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[@Awesome_Thomas]

Everybody gangsta till poofesure uploads a 3 letter video

[@Nut_master_69]

ong

[@ConnerIAm]

No kidding

[@jasKCS2]

i laughed

[@harperburgess9769]

Facts 😂 I was like oh boy this is gonna be a good one

[@Lostforstories]

Fr

[@LORD_JINKUS]

the amount of anger and frustration that i can sense from a 3 letter word is insane

[@austinh.]

how

[@soshibby]

The minute I saw this title and thumbnail, I immediately knew how incredibly pissed off he was this entire video.

[@thedastone1939]

He’s really quiet let’s player, so be sure to turn up your volume

[@stpvtrick5943]

43 minutes long, LMAO

[@brucelau2023]

43 minutes long even mind you LMAO

[@fey0217]

disasters to never forget about according to poofesure: - 9/11 - christmas - poofesture trying to get platinum in wii sports golf

[@Cole10925]

Christmas is insane dude

[@33dbz]

Christmas is a disaster when u r an adult lol

[@warmaster6911]

Christmas was the worst disaster to ever step foot on this earth…😢

[@acgaming1932]

That was funny

[@user-ri5tp5zi8u]

Don’t forget Helen keller

[@FatallyFun]

11:20 “If I hit any less than that -- No No EEEEYAAAAAA!!!

[@ManofDumb]

Bro hit the jump button

[@the1aj39]

Bro turned into Frieza 😂

[@ne0ngrav3]

the way he kept interrupting himself

[@applebxzlol]

he went EEEYYAAAAA again at 17:18

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

34:37 owls in a parallel universe

[@Matthewboi520]

How how how how how how how how how how how how how 😭😭😭

[@giohvaniikee0855]

Sounds like a doggy

[@ne0ngrav3]

this is KILLING ME

[@goldenwolf8081]

Nearly 50 how’s in a minute later. How?

[@IvoryLoaf]

I dont even have to hit the timestamp to know what he’s sayijg

[@Lordifiy]

25:16 when the music conductor tells u to sing louder

[@epi-pants]

This woke me out of a dead sleep

[@RoachDoggJr26]

18:59 he said this like a mortified spongebob character

[@daffysumo5119]

Educational television

[@cactisea]

OVERTIME???

[@rakshanaaaa]

LMAOO

[@palpatinerocks3260]

8.2?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@gdtremor9865]

Reminds of that scene where Spongebob is holding onto the back of Mrs. Puff’s car and she drives him through the cheese graters

[@Earthmie]

You know this is gonna be a good video when there’s platinum and the just the word “how”

[@det.halligan]

Hearing him be calm at the beginning is so much like the calm before the storm, its terrifying

[@Pundus123]

The longer the video the deeper into insanity he goes

[@ConnorMiller417]

The Stations of The Cross: Poofesure Edition 7:14 First Joker laugh 8:22 Slowly starts to go insane 10:36 Horrible break 14:40 The power bar is not accurate 17:10 Begins to abuse Beef Boss 18:58 Shortest 8.2 feet ever 21:43 On the verge of insanity 23:51 Screwed by the flagstick a second time 25:15 Poof putting out a mating call 25:40 Poof becomes the Joker 26:43 Begins to question his sanity 28:48 The camera was aware of that result 32:10 Gets screwed by the pin a 3rd time 32:36 TBH, that bill would cost millions 34:37-35:24 The “how” phase 37:35 So close yet so far away 41:00 HOW?!!! 42:57 Rage quits

[@basicallyweird]

Tbh you’re the hero of the comment section. Digging to find this comment lol. Felt bad for his “it’s not fair” phase

[@CodenameDiamond]

How how howe haow hao hæw hau aow ow paow paow ħow??!

[@SebTheNoob314]

Lmao he says HOW 50 times during the how phase alone

[@red.4665]

STATIONS OF THE CROSS LMFAO

[@Barak925]

6:57 that one snoring family member when you’re all on vacation

[@Admiral_Grufus]

😂😂😂 Yes, amazing

[@cardghost465]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheBeauSimon]

3:15 - 3:16 "Know your crustomer." Poofesure, May 19, 2024

[@simpoly6929]

sponsored by little caesars

[@OrtegaSauce]

​@@simpoly6929 no. The Krusty Krab. Come on, man.

[@Mr.Meme-HCR2-Gaming]

​@@OrtegaSauce Sponsored by Papa's Pizzeria

[@kenjicarlos8402]

BEAU ANGELO- HI I SAW UR LINKEDIN AND SUPERPROF i made you my phone wallpaper at some point cuz i love your selfies

[@kenjicarlos8402]

seriously dude it's surreal that i've found you here after finding you on superprof as a guitar tutor last year.... your profile was very memorable

[@zayspov181]

How

[@st1cksx]

How

[@gabrielhurtadosaavedra5684]

Damn more free likes

[@piovosa1384]

how

[@joshlopez2021]

How

[@starryproxi]

How

[@Jagged1]

26:31 porky pig becoming a video game tester

[@mckay5274]

Bro the vid came out two minutes ago how are u alrdy at the time stamp

[@Barak925]

Do you people ai these or something?

[@bryn1063]

​@@Barak925ikr what?

[@ffsffs9225]

PLEASEES

[@crushinggrapes3248]

@@ffsffs9225

[@DFN21_]

19:05 when she freaky in the dm’s but yall finally link up

[@vRyanXOXO]

NAHHH

[@ootfan7882]

Lmaooooooo

[@TheMoneyMakinKing]

I’m crying🤣🤣🤣

[@s0lacee]

was just looking at his posts deciding which to use to fall asleep

[@adipocere4777]

Me too, I’m sure he’ll be extra calm and quiet so we can sleep soundly

[@SleepyCapy]

I looked at this video, and thought, “Monday and a good portion of sleep can wait”

[@dumblesbianwithadhd]

​​@@adipocere4777 Always is. he would never yell or smash a remote

[@colbydaughtry6871]

Trying to go to sleep and then getting jump scared by a yell is a different experience

[@blueknight408yt]

i fall asleep to his screaming 😭

[@DFN21_]

25:42 my favorite manic moment of this episode

[@TheB-Train]

34:37 You know you stayed up too late when you go to bed and hear this outside...

[@DFN21_]

11:24 me during karate class

[@ootfan7882]

XD

[@wilcampbell2128]

At 14:00 it says his ball was 9.3ft away when actuality it was 3.2ft. His ball is approx 23 golf balls away from the hole (golf ball width 1.68”) (1.68x23 = 38.64” or 3ft 2in) Just incase anyone was curious Edit: of if you are going off the FT from the hole the ball is 4.8inches wide

[@ramaicatseye]

Cool, I like the analysis.

[@ItsChaosLMAO]

Not compared to the feet of the Miis

[@michaelgeorge5867]

Every patch of grass is x2. If he lands on the 3 patch it’s 3x2 and round up depending on where the ball lands on the patch

[@Chicky_Lumps]

Part of the reason it always looks so skewed is the game's golf balls have no world space size, it's screen space. Because of the game's low output resolution, the goofball never shrinks below a minimum size on screen even if it should be a pixel or smaller white dot.

[@wilcampbell2128]

@@Chicky_Lumps for sure! I was more so just curios what the distance was in relation to the ball.

[@TrevorMoin]

Poof: “There some things that are just unforgivable. 9/11” Me: “I’m with ya there” Poof: “Christmas” Me: “Pause”

[@sirius9436]

He said, "some things should never be forgettable"

[@coolguy4-ls2gl]

7:05 And here you can observe a goat in its natural habitat

[@deadmemez1446]

Sheep?

[@Daniel_Super_Estrella]

28:56 I think Poof ate his mic

[@ZackMuffinMan]

Poofesure's list of disasters that should never be forgotten: 1. 9/11 2. Christmas 3. Hitting the Green in Wii Sports

[@cantrusthestory]

What's the timestamp?

[@skinnyd1195]

@@cantrusthestory33:44

[@VerdantEntropy]

Not hitting the green *

[@dannypowers11]

34:38 when someone asks who’s moving castle that is

[@ZeroTwo--]

Love when poof yells kyah like an acoustic anime girl.

[@notoriousd.o.u.g747]

This man single-handedly keeping all of America entertained in the late night/early morning hours by simply scream and raging till he gets noise complaints or he conks out from high blood pressure… thank you Kienan. Thank you.

[@lokiwildinn]

Poofesure comparing this platinum to 9/11 is truly wild lmaoo

[@overcooked_popeyes_biscuit8048]

Obviously one is worse than the other 🙄 (hint:it’s not the one with the plane)

[@alecwong4691]

It's like poof knows when im going to bed i can't wait to sleep to this

[@jellotoad64]

Same

[@bryn1063]

Ikr. I was just about to sleep. I sometimes sleep to his videos 🤣

[@ommy7672]

how

[@Polyeith]

​@@ommy7672how

[@KoffeeB]

How the heck do you guys sleep to his videos when he screams out sometimes 😂

[@zennybot5175]

18:58 why does this sound so much like when Spongebob said "Educational Television!?"

[@Thookah]

28:48 GOT ME WHEEZING FOR A SOLID 10 MINUTES

[@olivejuicesoda]

10:06 I love when Poof gets a little frustrated, he sounds like Link.

[@st1cksx]

Am I the only one who genuinely falls asleep to Poof's vids, even when hes screaming to the top of his lungs

[@christiancastillo1245]

LOL. I thought I was the only one!

[@bryn1063]

Yup me too! Even through his screaming his voice is just so calming to me. Love to fall asleep to his minecraft videos or papa Louie ones! 🤣

[@inochiinochi5798]

i watch his horror vids to fall asleep idk how i do it

[@M.C.ThomasReviews]

He’s got the same calming and reassuring presence as Bob Ross.

[@acgaming1932]

Same here

[@WolVOLrine]

18:59 how gymnasts react when you give them an 8.2 instead of a 10

[@Barak925]

SpongeBob: How much sleep gas did Mrs. Puff pour into my cup when she stole my new boat? 18:59

[@kingbopit9318]

Only 3 letters? ATTENTION HEADPHONE USERS: TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME NOW I REPEAT TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME NOW! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

[@luigi-dr9nu]

Is this not an ASMR channel??

[@just_an_elli]

My volume isn't working, I'mma just turn it up all the way and hope it works 🙏

[@KikiQueen497]

I got headphones on lol😂😂😂

[@apoco1yps350]

How

[@a_plastic_bag]

Didn’t quite catch you there, did you say turn my volume up? If you say so...

[@CoasterMagicX2]

I love beef boss getting his practice swings in at 26:41 as poof yells

[@danielbruno7458]

me and my roommate were playing around on this platinum and we came up with a couple of different strategies to help: Hole 1 and 2 if they are the closer pin to where you start, you can put it at max power (like red red power) and get it 6.8 feet and 6.4 feet away (if I remember right). It’s not as good as the wedge but it’s guaranteed. Hole 4, you can driver put from the sand on the closest pin position to you and get it in 90% of the time. Only works on the closest pin position. There’s a couple I don’t remember from later on, but if they look impossible based on distance (hole 6?), use a weak iron shot. Good luck and I hope you see this before you break another remote

[@JulianJimenez-sm4pz]

15:04 - 15:06 got the whole mind working on overdrive

[@HammMann]

37:27 "We actually have to really think about our shots here" *_Aggressively underswings without thinking about it seconds later_*

[@stevsh89]

37:20 Poof bringing back dubstep

[@thehighgroundpiano]

What a nice way to end the weekend. I love when poof uploads right before bed. It's so quiet and soothing 😌

[@caseybarnett5288]

I feel like all this anger is gonna lead to extreme happiness then an extreme course of crying like a child who was giving his first toy on Christmas knowing how much his parents struggle to support him

[@lunlunarins6429]

Please stop breaking toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside, there are hungry people out there who could use them as food and its very wasteful

[@SBsam]

Why did that make me laugh

[@darianthescorpion1132]

I’d imagine Poof’s live commentary is BeefBoss ranting while his head yaps about like the Canadian’s in South Park. 😂😂😂

[@rodsummerfield1241]

Im baked as fuck im dying at this 😂

[@darianthescorpion1132]

@@rodsummerfield1241 😂😂 Mission Accomplished then. I’m glad. 😂😂

[@dom_o]

18:59 is the SpongeBob episode when misses puff steals the boat

[@alexbones0001]

😂😂

[@YoSoySrRojo]

EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?!

[@HN-iw6jv]

Bugs Bunny: “What’s up, doc?” Porky Pig: “That’s all, folks!” Tasmanian Devil: 15:04

[@Swedeinaboonie]

My favorite ASMR creator!!!!

[@MarvelSonicFan04]

The amount of rage it's gonna be is over 9000

[@PennyPhenom]

"How is that fair? One power bar, if I hit it any less than that... emeneemneemne, EEEE, no no, for the thir- YYYYYAAAAAAAAA Poofesure - May 19, 2024 Timestamp - 11:16 More Hilarious Timestamps- 14:50 19:00 26:30 This video displays a man that stuttered more than every other stutter I've heard in my lifetime, Jesus Christ HIMSELF has NEVER even HEARD this many stutters until now!!!

[@OneShotMarkimoo]

40:59 is also a contender

[@KryptonicShadow]

Because he refuses to aim at the pin. He aims "5" feet to the right and wonders how he misses it. If he wouldn't have aimed to the right, would have gone right in.

[@yaoiloverstudio]

That "8.2??????? " killed me 😂

[@calculusantienjoyer254]

@@KryptonicShadowhe’s trying to account for the hills that will redirect his shot

[@Barak925]

37:55

[@hockey9831]

Love having the sounds of poof scream put me to bed

[@basedleaf5062]

3 letters and 43 minutes? Yeah you know this is gonna be good.

[@latebloomer_]

I could hear the scream in those lowercase letters

[@Mr.Meme-HCR2-Gaming]

Same.

[@TheOnlyUmbrilla]

"hey poofesure what's the name of your rival in pokemon sun and moon?" poof: 34:37

[@DFN21_]

8:24 iconic words from Mr.Poofesure

[@pr1mit]

26:31 the fact that directly after this rage I got an ad for meditation

[@u0a-iwnl-986]

“9/11… uhh christmas”

[@kasem8161]

It’s gonna be 2059 by the time poof gets every platinum

[@JimHarbaugh-eh1dj]

What tf was the massive bounce that thing took at 42:37 😂😂I've never seen a ball bounce like that on this game, and then the rage afterwards 😂😂

[@Barak925]

Yeah there’s definitely an ai algorithm on these super fast comments

[@_.sans._]

@Barak925 the skip button in question:

[@Johngamepleis]

​@@Barak925well both of th comments are also edited, don't know if there's any meaning but you know

[@FaIIenImpact]

@@Barak925what would be the gain though?

[@Chicky_Lumps]

It's probably either people skipping around right away to get the first comment on random moments, or leaving a comment instantly to edit it once they see something.

[@freebird1621]

When Poof said "how", I felt that

[@SAINTLUCIFER_WG]

18:46 my only logical reasoning for why the game thinks that is 1 foot away is maybe it's counting the distance between the ball and the bottom of the inside of the hole, that's the only thing I can think of

[@itzbum_7600]

It just popped in my head, each square on the green is 3'x3' so each green square away from the hole is about 3 feet + 1.5 feet (the hole is centered on a square)

[@andrevaughan5646]

An all lower-case title means that he failed and ragequit. An all capital title means he somehow got the platinum. Mark my words and remember my name.

[@noushinshafagh9924]

Thanks!

[@pablosolermontanos641]

Well what about the "the easiest platinum medal" video? That's in lowercase and he got it

[@acgaming1932]

What about the one Wii Party U video that was titled "WII PARTY U MASTER DIFFICULTY IS THE MOST RIGGED GAME OVER" where he angrily destroyed his Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside at the end

[@noushinshafagh9924]

Oh, of course!

[@GHOSTSPINS]

He knows his audience so well, midnight on a Sunday :)

[@USAranger42]

love how he uses Christmas as one of the things on the list of horrible disasters that should never be forgotten.

[@bradleyburdick2697]

I’m surprised poof didn’t have more of a reaction when he hit the pin and it bounced off and rolled back into the green for 100ft lmao

[@SW4T4LIF3]

Love you, man! Watched you for 4 years and you still kick ass!

[@Gumbo354]

I think the games kicked his ass. N I’ve watched him 4 in a half years

[@depressingcow9767]

Bazinga

[@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349]

they are surrounded

[@jaykay4137]

they are surrounded

[@user-pp2qc4ku5g]

35:01 my dog when the bell rings:

[@Imabot_-he7qh]

Reminder that watching Poof in 2x speed is like watching a raging Ben Shapiro

[@glennmay2330]

Rip George cooper

[@ryand8406]

18:59 - when the math teacher ask me what number is between 8.1 and 8.3 on a line graph

[@jenssuperkalifragelistisch4488]

34:37 an indigenious person greeting everyone in the village individually.

[@nitavacation5130]

Ahhh. Just what I needed. Good ambiance for sleep.

[@quinnimationtv]

The three-letter title just radiates pure, unfiltered, unhinged rage all on its own and I haven’t even started the video yet

[@XMLiamMX]

I love when Poofesure uploads a 30+ minute video

[@freebird1621]

"Some things should never be forgettable. 9/11. Christmas." -Poof 2024

[@christopherpietramala6283]

An over 40 minute video from Poofesure is actually a W for all of us

[@bijiont942]

@34:38 Poof has gone full native.....

[@jkmhokie1]

The part where he kept saying "How?" sounded like the receiving line at a Native American chief's wedding...

[@walker3560]

34:37 the call of a dyslexic owl

[@willdancer2391]

This is Probably one of the best titles for a Poofesure video in a long time.

[@excellentbill69]

42:57 Michael Scott at his mom's wedding

[@cbjackets4436]

Great reference

[@dannydelgado7056]

Idk why but seeing a poof video with just 1 word is just terrifying

[@House7404]

For the 9 months I've been watching. Every video is just him slowly losing his mind and I love it😂

[@ragnaricstudios5888]

We also need a compilation of Poof getting pissed at the Nice On guy

[@PandaJ71]

43 minutes of Wii Sports is a recipe for disaster

[@unclescouty2787]

The equivalent of reading us a story to help some of us fall asleep.

[@chefj523]

Bro really sounded like a looney toons character today 😂

[@Rayvin_n]

i love how calm he always is at the beginning

[@BobaFett_]

Just how

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

You're Boba Fett, you should know exactly how

[@HammMann]

That's how

[@HammMann]

That's how

[@palpatinerocks3260]

The power of the dark side

[@BobaFett_]

@@palpatinerocks3260 teach me how to use the force

[@harukawamaki4269]

I was watching this while trying to paint with watercolors and Jesus Christ I had to stop painting because I was laughing so hard

[@Utonian21]

I like going to sleep to these videos. Poof screeching like a banshee is so calming 😴

[@kreanj9751]

The amount of "KYAAAH" in this video is insane

[@StarTropicsKing]

This man has finally inspired me to go for all the Platinum medals after 15 years of owning a Wii. I am down to two: throwing punches and putting.

[@mfowl777]

So nice of poof to let me laugh at his expense of his sanity.

[@jakegilles7811]

I have completed this platinum after being inspired by you to try it. One thing I’ve learned that might be helpful is that on shot 6 you do not, nor should you use the iron. You can use the wedge. Just hit it into the red a little bit and it will still ad more power and distance to your shot. Yes it will make it go left or right, so there is a little bit of luck involved but you will at least make it on the green note consistently without flying across it. Same goes for all golf shots. If you hit it in the red it will still add more power if you need it. Hope this helps.

[@Frognite]

How for the Wii : Mandel bald bald bald bald

[@Jordan-xx9ux]

Poofesure blessing us again with another late night mental breakdown