This Week I Learned to Saber a Champagne Bottle

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0:24 Bobby Swing - Martin Landh
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[@bigfatsocialist8067]

Mate, your wedding is gonna be unreal.

[@Scheresh]

Learn to be a good husband || Quick Learn jk.

[@denisp5921]

Seres ahhahaha that was a good one

[@yuzu1457]

imagine applying all those things he learned on his wedding. including popping the champagne with a saber! or maybe using the dagger he made? lmao

[@marinp1189]

Learn to be good husband \ not so fast

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

Elias Whitelaw "This Week I Learned How to Throw a Proper Wedding"

[@nipaigrat]

Don't try to catch the champagne after opening it. You are supposed to let some of that champagne to spill, to get those micro glass particles out of champagne. Thumbs up so he can see!

[@neilarevalo5408]

Oooooooooooooooo thx m8

[@InfernalBanana]

Actually, due to the carbonation in the wine, when the glass ring is broken off, there is a mini explosion from the inner pressure. It’s what makes the trick work actually. Because of all that pressure being released rapidly, any possible shards are being blown away from the wine, so you don’t have to worry about glass being in the wine when you pour. It never hurts to inspect the opening afterwards, but it’s normally not a problem.

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The Nile River Ooo, nice! Your so smart, mate! I liked by the way.

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Asian Cubes what about his so smart?

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well i mean every single compound of water has some micro plastics in it so ehhhhh

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Interviewer: so do You have any talents? Mike: *It’s a little complicated*

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Underaged comment

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@@ranks5156 I can here the theme perfectly

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how to make the text Italic?

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@@CatBoi1337 I think it's underscores, but -i- _dont_ *remember*

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It's underscores.

[@theom402]

When the neighbors come outside and wonder why there are a bunch of champaigne-bottle tops in their yard

[@owen6601]

Theo M garden*

[@fchan4453]

polk Lawn.

[@VioIette]

Theo M they are called corks

[@Rocknoob49]

You'd be right if it weren't for the top of the bottle coming off clean. Didnt you watch the video?

[@PROGAMER-vk9gb]

THE N IT REVEAL THAT HE HADE 500 ATTEMPTS AHAH BTS

[@irlshrek]

mike: "you wanna take your saber and..." me: oh ok, brb lemme go get my fucking saber

[@ShaneWalta]

Eran Boodnero Well the clue's in the title, that you're gonna need a saber to open a champagne bottle with one...

[@Dreadought]

Pff, who doesn't have a saber?

[@zwergstein2152]

my god scotland is getting out of hand they really need some saber controll or they will end up with americas gun problem. just that it will be a bunch of scots pissed off their tits on cheap champagne going round and sabering people!

[@andrewchristian1479]

Eran Boodnero yeah, you can do it with anything really as long as you can hit the bottom of the neck in a clean way, you can do it with a heavy working knife or a solid chef's knife really, no saber necessary. The secret is to keep the champagne cold beforehand

[@Sheridan1423]

"i cant believe you can order this online no questions asked" *laughs in american*

[@JT-dt4lq]

Same thing I thought... Pussy ass UK ppl don't even realize the armory we have. #winning

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@@Samer-lx5sz don't worry gun violence can be solved with more guns or taking guns instead of better mental healthcare

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@@Samer-lx5sz A, yes. Sorry about him. A terrible representation of our country. Tbh, America is broken, yeah, but we can't do anything due to our corrupt government. But yeah. Have a nice day.

[@jhonkrone3446]

@@Samer-lx5sz listen man gun violence occurs when some criminal gets a gun illegaly only a 1 percent get there gun by citizen means and gun laws dont do shit.

[@oskaripeurala2612]

Lol American gun laws are pretty good compared to other countries.

[@earlgian2471]

When *November* ends: 3:05

[@depressed_dann_]

*N I C E*

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Should've seen this one coming

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Lies. It's when February ends!!!!

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lmao noone understood it

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herrreinsch “passion”

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herrreinsch more like "he learns stuff"

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agreed, heart & soul

[@AshFatigue]

Ahh shit my favourite skater commenting on another one of my favourite youtubers. Check out his videos guys, he's talented as fuck.

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And a brain and courage

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thanks everyone who's subscribed and followed this journey this year. Appreciate y'all! :)

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fells great to be a part of the family

[@GoToSleep_Mike]

Thank You for teaching us and motivating us, Keep it up.

[@Sad-Robot]

Hey mike, where did you get the saber?

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Learn how to build a Computer...

[@nikkoa.3639]

Mike Boyd time to FREAKING CELEBRATE!!

[@CarolineeHammer]

I learned to do this on a New Yer's Eve when I was 14 cause, and I'm quoting my dad's friend here, "every girl should know how to saber champagne"

[@cvspvr]

every girl should know how to saber champagne, and every woman should know how to kill with a saber

[@boyoperson5976]

4:51 Imagine him accidentally breaking the tv.

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Boyo Person ikr I worried about it

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it will never cease to delight me how truly happy his girl gets when he succeeds.

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Delaney Lam I wish someone would treat me with as much affection as his girl

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Dope Mk6 forever alone

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HiFiWiDie like the backward brain bicycle

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HiFiWiDie DONE

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He does this at the end of the year

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HiFiWiDie there are always cool things people can learn

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5:37 "see you at a million" **looks at sub-count** *1.6 million* "I'm a little late to the party, aren't I?" (... as usual)

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Mate this is from 1 year ago

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Years? Its year

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@@andyaboloc6163 ikr

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1.84 mil

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1.85 mil

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Mike with a sword Me: Flashbacks to Ryan Higa cutting his nose with a katana

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The Useless Trials q

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The Useless Trials

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no

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The most interesting man alive lol

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spaz master ? How's that?

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Vedal I don't remember saying this lol

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Skills, but not useful skills. Except for lock picking

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Mike, your videos are unreal! I love watching them. It makes me happy to see you learn such a lucrative skill and have such a great time learning to do things that interest more than just you and I. To the next 500K(currently 218K in) and more!

[@newlegend2756]

*During the party* “Care for a glass of champagne?” Mike said while drawing out his saber.

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You should do a collab with Slo Mo Guys. Between this, breaking a wineglass with your voice, card throwing, and splitting an apple, you've got some tricks that need to be appreciated as slow as possible.

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They made a video like this today

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Penspinning is a great skill to learn! please do it :) its very satisfying

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Jinzo Jin exactly what I wanted him to learn haha

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You make great content mate you deserve this milestone. You’ve devoted so much time and effort into making this and I think I speak on behalf of everyone who watches you’re videos in saying we love you

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*I see that Teddy Fresh ;)*

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teddy fresh, papa bless!

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Papa bless!

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BO’s in tha House!

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Papa bless

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papa bless

[@UhItsReign]

This channel is literally kick ass , like you got some true determination and it’s honestly inspiring

[@KeroMadeIt]

I just learned how to saber a beer bottle with just the edge of a table so pretty epic.

[@toerrefil]

Can be done with the backside of a breadknife, if your saber is in the washer - takes a bit of practice though. Also, it helps if you let the saber/knife slide along the seam of the bottle. Congrats on the 500k!

[@henrylemelay5436]

Dutch:Ook fles 45 graden blijven houden. En met de botte kant van het mes sabreren😊

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say claymore again

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SCOAH'ISH CLEIGHMOOAR

[@sarahrandom78]

I used this knowledge tonight. My mom wanted some Frambois, but we only had a cheap dollar store bottle opener, and the cork screw broke off into the cork. After trying a few other methods, I remembered this video. So, using the bottle opener still left on the bottle opener, I opened it in the garage. Thanks Mike, I never thought in a million years that I would open a bottle of Frambois for my mom with a cheap dollar store bottle opener.

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Mike I learned how to do the dotted chalk line today. It took me about 4-5 minutes. Thanks for inspiring me.

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Teach Mike some cardistry 👌

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i love both of you

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Learn sign language or like have a conversation with a deaf person or something like that

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Yes

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MLinkous74 I know the alphabet in sign language

[@azureablaze8721]

What's bother me the most is that there is no universal colloquial sign language that can deaf persons use anywhere he goes. My brother is deaf, and signs as alphabets drastically vary even in neighbouring countries, at least here in Europe. Hope that will change one day...

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@@weng6698 I can "speak" sign language with my parents and their friends.

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[@xavier_ballz]

“Its far to expensive to fail” You say that after blasting 10 bottles

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10 bottles of the bucks fizz mind you. Not the real shi

[@jhkk1269]

you shoud do a video recap of all the skills you have learnt in a like hour video to see how many you can still do easily

[@christpeters5302]

You should to a video of when you learn what is and isn't a word!

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Woaahhhhh he actually did it

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@@christpeters5302 you should TO a study session to figure out the difference between grammar and spelling

[@citfosila]

@@christpeters5302 You should do a video where you stop being an ignorant little piece of shit

[@yannmasoch]

Great Mike! A fews tips to saber Champagne properly: - the bottle has to be cold - the saber can be a real saber, a kitchen knife or even a soup ladle (with metallic handle) - never saber with the sharpen side of the saber/knife. Only use the flat side to avoid to kill the blade - find the vertical line on the bottle and follow this line for saber. The best is to remove the label on the line to get a perfect contact with the bottle - the movement starts from the bottle shoulder (not the full bottle) and it is firm and short - the best is to have a clear horizontal cut, no liquid outside and the cork has to land as close as possible ;)

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Congrats! You deserve it! Your content is original, fun and quite learnful!

[@RoyalProtector894]

I just loved the way his mate was so excited and supporting about his stuff!

[@zoharnakash7361]

I wonder if it is possible with a knife or something like that Edit: After two long years I have finally tried. It works.

[@EricVsGamingChannel]

Zohar Nakash yup. It's actually really easy

[@aaronando1218]

Tip is to follow the seem

[@williampettersen3397]

You can use a spoon

[@gust1258]

I’ve done it with a champagne glass, It’s that easy

[@phillipshilov323]

I've done it with a quarter

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Love the hat Mike... gotta have that Teddy Fresh! Ethan would be proud.

[@GregInTechnicolor]

crazy you were celebrating 500,000 subs and now youre almost at 2 mil. Congrats on your journey man.

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Look how far u have come man. Its awesome. Well done👏

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Learn to Hotwire a car

[@sermuns]

I'd love that!

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*Local scotman in high speed pursuit after stealing Audi R8*

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I had to learn how to hotwire mine when my key broke off. Good times. Also, simpler than you would think. Doubt my method would work on an r8 though. That requires hacker skills.

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You should learn how to write with your non dominant hand

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benny suleymanov lol this idea is so good

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That's a really good idea

[@dariusamir7450]

He's a lefty (he was handling the saber in his left hand)

[@HipposHateWater]

Lefties don't exist. All self-proclaimed left-handed people are government shills used to perpetuate the lie and control the population.

[@HollowDesert]

benny suleymanov Its hard. I am currently trying because i want my left hand to be as good as it can.

[@Jeffo-iy2fu]

Fast forward to late 2019 and mike is at 1.8 million subs, congrats on what you’ve achieved in the last 3 years mike

[@romaiobrown-senior8602]

2021 - 2.72Mil now

[@ulexx6574]

Your gonna have a fun time at the bar. Other than people running out thinking they are going to be murdered when you walk in with a huge sword.

[@fetendo8291]

hahahahhaha

[@imabird1566]

Works with smaller blades too.

[@skabumble6668]

Congratulations so much Mike, your channel is (in my opinion) the most inspirational on KZbin. I can't wait to watch your content for many years to come.

[@alexanderlinus]

you deserve a lot more of subscribers than you already have. btw i love the h3h3 teddy cap

[@MikeBoyd]

im glad you noticed the cap :)

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Mike Boyd dammit they're sold out! :(

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Your backyard is gorgeous mate thats goals right there

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I really do admire you with your perseverance

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Rocking the Teddy Fresh hat. H3H3 would be proud!

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hell yeah!

[@jamesford7049]

How the hell is this channel under 1 million ???

[@lildumposey4013]

Teacher: we learn something new every day Mike: say less

[@1cj]

This was the first video I've ever seen from you and I love it.

[@lorenzoaccetta3618]

This week I learned: how to get drunk

[@ieshi23]

*with style

[@SKATE87410]

*push my limits way to far and not black out or throw up

[@flatlandia2357]

You have to learn memorization of random cards. You can learn to memorize a deck of cards in 2-3 minutes.

[@inxane1690]

Carlo Marzullo yep, aswell as every dice

[@ColinBurtonPlays]

I was going to congratulate you on 500k subscribers, but you’re almost on 740k now! Nobody deserves KZbin success more than you. ALL your videos are very entertaining & informative. See you at a million!

[@videogalore]

Looks like I've joined you in time for your 1 million celebration! I'll look forward to this! :) I should have said - Laura Kampf mentioned your channel, hence why I'm here!

[@AdamCeladin]

Hell Yeah Mike :)) I was at bartender course and we did this as well (after we drunk all :P ) Good Times!! Congratulation for 500K :)

[@Donari]

Congratz dude. Actually a channel that does good content and doesnt clickbait. keep up the good work man

[@Derry-uo3ry]

oh my god my dad got a champagne saber as a gift and the blade is actually completely blunt and he is really good at it. I was amazed when I saw this video hahah

[@adamthomas4470]

See you at a million he did 2 million mike congratulations I have been subscribed to you for a while and you have grown so much you have inspired me to solve a 5x5 and now I have bought a combination lock to pick thanks for the inspiration. 👍

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Great work Mike! Great video as always! Congrats on 500k!!

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Learn to do the moonwalk

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Love how happy and supportive your wife is!

[@georgestoney3532]

we are now at 1.3 mill, great job man you deserve it!

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Your channel will forever be amazing!!

[@JuiceblocksJerry]

Here in Nebraska we do that with beer bottles and pocket knifes

[@pilkpog7952]

I know I am late, but congrats on 500 000 Subscribers!

[@The4thRemnant]

"See you at a million" To think you're already so close. Keep it up.

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I'd love to see you do this with Gavin from slomoguys

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Remember me when you're past 1 mill...

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MEEEE TOOOOO!

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Huge Nerd meeeeee tooo

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Hey same

[@jxdeft]

And me

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He's gonna have you during his wedding

[@HuviOnTheEdge]

You can do that with the kitchen knife as well but using the blunt side of it. Just like the saber, which edge is the whole blunt.

[@Alex46312]

You two are awesome! Congrats!

[@sesamtoast9431]

LEARN PEN SPINNING!

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If you want of course xD

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This is my new favorit channel by far! greait jobb dude!

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2years ago: 500k 2020: 3.2M Thats actually insane.

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ImNotPerfex No, he’s at 2.4M

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@@syncedstuff9016 2.5

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dude i love your videos! keep on uploading

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Congratulations!!!

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Congrats on 500k👍

[@stasiuszymanski9128]

one day i was about do take my soda bottle to trash but the i remembered your video and decided to try this with my pocket knife you know what ? It worked...

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new sub as of last week. Can't wait to keep watching !!

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Try to learn how to do backflip again.

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LIMONADE Shnyr but he already knows how to do that so what would be the point?

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NootNoot 123 that one doesn't count

[@marcusakerman9786]

He never properly learned it. He said he'd get back to it since he rushed it and ended up making himself afraid iirc.

[@barn3y672]

What about learning to crack a safe?

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Just saber that shity lock

[@dontworryaboutit8445]

Well actually you wanna score the surface of the glass where the neck is gonna break and when you do go in for the swing itll make a clean cut

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The video I finally clicked subscribe on. Nice work man!

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I see you rocking that teddy fresh hat. Much respect. Love the videos keep it up mike

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Finally a successful Scottish KZbinr

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xd Watch jacksepticeye hes Irish but has great content

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Marley 13 is sorta successful.

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Dank Oxygen rossboomsocks

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Your an inspiration mate. Much love

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I like how he learnt all of this, but he dosen't even like the champagne

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500k gonna be 5 million in 2 years 👍

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Learn to handstand

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or handwalk

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I'd love to see that!

[@BLKJCKS]

Did anybody else come into this thinking thinking he was going to buy a brand new bottle of the nice champagne every time he failed. 😂

[@undisclosedperson3871]

Is how I learned! Proper champagne bottles are built for high pressure and are reinforced as the fermentation is done inside the bottle. Since the pressure is so high, it's MUCH easier to sabre a bottle of real champagne (or anything made in champagne method). With the cheaper stuff where the fermentation happens in a vat and the bottling is done later, the bottles might not as strong and the pressure inside the bottle is at least an atmosphere less, so they don't always work for sabering (really cheap ones often just shatter) or at the very least take more force to do. 95% of the time you'll be fine, but the easiest way to learn is on a champagne bottle (most people get it first or second time). Pressure is important here because you're not actually cutting through anything - the saber is blunt - you can use a spoon and get the same result.

[@mralfey]

Nobody: Mike: *casually says* “You want to take your Saber-“

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You should try to learn to crack a whip

[@coonnerable]

Turd Attack it’s not hard, would prob take like 3

[@coonnerable]

Turd Attack mins

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It would probably only take 2 minutes

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This guy is blowing up so fast I didn't even realize

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I love the enthusiasm

[@Valandar2]

And the aim was spot on, too!