Sarah Millican's Birthday Rules - Stand Up Comedy | Jokes On Us

We all know how tricky it is to buy gifts for people... What are the Birthday/Christmas present rules? Sarah Millican breaks it down in this hilarious routine taken from her comedy special 'Homebird' 😂
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Performing to her home crowd at the Newcastle Tyne Theatre, the British Comedy Award's Queen of Comedy is giving up the party scene (Ann Summers), easing off on the drinking (fizzy pop equals wealthy dentists) and is settling down (taking her bra off).
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[@echognomecal6742]

It's quite nice that the way she tells things, you could learn a bit about the behaviors & assumptions people tend to have. Well done 🙂

[@thedolphin5428]

Great storyteller!

[@evakatz6351]

That ‘experience’ sounds like my worst nightmare!

[@LupusArgentum]

my parents took me through a wax museum when i was a kid and the first exhibit in the basement was one of those cages they put over people's heads and lock live, starving rats in. i was traumatized.

[@sandraengstrand1272]

My sister re-gifts me. Anything she didn't like she just re-wraps it and gives it to me and is disappointed if I'm not enthusiastic about what she "got" me!

[@naomiarram5187]

😱

[@tantona9315]

Lazy. zero effort gift giving.

[@theresaduffy8222]

Regift it back to her and act disappointed when she’s not enthusiastic.

[@lj823]

Wish we could hit the like button multiple times. You are great!

[@sallywillis1448]

If your stories about your fella are true, he is hilarious too!!

[@royzview6254]

Just made a mental note. Remember to add what the conversation was about when adding when she mentions what she wants.

[@DaddyBeanDaddyBean]

No no no. You have to make a note IN YOUR PHONE. 😂

[@echognomecal6742]

Yes, context! Also...finding out @ the time if the speaker is serious might be good, too

[@lisathomas1622]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cathytrottier8944]

You definitely have to get back at him for that , oh yeah you really gotta get him for that

[@teenastetic3681]

As usual brilliant

[@nancyt2848]

Just as an FYI, I love my long handled shoehorn. Of course, I bought it for $1.25 for myself at Dollar Tree. It wasn’t a gift.

[@ginag2375]

Everything from my MIL

[@michellealjunaidi8471]

I learned early on to never take my husband shopping with me. I have a better time by myself. Also I don't have to listen to him complain.

[@georgedobler7490]

A Yank am I. When she said John Lewis, I thought it was her boyfriend’s name. She wanted to roam around-or, round-her fella’s bod.

[@Rosiedelaroux]

How crude

[@charleslindsay3201]

men don't like to shop--please don't make us go shopping

[@echognomecal6742]

Np. Right after we get equal pay & everyone treats each other decently.

[@echognomecal6742]

@@ninobixio6156 Where are you located?

[@judyl.761]

Birthday Rules!

[@pendlera2959]

Many men like to shop for things they're interested in, just like many women.

[@JP-lu9ed]

Don’t make your lady go to a dungeon.

[@Theleaddog]

Wasn’t hooked. Found myself fast forwarding. Leaving. So sorry.

[@genericmeme]

thanks for letting us know