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How to Ask A Girl Out (1989)

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@skycorphomevideo
@skycorphomevideo 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Holzkern for sponsoring todays very insightful tutorial. Go to www.holzkern.com/skycorp and get 15% off any Holzkern accessory when you enter my discount code: skycorp at checkout!
@miraitan
@miraitan 2 ай бұрын
I never thought I’d say this but with you, I’m actually here for the sponsors! Product placement done right!
@anima7or
@anima7or 2 ай бұрын
THE STYLE OF YOUR VIDEOS, MWAH, PERFECT ❤
@anima7or
@anima7or 2 ай бұрын
KEEP UP WITH THE GOOD WORK!!! 🔥🔥🔥 ❤❤❤
@Sinekyre14
@Sinekyre14 2 ай бұрын
One mistake: NO ONE was that jacked in the 80's.
@dazx352
@dazx352 2 ай бұрын
Is the promo code still valid after 40 years?
@jamlpe
@jamlpe 2 ай бұрын
I just realized that the girl was reading To Kill A Mocking Bird, which is about a woman who falsely accuses a man of sexually assaulting her, ending up with the man dying/going to jail or something, and in the video its basically the same lol 👍
@williamrosenbloom215
@williamrosenbloom215 Ай бұрын
Love that. Favorite comment so far.
@chain-wallet
@chain-wallet Ай бұрын
oh, i thought it was about dinosaurs. lame
@greenlitlleman
@greenlitlleman 28 күн бұрын
The world has progressed a lot since then, now you don't have to be black to be falsely accused and charged as guilty without evidence, it's equality between races for you!
@saqi3586
@saqi3586 16 күн бұрын
No, it's about dinosaurs
@valaya.3
@valaya.3 16 күн бұрын
It was a long time ago that I read that for school so I didn't remember any of the plot. Thanks for pointing that out! Makes the video better
@Fr0gg0
@Fr0gg0 2 ай бұрын
Woah, thanks for the warning. I will never approach women again.
@PessimistPirate
@PessimistPirate 2 ай бұрын
That’s my MO!
@Fr0gg0
@Fr0gg0 2 ай бұрын
@@TotallyFknAliens ​And that's when you know you've made the right decision. Great to hear!
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 ай бұрын
The only way this could have gone worse was if he stared dating her, AHHH here comes one of my wives!
@ButterscotchMcBean1995
@ButterscotchMcBean1995 2 ай бұрын
Same here.
@n9ne
@n9ne 2 ай бұрын
you need a time machine women don't exist anymore
@TheDeathclawhunter
@TheDeathclawhunter 2 ай бұрын
Been married for 15 years but after seeing this, I quickly got in my car and disappeared before the worst could happen. Thanks skycorp!!
@LukaSchoone-sd1wn
@LukaSchoone-sd1wn 2 ай бұрын
Luckily, you got out on time!
@arroeducarlion4990
@arroeducarlion4990 2 ай бұрын
Daddy! You said you were just going to get milk 😭
@noahheninger
@noahheninger 2 ай бұрын
It isn't too late to run.
@HonsHon
@HonsHon 2 ай бұрын
Whew. While you didn't dodge the bullet, you pulled that sucker out.
@khhv1900
@khhv1900 2 ай бұрын
Anyways we have our modern family laws sooo, you are so ......... I can't put the word because Jewtube autodeletes my comment
@MundaneMuser
@MundaneMuser 2 ай бұрын
"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?"
@Cass-cy6kg
@Cass-cy6kg 4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@Jacco1990
@Jacco1990 3 күн бұрын
Gold
@ScurryReb61
@ScurryReb61 2 ай бұрын
“did you hear about the genocide on the news?” “sure did” 😂😂
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 ай бұрын
Historically, there actually was a genocide of Kashmiri Hindus by Insurgents by 1989, which this video is supposedly set in.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 ай бұрын
You gotta be fucking kidding me. I only chimed in with a historic fact that there was a Genocide of Kashmiris back in ‘89. I’m gonna fucking spam this until big brother hops off my dick and stops shadow banning these comments.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: there was a genocide back in 89 of Kashmiri Hindus!
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: there was a genocide back in 89 of Kashmiri Hindus!
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 ай бұрын
Hopefully Big Brother doesn’t silence me.
@skycorphomevideo
@skycorphomevideo 2 ай бұрын
I love making these videos with actors, but I've got more Smithers videos on the way. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 ай бұрын
*Slave Dissatification
@totallynothatguy1698
@totallynothatguy1698 2 ай бұрын
Phew. This PSA has made me wary of anyone trying to approach a woman, but I know Smithers would never do such a thing. He knows premarital dating is a sin.
@tjw8t1
@tjw8t1 2 ай бұрын
You've been away for some time, but I know that it's a full time job to love all the big booty bitches 😁
@MirceaKitsune
@MirceaKitsune 2 ай бұрын
Lovely to hear: I love all your videos, but without the warm touch of Smithers psychopathy it's just not the same.
@mas9493
@mas9493 2 ай бұрын
Smithers O'Neil is the best!
@jabble__
@jabble__ 2 ай бұрын
As a woman, I’d say you’ve scared me away from approaching myself. Thank you, SkyCorp!
@CuzCuzBoy69
@CuzCuzBoy69 2 ай бұрын
how far can you squirt
@phieyl7105
@phieyl7105 2 ай бұрын
So do you like genocides?
@Xx_SuperPenis_xX
@Xx_SuperPenis_xX 21 күн бұрын
Say did you hear about the genocide on the news today?
@dillanikobe495
@dillanikobe495 11 күн бұрын
😂
@TheNewRobotMaster
@TheNewRobotMaster 2 ай бұрын
Man he fell for the oldest trick in the book
@randomsimpson
@randomsimpson 2 ай бұрын
"Yes" Should have seen it coming.
@gunslingergirl2579
@gunslingergirl2579 2 ай бұрын
Literally, in Genesis.
@tongpoo8985
@tongpoo8985 6 сағат бұрын
CLASSIC
@windestruct
@windestruct 2 ай бұрын
He approaced a woman. Rookie mistake there.
@dantecontreras887
@dantecontreras887 2 ай бұрын
Wrong decision, Mark!
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma 2 ай бұрын
THE REAL ROOKIE MISTAKES WERE THE FAKE NEWS REPORT, THE IMPERSONATION OF AN OFFICER, THE FALSIFICATION OF THE EVIDENCE, AND THE MURDER OF A MAN!
@injectablebacon1891
@injectablebacon1891 2 ай бұрын
As a gay man, I don't need to approach a wooomen
@Dave_Parrott
@Dave_Parrott 2 ай бұрын
He sure did!
@SynoPTL
@SynoPTL 2 ай бұрын
@@injectablebacon1891 *approace
@reggiep75
@reggiep75 2 ай бұрын
I'm never going to speak to women again... not even my daughter.
@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886
@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 2 ай бұрын
Protip: If you need an out, can go buy milk or cigarettes. Stay safe bud.
@BarnabyJones07
@BarnabyJones07 2 ай бұрын
Your daughter sounds like Polly at age 6
@LennyMiller739
@LennyMiller739 2 ай бұрын
I can't believe you would do that to your daughter
@kevinkerwin4118
@kevinkerwin4118 2 ай бұрын
Best to play it safe
@bunnieskitties293
@bunnieskitties293 2 ай бұрын
if your child wanted to be spoken to, they would have been born with two different chromosomes. Amateur mistake, maybe their mother can explain how wrong they were at character selection irl. If she can figure it out without you ever speaking to her again, of course.
@RCAvhstape
@RCAvhstape 2 ай бұрын
This girl may be tough, but she hasn't gone up against the mighty Smithers O'Neil yet. Just a few years later in the 90s, she'll make the mistake of crossing him online, and that'll be it for her.
@Krushak8888
@Krushak8888 2 ай бұрын
I think they would try to outdo each other and then probably have angry sex xD
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 2 ай бұрын
Plot twist: it’s his sister
@OnyeNacho
@OnyeNacho 2 ай бұрын
She ain't tough. She's the biggest coward ever.
@crediblehulk420
@crediblehulk420 2 ай бұрын
That's actually a pretty solid idea for a skit! lol
@artenitalewis1541
@artenitalewis1541 2 ай бұрын
THE LOOOOOOOOOOORE
@tragickingdom69
@tragickingdom69 2 ай бұрын
This happened to me last week. I survived all 30 rounds, then bribed the police guarding me at the hospital. They then transported me to a cargo ship to take me into international waters. I just wonder if Polly will reconsider...
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 2 ай бұрын
About what it takes to be done with such.
@crediblehulk420
@crediblehulk420 2 ай бұрын
Is this a Jason Bourne movie?
@GuPKay
@GuPKay 2 ай бұрын
All 30 rounds? What woman carries a gun with a 30 round mag?? Typically they carry 60!
@Etx-z9
@Etx-z9 2 ай бұрын
That sponsorship was more unexpected than that genocide on the news.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 ай бұрын
The Kashmiri Hindu Genocide… bro chose 1989 for a reason.
@georgeoldsterd8994
@georgeoldsterd8994 2 ай бұрын
What was it? My ad blocker skipped it. 😁
@insignific_nt
@insignific_nt 2 ай бұрын
It sure was.
@user-bi9bx1di4e
@user-bi9bx1di4e 2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that tragedy
@WHALEx3
@WHALEx3 2 ай бұрын
Unexpected? Palestine has entered the chat
@brittneyraeallday
@brittneyraeallday 2 ай бұрын
He was literally about to do something so creepy I had to report him!
@maksyma
@maksyma 2 ай бұрын
Sure did
@saschaberger3212
@saschaberger3212 2 ай бұрын
Typical modern girl
@ariannasv22
@ariannasv22 2 ай бұрын
He glanced in her general direction that's enough for a restraining order
@happydawg2663
@happydawg2663 2 ай бұрын
What if he's a redditor though, with an expensive deck of pokemon cards
@phen-themoogle7651
@phen-themoogle7651 2 ай бұрын
Nice acting! (unless video was real and it wasn't acting)
@Trancepticon
@Trancepticon 2 ай бұрын
*phew* Lucky me! I asked a girl out yesterday--didn't get a number. She just pepper sprayed me. Thanks for the PSA! 👍
@No_True_Scotsman
@No_True_Scotsman 2 ай бұрын
Delicious capsaicin
@MaztRPwn
@MaztRPwn Ай бұрын
Sounds like you really dodged a bullet there friend. 👍 Lmao
@rockerdax
@rockerdax 2 ай бұрын
I do agree though that To Kill A Mockingbird would’ve been improved greatly by more dinosaurs.
@BladedEdge
@BladedEdge 2 ай бұрын
All the weird incels coming out and unironically outing themselves as actual twisted creeps in these comments, but this comment at least got the real lesson.
@rockerdax
@rockerdax 2 ай бұрын
@@BladedEdge to be fair, I am a weird incel too. Lol
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 2 ай бұрын
Considering the movie, you’d think it had enough dinosaurs in the courtroom, zing!
@dobridjordje
@dobridjordje 2 ай бұрын
​@@rockerdaxDitch the inceldom, embrace the full Chad
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 2 ай бұрын
Dinosaurs are lame. Dragons, though....
@butteryfriedwizard2219
@butteryfriedwizard2219 2 ай бұрын
"Dressing up as a dinosaur." She doesn't know he's an absolute chad.
@TotallyARussian
@TotallyARussian 2 ай бұрын
a scalie?
@ronlacker326
@ronlacker326 15 күн бұрын
She does know he is white, though. And that is what matters most
@eudacye709
@eudacye709 Күн бұрын
@@ronlacker326is that racism ?
@ronlacker326
@ronlacker326 Күн бұрын
@@eudacye709 Nah. Its natural and beautiful. Now go cry about it.
@greatzombieron
@greatzombieron 2 ай бұрын
at least she had great audio quality on her new Swatchphone (tm).
@_RGR_
@_RGR_ 2 ай бұрын
Damnit I was about to say the same thing
@nickporter9264
@nickporter9264 2 ай бұрын
The sound quality is amazing; you can hear his gargled last words so clearly.
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma 2 ай бұрын
IN WHICH DIRECTION?! THROUGH THE MIC OR THE SPEAKER OF THAT TWIN PHONE?!
@Antnj81
@Antnj81 2 ай бұрын
​@@_RGR_I was going to make a Swatch phone reference exactly the same as the OP and then when I saw that he had already made one, I was going to make the same comment as you saying how you were going to post the same thing.
@nonubusiness
@nonubusiness 2 ай бұрын
I used to be only nervous about approaching women. Now I'm truly terrified. Thanks, skycorp for changing my life.
@julianfarkas3203
@julianfarkas3203 11 күн бұрын
If you want to ruin your life then don't approach women
@julianfarkas3203
@julianfarkas3203 11 күн бұрын
Normally it makes fun and mostly happens good things
@justachu5521
@justachu5521 2 ай бұрын
poor polly. imagine being talked to by somebody in a bench. truely horrible.
@V742
@V742 2 ай бұрын
Indeed. The only bench men like Melvin should be approaching is in a courtroom.
@toweypat
@toweypat Ай бұрын
He didn't even ask if he could talk to her before talking to her!
@mike.1
@mike.1 6 күн бұрын
Well statistically 9 out of 10 men are creeps so she acted well
@xannyfeel
@xannyfeel 2 ай бұрын
You can tell it's a modern video because of the bench made in hostile architecture.
@KarimY-119
@KarimY-119 2 ай бұрын
good catch
@DienerNoUta
@DienerNoUta 2 ай бұрын
"hostile"
@xannyfeel
@xannyfeel 2 ай бұрын
@@DienerNoUta that is how they call, the architecture that big towns make to avoid hobos and homeless people.
@MirceaKitsune
@MirceaKitsune 2 ай бұрын
Also because everything in this video wouldn't happen in the 90's but would absolutely happen in 2024.
@HonsHon
@HonsHon 2 ай бұрын
​@MirceaKitsune I feel like this channel is more for making it feel like an 80s/90s/2000s video, but actually doing it on modern things. That is my view anyway I am possibly just as full of shit as anyone else who is just a viewer though.
@JoeBob79569
@JoeBob79569 2 ай бұрын
"The worst she can say is no?" To be fair "No!" is terrifying enough to put a lot of people off.. 🤣
@arthurrubents
@arthurrubents 2 ай бұрын
It sure is lol.
@TexMeta
@TexMeta 2 ай бұрын
Saw a guy say his crush said "Id actually rather kill myself."
@arthurrubents
@arthurrubents 2 ай бұрын
@@TexMeta Brutal.
@JoeBob79569
@JoeBob79569 2 ай бұрын
@@TexMeta Jesus Christ, that's how serial killers are made..
@gunslingergirl2579
@gunslingergirl2579 2 ай бұрын
​@@JoeBob79569"You wanted to die anyway, Polly!" 😈
@AtheistPirate
@AtheistPirate 2 ай бұрын
This is why I only go outside during designated skulking hours.
@CrayonMechant
@CrayonMechant 16 күн бұрын
In high-school I asked a girl out and she started crying. She said "I'm so ugly you thought you had a chance!", then left running. But the worst she can say is "no"...
@Grizzlywer
@Grizzlywer 9 күн бұрын
oooooooooooof
@hoppspross2837
@hoppspross2837 7 күн бұрын
wow you didnt even made that up, its just a f****** meme
@Somethinorother.
@Somethinorother. 2 ай бұрын
ThI ending certainly caught me off guard, but I will remember to never talk to women. Thank you SkyCorp!
@noahheninger
@noahheninger 2 ай бұрын
How many lives will this video save, I wonder.
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma Ай бұрын
THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU GAY WHICH IS RICH COMING FROM AN ANTI-LGBT COMAPANY
@maxmach4361
@maxmach4361 2 ай бұрын
"How to discourage people from talking to other hooman beings ever again"
@haythamkenway1561
@haythamkenway1561 2 ай бұрын
wait. are women human beings?
@NinuRenee
@NinuRenee 2 ай бұрын
​@@haythamkenway1561 the psycho portrayed in the video clearly isnt
@winterblake3321
@winterblake3321 19 күн бұрын
@@haythamkenway1561 huh? learn something new about yourself everyday i guess!
@adrian_veidt
@adrian_veidt 2 ай бұрын
She can clearly hear his screams, begging for his life and getting gunned down *WITH HER NEW SWATCH PHONE*
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 2 ай бұрын
So you either get a date or get killed. That's a win-win situation right there!🤣🤣🤣
@shaider1982
@shaider1982 2 ай бұрын
The girl is Smither O'Neil's sinister level.
@fuzonzord9301
@fuzonzord9301 2 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@PuyolsHonor
@PuyolsHonor 2 ай бұрын
She sure is
@theopenrift
@theopenrift 2 ай бұрын
The perfect match
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 2 ай бұрын
It’s his sister Polly o Neil
@khhv1900
@khhv1900 2 ай бұрын
she is Smither O' Neil's sister
@kaidorade1317
@kaidorade1317 2 ай бұрын
I am never approaching a woman again
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma 2 ай бұрын
YOU ARE ALONE AND SAD FOREVER!!!
@rasnauf
@rasnauf 2 ай бұрын
I am never approaching a woman -again-
@user-xv8xh2ib6p
@user-xv8xh2ib6p 2 ай бұрын
​@@NigelMontezuma And you are in a relationship with someone who cheats on you. You are not alone and sad forever.
@HonsHon
@HonsHon 2 ай бұрын
​@@user-xv8xh2ib6p Not if you cheat on yourself
@MAbrown3
@MAbrown3 2 ай бұрын
​@@user-xv8xh2ib6p lmao did you just call him a cuck 😂
@anephemeralcollation3865
@anephemeralcollation3865 2 ай бұрын
This happened to my buddy Melvin.
@roseforeuropa
@roseforeuropa 2 ай бұрын
This has got to be up there with other masterpieces like the "Banned Magnavox Commercial" and the videos on how to use the internet. The transition to the sponsor, and to the various play tracks toward the end was so smooth. Great beats at the very end as well.
@skycorphomevideo
@skycorphomevideo 2 ай бұрын
Banned magnavox is one of my personal favorites thanks a bunch. Customer satisfaction GUARANTEED.
@H3llKeeper1
@H3llKeeper1 2 ай бұрын
​@@skycorphomevideo Customer satisfaction at all costs
@slacknhash
@slacknhash 2 ай бұрын
And she heard his beautiful suffering in perfect clarity. ... on her new Swatch phone!
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma Ай бұрын
TwinPhone
@1994CPK
@1994CPK 2 ай бұрын
"dont approach women" Thats been my status quo for 29 years.
@robitoughin9541
@robitoughin9541 2 ай бұрын
wow one more year till you become a mage
@khhv1900
@khhv1900 2 ай бұрын
and for the 99% of males in the world
@MAbrown3
@MAbrown3 2 ай бұрын
Man fk that. Now I want to approach women just because they said not to
@ferrety1
@ferrety1 4 күн бұрын
“The worst she can say is no” Some guy asked a girl out at my school and the girl almost puked in front of everyone.
@f7supercereal
@f7supercereal 2 ай бұрын
Polly could hear the last gurgling breaths of Melvin's pathetic life, thanks to her brand new Swatch phone.
@jeank5365
@jeank5365 2 ай бұрын
Finally somebody noticed it
@Ivri616
@Ivri616 2 ай бұрын
"The worst she can say" is such an obvious jinx I'm surprised anyone ever took it seriously.
@Loggodover
@Loggodover 2 ай бұрын
Over text "Lmfaooooo"
@fjordling
@fjordling 2 ай бұрын
That was shockingly well filmed for a 80s dating tutorial, you could really see the terror in Melvin's face when he realised that he has made the mistake of approaching a woman. Great video!
@DarkAkuma
@DarkAkuma Ай бұрын
Pretty believable that this was 1989. What gave it away isn't the YT sponsor promo in the middle, but the fact that the ending felt MUCH more like 2024 then 1989.
@life_seeker6102
@life_seeker6102 Күн бұрын
1989: The worst that can happen is that she says no. 2024: The worst that can happen is that you are arrested and charged with harassment
@francisjo3
@francisjo3 2 ай бұрын
I live for SkyCorp, and SkyCorp only
@PlasticPellets
@PlasticPellets 2 ай бұрын
I want to be your servant for the rest of your life
@babblingalong7689
@babblingalong7689 24 күн бұрын
Glad you're part of our family.
@goviie
@goviie 2 ай бұрын
Love the actors work here
@skycorphomevideo
@skycorphomevideo 2 ай бұрын
They are phenomenal!
@90Cmart
@90Cmart 2 ай бұрын
“Do you like - cumming - to this park? 😬” “I sure do 😏”
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 2 ай бұрын
... actors?
@Solonas-gv8ib
@Solonas-gv8ib Ай бұрын
What actors this is not a play it is a documentary
@thindieselxl4132
@thindieselxl4132 2 ай бұрын
Same thing happened to me in 1989! I ended up doing 25 years at Rikers. I appreciate Skycorp doing this PSA to help out anyone who even thinks about approaching a woman!
@colemcgrath2619
@colemcgrath2619 2 ай бұрын
This is a very modern dating video WITH an 80s veneer
@skycorphomevideo
@skycorphomevideo 2 ай бұрын
;)
@Uarehere
@Uarehere 9 күн бұрын
I am most impressed by the hairstyles and clothing they managed to replicate!
@skwaab
@skwaab 2 ай бұрын
That motto at the end is literally my thought process when it comes to approaching women. Too real.
@PessimistPirate
@PessimistPirate 2 ай бұрын
At least she exposed her daddy issues in the ad. That might be a red flag, gentlemen.
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 2 ай бұрын
That’s ok, she wonders why he’s still single when he clearly wants to marry his own mother 🤮
@SophiesWorld2024
@SophiesWorld2024 2 ай бұрын
But she's so hot you would still try anyway, right?
@winterblake3321
@winterblake3321 19 күн бұрын
more of a redflag about the father who left his daughter than the daughter herself really! especially if she was only 6, my my poor thing
@MnemoLogic
@MnemoLogic 2 ай бұрын
0:41 There‘s a cute little animal on the stone in the bottom left for a second!
@mynameisben123
@mynameisben123 8 күн бұрын
Nice!
@RyanzinBR
@RyanzinBR 8 күн бұрын
1:14 i felt that😂.
@FeeshUnofficial
@FeeshUnofficial 2 ай бұрын
You know, this is actually a great PSA for internet users
@anima7or
@anima7or 2 ай бұрын
5:55 "DONT APROACH WOMAN!"
@HonsHon
@HonsHon 2 ай бұрын
Edit button exists
@JK-xr4yp
@JK-xr4yp 29 күн бұрын
Finally someone has illustrated the fallacy of the “the worst she can say is no” argument
@ParaRevd
@ParaRevd 10 сағат бұрын
My mind every time someone says "the worst she can say is no"
@623-x7b
@623-x7b 2 ай бұрын
Legit approached a woman yesterday for the first time in years because she was sitting suspiciously in a truck parked on the lawn outside my house to ask her why she was there. I'm still alive but I have battle scars and PTSD
@audiho
@audiho 2 ай бұрын
How do you avoid all women for years??
@atavious2491
@atavious2491 2 ай бұрын
The message in the end tells me that this is just how being a young man nowadays is tough because everyone is trying to make you expendable and take advantage of you. Not being able to have simple conversations or relationships with women.
@liquilite1
@liquilite1 2 ай бұрын
I almost approached a woman today, but thanks to SkyCorp, I remembered my training and didn't. I will remain pure FOREVER!
@perezident14
@perezident14 2 ай бұрын
I think my wife I playing the long game. It’s only a matter of time.
@TheNewRobotMaster
@TheNewRobotMaster 2 ай бұрын
She's going for the half of your stuff bonus
@Absolynth
@Absolynth 2 ай бұрын
NOT EVEN ONCE
@emefcue
@emefcue 2 ай бұрын
The writing is BRILLIANT!! BRAVO 👏👏👏
@Rafa8
@Rafa8 2 ай бұрын
It's good to see Skycorp doing sponsor messages, means the channel is being noticed and they really deserve it.
@FalconRS
@FalconRS 2 ай бұрын
Oh, now the serial killer training tape makes sense.
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma 2 ай бұрын
NO IT DOESN'T!
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma 2 ай бұрын
NOTHING DOES!
@grant-rupe
@grant-rupe 2 ай бұрын
You can tell it’s a modern video because the To Kill A Mockingbird paperback cover is one of the newer ones
@Littlefighter1911
@Littlefighter1911 2 ай бұрын
Not by the Holzkern ad in the middle of it?
@razeezar
@razeezar 14 күн бұрын
Also, in reality if white middle class people were saying the word dope in the 80's, it was either attributing to a dumb person, or to drugs.
@mirroredchaos
@mirroredchaos 29 күн бұрын
"the worst she can say is no" woman: proceeds to talk to guy over the phone, friend zoning him for months keeping his hopes tied to a small string before finally rejecting him when she finds out he has nothing valuable to exploit.
@AlexandraSpeaks
@AlexandraSpeaks 21 күн бұрын
I can't imagine why women wouldn't want to talk to you
@mirroredchaos
@mirroredchaos 21 күн бұрын
@@AlexandraSpeaks care to explain further?
@blueforce9269
@blueforce9269 18 күн бұрын
@@AlexandraSpeaksI need you to explain!
@onryu
@onryu 2 ай бұрын
lmao, I was expecting a "Eww" or "Gross" but not the setup lol
@georgeoldsterd8994
@georgeoldsterd8994 2 ай бұрын
I was expecting an 'ewww', followed by a crazy rant or something 😁
@MirceaKitsune
@MirceaKitsune 2 ай бұрын
Inaccurate: No one would consider you a creep for being shy and asking a girl out then get the police to shoot you... in the 90's, today in 2024 absolutely!
@phen-themoogle7651
@phen-themoogle7651 2 ай бұрын
But the video says in the 80s, I was born in 86 and the first girl I asked out was when I was either 7 or 10 years old, I don't remember but that's early 90s and I remember she thought I was gross (aka a creep), I was always shy too. Haven't asked out anyone since 2014 or before, scared that this kind of thing would happen tbh, it's easier to get more socially awkward with age (/isolation)
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 2 ай бұрын
The worst she can say isn't no. Don't approach women. 10/10
@QuincyKane
@QuincyKane 2 ай бұрын
Ugh, you do such a good job with these videos! Love 'em! Also, the way you implement sponsor segments continues to be flawless!
@oscarbp7618
@oscarbp7618 2 ай бұрын
0:42 Instructions unclear now I have 10 different restraining orders which I didn’t even know was possible
@Its_Stunt
@Its_Stunt 2 ай бұрын
Rizzstraining orders
@TheGreatHuman
@TheGreatHuman 2 ай бұрын
She can’t say no if she can’t say anything!! Pro hack!
@prodby.gyxrms
@prodby.gyxrms 2 ай бұрын
This truly has been a deepwoken..
@ThaDutchDK1989
@ThaDutchDK1989 2 ай бұрын
That’s how Gary ridgeway taught ..
@DM-kl4em
@DM-kl4em 2 ай бұрын
Ted Bundy thought that way too! His case was less surprising than Ridgway though. Bundy was a law student, and lawyers have a well-deserved reputation for screwing you after you're dead.
@huluraiser
@huluraiser 2 ай бұрын
i also attend satires for the puns one liners are a dying art
@Spectre6604
@Spectre6604 2 ай бұрын
Well, obviously you watched the last Tutorial as well. You're truly a man of culture
@manper8041
@manper8041 2 ай бұрын
Love how you manage to transform my deepest and most outlandish fears into comedy skits. Another big W for skycorp!
@doug9000
@doug9000 4 күн бұрын
imagine saying to her: "i'm 30 and i like dinosaurs", she would run to the closest police station right away.
@tdata545
@tdata545 2 ай бұрын
I agree, too much Boo Radley and not enough Dinosaurs in To Kill A Mockingbird. Why couldn't Jem be a Pterodactyl? Also a Stegosaurus wouldn't break his arm.
@USERNAME1-x5u
@USERNAME1-x5u 2 ай бұрын
"California Parks and rec. department" sounds about right...
@richards6431
@richards6431 2 ай бұрын
As a Californian I approve of this comment.
@USERNAME1-x5u
@USERNAME1-x5u 2 ай бұрын
@richards6431 an honor
@hyakin7818
@hyakin7818 10 күн бұрын
No 80s tape will say female as "identifying as such" was almost completely unheard of
@JK150YT
@JK150YT 2 ай бұрын
This has to be one of the most unexpected turns in any SkyCorp Videos like this one. I almost knew this was going to happen at the end.
@shiveringlights377
@shiveringlights377 2 ай бұрын
This but unironically
@arthurrubents
@arthurrubents 2 ай бұрын
Totally.
@Kim-Yo-jong
@Kim-Yo-jong 2 ай бұрын
It's scary out here not gonna lie.
@INGLINFILMproduction
@INGLINFILMproduction 2 ай бұрын
Ah....I was waiting for the twist and they did not disappoint 😂
@xShinigamiRyukuux
@xShinigamiRyukuux 2 ай бұрын
"Maybe I... could get your phone number? 🙂" " *Absolutely terrifying* "
@winneryeahmate
@winneryeahmate 2 ай бұрын
That's where the Mastor Glove comes in
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 2 ай бұрын
I feel if he used it he wouldn’t be in this mess…
@astrossarave
@astrossarave 2 ай бұрын
Man, i like how this goes with How To Be a Serial Killer.
@PeterMasalski93
@PeterMasalski93 2 ай бұрын
Ted Bundy: She can't say no if she's unconscious!
@ThaDutchDK1989
@ThaDutchDK1989 2 ай бұрын
Gary ridgeway : they can’t speak if the deed was good if they are dead
@StevieObieYT
@StevieObieYT 2 ай бұрын
BTK: She can't run away if she's tied down.
@eidontkehr4081
@eidontkehr4081 2 ай бұрын
gaffa tape
@QoSwords
@QoSwords 2 ай бұрын
Sensitive masculinity detected, must say something dominant in the chat
@georgelincolnrockwell6248
@georgelincolnrockwell6248 2 ай бұрын
Haha, classic 'Married with Children' scene!
@madmaverick
@madmaverick 2 ай бұрын
Polly didn't say "no"... oooooooh! I think she liiiiiikes youuuuuu!!! She even asked you to go with her to Guantanamo Bay. That's a beach date if I ever heard one!
@eliasg6813
@eliasg6813 4 күн бұрын
She is Prisonguard in Guantanamo bay
@joker_g7337
@joker_g7337 2 ай бұрын
Happened to me. I cannot remember how it started. Without thinking of it I ended up walking with her in the park for maybe an hour. She was nice looking and very sweet. This was strange already. We spoke about nothing. I constantly had to think about what to say. It felt ackward. She laughed at things that weren't funny. She gave me her phone number when I left. I dodged a bullet. I never called.
@PengwinGaming205
@PengwinGaming205 2 ай бұрын
Women: why dont men pick up our signs? This. This is the fear.
@mikef1125
@mikef1125 2 ай бұрын
I miss Smithers O'Neil and his informative video tutorials.
@thefanfinfulo
@thefanfinfulo 2 ай бұрын
His arrest was extremely unfair, we truly live in a society. #FREEONEIL
@natalie2070
@natalie2070 2 ай бұрын
@@thefanfinfulowhy wait for him to be freed? Smithers is savvy enough to show us how to break out of jail.
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma 2 ай бұрын
GET OVER IT. And start watching tutorials that a c t u a l l y w o r k .
@ThaDutchDK1989
@ThaDutchDK1989 2 ай бұрын
That guy is the real genius on this channel
@HonsHon
@HonsHon 2 ай бұрын
I like all their skits though. Happy to see this too
@KNic0lson
@KNic0lson 2 ай бұрын
Soooo gooooood! Always qulaity content from Skycorp ❤ and I really love and appreciate that you make the video square ratio for CRT TVs ❤
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 8 күн бұрын
This video truly was ahead of its time, who could've guessed it'd still be applicable decades later?
@pioneerx9066
@pioneerx9066 2 ай бұрын
This is so relatable. Now I let the chloroform do the talking.
@ominousmuffins
@ominousmuffins 2 ай бұрын
The subtitles were great. 1:43 😂 Glad I watched with the cc on.
@AAJJ1223
@AAJJ1223 29 күн бұрын
The 1% of us who know
@THAT.RANDOM.GUY_
@THAT.RANDOM.GUY_ 14 күн бұрын
Way ahead of ya guys. Been doing this for 30 years straight and so far no one called swat on me.
@xdx1990
@xdx1990 2 ай бұрын
Everything uploaded on this channel is pure comedy gold. Reminds me of when TV used to be funny.
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain 2 ай бұрын
Unironically, this is the average dating experience nowadays. The only missing thing is her recording a tik tok video of her trauma.
@RT-.
@RT-. 2 ай бұрын
I disagree
@c1oudsky
@c1oudsky 2 ай бұрын
where the heck do you get that from? KZbin videos discussing tiktok scandals?
@BladedEdge
@BladedEdge 2 ай бұрын
If this is your average dating experience the problem is probably you.
@captainsober
@captainsober 2 ай бұрын
With how many times shit like this happens, I'm starting to wonder why men even bother with girls on instagram or tik tok. They be throwing out false *ape accusatations like crazy nowadays.
@LonSelOFF
@LonSelOFF 2 ай бұрын
​@@RT-. It's ok, you have a right to disagree with reality
@TheAkustikus
@TheAkustikus 27 күн бұрын
Unrealistic as hell. A Girl with pockets? Madness!
@chobitsotaku5613
@chobitsotaku5613 2 ай бұрын
These are always too good. My favorite youtube channel nowadays. Brings the nostalgic craziness of early youtube videos back.
@krky86
@krky86 2 ай бұрын
0:18 did you catch the game last night? is it still hot out there? do you like hot fudge sundaes? aaalright!
@XyscusProductions
@XyscusProductions 2 ай бұрын
this channel needs to viral
@TheReaIToad
@TheReaIToad 2 ай бұрын
This is solid advice I’m gonna try this out myself
@javicule9914
@javicule9914 2 ай бұрын
Best ad management I've every seen
@watchesvideosonline
@watchesvideosonline 2 ай бұрын
This video has the best sponsorship ad I've seen on KZbin.
@USERNAME1-x5u
@USERNAME1-x5u 2 ай бұрын
It's too risky now...
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 2 ай бұрын
Touch grass outside the us…
@USERNAME1-x5u
@USERNAME1-x5u Ай бұрын
@@ironhell813 Does The Bahamas, Bermuda, and Canada count?
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 Ай бұрын
@@USERNAME1-x5unope, go farther soldier.
@weeblordgaming6062
@weeblordgaming6062 13 күн бұрын
@@ironhell813instructions unclear, went to North Korea
@ironhell813
@ironhell813 13 күн бұрын
@@weeblordgaming6062 too far… 😂
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