How to Survive in the hood 😂

[@shyowl3453]

Moral of the story, DONT GO IN THE HOOD!!!!

[@SupahBigg577]

Exactly! And if you have to go, you'd better be strapped! 😂

[@shyowl3453]

@@SupahBigg577 buddy brown made a good song about it XD

[@lucaswhite3411]

Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. Ye must be born again to enter into the kingdom of God

[@the_mattescat8497]

Nah. Don’t go around black people

[@no-gracias9863]

I thought the leasson was - "if you see a ni*** run the other way" My bad...

[@Bambam-eh7qk]

Bros explaining how to stay alive in the calm and aggressive way💀

[@sheezy2526]

*Most calm

[@RobotSaitama]

Lol

[@jueymiah1810]

@@sheezy2526 🤓

[@Pip_Bear]

​@@sheezy2526it really doesn't matter mate. You clearly know what they meant

[@maitres-chez-nous5609]

AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX

[@lookatthis175]

“Aye my cousin live right here. That’s all”😂😂😂

[@BlackLion85]

😂😂😂

[@OMINOUSREDdotcom]

That was the funniest part. I wasn't expecting bro to sound like that...

[@abdulosman111]

the way he ran off 😂

[@wza223-fo3mc]

carry on...

[@TheDeadManSwitch]

The smoke alarm chirp halfway through was a chefs kiss, ngl.

[@user-bl9rl1co6q]

😂 *Beep*

[@Jon79w]

😂😂😂

[@What_are_YouTube_Profiles]

@@user-bl9rl1co6q The Smoke Alarm: Intense thinking....... Me and the boys: don't you do- The Smoke Alarm: beep- Me and the boys: BOYS JUMP IT! The Smoke Alarm: EVEN LOUDER BEEP-

[@Hell_Inc_CEO]

This is some National Geographic educational programming for the hood

[@DrReginaldFinleySr]

I would love to hear this is David Attenborough's voice. lol.

[@micmarduk]

​@@DrReginaldFinleySr I'm sure some dude could do it in 5min using AI 😅

[@marcinrobakiewicz2723]

Well, animals live there, so it's accurate :)

[@rognogog5092]

@@marcinrobakiewicz2723bruh…😑

[@erick7777]

@@DrReginaldFinleySr I was thinking Steve Irwin myself...LOL.

[@marshallhiggins4194]

The ghetto bird chirping is just perfect lmao

[@The_dude_with_a_name]

I was getting ready to say not the smoke detector beep lol

[@x1expert1x]

oh god I kept listening and heard it and started dying.

[@neemyn407]

You had me picturing a tree full of them birds

[@xXxLuciferMorningstarxXx]

I don't think those birds would be sitting in the tree, maybe dangling from the tree but not sitting ​@@neemyn407

[@maddyewton5802]

A ghetto bird is a helicopter not a smoke detector lmao wtf

[@darrell5703]

As a hood store owner, I can say that if you ever answer I’m here visiting my cousin or visiting my people as we down south say. Very nest question is, “oh for real? Who’s your people? Where they stay at?” But that maybe a southern thing. We are very nosy down here 😆😆😆

[@obliviouskellen1584]

Your fs getting asked “who’s your cousin” or “where they stay at” 😂

[@trianglemoebius]

I've heard that, but I always assumed it was making sure you're not just making shit up. Anyone can give a random name and they probably don't know everyone, but it's far harder to make up a street name, address, etc.

[@emanuelmartinez7267]

⁠@@trianglemoebius it's usually (in my hood at least) to see of the person you say you here to see or related to have some type of respect or love in that hood, if nobody know who your people is.... There's still a good chance you not safe 😂 just to be clear your friend or family member ain't gotta be active in the streets for the safe passage, just gotta be bare minimum a cool individual that those hood dudes pressing you likes

[@jreal5]

The way he ran away tho 😂

[@gvr2774]

u can tell he hood from the smoke detector 😂 its a classic

[@420moby]

he don't got battery replacement money

[@hudson474]

I thought I heard it 😂😵

[@Himothyth3third]

Ong bruh lmao

[@GetSchwiftyInHere]

Bro, I was just about to say I know somebody had to hear that smoke detector ha ha

[@63topher02]

@@GetSchwiftyInHereall the white guys heard that shit

[@guillermo7168]

Never flex in the hood, never return to the hood after doing well in life

[@pipthewarrior3738]

Heard about a dude renting a Lamborghini and going to the hood, got shot after flexing too hard out the window.

[@basketguitar9768]

​@@pipthewarrior3738The purple one right? I think I saw that video too.

[@pipthewarrior3738]

@@basketguitar9768 Yeah it's really messed up, but just goes to show what flexing really gets you.

[@cerindraco8407]

Or how bout if u get out don't look back and don't go back

[@UmiZoomR]

Maybe he never got out to begin with

[@Steve-sp7qu]

Also them “why do people stereotype us?!” 😂

[@nickrodriguez9867]

I was just thinking this lol

[@ericestrada5056]

You never been to the hood then

[@firefightingtexan5860]

They aren’t stereotypes if they aren’t true.

[@jn3xus858]

Any race can be from the hood. Ignorance comes in all colors.

[@yueshijoorya601]

​@@jn3xus858 But the culture starts from one specific group of subhuman. And everyone else has to follow suit because guns can be purchased by said subhumans.

[@mending_chord6787]

Moral of the story: If you see bars on the windows and doors, you took the wrong damn turn.

[@ElectricStealer]

Step 1: Don't go into the hood.

[@Sully365]

sometimes, you're born there....

[@darmaster88]

​​@@Sully365Step 0: Dont be born in the hood

[@yeeterdeleter0117]

Step -1: don't have your parents living in the hood

[@zeppkfw]

@@Sully365 Then let's do our best to get outta here. A bunch of my friends did.

[@duderdude4831]

​@@Sully365move

[@they_call_me_don9899]

Bro literally got his smoke alarm beeping in the background while recording these videos 😂😂😂

[@tigeruppercut2000]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@alreadydead8260]

Dude I was tripping so hard

[@nickk4953]

Fuck I thought that was mine. I took mine down to see which one needed replaced and had 2 of the 3 batteries out heard that and thought the 3rd needed replaced as well

[@FrostyBytes]

Im glad i just read this. I was about to get up and check around my house. Just texted the wife where the batteries are lol. Dang im hiiiigh

[@jonathanj9260]

That makes it hood certified.

[@biffnastya]

Stay prayed up wherever you go

[@0utta_n0wh3re3]

That whole "lemme see it" is so true bruh. The one I always fall for is "lemme borrow it for the weekend". I was a dumbass letting people use my shit

[@denpabacon8501]

Did I just hear a fucking smoke detector in the background? I swear to God this shit writes itself.

[@lauriecook2399]

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING MENTAL YES

[@click8708]

What is it with black people and beeping smoke detectors? I think these videos are passing on hidden messages to the black masses and the rest of us are all just unaware

[@nomore5643]

Same

[@neemanon]

Probably part of the bit. The whole thing was very stereotypical. Lmao. "Just get the f away" (from black people). Scott Adams

[@vongrimm1421]

Rewatched, just to make sure I heard it right. 😂

[@wb_golf]

I did NOT just hear your smoke alarm chirpin in the background of your voice over 💀

[@1Flyingfist]

I was just thinking FFS! thought that was mine. 😅

[@schmoils]

It obviously sounds at a decibel only heard by some people

[@calebalvarez1234]

Lmfao, damn I missed it the first time

[@Maliksamuels33]

He intentionally adds it for engagement (people will comment on it, boosting the algo)

[@lopezgregory6]

We (hood) dont hear that shit

[@gregwilson6582]

What a productive and rich culture. Heart warming informational video.

[@gator5793]

Jokes on that second kid. My draw is gonna be faster from a holster than his pocket

[@marsupialmaniac8083]

This is honestly pretty solid advice, no tough guy act just straight up do what you can to survive.

[@einjharrelraca]

@levichicwown9760 hence why i say consitutional carry should be federal law. lol

[@brandenmarcum430]

Look how close he is. Do you really think he’s gonna be able to pull that gun out of a pocket from a JACKET, and shoot me without shooting himself, all before I grab the knife from the sleeve and stab the shit out of him? Pfft. Not only that, but if you also carrying a gun, PROPERLY and not in the pockets of a freaking jacket 💀- you can shoot him before he even pulls his gun out. In todays world, they’ll just shoot you anyways. Besides. I would rather die with my dignity then let some hood mf think he got the better of me. I honestly do not care if I die or not. That makes me leagues “tougher” than any of them. They care about living, otherwise they wouldn’t resort to robbery to make a living. Edit: For some of you that think I’m “cringe”, stop projecting and go touch grass. If a mf is trying to rob you, he ain’t shit. He expects you to cower, he doesn’t expect you to fight back. Again, look how close he is. If he has a gun, he still has to aim the gun at you and pull the trigger without shooting himself. If you know proper gun safety, you have to take a stance to shot any sort of gun. If he’s that close to you, he’s not going to have a strong stance and you can push the gun out of the way with just a hand. Chances are, he’s gonna hold the gun sideways thinking it looks “cool”, which makes it even easier to push the gun away. These robbers don’t expect you to have a weapons on you. If it’s in your sleeve, or even in the pockets on the back of your pants, all you have to do is swat the gun away and stab him. You think that just because the guy has a weapon, the moment you try to defend yourself you’ll get “turned into chalk”? You’re a bitch for trying to rob people. This comment section tells me you have the same mindset as the robber in this skit. You think a gun makes you big and bad? Never be within stabbing distance if you’re going to use a gun on someone. That’s the first mistake, and probably your last if your “victim” is capable of self defense.

[@lostfauna6784]

@@brandenmarcum430bro your getting turned into chalk 💀

[@ahmedalsalahi2434]

@@lostfauna6784facts

[@zsan157]

@@lostfauna6784What he said is true though, if they’re standing that close to you with a gun in the jacket pocket, you can probably beat him if you know what you’re doing

[@Bananadude28]

The smoke detector tells me this man knows what he talking about lmao

[@GistedStaex]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that heard it

[@wyattbiker]

I thought was my house smoke detector chirping for new battery lol

[@kcirrednosrednad3596]

​@@wyattbiker Same

[@JPayne95]

Fr

[@Whydoyouneedtoknow776]

The sky bird be chirpin

[@Forestry_rl]

“Lemme see watchu got going on in there “ Is the most nicest way to rob smone 😂😂

[@keijimorita1849]

This reminds me of the time I sat in the middle of the bus (I am Asian). A couple black men in the back said: "We're not good enough for you?" I joined them. We chatted & parted ways without issue. The middle of the bus just had the most empty seats.

[@Noobgamer0325]

Ain't no way your smoke detector went off in the background

[@wellcryptbro]

Right 😂

[@TheBoringGuySA]

Typical 🙂

[@ParamotorSteve]

Ain't nobody got time for a second take!

[@saureminenaufseher4820]

At this point, I think he's doing it purposely, it's in every single vid, most if the time multiple times

[@dewmontain123]

Stereotypical. 😂

[@admirallazuli]

THE SMOKE ALARM 😭

[@IndorilTheGreat]

For real! I had to rewind to make sure it wasn't mine 🤣

[@Crimson0047]

What smoke alarm?

[@ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUser]

Nice pfp

[@Shiro642]

Every black youtuber i watch always got the smoke alarm goin wtff 😅😅😅

[@kaiowen8218]

Only white people noticed

[@OdgeBrown]

Such detailed analysis of the stages of progression of a hood robbery. Exceptional work 👏🏾

[@GaryThatsgary]

This is why your life is the way it is

[@BlackPillBuffet]

The fact that the narrator’s smoke detector is chirping is golden. 😂

[@SahilSharma-rn1ou]

Bruh I thought that was mine 😂

[@f.j.b.]

Narrator couldn't hear it.

[@deldrinov]

That's the sound of authenticity.

[@juman9523]

I didn't hear nun I just believed you

[@Skegfromcraigslist]

Can’t be real, it’s just too perfect

[@SmokinJim-3D]

The blackest thing about this video is your fire alarm chirping when your recording the voiceover

[@PotatoMateYT]

I didn’t even hear it the first time around💀

[@Speariture]

I heard it RIGHT after I read this lmao 💀💀💀

[@kidnamedre]

Damn my shut chirping as we speak lol

[@mikebruce17]

I heard it but my first assumption is that it's from my neighbors apartment.

[@DontLookBehindYou1]

OMG LOL... I went back through just to hear it... Oh, there it was

[@cliie3315]

The facial expressions got me cackling 😭

[@sudarshanbelavadi7337]

Bro is teaching us all that wtvr we have is not worth losing our life for, instead of teaching those guys that taking a life for a bunch of crap is not worth it. Wtf is this culture anyway. Need to be together here, guys.

[@OverStrive2008]

"cuz whatever you have, is not worth your life" is strangely motivational

[@indognito8448]

It motivated me too 😊

[@itbetrueyo]

My conceal carry says my valuables aren’t worth your life… 🤣🤣🤣

[@meme_man-fu5gn]

@@itbetrueyo my shit aint worth YOUR life

[@saraveronika7540]

Moral of the story, if you're a 13 year old, watch out for Epstein and Trump

[@jamesdd6020]

Plot twist. It's so people don't fight back when he tries to rob you

[@brandonh1317]

“Okay then carry-on!” Had me rolling 😂

[@Deadrum]

For real had me dead 💀 the hoodie dude’s look as the kid’s running away lmao

[@r.malcolmkr2052]

little did they know "Bull 33" was a certified slider with 5 confirmed bodies.

[@henrytomas]

Moral of the story? Avoid blacks.

[@alexsamuels2730]

Hurry up 😅

[@FATTYBONGRIPS]

😂😂 with that dumbass run

[@user-ju6rq3ij9l]

It's the fire alarm in the background of the commentary 🤣🤣 Confirms that what you're saying is valid. 🤣🤣

[@dariusdumitru664]

The fire alarm in the background 💀💀

[@COGsandwich51]

The smoke alarm in the back lets us know hes still in the hood so we can take his advice

[@Toastmaster_General]

This fucking sent me

[@jalenwiggins5831]

😂😂😂

[@kieranklipz1185]

Bro I didn’t even notice until I started reading this comment, and then it beeped!! 💀💀 *Todays gonna be a great day*

[@schqrr]

😂

[@saurabhsonic]

Hahaha!!!!

[@andrewwentworth2860]

The smoke detector going off on the voice over....😂

[@Kinsman19]

Fucking LOL. *chirp*

[@SixHexSix]

Lmao

[@TheCreedBratton]

I thought it was mine!

[@kennypowers3984]

Looking for this comment. 😅😅😅

[@julian2wavy875]

?

[@Jacksonmoonstar1714]

The smoke detector has me absolutely sent 😂😂😂

[@consoleoftexas]

The chain in the hood had me dead. No lie, I've seen this go down.

[@randoman9122]

Moral of the story: always carry a gun in the hood

[@dmitryfeld9446]

Ja... shut first and then run...

[@The-asian-of_philipines]

​@@dmitryfeld9446First distract 2nd use your legs in them ballz

[@JazzfireflyNZ]

And get life in prison for murder. Brilliant idea.

[@3ddie6ordo3m2]

Better be Picasso on that draw

[@njabulokuture1453]

Bad advice

[@mrlazycrazy]

The fire alarm battery low beep made me die laughing 😂

[@trevorlaporte5951]

Aww wtf. I was litterally relaxing watching shorts and annoyed I was about to have to get up and change those things again.

[@johngreco8149]

Dude I thought it was mine

[@tonypeppermint5329]

I should put up a fire alarm one day.

[@MagikMac]

Perfectly timed 😂

[@JimmyBillyBob8]

@@tonypeppermint5329yeah prolly wouldn’t be a bad idea

[@NovusIgnis]

Imagine owning the stereotype instead of of shaming your people for behaving this way in the first place. This shit won't ever stop as long as we keep accepting it.

[@titaniusanglesmith9690]

keep accepting what exactly? I don't think you even know what you intended to mean except that they are doing something that you believe must be wrong or violent(likely for reasons that are bigoted.) the first situation Is something EVERY culture and economic class does in their own area of their town, it seems different[violent] to you because they are speaking in a way that scares you or isn't understood simply because blacks often have their own unique way of flavoring language. Where are you from is functionally the same as a Karen calling the cops on a "suspicious" or unknown person in her neighborhood, the difference is that black people are for some unknown reason far more likely to be shot by police so for an equally unknown reasoning, blacks don't invite police into their lives as easily as others who dont have the same unknown worries that occur when cops point condition zero pistols in your face & things like "trigger discipline" become something that isnt a concept since the cop knows what they intend to shoot & the lack of consequences mean the bullets in their mind are doing hero cop shit & cleaning up hearts & minds even if the 100 bullets each cop shoots, pass through black target A, and hits any random family home that in their mind contains Unknown black suspect B0001 through Z9999. they're that good at their jobs

[@galaxyswrld9414]

Since when was he owning it... he's trying to give advice to others against it

[@maryhinge4815]

How to survive in the hood : leave

[@BelugaChonky]

Everyone would leave if they could but some people broke and can't move

[@kim98677]

Bruh the SMOKE ALARM 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@9Hatman]

That's not a alarm, the hallway just does that

[@DrFerdy]

I don't hear it anymore...

[@xanderpierson6285]

I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE lol had me looking around

[@criptik5208]

What?

[@ElMauricex]

Dawg I don't hear it anymore

[@jukotrial296]

Ain’t no nigga in the hood gone tell you “well alright carry on”🤣🤣🤣

[@xEriklink]

Lol it did sound silly af coming from him

[@hades4083]

Especially if you are white.

[@user-io5xd6to1k]

Right! They will rob their own mother, let alone a white dude.

[@robert-zg8or]

Lol. I caught that too 😆

[@Vffr1]

It was Christmas…

[@uhhxd42069]

Bro still hasn't changed that smoke alarm. 😭🤣

[@Norzguhl]

"Let me see them shoes fool on bro". 😂

[@user-xf4ik9lv5y]

he is robbing you in a polite way” GOT ME TRIPPIN

[@seansmith373]

Then he going politely get slapped tf 😂

[@samsonmiodek1399]

Uu aa

[@iamawesome1208]

Reminds me of that episode from Everybody Hates Chris.

[@TheHanzzou]

Reminds me a kid asked me "what time is it?" once, him and his little gang other 5 kids with bikes (here in Brazil "hood") thats the polite way of saying "Im robbin you, give me your cellphone" i got away by jumping two wheels and running down hill like crazy

[@jovannib2913]

Moral of the story, the hood be keeping the hood down.

[@caesarlaw212]

💯💯💯💯

[@drunkenskeptic6633]

Look!! "teens"!! Like when the local news says that "teens" robbed a jewelry store or Nike store. Yeah, we know what "teens" means.

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Nah it’s the people in the hood

[@tipigi3570]

Yes, it be.

[@WWG1WGATRUMPISKING]

Stop pushing GTA propoganda 😅

[@Xavier1...]

The smoke alarm always gets me ahah

[@iamboi6380]

Ngl the smoke alarm actually got me XD

[@tgaming4360]

I trust this man’s commentary only because of the fire alarm needing batteries noise

[@carnivoroussarah]

Ugh we all know that awful sound don't we

[@phionadesitter1203]

thanks, i was about to go check which one needed a battery 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@rr0yai777]

I was salty about a lot of comments but this one ... This the one 😭😭😂😂😂

[@thetizzleforshizzle]

Ceiling bird

[@Sevearith]

yes

[@ncappiah]

“i aint gon lie, i wasnt asking” 💀

[@hacisme2456]

aksing

[@askinganime6023]

Black culture has absolutely destroyed this country

[@DavidNefelimSlayer]

@@hacisme2456 axin

[@johnmcg5865]

​@StaticE21 even though I find it a little irritating to hear, it's an accent... it's not directly related to education level!

[@IronShitte]

That’s gon be my new line

[@braydenmartinez3100]

Like moth to a flame 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@MonkeY_D_Zoro308]

Camera man never dies 💀👹

[@123Coryboy]

No cap, theses tutorial are actually accurate! Could save your life one day

[@jackroyaltea5034]

Just don’t live near blacks.

[@nioname]

Racist mf​@@jackroyaltea5034

[@petermahler853]

@@jackroyaltea5034i wouldn’t want to live near you neither

[@Osteoporos1s]

@@jackroyaltea5034race has nothing to do with it lol it’s a cultural difference

[@putujovano1451]

​@@Osteoporos1sBlack people are cool, but the N-words is just nah....

[@gabrieloak9852]

Moral of the story: fix your fire alarm battery.

[@JakeCraftChannel]

Lol you noticed too

[@opp31337]

lol i heard that shit too, part of the joke or meta? prolly meta.

[@JakeCraftChannel]

@@opp31337 it's gotta be part of the joke

[@Kill0trocity]

I know. Getting a ladder and a 9 volt ain’t hard bro😂

[@Corn_Pop]

He’s black. Ain’t happening

[@SolusVir]

How to survive an interaction with wild animals.

[@zeerob9516]

Had me checking out my smoke detector man, the immersion in this is crazy

[@TheThugNasty]

“Oh, alright. Carry on!” Such gentlemen

[@milknuggetthe1st]

Smoke detector gotta be a running joke at this point

[@eliaspanayi3465]

I swear they're all in on it

[@caseylayton4898]

Blactivity

[@pcbangbros8350]

I'm convinced the sound effect was added in post edit.

[@skullingtonfx4441]

​@@pcbangbros8350he found an infinite money cheat. Racists will comment on it constantly lol

[@deraldo313]

​@@pcbangbros8350multiple videos same story They just can't hear it. It doesn't bother them

[@PakistaniUltranationalist]

"Aye my cousin lirig hea bruh dazall" such a dumb way to speak 😂

[@ahstinfixsnhc9765]

The dead smoke alarm beep made me laugh so hard

[@synapticburn]

NOT THE SMOKE DETECTOR ON THE VOICEOVER 😂

[@its_findude8311]

bro had me scared that that was mine

[@immortalvirgo5131]

I only heard it second play through 😂😂😅

[@smathre978]

I only noticed it once reading the comment

[@smathre978]

​@@its_findude8311i can say I only noticed it after reading the comment but briefly thought it was mine. However the sound would be coming from my upper right side( hololens 2 has amazing spatial audio) and my smoke detector is to my upper left

[@Alexiahna]

I thought it was mine for a second. I was ready to change it out asap. 😂

[@CapeCodJeremy]

The smoke detector low battery beep is the funniest part of this whole damn video! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mathewd.2422]

Agreed 😂

[@billjanke72]

I came here to say this but I knew in my heart it had already been said.

[@GSG9Blazzar]

As soon as I heard it I went straight to the comments. Lol

[@dreihaddar]

I couldn't believe it was there. What even.

[@n_tas]

Lemme see that smoke detector battery

[@ZabuzaMomochi03]

Always carry the blicky when you're in the hood 🔫 🔥🔥🔥

[@spdog3344]

the fire alarm chirp 😂😂

[@Rowri88]

Did i just hear the fire alarm? We need to take this guy’s advice he’s legit😂😂

[@charlottelmbt6888]

It beeps in every single video 😂

[@adeadlyfart13]

Smoke detector brah, homies never change the batteries

[@MrFlakko30]

I was like "did I hear that? " 😅😅😅😅

[@belleandmuse]

its put in artificially in post to get engagement, just like this. great job us

[@adeadlyfart13]

Great work detective! You want a cookie!@@belleandmuse

[@vaperjoker2326]

The fuckin fire alarm beeping killed it for me 😂

[@Truck-kun653]

I was looking for this.

[@Dog-je5le]

Ghetto crickets

[@rodneythe3rd122]

Oh really I thought that was my house 😂

[@rivetRnC]

Same lmfaoo😂😂😂

[@lastedplague]

I swear he's putting it in on purpose cuz there's 1 in ever video just 1 no more no less

[@SkoomaFish]

THE AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL WE ALL NEED

[@Juliencharb]

The classical fire alarm chirpiiiin in the back

[@tucann7]

As a white teenager who’s never been near the hood in my life this is very important Info and will be used on a daily basis

[@augustbehle3589]

I tried these tips and got shot💀

[@thewzterminator]

​@@augustbehle3589skill issue

[@Bankaipakuto]

@@augustbehle3589 damn so what tips am i supposed to follow

[@beannosman3855]

Oh same here 😂

[@Unmentionabl]

From an adult in his mid 20s who was raised in the hoods and gladly moved out of it as soon as I had the money to do so, these scenarios only happen in the hood, never seen big city folks doing this so no worries mate, just be careful where you wander around in.

[@CerealKiller669]

Robber: "Gimmie dat chain fool" me: "my cousin live here tho bro" Robber: "oh ight carry on"

[@neonblack211]

ahahahah

[@hans-cw6gp]

bro💀

[@ndv42]

Robber: "Gimmie dat chain fool" Me: "Really bro? You are my cousin!"

[@austinkiser_8]

"Thats just a polite way of robbin you" 😂💀

[@charlestruter7171]

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” ― George Bernard Shaw

[@user-pt7qk7tn6h]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandonvillatuya9539]

These guys low-key saving lives with these educational videos 💀

[@BeWhoYouWant2]

Who's? Everyone from the hood knows how to survive in the hood and no one else be in the hood 😂

[@igotdropped3timesbyzykzs]

they just copying rdc

[@mcmilliftw1166]

Na he he’s just tryna spread fear.

[@nilswagner1536]

Yeah, they are educating people on who the problem is.

[@johnhostetler2167]

Not really, just encouraging people to be pussies

[@mangledmusik]

Not the smoke alarm 😂

[@Deyylol_TIKTOK1]

The beeps in the back got me rolling💀

[@WilliamWallace-jn1vn]

Get this man a 9 volt battery

[@hookset717]

I love the smoke alarm in the background.... kinda icing on the cake for this video.

[@AnaisGonzalez757]

Lol

[@tigerkatze9819]

That's how you know he's speaking from experience

[@meowinglexi]

Thought it was mine for a second.

[@zanejohnson9730]

I was looking around my house to find the smoke alarm

[@doomer2electricboogaloo730]

That's like the third time I've heard it in a video. Who tf isnt changing their battery?

[@user-cw1wc2ue6w]

This deserves more views!

[@angele2608]

The smoke detector beep doe. 😂

[@H3ls1e]

No way that the smoke detector beep was funnier than the video 💀

[@truthonly7699]

black people cant hear smoke alarms

[@alphawollf5589]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one 😂😂😂

[@Swangleton-]

I freaked out

[@NV-gv7fo]

That had me tripping, thought it was in my house

[@Mikediszel]

Bru I just walked all around my house standing under the smoke detectors.

[@DungeonMiser]

Rule #1: Never Relax

[@Xernive]

Rule #2: Relax

[@Glitch-Gremlin]

Nope. that's how people die. @@Xernive

[@Planet-Rodela-3]

When you're around Blax.

[@voyager14]

More than three time to flee

[@User-j63849j]

Around blacks, never relax.

[@themostlymikeshow2582]

Funny stuff! Loved the smoke alarm chirp! I'll have to use that.

[@darrenc5896]

That's why you carry, idc where you are.

[@ThereForWar]

I’m miss the smoke detector beeping in the background 😢😅

[@its-me-bro]

It's still there! 2nd part of the video.

[@AJHart-eg1ys]

I did NOT miss that. It just timed out before it came around again. 🤣

[@doofensmirkle5843]

That's how you know this video is a credible source

[@jonathanvaux2715]

Had me checking to see if the co2 director was unplugged

[@jnevercast]

I unplugged a beeping smoke alarm last night 4 in the morning! The audacity to have that going off in this video.

[@davidbeaver21]

Boondocks needed a section like this 😂

[@e2rqey]

They did have some. There was that classic about nigga moments

[@DamienThornTheAntichrist]

I FUCKINGLOVE BOONDOCKS

[@checkboxxxproductions]

Somehow my brain is creating stereotypes, I wonder why...

[@brandonschneider4984]

Way to keep the stereotypes alive

[@Muckcrustedandwaterlogged]

Fr

[@TheInternet1993]

I can tell you as a man who has been exposed to the hood many times, these are true stories.

[@AutoRauto]

Don't defend criminals like that. You don't need to follow any rules just so you don't make bad people angry. If someone is causing problems in any neighborhood, call the police.

[@FckingNewbie]

Oh Shit Negga

[@risingsheep2983]

​@@AutoRauto ye being the neighborhood snitch is not a title you want if you live around there

[@AutoRauto]

@@risingsheep2983 how else would you solve the problem? Ignoring it or adapting to it only supports the criminals

[@Somepers0n1]

​@@AutoRautothat's like putting a target on your back

[@6-E-O]

Whilst strolling about the hood, keep your valuables inside a Father’s Day card to ensure their safety during transit.

[@novatare]

I'll give it to you, that got a slight chuckle out of me.

[@generalgrievous4254]

@@spiderham5514He’s the one who chuckled at the joke.

[@hunterlepage]

​@@spiderham5514he is HIM

[@LightPlayzz]

@@spiderham5514 He's the hood.

[@moebeans72]

@@spiderham5514He’s novatare.

[@carloswindows6030]

Thank you for the Hood Service Announcement

[@Chapmixez]

Dudes run to his cousins house was it for me

[@timmaytwister]

He was an honest boy and never hurt noone.

[@drewgrows7765]

They all are

[@tylerbenjamin3842]

That's what they say about the mass murderers too, "he was such a sweet boy, I can't believe he'd ever be capable of doing something like that", while they're ignoring him abusing the neighborhood dogs and beating up his young siblings.

[@diatribeeverything]

Tired tired tired of these niggas. Grow brains

[@WilliamSpain-079]

He looks like he’s gonna tell them he wasn’t droppin’ no eaves sir, honest

[@67hoursAndCounting]

​@@drewgrows7765racist pos

[@WindofChange2]

The alarm beep in the back was what made me laugh the most

[@stavrosp1154]

Dude, I've literally been looking at my smoke alarms going f*** I gotta change the battery on it, until I just saw your post and had to pause the video to make sure. Holy phuK that just tripped me the f*** out. 🤣🤣

[@tommccallan8802]

That was the last white family in that neighborhood in they're moving truck backing out of the driveway

[@darthmayxj]

Legit came to post the same thing lol

[@tommccallan8802]

@@darthmayxj funny minds think alike🤜🤛

[@bshayc79]

​@stavrosp1154 hahaha! I literally stood up to go get a battery from the drawer for my smoke alarm 🤣 🤣

[@matthogue2527]

The way that first kid ran away 😂🤣😂🤣

[@monkeyman20007]

Bro is carrying through the hood

[@unfadingtoast1]

Always remember to change the batteries in your fire alarm.

[@FriggnH8ters]

Always use the beat up batteries from your xbox controller too. If it beeps it works!

[@Flyish9109]

Yeah that scared me honestly.

[@ongogablogian1876]

HAHAHAH