Where did his turret go? Well, you see, you just violated the Law of Conservation by destroying matter.
@Siku_F8 ай бұрын
Water, Solid, gas, nom-existant
@boi73168 ай бұрын
Nah, it teleported the turret into the Backrooms.
@adinman338 ай бұрын
@@Siku_Fisnt it water solid gas and plasma
@Siku_F8 ай бұрын
@@adinman33 plazma is another stage that breaks of water on the 3 states of matter
@illocality8 ай бұрын
🤓
@Guywhodgaf8 ай бұрын
German engineers coming up with the most vicius designs after snorting 5kilometers of cocaine
@ChristopherDefrank8 ай бұрын
_”snorting 5 kilometers of cocaine”_ Nah you wild for that 💀💀
@Dr._Purro8 ай бұрын
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER- *FUCKING DIES*
@ProbablyVoid8 ай бұрын
@@ChristopherDefrank the longest line snorted
@domvasta8 ай бұрын
Nah, eating 500 bars of methamphetamine spiked chocolate, cocaine was too difficult to get due to the war
@lonewolf13007 ай бұрын
@@domvastapanzerschocolate 😋
@bakedpotato74828 ай бұрын
Pov: german wonder weapons
@kittlemax8368 ай бұрын
It do be like that
@hansvonflammenwerfer28178 ай бұрын
@@kittlemax836 fr tho
@alienfromlhs1140b8 ай бұрын
the poopenfarten 17, costs the entire gdp of munich to manufacture one and is completely destroyed after 1 day
@John-qv5ux8 ай бұрын
@@alienfromlhs1140b It would've ground its transmission into dust, but it ran out of fuel about 500 metres from the factory and was destroyed by an Allied bombing raid.
@CsGalaxyID8 ай бұрын
@@John-qv5ux average German wunderwaffe be like :
@Bananaislife8 ай бұрын
Loader: I fucking quit
@Tenebris6138 ай бұрын
Bros round weighs more than a neutron star
@NoahofSweden1958 ай бұрын
@@Tenebris613 :xd
@Creamin_All_Offensive8 ай бұрын
Kv 2 loader: it's so heavy i barely can load it LandKreuzer P1500 40k loader:
@Seagull7808 ай бұрын
Where would they even keep spare rounds
@Bananaislife7 ай бұрын
Ngl i never thought I'd get this much likes
@hansvonflammenwerfer28178 ай бұрын
"Alright sir, removing that direction"
@efedamr5308 ай бұрын
Why no commends ?😂😂😂
@bingzhewho8 ай бұрын
@@efedamr530it got removed by the cannon
@Falkriim8 ай бұрын
“Flank secured”
@hansvonflammenwerfer28178 ай бұрын
@@Falkriim Flank Gone
@D4PP3R7 ай бұрын
@@hansvonflammenwerfer2817 Err404: Flank not found.
@Thoriumemporium77898 ай бұрын
“Private, the enemy is west.” “Yes sir, removing west.”
@mrvidicator92862 ай бұрын
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO WAYYYYYYYY
@blitzkrieg2142k8 ай бұрын
Ah a typical 40k tank.
@Stevenv3.18 ай бұрын
War hammer 40k ??
@randomzombie29018 ай бұрын
Yea, this is definitely what the admech would make for the imperial while high off coolants
@mattd69318 ай бұрын
1.5m cannon... Mechanicus "Clarification: Why are we downgrading the weapon?"
@Lockmahn8 ай бұрын
The base even looks like a Russ
@eluckel8 ай бұрын
Land raider?
@lilasnowflake56328 ай бұрын
Most sane 40k weapon
@WonderWar8 ай бұрын
German: hey he stole the gustav rail cannon. But he strapped it to a tank?
@thewafflegamer61528 ай бұрын
Other German: write it down! WRITE IT DOWN!
@DeathNinja7898 ай бұрын
@@catmist4651 LOL (maybe also put it on my pfp tank which it is a panzer 38 (t))
@dudupintarolas52148 ай бұрын
Funny thing the Gustav is 800mm or 80cm diameter this tank has 1.5meters do it's just a tad bit larger..
@apache_helicopter8 ай бұрын
@@thewafflegamer6152 landkreuzer p1500 monster
@RagingGoat568 ай бұрын
@@catmist4651NEIN PUT IT ON THE SD.KFZ. 251
@KrappyMusic8 ай бұрын
"yeah i cleared the house. Off the fucking map." Badger
@Ze123658 ай бұрын
Perfect use for a Badger quote.
@lukedukehunter768 ай бұрын
Yes
@forsaken42297 ай бұрын
Which one of his vid i wanna hear him saying that.
@Ze123657 ай бұрын
@@forsaken4229 I don't remember which one, but I'm planning on rewatching some videos, I'll you if I find it.
@forsaken42297 ай бұрын
@@Ze12365 thks
@n1co20178 ай бұрын
average German WW2 wonder weapon
@dangerszewski98168 ай бұрын
funny thing is the Sturmpanzer had a cannon that was not far from this (but it was a low-pressure mortar)
@Nexusrift15 ай бұрын
@@dangerszewski9816do you mean the sturmtiger? the sturmpanzer only had a 15CM the sturmtiger had a 38cm mortar
@dangerszewski98165 ай бұрын
@@Nexusrift1 you are correct, of course.
@galerus37768 ай бұрын
"Where did his turret go?" Currently just exited low going into high orbit.
@rockstarfilminginc.24937 ай бұрын
"you sir have been disarmed"
@myria28348 ай бұрын
"Alright men, return to base for your 3 day weekend while the shop reloads the cannon."
@ateosedm56908 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@firemonster36038 ай бұрын
POV: your a North Korean battery after you just pissed off an Iowa class battleship
@robertsvet69808 ай бұрын
“Temper temper”
@ThePhaseMaster8 ай бұрын
@@robertsvet6980the fact I said this THEN saw your comment just sends me 😂
@AustinBlack287 ай бұрын
@@robertsvet6980"but they started it"
@rhalfzanjoedicam84568 ай бұрын
What's basically a "Death Star Cannon Prototype" strapped in a WW1 Modified British Mark Tank German in WW1: Vögeln
@Nebelrose6 ай бұрын
vögeln 💀
@InfinityBS8 ай бұрын
Gaijin: Yes this belongs in 3.0
@Scp12335 ай бұрын
It's accurate, yet it still can't get past Russian bias.
@ehannasir8464Ай бұрын
@@Scp1233 getting eaten by the tracks
@Scp1233Ай бұрын
@@ehannasir8464 YEEOOOOWWWCHHH!!!
@brayden82622 күн бұрын
nah, reserve, if they're being generous
@MystikosMinistries8 ай бұрын
I like to think this is what getting fired at by a Sturmtiger felt like
@Dino10Boy8 ай бұрын
That isn’t a tank anymore, that is a self propelled gun
@Ember-vw2ms8 ай бұрын
At this point it's more like a self propelled gun barrel
@thegoodboy46995 ай бұрын
its a gun propeled canon at that point
@Acteckprogaming8 ай бұрын
Bro made a portable gustav gun 💀
@cmacmcd8 ай бұрын
“Private” “Yes sergeant” “Do you see that direction?” “Yes sergeant” “Exactly” “Yes sergeant”
@mastersinthe51148 ай бұрын
"Hey see those 20 men over there?" "Where?" "They're everywhere all at once!"
@DR.RANDOM548 ай бұрын
"Who tf let the british designers watch starwars again?!"
@Adrian-Trivani8 ай бұрын
I don't think a leman russ was meant to hold a macro cannon.
@Biovore_gaming8 ай бұрын
Only a Rogal Dorn can handle it
@Conwera8 ай бұрын
I think thats a rhino actually
@NotLiteralSaturn8 ай бұрын
"Were gonna go with 6 Meters, and then we'll go with another 6 meters aswell" My brain still remember the "5 whoppers, and 5.. More whoppers" Lmaoo
@rikudakumiho35908 ай бұрын
the Emperor needs to hire this guy for their tanks
@polishspy87788 ай бұрын
"do you see that Town over there?" "yeah" "well i don't want to" "roger that"
@Tupolev.1148 ай бұрын
Please make a Baneblade
@K.C.C.R.FАй бұрын
The sound of the tank plus the laugh is gold
@Sanguine_mortis8 ай бұрын
Ahh, the standard leman russ, what a marvel of engineering.....
@justtherabbithole25777 ай бұрын
Hans: "We need a better transmission." Hans, three hours later:
@gagekent49208 ай бұрын
"I'll buy 5 woppers.. and 5, more woppers!" "We'll go with 6 meters and... 6 more meters!" Same vibe😂
@photongyser83048 ай бұрын
"I wonder where my tax dollars go" Lockheed Martin:
@ArbieFerrer-fi2jm3 ай бұрын
The shot really said "🤨"
@xXREDACTEDGAMERZXx8 ай бұрын
are we not gonna talk about the fact he put the barrel on a WW1 British “Landship” Tank?
@Randomfactsofwar8 ай бұрын
Those hydraulics must be the strongest things on earth
@helicxzane56578 ай бұрын
It’s a earth shaker cannon lore accurate from GW
@jonasgonzalez27518 ай бұрын
This is literally a Warhammer 40K tank design. Huge cannon to make huge Boom Boom.
@antonberglund1178 ай бұрын
Was expecting your tank to do some 360's
@edgychico93118 ай бұрын
World of Tanks lore be like...
@Fivepean_allies20004 ай бұрын
Warthunder needed to hire you that "AIM LOWER" sounded like some commander in British or american tanks
@DKR4828 ай бұрын
All this on a leman russ chassis 😂
@niclink10308 ай бұрын
Dont think it is
@Conwera8 ай бұрын
@@niclink1030yeah it looks to be a rhino
@niclink10308 ай бұрын
@@Conwera prob not its prob just a ww1 tank
@nickneym20058 ай бұрын
Hah, he couldn’t even blow up the tank, only deprive him of the turret, that’s a miracle piece of technology 😂
@jinpo_melo8 ай бұрын
That tank in game:🙂 That tank in irl:☠️
@clementp78602 ай бұрын
Goodbye everything in the general direction I fired
@julians98997 ай бұрын
Bro that tank really be lookin like like he got shot by “imaginary technique, PURPLE”
@moamal92678 ай бұрын
Love your videos
@Chill201237 ай бұрын
I like how it just sounds like a bomb, like it just completely obliterates the tank.
@gian_thestupid8 ай бұрын
Least over the top wh40k vehicle
@sirshotty76898 ай бұрын
Tank? My battle brother that’s a whole emperor damned ordinatus.
@vipric818 ай бұрын
“How’s the artillery tank coming along?” “When you develop ballistic missiles, you will thank me.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “*You’ll see…*”
@Techpriest_Skitarii49358 ай бұрын
This is the Prototype of Collosus from Warhammer 40k...
@limehuzki8 ай бұрын
Warhammer: yes Edit: 4 months of mechanical study a controlled detonation could discard the cannon for recovery by friendly troops, then simply drive on firing with side cannons and machine guns.
@Fms_43procent8 ай бұрын
when the father decided to weakly pat me on the shoulder: DUDE, WHERE IS YOUR TURRET?????? !!!
@boi73168 ай бұрын
Battleplan (using physics): Either having the back of the tank facing the enemy, firing the turrest and launching to the enemy, ramming the enemy. You're not only obliterating the enemy, you'll also be sacrificing yourself along with your crew and vehicle.
@castle91658 ай бұрын
That is not a tank, that is a ride-on cannon.
@GoldenSongEntertainment8 ай бұрын
German Engineers during ww2
@AvengerMascaradeJuujika15 күн бұрын
Gustav Laughing in the corner
@kamiyakei8 ай бұрын
Bruv,even the biggest ship cannon its only 45cm in diameter
@reesespieces9968 ай бұрын
For comparison, 1.5 meters is about 60 inches. The Gustav cannon had a 31.5-inch cannon. The Yamoto had 18-inch guns💀
@Myomer1048 ай бұрын
4*6*cm, actually.
@kamiyakei7 ай бұрын
@@Myomer104 nope, its 456mm or 45,6cm
@BestionBehrev-oe2kk15 күн бұрын
Ah yes the Gustav gun's close cousin.
@protostryke60318 ай бұрын
I reminds me of a Bkan
@thetonk21738 ай бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@Trooba_1234Ай бұрын
“Hah! you flinched!” What bro threw at me:
@sleepyhead20078 ай бұрын
Make a german rail gun mixed with a sturmtiger i bet you can't make that.
@Theironbloodcommander7 ай бұрын
Germany in the 40s: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
@shironeko1307 ай бұрын
Just to add a bit of perspective , the diameter of the largest gun put on a battleship was 460mm, so 0.46 m
@lukevortex103710 күн бұрын
46 cm or 0.46 m 😁
@syafiqulinnuha8 ай бұрын
"We need a professional PR team" "Don't worry, 4 of my niece gonna graduate from cooking school next year. They gonna fill in for the PR team"
@ArmaanMinhas-iv4em3 күн бұрын
British enginners in ww2 be like:
@SerialDesignationQ8 ай бұрын
"So no head?" *BOOM.*
@jimlim11428 ай бұрын
my friend: " my tank isnt that unrealistic!!" his tank:
@Jakes_psyche5 ай бұрын
Bro said: “fuck everything in that general direction” 😂
@TheMarmuson8 ай бұрын
German engineers in 1940 Be like:
@ThatOneGuyWho6 ай бұрын
“Where’d the turret go?” SIR! THE TANK SURVIVED BUT THE DAMN TURRET FLEW OFF AND EVAPORATED FROM THE EXPLOSION
@zechuryah33238 ай бұрын
Always the British and Australians makeing the most creative vids
@Shadow6408 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Perry the platypus! just in time to see my latest invention: The obliterator-inator!
@leparadox4856Ай бұрын
*13 missed calls from Isaac Newton*
@TonnyH217 ай бұрын
That aint a tank no more, thats a ICBM😅
@itsanimatorxd8 ай бұрын
That tank really said "Lemme do it for you"
@Tree-town7 ай бұрын
The turret ascended to the heavens!
@creativecreeper61478 ай бұрын
The sound when it fired almost sounded like the Vine Boom
@kyototomokui66767 ай бұрын
Gustav if it was British:
@Eralen009 күн бұрын
1.5m shell, we're getting into warhammer 40k territory
@windex_cleaner15698 күн бұрын
I love how the breach is just two full size doors
@jessecarman-fr4zf6 ай бұрын
Patterson, fire a warning shot! Sir, this is a 1 and a half meter cannon. Ah, potato potato, fire!
@Goldenbro-w5r7 ай бұрын
When he said he sure its fine 😂
@billiam63988 ай бұрын
For reference, the gustav gun, the largest-calibre rifled weapon ever used in combat, fired 800mm (31 inch) shells up to 40km (25 miles). Its high explosive shells left 9.1m (30 ft.) craters, and its armor penetrating shells could pierce up to 7m (23 ft.) of concrete. this weapon’s ammunition would be nearly twice as wide; assuming it fired similar shells, they might have many times the mass. remember the shells would be bigger in every dimension, not just width, so measurements like mass would be SIGNIFICANTLY more than just doubled by doubling the width. I’m very surprised only the turret went. I’d have expected the smoke to clear and reveal a crater straight down to hell.
@B3rten6 ай бұрын
Dude out here building 40k Astra Militarum artillery.
@PIGZEE1237 ай бұрын
Bro:haha you flinched What he was gonna hit me with:
@kurisudaimonji94948 ай бұрын
This thing still somehow has a better turret traverse than a Puma 😂😂
@Fake_Duolingo5846Ай бұрын
"historically accurate"
@panzerkampfwagenviiimaus3976Ай бұрын
I don’t think warhammer knows the coming problems with a gun this massive
@TheVeiledMonarch8 ай бұрын
Looks like a true German Wunderwaffe
@Cool_Bleba_2297 ай бұрын
*THE REAL [[ BIG SHOT ]] ENJOYER*
@FjGh0st20037 ай бұрын
The imperial guard: ill take your entire stock!
@WRENCH_MF7 ай бұрын
Pov: the kind of weapons adolf was thinking of in the shower😂
@G0KU_BLACK_EDITING4 ай бұрын
Looking like a modern air defense missile
@EliteSpeakerman1684 ай бұрын
As the Demoman once stated with explosives, “One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE!”
@Faab_An_Zanu6 ай бұрын
"but im sure its fine" Make me speechless
@zeffy._4408 ай бұрын
T-34 driver hatch in war thunder: That's cute
@inserterer3 ай бұрын
"oh man i wish skyrim combat would be more skill-based" The monkey paw:
@keylorgamer02858 ай бұрын
Most Normal British Centurión Variant in Cold War:
@legionofthedamned94308 ай бұрын
the chassis of this tank looks like leman Russ from Warhammer40k