Hozier - Dinner & Diatribes (Audio)

[@mirm3237]

“A pillar I am of pride” You’re a pillar in general, Hozier. You’re tall

[@chrizeldabernil8323]

🤣

[@dulcetev1010]

*upright. he's talking about a boner lmao

[@chrizeldabernil8323]

@@dulcetev1010 I really think it is "of pride" though people are fond of saying it is about more than a boner regardless of it not being upright.

[@mirm3237]

@@dulcetev1010 omg

[@lilyraimey3499]

llamaking I literally thought he said “A pillar I am, upright”, reference to his physical response to whatever kinda love his baby told him about.😅

[@lizzyt1248]

Only Hozier can make a song this catchy that includes dirty talk, a wild night, and me needing to bust out my dictionary. God, I’m ready for Wasteland, Baby!

[@chrizeldabernil8323]

I had to look up "fetor" from Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene. One needs a dictionary for this man's dirty talk. And it is truly filthy yet meaningful and poetic.

[@lizzyt1248]

Chrizelda Bernil I feel like that’s how dirty talk ought to be.

[@chrizeldabernil8323]

@@lizzyt1248 I so wish it was, then 50 shades of grey and porn lowered everyone's standards.

[@reyo.3797]

Pegging anthem

[@chrizeldabernil8323]

@@reyo.3797 I've seen this everywhere... I might be missing something here. And please clue us in on the whole plan because y'all are very organized.

[@elenamaxima4535]

I can't believe that there's a song that perfectly explains the feeling of just wanting to go home and escape a social event to get pegged by your lover like.....

[@billiey36]

Or more probably oral sex, since Hozier's already written a song about that. None about anal, though. Do we really need to know your anal fantasies?

[@spaghettiyeti7097]

billiey giles what song did he write about getting pegged?

[@sofialaya596]

lmao

[@sofialaya596]

there's a song about pegging called "she's a big boy now" or something, has a sick animated music video

[@cooperhenricksen8041]

@@spaghettiyeti7097 pretty sure most of them are about getting pegged haha

[@mackedahhines4087]

diatribe /ˈdʌɪətrʌɪb noun a forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something.

[@f-u-b-a-r]

Thanks

[@user-lo6gu4re7i]

Thank you

[@marsflytrap]

Thank you

[@dykevader01]

Is it the poetic way of our gay "throwing shade"? Yes. That man makes poetry so gay and gayness so poetic, my mind is fucked in enlightment every time

[@jared8002]

So it’s a family dinner on thanksgiving when your aunt starts talking?

[@makiamakinami]

Forest god came back with a valentines day gift for us mortals

[@micaelaosorio7228]

Macarena Gimenez I’m agree

[@hanselgrittel2761]

Oh all hail our forrest God for he's blessed us again!we dont deserve him!

[@badhabit7553]

God issa Hozier

[@NightmaresWonderland]

This made me laugh because my name originates from the Roman God of forest, so I guess I am the forest godess?

[@jennybergpedersen3652]

Actually that would be Goddess aka The True Writer

[@kiplandparker4057]

This Man Is Incapable Of Making A Song That Doesnt Slap

[@OddBunsen]

Kipland Parker or bop.

[@chicknorton8839]

@@OddBunsen or tune.

[@alexandramendoza9727]

Or jam

[@cottontaelle]

dermatologists hate him

[@NicoleBe]

no plan and someone new are the only ones i always skip, no matter what

[@sephveloso6119]

Hozier: [literally just breathed] Me: BRAVO! PERFECT! MAJESTIC!!! SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN AWARD FOR BEING SO BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED!

[@cian.d1885]

Cant beat the Hozier fanbase

[@цветок-ш7п]

LMAO

[@mercyfae7533]

Same

[@insolencestar]

a new Grammy for breathing and he just wins every year

[@figuringouthowtolife]

He has a unique technique

[@NinaWTF]

*0:01* Me: I love this song!

[@jeancarmona894]

Nina 0:00 Me:I LOVE THIS SONG

[@NightmaresWonderland]

But did you cry power tho

[@happyfrown6614]

@@NightmaresWonderland 😂

[@jeancarmona894]

Bulletproof Love low key

[@NinaWTF]

@@NightmaresWonderland hell yeah I did lmaooo

[@nickbloom6861]

Another new song. Hozier, on behalf of humanity please keep us dosed with new music as often as you possibly can.

[@reubenhartikainen767]

hes immortal so i dont think hes going nowhere ;)

[@aine8912]

*Blows a kiss to nature* For Hozier

[@NinaWTF]

Hozier in this song is basically: hey, this party sucks so lets go to a motel a fuck until every person in the motel files up a complain after hearing our honry asses. incredible :)

[@jesscontento4361]

The backing SLAPS in this song. The guitar is exceptional. I've never been so excited for an album to be released before.

[@natashabenitez7650]

Jess Contento yes this Man is truly Talented in every way possible ..all of his song's are amazing even his covers done are beautiful in there own way too .

[@waitisthisally]

You don’t need English class because you have Hozier teaching you new vocabulary.

[@DillyBlue]

I want this song to play as I ride my horse alone in the desert.

[@j24030]

Or like through a forest during the summer

[@jennys209]

This comment just made this song so much better for me

[@reginaphalange1382]

Dinner & Diatribes Hozier Honey, this club here is stuck up Dinner and diatribes I knew it from the first look of The look of mischief in your eyes Your friends are a fate that befell me Head is the talking type I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me What you'd do to me tonight Tell me Tell me Tell me, ah That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of Honey, I laugh when it sinks in A pillar I am of pride Scarcely can speak for my thinking What you'd do to me tonight Now that the evening is slowing Now that the end's in sight Honey, it's easier knowing What you'd do to me tonight Tell me Tell me Tell me you're mad That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That’s the kind of love Oh, oh Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised In that kind of love (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) Oh, oh Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news In that kind of love (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of, ah Oh And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) Songwriters: Andrew Hozier-Byrne

[@mwilson7842]

Isn't it "tell your man" That's sexier.

[@Ranger881]

​@@mwilson7842i think it is too

[@samantha43679]

@@mwilson7842 Yep, you're right. And it's "a pillar I am, upright" which is also sexier lol

[@denisaavram9709]

The production on this is insane holy shit

[@DannelDoo]

Wonderful use of synth, everything so tasty and respectful, so mature but so innovative at the same time

[@novaadstrum5730]

this song is the epitome of spacing out in a boring public gathering and you only have horny thoughts to pass the time because you can't look at your phone

[@ellabee2453]

jackie and wilson very much gives that energy too

[@madelynwintrick7577]

“Honey I laugh when it sinks in. A pillar I am, upright” “Let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised” “Let there be damaged ensued and tabloid news and that kind of love” ..... ;)

[@marissaburdock6550]

Isn't it "pillar I am of pride"?

[@anti_fragile]

@@marissaburdock6550 yeah. but i don't blame them for thinking it was upright, it would also work given the context lol

[@samantha43679]

@@marissaburdock6550 No, according to the vinyl it's "upright."

[@sarahjohnston6072]

Breaking news: Hozier once again proven to be incapable of making a song that doesn't SLAP.

[@carsoncross5279]

Well, looks like I’ve found the album I’m going to listen to for eternity.

[@imthe__realdeal127]

One of the best guitar riffs he's ever produced

[@luucasmoo]

sounds a lot like I Zimbra by Talking Heads

[@elisampley7598]

Hozier is the best artist alive. Back from the woods with all of his magic.

[@lilyraimey3499]

Eli Sampley Maybe among the best songwriters.

[@SG-ig2eu]

@@lilyraimey3499 I been feeling like he is the greatest song writer on the planet lately. His writing is like nothing I’ve heard

[@stephgee5823]

*currently googling what diatribes are because my English sucks* Update: how poetic

[@outistynnanyt5153]

Stèph Gee im a writer and English native, and I didn’t know it, don’t feel bad in the slightest

[@kristiefang8173]

haha me too!!!

[@natalacand162]

Poetic indeed

[@aleale1983]

Me too Stèph 😩

[@UliJovran]

Thats the nice thing: to learn.

[@lilyraimey3499]

A new bop to become unhealthily obsessed with.

[@laaiza_fernandes]

It's been about 2/3 years I've found this song, I listened to it a lot, but only now I've read the title correctly.... I've always read and refered to it as "Dinner and Diabetes" 💀

[@dariajustdaria2292]

Hozier : That's the kind loooooooove Me: can't catch one's breath, clutches pearls, has heart palpitations

[@curvy4655]

People with the lyrics, I summon you!

[@Stareader212]

there's a rough version on genius lyrics that's mostly accurate

[@jennybergpedersen3652]

Go away.

[@thomask.98]

Sorry I'm late, summoning ain't what it used to be :/ Honey, this club here is stuck up Dinner and diatribes I knew it from the first look of The look of mischief in your eyes Your friends are a fate that befell me Head is the talking type I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me What you'd do to me tonight Tell me Tell me Tell me, ah That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of Honey, I laugh when it sinks in A pillar I am of pride Scarcely can speak for my thinking What you'd do to me tonight Now that the evening is slowing Now that the end is in sight Honey, it's easier knowing What you'd do to me tonight Tell me Tell me Tell your man That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love Ohh Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised In that kind of love (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) Ohh Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news In that kind of love (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of, ah Oh And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love)

[@musicbreather3403]

Hozier has a unique and mesmerizing sound. I thank the universe for this.

[@dimanakardzhieva6868]

I love that part - "Let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised / Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news / and that kind of love". That's the kind of love that's worth it!

[@amandafeliciano542]

That little "yeah" and "hah" - I mean goddam Andrew, just kill me

[@ep_bug4898]

“i wanna be wined, dined, and sixty nined”

[@lilhedonistcannibal123]

LMAO

[@cindycele4270]

I kept scrolling and couldn't find the lyric people so... [Verse 1] Honey, this club here is stuck up Dinner and diatribes I knew well from our first hookup The look of mischief in your eyes Your friends are a fate that befell me Hell is the talking type I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me What you'd do to me tonight [Pre-Chorus] Tell me Tell me Tell me, ah [Chorus] That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of [Verse 2] Honey, I laugh when it sinks in A pillar I am, upright Scarcely can speak for my thinking What you'd do to me tonight Now that the evening is slowing Now that the end's in sight Honey, it's easier knowing what you'd do to me tonight [Pre-Chorus] Tell me Tell me Tell your man [Chorus] That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of [Bridge] (That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love) Oh, let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised And that kind of love (That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love) Oh, let there be damage ensued and tabloid news And that kind of love (That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love) That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of Ah, oh-oh-oh, ah [Chorus] That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of

[@HeyRoriRose]

'honey i laugh when it sinks in' he's getting pegged, lads

[@lemoncvrdboard1305]

i laughed out loud and scared my parents

[@bugluvr]

I can’t listen to this song loud enough, I just want it to wrap my entire being in spirits

[@dreadpersephone]

Ah, Hozier never fails to remind us of the beauty and natural aspect of sex

[@KatalinaN]

I’m loving almond milk and dinner & diabetes from his new album

[@mojgang3224]

Almond milk?

[@Pinnfeathers]

Do you mean “Almost (Sweet Music)”?

[@KatalinaN]

@@Pinnfeathers No I meant "Almond (milk)"

[@amornieves]

@@KatalinaN i can’t breathe this response 😭😭

[@nikki4227]

You ever just want to live just to listen to Hozier

[@alexking8467]

I am alive strictly to listen to Hozier

[@pammy6066]

Imagine breaking and making mortals in the span of 3 minutes and 46 seconds? Only the Forest God can relate. I hope he NEVER stops making music. The world needs it to keep spinning.

[@pammy6066]

@@l3ila219 yes love, that is the incredibly gorgeous Katie McGrath

[@pammy6066]

@@l3ila219 that's why From Eden is a dream. I still can't believe there's a video of Hozier and Katie being sexy af Irish royalty. I live 😍

[@ch5635]

the first time I listened to this I was like "cool, whatever" but now I'm absolutely obsessed with it. I've replayed it like 6 times just now lmao

[@irrelephant732]

I love his voice so much. Also, it's pretty cool to see how everything he does, every different genre he tries out still has this special Hozier-ness. I am so excited for the new album!

[@NewAlternative40Chart]

"Dinner and Diatribes" debuted at #12 on the New Alternative 40 Chart this week!

[@valentinedornanwood5193]

WOW WHAT A KING WE HAVE DECIDED TO STAN FOREVER

[@memo-lx3fl]

Wow this is the kind of love I've been dreaming of. Thank you, Forest God.

[@queenarianne]

joy is finally being blessed with more hozier music

[@jennybergpedersen3652]

Actually it is apparent Hozier was blessed with more of "Joy's songs" or the true writer if so to speak.

[@stonkbonk3512]

A good looking fella with genius lyrics and one of the best voices today. Protect Hozier at all cost

[@jennelisaorcadio472]

it is nice to know that I have lived at the same time as this legend

[@Kay-vf8wu]

I have never needed an album as much as I need this one.

[@nehalshukla5395]

This song makes me want to go out there and try to find this kind of love. If I had a love like that which Hozier sings about, I'd suffer through so so many of these dinners and diatribes.

[@ashlyndnorvask9685]

He played this at Lolapalooza I almost shit myself. That was the most memorable concert I've ever seen.

this man is incapable of releasing a bad song

[@natashabenitez7650]

Valeria Hernández Politi he Hozier writes about his lifetime of experience . like all artists do his arrangements are Always Beautiful in nature ..

[@lisiodonnell1252]

Seriously, not a single weak one...

[@Saadbabeey]

He has a couple I don’t like

[@alexisjemerson5051]

Just when we all thought music had died this dude shows up like a superhero to save us all

[@Darling_Poet]

We have been BLESSED. This song is absolutely gorgeous

[@aceonfire12]

what a LOVELY SURPRISE

[@natashabenitez7650]

Vincent Kelly knew a new song was coming out didn't no what concept Hozier was going to come up with ? As usual he never fails .. The aragment is Beautiful

[@abigailpeterson8781]

The kind of love I’ve been dreaming of to have on Valentine’s Day 💕

[@mrconsistencyza7334]

"I'd suffer hell if you'd tell me what you'd do to me tonight"...

[@thechannelfromnightmares]

Every single song is masterpiece and I hope Hozier gets awarded for all the hard work that goes into his wonderful songs 💚💚💚

[@navyamisran7313]

Everything I love, at one place. Hozier, Music, Hozier, Water, Hozier, a book, Hozier. I don't need anything else!

[@bidushipyakurel1885]

All his songs have a different vibe to them. Nothing ever feels repetitive and that is true talent.

[@jojo-ll3tt]

And suddenly I love Valentine's day again 😍

[@DEADLYHOOD]

Hozier: the valentine's day gift that keeps on giving

[@jlaurelj]

The only good thing to come out of valentines day

[@denisaavram9709]

20 seconds in and already crying, new record fellas

[@e.wallacerobin7000]

DAMN that part where he goes “let there be damage ensued” IM WHISKED AWAY

[@RivenRanger]

Best valentine's day gift ever!!!

[@jennybergpedersen3652]

Not exactly from my perspective...

[@RivenRanger]

@@jennybergpedersen3652 I wasn't asking you or anyone's opinion. It was released on Valentine's Day so I made a funny comment about that. Now go get a life and stop being an asshole on people's comments

[@andersonoyabun8083]

this guy have awesome voice

[@madisonsanchez4194]

IVE NEVER CLICKED SO FAST

[@luisgerardobujandalopez4994]

Ahhhh I know, right?

[@cian.d1885]

Heard about it releasing in France first i alnost flew over

[@belenirala7989]

Jajaja yo también

[@natashabenitez7650]

Cian.Dwyer 😂😂🎸🎸👏👏

[@swatis2657]

This man is a gift for mortals.

[@rosiegirl756]

Today has really beat me down but Hozier made it so much better 😭❤

[@6boysilove]

Cheers for that

[@somma_fp]

You're never wrong.

[@leticiabsilva-is3oj]

I'm so proud of the production in this album. No wonder Andrew himself is so proud. And by George, his songs hit so hard in me it's like they reach something rather primal. I love it.

[@billiey36]

I think he's drowned out by the music. I've noticed it since the EP. We have to wait to get the lyrics because he can't be heard clearly.

[@leticiabsilva-is3oj]

@@billiey36 indeed the earthquake sort of covers his voice. Let's wait for the lyrics, they are my favourite part

[@chrizeldabernil8323]

@@leticiabsilva-is3oj I think his voice could stand up to it. Most would have their vocals drowned. I'm excited for the live version though! I'm a bit on the fence but also amused that they included his self-described "quacking noise". Is it so he could quack away on live performance or is it supposed to be suggestive?

[@dogwood178]

@@billiey36 It is hard to understand him. All of these songs are mixed in the same way. Maybe there's too much happening around his vocal frequency and it mixes in and drowns out his voice. Maybe that's the way the producer and Hozier wanted to take it though. It's pretty subjective.

[@leticiabsilva-is3oj]

@@chrizeldabernil8323 his songs certainly come alive during the performances! The production is good, it's his way of enunciating the words that makes us want lyric videos sometimes but i guess it's part of his charm

[@anapm2927]

"What you'll do to me tonight,tell me, tell me tell YOUR man... that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of" Hearing that in his voice.. oof perfection.

[@Marianne019]

That's the kind of music I've been dreaming of...

[@unloveable13x]

I don't think i could ever get bored of how beautiful his voice is.

[@MunchMaila]

Y'all are loyal fans to the Forest King fr 🔥 I luurr it💓

[@markmcarthy596]

A few times in a generation, some gifted soul makes an impact that will last for several generations. Hozier is one of those few gifted souls. Thanks maker of souls!

[@gwenythice7230]

It's so overwhelming, what a bop

[@alpha8here]

Honestly, one amazing i love about Hozier's music is that i always learn a new English word, like *Diatribe* ; a forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something.

[@thewatercarrier]

It's greek.

[@alpha8here]

Actually, there's an English definition. I do agree that it has Greek and Latin meanings too, and that the word originated from them.

[@nicolealmeida2035]

I think there are hired people to dislike things. This is the only explanation.

[@oksanalewis275]

This is what valentines day for singles should sound like.

[@zuyazelon2938]

That's kinda song I've been dreaming of ♥♥🎉💃💟

[@AmphibiousCreature876]

Even as someone asexual, this song SLAPS. Honeslty despite the -overlying- underlying sexual theme in this album I actually really like the music and intenseness of all the songs.

[@cian.d1885]

This song actually makes me want to scream it across rooftops

[@azulx4745]

Thank you god of the forest for this valentine gift. We appreciate it

[@stardust6968]

Does this make u think Funky dryad cowboy...

[@jl9935]

Stardust Child IT DOES NOW THANK YOU FOR THIS

[@flippetskater]

HELL YES

[@stardust6968]

I should have added *horny

[@flippetskater]

@@stardust6968 Yup. The entire album should be subtitled - "(Andrew Needs To Get A Room)" lol

[@stephanieszatow7526]

Something about this song, makes me want to let go and ignore the world.

[@maaforeshidchang931]

just another song from the playlist of all heavens

[@afink7240]

rhythms mad cool in this. feels like 3/4 but a lot of 4:3 polyrhythms in the backing instrumentals. i love when he plays w time signatures, that’s PEAK hozier, like run from the last album

[@chrizeldabernil8323]

Run is totally underrated... It's a shame most people have never heard of it.

[@chantellebarrette6185]

This song has been on repeat since the first time I heard it. I am so in love with his new stuff.

[@dylanmaguire3595]

Oh my god how are all of these songs so good. THE BACKING GUITAR

[@joanaecho]

The mad lad wrote a beautiful song about pegging I love him

[@marcelcornelius1167]

This man speaks to my soul. Eargasms and I find him so dreamy!!!

[@cbarb08]

Verse 1] Heard that this could be a stuck up Dinner and diatribes I knew it from the first look of The look of mischief in your eyes Your friends are afraid they'll befell me Head is the talking type I’d suffer Hell if you'd tell me What you'd do to me tonight [Pre-Chorus] Tell me Tell me Tell me, ah [Chorus] That’s the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of [Verse 2] Honey, I laugh when it sinks in A pillar I am of pride Scarcely can speak for my thinking What you'd do to me tonight Now that the evening is slowing Now that the end's in sight Honey, it's easier knowing what you'd do to me tonight [Pre-Chorus] Tell me Tell me Tell me your name (your man?) [Chorus] That’s the kind of love I’ve been dreaming of That's the kind of love I’ve been dreaming of [Bridge] That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That’s the kind of love Oh, oh Let there be hotels and planes (complaints?) and grievances raised And that kind of love (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) Oh, oh Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news [?] And that kind of love (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of, ah, oh-oh-oh [Chorus] And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of. From Lyrics Genius

[@ebonydavis3386]

If love ever finds me, I want it to invoke the same feelings in me that this song talks about.

[@antigone5221]

He NEVER dissapoints

[@jennicamillay6567]

God yes so glad this was in my recommendations. My husband doesnt appreciate me only playing hozier since I found the new songs. Hozier will always have my #1 spot. Such a blessing seriously

[@lilyraimey3499]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THEM TO DROP THIS ALL DAY!

[@denisevance678]

Another amazing song with his intoxicating vocals. I swear it’s so hypnotic and therapeutic.

[@cameronastephens]

best singer songwriter in the world

[@the_spider_king]

Best Valentine’s Day gift ever. Hands down.

[@fredrickmakoffu2412]

I've been here for 5 hours now. The song just keeps building and building