How To Win Chess in 2 Moves

[@MohitHuda]

Me waiting for someone to play this opening- its been 84 years

[@sakshamsinghal5418]

Schlatt has entered the chat

[@ooomph9602]

@@sakshamsinghal5418 big guy

[@sakshamsinghal5418]

@@ooomph9602 ngl I would probably beat botez if I had 10 min to 10 second time odds

[@MessiGoat515]

And you are still alive

[@hapainess3636]

@@sakshamsinghal5418 might

[@math_boi_4217]

He meant “this only works if your opponent doesn’t know how to play chess”

[@ayushanuroop9203]

Even they don't play that 😂😂

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

He actually meant, this only works if your opponent wants to see if you know it, before they crush you in the next 2 out 5 games. Yeh i got hustled once. Won 50 lost 75$

[@organizedmicrowave4414]

The greatest advantage is making your opponent think your stupid

[@e12noyxaa75]

That's why GMs hate Engines lol

[@dash595]

So what? He said how to checkmate in 2 moves he never told you to use it in an actual game

[@user-jc2jp7rd9f]

I think it'd be more impressive to lose this way than to win this way

[@fortmaks3970]

Legends say that only Beetlejuice is able to do that.

[@BreadIsDum]

Jschlatt

[@fabio9378]

You would be surprised if you looked at the lichess database...

[@hummuseater44]

I played my friend who'd barely played chess in his life and actually got this mate, he wasnt throwing he genuinely had no clue

[@alex2005z]

Let me try

[@vinayak6685]

Step1: Share this video with opponent so he knows what exactly he need to move.

[@baery4552]

Opponent?? Even a toddler like you will know this move

[@Baby_eater123]

@@baery4552cap I used this move on my 5 year old cousin and it worked

[@You_Ate_My_Soap]

@@baery4552so uh I lost to Martin

[@jrm1077]

Next up: how to absolutely destroy a toddler at kickboxing

[@proxyzov]

LMAO

[@luc-405]

precisely this.

[@Boulet_]

First of all if the toddler does e1 Kickbox him

[@coengrutter]

HAHAHAHAH

[@leovillant768]

lmao

[@olivertoth645]

Cool. Now give me an opponent that opens with f3-g4.

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

Theres one called called fools mate that opens like that

[@DeusaRem]

Me?

[@artuilech.7506]

@@assiaisindegyara4905 this is literally the fools mate

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

@@artuilech.7506 i know, but he asked for an opening with f3/4 g3/4

[@xkyatto8095]

@@assiaisindegyara4905 no he asked for an *opponent* that opens with f3 and g4 not an *opening*

[@2ndAveScents]

This is the infamous “Dad please, just one more game” opening.

[@Zellymackintosh]

YOO WTF LMAOOOOOOO IM CRYIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whatdatechnodogedoin]

So tru

[@toxic_gg867]

So relatable

[@bforbrie]

Relatable af

[@ilinca-k6d]

Fr

[@aceoftrades4190]

How to win in one move : force your opponent to resign with a gun

[@DailyVibs]

Chilll boy

[@Killer_Whale-w9g]

That's how to win without starting the clock💀

[@goriburne9775]

First of all you have to be playing as black... I'll see myself out now.

[@dogeche_]

@@goriburne9775😭😭

[@samueledemartini1000]

He meant: "this works only if your opponent is schlatt"

[@thecube0293]

@@darkrider95bilmemney82 same

[@4eight2]

Or xqc

[@sophiaredwood5825]

I was looking for this 😂

[@nadinegomez8858]

What’s schlatt?

[@samueledemartini1000]

@@nadinegomez8858 he's a KZbinr/streamer, who got beaten by Alexandra Botez in the way shown in the video

[@xenqor5438]

Guys do u wanna know how to win chess in 3 steps? 1. Get an opponent 2.Put a gun to their head and tell them to move their pawns to those exact spots 3. Win the game

[@MakingAUsername]

Why did I get arrested? I'm confused.

[@xenqor5438]

@@MakingAUsername idk maybe you didn’t move fast enough or something

[@tanmayadas68]

😂😂😂

[@pokerilogamer7605]

@@MakingAUsername I mean I guess the first step isn’t necessary

[@chancantcommunicate]

Did this with the class nerd, i didn't know he's a black belt in karate. Now i'm in the hospital

[@DP-ot6zf]

How to win in one move: grab the entire chess set and run.

[@highgaming6444]

Then throw it in the bin and run back... Checkmate!

[@imjonathan6745]

But we're online

[@sickofseeingjustsomeguywit8168]

Lol

[@dukeman8931]

@D P that's technically two moves: 1. Grab the entire chess set 2. Run

[@DP-ot6zf]

@@dukeman8931 If you move fluidly enough, it can be one (albeit complicated) move

[@gloryaday480]

How to win in a fight: Step 1: Shoot your opponent in the leg Step 2: Shoot your opponent in the other leg Step 3: Headshot

[@fahmidajahan8823]

Gta 4 reference?

[@gloryaday480]

Haha nope

[@expiredmilk5435]

Me: *plays against someone trying to do this strategy* My opponent: *moves a different piece* Me: you weren't supposed to do that

[@dillonventola408]

Me "What do I do now"

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@dillonventola408 Mike wasowski face

[@greatrj]

Scholars mate their sorry ass

[@MakingAUsername]

Just play another waiting move if they played a pawn move. You can do this checkmate in 3-7 moves as well. If the move their rook's pawn from the other side of the checkmate area then just play a waiting move.

[@crimsonitacilunarnebula]

@@MakingAUsername thats too big brain from me lol;:p.

[@алексейфедоровичкарамазов]

He meant "only if your opponent knows how to lose in 2 moves"

[@nicolopadovan1915]

Underrated

[@mav5907]

Lol

[@FreakyFilipino3]

I straight up lost to that move against the computer when I was in 6th grade. I did that opening twice and lost twice.

[@pushingPal]

🤣🤣

[@matthewhunter2443]

999th like, baby

[@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372]

Max Deutsch after watching this video: "I'm ready to challenge Magnus Carlsen to a rematch"

[@Mohamed-jv6nv]

Omg I didn't think many had watched that video. 😂

[@QuickRod]

hahahah i'm dyinggg

[@prashantyadav7823]

@@Mohamed-jv6nv which one

[@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372]

@@prashantyadav7823 Look up Max Deutsch vs Magnus Carlsen on here

[@willsr9412]

Lol

[@danic2795]

Next ep: "How to win a sniping competition against a blind person"

[@viper_31]

There is more chance my crush text me than my oponent play this with white

[@darecoaster9086]

I mean you’re not even wrong. The chance of this is so insanely low that even if that’s a low chance it’s probably still higher.

[@teasipper5136]

impossible

[@user-jc2jp7rd9f]

I'd say even less likely than them texting first

[@robinkaracalar3544]

F

[@ob9729]

Hahahah relate bro

[@mir3877]

All my childhood I hoped somebody would fall into this trap but it never happened.

[@Velhotin]

I did😔 I also lost with bongcloud in around 5 total moves😔

[@andrewbangs9073]

@@Velhotin you're not alone buddy😂 happened to me eons ago when my knowledge in chess is only how the pieces move😁😂 i dont know how to strategize to checkmate my opponent, i just focus on eating all his pieces😂😂

[@kishantiwari8028]

😂😂

[@notyourdads]

Boom ruined

[@yuckJudygagughhiHn]

@@andrewbangs9073 lol, everyone is like that during learning period 😂😂

[@piztolice3459]

I'm now a Grandmaster

[@krushalthakur404]

Underreated comment 😀

[@crimebelt]

Okay. Cool.

[@pulssar88455]

Judging by your face I would say you have mad skills too.

[@crimebelt]

@@pulssar88455lol

[@kamalpreetsingh4782]

😂😂

[@Averifiedperson7712]

This is basically how to beat a blind person at a staring contest

[@kremitkool5142]

I really thought he would be like Step 1: move pawn Step 2: *_Y E E T_*

[@Koldyuki]

everyone thought that lmao

[@pxel7345]

I, for sure did as well

[@atlaswar2425]

Me tooo :( I wanted the meme

[@thedonald6601]

What is yeet

[@beybrain7896]

@@thedonald6601 It means *throws human*

[@joshh1740]

“How to beat someone who is completely clueless”

[@stacyann825]

That would be me!! But only once!!!😂

[@shilohtlw]

Thats why i dont like these vids

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Ima act like this isn't me 🪨

[@tyshow5688]

💀💀💀

[@Nobody-iy9be]

It isn't about clueless it only happens if the opponent plays this on purpose

[@splinter1216]

Im bad at chess but i have never lost like this

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

Well yeh, but bad players tend to just not do anything tricky and go for more natural moves. I.e i bet you have never moved the f pawn turn 1 because of course you haven't.

[@generichuman2044]

I lost this way in the first game of chess I ever played. A family friend taught me how all the pieces moved and then said we should play a game to practice. I thought he was lying after he called checkmate in 2 moves 😂

[@crimebelt]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah you blah blah blah I blah blah blah u egg

[@thifanny7298]

I did...

[@DrakeYNWA]

@@assiaisindegyara4905 What opening starts with moving the f pawn first move?

[@Empire_of_Germany]

Next ep.: How to eat faster than your opponent. 1.) Make sure your opponent doesn't have a mouth

[@Felix_x_Zen]

But bats eats with something else 🌝🦇

[@edwinsalazar2320]

1. Make sure opponent is playing prior to wisdom teeth removal

[@vibhav776]

You can win in zero moves if your opponent decides to cooperate and resign

[@helyxz]

Big brain

[@padhle_chinmay]

That is more common than them playing f3 g4

[@RGC_animation]

That's just called an abortion, it's a draw in that case.

[@MonosSillyStuff]

@@padhle_chinmay wrong hes a big brain child in age 4 or 9 XDDDD

[@Naruto-mn1dy]

Yes, a valid reason I give you the tag "underrated comment"

[@Austin-hm6qq]

I know how to win a game in 0 moves. You simply have to ask your opponent to resign and have them say yes

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

Ah the classic "please" opening

[@CoolSpike139]

The "Five bucks to resign" mate.

[@aadibelhe6957]

@@CoolSpike139 🤣

[@dogsprobably853]

Omg u genius

[@jhonmiguelcruz8902]

But ur opponent is a computer

[@stevenrenfro5064]

"How to win chess in two moves" translation: "it is possible to checkmate in two moves under very specific circumstances, and if your opponent is absolutely unaware of how to play chess"

[@d0g7330]

Loooool

[@mies626]

streamer schlatt can agree

[@nooneatall5612]

Well all checkmates in a few moves are gimmicks.

[@Mvrky0]

@@nooneatall5612 not really, a scholars mate can throw even high rank players off sometimes because it's so pathetic

[@nooneatall5612]

@@Mvrky0 Dude I am 400 rated and I know the refutation its something every high rank player should know.

[@Balja69]

Step1: pull out the gun out of your back Step 2 : Shoot Congratulations you won your opponent

[@josephbyron7004]

“How to win in 2 moves if you’re opponent wants to lose in 2 moves.”

[@suryayt]

your*

[@trentfila6186]

🤣how to get the hell of there.

[@riccipeasy]

I actually lost in 2 moves like this in a chess tornament because I'm a stupid idiot XD I was so sad because I somehow won the first round and was so excited Also my 2 friends were watching and was cheering for me too And not only that I knew he was gonna try to do this but I couldn't find a way to stop him :( I knew cuz he was the 2nd smartest in our class

[@riskyrymes]

😂😂

[@WarSaw3653]

*your

[@asy527yearsago9]

Next ep: how to win a race Step 1: make sure they dont have legs

[@MobileFootball09]

Oh 😂

[@tyshow5688]

hheheh

[@rnkpm]

Or just eliminate/kill everyone

[@nandosc1899]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dhonist-7]

😂😂😂

[@albertgomez9543]

This is also known as "The Fool's Mate"

[@malayagamble1210]

Good reason for it too

[@itskindofalongname9386]

Fr

[@randomdudeontheinternet5901]

I thought the fool's mate is the 4 move one

[@Tan-rd7wq]

@@randomdudeontheinternet5901 thats scholars mate

[@TrollFaceInc.]

Or the schlatt gambit

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

Gives the same vibe as "Cake with no eggs, no sugar, no oven, no flour, no milk, no water, no oil"

[@izumi4065]

How to win chess with only 2 moves: Step 1: Set up the chess Step 2: Flip the table

[@Casual-Netizen]

Y E E T

[@atlaswar2425]

YESSS

[@_TheBoulder]

But each chess piece you set up on the board is a single move

[@MakingAUsername]

@Amazing Darkling Facts. You gave up. If that is true then everyone would be winning that way. If you mess up the pieces or slam the board or something like that, you are admitting defeat.

[@tsukinoakuma]

That’s honestly what I was expecting

[@ramidivarshithreddy3202]

Opponent:moves other pieces Me:that's not in the script

[@Rmg-m7w]

Nope

[@shastrasrivastava]

Correct

[@shastrasrivastava]

💯

[@flora_flowers]

*Force them to do it.*

[@chaitanyasamrat7743]

Title should be “How to lose in 2 moves in Chess”. That would make more sense

[@Excelsus95]

Underrated comment

[@anastasyacortuna8551]

I hope both sides of your pillow is warm

[@govindbarwa1806]

lol so true

[@SciDarkReal]

@@anastasyacortuna8551 jeez what did he do to hurt you

[@elpatoempatado2404]

@@anastasyacortuna8551 is that supposed to be a good thing?

[@calebjohnson701]

How to win in chess: Use a Jedi mind trick to make your opponent blunder

[@KudaFamily]

Alternate title: how to lose quick so you don’t have to play chess

[@cl0ud802]

200 likes and no comments pog

[@liossgranda8414]

Let we call that opening as "suicidal opening for depression"

[@rhealastname266]

YES! LET'S FOREVER CALL IT THAT

[@miguelheat]

Totally agree... but... i mean, i doubt we'll ever have an opportunity to call it that because nobody does it 😅. But in that possibility that someone does, I'm totally down for calling it that

[@rickastley7601]

‘How to beat someone in a wheelchair at a race’

[@dripcolors8756]

step 1: don't bam ez win

[@deleteduser8652]

step 2: dismantle the wheelchair's engine.

[@JobamnaJoestar]

Step 3 : Dismantle the person using the wheelchair

[@starlight._playz]

step 4:jump off a mountain witch he can’t do

[@Pajanimations]

@@JobamnaJoestar Step 4: Teleport to the finish line.

[@ejbaldapan200]

How to avoid it: 1. Slap your opponent 2. Use your uno reverse card 3. Get your gun and pull the trigg-

[@Skully__]

This is literally the strat where Jschlatt lost in 2 moves

[@allecrya2816]

i couldn't tell if they were serious or just mocking him at first lmao

[@SgtRock-et7zl]

Fool's Gambit.

[@WinServer-sg3dp]

@@SgtRock-et7zl King's Gambit. BECAUSE GAMBIT IS THE KING

[@zanae3432]

@@WinServer-sg3dp what?

[@taskmagician4289]

Who cares about that backstabber?

[@jihanechahib6827]

Assuming ur opponent just started playing chess a few minutes ago then sure this move is fire

[@mitchderise]

Honestly it takes more than that. They have to know exactly what to do and cooperate 😂

[@palloproductions3198]

First and last game lmao

[@chesstraps]

😂😂😂

[@Noir0rioN]

This makes me so happy

[@TheDarkHour684]

You’re fire, NGL.

[@gxfr795]

There’s still time to delete this

[@abc6568]

duh

[@nijojohnson1275]

😅😅😅

[@krushalthakur404]

Underreated comment 😀😀

[@L_mk998]

@Hyrise Games you not thinking it’s stupid makes you look as stupid as this tbh

[@x3pher909]

@Hyrise Games you okay my guy?

[@mr.random_on_the_internet7570]

This only works if your opponent is braindead 💀

[@alxexp]

I tricked somebody into letting me do this one time by literally saying “I hope you don’t move this piece here” lmaooo

[@nenmaster3279]

BRUHH AND THEY MOVED IT 💀 😭

[@lisanakath5535]

I did that to my 6 year old neighbour

[@alxexp]

@@lisanakath5535 well to be fair I was in fourth grade and she was in fifth it was a long time ago

[@johnyang799]

@@alxexp Oh wow. Good times.

[@knono3978]

Bitcoin trading is really very good it gives me daily profit, you can never lose your capital when an expert trader guides you. Last trade I made over 12 000 USD

[@danger4682]

At that point I’m surprised the opponent even knows that a pawn can move 2 tiles forward

[@shreyanshu9785]

When i was a kid, the person who taught me chess didn't teach me this, and i considered myself to be a pro chess player because i won many Times, needles to say when i tried playing in school, i was embarrassed.

[@seeare4959]

I know, right? If you know that much, then you should know enough to not make this super obvious blunder.

[@pamelanacorda6403]

​​@@shreyanshu9785 Damnn, Samee I keep on beating my family members, even my cousins, but when I played at school, I just got crushed in like 16 moves 😭

[@empressvengeance513]

@@pamelanacorda6403 easy for you i did this dumb ass move and got defeated in two moves lol i should have known better

[@fusion_42]

​@@pamelanacorda6403 i feel da pain

[@Alex_K221]

White: moves pawn in any other position Black: “Years of academy training wasted “

[@gabe7362]

This is *NOT* like the simulations

[@Dhonist-7]

😂

[@Letsgooboi]

"bro you played wrong moves let's start again"

[@xtanagaming1017]

"If your opponent has a stroke, you'll win every time" - Chess for dummies

[@WashingMachine.]

"Remember, if your opponent is dead, he cant play." -some random guy on the street Edit: i just realized that, ivan the terrible, a russian tsar(i think?) Had a stroke and died in the middle of a chess match. So this comment is actually right

[@Idkwhattoputhere...306]

Wdym? Black literally has a passed pawn on c7

[@michaelhandler6156]

Just ask Ivan the terrible

[@mariotonin]

Prerequisites for achieving this: 1) Your opponent doesn’t know how to play chess 2) You pay him to make those moves

[@MercyBro]

Giga's gambit

[@Uppurked]

CHECKMATE

[@redknight07_]

Why not just straight up use step 2

[@jefftaylor1186]

I also only play against children. A man of culture.

[@nickw.645]

In Russia it’s officially called as a “fool’s checkmate”. I wonder why though..

[@meganigga3000]

в России на русском разговаривают, алло

[@weedcaat]

@@meganigga3000 agree

[@aiosquadron]

You don't need to know how to play chess to use this.

[@griffitsnightmare4536]

детский мат же по-другому делается

[@darkhannomad]

@@griffitsnightmare4536 а это "дурацкий" мат на видео и в комментарии, а не детский

[@polytimi367]

the possibilities this opening happening are as low as my crush liking me back

[@Litovskyy]

Damn 💀

[@fz_de]

same

[@potatopilot16]

Nah your crush wanting to fuck you is more likely than this happening to you lol

[@flamee23312]

hey man you never know i thought my crush didnt like me back and it’s been a month since we started dating maybe theres hope for you 🙏🙏

[@polytimi367]

@@flamee23312 thanks but I'm not a man 😭

[@gamernerd3785]

I honestly thought this was gonna be a joke at first.

[@JM-ic9yx]

It actually is

[@australium7374]

@@JM-ic9yx for the losing player

[@navaneethps6431]

I mean its still a joke

[@kiwicuber]

Because no one would play this

[@roastedficus6227]

It is a joke..... of an opening

[@rosietyler]

How to win in chess: play with someone who's never played before.

[@iceman7157]

Story time: I was in the chess club in 4th grade. This move was literally the only thing I was able to learn. I tried it every time I played and always lost. One day I was playing against a dude I really hated. Someone came by and took our picture for the year book. Right after that he was so overconfidently blinded that he didn't see this move coming and I checkmated him. He couldn't believe it lmao

[@SleepEvermore]

fear not the man who has practiced a thousand openings once, but fear the man who practiced one opening one thousand times

[@AbdullahRady]

@@SleepEvermore hahaha

[@pluggothesluggo5509]

@@SleepEvermore *chuckels in bongcloud*

[@nottellingya9887]

So you played f3-g4 all the time? I didn't get it.

[@knono3978]

Bitcoin trading is really very good it gives me daily profit, you can never lose your capital when an expert trader guides you. Last trade I made over 12 000 USD

[@nikolozparulava3169]

How to win in 0 moves: Be so anoyying that the opponent forfeits

[@dominusvolpus8031]

That's how I manage to win other peoples games!

[@cheesuschrist300]

It's called resigning. not forfeiting.

[@dominusvolpus8031]

Oh wait, that wouldn't work, that would just be called aborting the game.

[@RegularRobloxian2487]

@@dominusvolpus8031 Or even better, you flip the whole board and table around and run away

[@CH40s140]

My classmate did that to me in a game of chess so i resigned

[@jinxplayz3866]

By the time someone starts the game with these specific moves, I think my dad would be back with the milk.

[@jinxplayz3866]

Both of these circumstances have the same thing in common. Neither one of these is happening

[@hariasokan6943]

@@jinxplayz3866 You had a decent line and you ruined it with the explanation. Guess your dad wasn't around to show your way around a joke.

[@Geliyor_Gelmekte_Olan]

@@hariasokan6943 😂

[@His_Scout_Sixty]

He meant to say, “This is how to lose a game quickly so you don’t have to play a long game.”

[@josephs.4813]

Literally no one would open with that move unless they’ve never played before and even then it’s unlikely.

[@Not_Lilly42]

Lol you say that buuuut

[@xethaan1987]

Naw they’d play something like a4 or h4 with no reasoning whatsoever, I literally don’t get a tactic behind a4/a5/h4/h5

[@noodles3328]

He doesnt recommend the move hes just talking about it

[@morgotp5573]

@@xethaan1987 it allows you to get the t̶o̶o̶k̶ rook out quickly. Yes, it's stupid, but there is some logic/plan behind it

[@tomfson8609]

"She's never gonna see this one coming"

[@KhaosOfficialYT]

“She’s not gonna see this coming” -Shlatt’s last words

[@arktifact5477]

Was about to comment that as well lol

[@Spider_manfr616]

🤣

[@prajwalnk3]

There's one in million chances that it happens 😂

[@EustachyTV]

I have a friend who always went for that opening as white. Every time we played this were his first moves, I would check mate him, then we would play again :D Once he went for that opening twice in a row, all in a manner of about 30 seconds. He asked me not to check mate him straight away, which I responded to with a check mate saying that he's stupid :D

[@prajwalnk3]

@@EustachyTV Then he is the guy in a million I was talking about😂😂😂

[@FieldMarshallNey]

Some streamer was talking shit to some girl and challenged her to a match and did precisely this. Her face was priceless "😕"

[@randomusername5997]

@@FieldMarshallNey can you link this stream?

[@FieldMarshallNey]

@@randomusername5997 I saw it on a "people die inside" compilation and I have no idea who the people are

[@yassomesho4554]

How to win a video game: 1) Make sure your opponent doesn't have hands

[@rlsyza]

Schlatt's and Botez's game 😭

[@orik3yha]

bro 😭

[@zinedinekhan1461]

He meant “how to win chess against your baby cousin”

[@v0id3d55]

That’s what I call: “The Schlatt gambit”

[@maddoxwhite8692]

A man of class I see

[@mysanityhasalreadycrumbled]

I was gonna call it that aswell lmao

[@johnb6723]

It's called one thing - Fool's Mate.

[@toomuchfun5597]

the schlambit

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

that was staged

[@Rayiez_Offical]

How to actually win Step 1: Get a nerf gun to annoy your opponent Step 2:take the bishop then it’s Checkmate and game over Step 3:if they move pieces that aren’t ponds they can castle Step 4:To win is the use the bishops against them and take their rooks and bishops

[@st_restar]

This sounds good when your playing both sides.

[@Goku17yen]

😂

[@Godxilian]

There's an "if" remember

[@ShivangB]

I remember blundering this in a chess tournament when I was a kid

[@fuego5350]

"She's never gonna see this coming" - Big Guy

[@w04h]

"No one is going going to play such opening" xqc: Are you challenging me?

[@jakeparker9624]

Throbbing

[@bloodybaphomet4165]

KEKW it’ll definitely work on him

[@GamingSurvivorDC]

How to win in chess in just one move: Make his king fall.

[@sizitsu7822]

Better title: how to beat xQc in two moves

[@samarianowrin4740]

Katara fan? XD

[@sizitsu7822]

@@samarianowrin4740 avatar last air bender fan.

[@samarianowrin4740]

@@sizitsu7822 me too! What's your favourite character?

[@sizitsu7822]

@@samarianowrin4740 uncle iroh.

[@epicbean6910]

@@samarianowrin4740 lol mine was zuko

[@m.r.2066]

Straight up thought the second move was “flip the board over and run”

[@martstein2931]

YES.

[@TheDebater94]

"Suck it queens gambit there's a new child protegy in town" - Me

[@DogestDogeYT]

You can’t even spell “frodegee” SMH

[@sy-hi7qq]

brodegy

[@shakunrelhan2944]

Prodigy* all of u

[@sy-hi7qq]

@@shakunrelhan2944 :cc

[@dabreadman9677]

Grodity*

[@hansagui]

More like how to lose a chess game in 2 moves. 😂

[@PizzaInSpace]

How to win in 1 move: Hikaru plays e4 You play d5 Hikaru sees mate in 69 moves and resigns

[@Loom.79]

shit that was funny

[@PizzaInSpace]

@@Loom.79 that was sarcasm right

[@Loom.79]

@@PizzaInSpace nono it actually made me laugh

[@PizzaInSpace]

@@Loom.79 okay that’s nice I guess

[@I_am_void_Fr]

Hikaru see chrckmate at 6969 moves later, that id the correct

[@lucasromine256]

alternate title “how to win chess against someone with brain damage”

[@moike6592]

Imagine making an opening that benefits you in absolutely no way

[@TNXHs]

how to win in two move step 1: your opponent has to blunder mate in two

[@wannabelyx2496]

In italy we call it "la mossa dell'imbecille", "the imbecile move"

[@MrCODEmaster00]

Directly translates to "The move of the imbecile" *Edit not saying your translation isn't correct, because of course it is, it's coming straight from you. I mean to say this so English speakers know why there's "la" and "dell" in the (Italian) phrase at all.

[@wannabelyx2496]

@@MrCODEmaster00 well, in the italian language the use of propositions is slightly different from english, in which you can sometimes omit them... "the imbecile" is the player who plays "the imbecile move"🤣

[@oleksandrzubchenko7739]

In Ukraine/Russia we call it “baby checkmate” or “children’s checkmate “

[@nikitakhanov]

@@oleksandrzubchenko7739 нет. Это у нас называется дурацким матом. Детский мат - это другое.

[@oleksandrzubchenko7739]

@@nikitakhanov ну, скорее всего. В любом случае, у меня этот мат и подобные ассоциириуются именно с детством, когда я только начинал играть в шахматы и поначалу много подобных матов зевал от более опытных игроков :)))

[@assistantdirector7599]

It's called the "Fool's Mate" for a reason

[@yeetman8541]

Thought it was fools gold for some reason

[@Koldyuki]

@@yeetman8541 bruh

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@Koldyuki bruh

[@twix2756]

@@yeetman8541 that's pyrite, or iron sulfide. Very easily mistaken as gold due to color and texture.

[@kirbothepinkball1324]

you guys forgot the classic: "I've won so many games with this opening and it's really good!"

[@acegz0443]

😂😂

[@kishantiwari8434]

That's good 😂😂

[@ribish6036]

Omg thanks so much 😭😭😭 this opening is so common for white and I never know what to do! You're a real saviour 👍

[@vlf1]

Do not use it is very disrespectful especially at higher levels in chess

[@ribish6036]

I was clearly ironic though?? It's obvious even to low ELO players that this never happens Edit: btw it's not one in a hundred it literally never happens normally unless someone wants to troll or mess with someone

[@OfficiallyTheKittyKat]

He just indirectly roasted schlatt

[@oliviachiu3420]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@shanam8320]

Yep

[@darksysler8059]

that was made up

[@totallynotclickbait6114]

I feel like schlatt probably knew that led to checkmate in one but idk

[@karnikjain7551]

I know really he though he has big brain but fked up hard

[@rosesunflow9560]

I can finally beat myself in chess, thank you.

[@paupajares9678]

Lmao

[@akshitsingh5990]

Agreed

[@nowajishmuhtadee6802]

Never saw anyone move like this.. Been waiting for years

[@topikjio6392]

My friend fool me like that

[@solus952]

You can watch schlatt vs botez

[@ChessHub-fu5mu]

Ah yes, the JSchlatt opening mate in 2 variation

[@mainplank1215]

btw, the opening is called Barnes Opening,Fools Mate

[@thehumanpractice2985]

@Sasmit eager to call someone idiot... when actually MainPlank is right, it is the Fool's mate. You're talking about something different.

[@emilchandran546]

@Sasmit this is the fools mate. Quick to correct and insult others, wrong yourself, either poor comprehension or a lack of desire to read / listen to others properly. You come across a real prick you know?

[@Zenoxy1]

@@emilchandran546 i am late to this comment, but i really wish i had seen the comment that you guys are replying to hahaha. He removed it

[@emilchandran546]

@@Zenoxy1 yeah haha. It wasn’t very kind, and he was misinformed.

[@cloroxbleach7554]

@@emilchandran546 what did that person say?

[@abdo206]

Note: This will work if your opponent who is facing you just start to learn chess.

[@joshh158]

The title should've been "This only works when Jschlatt is your opponent"

[@GraceKo-i3r]

-100 elo chess battle be like:

[@radiantcharisma]

Alternative scenario: -Tell your opponent to play white -If they don't, tell your opponent to play white -Force an uninteractive and worthless game by telling your opponent their moves to play while you play with your big IQ skill -Against their will, you are having the time of your life and deliver the smartest 2 move checkmate -No one's having fun but you -You completely outplayed them with your massive brain -So accomplished -What even is interaction -This is solitaire -You no longer have an opponent -No one wants to interact with you -You have no friends and no one else around you -You are alone -Congratulations, you "win" -You played yourself, you played against yourself

[@hyeronymus]

This is funny

[@Fade.....]

He sacrificed his SANITY!!!

[@tytotheowl2994]

This is useful for someone forced to play chess and wanting to get it over with as quickly as possible

[@kfjw]

How to win in one move, playing as black. White: e4 Black: *Kicks the board off the table*

[@shakunrelhan2944]

Wht about those who don't play on table or with board?

[@eine5485]

@@shakunrelhan2944 just throw away the pieces

[@potepitikonevorrasing6596]

The Knight : Dang I should've signed up to be a camel

[@kzkaa.]

funny thing is that a camel would've prevented this strategy

[@mohamadhusaini1974]

"let's say your opponent don't have a brain"

[@idkk378]

Such brain do u have the play a game with me

[@lol_memes9865]

Jschlatt be taking notes rn

[@BRA7_ian]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REMEMBER THE MOMENT

[@vvvooo9413]

Thanks! OMW to becoming a Grandmaster! See y'all on top!

[@KTK01]

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but just Incase... This move only works on toddlers or people who've never played

[@Cutie_Caramel]

@@KTK01 obviously sarcastic

[@staringgasmask]

@@KTK01 nah, this is the secret strat that Magnus Carlsen developed in his chess labs. It also works 100% of the time against chess computers, and it has no counterplay. The United Nations has considered several times making such opening a crime against humanity for its lack of honor and its effectiveness at ruining an otherwise perfect board game, but grandmasters lobbied against it. They'd be losing their best trick, after all

[@rero1]

He meant "this only works if your opponent wants to lose"

[@josiah3807]

“How to win in chess in two moves, if your opponent meets this specific move permutation criteria.”