How We Celebrate Birthdays | Sarah Millican

The birthday rule: You get to make all of the decisions, all day, for both of you.
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Taken from Home Bird: Live - Geordie comic Sarah Millican performs a live stand-up show to her home crowd at the Newcastle Tyne Theatre as part of her 2014 nationwide sell-out 'Home Bird' tour. Her irreverent exposition of modern life includes her views on settling down and her newly acquired 'furry babies', her thoughts on the party scene, why she is cutting down on drinking, and how to teach pensioners to swear.
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[@AdrianColley]

5:04 "I could feel his breath on my face" _screams in 2021_

[@dublinjazz1]

LMAO!

[@decidingdifferent272]

"that monster's got my top on..." i might've laughed a little too hard at that! brilliant!

[@rachelreneer56]

This is absolutely my favorite bit of Sarah's!! I can put this on repeat and still laugh out loud about it!

[@paulaisbitt1180]

As well as the pmsl humour, you are a fabulous storyteller creating the images in your senarios. 💓

[@juliejenkins6037]

Totally relatable - in York dungeons I was tried for living in Manchester - I kept trying to avoid eye contact, but no, every bleedin time I was picked.

[@blackpeter70]

Oh, yeah. Still happens to this day.

[@yavnevanderraaf7456]

You are so relatable, and in that way also my spirit animal

[@barbarahope1934]

I can so relate to your fear of closed in spaces and not liking the dark. What an awful experience for you. Take care.🥰

[@TheStephrules]

Our family has the same rule. If it is a birthday then the person gets to do whatever they want. In lockdown I had two birthdays. The one in 2020, I got to watch whatever I wanted on tv and this year, I got to go the zoo.

[@jkay707]

I absolutely love you you are a wonderful comedian

[@thatmediccouchpotato]

I related to this soo much. Had pretty much the same experience as Sarah in York Dungeons. I got picked on by the chef too! I don't think I'll visit a similar experience again hahah.

[@rowanaboat4523]

My dad was chosen as a volunteer when we went to Warwick castle “dungeon” and had his “ear cut off”

[@yvonnepagan9912]

Truely!?!?

[@rowanaboat4523]

@@yvonnepagan9912 Yeah the actor pressed a button to make a scream then waved around a fake ear covered in fake blood. He also whispered to my dad that he’d be fine and it’s all fake, I guess they didn’t fancy saying that to Sarah.

[@ForeverSoftware]

Warwick Castle was great! OK, maybe the Dungeon is an acquired taste. But did you see the real live Jousting down at the bottom of the park? I hope they still do it. I went in 2016-ish (can't remember exactly). Before the jousting started, our side of the crowd was designated 'White Rose' and across the arena the other crowd were 'Red Rose', and we were directed to hurl jeers and taunts at the other side under the encouragement of two mediaeval cheer-leaders, one for each side. Then the real jousting started - with real men and women dressed in real armour (with more up-to-date body armour underneath), real horses charging at each other either side of the central barrier, real lances being snapped into matchwood and real sotto voce mutterings of 'ouch!' and 'sorry!' from the contestants. I've no connection with Warwick Castle but, credit where credit is due. Thanks Sarah for reminding me of it. Wasn't even anybody's birthday.

[@jeremybrowne5413]

Your one of a kind your hilarious keep it up

[@kevgermany]

Brilliant.

[@davereynard]

Am I the only bloke that sees an awful lot of myself in those interactions?! Brilliant as always flower :-)

[@Chimera_Photography]

*(flower isn’t the compliment you think it is)* If you’ll notice, she only uses flower in an adorably condescending way :-P Love, is her term of endearment hehe

[@davereynard]

@@Chimera_Photography I was brought up in the North where it is, and always was, a term of endearment for female or male. If you weren't brought up there, then shush, me auld flower......

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

Well, if your partner's anything like Sarah, you're never going to be bored...(petal)

[@Timetravel1111]

Hello 👋🏼 Great timing because I’m on a road trip right now heading for Minneapolis to Wisconsin for a pinup show for show 1950s era and I need some fun humor for my road trip

[@jsemplefelton5348]

Say hello to Zed.

[@jackiefinch9749]

Welcome to Minnesota dear!

[@heyitself1970]

IM SO EARLY! I love your content, ive loved it for years, i hope youre doing well

[@ninestories2]

Great captions, thank you so much! 🖤 (P.S "scythe" instead of "sieve," "messages" instead of "massages")

[@matthewwelsh6557]

You are so awesome 👌 so looking forward to coming to see you with some friends, Love Mx

[@grillgirl690]

Very funny. 👍

[@andrewsimmons5587]

Classic!! 👏👏♥️♥️

[@peterlewerin4213]

"What? No, sorry, we had no actors in the dungeon today, can't imagine who that could have been..."

[@andreawalker7138]

My birthday is coming soon, and I wonder if I should implement the Birthday Rule? But then I think about what my husband will want to do (he loves history/military stuff) and I'm thinking, No thanks. LOL.

[@noahsparkes3215]

17 minutes not bad

[@Lynneheal]

KOOL VERY TALENTED.

[@LawtonDigital]

You'd be big in the States.

[@sandrabotwright7632]

when are you coming up to bonnie Scotland?

[@sarahmillican]

Sarah is coming up to Scotland on her Bobby Dazzler tour! Head to www.sarahmillican.co.uk for more info and to get tickets #TSM

[@mariajoaoalmeida616]

🤣👏👏👏

[@micheledavis3735]

I thought you meant “lion”! Not lie-in!

[@Moloko_b]

My son was like you when we went to the Blackpool Dungeons at the Blackpool Tower. I loved it but my wife and son were soo scared. I thought the actors were really good but doing the same thing day in day out must be really grinding? My son said never again lol You should be able to get a celebrity visit to John Lewis for being famous like we’re only you are allowed in to touch stuff ;) Hint to Gary

[@blackpeter70]

I'm a very low-maintenance bloke, Sarah. Come to Australia. We'll share a roast Koala together. Yes, there's crackling.

[@asterix7842]

Any other non-Brits Google Warwick Castle?

[@NewMessage]

Is it wrong that now I want a sausage sandwich?

[@skepticusmaximus184]

Self sauceing sausage sandwich?

[@DennisJosefsson]

I assume after that he got disemboweled as well?

[@skepticusmaximus184]

You wanted to help him make a sausage sandwich. You know; the kind with a self sauceing sausage.

[@laustinspeiss]

*Maybe not on camera*, but I’d love to hear Sarah’s reaction to riding a Syrian horse… 🤡

[@simonuk455]

It's awful but feel free to steal this from me: "What did the chicken say when she stubbed her toe?" "F*****ck F**ck F**ck F******cck..... Good luck finding a suitable venue for that one :D

[@imonthebox1148]

Gone are the days when comedians were funny without resorting to foul language. Sorry, but its a point of principle with me that polite society should stand and be counted against it....

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

There is a youtube channel called Dry Bar Comedy, I think you will be far happier there.

[@NZKiwi87]

Sorry not sorry, more like.

[@bloodhexesillustration1977]

Cry about it

[@bryaneberly3588]

nobody fucking cares, love

[@imonthebox1148]

@@bryaneberly3588 , I know, "love". This is the problem. Moral standards have fallen.