had room to cut further back in the casing and the gap doesn't look enough for good penetration.

[@jkbshields]

Never broke a single fin though ;-)

[@rezkidgamingyt4725]

I can tell this a smart kids with absolutely no real experience building engines sure it might run but not for very long lol

[@bikerantics5001]

. . . at least he never broke any of the cooling fins!

[@dirtygarageguy]

It didn't have any to break... wait... maybe it did and he broke them all????

[@bikerantics5001]

@@dirtygarageguy broke them to aid aerodynamics ready for high speed turbo run . . . smooth Muthafugga, he’s a real engineer 👍

[@Davidthomasv8]

Brass being used for casting uses a lot of scrap ie old taps or any old scrap brass is it the same with aluminum matt .

[@Number-ju1nl]

Why turbo something like that? Most people will never tap into what it can really do. 175 ponies in a bike that weighs 500 pounds or about 260 kg is more power than you need. Most people don't realize or respect what their machine is capable of, or know what octane does. And Matt cheers mate

[@milksheihk]

In the US though they don't(or at least didn't in the 90s) have a capacity limit for learner riders, you could be like 16 & straight onto a Harley.

[@biryaniofbodyhair]

22:33 i nearly choked from laughing here! my poor lungs weren't ready for that! Edit: actually all of that was amazing!

[@czarekp3552]

Ribbons on the trees, indicate number of fleeced buyers in a week

[@dirtygarageguy]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@richardmoreton8806]

He should work in demolition the way he removes parts

[@lman22]

Seems like a nice lad just with the extra teenager modifications and tought process 😂

[@36SBC]

You were right… that was fucking painful 😖🤮 this guy needs to be banned from his tools

[@mikebrooks9201]

He never actually made the final video where he reassembled it. He just mounted a 200cc engine in the busa frame!

[@mikebrooks9201]

So that’s it? He runs a channel where he’s supplied with welders etc. from manufactures and just does nothing of note with them? Is that how easy it is?

[@dirtygarageguy]

It seems so...

[@mikebrooks9201]

Well I want to see him held to some sort of contract, where he has to drag strip that reassembled bike with a turbo on it, all easily fixed as stated.

[@jediknight129]

paying 2k for a busa rolling chassis isn't horrible in the US you can get cases fairly easily given the racing scene. At this point he'd be better off buying a junkyard engine and ignore that one entirely. And this is why home turbo kits are something you need to treat with respect. the whole 'cheapest X ever' thing is a shtick/trope/advertising gimmick for.youtubers doing rebuild/restore/project vehicles. It's an expected part of the style along with wide boy claims, click bait titles and bad haircuts. seems like he's trying to be the BoostedBoiz of bikes, shit work, trashy garages, redoing the same ebay turbo five times every year and constant bollocks.

[@UnCivilEngineerIRL]

Hey, stop holding back, tell us how you really feel 😂 (Not wrong though)

[@jediknight129]

@@UnCivilEngineerIRL I fucking hate the boostedboiz god I want to take that poor mr2 away from them. the constant ineptitude rather than doing a job right ONCE is rage inducing.

[@stanevans7991]

I swear i've not laughed this much in ages, your blunt honest opinion is great. Imagine how much the guy who sold this is laughing thought? Get your girlfriend or boyfriend to hold your tripod fro GayBay. 🤣 ffs, classic. Thanks Matt

[@AvenEngineer]

Are you completely certain this isn't Spinal Tap? Young lads physical comedy is on par with Buster Keaton.

[@allanhughes7859]

No fins to break I note ????????????????????

[@Tradeofjane]

Him not having tables has nothing to do with him being American and us being, "Dirt f**king cheap". It's most likely because that garage is small and he lives with his parents. Aside from that his biggest mistake was buying that POS in the first place. You can already see from the big hole in the cylinder head that it's gone. I don't know what he thought he could salvage except maybe a few bolts. The conditions that caused that hole would have already damaged everything from the cylinders to the gears anyway. Even if a part like a gear looks fine it will likely be brittle from overheating and isn't worth reusing.

[@UnCivilEngineerIRL]

Hey Matt, is this the little bollix that broke the fin off Isaacs bike on you ?

[@11metalfan]

Love that the dislike button is always clicked hahaha Doing God's work

[@NotRodder]

"Commonly available ? We need to check that too" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dwhxyz]

I just had flick through the original video and comments. What is it with Americans thinking this goon is awesome, knows what he's doing and worse of all comparing his work to Allen Millyard. That's has got to be the biggest insult ever made to Allen! I did laugh at his strip down video when he pulled the front axle out without the bike being supported....

[@aliso8017]

Leaving aside the warped cases which mean it's going to end in tears anyway, the "repair" (?) itself is just hilarious. The pieces he welded in are not even the same thickness of the case, he rounded all edges with the file so they won't have proper contact to distribute the pressure once the engine gets going (It won't but I'm just theorizing), and the likelyhood of an aged factory Suzuki engine case and a Wal-Mart profile having the same properties once heated or under pressure of forces (they are structural to the engine) tends to zero. I guess he could as well have put there some american tape and spare himself some work 😂