How To Speak Perfect English!

Two guys try to impress a girl from London by leveling up their standards of english. This sketch was based off a Winnie The Pooh Meme.
Written and Directed by:
Quan Wong: / z.h.a.o.q.u.a.n
STARRING
Brandon Ho: / itsbrandonho
Jin Lim: / jinnyboy
Melissa Campbell: / heymelbelle
Jiven Sekar: / jivensekar
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[@Jinnyboy]

You could suggest a title, best one will be used :P

[@aigeee]

Hi

[@israelayoade]

Malaysian girls in love. (Why there is a Malaysian girl in my college in USA and I have a crush on her. So...whatever😏. That aside both of us have the same birthdate.)

[@ValerieMegan]

How To Get Away With Shakespeare 😂

[@ravenbwn]

How to not impress girl with British accent :D haha..You should make videos with james corden

[@jimmyliaw1442]

This is how you write 1000 words English essay for SPM.

[@alvingoldfishchin]

The highlight I think is the waiter... he literally understands whole things what you want order... hahahahahahha

[@rashdan8168]

Istg if they didn't put the meaning i wouldn't understand

[@cliff0803]

alvingoldfishchin ikr

[@sumaiyahhnn3931]

i know right...

[@mayaa5092]

ikr XD

[@ijum]

The 'i know right' squad! 😜🤣

[@kathrynwaldorf2189]

Let's not forget the team who had to look up countless dictionaries in order to come up with those "atas" lines for them 👏👏👏

[@deanab-se5op]

does Malaysian Chinese really use "atas"? I thought this is Singaporean thingy.

[@kathrynwaldorf2189]

@@deanab-se5op Some of us use it.

[@deanab-se5op]

@@kathrynwaldorf2189 ah I see...

[@factsverse9957]

@@deanab-se5op Atas is both Malay and Indonesian - so I think using it in Malaysia is appropriate. Next time don't use NOC as a benchmark :-)

[@deanab-se5op]

@@factsverse9957 that's not what I meant. I'm Malaysian so I know the meaning of that word. We, Malay don't use "atas" instead we use "high class/top quality".

[@umarsaadsalehuddinbinsamsu4922]

Me trying to reach 500 words in essay

[@itsbrandonho]

WAHLAO WEI. Still remember shooting this with our outfits. HOT DIE ME 🔥🔥

[@luvtoplay9199]

Hola!

[@jiajialee5700]

But you look goon in that outfit 🌚

[@tidakbernama5632]

til the moments u walk away go out from our hotel , then i know who actually u are . . thankz brandon for have a night at our hotel urban h hotel penang . . hope to serve u better . . see u again next time

[@itsbrandonho]

@@luvtoplay9199 HOLAAA! :)

[@itsbrandonho]

@@jiajialee5700 Awh! Too kind! Thank youuuu! :)

[@deepster8731]

I like how the hats kept stacking😂

[@berkahabadi9482]

And the glasses!

[@sabahbubbler]

This is so unrealistic No mamak waiter ever carries pen and paper

[@stonecold590]

As a mamak, I agree. Video is not doing us justice. #mamakpride

[@neskepi]

it is true, i was the paper

[@jayjac]

Yes im a mamak... my another hand is always in my pants

[@WanKhairilRezaKamaludin]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Comment section is now closed.

[@chowturtlezpabus]

They become so brit they forgot how to mamak

[@DanKhooProductions]

how long did it take for you guys to memorize the lines haha

[@Jinnyboy]

damn freaking long sia

[@dratan1051]

😂😂

[@elonmusk42]

@@Jinnyboy hhhh

[@sebastiansim9183]

Both of them sound like French trying to speak English rather than Brits speaking their accent lol

[@junbecks]

Same people, starting with William the conqueror

[@lxcky21]

N'importe quoi... 🙄

[@mkleng]

I work in the UK. Definitely not like French speaking English. Theirs is olden days English, around the 1800s.

[@compressor4452]

It's weird to see people around the world struggling to learn RP and it's hardly spoken in the UK

[@maude9191]

SleepAfter Eat there are actually lot of posh speakers in the UK, especially the upper class or people who study at posh schools. But of course, there are more working class people therefore it’s still not common

[@abhishek.chakraborty]

The incremental exacerbation of anglicisation of their attire with each rhetorical retort is simultaneously visually vivid & hysterically humorous ! 🤪 Lol

[@helenuh485]

lmao

[@pipsfeefa]

1:51 waiter: deyyy!!! no smoking here, sir!

[@joeljasmin9982]

Nanti kene bayar fine

[@Tradingpassion]

Hahaha

[@itsmee2023]

As a British person, I totally understood this Haha Title: How to impress someone with a British accent

[@jigyasaborana9893]

This was the best comedy you guys have made 😂. I loved how you kept on accessorising the characters😂. And i couldn't stop laughing

[@sushilsanthosh8593]

OMG I m laughing so hard at their outfits everytime more than their English itself 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Jinnyboy]

Thank you!

[@brandonyouth5241]

Queen's English Intensifies

[@boy638]

If only you could get Henry Golding for this video, hopefully in the future!

[@CarterSlade22]

I wonder how long it took you guys to memorize the script!

[@mr._.earworm]

Yeah

[@inthewonderlandz]

Ordering this way in Hong Kong tea restaurant at busy hours, the staff will greet your whole family!

[@xbetterman]

DLLM

[@ideology8230]

Wonder Beyond 傻逼

[@ideology8230]

Wonder Beyond They still use simple words and sentences for me

[@FlaneganB]

haiya.. fai tit la...

[@eugenelam5645]

(means using foul language to shit on your family)

[@dmingthing]

I need to find this mamak spot

[@elonmusk42]

Hello verified youtuber that have no reply

[@gusionassasin1284]

The title suggest “best waiter mamak for understanding british” haha

[@fongchye1946]

Bluedragon Uzmi Waiter need a raise for su re

[@yuzuriharikka4569]

3 mins of every Malaysian when meeting a foreigner😂

[@mkleng]

That's our skill specific to Malaysians only. No other Asian nation can assimilate another accent like us; not even Singaporeans!

[@gordonwee5110]

yesss

[@leonghongling9842]

Foreigner: *Exists* Malaysians: Is this a celebrity

[@jackjackyphantom8854]

@@mkleng What skills? Plenty of Singaporeans can do British accent. Watch NOC's videos whereas they do Russian accent!

[@mkleng]

@@jackjackyphantom8854 Oklah... give you chance since Singaporeans were once Malaysians before! 😅 but you guys tend to speak with you Singlish accent in Western countries. I know because I’ve worked with plenty of overseas Singaporeans. Swallow your pride and try to speak with a bit of Western accent to make it easier for Westerners to understand you, which will grease the wheels more and promote effectiveness and efficiency!

[@berkahabadi9482]

😂😂😂😂I'm dead. The more sophisticated they talked = the more stacked glasses and hats they wear😂😂And yet, the patient indifferent waiter cut it short and took the order right!💯

[@haha-eg8fj]

You guys have done an incredible job! This is so hilarious. I wouldn't even think of those words.

[@LOVEME1360]

E150D Capitalist Thirst Quencher. That's my favorite line.

[@panzwes5993]

I'm impressed by those long-winded descriptions of food, but spent a large portion of this video wondering why the girl had such an accent. She and I are not from the same part of London.

[@azfarizal28]

Jin & Brandon: Ridiculously Impressive Vocabularies. Mamak Waiter: Jack of All English Translations UK Girl: The Duchess of Keeping a Straight Face.

[@TheAlanDopez]

1:38 I thought nasi lemak will be in this video as there is a high end Western restaurant joke about it. Steamed White Rice with Coconut Milk, Seasoned with Special Spicy Red Sauce, Sprinkled with Deep Fried Anchovies, topped with Hard Boiled Egg and Freshly Sliced Cucumber by the Chef. 2:22 I would fancy one of your finest sky juice with a few cubes of exotic ice, please.

[@kinglits7169]

Wow wow wow haha That eye roll after the order haha

[@weydinforu1865]

The way of two guys speaking reminds me of the malaysia ex deputy prime minister Ahmad zahid when he gave english speech on UN meeting.. 😆

[@pandapandai8339]

hahhaa bodo ..... tersedak aku baca komen ni

[@samuelachi6298]

I would LOVE to watch the behind scene video~ How can you guys rmbr?!

[@letzUploadit]

I LOVE THIS :D

[@mme90]

This made me laugh out loud....in public 😅😂🤣 Thanks guys!

[@khairulkhaizuran6003]

As a subscriber of jinnyboytv since the video about memories at primary school, congratulations for ur 1 million subscribers!! proud of u guys man. keep on producing good videos 👍.

[@damanbharani5029]

I like how the font changed

[@kazama2212]

I'm rewatching this, now with my dictionary open

[@zoziejeh]

I want a white refined floor bread came from fresh farms. Waiter: - okay! Indian bread?? What else??? 😅

[@Hanna-cn2gj]

Like wtf?? I cannot understand and the waiter nailed it af 😂

[@erickgilbert7686]

That 'coke with less ice' kills me 2:43

[@harithiskandar3135]

Never fail to make Malaysian laugh good job guys....oh ya maybe the title could be How To Wing Like Englishman

[@anniebvl]

The perfect description of dosa/thosai 😂😂

[@adrianlaw36]

Anyone else noticed that it went from MORNING to AFTERNOON while ordering food then drinks?? YEP. *THEY TOOK THAT LONG TO ORDER.*

[@newname3718]

Yeaaaa noticed that. Food for morning drinks for afternoon HAHAHAH

[@tsyeap]

the Ah Neh has the best english literacy to understand all the orders

[@thantsithuaung8534]

You guys are always making a amazing movie I like that I’m proud of you guys👏🏻

[@OmarEwert]

I couldn’t hear the video over my laughter 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@TET2005]

This is freaking funny... level up for the boys.

[@ddemessiah]

After embracing their exquisite orders, I must say I felt horridly famished as well

[@maxsalable]

why is this honestly such quality content

[@IzhanZubir]

Hahahah right to the double hats and all, this is really hillarious.

[@vredigo]

Even My English Teacher Don't Understand .

[@LargestClassifieds]

exquisitely-crafted, devastatingly hilarious

[@bruce4551]

well this is literally how people sound like in UK... 100% reflection on the truth

[@ahmadnurfayyadhbinmusa6932]

all your vids are never disappointed

[@haykalhakimy2880]

i stan for the Mamak guy xD his reaction tho!

[@claralol5642]

“botanic ovaries” SKSKS

[@timlim2053]

HAPPY 1 million JINNYBOY!!

[@ZRROR]

We need a part 2 of this.

[@sitifairuz111]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just like that first girl say idiot from high school...hehehehe

[@kugendranmastermind0273]

How many times i watch this video i still laugh.

[@kenxry7536]

What a wonderful accent that given to a lovely girl👌good job

[@freezyannmalingin6676]

A special admiration for this gratitude video

[@Jinnyboy]

Oh thank you!

[@waryamoorthy4862]

I like those rolling eyes in the end tho hahahahahah hes like,Finally they stop talking🙄😂

[@AmarayshLaiOfficial]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣 High class restaurant menu ah yall 😂😂😂 "Okay" at the end lmaoooo 🤣👏

[@Jinnyboy]

Lol

[@dxisoon796]

well you just need to add 'LAH' to be a Malaysian😂

[@ReezFlizzow]

Lol...u are correct bro..I'm a grab driver..guess what...a few foreign customers ask me why do i add "lah" 🤣

[@fatimahibrahim4831]

Lah...normally Singaporean used

[@aimanzaidi3507]

His got a very cute accent. This made my day. Thanks jinnyboytv

[@freeanytime8270]

Somehow I’ve watched it over and over again 🤣

[@sarawakstudio1111]

Classic acting from these gentlemen. Solid Malaysian jokers ... double thumbs up 😁

[@ciri4kgaming7]

I love the double subtitles part.

[@quasi-crystal]

The voiceover on masterchef when the dish is served

[@the_hanburger]

2:17 HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY ROTI TISSUE! 😂

[@Ryan-rp1bg]

You guys got english school? Sign me up!!!🤣😂

[@Jinnyboy]

lol

[@novielendacay9407]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! (LAUGHS FANCY)

[@SJuly-mg1xf]

This is my favourite video ever from jinnyboytv !!

[@godnarcotics3046]

This video is truly a masterpiece

[@kendrickang4991]

after this confirm a1 in english

[@mpamix602]

the waiter studied in harvard

[@Wilsoncinephile]

You guys did a really great British job 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@JerChung]

Congratulations on 1 Million Subscribers! Libations are in order to celebrate this momentous occasion good sir.

[@R3dApple]

This video deserves more views

[@keylia000]

Omg these 2 guys should make a fancy restaurant menu with a description in each section of the food.

[@RyeonLok]

I am surprised that the MAMAK can understand Sir English, even I can't understand.

[@omarzaifulizan3064]

morale of the story: Be yourself, and don't change who you are for other people!

[@KH-sc8yn]

They are both really pretty

[@suriyakarunakaran2983]

This what i assume, Shakespeare's english would sound like in any of his plays or books.. 😂

[@kennethlim5514]

...to 'like' or not to 'like', that is my question'...

[@wj8026]

At last, it’s been a long time jinnyboy didn’t release such video. Hahaha! Good job jinnyboy!

[@exoticmoroccancarpetandlam7099]

That boucherrini song is my favourite... Always open when stucked in traffic jam

[@SiaZS]

hahahahhaa this is by far one of the best film all year round!!! i imagine how hard it is to remember those catchy phrases, difficult word must be.. 7 thumbs up!!!

[@Jinnyboy]

this was tough to memorize, thanks for watching! big ups to Quan for writing and directing this!

[@ryanazeem7784]

Normal People : Boss Jin & Brandon : WAITER

[@newname3718]

Tsk tsk normal people were so much more humble~ 😂😂😂😂everyone can be boss

[@piol91]

I thought Sherlock Holmes is harder to get their words sometimes but this is utterly splendid. Well done, sir.

[@juzforworks]

Wahahahaha!!! Shit is so fancy i need a second monocle! Oh my gosh! Can't stop laughing! Hahahaha!!!

[@progamernot5987]

Tbh I’m a simple man so for the tittle I would recommend: How to sir like an English

[@calvinchan3404]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA THE NO SMOKING PART AHHAHAHAA IM DEDDDD

[@RayMak]

Hahahahaha suddenly so high class

[@blackhole9737]

Ok......... Again

[@JB-lz6nu]

The most amazing performance is the waiter.

[@Mr35diamonds]

Why did they change the title?

[@NoNAME-ls9mm]

Finally a new Skit!

[@alvingoldfishchin]

random suggestion bring me back to this video... i almost frgt this video and this video most awesome part is still the waiter... he is the legend of legend who understand all those so call perfect english... he must encounter alot white people that talk like that... hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@RyuKyu316]

Finally, 1440p videos!

[@JinnyboyTVHangouts]

4k! woot!!

[@siuol0002]

I don't know yet any of your delicacies, but I'm full with all the laughter and all the outfit you have. My thanks, Mr. :D

[@deanab-se5op]

Jinny did a good job with the accent. WTF mammary gland!!!

[@ajsw2629]

Thsi deserves an Oscar