The best part of the St Lawrence story is that, up until a few years ago, his annual feast day was celebrated outside the St Lawrence church in Florence with a communal BARBECUE. -B
@joonapukarinen11532 жыл бұрын
This is such a Blue comment
@LotusHearted2 жыл бұрын
Hello Blue, good day to you, sir!
@shahidmiah1102 жыл бұрын
Yes
@chrisrose47032 жыл бұрын
isn't he also the patron saint of cooking or something
@itskindofemily2 жыл бұрын
Like how we in Australia have a Harold Holt swim centre. Holt went missing while swimming lmao
@no642562 жыл бұрын
Shout-outs to St. Lawrence. He gave two middle fingers to (what I assume to be) one of the most powerful men on earth during the time, donated all the churches riches to the poor, and had the fucking balls to shout out a joke as he was tortured to death. That man wasn't just given the title of a saint, *he fucking earned it*
@0v_x02 жыл бұрын
Patron saint of cooking and comedy. No, seriously.
@SymphonyZach2 жыл бұрын
@@0v_x0 what’s funny is that when I was in catholic school he was my saint for those two reasons. I was funny and I could cook so I chose him.
@eindalton26382 жыл бұрын
All martyrs earn it.
@bungiecrimes72472 жыл бұрын
Buddy he likes Fortnite. He ain't no saint.
@spoons76492 жыл бұрын
@@bungiecrimes7247 pov you get your facts on Wikipedia
@macportner65012 жыл бұрын
I'm still in love with the fact that Roald Dahl's last words were "ow fuck"
@hihi-rc8bl2 жыл бұрын
What's better is that his last words were supposed to some poetic beautiful whatever and then he was injected with morphine(?) to help him pass easier and THEN he said "ow, fuck" because of the injection and died I think his last words were: "You know, I'm not afraid to go, it's just that I will miss you all so much" although I may be thinking of someone else
@macportner65012 жыл бұрын
@@hihi-rc8bl that was definitely him
@abelq80082 жыл бұрын
U wot mate
@anarkxi2 жыл бұрын
thats funny as fuck but also just a lil sad that his last words werent that poetic thing or whatever
@seiyuokamihimura50822 жыл бұрын
Honestly probably going to be my last words. Lol.
@HoV3262 жыл бұрын
Ironically, that last guy who went, "I'm done on this side. Turn me over." would eventually become the patron saint of cooks. Nice to know the Vatican has a sense of humor.
@fiddygd83042 жыл бұрын
Yes, that was him! I think he also became the patron saint of humour as well.
@nyancatpoptart54412 жыл бұрын
Dear lord this is the worst Scam Bot I have seen in a while
@kommandantshad62682 жыл бұрын
@@nayla9353 Repent harlot
@CT-10352 жыл бұрын
@@nayla9353 HERETICAL DAEMONS WILL NOT LAST
@blizzard2508-k7n2 жыл бұрын
I know there's a thing about saints carrying the weapons they were killed with. I wonder if this is related to that.
@Nobody_Special3102 жыл бұрын
Huggbees is the filling machine of our hearts.
@DragonMan-tj3eg2 жыл бұрын
So he... Makes blood? Or like does he just put mayonnaise in there so its technically not murder but is actually makeing a sandwich
@beangobernador2 жыл бұрын
blooood
@Isanm2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean a rinsing machine?
@simonikonnikov2 жыл бұрын
And a rinsing machine of our... oh wait, not here
@redmist66302 жыл бұрын
he playing elden ring too? damn everyone is lol
@greggorytame66722 жыл бұрын
"Capping machines are cool" -last words of unidentified Florida man before being beaten to death
@beangobernador2 жыл бұрын
deserved
@Omnishredder2 жыл бұрын
On his gravestone "died proving there's no machine that's both a rinsing machine and filling machine at the same time" without realising a bath is both
@eugenekrabs1412 жыл бұрын
@@nayla9353 no one loves you spam bot
@Omnishredder2 жыл бұрын
@@nayla9353 *I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS*
@blizzard2508-k7n2 жыл бұрын
@@Omnishredder *SCREAMS IN EVANGELISM*
@sagoot2 жыл бұрын
"It looks like we're going to have to pressure Gyles until he cooperates with us" "Alright, how?" "I said we PRESSURE him"
@azurelectrium11002 жыл бұрын
This man is based af
@jackkane96792 ай бұрын
Sonic boom
@simonikonnikov2 жыл бұрын
He wears glasses to hide his tears while he is talking about the joke he missed
@ahedgehog92972 жыл бұрын
hehehehe tombstone
@eyeonsquatch2 жыл бұрын
It takes great strength owning up to your mistakes. I admire your bravery and courage to stand up and admit fault in front of billions of viewers. A man who lived in pursuit of personal growth, we'll write it on your tombstone.
@texp2p8412 жыл бұрын
“Tombstone”
@beangobernador2 жыл бұрын
“thump bone”
@caderidley23092 жыл бұрын
Like are you going to get extra pepperoni slices and spell it out on top of his tombstone pizza?
@robastergaming60742 жыл бұрын
@@thankyou3444 "tombstone"
@EdwinJanssen19912 жыл бұрын
WhAt AbOut Brucee JenneNifeRr
@knightofendor83842 жыл бұрын
It should be noted St. Lorence is a patron saint of cooking. Which is wonderfully ironic.
@DraconicDuelist2 жыл бұрын
And comedians IIRC.
@funnyname54222 жыл бұрын
let's appreciate the fact that his right earcup is just glued to his ear and not attached to his headphones
@VidGamer1232 жыл бұрын
Ah, green screen shenanigans.
@stickman32142 жыл бұрын
@@nayla9353 Real shit?!
@Ben-ed4wx2 жыл бұрын
Yes green screen glue is the best kind of glue
@Elijah15732 жыл бұрын
Was wondering if anyone else noticed LMAO
@TheCollector5002 жыл бұрын
I noticed soon as the vid started lol this guy is incredible
@dumpsterchild1312 жыл бұрын
“You wanna be a panini?!” Killed me
@afellowpotato7 ай бұрын
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
@Lozoot22 жыл бұрын
10:55 this is actually a common misconception. Historians discovered in the handmaid's diary that she had written his final words and they're similar in tone but the content is quite different. His true final words were "GET OUT OF MY CAR. YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL. THE ADMINISTRATION IS _RIGHT HERE_ , GET IN THERE. GET. OUT. OF. MY. CAR. *NOW* "
@Pentalaimon2 жыл бұрын
And she replied "Sir, you're not to yell at me."
@goose11142 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit that was good
@K_J_Coleman_Composer2 жыл бұрын
Straight up the best comment of my week
@Texasp122 жыл бұрын
My car?
@waterbears98742 жыл бұрын
I forgot about this meme lol
@festeringintelect47372 жыл бұрын
James Dean lived by the motto, " live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse." By the account I read, his last words were, "that guy has to stop. He's seen us," in reference to the driver of another car. A few seconds later, the two cars collided, Dean's moving at a high rate of speed. In the end, he lived fast and died young, but his corpse was kind of a mess.
@normalhuman98782 жыл бұрын
And his car may or may not have been cursed
@GregoryMom2 жыл бұрын
Then he became POTUS in an alternative universe
@Gloomdrake2 жыл бұрын
@@normalhuman9878 coursed to wander this mortal coil until it leaves a pretty corpse
@SysFan8084 ай бұрын
he died how he lived. *fast*
@High-Overlord-Pugula2 жыл бұрын
This isn't a joke. My father died in 2014, his last words were 100% fitting to his personality. He was in a hospital bed and said "Fuck this shit hole fucking place." I was proud to be his son in the moment.
@piperbarlow16729 ай бұрын
To go out with your character in tact is a blessing
@The-S-H3lf-Eater4 ай бұрын
based
@keipe00811 күн бұрын
reminds me of one of my friends who died a few months back. last words i ever heard from him were "fuck this shit"
@anzahanifathallah2 жыл бұрын
i'm pretty sure the "death row inmate allergic to peanuts eats PB&J" story was from a Cyanide & Happiness comic.
@TheOneWhoSucks3882 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure I've seen a clip of it happening in one of those goofy, overblown NCIS/CSI-type crime shows, too.
@ajLIVE_2 жыл бұрын
:1
@nammajeff382 жыл бұрын
Yes it is!
@Kumquat_Lord2 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of Richard Feynman: "I'd hate to die twice, it's so boring"
@LeeryMuscrat2 жыл бұрын
@@nayla9353 these will be my last words
@nathanaelashnonmusic26152 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he talking about the Christian scripture? You're born once you die twice, you're born twice you die once?
@gustavolopes5094 Жыл бұрын
Offensive to Sekiro.
@kie9502 жыл бұрын
The PB&J story is backed up by the Cyanide and Happiness web comics, known for portraying absolutely true stories and events.
@thepanman62532 жыл бұрын
Huggbees is so powerful that he can keep his earphones from falling off his head just by being funny
@thenerdwonder53272 жыл бұрын
My favorite last words come from Osamu Tezuka. Tezuka is known as the godfather of manga and created hundreads of different series that are still loved to this day. He made comics even when in the hospital on his death bed. His nurse took his pen away, wanting him to rest, wich he responded with "Give that back. Im not finished" and then passed away My new second favorite will now be Freddy Murcury saying Peepee
@KingKayro87 Жыл бұрын
The pen was keeping him alive.
@novameowww10 ай бұрын
he was also one of the very first furries. absolute respect for this man
@jfox22822 жыл бұрын
I met Huggbees at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Huggbees shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big How It's Actually Made fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Huggbees was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Frankfurt, to Shanghai, to the snorkeling in Boracay, Huggbees and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
@kamaxaxd2 жыл бұрын
This isn't wattpad my dude
@cheafmin13992 жыл бұрын
Who replaced the KZbin comment section with wattpad?
@YurinanAcquiline2 жыл бұрын
This had me on the floor laughing as in...I am on the floor. Why did I finf this so funny? 😅
@Kertierain2 жыл бұрын
@@YurinanAcquiline because it’s a stupid fanfic
@fresanegra772 жыл бұрын
@@cheafmin1399 since gachaheat youtubers?
@viscountrainbows64522 жыл бұрын
Giles Corey: More weight The executioner: *cranks up the death metal*
@paddy_1182 жыл бұрын
His headset is greenscreening and it looks like a floating earphone lol
@Sapphire_M1002 жыл бұрын
Found it! 😂 Was about to comment that
@paddy_1182 жыл бұрын
@@Sapphire_M100 mate I spotted it straight away lmao
@meowingtonvonmeow88682 жыл бұрын
Be neat if at this point this series gets morphed into a series of weird and wacky things that happened in history
@Beardwhip2 жыл бұрын
Check out Qxir's 'last moments' series. Similarly snarky humor, similar content. Just more Irish.
@ajLIVE_2 жыл бұрын
yep
@j2simpso2 жыл бұрын
Alexander Graham Bell’s last words in his death bed with his deaf wife was actually tap, tap, tap. Needless to say he had the best last words of anyone on their death bed
@blackoutlol28572 жыл бұрын
I like how insanely quickly he goes from laughing about how everyone did research for him to talking about how no one researched 😂.
@K_J_Coleman_Composer2 жыл бұрын
A man who would rather die and give all he has to others than to submit and give up. Now that's badass.
@victoriarenzi58182 жыл бұрын
If you wanna cover a badass dude who said "no" to the face of death, look up wenceslao miguel. To avoid too many spoilers, he not only survived a firing squad, but also a point blank bullet to the head. He also has a cool song about him!
@masterminer23382 жыл бұрын
"I am a fraud. I am a fake. I'm not worthy of your viewership." Welp, time to go fullscreen.
@rnglillian80812 жыл бұрын
Actually, Alexander Graham Bell wasn't the first to invent the telephone, just the first to patent it. An Italian inventor made one 5 years before but was too poor to patent or go anywhere with it. And he only narrowly got his patent application into the patent office before another man who was also fileing the exact same day
@ajLIVE_2 жыл бұрын
Sad
@onlykflow5 ай бұрын
elisha grey I think
@Decibel_DJing2 жыл бұрын
Very moving intro, shows great character growth.
@nayla93532 жыл бұрын
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@blizzard2508-k7n2 жыл бұрын
@@nayla9353 and these characters are grown.
@minnim5062 жыл бұрын
theres this greek guy named Chrysippus who died of laughter. After finding out his donkey ate some figs he said (maybe out of shock of the situation because figs were imported and expensive) to his pupils “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with” and he laughed so hard he fucking died
@y.t.d.79122 жыл бұрын
9:24 She was executed by 3 Dutch NAZI Officers He censored it so I put it here so people know what he was saying, Because censorship is annoying
@jonboy95322 жыл бұрын
"This is some dogshit weed." one of the best last words i've ever heard
@janahaynes15782 жыл бұрын
After that insult of a first 4 minutes, I now want you to research the story of the bear that ate 15 million dollars worth of cocaine.
@hihi-rc8bl2 жыл бұрын
I'm... sorry? what the fuck?
@hihi-rc8bl2 жыл бұрын
Gonna need more context than that
@volibear19312 жыл бұрын
This one is real. Pablo Escobear
@rffrice Жыл бұрын
They’re making a movie about it
@geogoblin1342 Жыл бұрын
@@rffrice they did
@JC_Stone2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for including Freddie Mercury’s last words of “Pee Pee.”
@The_Nonchalant_Shallot2 жыл бұрын
I remember being on death row. My last meal was a nice lime flavored jell-o made from the elixir of eternal life. Still can't believe they gave me strawberry. Those fucking monsters.
@GregoryMom2 жыл бұрын
Strawberries are better than limes.
@The_Nonchalant_Shallot2 жыл бұрын
@@GregoryMom You monster!
@Bixen_Bings2 жыл бұрын
@@The_Nonchalant_Shallot honestly, fuck limes they taste like 9/11
@pighater11112 жыл бұрын
@@The_Nonchalant_Shallot you're the monster for hating strawberry flavor
@flyguydev20082 жыл бұрын
How did you live?
@SirFloofy0012 жыл бұрын
6:00 i actually know the whole story of this guy. The reason he refused to plead guilty or not guilty wasn't to stall the trial, he knew as soon as he was arrested that he was going to die, but he had children at home and a large plot of land for farming. The way the law worked in this area at this time, if you were found guilty of witchcraft the local government took your property aka your children would not be allowed to inherit it. So by refusing to plead and getting pressed to death he avoided the trial and so was never officially sentenced and the government was not able to seize his property from his children. Edit, oh you talked about this... welp....
@abelq80082 жыл бұрын
Still worth repeating. What an absolute unit of a man.
@ABW9412 жыл бұрын
The last words of the german(Bavarian) Robber Mathias Kneißl, after he was told that his appeal for clemency was denied and he would be executed, which happened on a monday: "The week starts off great!" (ger.: Die Woche fängt ja gut an.) His last meal consisted of six glasses of beer.
@KairuHakubi2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of how Einstein's last words were in Deutsch and his caretaker didn't speak that so nobody knows what he said
@PChamileon972 жыл бұрын
i’m a huge, and HUGE Queen fan. And i only have something to say. I would not be surprised if Freddie’s last words were indeed that.
@Wtfzipcode2 жыл бұрын
im glad you mentioned Giles in this video. if i knew you read comments, i would have said "more weight" on the last one of these. i discovered your channel through the fake how its made stuff, which is rad, but you're good at this kind of video and as someone who likes true crime / mystery etc channels, im glad to count you among them
@gerryjweathersthethird52842 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why, but I heard the opening line as: “I’m a frog.”
@Terminally_Radical2 жыл бұрын
imagine being his neighbor and never hearing the letter f again without flinching after moving out
@spectrum_72572 жыл бұрын
my last words will be "before we continue with my death, i'd like to thank our sponsor, raid shadow legends"
@tituslafrombois11642 жыл бұрын
As soon as I noticed how the metal band of your headphones reflects the green-screen and disappears at certain angles, I can't look away. It looks like your right headphone is holding itself in place simply because it fears what you will do if it doesn't. Couldn't pay attention to the video after that. 10/10 amazing content.
@OnigiriKewn2 жыл бұрын
In Madrid, Spain, there's the Monastery of San Lorenzo del Escorial (Saint Lawrence in spanish). If you look at this building from the top, it is said to roughly have the shape of a grill. So even architects shared that morbid humour back in the day
@TheActualAnthonino2 жыл бұрын
Props to Huggbees for learning a single ASL sign for a joke. Also thank you for showing me how fucking ridiculous the sign "no" looks in a farewell scenario.
@ShinyPM2 жыл бұрын
With your sense of humor, I think you'll like this one. A man named Yoshie Shiratori managed to break out of the Abashiri Prison... Using a bowl of soup. He was the only man to ever break out of that prison. He also had three other very fun and uniquely creative prison escapes
@benjaminmoseley32015 күн бұрын
How did he do this?
@you2angel12 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Tombstone story my dad spent his entire career in law enforcement including with the armed services as a Cid detective an M.P. and M.P. Instructor. He lives in Wyoming too, he will very much appreciate this story, military people usually do °~•.☆.•~°
@thelazygamer21952 жыл бұрын
Freddy Mercury’s last words being “pee pee” sounds like the kind of thing a redditor would make up at 3 AM while smearing their keyboard with Cheetos dust.
@papaspoon15502 жыл бұрын
Likely
@Jessie_08442 жыл бұрын
11:58 Ngl oscar do be looking good
@thejudge36582 жыл бұрын
*Dude in Skyrim* Last words: "I haven't got all morning." Last meal: a feckin axe
@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty2 жыл бұрын
You let an obvious joke go by and so you made another video to mention it. That is amazing.
@nayla93532 жыл бұрын
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@JoshuaAndres2 жыл бұрын
12:50 probably the case, Graham Bell really hated deaf people
@jkillyleagh9532 жыл бұрын
Funniest part about General Sedgwick's last words is apparently he was cut off mid sentence, specifically dying on "this dist-"
@bagman123ABC2 жыл бұрын
i shall accept this apology but no more of this cheeky tomfoolery you hear!?! edit:i checked freddie's last words and there are two of them "thank you" and "pee,pee!"before the sound of his bones breaking happend and he screamed in agony
@seiyuokamihimura50822 жыл бұрын
Well that would suck.
@bagman123ABC2 жыл бұрын
@@seiyuokamihimura5082 that would suck people thinking you said pee pee before supposedly having a painful death
@toastyboy51472 жыл бұрын
I remember reading the crucible and reading for giles. This made me realize how badass i was reading that
@nayla93532 жыл бұрын
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@toastyboy51472 жыл бұрын
Did not know that
@kch1303 Жыл бұрын
Hatuey's were pretty good. He was a native taino chieftain in the Caribbean before the Spanish came. He died in Cuba, apprehended by the Spanish and a priest came to talk to him about converting to Christianity before he was burnt at the stake. Hatuey asked the priest if the Spanish who had killed, raped and burnt down his people were going to heaven, to which the priest said yes. Hatuey's rebuttal is roughly translated to: "If the Spanish are going to Heaven, I'd rather burn in Hell forever." Then he was burnt at the stake. Lowkey badass.
@2-Way_Intersection2 жыл бұрын
i just wanna point out how due to the greenscreen it looks like the left part of his headphones just looks like it's attached to the side of his head being held up by nothing
@caiocbcn2 жыл бұрын
Never forget the last words from the Roman emperor Vespasian. In his death bed, afflicted by disease, he ordered a servant to help him to get up, saying that a emperor should die in it's feet, but as soon as he took two steps he let out a horrible stream of diarrhea, leading him to say "Dammit, i think i'm becoming a God", to which he died.
@some_guy1172 жыл бұрын
10:19 I remember being in a porta potty where i live and there was a joke written “What do you call 2 mexicans in a shoe box” “A pair of loafers” I laughed so hard I couldn’t poop properly. I know it’s wrong but whoever wrote that made the joke just right
@MrScraftineer Жыл бұрын
Hugbees and The Professor have made me care more about history than any of my history teachers ever could
@monetary_episode4942 жыл бұрын
9:02 you got me there, that caught me off guard
@c.d.w.39442 жыл бұрын
I straight up just assumed that you were making the tombstone joke by referencing it in the first place, and were just letting us feel smart and making the connection subtly
@goodpie27722 жыл бұрын
So glad you brought up Giles Corey. Absolute fucking legend.
@Avriel_Mimiga2 жыл бұрын
Freddie's long-time assistant Peter Freestone shared that the last words Freddie ever said to him were: “Thank you.”
@lemonlord23382 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Huggbees’ headphones look like they’re floating
@0v_x02 жыл бұрын
Lol nice subtle use of green tape.
@ProjectFlashlight6122 жыл бұрын
"Never get off the bus. Absolutely Goddamned right." - Buddy Holly, February 1959, one second before the plane crash.
@nickstein31292 жыл бұрын
...that means if I'm convicted to death row, I could be the first man to eat a Bible
@mathieufredrickson2 жыл бұрын
Dylan Thomas’s last words were “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys…I think that’s the record.”
@Knuck1e5 Жыл бұрын
The fact that the old Cyanide & Happiness comic about the inmate eating the Peanut Butter sandwich as his last meal and dieing is now seen as true is hilarious to me
@Daile03032 жыл бұрын
“I ought to have been, among other things, a good poet” - Thomas Lovell Beddoes
@firewolfsavage56992 жыл бұрын
What about Richard Richardson who asked for a rinsing machine as his last meal but got a filling machine instead
@Attackofthehank Жыл бұрын
Freddie Mercury whispering “pee peeeeee…” with his final breath is so funny to me
@ryanmaclean17202 жыл бұрын
Here’s an extra one for you: Charles Guiteau was executed for assassinating president Garfield, his final words were a song he wrote that morning and sung in a high falsetto as it was meant to be sung from the point of view from a child... right after throwing a fit that the orchestra he asked for to go along with it was a no show
@bootheghostrox2 жыл бұрын
Andrew's lips match his shirt color
@woooooooooooooooooooooooo2 жыл бұрын
Theory: His shirt is made from his lips
@nayla93532 жыл бұрын
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@Patmccalk2 жыл бұрын
“Outdone by a single man on his death-grill”
@sleepingkat57032 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. "I shoot better!" (Bang!) Slowly get worse was my favorite part of the video
@maggyahern81282 жыл бұрын
the church made that last man the patron saint of grilling for real
@briantomcollins Жыл бұрын
Fun fact... if you find Guiles grave, who was crushed for witchcraft, his headstone now has the end of a stone wall built over a portion. Even in death he's being crushed by stones....
@itskindofemily2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad we could bond over acid reflux lmfao
@TheOnlyGamerX2 жыл бұрын
Here's a historical fact, it was popular for Romans to simply name their children numbers. So having a son named Sextus literally just meant 6, like if his dad had 5 kids before him. So without googling it, you can bet some money that pop Sixtus was a sixth child.
@SlamifiedBuddafied2 жыл бұрын
Ah, well, if he's off to play Elden Ring then we're not getting an upload for a couple months.
@Exlipsed2 жыл бұрын
I spent so long thinking his headphones were broken and just defying gravity
@k-marketmuotiala48012 жыл бұрын
Huggbees really is like a rinsing machine to my brain.
@GUNNFORRESTER Жыл бұрын
I've always thought Aleister Crowley's last words were the perfect last words, "Sometimes I hate myself"
@Whienzarth2 жыл бұрын
as a huge fan of fighting games I appreciate every FGC referenced you made
@TheRealBigYang2 жыл бұрын
Filling machines are just rinsing machines that forget to pull out
@codymoon90002 жыл бұрын
"man I love Argentina" some Austrian painter with a funny mustache, circa 1956
@lottji2 жыл бұрын
2:48 every time I click on a vid by Andrew I always notice how he talks like a douchebag lawyer. The more he thinks he’s right the louder he speaks, until he’s shouting into the mic but doesn’t even notice it 😂
@sennakain68992 жыл бұрын
Just gotta say, you have a hilarious sense of humor. You're videos always put me in a good mood, thank you ^^
@reaper2k2002 жыл бұрын
id like to imagine while hes talking about the whole matrix general thing when he says that he flies off theres just a little bar at the bottom saying "General John Sedgwick has turned on creative mode"
@August-was-small Жыл бұрын
7:23 if I don’t go out like this I’m not going at all
@Nobutehuhh2 жыл бұрын
Andrew should whip his sunglasses off and stare into the camera one of these days, just to strike fear into the viewer’s hearts.
@nuclear_bomb_has_returned Жыл бұрын
Especially if it was on a live stream and he did it for like a minute straight
@ragtagmeme9122 жыл бұрын
I didn't think you would get the tombstone joke, but I'm glad you surpass my expectations
@birisuandrei1551 Жыл бұрын
If a guy eats a whole 1kg bible as a last meal, I'd legit let him go.
@JasonasaurausRex2 жыл бұрын
We had a local guy, years ago, I don't know his last words. But it was reported in the news that he offered to help them find his vein, for the lethal injection.
@EnigPartyhaus2 жыл бұрын
That's cool and all but can we talk about his left headphone's magic ability to just hold itself to his head without anything attaching it to the rest
@davohsaurus2 жыл бұрын
So anyone else notice how the headset is green screened but his hair is fine?
@Katakarii2 жыл бұрын
9:49 huggbees knows how to speak british?
@Danjor3692 жыл бұрын
Are you asking that because he said “I speak British” in the horse choking voice?
@mothgirl0512 Жыл бұрын
@@Danjor369 its because the horse choking voice is british