How to Speak German FAST!😁😁

[@comebacksarecool2834]

"Eh" is truly the most powerful word in the german language

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😂😂😂stimmt!

[@der_nona_275]

„Äähhh“

[@florianeck6512]

Dings

[@sG-jy4ti]

Well, wrong. As a German i never heard eh. It's called äh.

[@comebacksarecool2834]

@@sG-jy4ti even äh isn't a word

[@niklaskaiser3734]

German here fully understood everything.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

I knew you would!😁🥰😂

[@azrael7554]

Komplett, hat er schon recht, aber ich sehe anders

[@fastbutsafe5461]

so, what actually he said

[@vyl4650]

@@fastbutsafe5461 his weekend was okay so far but not to good since something bothered him. What that was will forever be a mystery

[@junas5]

@@vyl4650 okay that's actually what i got as well. I was doubting him but it actually seems to work🤣

[@glidertastic5778]

I find it funny how he has no typical hungarian accent when speaking english, but I could tell immediately he was hungarian when he switched to german.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

I loved and hated reading this😂😂

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

😄

[@Domi_Plays]

@@tamasvamoscomedy Na, jóó. Üdvözlet honfitárs! 😆

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

@@Domi_Plays 🙌🙌😂😂

[@Domi_Plays]

@@tamasvamoscomedy nem a neved néztem először, és meghallottam, hogy Tamás, na mondom tuti magyar vagy. 😂

[@luisebritta6139]

You could also spice it up with the occasional ”Genau” and ”Achso” 😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Stimmt!!😊😁

[@dragutintheslav-veliki790]

As an Ausländer, I can agree that me and others talk exactly like this, also add the: Ehh, wie *heißt* diese, ehh??

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

🙌🙌😂😂

[@zepion1509]

Da kommst du in Sachsen aber nicht weit haha 😆

[@merfyn2834]

@@zepion1509 und Sachsen kommen generell nicht weit

[@Eevee_-wz1uo]

Would be funny of i could just put that on a german test and the teacher would figure it out😂😂 (German is a mandatory subject for 2 years in my school then you get the choice between french and german and the german exam is harder because it is closer to our language dutch, so ill drop it and choose french haha)

[@trippiechris1852]

I think a lot of european countries have their own form of it. Americans exclusively use uh or er. England is er apparently yall are just a whiny “ehhh”😂

[@DSGuitar2]

Growing up in a German Hungarian household I knew where this man is from as soon as he said his first German word

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁

[@HelloIamLauraa]

Haha same😄

[@gabriellaloerincz2868]

Me too lol

[@teaandphysics3846]

Same 😂

[@brooklynwhereweat]

„diese“ is the most used word by foreigners in Germany lmao

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁😁

[@CatWith-AHat]

Well I leave for a three week stay in Germany tomorrow hopefully this works Edit:(For those asking for updates I will be here longer than the three weeks but these two phrases in the facility i got sent to work in I have used daily, along with pointing and a few more. Born and raised germans below 40 can speak pretty good English but the problem I have here is the workers aren't Germans so they speak about much English as I do German. In addition if you're near halle and looking for work Trek Bicycle is hiring ;) if you can come and translate for me it would be great.)

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

DEFINITELY works!!😂😁

[@azrael7554]

Begrenzt

[@annowak6174]

Lol. Just mix some verbs or subjects in and you are golden

[@bobhempf7944]

You gotta work with your hands and feet but you will be fine 🤣

[@jomamasuks2573]

We’re full with people that don’t speak it fluently so don’t worry

[@Damuworld]

Same with spanish "Que" "Como" "Que es este" And "culo" Know these words youll be chatting it up with your mexican cook homies in no time

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Noice!

[@virtualwarp]

I guess he picked up some of that charming "German humor" while living there.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Austria baby😘

[@virtualwarp]

@@tamasvamoscomedy Same thing 😂

[@star_wars_the_501st2]

@@tamasvamoscomedy Where did u live, Vienna?

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

@@star_wars_the_501st2 yup!

[@mondschein8067]

What charming german humor?

[@memegod6340]

I am german und ich hab alles verstanden

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Fantastisch!😁

[@jonask3703]

War mal in nem Berliner Kabarett da meinte einer: Wenn du als Engländer oder Franzose seit 5 Jahren in Deutschland immer noch kein deutsch sprichst ist das der coole internationale Flair der Stadt. Wenn du als Südländer nach 2 Jahren noch kein deutsch sprichst, bist du schlecht integriert. 😫😂

[@kailasac6532]

Soooo wahr!! Mein erster Gedanke war auch, hmm klingt wie ein Grieche 🤣🤣🤣

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😂😂

[@ffokcuf761]

Nur das es jetzt zuviele sort gibt die mehr als 5 jahre sort sind und immernoch sehr schlecht deutsch sprechen. Sowas kann man sich selbst nicht im ausland erlauben. Da musste ich die ersten 2 Jahre jeden tag lernen ansonsten keine arbeit und keine aufenthaltserlaubniss, was auch vollkommen richtig ist.

[@custom13.]

Agreed from Switzerland. Yes it actually works even for us sometimes its all we need too

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

🙌🙌😁🥰

[@leDevin]

As a German I can 10% agree with that, i will understand you with even only those 3 words

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Only 10%?😁😁

[@CelphTitled7]

@@tamasvamoscomedy i think he wanted to type 100% but forgot one zero

[@bonazza4483]

I can 9.54% agree with that

[@arc8218]

They know, their language is hard to learn 😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😂😂

[@Avocado_Ananas]

I actually have problems with the gramma and I am german, so I don‘t want to know how hard it is to learn german. 😂

[@mondschein8067]

German is hard to learn? Oh men, I am happy that I am a native speaker. With english and german you can live perfect

[@_-insertname-_]

@@mondschein8067 schau dir bitte einmal an welche Wörter der die das haben und dann weißt du wieso Deutsch so ein Horror ist XD

[@mondschein8067]

@@_-insertname-_ ich weiß es ganz gut 😂 nur ich machs ja automatisch

[@suytikyuu4003]

As a German let me translate translate what he said when he got asked "Tamas how was your weekend ?" He was on a tinder date with a girl but the girl didn't showed up, so instead he went home but he forgot his key and went back to the restaurant.The restaurant was closed but a cute and friendly waiter helped him searching when he explained his situation .They found the key and she asked her out on a date .He is nervous and now he asks his friend for advice

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

100% accurate 😁😁😁

[@justinesser1500]

I can’t bro 🤣🤣🤣 but it literally is lol me that. You made my day. Greeting from Germany ✌🏼

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Thank you! My pleasure!😊😁

[@killerfox1086]

As a native speaker, I can say that it is a pretty good trick

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁😁

[@hulkderboss91]

Im glad he had a good weekend

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

I DID!!!😂

[@osgrace3341]

Another staple word us „bitte“ it works as „please, thank you, say again pls, what the f***.“

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

True that!😁

[@lbby4219]

Also as "you're welcome" and "na bitte" ~ "finally" :)

[@mormel6031]

Did this on my exam 😁 got a 1/10

[@alakazaam4292]

😂

[@2fortsmostwanted]

Congrats!!

[@mormel6031]

@@2fortsmostwanted You know that 1 out of 10 is the worst.. Right?

[@2fortsmostwanted]

@@mormel6031 no kidding

[@star_wars_the_501st2]

L teacher

[@hunterh1175]

Anyways they speak English so damn well… they’re literally all bilingual at 16

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

True that

[@Avocado_Ananas]

First rule in germany: If somebody ask if you speak english, say: „A little bit“ (otherwise your not a real german😂)

[@laerramarie2620]

Much younger for most

[@Fleischhirn]

But not from school, 'cause in Germany you learn sh*t from English class.

[@chy4e431]

​@@Avocado_Ananas tbh it's not that they are lying, the reality is that most speak enough English to communicate, most times poorly, but they can communicate. And they know enough English to know their English is bad, so they say "a little bit"

[@hiiambarney4489]

Damn, he had a very interesting weekend!

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Oh you have no idea😁

[@noahbodycares3005]

This is the equivalent of only learning “can I get a fuckin’ uhhh” in english

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Also works!

[@nicsunnre3464]

As a German i can confirm these are the only 4 words needed to speak german

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😂😂😁

[@JazzDrummer1946]

I can speak a German dialect that most Germans a) can't understand and b) may never have even heard before. It's a Jewish-German called Lachoudisch; from the Bavarian region of Germany. I grew up speaking it with my parents (both Holocaust survivors. Both still alive at 94). It incorporates both Hebrew and Yiddish. It hasn't been spoken in Germany since before WW2 (for obvious reasons).

[@j22563]

You're so special :O

[@AlterSolis]

Preserve this language at all costs with your family, descendants or whatever. You have a unique heritage that you should never forsake. I don’t know you but I beg you to keep it alive bro! Your story is so fascinating!

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

That's pretty awesome!!

[@claudiudan9800]

What u mean ?! Bayerisch ?!...

[@thegreeneyedmonster3793]

Ja freilich ! :D

[@Stephanie-BTS]

So true (I am a native german speaker and even I am talking like this) 😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁🙌😂

[@jamoinsen.]

"Dings" wär auch gut

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Stimmt

[@anonymous08mnsh7]

True I sometimes wait for my friend to complete my own sentences haahah

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😂

[@cuileth3369]

He... that... he is correct, and I am amused, proud and humbled at the same time.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

And I am honored. Thank you!😊

[@_Yinx.]

I am german and omg this is so funny but soo true 😂😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

🥰🥰

[@100procent2]

That is so true 😂 I was doing this same at first. Works even when you doesn't hear what someone said 😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😂

[@sunnytabby]

Baha..😂😂😭 Omg this is incredibel

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁🥰🥰

[@annikah.3924]

I'm german and I completely know what he meant, it is soooo true 😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁😁

[@anisamuhammad5207]

NOOO when he started talking i remembered all the people i talked to who talked like this

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁my pleasure

[@30secondsTHESIS]

Ehhh ehhh ahhh eee.... Do every langauge think loudly like that

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

No

[@demonicbean4203]

In german its "ääh dings hier näh"

[@IGotNoJam]

@@demonicbean4203 äh öööh AH ach ne doch nicht

[@demonicbean4203]

@@IGotNoJam ah achso jo na denn

[@mohammednaji9391]

jaaa woolllll

[@davidforthoffer9180]

I am Groot.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

So am I!

[@davidforthoffer9180]

@@tamasvamoscomedy I am Groot!

[@crystal7143]

Understood him perfectly

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁

[@tangerine101]

This dude pulling up to a MacDonalds: *Diese eh, eh, diese, weiß du eh, eh.* Worker: _visible confusion_

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😂😂😂😂

[@aceofspades58]

I will translate what he was saying at the end, for the non-german viewers. "I had quite a pleasant day, I went to the beach and met my favourite actor, Keanu Reeves. He invited me to his house over in the west midlands where we played minigolf and got wasted. It was a great day. Also the donkey-satellite/beer (sorry his pronounciation was weird) was really cheap."

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

100%accurate

[@Ineptias_]

German is my first language and I still do that.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁😂

[@evobrand1210]

Jep, I had such conversations. This explains a lot...

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😂😂😁

[@barnabascsontos1572]

Több nekem sem megy😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😂🙌

[@FixedKarma]

It helps that a decent amount of German words sound similar in both languages, if you try speaking English with a Deutsch person you could find them understanding what you're say from the bits and pieces that are similar.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Correct 😁

[@eileensnow6153]

My grandma is Mexican and she and her sisters went on vacation to Italy. None of them spoke a lick of Italian, but between Spanish and gestures they comfortably got through their week-long trip :)

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

I would've paid to see those interactions

[@himanshpandey6380]

This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Thank you🥰

[@1aboPLZ]

I'm German the most common words i say are Joa, Nö, Moin 😂👌

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Also accurate 😁😁😁

[@Witchinghourmisteries]

As a German this is 100% true LMAO

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁🥰🥰

[@skibbitybop9430]

I don't understand this joke at all but it's still funny wtf

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Thanks😁😁

[@alicianagel3351]

I didn't expect him to be THAT on point wow

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Thanks 😁😁

[@alicianagel3351]

@@tamasvamoscomedy why, you’re welcome. My uncle is from another country and he literally just communicated like this with me and my brother. It was like hearing him talk again :')

[@martijnbonnema6228]

"soo" is all you need

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Genau

[@Zombyra]

This is all you need. Greets from Germany.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Thanks! Greets from Vienna!😁😁🥰

[@phoenixbagri744]

As a Martian, I can confirm.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Hello Jon!

[@LiniTheSoul]

That’s actually true 😂😂😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁🥰

[@ChikunVA]

As a German I can say that it actually is like that

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

🙌😁🙌

[@jackjazzhands2357]

... thats surprisingly correct and true ..

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Thank you🥰😁

[@SryBut]

This is so accurate. XD

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁🥰

[@thundercat9427]

This is sooo accurate XD

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁🙌🙌

[@sreers1625]

Dieser Chat ist jetzt Eigentum des BND

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Yes

[@mrgoldengraham027]

"Err" "you know..." "these like..."

[@shiny2423]

My first words when I was stationed in Stuttgart was, "Ein Bier bitte!"

[@user-mdjc]

😂😂😂 Now I've got a heads up before landing in Germany 😂👏

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Hope it helped!!😁

[@user-mdjc]

@@tamasvamoscomedy definitely! 😁🤝

[@josenhogan764]

Translation: "This weekend i did some gardening over there and right here" Your welcome

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Perfectly accurate!😁😁

[@stoneinator2036]

Not forget about 'dings'

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Stimmt!

[@blubbfisch98]

Also the essential greeting of "Alles Gut? Alles gut"

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Eh!😁

[@05basTi]

Shit, this is actually true. Our Afghan player on the football team actually talks like this and we manage communicate absolutely fine.

[@veronikaschlensog5193]

He's not wrong....😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Thanks😁😁

[@Joe_Kerr]

As german native speaker i can confirm that he indeed told about his weekend very specific and detailed.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Riiight?!?!😁 thank you sir!

[@xXardos1x]

I know a lot Hungarians in Germany and i can confirm it 😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😂😂

[@258annabell]

As a german i can relate to this because english is slowly becoming like my native language :)

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

🥰

[@Better_Clean_Than_Green]

As a German I can't confirm that.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁

[@radioactive.rabbit]

In every school presentation you'll have AT LEAST 35 ÄhhhHhhHhs

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁yup!

[@khajiit4981]

Here's the way I learnt German, speak a confused mixture of English and French quickly and you'll be understood.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

I think thats a french misconception

[@lbby4219]

Es freut mich sehr, dass Tamas am Wochenende mit dem Renovieren so weit vorangekommen ist.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Danke!😁😁

[@toughnut9734]

That's true buddy 😂😂😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Thanks😂😂🥰

[@onionbubs386]

"Weißt du diese...diese...eh" "Oh ja Alter, das weiß ich genau"

[@vornamenachname8524]

As a German, I can confirm that everthing was understandable. 😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Riiight???!?😁😁😂

[@aviatorb77w]

INCREDIBLY true! POV: in Germany non natives: "ich... also ehhh diese ..." * pause * "...diese... dings..." natives: *"Sehr geehrter Herr _______, ich wünsche ihnen einen ausgesprochen angenehmen Tag und freue mich sie kennenlernen zu dürfen."* non natives: *w h a t ?*

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

ALL the time

[@thedude4970]

So fucking accurate holly 😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁😁

[@izekealtopanga8513]

Look up Sid Caesar double talk or double speak, he does a German accent and speaks basic gibberish with bits of German words. He was so good, that often fooled native speakers from Germany

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😂😁😂

[@rayaangelova6332]

Im a foreigner in Germany and I have a pretty good German accent

[@Pendragon667]

Basically every Mario Barth in a nutshell

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Gee how many mario barths are there?

[@Pendragon667]

@@tamasvamoscomedy Luckily just one. But that one is enough. :-))) For those who don't know: Mario Barth is a german stand-up Comedian who, since 2001, mainly deals with the interactions between men and women whereas some (or most) would say that his humor is rather blend, simpe and sometimes blunt. Either you love him or hate him saying he's not funny at all. As for the connection with this video: Mario Barth has a rather distinct way to speak always using the same simple phrases in his shows. Phrases very similar to what Tamas portrayed in this humoristic video

[@scowced6090]

Thats so true, am German myself and its rly like this

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁

[@Dloin]

Just put Dings in there and you have 50% of conversation in Ruhr Area... "hier, Dings, weißte doch, eh,...."

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😂

[@stefan.5987]

As a fellow German, i can confirm it's exactly like that. Eh eh diese machen diese tun wollen. 😂🥺

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Weisst eh

[@fumblingthebag]

As a native i can confirm this as true

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁😁🙌

[@halimz_BiH]

That's sooo true. I can speak fully German we just have this dude in class who couldn't speak German at first. He just did these words sometime and it was so funny. 😂😂😂

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

And suddenly everyone understood

[@MR_KIWEE]

"And "eh" "🤣🤣🤣

[@ssoulsaver]

me as a native german can tell that its true😭

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁😁

[@hamiyetkezer7972]

I'm dutch and its so close to german that i understand what you're saying without reading it in english

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😁😁

[@ginafromkryta]

As half german and half brit I can confirm that many people that are not native german speakers use this on a daily basis and we understand everything. Also germans do this in other countries with: you know ... this ... uhm

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

They do!😊

[@ThereIsNoGod.]

I add "so" into the Mix. You can get everywhere with it. You say it if you want to leave or go to the toilet or somewhere else. You say it if you are done with something you did or want to do. It is a very powerful word.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Stimmt!

[@mertoe2153]

Kind of similar to "you know uhm like uhm you know"

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Exactly

[@egg002]

I speak like this as a fluent German speaker, just randomly like “hast du mein ehhhh dieses eh, weißt du, das ehhhhh du weißt dieses ehhh”

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Welcome to the ausländer crew😁😂😂

[@FBIAGENT54]

Me who is german:"well easy for me"

[@Mr_Dink]

You forgot "Alter"

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Stimmt!

[@brave_wolf4922]

This is so true I am german and i understood everything

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

😂😂😁

[@MeME-xs6tk]

It's similar for me, I live in Austria and have English in school if i sometimes have trouble explaining something in English im just saying using the words "you know", "like" and eeehhh and somehow the other person manages to understand me.

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Works like a charm!

[@elschaetty]

True, can confirm, i do it all the time with my Opa lol

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

Awesome!😁

[@bestshadow6585]

I remember one time I was at a Train station and some foreign person came to me, with a paper in his hand and only said "Weißt du diese... dies. Dies hier?" He pointed at the paper where the name of the train station was. I said "Ja diese Bahnhof ist dies (pointed at the name)" Then he pointed at another name and just said "Diese fahren? (This driving?)". I pointed at the railway and said "Diese" and then pointed at the name on the paper. He thanked me and walked away. Wonder if he reached his goal XD

[@tamasvamoscomedy]

See?!?! It works!!!😁😁😂😂