Sabering every bottle I can | How to Drink

Impress everyone at your New Years Eve party by sabering open a bottle like some Napoleonic Hussar of yore! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year Everyone! Today I'm teaching you the proper technique to saber open bottles of champagne, and I talk a bit about the history of the practice. I also play a game I call "Will it Saber?" in which I attempt to saber with various objects around my bar. It gets pretty creative, and I get through a lot of bottles. Several cases of them actually. I also get cut up. It's a good one and it's how I'm closing out 2019! And by the way, THANK YOU all so much for making 2019 the BEST YEAR EVER For How to Drink! This episode is dedicated to you.
If you decide to try this, please be extremely careful. The bottle top flies off with incredible force and will destroy, maim, injure, or kill anything in its path. I'm not joking. Additionally as you'll see here, it's really not so safe for the person doing the sabering either.
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[@thomashambly3718]

I was just watching your wake up juice video when I got this notification

[@historicalaccuracy15]

You stole my first 😭

[@germx1488]

I know it would detract from your macho look but I suggest protective eyewear whenever 'splosions are happing. Another great video and happy new year to you, your family and the crew as well.

[@Ridwah]

Man, Barfly doesn’t sell sabers?!

[@michelguevara151]

Meilleurs Voeux, Barkeep! Veuve-Cliquot [Clee-cowe] it means 'the Poppy Widow' a reference to war widows.

[@michaelclancy3824]

I like how this starts as “Figuring out how to Sabre champagne” and quickly devolves into “Area man assaults champagne bottles with various houseware”

[@nissenilsson9158]

I believe it evolves

[@skippingsmile1898]

it isn't champagne

[@grantflippin7808]

@@skippingsmile1898 The us does not recognize french regulation

[@danielhall6578]

Im surprised he didnt buy a saber and saber with a saber

[@PrimericanIdol]

Florida Man is the new Area Man.

[@thatwasinteresting3319]

I always come to watch Greg for bar range safety tips: 1 Treat all bottles as if loaded 2 Keep finger off the bottle till ready to saber 3 Always keep bottle pointed in a safe direction 4 Always keep the bartender unloaded till ready to use 5 Eye and ear protection must be worn at all times- -------- He gets a demerit for not following that last one. Drink responsibly everyone in 2020

[@johnconnah4569]

Ahahahahhaha few of us are friend :(

[@mathewstumpf3744]

@@johnconnah4569 And now none of us are...

[@Big-Monkey-Man]

Just perfectly sabered open a bottle... Alone, in my kitchen, and then spent half an hour mopping it up

[@chunkybacon5724]

How do u saber an open bottleeeeee

[@lEGOBOT2565]

if it's perfect, it wouldn't have made a mess

[@Big-Monkey-Man]

@@lEGOBOT2565 Do you have any idea how drunk I was when I made that comment?

[@lEGOBOT2565]

@@Big-Monkey-Man either none at all or extremely

[@ozymandias3456]

How do you spend half an hour on that?

[@JK-vp2ux]

“Will it saber?” Tries everything, EXCEPT A SABER!

[@elgenfranord1651]

But a knife is close

[@ericguo3312]

A sabre will sabre, no need to try it.

[@KKnifeBelly]

He shoulda saber a bottle with a bottle

[@xander1052]

@@KKnifeBelly he did, twice.

[@KKnifeBelly]

@@xander1052 like a sparkling wine bottle with a sparkling wine bottle

[@thecharlieramirez]

I feel like I'm watching a Rick and Morty interdimensional cable bit.

[@diegochavez6322]

Same

[@MegaAreosmith]

The Charlie Ramirez 😂😂😂😂😭

[@Bl4ckD0g]

Well it probably is, given that it is Interdimensional and all.

[@John-X]

The Charlie Ramirez that is 100% gonna become 2020's New Year's Baby Meme.

[@ObiTrev]

Not really.

[@jv4218]

Me: *sees snowflakes falling outside.* My antique champagne bottle collection: *Symphony of breaking glass.*

[@kyokuslaps2411]

Lol

[@calenspoering5641]

i enjoy how it progressively gets more half assed as they just struggle to find more things to saber with, and Greg just sounds tired and exasperated towards the end with the ridiculous things being handed to him

[@igorpasqualini5041]

Greg: *explains allthe rules for doing it right* Also Greg: *breaks every rule after getting mad*

[@maltphilistine923]

Days since Greg's last bar related injury : Zero

[@theheftygamer]

Let's see if he can make it it to 365 for the next round of "will it saber"

[@marka4891]

AKA Will random crap from around the house open a bottle of champagne? Also, "I resolve to make better decisions in 2020!" and 2020 is all like, "That's okay, I'll make the bad ones for you!"

[@bighara]

"This was... ill conceived." Masterful understatement, sir.

[@michelguevara151]

16.34 minutes in, "hmm, this is *starting* to get dangerous" :-D

[@fabiank.2604]

Hey, this is extemely late and probably uninteresting for almost everyone, but here goes: Objects that 'will saber' should have 2 key qualities. Rigidity and concentration of force. In other words, they should flex as little as possible and have an edge of some kind. These qualities can compensate for each other to some degree but you want both for best effect. The key is to have immediate and high energy transfer between your striking object (whatever it is) and the point of impact (neck of the bottle). Glass is very brittle but very durable. This means that to crack it you have to concentrate as much force as possible on as small as possible an area, in as little time as possible. That's why 'glassbreakers' are designed the way they are. Long story short: Rigid object, edge, 'sabered bottle'.

[@ClaytonMathisPitt]

Greg: This was...ill conceived. ...my barware was provided by... Barfly: Nah, Greg, we good.

[@howtodrink]

Lol

[@ryancarter2959]

Did I just spend nearly 20 minutes of my life watching Greg try to slice open bottles with every day objects. Yes. Yes I did. Do I have any regrets? Nope. None whatsoever

[@kingRADi88]

Napoleon: "Dude, you know what's wrong with drinks today?" Me: "ummmm..." Napoleon: "Needs more swords. Broken glass is an acceptable risk." Me: "Is everything OK at home?"

[@isaacschmitt4803]

Yup, now lets go invade Russia! What could go wrong?

[@ArchArturo]

@@isaacschmitt4803 What, winter? Bah, we will arrive at the nick of time!

[@mrclueuin]

Well Josephine been giving me a little gyp, a lil trouble but otherwise things are fine. Why ya asking? She say sumting? Bon Anniversary, mon Ami! 🍸

[@DeliPlays]

I feel like he drank every bottle he opened. That's why we got comedy gold like "a creditcaaaaaard, will it SABER?!" 😂

[@AIBustos]

Just watched 18 min of a man breaking glass... andI loved it

[@Brady_Morningstar]

"this is becoming dangerous" "becoming"

[@aaronmcminn1397]

I absolutely lost it when you said, "I DID IT WITH MY MIND!!" luckily I'm the only one in my office today! Happy new year! Looking forward to what you have planned in 2020!

[@nicolassagrillo1442]

Just before that "Happens to a lot of guys!"

[@tabormoro958]

Well 2020 didn’t go great

[@7r3v0r]

'Looking forward to what you have planned in 2020'

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

4:56

[@ToroidalZero4]

@@tabormoro958 Neither did 2021 really lmao

[@jeffpiper4374]

A technique endorsed by the college-aged children of Emergency Room Doctors everywhere.

[@conked944]

“Never point it at anything you don’t intend to destroy” wise words to live by

[@pressm4n]

Somebody knows their fire arms rules well, lol.

[@grahamlopez6202]

My mother said this when she got me my first rifle lol

[@aidanfarnan4683]

"This credit card is canceled! Will it saber?" How to Drink's accountant. "Why is the card canceled?" *looks over at the giant pile of un-drunk Prosecco.* "No Idea, none."

[@_Brohan]

Underrated comment lol

[@Ian_Bungy]

"It's dull you twit, it'll hurt more!"

[@grevari1772]

One of my favorite movie quotes. I was so glad someone else used it.

[@TheTinManTJ]

This was a great episode, and then in came one of my favorite quotes from Robin Hood. Epic.

[@6point5]

Also a fav movie quote.

[@pressm4n]

He cut off the quote. I have not heard it in years!

[@AlasdairGR]

I have waited so long for someone on KZbin to reference “Why a spoon, cousin?”

[@thesagepilgrim4441]

This is exactly the type of fizzy, chaotic energy I need going into the New Year. And bonus women in wine history! Bless, Greg and fam. May your New Year be bright, bubbly, and beautiful in its bounty.

[@howtodrink]

Happy new year!

[@michelguevara151]

unfortunately , the name la Veuve - Cliquot means 'the Poppy Widow'. a reference to war widows.

[@TLGProduktions]

She sounded like a cool person to hang out with!

[@fdossantos]

2020 was indeed very chaotic

[@Crazt]

I feel like this is the perfect video for the holiday season. Like the time around Christmas and New Years, work still wants you to come in, but there isn't a reason. So you just screw around to kill time and maybe accidentally be productive.

[@appa609]

Couldn’t find a saber to saber? Sad times

[@howtodrink]

I’m saberless it seems.

[@GundamReviver]

I'm feeling there is a pervy anime joke in there

[@BubbyoftheMountain]

@@GundamReviver saberface

[@Vespuchian]

@@GundamReviver I fully expect one of the innumerable Fate franchise fans to use the audio from this to make a parody video.

[@MrAcuta73]

@@howtodrink No saber, but I do have a WWI bayonet...probably work well enough and still have a "cool" factor. (short sword-sized)

[@Its_mr_kai]

And here I've been smashing my bottles on the bows of ships like an idiot this whole time.

[@UKCerberus]

12 bottles of procecco, drinks root beer. This is why we subscribed people!!

[@ChristianMadsen87]

I watched this video on new years eve and 23:59 I drunkenly sabred my cheap bottle of bubbly wine, perfectly.

[@sisbrawny]

5:25 What we think we'll look like. 7:00 What we'll actually look like in front of 50 people staring at us.

[@animalmother556x45]

......my man talking about range discipline with a bottle of champ. Respect, sir

[@jakobmorningstar]

The way you explained the physics of this, and more specifically when you said “very quickly propagate”, you sounded like Doc Brown explaining time travel to Marty lol

[@howtodrink]

I have never received higher praise, thank you!

[@jakobmorningstar]

How To Drink thank you for the awesome content and Happy New Year!

[@saber1epee0]

And/or Rick to Morty

[@MoistHaggis]

Every time he says “will it saber” takes me back to early Rhett and Link

[@thelastmountaineer]

Next year stack a tower of glasses and pour champagne like a water fall!

[@ZacchaeusNifong]

Everyone's out partying, and I'm at home with a cigar and some Laphroaig 10 all because of this KZbin Channel. Darn you!!!

[@potatochip2070]

Thats a party all by itself, why would you complain about it?

[@ZacchaeusNifong]

@@potatochip2070 lol true

[@scootscoot2k]

If you start this video at 23:42:17 on NYE night, Greg Will say happy new year on as the clock strikes 12! Happy New year to you and yours Greg. Hope you don't spend the entire night making drinks.

[@DarkDay2012]

I feel like perfecting sabering with a champagne flute would be a great party trick cuz after you saber it you can immediately pour a glass for the nearest person that you want to impress

[@dseeburger]

"Will. It. Saber?" Let's talk about that!

[@angelique_cs]

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought it 😄

[@howtodrink]

Ooo clue me in? What’s the inside joke?

[@zahh_17]

GMM

[@patrickhamilton8307]

@@howtodrink good mythical morning does food episodes like will it taco. They take random foods to see if it's good as a taco. They open the episode with Will it taco? Let's talk about that.

[@michelguevara151]

@@howtodrink , I applaud your embracing our more sporting culture, mon barkeep. next year, real sabres!

[@smertonosnyibratni]

I remember being at a party as a newer drinker and no one had a bottle opener, but some guy had a pocket knife. We'd been trying to open beer bottles with it but after waiting a significant time for everyone to fiddle with the knife, I yanked it out of the guys hand and sabered my cider. As the kind of quiet guy there, I got some good looks as my friend dropped his jaw "Did you just saber a cider bottle with a pocket knife!?" I feel like I became something of a hero that night.

[@samafunk4now]

"I mean, in fairness, the flowers probably softened it up some" - LOL!

[@jillkoczent2803]

I love how someone is handing you additional items with tongs, maintaining their 6ft social distance before it was cool!

[@MrBenfranz]

Watching Greg go at it, I'm reminded of Alton Brown's sage wisdom, "If you fail to sabre the first time, it ain't gonna work any subsequent time." (Hot Ones Season 5, Ep 15) Except apparently it did. Huh...

[@AdamFloro]

I think he said that to be lazy lol

[@fiercedeity7786]

I feel like maybe that was in the context of using a knife. Like if you’ve got a cold bottle, you know how to do it, and it doesn’t work with a good, heavy knife on the first time, probably not gonna happen.

[@Draukagrissah]

How dare you cut off the best line in that movie! The way Rickman intones "it'll *hurt* more" is one of the most evil but also petulant phrases I've heard in film. Best Robin Hood movie. Happy New Year Greg! Everyone have a great 2020!

[@henrys3138]

This didn't age well.

[@comesahorseman]

OK, this notification came through, and my first thought was "oh, God, he's gonna hurt himself...". ;) Yes, folks, please use the *spine* of the knife, not the sharp edge. You're welcome.

[@AsleepOrDeadXoXo]

"I'm starting to get a little bit nervous about this" - *still doesn't put on safety glasses or gloves*

[@CraftyChicken91]

Really defeats the cool factor of sabering if you have proper PPE.

[@brycevo]

Happy Roaring 20s, Greg and all the How To Drink family!

[@brycevo]

I love you guys and the part at 4:57

[@brycejeffcoat9768]

"happens to lots of guys!" LMAO

[@dirk_gently]

I learned that you can saber with a butter knife when i watched James May and Oz Clark's Drink to Britain show. But, now i know not to use a juicer. Thank you!

[@vyrv6719]

“This is Ginger…” I’ve never felt such ‘Fuck you meredith’ energy. 😂❤️

[@peacekeeper210]

Now he's just turning into Good Mythical Morning.

[@Trichocereus1]

If you cannot open a bottle of beer with a boiled sausage you are not thirsty.

[@saintmuerte13]

That's a thing?

[@_leencuisine]

This video gives me a interdimensional cable TV show vibe. Happy 2020 Greg!

[@remus-alexandrusimion3439]

After listening to the physics part of it i am helplessly watching him try with objects that physics dictates won't work. As you said, you are hammering that point in the glass. If you use anything that can absorb the energy instead of imparting it to the actual glass, you will not saber. Basically: 1) Hit the damn point (nothing rounded will) 2) Use something that doesn't bend/isn't flexible (That absorbs the force) 3)Use enough force (you're basically using a lever, if the arm of the lever is too small, you'll reaaaaally have to hit that thing) Happy sabering!

[@twpvw5]

I was half expecting impromptu tasting notes on the root beer, missed opportunity.

[@devon4610]

The seam on bottles have changed over the years. Now it works due to the double seams on modern mold bottle production, but back in the day (pre 1870's) the only seam on the bottle would be from where molten glass was attached to the bottle to form the lip. This created a fracture line that probably made sabering champagne even easier. 99% of these hand applied lip bottles that I've found break right there at that junction while modern bottle breaks are less predictable.

[@michaelroth6975]

I'll definitely be popping my top this new years eve

[@yako0000]

i love how you weren't scared at the beginning but by the end you were turning away and wincing.

[@joex-mn4we]

I thought he’d use another bottle of Presecco to Saber

[@howtodrink]

I don’t remember why I didn’t.

[@ScabbyMcKniel]

I've done it before! Just make sure the second is empty. It'll save on hospital bills

[@williamf5745]

@@howtodrink Fear. The answer you're looking for is fear.

[@Yawyna124]

@@ScabbyMcKniel Oof, yeah, one bottle exploding on top of the other isn't ideal.

[@TheBrookelizabeth21]

Finding this in 2023 coupled with the fact that this was heading into 2020 makes me giggle. If we only knew…🤣

[@lxxwj]

lmao i can only imagine the amount of broken glass on the floor

[@jobo9629]

Watching this in late 2020 remembering how good we all had it

[@Anaguma79]

Even classier AF. This has been a good week.

[@smwillia]

Willlll Itttt Saaaaaber?!?!?!?! "Will it Saber?!" sounds like a legitimate series a la "Will it Blend?"

[@TensaWolf]

I feel like this episode is the most fun Greg has had on the show. Just a guy messing around trying to saber as many bottles as he can lol

[@entropynme]

Sabering open a champagne bottle with an $800 smartphone just smacks to me to of the west at its most decadent and I love it

[@ChiokeAarhus]

Oh god I’m loving this. For a standard show (or special holiday show like this), how much do you drink beforehand?

[@TheH4V0C]

I dont think he pre-drinks; Just starts filming, a couple episodes in and he's good lol

[@sciencesyfy]

He films more then one episode a session and gets progressively drunker as he films, so if they were posted sequentially you could pretty much follow how much he'd drink every 5 episodes or so

[@chaodck]

I really don't know why I watched this whole video. In the end it felt like a sunken cost. I invested so much in watching I could not stop. Terrific work Greg!

[@bturner1273]

"This bottle has become very dangerous" lol

[@kirkknutson998]

My wife seems to be quite a pain in the keister! I have narrowed her drink selection down to three drinks and you sir are in the top three! First being tequila sunrise. The next is cosmopolitan. And the third is the champagne cocktail 🍸 I see cheers to you she thoroughly enjoys this drink!!!

[@annasophia1330]

Please make this a running series every New Year's! Or at least something in the same vein, the chaotic energy is exactly what we need to end the year with

[@SNguy91]

Another plus to the half-cage - you can tie a string/ribbon to it when you don't have "safe direction" to point the bottle at. Wrap the other end of the string around the hand that holds the bottle and you will prevent the cork and glass from flying away too far

[@MiguelSantos-lu8uj]

Happens to a lot of guys

[@danielmorlan1558]

When the years become an enhanced shitshow fun, entertaining videos come ominous. lol I laugh when I think after two tragedies in my life in 2015 that the years HAVE to be better after that. Always love your content, Greg. You'd be a hell of a guy to talk to from time to time. I mean this with all my heart, I hope you and yours are doing well, and keeping healthy.

[@alexandras3596]

"I did it with my *MIND* !!!" Lol hope you have a wonderful new year!! Wish you and your family all the best, lots of love and health!!

[@cynhanrahan4012]

Gotta say, I yelled NO NO more than once. My grandmother's sister, so my great aunt, told me that during prohibition my g-great grandfather made beer, and then from the dregs, a really good champagne. She was moving things around in their literal ice box and a bottle of the champagne exploded. That explained all the tiny white scars all over her right arm. The well corked bottle shattered, spraying her arm and the entire interior of the ice box with glass shards and Texas sparkling wine (champagne). Dude, watching, some of those bottles were well shaken before you finished with them. You were scaring the hell out of me. And you will never convince me to drink sabered wine. Shoot, just noticed this was 2019.

[@De4thf4ng]

Bottle Nr. 93: "Let's try a feather!"

[@howtodrink]

My goal when I dreamed this episode up was to do it by flicking my finger but it quickly became apparent that that was not going to happen.

[@rendanfuls]

I've sabered a few bottles in my career and had one explode in my hand a cut it up pretty badly once. We were taught that if a bottleneck doesn't come off the first time, put the bottle down and fk off cause it's a possible explosive device now. This video was a testament to my anxiety training...

[@SanguineRoku]

Little disappointed you didn't use a champagne bottle to saber an champagne bottle, but other than that 10/10 video.

[@scoundrel6957]

I feel like at the end he’s just grabbing everything he sees

[@matthewclausing3856]

"The Jigger Sabers" is the name of my new funkadelic metal band.

[@fuckgooglegooglesucks4005]

material science engineering student here. oh my god. stress concentration, crack and propagate? I gotta share it with my class!!!!

[@Sloptopgettingdrop]

This man is drunk with power.

[@howtodrink]

MUAHAHAHA!

[@rv186rs]

Fun fact, 'Champagne bottles' are not originally designed for Champagne. When Champagne makers where having those issues with exploding bottles there was already a nearby tradition which had a long history of dealing with bottle fermented high carbonation beverages, the Lambic brewers in Belgium. That's where Champagne makers found their bottles able to withstand higher pressures, so Champagne is actually wine packaged in a type of beer bottle. Of course later in history Champagne became more well known and for a long while Lambic lingered in near complete obscurity so the bottle type came to be more associated with Champagne and became known as 'Champagne bottles'.

[@stinkyfungus]

So says stewie of family guy: The life of the wife is ended by the knife. But today, The labor of the neighbor is caused by the sabre...

[@johnk7093]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Cheers from Montana... we have 26 min left

[@KYoss68]

Greg the type of guy to saber in the name of science 😁 Also: props for range discipline comment.

[@mouthfulacoque3580]

It took me like three tries to understand that it's both the molecular bond and the surface tension that make swords in particular a good choice. The density of the blade is very capable of taking blunt force and distributing energy (continues to push after hitting an object) whereas something like the foot of the barrel does well to take the force of his arm and redistribute it into a tiny point, the wood bends. The energy of a barrel is pushed back into the wood of the barrel instead. Wood - bad Plastic - bad Glass - good, but dangerous Aluminum - bad (poor molecular structure) Metal - good Round - impossible Pointed - risky but will break things Flat and angled - bad Flat and level - good have fun

[@James-ot2ej]

happy new years greg and the production team and everyone reading!!!

[@timetuner]

Fancy crystal champagne glasses work so well because there's no give or flex to them. It imparts the force of the swing on a much shorter time scale than metal so you can get away with just a little tap

[@cheesemeister9610]

5:04 I did it with my MIND! *Greg, December 31 2019.* Quote if the Decade.

[@mathurm100]

as a knifemaker, i deeply respect your use of the SPINE of the knife to do this maneuver lol! :D

[@6point5]

Safety... glasses? Welcome to "doing crazy shit with Greg vol 2".

[@alexandragomez6890]

I’ve done it with a credit card! The bottle needs to be really cold, and it’s not about force or strength, it has to do with hitting the spot where the lip of the bottle ends and meets the vertical seam, (the weakest spot of the bottle), and following through! Just like a golf swing’ as he said after the second champagne flute attempt.

[@charlescrocco7896]

I now see why Greg streams Dark Souls on Twitch...he was preparing for this glorious moment!

[@benjaminkarstad7766]

The thing about the spine of a knife is that it generally has a fairly sharp corner, so you're directing all the force into a microscopic point, very much like how you can shatter tempered glass by tossing a ceramic shard against it. straws and tongs and other random implements have very rounded edges by comparison

[@CocktailsConsoles]

5:00 - Proof positive that Greg is secretly been a Jedi this whole time

[@impp18]

And we continue to watch Greg's decent into madness. Bravo

[@christophergraham30]

You win the internet today for the inclusion of the Prince of Thieves "Spoon" scene.