How to Tell If You're a Basic Bro

[@oddooddood7677]

When your bro's not breathing, but you cant give him cpr because you're not gay.

[@_noctivagus_]

When saving someone's life is rarely gay

[@death31313]

Or, you could be like me and carry a keychain CPR Mask, then it's never gay and I don't get sick by performing CPR on a stranger.

[@761839]

It's okay as long as you say "No homo" first

[@bocatadeclavos1274]

you just killed me

[@jyotirmoykyasapura3132]

as long as balls don't touch

[@Why_am_I_even_here_]

"Because he's basic. Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk" Cracks me up everytime

[@MrRedneckman100]

@bruce wayne also the doctor in “retarded test” is great

[@creativedesignation7880]

Well, that's just the accurate name of his medical condition, that's nothing to laugh at.

[@elonzalor5287]

The deadpan delivery makes it all perfect

[@lizaderenchenko]

@@elonzalor5287 just so perfect xD xD

[@minetruly]

It's like being called "basic" by that thing from The Grudge.

[@EvilApple567]

"He took me to Hooters for breakfast" is undoubtedly the funniest line in this sketch. I didn't even know they served breakfast.

[@EcHo8484]

I like milk when I get up...

[@mrjdgibbs]

It was an early lunch

[@sixoffcenter80]

hooters serves breakfast?

[@zumis1011]

@@sixoffcenter80 no they don't haha

[@justmeandthethree]

I have been to Hooters only twice, and I was NOT impressed with the food. Everything else was ok.

[@babyvision6924]

"You really need to be upfront about all this basic shit" The way she said it was too perfect

[@KavalierKhalil]

Her delivery was fire🤣🤣🤣

[@adriandevries8716]

@@KavalierKhalil Gotta agree. The doctor's execution was picture perfect every single line.

[@mmmanutd]

She sounded so professional

[@doumielle]

Lmao I lost my shit at 'a grown man with a heavy opinion on teenage girls music' oh my god the absurdity of it when you realise its actually true

[@squamish4244]

So you care who likes One Direction? That's basic.

[@squamish4244]

So how does that affect you?

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Thankfully that is basically the only thing she said that describes me... I think its less because i'm a basic bro and more because i'm a cranky old man at heart and those tone deaf philistines are ruining music

[@localshithead7430]

^^ oh yeah, he's basic.

[@Shalkar]

@@Ben-rz9cf Same here. lol

[@ThomasHarding1990]

"You might be able to salvage a personality" LOL.

[@muqriseni7998]

Wow I'm the 1000 to like

[@imayeti.4674]

Muqri Seni wow 🤩 you’re so special

[@PlanetHell92]

I was the 2000th like, you're welcome

[@tinniesealjiji]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BlackArcs44]

I'm the 3000th to like👀

[@nezerthonthethird]

Basic Lad UK Edition: Always talks about going out with the lads, drinking with the lads, picking up girls with the lads. Basically anything with the lads.

[@dogbody-k2j]

Sarah THEONE LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

i thought it was 'me mates'

[@AstroPygmy]

What's the equivalent of a brojob? Avin a wank wif me m8s?

[@MattJames1958]

Drinking dark fruits, wearing bucket hats, listening to Stone Roses/Courteeners

[@iheartryanross77]

Unhelpful Revelations we use both

[@houseofruans]

Emily is soo good - Her facial cues and comedic timing are on the ball.

[@nilsboker1925]

"I think I have a crush on Emma Watson" "Oh my god, that's basic" I died

[@gagazshowtime]

yeppp,, like seriously wtf,, loollllll

[@rhombicosidodecahedron4821]

I didn’t really get that line. Why would someone NOT have a crush on Emma Watson?

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@@rhombicosidodecahedron4821 because it's too obvious

[@Ben-rz9cf]

@@rhombicosidodecahedron4821 I don't lmao. And i honestly don't get guys who do. What is that, like a harry potter fetish?

[@georgekerscher5355]

I find Emma Watson to be attractive. With that said, I don't have a crush on her.

[@IfISmileWillYouPee]

All these guys are just butthurt because they found out they are basic. Nothing is more fragile than a man's ego!

[@ryanvern3513]

Except for a woman's jaw!

[@IfISmileWillYouPee]

Ryan Vern Naw, it just takes practice and then our jaw becomes quite strong ;)

[@halflifemasta]

nothing is more insecure and attention seeking than a girl with crazy color hair. u mad? come at me bro

[@cjcskittlez]

+Ryan Vern why don't you go try to say that shit to a female boxer, see what happens bitch.

[@vickyduarte8284]

Ivan Dobrichkov Nothing is more basic than anyone who says "u mad? come at me bro?"

[@exceptionalmale]

This video accuratly describes what bro culture is with basic attached. Includes Fantasy Football, eating brats, and getting agro about sports in general. Haha

[@ringwraith10]

I mean, I eat brats when they get too noisy in public. Does that make me a basic bro?

[@momkeybmalls8551]

*slowly fries kielbasa*

[@specialwhenlit8435]

@Kyle Peterson TBF, I also love Fantasy Football (2x Champ 🏆), love brats with passion and get agro about sports if it's someone seriously crapping on my favorite team. I also support tf out of the LGBTQ community (including my family members), vote for socially progressive political candidates and wash out my recyclables. How's that for profiling, biiiitch? 😁🍻

[@onelusciouslad7841]

@@specialwhenlit8435 Are are a basic bro, but only around stage 2 with the help of the non basic bro behaviour

[@martinjames4600]

What is a brat to you? It is a spoiled kid to me

[@AMW1able]

"He took me to Hooters for breakfast" "It was an early lunch!"

[@tonyloaf5482]

That one direction reaction XD

[@anarchistjesus7354]

TonyLoaf I love how quickly that "Fuck you" came out. lol

[@l337pwnage]

TonyLoaf I was wondering who that was a picture of.

[@restingame]

TonyLoaf hahaha i Lol'd XD

[@SALdosry]

+TonyLoaf i had the same reaction

[@solongsuicide9]

+SALdosry Then you Sir, are a grade 4 basic bro. I wish you a speedy recover. #BasicAsFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[@MrPixelMonster]

I cant handle the doctor saying shit like "basic shit" and "basic as fuuuuuuck" in such a serious voice Im dead 😂😂😂

[@MalakMacabre]

Kerri nailed the seriousness.

[@justinwise6781]

Flying Dutchman "I'm dead" is totally basic

[@Jefff72]

This is Deputy Wiegel of the Reno Sheriff's Department.

[@WishAAAProductions]

"A backwards sitting cap" haha lost it

[@joshrabatin]

"Sits on the couch drinking beer with an unearned sense of entitlement" My goodness! 😂😂😂

[@stevenan93]

my new ringtone is now the doctor saying "basic as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"

[@SikMisfits]

+stevenan93 Dude...the U...not the K.

[@stevenan93]

+SikMisfits I thought more U's would be like a fooooook sound

[@SikMisfits]

stevenan93 Yeah, and more K's is totally a Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck sound

[@stevenan93]

SikMisfits fuuuuuggggggg

[@ericirving4543]

Bro that's basic

[@Sogazu]

It's funny they're actually married to each other.

[@brucewayne3486]

Really?

[@andre-cmyk]

Asus Kuning Yup. They even have a channel.

[@nkdubuisson]

André Domingues What is it?

[@anastasiad2302]

The Floating D-Angel murphandemily

[@conabish]

Backstage Bum Opposites attract though. They must not have the right spark.

[@anenemystand5582]

Oh thank God, I can't tell you how many times people have told me about how much they drank last night. It's like their whole personality is "alchohol"

[@guybrush1701]

I went to community college in a smaller town in MI, and there were dudes I would hear on the phone with their bros all the time: "Dude! Were you at the bar last night?" And I would think to myself: "It was TUESDAY!!"

[@martinjames4600]

Hey, I am such a badass, guess what I did...the SAME THING as MILLIONS of others.....yep you heard me. Also it was RETAIL so in doing it I paid money to massive faceless corporations because I believe that Budweiser ad where its a blue guitarist playing in a neon lit joint with cold bubbles dripping down the neck on a hot Louisiana night, rather than a sweaty plumber from Uttoxeter. Afterwards I bought cocaine just like everyone else and I do actually fantasise that because I got an extra half gramme for my bro, that I am now a narco. I am a CONSUMER...

[@milascave2]

an: I used to tell my friends the list of drugs I had taken THAT night, at the party I was meeting them at. I was about 17 or 18, and was a basic teenage drug addict.

[@anenemystand5582]

@@milascave2 thats rough mate. Hope you're doing better

[@albertliu7103]

You've got to admit, that actress who played the doctor is just simply awesome! :D

[@sidratstudios]

She's the girl from the State on MTV.

[@Jefff72]

Wasn't she on Reno911? I believe Deputy Wiegel.

[@mauvebassetgirl21]

"A grown man with serious opinions about teenage girl music...." Omg I died 😂😂😂

[@lebest3062]

@Ben G of course not, theyre like in their 30s now.

[@aureliobulzaga4648]

@Alexander Marquardt I know, totally hate how crazy girls used to get about those four English dudes. I mean, the music was shit and so fucking controversial. They were too obsessed about them, the Beatles were utter trash and of course now everybody pretends it wasn't teenage girls who made the Beatles famous, because they are too scared of saying so. Disgusting.

[@aureliobulzaga4648]

@Alexander Marquardt You completely missed the point, uh?

[@knightenchanter7908]

@Alexander Marquardt good job, you just proved you're a basic bro.

[@pvshka]

@@aureliobulzaga4648 your comment would've been smart, if any of what you wrote was true, but alas...

[@jspr2k5]

ahahahahahah all those basic bro's getting upset because they fit the image EXACTLY, so funny

[@MusketWalrus]

...Because everyone knows that being basic is a...bad thing?... I don't quite understand where you're going with this one.

[@FerrariTeddy]

***** you lack a unique* personality.

[@muna5066]

I'll admit it. I do some of that basic shit. I do love bacon so much that I ruin it for everyone. I call my guy friends my boys sometimes. But I don't like watching sports, and I don't drink anymore. I also jam to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber. I need to go get tested for basicness so that I can finally know...

[@ironmansidekick]

ferrariteddy Everyone has a Unique personality, or at least the ability to have one. Some people see something they think is cool in someone else and try to copy it exactly, and then just become an exact carbon copy clone.

[@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657]

FAT FEMINIST EVERYWHERE! I CAN'T RUN!

[@mrEbraheem]

I love how the doctor was so serious the whole time. 😂😂😂😂

[@TB4000]

The hilarity is that about 95% of the dudes that comment on KZbin fit at least three of these descriptors.

[@momkeybmalls8551]

@Alexander Marquardt more of an ass guy myself but the whold liking bacon thing was OVER liking it like making everything with bacon even if it ruins the bacons flavor and texture. And hating boys bands isn't basic as it means the person playing it is more basic then you'll ever be

[@momkeybmalls8551]

@Alexander Marquardt your telling me your going to wrap your tuna and salmon with bacon?

[@richm368]

Have you had bacon?

[@richm368]

@Alexander Marquardt How was it? I've had a tuna bacon sandwich, it was good.

[@aureliobulzaga4648]

@Alexander Marquardt Basic is writing that you aren't basic and you are 100% justified in hating kids for having different music tastes in every single comment section. Jesus, grow up

[@rustborocitymafia7069]

YOU SHOULDVE CALLED IT A FRAT SCAN

[@someRando-e4r]

Underrated comment

[@muhamadkenzo7433]

Oh yeahhhhhh my god yes its a FRATT stereotypee

[@23Magistere]

This video sums up 9gag well

[@aroguebard]

Too true.

[@rai4119]

Perfect comment

[@nessabelbacani7621]

That's why I stopped using 9gag. They ruined the gag in 9gag. 😂

[@tecunuman5038]

What a intresting Butterfly🦋😏

[@23Magistere]

You know it :)

[@xrossplayxino]

"You really need to be upfront with all this basic shit." Sounds like good life-changing advice for everyone.

[@chaddtaylor4451]

1:03 She sounds so much like a medical professional when she confirms"shit is basic" its hilarious 1:50 The slight "no" she gives when she nods is priceless.

[@kadishchagayeva611]

They should've said his crush was Megan Fox. Now that is even more basic.

[@chippidychip1145]

Kate uptown would be worse

[@SwooceMan]

Or jennifer lawrence

[@CobaltCruiser]

In a few years, Dakota Johnson will be another acceptable response.

[@HalfTimesTwo]

Boogeymed Jennifer Lawrence is a fraud. She's a master at putting up a fake image for the public.

[@arbitterm]

kadish chagayeva It's not about who it is. It's that he "has a crush" on Hollywood actress. That's some basic ass shit.

[@Shesaz]

This was fucking brilliant. SO accurate in describing your typical douchebag. That, and the doctor played an amazing part

[@rainbowyarn]

agree about the doctor; she was stellar "basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

[@delilaheros3699]

***** I died.

[@leichterKampfer]

Shesaz woman love the douche bags just like we like a basic bitch

[@Shesaz]

Cpt Solo Speak for yourself

[@leichterKampfer]

Shesaz ok

[@mastercretin3432]

2015 : Basic people 2019 : Normies

[@lebest3062]

Normies are now an untamed epidemic in college.

[@coasternamegenerator5611]

Even the term normie is basic.

[@mastercretin3432]

@@coasternamegenerator5611 what isn't tbh ?

[@austinwood2470]

I love how she just tries to end his marriage right in front of him

[@LostAutopilot]

I think the joke with having a crush on Emma Watson is how so many of these type of guys talk about her and think she is different, better, more sophisticated, and 'classy' in comparison to other stars so in turn liking her is a sophisticated thing. Most people have a crush on Emma,(hell I know I do) she is amazing, a smart and very beautiful lady, its just the way these dudebros or basic bros talk about her non stop and think they deserve a pat on the back for liking a smart woman, nothing wrong with actually liking her.

[@krishtrinity]

I don't know why i like her...something about her just makes me want to..........

[@digfire1]

its basic to like emma watson because everyone male or female likes her, which is pretty basic

[@dverdugonosov]

It's just that many guys grew up watching her owing up in the HP movies. Plus, Hermione character is very well written. Like, an ideal supportive female bro.

[@AbductionFromAbove]

Eh, everybody's gay for Emma Watson. I don't think it's so much basic as it is universal.

[@HouseOfAlastrian]

Heh... for the longest time I've felt like Emma Watson is incredibly overrated. I don't find her that attractive, and she's not as smart as she's made out to be (that UN speech of hers was garbage, for example). Then again, I'm not a Basic Bro... so I'll never understand it anyway :P

[@kelseypeel7739]

You forgot Shirtless selfies as their facebook profile pic and thinking the best musician ever is Eminem.

[@HitomiAyumu]

Kelsey Peel Haha.

[@crazypizzaman]

Kelsey Peel Lol very true

[@lamborger]

Kelsey Peel I rejoiced at your point about eminem. God bless your soul you beautiful angel.

[@anarchistjesus7354]

Kelsey Peel That's some basic as shit.

[@JacobNorwood1]

Kelsey Peel And Axe body spray.

[@Chubbachub628]

“I opened up to a therapist just once. I was 8. The doctor kept asking me question after question, got me so scrambled up that they Shanghaid me to a nitwit school.”

[@horushyperion76]

That tough

[@project19official]

I'm not sure how anyone kept a straight face during this skit; bravo.

[@canadmexi]

This guy is pretty much most of my male peers in high school.

[@sunnyncloudy]

+canadmexi Gumshoe!

[@LeWildSister]

canadmexi this guy is my brother hands down lol

[@carolynmmitchell2240]

You're a basic bro/bitch

[@anthonysantiago2880]

This guy seems like he would follow that comment up with either: "I, on the other hand, am a more sophisticated specimen myself, and yet the single enigma I am currently unable to solve with my 160 intelligence quotient is my lack of girlfriend." Or "I'm tired of all these jerks in my school that are so basic. I'm the only nice guy, but girls only like guys who are man to them and play football. Why don't girls like nice guys???? Uhhhhh"

[@thesithsaiyan4864]

Same brother same

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

"Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck" Lol every time

[@jmace2424]

Seems pretty basic to me

[@MiddleSky]

I think I've only heard of one guy who does a poker night. Maybe that was basic 50 years ago, but now I would be impressed someone has regular face-to-face friend time.

[@tommytsunami4910]

This described most of my friends from 2011-2014 between the ages of 19-22. Hot dam we were basic

[@mozata6838]

He's the kinda guy who "Likes" every hot girl picture on his fb wall

[@anon8206]

Mozata Only basic people use facebook for social reasons. Only basic people use instagram, etc.

[@gabriellucas5494]

No one uses facebook anymore its for old people. Basic people use instagram

[@hatchell18]

@@gabriellucas5494 lmao plenty of young people use fb dumbaas

[@GMovieSeeker]

If you use instagram for anything but looking at hot women's photos you're pretty darn basic. Oh wait, I suppose looking at hot women at instagram is also basic, isn't it? LOL

[@shellshock10]

pffff... "Facebook Wall" okay grandpa

[@mrfrelancekiller]

I haven't watched the video but I can already tell one of the signs will be taking a shirtless selfie of yourself in the mirror.

[@mrfrelancekiller]

Damn. Still that would have been pretty basic.

[@Stynieke91]

***** I have no idea what you're talking about. :(

[@mrfrelancekiller]

NomsayinBrah Ayyy lmao Top tier basic right here.

[@Yartin]

NomsayinBrah Ayyy lmao Dat user...

[@finzer2]

***** Hi...

[@poxriddenwhore]

He needs a beard (and to base a large part of his personality around) to go to stage five.

[@stealthyink7262]

-"we got your catscan" -*pulls up an xray*

[@Ehtele32]

"Once you stop referring to the basement as-" *air quotes* "A man cave, you might be able to salvage a personality." *Women everywhere die of laughter.*

[@johnnyboy3055]

nah

[@BlueRoseFaery]

Oh no, this case of basic bro is in the terminal stage

[@ElementalLeaf]

Pfft only basic bitches bitch about the man cave

[@davidp2707]

That's because when you hit 30 you're supposed to replace it with your den. Bookshelves, different kind of chair but you put whatever you want on your computer so its not as big of a change as they think.

[@BlueRoseFaery]

True, I can respect someone with a den or an office, far less basic.

[@freyjamulhall3615]

Fuck I am dating a basic bro...........

[@Arian545]

Save him before it is too late

[@e32b61]

You are NOT going to change him, he is not going to mature. He is just going to morph into his dad or that uncle of his who drinks tall boys and talks about how Trump is gonna make America great again, except then it won't be Trump, just like Nixon before, it'll be some new douchebag. Dump his ass now.

[@JoshMarshain]

Freya Mulhall leave.him.now

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Freya Mulhall it's ok it might not be too late you can try too help him

[@BJRoes]

Freya Mulhall A moment of silence for this poor woman

[@Nothing-ce8uv]

Is this series going to be called “How to Basic”?

[@michellecerioni4903]

The south park thing was too real

[@superstringcheese]

That doctor is hilarious.

[@gawthic1]

... and The State

[@slappy8941]

She's that chick from that show.

[@jmace2424]

I dunno her dialogue is pretty basic

[@buffalo182]

@Alexander Marquardt thhhhhhhhank you, I was racking my brains as to where I recognised her

[@CM-pf1xc]

@@jmace2424 but her delivery is masterful!!

[@gracepadgett6320]

"shit is basic" lmao

[@tylerswanson4705]

Grace Padgett I ❤️ u

[@joeyyarachno]

"make unoriginal make me a sammich joke to your significant other?" yes! "shit is basic." i cried laughing!!

[@ewoudzimmermanns8904]

you forgot the: calling a guy gay/simp whenever they show normal human kindness to their girlfriend

[@mazadancoseben4818]

Those are called Simpa sheep They can't think outside the herd

[@dropout]

[@atomiccheese1211]

Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[@HarmlessRealityBreaker]

basic bitch VS basic bro who sucks more???

[@haymaker710]

pokemonmaster723 They suck equally.

[@HarmlessRealityBreaker]

***** there must be some difference, in my opinion the basic bitch sucks more. 1) being a basic bitch is an insult, a bro is respected. 2) a basic bro is liked, by his bro's, and a basic bitch is.... alone. 3) bro comes is calling someone a brother. bitch is calling someone a F***ING female dog but i wonder which truly sucks more

[@haymaker710]

pokemonmaster723 Apples and Oranges.

[@stevenleejojo]

I've got a huge crush on Emma Watson... Am I a basic bro now?

[@axelmalone2001]

You are

[@uztre6789]

Just ask yourself: Does everyone else do what I think I have for myself? If the answer is yes, you're a basic bro.

[@frankl2467]

Stage 2.

[@benslattery736]

Stage 4 terminal

[@timtetreault663]

What straight guy doesn't have a crush on Emma Watson?

[@bluecoin3771]

Sir John Doe was born to heal this broken world.

[@autumn-wo6ov]

"...You might be able to salvage a personality." Oh damn bro! 😂

[@ricolinuxtutorial]

how to tell if you're dumb 1. you like pewdiepie 2. you like pewdiepie 3.you like pewdiepie

[@BSC4PE]

he is pretty based tho.

[@Inkaian]

How to tell you're basic: 1. Complain about shit that isn't targeted at you

[@Drandai215]

Inkaian I wish I could like this on the app.

[@herbstmeier]

the fact that you commented under this exact video is hilariously ironic.

[@MrKiron12]

Really What is this 2013 complaining about Pewdiepie is so damn played out at dis point Dude U R Basic as FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCC!!!!-

[@jamesdickson6622]

"Read a book" is a pretty definitive cure.

[@salacommander2674]

James Dickson As long as it's not a romance novel.

[@JaimeNyx15]

Basic bros wouldn't be caught dead reading a romance novel. If he can successfully crack one open and read it through... that's a cure right there.

[@jimmym3352]

I read Tom Clancy, I think that qualifies as basic bro. Reading man books doesn't count.

[@TwelvetreeZ]

As long as it's not Jordan Peterson, sure!

[@williamkrause5831]

@Black Rod Neeeeerrrrrrdd!!!!!

[@ian1231100]

A basic bro and a basic bitch. They're basically perfect for each other.

[@herbin45]

people shouldn't get hung up on what makes one unoriginal they should care if they feel like they are what they want to be and not just follow in their friends desires.

[@Kaervek87]

The doctor is really great in this! Good job, whoever the actress is!

[@justjoelee]

The lady who played the physician is probably a better actress than half the people in hollywood. Someone get her an Oscar

[@hossbeki9266]

Most actor and actress are there just by pure luck

[@R.Oates7902]

She was Oscar good, I think

[@ChristAliveForevermore]

I just love that this woman played the therapist in It's Always Sunny.

[@chriscunningham9740]

HELP! Boston has a full-on epidemic of basic bros! Send help!

[@jasonlindbeck8023]

is anybody else a little too proud that none of these symptoms applied to them?

[@MikeAguiar]

Jason Lindbeck I’m SUPER PROUD!

[@cabrondemente1]

bragging... basic bro 101

[@Kuso319]

me

[@jermainekngdom3154]

these requirements are random and do not even go together. girls wear fit its backwards. the pic thing is wtf the rest is movie stereotypes for men. also if your ashamed. your basically insecure.

[@robashton8606]

Hit a little too close to home, did it Josh?

[@yaboyswiggity]

A disturbing amount of this stuff applies to me. Hopefully I can still salvage a personality.

[@wraitheory]

Seeing this comment 5 years too late, I just wanted to say that I hope you've accomplished your goal. I believe in you.

[@jordan555100]

I think we lost him

[@aureliobulzaga4648]

@@jordan555100 The self-awareness killed him

[@BOBMAN1980]

@@aureliobulzaga4648 Probably in jail for storming the capitol, or maybe recouping from not taking the vax.

[@killxswitch]

@@jordan555100 With a name like Swiggity Krinks I don't think there was ever a real chance.

[@paranormallazivity9677]

Ahabababhaha the one direction part killed me

[@akalai_11]

How to be basic Have yb channel Have blonde hair Do dabs everyday bro Name yourself Jake

[@Nobody-pv9jt]

have a last name Paul

[@bellalabanca5493]

Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[@powboy01]

no matter how much u watch this u still laugh every time xD

[@rain1676]

heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy friend

[@powboy01]

+Kyo Mebi heeeeeey brother there's an endless way to re discover

[@RicaumDelas]

+Kirolos Saad heeeeeeey sister, do you still believe in luv I wundeeeer

[@appamallis7505]

+Rick Master ohhhhh but if the sky is falling downnnnnn for uuuuu

[@tylermorton2990]

There's nothing in this world I wouldn't dooooooooooo

[@tialiguillennunez5852]

The seriousness of their acting just makes it funnier 😂😂😂

[@themaggattack]

I love Kerri Kenney. I've been loving her ever since The State.

[@TheCrosshare]

Ngggh....i know this is a joke video and i like it as such, but the term basic gaining any popularity just made me want to puke up my insides a bit. Why do we have to label every single thing that people do. You like old stuff? Hipster! You like metal? Goth! You feeling sad? Emo! You don't have any defining feature so we could pidgeonhole you? Basic! Rant over. Anger lowering to regular levels. Now excuse me while i go listen to justin bieber while i eat a baconsandwich and cry how my life is over because a vintage store closed down to open a starbucks.

[@chef4965]

Because it's a fad! Being hipster is a fad, being goth is as well. A fad.

[@alexli5279]

Cea you dno what real gothic culture is, it's based on gothic literature but yea hot topic is a fad

[@TheCrosshare]

Alex Li Actually yeah, amde a mistake in my op too. Meant geeth :p

[@chef4965]

Alex Li I'm gonna be honest here, I don't know much about goth subculture, but still, it's a fad.

[@geraldl5221]

The definition of hipster is weird, they like old stuff, yet they like things "before they are cool". Liking old stuff is liking things after they WERE cool. The two definitions sort of cancel each other out.

[@dashortgamer]

You guys forgot "Thinks Eminem is the best rapper alive"

[@123florus]

Well he is...

[@dashortgamer]

123florus You're basic, bro.

[@123florus]

Well i guess i'm a bit basic but apart from that only the thing with the bacon is true for me^^

[@dashortgamer]

123florus They got me on the Emma Watson one.

[@123florus]

dashortgamer Wouldn't say she's a crush but yes she is stunning ;) what would you say is the best rapper alive?

[@koloan93]

Don’t even care... basic and happy with it!

[@Marth286]

One of the best of CH

[@DeathInANuse]

1:07 Shit is Basic 2:39 Basic as Fuuuuuuuuck...

[@heyandy889]

But I thought, only bitches could be basic!

[@acanthusnoir]

WOAH WOAH WOAH! 1:45 How is that not art? If it was two dudes it would be considered art. Photography is art. Any professional shot is art. Now what you consider professional is debatable and in the end what photograph is art, but if someone has worked hard to perfect or increase their experience as a medium, that too me, IS art.

[@chinesemimi]

Theos Castro at first when I think "Postmodernism" is a greek philosopher

[@mitchbankss]

Theos Castro everything is art, wake up.

[@dimondryan00]

The photographer did use the rule of thirds fairly well there so I guess you could consider it professional.

[@TheSweetestCurse]

Not the point. Its a cliche poster that you see plastered on a lot of college dorms (or at least used to), mainly by dudebros who just wanted to put up kissing lesbians without being called a creep/to look 'deep'

[@mitchbankss]

***** everything has congruence, has a purpose, everything was formed for a reason, and that's beautiful to me. just because it's everywhere doesn't mean it's void of it's own definition. the term isn't useless bc we have to stop and appreciate the art before we can understand it, art is subjective and it may not be screaming out at you, but you can find it in everything.

[@thecrazedchef7278]

One day the defender of the basic will rise up for the common bro

[@collollo]

"Gerald, you need to be upfront about all this basic shit." Aahh Kerri Kenny, you crack me up

[@JanelleRae]

"I think I have a crush on Emma Watson." "Omg that's so basic."

[@MrSam603]

Janelle Rae I don’t get it tho.

[@DackDavenport]

@@MrSam603 it is like every woman saying they have a crush on Tom Hardy.

[@mazadancoseben4818]

You say it, like it's a bad thing

[@yellowranger4629]

@@mazadancoseben4818 its basic is the point, unoriginal, like everyone had a crush on emma watson.

[@zeroronaldo9313]

@@yellowranger4629 most of harry potter male fans have a cursh on emma watson like me

[@ResurrectionRefuge]

Better to be basic than to be hipster.

[@Arhtify]

Oh look, a statement! I think you dropped your argumentation somewhere.

[@Mordewolt]

Being able to define yourself in a single word is a serious condition, regardless of what that word is.

[@Yummy65432]

It's true though

[@loulibell123]

oh wow. so true though XD

[@ankurama42]

No buddy, it's not.

[@lexmori9356]

8 years later and I still choke at “a backwards, fitted cap.”

[@travisbickle8008]

"but the real victim here is you,Lucy" and the guy's face like WTF gets me every time LOL

[@AltisiaK]

Gotta say something about the "yeah well being a basic bro gets you laid" and the girls who say it doesn't. It does. It gets you laid by girls with the maturity of a 12 yr old. So yeah, be a basic boy and enjoy all the basic girls. Be a man and get a grown up woman.

[@silvergoldgreen]

+DaekarK Yepp basically (no pun intended)

[@skankwave5245]

+DaekarK truuuue.

[@AltisiaK]

+Balsac Teabaghar Oh so mad xD

[@croatianwarmaster7872]

all "mature women" are whores

[@MechaJutaro]

Gotta say something about the "yeah well being a basic bro gets you laid" and the girls who say it doesn't. It does. It gets you laid by girls with the maturity of a 12 yr old. So one could argue quite credibly that Roman Polanski, for all his talent as filmmaker, was also the prototype of the basic bro...

[@linguaphilly]

hahaha this really should become a common term! I did realise my group of friends are pretty basic :(

[@psypsy751]

Everyone has a basic friend. But that's because basic is average, and average is almost as widely spread as stupid and douchy.

[@111vincento]

MSP Redgrave i love how you said almost xD

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

MSP Redgrave Better to be basic than stupid or douchey,don't you think?

[@jacoblamarre1591]

MSP Redgrave There's nothing wrong with having a dick and having a crush on emma watson or referring to your buddies as your squad, crew, boys, or whatever name you can think of, I see nothing stupid, douchey or average with that, if that is the case then, girls are just as basic/average/douchey as guys since they drool over pictures of models and actors, call their friends their girlfriends and a shit ton of other stuff. FTR I thought this video was hilarious but it's just ignorant to call guys douchebags/average/stupid just because we have some of the attributes in this video.

[@TheMpo1986]

Officer Trudy and Jerusha!

[@MrObsidian101]

Doctor “Make unoriginal make me a sandwich jokes to your significant other” Girlfriend “yes” Doctor “shit is basic” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dmas7749]

Haha! Dear grief, the way sad music plays in the background and the way the therapist talks like they've got diabetes or cancer has to be my favorite part.

[@nightrider3067]

*LOL so accurate*

[@waver7275]

666 likes

[@dandude5196]

Pretty sad how inaccurate it is for most men. I dont drink and hate when a basement is referred to as a man cave.

[@dandude5196]

Basic Bros are what women want. I’m not basic so women tend to get pissed

[@Kojitsu]

Dan Dude Basic is attracted to basic. Basic is the majority. Therefore more women are attracted to basic bros simply due to numbers. If you're not interested in basic, then they're doing you a favor by not wasting your time.

[@jimmym3352]

"Pretty sad how inaccurate it is for most men. I dont drink and hate when a basement is referred to as a man cave." Well I do drink, but I don't brag about it. I don't tell anyone about it actually. Basements are unheard of where I live because the ground is so hard.

[@3lluminatiii]

I watched this awhile back but I can't help but come back to the video. It's hilarious.

[@washyrose5904]

I love Kerri Kenney. She nailed her lines.

[@aquarist]

I don't know why but at 2:38 "But he's basic. Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" fucking killed me XD

[@MasterGuitarFreak]

Loves bacon too much, rips on vegetarians, grown man with serious opinion about teenage girl music... That's like 75% of the internet community.

[@Nina-vv3ev]

He plays video games too... like all day... 🤣

[@themathaces8370]

2015: Basic Bro 2021: SIMP

[@marwanmahmoud6821]

9gag is where all the basic bros hang out...

[@Galliut]

+marwan mahmoud Don't you mean UNILAD?

[@dabossman5650]

I Am A Tumour lol

[@lovipoekimo176]

Indeed.

[@AshishSharma-rv8mz]

Triggered

[@anobjectiveninja]

Who the hell doesn't have a crush on Emma Watson? Guys, girls, it doesn't matter... most would have a crush on her and/or idealize her. I mean, she's perfect in every way. She is also a feminist who doesn't hate guys...

[@MusketWalrus]

"She's also a feminist who doesn't hate guys." Ahahahaha- oh wait, you're being serious. Well this is awkward.

[@anobjectiveninja]

MusketWalrus LOL! I know what you mean. "Most" feminists hate men, but if you have seen her speech in the UN, and on other media, you'll realize that Emma Watson is different.

[@tori9654]

MusketWalrus Your ignorance is showing.

[@LostAutopilot]

Hun do you know what a feminist is? Not the angry Tumblr feminists, do you actually know what what real feminism is striving for?

[@factionguy]

I don't have a crush on Emma Watson. She is like your every day girl and i have seen lot more beautiful women in daily life. I guess once you are in movies no matter how average you are people gonna be obsessing over you.

[@nathanwood6374]

Years later I still love your skits college humour! Please come back!

[@chrisahearn789]

So he didn't divorce her, and contracted basicness from his significant other. These sketches have lore