Bizarre Last Words

[@dasamont8274]

Can't believe you didn't mention Henrik Ibsen's last words. He was laying sick in bed and a visitor came in and asked the nurse about his health, she assured them that he was feeling better, to which he responded "On the contrary!" and promptly died

[@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494]

Man died to prove someone wrong

[@ahabsbane]

That's fuggin legendary!

[@excitedmilk6046]

Nurse: oh yeah he's doing fine Henrik: actually *dies*

[@Glory2Snowstar]

A comeback imbued with such immense power that the messenger could not mortally sustain it.

[@sadistfurret4205]

How to just fucking prove someone wrong

[@Muskoxing]

"Pistol Pete" Maravich also famously said in an interview in 1974: “I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40.” He then proceeded to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40.

[@justpassingby298]

He skipped a step and still reached the same result. Very inspirational

[@Muskoxing]

@@justpassingby298 Oh, I forgot, he did actually have a 10-year NBA career.

[@justpassingby298]

@@Muskoxing inspiration gone, he didn't skip any steps.

[@the13throse]

Well he said he didn't want to, not that he wasn't going to

[@technospyform1578]

Weird flex but ok

[@PrettyPinkPersephone]

It’s worth noting French was said to be maniacally laughing at his own joke as he was electrocuted. So, real supervillain energy there

[@traskforge]

are we sure he's not still around?

[@starbournehero771]

Honestly... I would too

[@LeeTheSecond]

@@JohnDoe-on8gl But did they fry French alive? Yes.

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

@@LeeTheSecond lol

[@GrandMasterTank]

@@starbournehero771 yeah honestly same

[@aecae.]

Another one from Ancient Rome is Emperor Vespasian, whose last words were "Dear me, I think I'm becoming a god", right before shitting himself to death

[@bradleylewis3438]

God of dysentery

[@regularundead]

I don't know why, but I find it hilarious that he also was the inventor of public bathrooms.

[@HungerGamesFan00]

well, on one hand, he probably meant 'i aint got too much longer bud' but poetically, given that it was common for emperors to be deified after death. on the other hand, it's so much funnier to think of this all-powerful guy going 'ohhh that half-pound of that delicious cheese is really fuckin me up... no regrets tho' and immediately pulling an elvis

[@SimulatedDumplings]

I hope this is true.

[@liquidhydration]

I read this in tf2 engineers voice

[@gayusschwulius8490]

My grandfather's last words were: "One day you are gonna kill me with your bullshit, Elizabeth!" towards my grandmother's nagging while we were having New Year's dinner together. He then went to the toilet where he suffered a fatal stroke. Bit sad, but also quite funny in retrospect.

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

his own bullshit killed him

[@katlicks]

I have hurt my head from rage, and I have hurt my head using the bathroom. Rageshitting being fatal is terrifying.

[@3liasBlue]

D:

[@sirpentiousproductions4091]

Holy shit

[@旭球]

This is pretty legendary stuff

[@FanOfMostEverything]

"A woman who can fart is not dead." Well, someone didn't know about relaxing sphincters...

[@grecco_buckliano]

Relaxing Sphincters was a hard working man. He ran the Septic Sucking Service truck for the tiny town of Bung.

[@redbarron90]

@@grecco_buckliano Relaxing Sphincters sounds like a pretty rad Ska band name!

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

@@grecco_buckliano I love you

[@frankm.2850]

Relaxing Sphincters sounds like a particularly shitty soft rock band.

[@FanOfMostEverything]

@@frankm.2850 Well, if it's a hard rock band, then the lead guitarist need more fiber in his diet.

[@SomeDumbKid1]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance" -Last words of Gen. John Sedgwick before being shot in the face, 1864

[@general_villagerture9818]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

[@Joe-kp5yr]

John forgot that he isn't an elephant

[@kajetantatara2327]

General Sedgewick later discovered that they could, in fact, hit an elephant at this distance.

[@Malkontent1003]

"Well, John. You're not an elephant, they have a rifle, and you've got a funeral to attend."

[@ladybug_56]

😮

[@WellWoopdidoo]

The best one from the Salem Witch Trials is Giles Corey, who was being “pressed” as a form of torture to force him to plea one way or the other. He refused to enter a plea because if he was tried and declared guilty his lands would be forfeit and his children would get no inheritance. He was slowly crushed under heavy boulders for nearly three whole days, during which he was asked three times what his plea was. All he replied was “More weight.”

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Fellow man of culture 🥂

[@gribberoni]

Another one from the Academy.

[@thatoneguy1820]

The grind much continue

[@josepholberding2776]

Giles corey was a chad

[@XSniper74184]

@@gribberoni hey kids!

[@Rixoli]

I think one of my favorites was Voltaire, French philosopher historian and author. When on his deathbed a priest urged him to renounce Satan, Voltaire looked up at him and went "Now now, this is not the time to be making enemies"

[@FreyOdyssey]

Chad moment

[@BruddhaGromby]

Truee

[@notblocked]

I have learned that this is probably not true

[@notblocked]

But sounds badass

[@leoribic1691]

I think he even said "..to be making *new* enemies," meaning that he and Satan are bros

[@Zapizard]

the fact that roahl dahl’s last words were “OW FUCK” killed me

[@royalblanket]

Killed him too

[@steelingcable6350]

Lul

[@user-yb3bq5yk9n]

It killed him too

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes.

[@Terminated_Account]

What were your last words before it killed you

[@Huggbees]

Love these comments, there's definitely a lot of good ones I missed. Probably gonna do a followup video on both this and last meals in the future.

[@JudgeNicodemus]

Thanks chief.

[@FutureCommentator]

Craziest prison sentences, maybe? I request the man with the longest one; Paul Geidel Jr. served from 1911-1980.

[@IRLTheGreatZarquon]

>Probably gonna do a follow-up video Ah, I see you already have one recorded.

[@ultraman388]

Have fun

[@mmyr8ado.360]

You have bots impersonating you now, you're in the big leagues

[@JSkiwipie]

My impression of the early 20th century is that it was 60% horrible wars and 40% food based puns. Overall not a bad mix to have

[@anbthree786]

Wonder what our generation will have

[@Jester4460]

@@anbthree786 60 percent war 40 percent memes

[@Doktor_Lutscher]

Horrible? Try Great

[@rainman8534]

@@Doktor_Lutscher Yeah WW2 was genuinely pretty fucking neat

[@squillz8310]

Goated comment

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

I remember seeing an infographic that showed many president’s last words. There was Reagan, Teddy, all of them. Some of them were sweet, like “could you get me a glass of water, dear?”. Some were sad, like “I’m feeling unwell”. And THEN THEY HIT ME WITH Richard Nixon: “Help.” I’ve never been the same since.

[@sirosagaming8228]

Bots? For Huggbees? Christ, that's pathetic.

[@jessecompton7028]

Why am I laughing at this though?

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

@@jessecompton7028 I mean I’ve been laughing about it for the past year

[@Joshuathegreen]

Milliard Fillmore said Good Soup

[@genderfr3ak]

Nixon took a fat L

[@EddVCR]

Mel Blanc’s last words were, “I love you, Noel!” said in the voice of Yosemite Sam (Noel is his son who was at his bedside.) Mel Blanc voiced Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Tweety, Sylvester, Pepé Le Pew, Tasmanian Devil, Foghorn Leghorn, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian, and many more characters.

[@hadinasrallah8928]

thats adorable i love mel. he always had great things to say about every director at wb

[@andrepalomaro353]

Crying

[@mysticalmind5115]

aww :(

[@BalroomBlitz715]

“That’s all, folks”

[@everynametaken]

@@BalroomBlitz715 Wasn't that put on his gravestone?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Lytton Strachey's last words were very succinct and to the point: "If this is dying, then I don't think much of it" I mean, who does?

[@generalrubbish9513]

"Dying sucks, I want a refund"

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

"You call this dying?"

[@thunderspark1536]

"Damn, I don't even get a pyramid made in my honour."

[@easybakec0ven]

"They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-" - Union General John Sedgwick, right before his face promptly caught a slug from an enemy sniper

[@Eternal1nstant]

@Huggbees• Great way to get arrested for impersonation and scams.

[@rockhistoria2537]

This is something straight out of a TF2 shitpost

[@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing]

My great grandmother died last April. According to her home nurse, her last words were “Well, I’m going to go now.” I don’t know of that was true but if it was that kind of haunts me.

[@edgusmus7882]

Legend says her spirit can be seen in a chair, which she then gets out of and says "ight imma head out" it is also said she looks rather yellow and square

[@-..l]

@@edgusmus7882 LMAO

[@alexhiser4073]

She really said "I'm going to go now" like she was ending a phone call or somethin'

[@gwyneth8306]

these replies are kinda disrespectful but this is too funny to me lmao

[@oshahott2532]

Me, awkwardly trying to leave a party 🤝 your grandma "Well, I'm going to go now."

[@superdude899]

In the wise last words of Ulysses Grant, *"W A T E R"*

[@pawprint1]

Holy shit that is life changing to hear someone please make posters of it.

[@fduranthesee]

H20

[@sirpixel7945]

Hey look, even on your death bed you still need to be hydrated

[@Pengal25]

He died of throat cancer

[@BalroomBlitz715]

Dihydrogen monoxide

[@renerpho]

Some of my favourite last words are those of Thomas de Mahy, who was executed during the French Revolution. When he was shown his death warrant, he said: "I see that you have made three spelling mistakes."

[@Annexialol]

*MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE, I WIN*

[@bayek8377]

"*you're"

[@bananaonion8617]

@@bayek8377 yrou’e*

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

*rou'ye

[@sarafontanini7051]

they executed him because they hated that he was right

[@Cyberianostrogg]

Japanese inmates are never told their execution date. One guy was promptly taken to death row and they are allowed to say one last thing, usually something like 'long live the emperor' or something like that. This one convict's last words were 'i thought we were going to take a bath'

[@Cheshire_Rose]

At least give the man his bath first

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

forget about last meals, make last baths real.

[@lucabalsasalsa]

Having your last words being “OWWWW FUCK” is iconic

[@JustPineapple]

Especially after such an emotional and wholesome speech

[@Maxisamo1]

​@@JustPineappleMust have been an amazing eulogy story that can make people close to him laugh and cry simultaneously

[@Jermungus115]

No matter how dark my days become I always look on to my grandfather's last words "is that a moose?".

[@Ethan_is_me]

That was so unexpected 😂 hope he went peacefully

[@TemmiePlays]

@@Ethan_is_me go on peacefully, into the gentl *MOOS*

[@GarbageManPeck]

Context? Like was he looking at something?

[@dumblenutz5561]

Was he canadian I feel like moose mangling would be a fitting end

[@Annexialol]

@@GarbageManPeck My guess is he found out how aggressive moose truly are...

[@chibioptimusprime3353]

"I didnt get spaghetti o's i got spaghetti, i want the press to know this" is one of the pettiest thing ive read

[@OfficialCharles]

*Based.

[@Yoyoitsyoji]

I still unironically think the Spaghettios incident is super fucked up- like, regardless of how you feel on the death penalty, the least you could do before you kill a man is get his goddamn order right

[@beginnerletsplayer3486]

Where was he McDonald's

[@Horrifyingabomination]

@@beginnerletsplayer3486 Wrong KFC

[@Yoyoitsyoji]

@@astronautindisguise idk have you met old ladies? They can be bitches

[@xTetraMuffinsx]

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

[@isaacfoster1377]

@@Yoyoitsyoji next time anyone strangles you to death for being annoying remember this comment.

[@destroidhak2556]

"look, I'll show you, its not loaded" are last words that speak for themselves

[@jolehanson]

Exactly

[@billyyank2198]

I'm proud to say that Huggbees has been kind enough to interview me on his next video. It's not true, but I'm proud to say it.

[@undertall]

Maybe if we comment on this enough, we can get you an interview. For what reason, you may ask? I don't know. Seems fun.

[@hxrnvndxz187]

get this man an interview

[@noiseinsidemyear]

get billyyank they interview

[@Emouse2is]

Maybe you will or not

[@rjanyday5668]

Aye for this

[@ppmv4285]

Just to clarify, Roald Dahl wrote the stories the movies are based upon for anyone who might not know or might be confused. Additional knowledge is that he was very bitter towards the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie (he didn't live long enough to see the remake), so his last words make sense to me personally, having read some of his novels and knowing how bitter he could be.

[@lairdcummings9092]

Dahl was more than a bit whack. The filthy joke early in Willy Wonka actually slipped past the movie censors.

[@jakeshepherd7046]

The only movie based on his books I remember him liking was the original animated movie of the BFG

[@Mister_Brown]

@@lairdcummings9092 are you talking about the "i know a worse one" to the "spitting is a filthy habit" because he's talking about chewing gum

[@lairdcummings9092]

@@Mister_Brown actually, it's the Snozzberries comment. He and some of his friends used 'snozzberry' as an euphemism for 'Penis.' When he said of the flavored wallpaper "...the snozzberries taste like snozzberries," he was saying that the wallpaper had spots that tasted like dick.

[@cuddleslikespie]

@@lairdcummings9092 And he let the kids lick his snozzberries...

[@andreaslistov-saabye1195]

I like to believe the reflection of the screen on his sunglasses are actually his eyes and this gives me endless joy

[@Jakey4000]

He's been sitting too close to those damn screens!

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

ME TOO!! Glad to know I’m not alone.

[@arcsomniac]

You have now imparted that visceral joy to my brain as well. Thank you, and I mean that.

[@williamsn411]

Thought I was the only one who thought the reflections on his glasses looked like actual eyes.

[@microTrash28]

Glad I’m not the only one.

[@mrschizo2837]

Last words of my uncle before he kicked the bucket: "hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" The answer? Far enough to hit a bear.

[@abbycollins]

Ooooooof

[@tiny_teen7421]

Him kicking the bucket was caused by him kicking a bucket

[@emeraldhillzone1992]

The scene must have been grizzly.

[@capacitatedflux]

"And yet Jefferson lives." Might be my favorite petty last words. Similar to the tag incident, really. Founding Fathers John Adams and Thomas Jefferson had a great animosity during their terms in office over each other's policies and mindset. The rift eventually healed and they became friends again, but Adams, on his deathbed, said "And yet Jefferson lives." Unknown to Adams, though, Jefferson had died 5 hours earlier.

[@Enter54623]

Didn’t they both die on July 4th too?

[@capacitatedflux]

@@Enter54623 yep. It's such a bizarre coincidence on top of the quote that it almost seems impossible.

[@yeahmike3847]

🇺🇲🇺🇲MURICA BABY🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@elc1960]

So Adams gets to the afterlife and looks around and says "Tom, what're you doing here?"

[@capacitatedflux]

@@elc1960 "dammit, he beat me here!"

[@fallout3fan623]

I can't believe you didn't use Oscar Wilde's last words. "Either these curtains go or I do!"

[@theducksarecoming]

he went

[@jpgsouza2001]

Guess the curtains stayed.

[@sirpixel7945]

Curtains > Oscar Wilde

[@WoodsAreBeautiful]

As it turned out....he went

[@jam-the-hologram]

It’s actually “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.” He was staying at L'Hotel in Paris and the same wallpaper is still there.

[@HoV326]

I remember there was one in the 1800's or something where some politician was dying and his last words were along the lines of, "At least Thomas Jefferson is still alive." He didn't know that Thomas Jefferson had already died hours earlier

[@starsandgalaxies1526]

John adams

[@HoV326]

@@starsandgalaxies1526 yeah, that's his name. Thank you

[@starsandgalaxies1526]

@@HoV326 you're welcome

[@MiniBDog]

Sounds like he knew something

[@ussliberty109]

John Adams' last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives." Because John Adams and Thomas Jefferson hated eachother.

[@joshuascholar3220]

"Can you imagine if you were a plumber and your last word was 'plumber?'" Since most Pokemon only ever say their own species name, that's gonna be all of their last words. Mudkip's last word was "mudkip!"

[@kumi6797]

@Review TechUSA• no

[@johnr797]

"Goldeen goldeen goldeen goldeen gold- OW FUCK"

[@mrraven7445]

Please please please look up the pokemon Guzzlord Anime and let me know how that goes

[@emeraldhillzone1992]

"Honey, we have to put down Bubbles" "Vaporeon" 「The veterinarian holds down the critter」 "Hold still, girl." "Vapor- _OW, FUCK!_" And then Bubbles left her mortal body.

[@blumpy18]

James French had a pretty interesting story regarding how he actually GOT in death row. He killed someone and begged to be killed, but the judge refused. So to get on death row, he strangled his cellmate to death. He was then put on death row.

[@holybamboozler]

Man desperately sacrificed his life and 2 other lives for that French Fries joke. Now that's true commitment

[@manatipowa]

The resistance fighter Hannie Schaft screamed at her executioners in the firing line "Ik schiet beter" which translates to "I shoot better" done after the first shot of the line missed. She then got shot.

[@AgentOracle]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" is still my personal favorite.

[@sunname6252]

I'm surprised he touched on the Salem Witch trials without mentioning Giles Corey. During the trials he was sandwiched under a board and they piled rocks onto it. His only words "More Weight"

[@nuclearbomb9483]

Felliw Sam o'nella academy alumni

[@Nobert594]

@@nuclearbomb9483 are we alumni because he stopped uploading lol

[@sherwingonsalves8821]

@@Nobert594 no we are on vacation until further notice

[@9u9net]

me talking to my bbl baddie

[@therealsapdad1942]

Don't worry he mentions that in his next video

[@LaughterCigar]

You forgot Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa, who is claimed to have said "don't let me die like this, tell the people I said something". I think if true those must be the best last words ever. As a historic figure he felt the pressure of having to say something clever, badass or inspiring as his last words but when the moment came he was too busy fucking dying and couldn't come up with anything, so in desperation he asked his men with his last breath to make something up.

[@johnr797]

They had ONE job

[@vaiyt]

Most important people's last words were made up after the fact

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

​@@johnr797they were mexicans, probably just smoked a pound of tamarind and forgot what his quote meant

[@jam-the-hologram]

Oscar Wilde’s last words where “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.” He was staying at L'Hotel in Paris (due to tragic circumstances of the past) and the exact same wallpaper is still there.

[@EddieM1994]

Saint Lawrence was executed in 258 by being roasted over a fire. His last words were "turn me over, I'm done on this side." He is now the patron saint of cooks. And my favourite ever person.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Cooks and comedians

[@rager-69]

I would've been more impressed if Nostradomus had predicted his death the next day through a cryptic quatrain.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Likely, he did .I mean, the man was so f**king obscure with his meanings and easy to read into...

[@toreole]

„Damn that ass can fart“ >dies

[@propanecanister2711]

My buddy's grandma died a couple weeks ago. Her last words were "whiskey sour", she had never drank once in her life. They spent like 2 hours trying to get a fucking whiskey sour for her, not knowing she died like 20 minutes after she said it.

[@Providence83]

That's some real "but grams, you're not a drinker?" "It's not for me" badass energy.

[@garyfrancis6193]

Had never drunk

[@ginger-snapohlsson5063]

My favorite last words was from Roman Emperor Vespasian. Who said "Vae, puto deus fio" or roughly translated to "I think I'm becoming a god". Then proply shit himself to death cause of severe diarrhea.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

By that stage, they were all basically made gods after death. So all he was really saying was "yep I think I'm done for"

[@Annexialol]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Nah bro he became the god of shit

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

Apotheosis via diarrhoea

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

He tagged his brother and said “last tag” as his final words. I can only imagine what his brothers last words to his sibling were.

[@sirapple589]

I assume it was either exceptionally sweet/bittersweet, “yeah, it is” or exceptionally vulgar, “You shitsniffing fuckheaded thundercunt”. Knowing brothers, likely a mixture of the two.

[@abbycollins]

“fuck you”, I think is the most likely answer

[@johnr797]

"Hold on, brother. Hey honey, grab me that extra pillow."

[@OtherMomo]

hope i can go out on the absolutely perfect comedic timimg of "OW, FUCK!"

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Honey, "oh shit" or "oh fuck" are probably the most common black box recorded last words from plane crashes. At least aim for some originality along the lines of "purple monkey dishwasher"

[@OtherMomo]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 well there's the rest of the preamble before the ow fuck followed by the sequence of events as described....is what I'm referencing

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@OtherMomo I see. You're going for a real character arc, then. I like it.

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 wasnt there some guy who died and their last recorded sentence was "ruh roh"

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Scooby? Don't take me back there, man....

[@Pinkstarclan]

here's a good one: Charles Gateau (assassinated a president) wrote a whole poem from the POV of a child and giddily read it to the crowd that'd gathered to watch his hanging, including doing a silly high-pitched voice for the child character.

[@charmanderfan1]

Why do I feel like the nurse that stabbed Roald Daal was a time traveler who wanted to ruin his peaceful last words

[@charmanderfan1]

@Huggbees• fake huggbees alert

[@sturmovik5448]

For pure badass last words... I nominate Michel Ney. Michel Ney was a French general and marshal in the time of Napoleon. Through 28 years of service, and near-constant war, he was one of France's most respected generals to his soldiers as well as the Emperor. After Napoleon's final defeat in 1815, Ney lost the political fight to survive in France's new government, and was tried as a traitor. His lawyer tried to get him off on the grounds that Ney was a native of the country of Prussia, which at the time of his birth, and the time of his trial, had not been controlled by France (all true), and that he therefore was not a French citizen and could not be tried for treason by France. Ney had none of this; he interrupted his lawyer to tell the court, "I am French, and I shall remain French!" He knowingly sabotaged his own defense. On conviction, he accepted the firing squad on two conditions: That he NOT be given the traditional blindfold, and that he be allowed to GIVE THE ORDER TO FIRE. When the time came, he faced the line of soldiers and said, "Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her! Soldiers, FIRE!"

[@TheHutchy01]

Slightly better than Murat's last words. Same circumstances but a little less patriotic "Soldiers! Do your duty! Straight to the heart but spare the face. Fire!”

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Yeah those are badass.

[@quietsamurai1998]

6:16 I cannot believe you didn't mention Giles Corey's last words, uttered as he was being crushed to death to torture information out of him: *_"More weight"_*

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

But that’s badass, not funny. That doesn’t make me laugh my ass off, that makes me feel respect and a little bit sad.

[@psychiron]

Well, if you're into that

[@deihuey6959]

My favourite has to be Henry Arthur Jones, that said "The prettier. Now fight for it." When asked who he wanted yo stay by his side, his nurse or his niece.

[@McKaylaGamez]

My favorite last words was some dude, I forgot his name, and he was in the hospital and the doctor was telling a relative he was in good condition. The man then said, “on the contrary” and promptly died. He died out of spite towards a doctor.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Henrik Ibsen?

[@McKaylaGamez]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 i think but i honestly have no idea

[@arnoldmonge1708]

@@McKaylaGamez bruh Henrik Ibsen was norwegian

[@McKaylaGamez]

@@arnoldmonge1708 the thing they said could’ve been in Norwegen just translated to English.

[@JC_Stone]

You forgot Freddie Mercury’s last words: “Pee pee”

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

This can't be true.

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

@@JohnDoe-on8gl Oh damn you are right.

[@lettucememe3390]

What’s the context

[@JC_Stone]

@@lettucememe3390 He needed to go pee pee

[@thejayinator585]

It’s not really that funny. He was being lifted to go to the washroom after saying “pee, pee”. He then convulsed and his ribs broke. He fell into a coma and died minutes later.

[@voodsood]

The wife of Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, came to him on his deathbed and said "Don't leave me." He said "No." and then he died.

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Ha! Based

[@icybeckastudios]

Not sure if these were her last words, but my great grandmother was on her death bed, started to take off the respirator as if to speak, a family member said “don’t take that off it’s keeping you alive” to which she replied “well that’s profound” and put the respirator back on. This was many years ago but has stuck with me, and “profound” has been one of my favourite words ever since.

[@jameswall2445]

The most famous death quote of my generation "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."

[@ghostspooky4974]

You just know Emily Dickinson had planned those last words for years, and was so giddy she was able to be coherent enough to get those out in time.

[@AlmightyBungus]

Surprised you didn’t mention the last words of Oscar Wilde which was ‘ This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do’

[@TheDeviIDogg]

My uncle isn't dead yet and it's not his last words but I remember spending the weekend with him a few weeks ago and he said he was born in 61 and he intends to go out at 61. He was born in 1961 and he's currently 61 years old and was given a couple months to live as of new years day 2022 due to a brain tumor. He's dying but has a better sense of humor than so many others

[@poldi2233]

So, did he make it past 61?

[@TheDeviIDogg]

@@poldi2233 Nope. It got to hard so a few months later he chose to do assisted death which is only legal in 3 states. He died a few weeks before his birthday and both are coming up

[@MysteriumArcanum]

​@@TheDeviIDoggsorry for your loss, at least he went out on his own terms.

[@mkscorp9152]

There was a Muslim Commander, Khalid ibn al-Walid, from my understanding he fought a lot of battles and gain recognition for his work, even earned the nickname "Sword of God" or something, and later on his death bed, he felt like it was bad to not die in battle or something, basically asking "why did I not die in battle" to which someone next to him answered "because God could not let his sword fall in battle"

[@arcanonn]

That’s incredibly beautiful, actually.

[@mkscorp9152]

@@arcanonn honestly ye

[@ProjectSeraphim]

​@@arcanonnI'm tearing up omg what a comforting and honorable thing to say 😭

[@comradep8519]

i actually fell down a rabbit hole once and ended up on the wikipedia page for last words just reading centuries worth of em, one of my favourite passtimes now

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Oscar Wilde's were my favourite. A wit even unto the bitter end.

[@the_SolLoser]

"Good. A woman who can still fart is not dead." - Is what i will be saying to every woman who i hear fart. This one is to you, Mom. Happy Valentine's Day.

[@asher_delphi976]

Actually, people fart almost immediately after they die

[@m_tth_w9647]

That comment is wrong in so many ways 😂

[@KitchenKnifeRescue]

Little did we know, the guy who said "Yo, God, I've got this." Had dyslexia...

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

I no understando :(

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Well that isn't NEARLY as horrifying.

[@arynbird7375]

@@blizzard2508-k7n It might be "yo dog, I've got this."

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@arynbird7375 o

[@Laxhoop]

I just love that for all the famous last words throughout history, there are as many that fit under the category of “Profound words of wisdom”, as there are that fit under the category of “Agh! I’m dying!”

[@itzgray5088]

Some last words for the next video: Bing Crosby - "That was a great game of golf, fellas. Let's go have a Coca-Cola." Salvador Dali - "Where is my clock?" R.D. Laing: "I'm a fucking doctor." Marie Antoinette: "Pardon me, sir, I did not do it on purpose." Charles Gussman: "And now for a final word from our sponsor." Joan Crawford: "Damn it! Don't you dare ask God to help me!" Alexander Graham Bell: "No."

[@Bladist1]

The reflection of the screen on his sunglasses gives High big rectangular pupils and corneas, and that makes me giggle.

[@magusperde365]

Its kinky

[@thericeman]

I saw a post where some girls grandmother's last words were, 'Want to here a funny joke?' and then she died and the machine did a long beep.

[@yrahcaznotgnittihw3762]

Community engagement? Analytics? Pre-planned releases? Those probably don't have any relationship whatsoever 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@wilh3lmmusic]

Thomas de Mahy, Marquis de Favras was executed around the time of the French Revolution. When given his death warrant, he deadpanned “I see you have made three spelling mistakes”

[@aruwind]

'People die if they are killed' or 'Left it up to the professionals' are my top two epitaphs im mulling over

[@coolmanjack1995]

Ok the guy who died tagging his brother got a hell of a great last moment. I can only dream my last moments would be so wholesome

[@LegalizeTax]

Cant believe you didnt mention how Cicero's executioner fucked up the execution and had to hack his head off

[@216trixie]

Because that has nothing to do with this video.

[@LegalizeTax]

@@216trixie it does have everything to do with it, because Cicero's last words were "Don't fuck this up, ok?"

[@216trixie]

@@LegalizeTax you didn't mention that!

[@LegalizeTax]

@@216trixie If you watched the video, you would've realized it thanks to a little thing called CONTEXT. It's incredible how you don't question everything you hear because someone didn't sit down and explain the definition of every word they used in the previous sentence, and the words which define their definitions.

[@johnr797]

​@JJAG0102 to be fair, that'd be a pretty high pressure moment if someone said that as you were about to try to assassinate them

[@bllrmbltzz]

Should have added tiny tims last words after his final show "I don't feel well". Real fucking heart punching.

[@camwardart]

Great video. At 3:16 and a couple other times the reflection of the screen in the glasses is so perfect it looks like you have these square cartoon eyes, love it

[@Chunkybread]

The Salem witch trials also has the most badass last words, this guy is slowing being crushed with rock, and each time they ask if he wants to admit it, he'd say "more weight"

[@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing]

His name was Giles Corey

[@tylershelton6530]

11:36 when you are fighting in interchange with 1000 ping and your friend gets shot by a rat

[@theoneandonlyjim902]

the ''OW FUCK'' made me piss myself i laughed so hard 10:58

[@evillecaston]

"Okay so how does this capping machine work?"

[@GoofyRobo]

The last words before being killed by a filling machine.

[@TheHutchy01]

​@@GoofyRoboor a rinsing machine.

[@deadjuice1880]

"God will give you blood to drink." That's so fucking metal, I love it. And your Deus Ex beard too, looks sweet.

[@thejudge3658]

*Skyrim dude getting his head chopped off* "I haven't got all morning"

[@blimlimlimm]

Don't forget the most famous last words: "hold my beer and watch this!"

[@SandTurtle]

man actually understood what anarchy was 5:07. kudos to him

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

My favorite is W.C. Fields "Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it, except you, Carlotta."

[@SireForseti]

i mean when you're named like that.

[@BurnByMoonlight]

Jimmy Glass would’ve been executed wearing the “Wishin’ I was Fishin’” hat if it existed and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[@g4ppy491]

I remember two famous people with great final words, Machiavelli (really important Renaissance Italy writer) and Augustus (first and arguably greatest Roman emperor. The first was a renowned atheist/agnostic (or treated as such by contemporaries) and on his deathbed various priests tried to convince him to repent for his sins or he'd have gone to hell, to which he replied something like "Good!" right before dying (this is not really sure tho). Augustus' on the other hand were just solemn: after founding an empire and ruling it for decades, his last words before dying were "The play is finally over: everybody clap!"

[@Annexialol]

Ok someone make a play of Augustus’s life and have it end like that.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Machiavelli was not an atheist. His actual last words were: "I desire to go to hell, and not to heaven. In the former place I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings, and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks, hermits, and apostles."

[@Mister_Clean]

June 6th was the date of the Normandy invasion in 1944 Which makes the whole thing even funnier

[@maenad1231]

9:12 Sounds fake, everyone knows it’s impossible for girls to fart

[@marstrooper8043]

8:22 I have to disagree with you there, he essentially just said “your it, I quit”, but with more pizzaz

[@Tyrant.162]

the souls of Normandy hearing that some man went: "Is June 6th a Holiday? I don't think it is..."

[@FictionHubZA]

The guy who said "French fries" actually wanted to get caught and executed so he could make that joke.

[@pungoblin9377]

Scathing commentary on the whole “holding video hostage for likes” situation. Liked. Subscribed.

[@Aekaras14]

10:10 he also predicted his own death by saying I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40. He ended up having a 10 year nba career and died of a heart attack at 40

[@hasbruh2987]

Damn

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

3:45 this voice is perfect for this line, wtf

[@Eztli__Void]

Fun fact about Sarah Good, the guy who was the judge at her trial died of internal bleeding and choked on his own blood

[@kelvyquayo]

The Cicero line better as: “Young man, there is nothing proper about what you are about to do… but do do it properly!!” and offered his neck..

[@KB-er8bm]

I JUST finished watching your last meals video, immaculate timing

[@CodyMauldin]

8:10 me and my friend will now live up to this guy's legacy

[@Darthquackius]

I am making a political statement. Capital punishment isn't a punishment. its an easement. it prevents someone from being a resource drain by being in prison for life and offers some small measure of comfort to the people they have irrevocably injured. HOWEVER we have had far too many people in prison for life sentences only to be latter acquitted because of new evidence. A death sentence should be reserved for only those cases where there can be no doubt what-so-ever regarding the persons guilt. Not even "beyond a reasonable doubt" NO doubt at all.

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

But prison is being capitalized in America, hence all those prisoners. They are literally making money by locking living people in jail forever.

[@Spubbily01]

Death row inmates on their way to say the most corniest, innocent sounding dad jokes before being executed for mass murder and/or warcrimes.

[@oz_jones]

French Fries is a goddamn banger. I laugh every time I remember it.

[@gradypusateri]

“Here, I’ll show you it’s not loaded.” “It was loaded.”