Huge Snake Eats Drunk Man!

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[@RealLoneRonin]

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[@alliahramirez7568]

I fill bad for the dad

[@shellyann2428]

That is not real

[@shellyann2428]

Lol

[@shellyann2428]

Its not real😅😅

[@Youknowwatimtalkinabout-jq4wo]

​@@alliahramirez7568qol🎉

[@LordGhost.]

It's amazing how a long line of muscle can just absolutely crush you....Literally. 💀

[@bigchungus920]

The same can be said about Adam 22s reputation as a man

[@ililililiilililillli]

​@@bigchungus920Adam22 filmed that video himself and he didn't even talk while it was going down a lil weird

[@kpbravo]

lmaoo what y’all bois doing if you see your girl say she love another man’s cock 🤣🤣

[@spinner5079]

​@@ililililiililililllihe didn't film it jason luv was talking about a different person but the internet made it seem it was about Adam. Still doesn't change the reality of the situation but yeah he wasn't around

[@OscarRodriguez-ww8hz]

@@ililililiililililllisneako type shit but sneako W 😂👌🏽

[@wesleyrowland344]

Note: I'll never get drunk and hang out at a amazon river at night by myself.

[@sawbasumner2171]

Everglades wouldn’t be good either

[@donlarocque5157]

Yeah. The whole vacation was great until Bill got eaten by a snake.

[@jonathancharles3719]

How about dont drink at all

[@alwaysright6358]

You don't have to be drunk. Pretty sure none of the preys the snake has ever eaten were drunk.

[@Flaroguy]

It is called being drunk

[@themannis479]

Imagine trying to scream and nothing is coming out because your being crushed and folded into a pretzel

[@ddnick]

Damnn this is slow death , i would love to get beaten by black mamba instead of this shit bro

[@FryZBoXX]

No one giggles at the Zohan

[@stop_the_replies]

Couldn't be me

[@ZanKamado]

Moral of story don't drink Vin Diesel's Corona beer😢

[@user-jr7pm5sl6i]

I do this to my girl every other night…

[@Dirigo42]

How about that AI werewolf fighting a snake haha

[@heatmentouch]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sidewinder528]

Lol

[@cocomeadows3176]

"but what if it was a bear"

[@EpicGamer-to2xv]

"Jamie, pull up that video of a bear crushing a anaconda"

[@louisedgmon4860]

He can't he borrowed it too Joe Rogan and he kept it.... unbelievable 😢😢😢

[@jeffchase9073]

Sure i believe everything i see on the internet tells you hahahaha..your a special generation!!!

[@jeffchase9073]

Mr joe thrives on you idiots he gets played for this calamity!!!

[@jeffchase9073]

Seriously joe your teaching a stupid generation i should be a millionaire hahahaha so stupid

[@jeffchase9073]

Melenials heres a box of crayons and a coloring book lol enjoy lol

[@voz2531]

The yoink guy finding a 20 foot one 💀

[@krockfpv5886]

I agree 100%

[@xposed7688]

Different snake but yeah

[@officialoffice1462]

@@xposed7688 no it’s an anaconda, it’s the same.

[@Dr.Fazbear]

@@officialoffice1462no he was trying to find a 20 foot Burmese puthon

[@OAwesomeO]

You guys have no idea how powerful snakes are. When i was a teenager i had this awesome boa, he was a Colombian red tail boa and was about 8ft long. He was really big and friendly. When ever we had parties and what not i always got him out because everyone loved him. One time he was around my chest and began to slip, so he squeezed pretty tight so he wouldnt fall, and dude the strength was wild. He wasnt even being agressive and i still could barley unwrap him, lol. We were so wild, we just let him chill in the house, rarely ever put him in his cage and the cage was shit so he could get out anyways. He never bit anyone and we had him for a long time. I miss that snake but damn he was so strong, i cant imagine a 20ft snake

[@landonwood2950]

I used to have a balled python I loved that snake he was actually pretty chill like yours he sadly died before he was supposed to because he got crushed by something I wasn't home when it happened so I don't know what it was but my dad just told me that my snake died when I got home and I was really upset

[@OAwesomeO]

@landonwood2950 I had a ball python to. Rocky was the coolest snake I ever had. He died unexpectedly durring winter. I still miss him. He would wrap around my wrist while I was gaming and was the best little buddy ever. A once in a life time pet

[@malhi16]

You guys are fucked for keeping snakes as pets tf

[@landonwood2950]

@@malhi16 No?

[@rothed16]

​@@OAwesomeO hod did it die?

[@kgunitkeese17]

Lesson number one: NEVER take on a giant constrictor by yourself. Their muscles are much stronger than yours will ever be, and they won’t tire as fast as yours will.

[@Ronald1324]

nah id win

[@Stoneyy69.420]

Bro just dropped the hardest snake edit lmfao

[@LordYuriX]

those are actually AI generated pics lol

[@Michael-cs8yb]

​@@LordYuriX No shit.. did you really just say that?

[@biotechboliviaoficial5367]

In Bolivia there are huge anacondas my grand father was hunting, he got tired and sat in a rock then put his foot on a big log to tie his shoelaces it started to move...wasnt a log.

[@salmanlohiya8755]

Must've been a bad hunter if he couldn't tell a log from a snake

[@Tagerrun]

@@salmanlohiya8755I mean dude didn’t die so he couldn’t be that bad at it? Not to mention he fed his family by hunting so I’m guessing he was pretty good at it since he had a grandson and didn’t starve to death from “being such a bad hunter”

[@ZanKamado]

If he was a good hunter... he could've made the difference between a snake and a log but cant blame him... being tired is not a good thing while hunting, u have to rest as much as u can cuz if u fall asleep in a forest or at scope of your gun is not pretty good

[@thehuntsman7087]

The yakumama and sachomama

[@biotechboliviaoficial5367]

@@salmanlohiya8755 well they have a good natural camouflage, in case you dont know, plus he was old.

[@Sahlokniir986]

This is why you don’t go into the wilderness without a weapon

[@josephmartin5483]

It depends where you're going.

[@randallowens271]

​@@josephmartin5483 you always carry a gun no matter what.

[@josephmartin5483]

@@randallowens271 In Washington state the overwhelming amount of hikers and climbers do not carry a weapon. Even the US Forest Service does not carry a weapon in the forest.

[@Killerofgods529]

You should be the weapon

[@Sahlokniir986]

@@Killerofgods529 That's a dumb statement.

[@emojimr4427]

Moral of story Don't drink budweiser beer😢😢

[@janekmundt579]

You can drink the real Budweiser because it’s not sold in the jungle

[@skylar4775]

That Dylan is a real snake.

[@marinmok1252]

​@@skylar4775ur a lil silly

[@YeaAboutThat]

😂😂😂

[@SnowySnails]

@@skylar4775😂

[@Nuggss_]

“but a bear will fuck you up even if your alive” joe most likely

[@thevibestation5174]

“ Jamie, pull up that video of a bear smoking DMT with an anaconda “

[@aidenluckern77]

May he Rest In Peace. May God be with him, his loved ones, and the entire community.

[@TheRealTurtle_]

True story bro , my dad went to get Milk and he got eaten by a snake too , hey wait a minute

[@King_BigTiger]

Not funny bro 😒… we live in the outskirts of town and breed cows. One day my dad get to milk the cows and my mum has cursed him ever since for leaving us and you’re here making jokes about it? That’s so not co….. wait wait hold the fuck on!!! HOLD THE FUCK ON!!!!

[@amilanarzary2875]

True story bro . my dad went to get Milk and Snake got eaten by my Dad too .hey wait a minute I mean seriously bro

[@nerosec4258]

😂

[@kinghov3695]

😂😂

[@eazythedon54st]

😂😂😂

[@M4lenia]

I got into a situation like this once! Its actually terrifying when you realize how strong those snakes are! Pure primal fear once you realize just how out of control you are! Luckily I remembered to moan and beg the snake to squeeze harder and tell him just how mutch I liked to be squeezed like a little ketchup bottle wrapped in bubble wrap Snake let go and I was actually charged with sexual harrasment

[@rudraroopbhattacharjee6191]

tf did I just read

[@Free_robux_under_descritpion]

@@rudraroopbhattacharjee6191Fr LOL

[@YungXBallAirNemRap]

​@@Free_robux_under_descritpion😂😂

[@t-rozbenouameur5304]

God damn

[@carlitob9334]

Now that's funny af 😂😂😂

[@Micheal1978Myers]

No bro actually faced the snake from god of war Ragnarok 💀

[@joshadams8250]

This Ai art is insane anacondas aren’t demonic looking creatures, also one of them the guy had “scary face”

[@BlackMario99]

Damn, Orochimaru really tried to turn him into his vessel😂😂😂

[@shootinnscootin5545]

People don't realize the extreme strength of a constrictor.

[@leonardopab5]

Now imagine facing an anaconda 30 feet long? If you don't have a weapon and someone to help the only thing you can do is ask that God forgive your sins before you go. It seems something of another world but huge anacondas 20 feet plus are very common in the Amazon forest.

[@jeffchase9073]

I dont need to go to the amizon jungle

[@jeffchase9073]

Let sleeping dogs lie

[@juknorris5899]

​@@jeffchase9073you understand the F around and find out graph

[@TheNewGeneration-wh4kr]

@@jeffchase9073ya like hell nah, I will appreciate that kind of nature from afar xD

[@memo5230]

A small snake wouldn’t be no different then a big snake I assume right. It still wouldn’t just attack a human right?? You would have to be sitting still or something

[@emilianvasilepop6569]

This man is trying to say that snakes are just defensive and you make this dramatic animations😂😂😂

[@user-xq7bg1lm5u]

Bro imagine seeing that thing when your drunk I would think I’m in a dream w my partner 😂😂😂😂

[@theojake]

💀

[@adriantepes4355]

I read somewhere that these snakes can NOT crush bones. They're pretty strong but not strong enough to crush bones like a tiger/bear. They try to squeeze the oxygen outta their preys

[@aymen_b1267]

Yes, they basically suffocate you by forcing the air out your body but it feels as if your rip cage is being crushed.

[@adriantepes4355]

@@aymen_b1267 I am not an expert but from what i can deduce, I don't think so. They simply wrap their bodies around you and make sure that you can't breathe in any air. They dont apply enough force to make you feel that your bones are being crushed

[@CostantinoAlessandroGyasiAbosi]

@@aymen_b1267 and the terryfing part is that you can't play death because they stop squeezing when they don't feel your heart beat

[@aymen_b1267]

@@CostantinoAlessandroGyasiAbosi Indeed, they are truly terrifying yet magnificent creatures.

[@jasondiana6448]

They compress with each exhale. Eventually you can no longer inhale. They asphyxiate.

[@Clitcommander6969]

happened to my my cousin who is a bodybuilder and he literally out muscled the anaconda via shoulder lateral raise. ripped it off himself and he swung it by its tail and beat it off the ground and the snake did not survive. being strong will save you

[@trials6502]

Then you woke up?

[@darknessrises948]

Wakey wakey its time for school

[@trav6567]

Ok 👌🏿 @Clitcommander6969

[@ColbyChaos30]

Mom said give the tablet back that’s enough internet sweetie

[@5Othniel7_Selah]

@@trials6502 Hahahahahaha!

[@greyandb1u31]

He said, “that’s a terrible way to go” 😁

[@dr.rockzo]

Source: Trust me bro

[@Tiger-lf1pr]

Legend

[@ZippoGuy]

Ur mad🧂🤡

[@cody-en7nt]

Right, bet he jumps when he sees a garter snake on his doorstep. Typical storytelling American tourist. Instead of just saying he had a typical trip, just got to tell a story....

[@ZippoGuy]

@@cody-en7nt 🤡

[@mlbtheshow4099]

Usually you say this for stuff that's made up

[@jmfitness1]

This guy has the coolest stories

[@CptDawner]

This wasn’t on joe Rogan lol.

[@rainezzzzzz1684]

Yea it was on the Julian dorey podcast

[@shugzm9016]

Bro this guy straight up lying his friends father in law got eaten by a snake and then he also on a completely separate occasion almost got eaten by a snake... Either my guy lives in Jumanji or people like me and you are just lucky we haven't been attacked by 300 pound snakes

[@OMGLittleB]

he said the same story though i believe

[@michael-jamesoreilly6745]

That’s some crazy stuff to hear and sorry to hear about the lose of life due to one of nature monster animals and he very lucky man too be blessed

[@LostWolf911]

Joe: so you think a snake could eat a bear

[@sharmainetiggs]

Hell Nawl, only if the Bear 🐻 is dead

[@existingthroughitall3749]

​@@sharmainetiggsA bear is far too wide for any snake to swallow. (An adult black bear or adult grizzly.) Maybe a cub.

[@pleasestfu4801]

Titanaboa could. But they've been extinct for a long time.

[@deanlollis9177]

I bet it be one Hella mess if he tried.

[@josephmartin5483]

The bear could shread the snake to pieces with it's claws.

[@TopeREC]

Bs

[@ACircleGuy2763]

Chill it’s your canon event 💀

[@Yohanan552]

300 pounds? That's an absolute monster.

[@mikegonza7929]

Biting and control of the head. That's how you survive. Very scary.

[@pleasestfu4801]

Biting won't do shit to something that size lol. Anacondas literally eat alligators. Most of their food fights back and bites/scratches the snake while being constricted. Human teeth are nothing, it'll only make them constrict harder.

[@user-tt1os2xu1e]

Bro talking like being eatin by a snake 🐍 is normal 💀

[@Regular_1094]

Cause its made up. Easy to bs when your demeanor is nonchalant

[@WhiteBoogeyman]

​@@Regular_1094I've seen snakes eat full grown deer and alligators, a blacked out human would be the easiest prey. It could be made up, but I'm just saying I'm sure it's happened.

[@Regular_1094]

@@WhiteBoogeyman i don't doubt its happened in the past. This dude just has too many once in a lifetime stories for them to be all true. More than likely he's rehashing stories that were told to him and he's reworked them to be his own stories. Thats manipulation 101

[@priestesslucy3299]

​@@WhiteBoogeymandeer are narrower than they look. Adult human shoulders- especially men- are really wide for a snake. I don't think a 17 footer could have swallowed him. Maybe 25?

[@WhiteBoogeyman]

@@priestesslucy3299 Rule of thumb is however wide the snake is, it can eat double that size.

[@JoeRoganTheSubject.]

Bro...seeing that thing when you're drunk.You'l be like "I was drinking to much for today"😂😂

[@z00ko]

Dude he was drunk. Probably was too wasted. He went peacefully

[@TheRealThanos55]

People don't realize how strong the human Jaws are. If a snake wrapped itself around you like that, the best weapon you have are literally your teeth. You can bite that mothafucka in half and make it bleed out.

[@raptorhacker599]

Don't think you can bite when you can't even move your body.

[@subz3ro43]

@@raptorhacker599you have to do it fast don’t wait for the snake to wrap your body

[@zeke112964]

He said it was big as a basketball....When was the last time you held a basketball with your teeth?????

[@bandzz22]

@@zeke112964not hold but rip and tear it’s flesh

[@zeke112964]

@@bandzz22 so you think you could rip and tear the flesh of a snake that big.....make us a video

[@anonymous-el1gr]

Almost got clapped up by a snake 🐍

[@alessandrokellerman7524]

I love how he’s always capping 😂

[@AlwaysTheGoat]

thats what I think too

[@domvk3082]

"The only person I personally know" 😂😂 as if this kinda low or smth

[@heha6393]

I have a couple ball pythons, and when I feed them, they sometimes accidentally squeeze the organs out of the mice I give them. So yeah, pretty stronk.

[@RedDeadFool]

I tried to feed my ball python dead mice and he ate one and then rest his head on the other like a pillow

[@RedDeadFool]

Also when feeding them if you’re feeding them live mice always watch them eat. Had a buddy who’s snake was eating live mice and he left and the snakes back was ripped off and dead

[@pleasestfu4801]

​@@RedDeadFoolEating multiple small mice makes the regurgitation chance higher than with one large prey item.

[@RedDeadFool]

@@pleasestfu4801 it was only one mouse though, and it was his first snack in a week

[@pleasestfu4801]

@@RedDeadFool Snakes shouldn't really be eating more than once a week. One big meal every 1-2 weeks is good.

[@NoeL2477]

Your stories got me gripped

[@buttlicker5018]

That's like something straight out of a cartoon bro

[@TheHitman-]

This guy is a liar on so many levels. 300 pound snake? If he knew what the record was he would retract that statement 😂 dinner plate size all the way down is not even possible.

[@kentimmins9171]

No bro,its possible

[@TheHitman-]

@@kentimmins9171 No bro, it 100% is not. Prove it...I can.

[@ZippoGuy]

@@TheHitman-Google said the opposite of you sooo ima listen to google. Not you🤣🤡🤡🤡🤣

[@ZippoGuy]

@@TheHitman-ut go ahead and try proving us wrong. I’ll wait…….

[@TheHitman-]

@@ZippoGuy Good luck with that. I'll be waiting on my link as proof of a snake the size of a "dinner plate all the way down" 😂 liar just like I said.

[@NATHAN_T69]

Damn just imagine

[@inspectorsteve2287]

Last time he told this story it was a 200lbs snake.

[@Pilgrimetro]

Bro said “only person I know” like it’s some everyday thing

[@OMGLittleB]

crazy thing it is... he lives full time in the amazon rainforest and catches anacondas for a living practically.

[@randyeagle1693]

It doesn't suffocate u,it crushes u like chips 😮😮😮

[@trials6502]

Wrong.

[@OMGLittleB]

it only suffocates

[@randyeagle1693]

If you watch a show called eaten alive demand describes precisely what happens to you when being attacked and eaten alive by an anaconda in the first thing that happens is your bones are crushed

[@trials6502]

@randyeagle1693 By the time your bones are crushed the air in your body has already escaped. Like seriously, having something explained to you only to not understand anatomy is slapyourselfplease material.

[@OMGLittleB]

@@randyeagle1693 Not for humans, green anacondas can crush bones but only for capybaras, peccaries, and deer. If the show described what happens when they hunt it was probably meant in general, aka they mean their prey... which isn't humans. They usually kill prey by circulatory collapse rather than inhibiting breathing sorry, rarely ever crushing bones. literally just spend a couple seconds searching it

[@zombywoof864]

Someone needs to let AI know that snakes don't have the fangs of a lion lol

[@OMGLittleB]

LMAO

[@Baltzar_Cancerberg]

Meanwhile titanoboa being able to crush a bear like a toy

[@GHOSTGhost-mm3le]

If a snake eats a drunk man wouldnt the snake be drunk

[@blucodilla5036]

This story is nothing to what I saw when I was a little because our 3 adult drunk neighbors was swallowed by a single snake. The people in our community killed the huge snake and opened up its belly and they found the 3 adults.

[@Dave005ZFile]

Wasn't a bear this time.

[@unfortunateonblitz4984]

The solution to every problem: m60 machine gun

[@RajThakur-ej9lg]

Joe rogan his friends are never stopping the caps

[@Raifyiix]

podcaster tryna sound like joe rogan so bad lmao

[@renaldoawes2210]

That's weird because there are no documented killings by anacondas..... ever.

[@Tony-w4k]

Buddy had the balls to get drunk in the rainforest aint gone lie he asked for that

[@fwtonioo]

The source: Trust me bro

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Chuck norris once wrapped around a snake to eat it

[@jacobgarofalo5101]

I’ve broken my collarbone and hearing that crack noise is not pleasant

[@corinnegivens8547]

The snake was just super lonely & needed a hug😢

[@curtyct5389]

I love how he tells the story with completely different details depending on the podcast

[@jaymiller6728]

i’ve never been scared of snakes but that’s story and that music has me shook 😂

[@scottemerson1335]

He passed out drunk easy meal for a snake

[@ShayeForTheDay]

he says "the only person i personally know who got eaten by an anaconda" like bro isn't the only person who knows a person who personally got eaten by an anaconda?

[@Gojokitkat175]

Bro was about to be willing Appleton 💀

[@someone3yearsago376]

Cool. Jamie pull up the video of a bear pleasuring himself

[@hammad_me]

I swear this guy just makes ChatGPT write his cripts.😂😂😂😂😂

[@freezydmx7820]

Imagine getting eaten by a fucking anaconda. What a terrible way to die. God damn man. This man is lucky enough to survive. My goodness that's terrifying.

[@traciemcdaniel3660]

That's an OLD story of a man that lived in the rain forest

[@josephmartin5483]

I have almost died from drunk choices like 10 times.

[@mtman2]

JAMIE a 25' Anaconda crushing a bear

[@lonelywolf9925]

Bro really said if I die you coming w me

[@rchyrch77]

Moral of the story .. get some black friends.. they will help you make smart decisions like "hey! Don't be FKN with huge snakes"

[@yaegerboy69ing]

Bruh, some of these images are wild.

[@tstreetzbeatz2239]

yall really be out on the field taking that risk!!!! whewww respect

[@silverfox4557]

Snake portrayed with dog teeth. 😂😅😂

[@christiancardona2397]

The pictures getting outta hand here now 😂

[@FivesArcTrooper]

That’s why orochimaru was so op

[@lindseychamnessmaguigan2396]

I’ll never get drunk and then go to Amazon rainforest

[@BLu3RayDiskRang3]

This is why Indiana Jones hates snakes

[@AdrenalineTV.9]

They make it sound so crazy, bros capping

[@Goku-tc5xf]

New fear unlocked💀💀

[@Heather-fox]

I better have that sharp teeth to protect myself👁👄👁

[@franciscocabrera8605]

The Anaconda canteen where you can check in but you can never check out😅😅

[@waltdiesel]

A drunk person is highly vulnerable... One minute you drunk and the next minute you're in danger

[@eternal-void]

Me: Looks over at my 16 foot snake chilling in her big ass enclosure. “Want a chicken buddy?”

[@pleasestfu4801]

Props on keeping that. I'll stick to my Ball Python lol.

[@pickle_rue314]

Villager news, RTX on.

[@JesterPinkman]

Then I woke up!

[@Stingman012]

It wasn't anaconda's fault. It was him to be drunk. Anaconda was like Yo you came to my property and you have chosen death.

[@user-fq7fo7ch7n]

Whenever a story starts with "my friends father in law" ...be suspicious of misinformation.

[@felixvictoriano7747]

The music is the real antagonist here😂

[@Alejandroluna12145]

I have a lot of giant snakes in my yard

[@yeaiamthegriddy]

bro knows everything

[@lwdrd]

I like how they have to put up fictional images of dragons and shit because irl anacondas look very goofy and adorable

[@pleasestfu4801]

Yeah they kinda look like scaly Pugs. Super derpy.