How To Toothpaste

now you know!

[@clotted6441]

she's beauty she's grace she's squeezing out all of the toothpaste

[@wedmunds]

Your toothpaste ;)

[@Muzikman127]

Shes beauty She's grace She's squeezing the toothpaste Vihaaaart Vihaaaart

[@basicallyme8205]

Wolf Edmunds (insert Lenny face)

[@tiramachuuu]

Why

[@deansdrawings6844]

She's not she

[@emilygaming2416]

"I extend my hand to invite you to the civilized world." *Squeezes toothpaste all over the counter

[@pocketsizedchaos]

Lol!

[@Evielicious]

I can't reach your hand! The counter is to long! *leans on counter* WHAT THE FUUUUUU

[@desslou]

Iconic

[@havesomecarrots]

the gap between the existential horror of the video and the off-putting horniness of the comment section is really something

[@8atteryacid]

ikr

[@subzeroelectronics3022]

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN *_CONFUSION_*

[@havesomecarrots]

@@mkteku the comment section seems pretty okay now but back when i wrote this the comments had a lot of creepy weirdos in it

[@mkteku]

​@@havesomecarrots, re-reading my own comment, I am scratching my head as to what exactly I had in it, when writing. I am glad to see that you did not take my possibly offensive line to heart. Heart... Hart... Hi... Vi... Hope her experiments are going ok. Did she release new music, anyone?

[@celestelalianna7276]

@@mkteku nah, don't think so, she has posted on either channel in a while

[@Hypatia00]

"I'm an artist art art art" yep this is exactly how it is to be an artist

[@jungcooque6360]

lol

[@gwenlyre3622]

me when drawing:

[@Disatvantage]

as an artist, this is accurate

[@davidjoffe-hunter7016]

"Life is beautiful. Also meaningless" Greatest quote.

[@Whovianjay14FANGIRL-BEWARE]

+David Joffe-Hunter DFTBA

[@pastryllama5282]

David Joffe-Hunter that's what I live my life by

[@anvithequarsonist]

“Life is ultimately meaningless” “uhh- but I’ll get out of the house!” /lyr

[@iAmTheSquidThing]

I like how everything Vi does has a fair chance of descending suddenly into existential nihilism when you least expect it.

[@mittenstheninja626]

Went from frightful waste of toothpaste to just plain frightening real quick

[@flawlesspiner1674]

+Mittens Theninja lol

[@turnipswillneverhurtyou3934]

+FlawlessPiner Catbug!

[@flawlesspiner1674]

Turnips Will Never Hurt You Sugar Peas!

[@turnipswillneverhurtyou3934]

+FlawlessPiner Drop em!

[@flawlesspiner1674]

Turnips Will Never Hurt You OK!

[@ShadowZZZ]

so this is what mathematicians do in their freetime... cool.

[@gleeblerealness]

mystical c.a.k.e what

[@regretcore]

musical trash ewww u sick pervert 😝😐🤢

[@mtias4563]

mathemusicians

[@magpie0_026]

Correction: this is what artist do in their free time

[@Pandor18]

And Now, the Weather

[@vivimakesthings]

I SPENT TEN WHOLE DAYS IN JERUSALEM

[@Pandor18]

Olivia Walsh what?

[@vivimakesthings]

someone clearly didn't eat mountains of olives

[@Pandor18]

Olivia Walsh maybe is my English but can you explain me the reference between that biblical passage and Welcome to nightville

[@saidatulhusna1533]

its the fifth episodes weather

[@watbot5647]

OMG VI HART ISNT A TRIANGLE WHA IS MY LIFE

[@mynameisjoeakamynameisno2110]

WatBot lol

[@no-better-name]

WatBot 69th like, lol

[@watbot5647]

lmao

[@girltdmherobrine2028]

323rd like

[@kill_psyfurr]

I turned the like section to exactly one thousand

[@FrankJavCee]

This is beautiful. I went from thinking, "That's a waste of toothpaste." to silently fearing my own mortality and insignificance. Thank you. :D

[@NonTwinBrothers]

OIH MY GOD IT'S FL STUDIO AVPORWAVE GURU DANK JAV MEME

[@chezkaroxas9356]

dentists are shaking

[@quinn309]

pranchezka 😂

[@smokescreen9119]

DENTISTS HATE HER! See how this girl squeezed more than 5 tubes of toothpaste in less than 2 minutes!

[@jojogape]

9.99999... out of 10 dentists

[@KingTwelveSixteen]

...That toothpaste tip with the flat of the toothbrush was actually really helpful.

[@nicholaspoelczer6846]

You don't even need to use that flat of a toothbrush. I've been using the edge of my sink for years.

[@Comediocracy]

At first we were concerned about the waste of toothpaste, but it's obvious she ate it all and her increasingly existential thoughts are a result of consuming so much fluoride.

[@gunnermoomo2080]

0:33 "join me in the civilized world " *is casually squeezing toothpaste all of the bathroom*

[@eleanorewald7016]

i was going to write this until i saw your post LOL

[@cloudporridge]

Gunner Moomo I was gonna comment this but someone else noticed first lmao

[@dark-ts2ng]

Welp, This daily task will never feel the same to me again

[@penrosetri-jay-ngle8234]

Pft, you brush your teeth every day?

[@absolutetrash2246]

DALIY. HA THAT IS........ Stupid

[@renstatedelvismc]

"My thoughts are pure. My thoughts are minty fresh."

[@tatanga106]

"I just ate you. You are gone now"

[@JOHNCena-cz8zi]

blarf. V O R E

[@jinxypoo9841]

JOHN Cena I still don’t know what this is oH loRD

[@ZironOfTime]

JOHN Cena never remind me of that... *shudders*

[@patrickneal3193]

Vi Hart's Bills: 1.credit card 2.power 3.ALL THE TOOTHPASTE 4.water

[@johnchessant3012]

Also: 0. Sharpies and notebooks :D

[@honeybee3269]

Patrick Neal Water bill?

[@Anonymous-df8it]

@@johnchessant3012 Number 5: I'm NoT gOiNg To LeT yOu CoMmEnT tO aNy Of My ViDeOs. EvEr!

[@thekitty-o-kat]

9 years later and i still sometimes think about "even wolves howl with their jaws half-shut" like goddamn that stuck with me

[@thebossinator9887]

Listening to this without noise would be weird

[@zakkia6784]

TheBossinator but if there's no noise then you can't listen to it

[@thebossinator9887]

Zak Lyon exactly

[@keithmeyers2988]

Listening to it with noise is still weird

[@donnellem2793]

I actually watched it without sound cuz my ear buds broke and yes. ..it was strange

[@oopsie._.6601]

i’m doing that rn actually and yes, it is indeed weird

[@KoderKat]

Can we just all agree that the toothbrush paintings at the end are actually really good

[@allira_smith]

Vi sounds like she woul fit in on Welcome To Nightvale XD

[@mopsy8216]

+Alpha Aura I thought that

[@juliamay786]

It would definitely be a part of the Children's Fun Fact Science Corner

[@allira_smith]

+Julia May true

[@someoddusername5677]

Shes the one who makes all the pictures of teath.

[@Larissawesome]

Cecil's backup.

[@kurumi394]

0:21 I tried this when I was at my dormitory, the toothbrush snapped in half. I had to resort to brushing my teeth with a half-length toothbrush for the rest of the week.

[@aldobernaltvbernal8745]

how

[@wigglyjimbo]

Pathetic

[@izanagi21ify]

my thoughts are pure. my thoughts are minty fresh.

[@LyleMalarky]

Every now and again, I remember this video and come back and watch it again. Honestly, that second PSA about anything having an equal claim to meaningfulness was a serious nugget of wisdom, and I still appreciate it.

[@brandonthesteele]

This is a landmark video for me.

[@LyleMalarky]

YO BIG SAME! Thanks for reminding me to give it another watch, lol.@@brandonthesteele

[@alysonswindler279]

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL PHILIP LESTER

[@andre-cmyk]

Why? Did he recommend this?

[@rqinbw]

What why are people talking about Phil how was he mentioned in the video???

[@alysonswindler279]

Phil liked this video, us crazy obsessed phans must bring the phandom everywhere EVERYWHERE

[@rqinbw]

waiT HOW DO WE KNOW HE LIKED THIS Pizza Glitter besides how could you n o t like this video???

[@alysonswindler279]

+phaniceveryday You can see what videos he liked in his playlists

[@jilmcmahon73]

VI HART SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY

[@andys_alias3391]

Gege Heart yes... she cleaned her bathroom and her thoughts

[@cheshire183]

She's always like this. Get used to it.

[@thelonecabbage7834]

What in the hell kind of rabbit hole did I just fall into? I think I took BOTH the pills by mistake...

[@lyrimetacurl0]

magenta pilled

[@tess2082]

well.. i would have liked the video and subscribed, but since you ate me that will not be possible

[@moonlight_meadow]

》Tessa 《 XD

[@spoopyblues214]

》Tessa 《 I was just about to say something like that

[@pastelqwq1360]

Im already subbed but I was putching the sub button and axedentily unsubed cuz she ate me (idc if I spelled stuff wrong lol)

[@josephstone547]

Lol

[@alexisyeater2614]

》Tessa 《 oh... Oh OK then XD

[@Holychickendinner]

how many toothpaste dose she go though a day

[@creeperlamoureux]

3576708433577247822684383783478425 per day

[@aae9184]

lol

[@majorbowie776]

Nah its 7263726329032784837594768476387523872072372983729867253826497629 per day.

[@andre-cmyk]

6.28318530717958... (get it? Because she likes tau so much)

[@majorbowie776]

André Domingues ofmg thtats hilarious

[@exemplar9478]

This is still such a banger video

[@kodakeastman3779]

This video changed my entire view of the world. It changed who I am, who I was. My core beliefs, the beliefs that govern my entire being and my every thought, were started by this video. And I am a better person for it. Thank you.

[@Vigilantius]

I wholly believe this comment.

[@lrstudios556]

is it just me or is she really pretty

[@kennedyrg7695]

Is not just you

[@noriakikakyoin6009]

i can assure you that you are not the only one

[@ezequielgauna9879]

she´s very pretty

[@and8196]

LR Studios I wonder if her SUPER pretty-ness is caused by her being intelligent

[@johngrasso6224]

Definitely not just you

[@CloverSchilling]

You have frightened a lot of people on tumblr. I commend you.

[@NoNumbersAfterName]

Oh no, that's not frightening. At least, not for me.

[@ilovemathandswimming]

"I extend my hand and invite you to join me in the civilized world" "I just ate you"

[@nekoalysssama]

And now Night Vale I give you the weather

[@leoevan9594]

Oh thank god I wasn't the only one who thought that.

[@shelbyh9230]

lmao, this video seems like it was StrexCorp sponsored.

[@aaronlepage1757]

I'M NOT ALONE IN THINKING THIS!

[@alexc6105]

*Waiting for the bus in the rain*

[@MathewWalls]

Your toothpaste art is really good. I'm impressed.

[@koopakape]

remember when this girl used to make cool, cute and totally interesting videos about the most clever ways in the world to waste time? and not something that makes me want to turn all the lights on in the middle of the night and call up my mom?

[@MugiWaffl]

Yes. But these are much more informative

[@FirstFallSnow]

You should call your mom more often anyway. She loves you and wants to hear from you. Don't mention the toothpaste.

[@WyldeRian]

Yes. She worries enough without you mentioning the toothpaste.

[@zapzip2011]

She still makes those on her main channel, just not this one.

[@Lulhunnybun]

Try watching the whole twelve tones.

[@NostalgiaCassetteCity]

AHHH!! THE FACE OF HUMAN BEING!!! I'M NOT USED TO THIS!!

[@merlinthatwizardguy8576]

WELCOME TO N I G H T V A L E

[@thatoneguyyouknogal7777]

It does feel like something that would come out of Nightvale, huh?

[@uotubegaming7129]

Merlin Thatwizardguy

[@Shynphaeaa]

I LOVED THIS. The ending to this video was beyond description, Beyond comparison. Seeing your mind work, ticking away as an infinitely complex machine very well might, when left in the cold grey plains of a long forgotten world. Watching your passion and fire pour from you in the form of words, music, and the most human expression of the invisible plane of existence that lies tangled up and buried deep within each of us, art. It was sublime, It was like surrendering to the bliss of the cosmos to be an observer to your creative process. PLEASE NEVER STOP YOU ARE A GORGEOUS PERSON INSIDE AND OUT.

[@Lucifer-vl9fj]

how hard was that to clean up

[@daydodog]

IT WAS ALREADY CLEAN

[@calliopesmith1815]

IT WAS TOOTHPASTE IT WAS ALREADY CLEAN

[@rainbowdashlikessanshollow7246]

Bob :/ HoI BoB!!1!1!1!!!!1!1!!!1! 1!1!

[@alexandrapedersen829]

It was toothpaste. There are no physical limitation to ceap it from cleaning things that aren't teeth.

[@AtlasDeValle]

*redundant joke about toothpaste and similar interests in a certain blonde middle blocker*

[@mitsubaby8485]

“How to toothpaste” pshh more like “watch vihart descend into madness”

[@diegofloor]

Ooooh that's how you toothpaste. I kept forgetting to question the fabric of reality, silly me!

[@firstnamesurname7640]

well, now you know, you can never unknow!

[@TechnoSinister]

Kids in Africa could have eaten that toothpaste

[@thomasryan1948]

No

[@gogirlanimate0714]

stop with the africa jokes they are suffering and when u say that it seems u ha v e no sympathy

[@riley4243]

+GogirlAnimate0 Wow. The kids in Africa could have eaten that sympathy.

[@TechnoSinister]

Thomas Ryan That's racist

[@TechnoSinister]

GogirlAnimate0 Actually, as a majority they aren't.

[@bebed6028]

This was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen

[@davidw.1429]

If you enjoyed this, you should lookup a podcast called Welcome to Nightvale. It's based around weird things like this.

[@joannmercer6809]

"Your substance will be digested and incorporated into my own being." Jokes on you, now you have depression

[@lyrimetacurl0]

She ate me too so the depression was more than cancelled out with my super positivity.

[@lillyausten9949]

I can't imagine Phil watching this XD

[@iowacooke2160]

same

[@nanditamenon2219]

+Lilly Valdez_DiAngelo Actually, it is pretty easy to think of him watching this. He used to be really dark....kinda.

[@iowacooke2160]

Nandita Menon he probs still is tbh...he just covers up how he feels really well...and that sometimes makes me feel like he isn't ok

[@nanditamenon2219]

iowa cooke Yeah. I know what you mean. He is just so good at being happy that we can't tell when he is sad.

[@iowacooke2160]

Nandita Menon at least dan can see through him and make him feel better I guess

[@tm0446]

Oh dearest Vi Hart, you operate in such weird and wonderfully unpredictable ways. I shall never understand.

[@2b-coeur]

TM04 I completely and totally agree.

[@kaelyntai7433]

Well said... Well said

[@lyrimetacurl0]

Not really from my perspective but that's only because it's an unusual perspective.

[@elyhowson7645]

Wow your legs tho

[@obedmpp]

29 likes. who cares about the toothpaste xd

[@elyhowson7645]

Obed Marquez Parlapiano My bad. I was very distracted.

[@artbyeon]

arent you a little young to be going lesbian

[@elyhowson7645]

EON That's not how it works.

[@Wrigglevision]

EON Females must be [this old] to be attracted to females.

[@mariamontsedelagarza2550]

She ate me?... She just ATE me! 😂

[@ohmysugarcookie]

she is so pretty. Like not even appearance but her brain as well! She also has really nice legs... JUST SAYIN'

[@Freakschwimmer]

+QueenMurder yeah those legs really help with the face :)

[@4YouUglies]

Exactly she's so pretty!

[@syd_the_squid]

I really wanna empty about 5 tubes of toothpaste everywhere rn

[@techy4198]

cos that's normal around here it seems

[@emxlyxsagxner6619]

+Techy 4198 yes definitely come join us it's fun and weird.

[@matthiashavrez]

You can sing, you can draw, you can maths, you can music, so, what can't you. Please tell me?

[@Mowido27]

she cants a man

[@rocketpit101]

Timothy Brown who gives a fuck about man though?

[@roarrawr890]

Matthias, don't forget. She can toothpaste.

[@katie-ampersand]

Hey, a Vihart video KZbin didn't mark as "fOr ChILdReN"

[@spegnagmaglorious3590]

Just wait

[@bones384]

@@spegnagmaglorious3590 Well...

[@mahxylim7983]

@@spegnagmaglorious3590 Oh no...

[@ahlecksplodes]

i get so mad cuz im trying to see the funny comments :(

[@Anonymous-df8it]

Finally. I actually like comments.

[@beybladegf]

and now the weather

[@sammymueg]

damn, someone stole your comment and got over 1k likes than you....

[@QwopTheFrog]

Are we in Night Vale..?

[@kagitsune]

JK Quinn, toothpaste works great on *thoughts*

[@Ddawg450]

her voice reminds me of Marceline The Vampire Queen (which is a good thing, I love her voice)

[@LaGrandeFanOui]

'I extend my hand and invite you to live in this civilised world' **basically wastes 3 tubes of perfeectly fine toothpaste in 2 min youtube video**

[@mkteku]

Are you implying that civilization = no waste?

[@SomeKindaSpy]

I'm scared yet intrigued. Ah who am I kidding, I'm cracking the hell up and it's 2 in the morning.

[@riffshe20]

*kneels on floor* please...stop wasting toothpaste...some people who are OCDs are gonna cry when they watch this

[@invaderlib1]

Purpl Blaze i have OCD and im fine with this

[@riffshe20]

Angry Tomato what I meant to say was people who hate things spilling, SO MUCH CLEANING UP

[@jazzy_jz]

+Angry Tomato yes, not all OCD is the same

[@BacadoTheSkoggy]

“People who hate things spilling” and “People who are OCDs” are very different things. Plus OCD stands for over compulsive disorder, saying “people who are over compulsive disorders” just doesn’t make sense. Sorry to correct you but you should say “people with OCD” it’s shorter and easier to type anyway so I’m sure you wouldn’t mind making the switch

[@joecarter2773]

Wanting things to be neat is not OCD you dumb fux so shut up. OCD is a serious thing so you are wrong, never go around using that term loosely!!!

[@chidii19]

Oh my God she is the most beautiful creature. Oh my God.

[@DiegoporelmundoV]

+chidii19 yuppp

[@paulabeyer99]

thats what i thought

[@uhidk4674]

Who else thought "wow what a waste of toothpaste" nope just me ok XD

[@icespirit]

me too XD

[@mthembenisean1421]

Also me

[@Cpt_Natalia]

Me

[@tylernass6263]

I was wondering what her budget for this video was lol

[@charismaticmoon9287]

Meeee

[@MatematicaRio]

Now I'm afraid of my toothpaste!

[@frostzing170]

The end is vore

[@nextlevelgaming3498]

The end is extremely deep for a tutorial about squeezing toothpaste out of a tube.

[@5amforever963]

ok but why did this video actually permanently change the way i squeeze toothpaste outta the bottle? like i saw this video when I was like 8 or 9 and now I'm 15 still using the toothbrush to flatten the bottle-

[@banaway313]

I wish I could put toothpaste all over my bathroom

[@littleflowers7678]

ikr

[@Lordodragonss]

You can.

[@stumbling]

All you need is a few tubes of toothpaste and a dream.

[@lexih8959]

This is so inspirational

[@johnpellegrinoconnors3843]

Are- are you okay?

[@vsaucejonior5296]

I'm not so sure

[@sophiasplayzadoptme2045]

John Pellegrino Connors lol

[@blitz_dragneel]

TheMiningDwarf she's not okay she's ViHart XD

[@genevieve6652]

My thoughts are pure my thoughts are minty fresh

[@Itsjaera]

My mom would beat my a** if she walked in on me wasting toothpaste & making a mess!

[@AtLeastOutLoud]

Good thing it's most likely her own apartment and toothpaste she bought with her own hard earned money huh... O.o

[@_theothersarah]

I'm an artist! Art, art, art, art, art, art!

[@jmoeller91]

I honestly didn't notice the no bra thing before reading the comments. Maybe you guys weren't thinking about what she was saying if you took the time to notice such an insignificant detail.

[@jmoeller91]

Anna OurWorld well its different if you want to. my comment was directed towards the ones complaining about it.

[@dianarojo-jewell6091]

"I'm an artist. Art art art art art." Haha literally me every day. Except those looked dang cool

[@glaceisglacey4475]

*Why is this only NOW in my recommended?*

[@Firestar197]

This got on Tumblr congratulations you have horrified the internet xD **+1 subscriber**

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Nihilism at its finest.

[@estebooberskate1940]

Racoon in the closet you... i Saw you in vesauce... ar you following me...

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Esteban Ghinaglia Yes.

[@poisonpotato1]

I just came here to learn about toothpaste now I'm questioning my existence

[@smuggzmug7595]

1:10 damn daniel

[@lmeow9099]

dude......a painting made of toothpaste....awsome

[@Cheers.-]

No offense but you're super pretty ♥

[@norden2861]

how is that offensive?

[@everestneverlynn84]

It's not offensive. She said "no offense".

[@RiNa-mm2hq]

aye kpop

[@alexanderradoslavov1459]

+infires my kookie민윤기 browsing old videos, arent we

[@RiNa-mm2hq]

Alexander Radoslavov 😅

[@moonlightmist7]

Who the fuck cares if her legs are hairy? And what if she wears no bra? That's not the point of the video. She doesn''t have to shave her legs or wear bra. It's her choice and I think you all should stop talking about it. It's winter and I don't shave my legs everyday either. Also my boobs need rest too so obviously I take off my bra when I'm at home. She is pretty and really smart and it's all that matters. Great video vihart.

[@galaxydragons6244]

Your videos help me cope with the bad things in my life.

[@NotCreative]

OMG I SAW THIS A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND I RECENTLY STARTED TO GET IN TO VI HART!! (you've no idea how many times this happens)

[@gloria9532]

oh my god same

[@TamsinRJ]

Oh my gallifrey, so one time I came across a song I really liked, didn't really explore the artist's other stuff though, Just liked the song and didn't even take in who it was by. Couple years later I'm introduced to this epic band, and after a while I start digging in youtube for hidden songs of theirs that maybe don't come up so much. Found out that band did the song I'd come across years before lol.

[@djjj5907]

Well then welcome to math and nightmares

[@vivkonz8880]

+UnicornCrazy did you mean Panic at the disco

[@snoutp]

Sure thing Vihart, sure thing. You just carry on doing that whilst I slowly walk away...

[@lordhaiv]

"I'm an artist, art art art art art"

[@indigobeah]

Dem legs do Not what one would expect from a expert mathematician

[@MrEnklave]

expert mathematicians doesn't have time to shave you know

[@princepeterwolf]

Well that was ... disturbing

[@TheMisterScruffles]

Great video to use as evidence for when you're using the insanity defense after the police catch you.

[@infinitymolly4267]

I came here from Phil's liked videos.

[@pepewentz3206]

+InfinityMolly same THANKS PHIL

[@madisonaustin9394]

+InfinityMolly well, now we know why Phil is the way he is....

[@littleflowers7678]

Why this is perfectly normal I mean look at all the art she made

[@emij1210]

XD same

[@spookybicowboy]

Saem

[@potatoqueen2047]

I love how she just has all Different types of toothbrushes. 😂

[@TheEnviousdominous]

You are the greatest human being on KZbin.

[@thelegoofawesome]

How in the world am I supposed to use this public service intelligence if I have been eaten? Dear lord!

[@kyogrey5589]

Vi is adorable...and terrifying.

[@ivynguyen4834]

Life is great Looks in mirror “Life is beautiful and meaningless

[@5up3rp3rs0n]

Most educational random video ever

[@yousaywhatwhatwhat]

All I could think about was Nightvale the whole video.

[@ainsleybreakenridge6293]

She needs to listen to Welcome to Night Vale

[@ephimemacabre6449]

How am I even reading public announcement number #4. Also I like the metaphorical picture. By the way here is a summary of your announcements for those who have minds that find it hard to assimilate in such intelligent behaviour and cannot process as requisitioned. #1 Squees tooth paste with tooth brush #2 Delve in nihililation #3 Waste toothpaste by covering your bathroom in it and create art #4 Cannibalism and oblivion