Bizarre Last Words

Throughout history, many notable figures have said all sorts of nonsensical things whether on their death bed or in the execution chamber. Here's a list of some of them.
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[@dasamont8274]

Can't believe you didn't mention Henrik Ibsen's last words. He was laying sick in bed and a visitor came in and asked the nurse about his health, she assured them that he was feeling better, to which he responded "On the contrary!" and promptly died

[@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494]

Man died to prove someone wrong

[@ahabsbane]

That's fuggin legendary!

[@excitedmilk6046]

Nurse: oh yeah he's doing fine Henrik: actually *dies*

[@Glory2Snowstar]

A comeback imbued with such immense power that the messenger could not mortally sustain it.

[@sadistfurret4205]

How to just fucking prove someone wrong

[@Muskoxing]

"Pistol Pete" Maravich also famously said in an interview in 1974: “I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40.” He then proceeded to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40.

[@justpassingby298]

He skipped a step and still reached the same result. Very inspirational

[@Muskoxing]

@@justpassingby298 Oh, I forgot, he did actually have a 10-year NBA career.

[@justpassingby298]

@@Muskoxing inspiration gone, he didn't skip any steps.

[@the13throse]

Well he said he didn't want to, not that he wasn't going to

[@technospyform1578]

Weird flex but ok

[@PrettyPinkPersephone]

It’s worth noting French was said to be maniacally laughing at his own joke as he was electrocuted. So, real supervillain energy there

[@traskforge]

are we sure he's not still around?

[@starbournehero771]

Honestly... I would too

[@LeeTheSecond]

@@JohnDoe-on8gl But did they fry French alive? Yes.

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

@@LeeTheSecond lol

[@GrandMasterTank]

@@starbournehero771 yeah honestly same

[@gayusschwulius8490]

My grandfather's last words were: "One day you are gonna kill me with your bullshit, Elizabeth!" towards my grandmother's nagging while we were having New Year's dinner together. He then went to the toilet where he suffered a fatal stroke. Bit sad, but also quite funny in retrospect.

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

his own bullshit killed him

[@katlicks]

I have hurt my head from rage, and I have hurt my head using the bathroom. Rageshitting being fatal is terrifying.

[@3liasBlue]

D:

[@sirpentiousproductions4091]

Holy shit

[@旭球]

This is pretty legendary stuff

[@Zapizard]

the fact that roahl dahl’s last words were “OW FUCK” killed me

[@royalblanket]

Killed him too

[@steelingcable6350]

Lul

[@user-yb3bq5yk9n]

It killed him too

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes.

[@Terminated_Account]

What were your last words before it killed you

[@FanOfMostEverything]

"A woman who can fart is not dead." Well, someone didn't know about relaxing sphincters...

[@grecco_buckliano]

Relaxing Sphincters was a hard working man. He ran the Septic Sucking Service truck for the tiny town of Bung.

[@redbarron90]

@@grecco_buckliano Relaxing Sphincters sounds like a pretty rad Ska band name!

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

@@grecco_buckliano I love you

[@frankm.2850]

Relaxing Sphincters sounds like a particularly shitty soft rock band.

[@FanOfMostEverything]

@@frankm.2850 Well, if it's a hard rock band, then the lead guitarist need more fiber in his diet.

[@WellWoopdidoo]

The best one from the Salem Witch Trials is Giles Corey, who was being “pressed” as a form of torture to force him to plea one way or the other. He refused to enter a plea because if he was tried and declared guilty his lands would be forfeit and his children would get no inheritance. He was slowly crushed under heavy boulders for nearly three whole days, during which he was asked three times what his plea was. All he replied was “More weight.”

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Fellow man of culture 🥂

[@gribberoni]

Another one from the Academy.

[@thatoneguy1820]

The grind much continue

[@josepholberding2776]

Giles corey was a chad

[@XSniper74184]

@@gribberoni hey kids!

[@JSkiwipie]

My impression of the early 20th century is that it was 60% horrible wars and 40% food based puns. Overall not a bad mix to have

[@anbthree786]

Wonder what our generation will have

[@Jester4460]

@@anbthree786 60 percent war 40 percent memes

[@Doktor_Lutscher]

Horrible? Try Great

[@rainman8534]

@@Doktor_Lutscher Yeah WW2 was genuinely pretty fucking neat

[@squillz8310]

Goated comment

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Lytton Strachey's last words were very succinct and to the point: "If this is dying, then I don't think much of it" I mean, who does?

[@generalrubbish9513]

"Dying sucks, I want a refund"

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

"You call this dying?"

[@thunderspark1536]

"Damn, I don't even get a pyramid made in my honour."

[@Cyberianostrogg]

Japanese inmates are never told their execution date. One guy was promptly taken to death row and they are allowed to say one last thing, usually something like 'long live the emperor' or something like that. This one convict's last words were 'i thought we were going to take a bath'

[@Cheshire_Rose]

At least give the man his bath first

[@therealmanguyman]

forget about last meals, make last baths real.

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

I remember seeing an infographic that showed many president’s last words. There was Reagan, Teddy, all of them. Some of them were sweet, like “could you get me a glass of water, dear?”. Some were sad, like “I’m feeling unwell”. And THEN THEY HIT ME WITH Richard Nixon: “Help.” I’ve never been the same since.

[@sirosagaming8228]

Bots? For Huggbees? Christ, that's pathetic.

[@jessecompton7028]

Why am I laughing at this though?

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

@@jessecompton7028 I mean I’ve been laughing about it for the past year

[@Joshuathegreen]

Milliard Fillmore said Good Soup

[@genderfr3ak]

Nixon took a fat L

[@easybakec0ven]

"They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-" - Union General John Sedgwick, right before his face promptly caught a slug from an enemy sniper

[@Eternal1nstant]

@Huggbees• Great way to get arrested for impersonation and scams.

[@rockhistoria2537]

This is something straight out of a TF2 shitpost

[@Huggbees]

Love these comments, there's definitely a lot of good ones I missed. Probably gonna do a followup video on both this and last meals in the future.

[@JudgeNicodemus]

Thanks chief.

[@FutureCommentator]

Craziest prison sentences, maybe? I request the man with the longest one; Paul Geidel Jr. served from 1911-1980.

[@IRLTheGreatZarquon]

>Probably gonna do a follow-up video Ah, I see you already have one recorded.

[@ultraman388]

Have fun

[@mmyr8ado.360]

You have bots impersonating you now, you're in the big leagues

[@chibioptimusprime3353]

"I didnt get spaghetti o's i got spaghetti, i want the press to know this" is one of the pettiest thing ive read

[@OfficialCharles]

*Based.

[@LaughterCigar]

You forgot Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa, who is claimed to have said "don't let me die like this, tell the people I said something". I think if true those must be the best last words ever. As a historic figure he felt the pressure of having to say something clever, badass or inspiring as his last words but when the moment came he was too busy fucking dying and couldn't come up with anything, so in desperation he asked his men with his last breath to make something up.

[@johnr797]

They had ONE job

[@vaiyt]

Most important people's last words were made up after the fact

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

​@@johnr797they were mexicans, probably just smoked a pound of tamarind and forgot what his quote meant

[@billyyank2198]

I'm proud to say that Huggbees has been kind enough to interview me on his next video. It's not true, but I'm proud to say it.

[@undertall]

Maybe if we comment on this enough, we can get you an interview. For what reason, you may ask? I don't know. Seems fun.

[@hxrnvndxz187]

get this man an interview

[@noiseinsidemyear]

get billyyank they interview

[@Emouse2is]

Maybe you will or not

[@rjanyday5668]

Aye for this

[@Jermungus115]

No matter how dark my days become I always look on to my grandfather's last words "is that a moose?".

[@Ethan_is_me]

That was so unexpected 😂 hope he went peacefully

[@TemmiePlays]

@@Ethan_is_me go on peacefully, into the gentl *MOOS*

[@spot67833]

Context? Like was he looking at something?

[@dumblenutz5561]

Was he canadian I feel like moose mangling would be a fitting end

[@Annexialol]

@@spot67833 My guess is he found out how aggressive moose truly are...

[@fallout3fan623]

I can't believe you didn't use Oscar Wilde's last words. "Either these curtains go or I do!"

[@theducksarecoming]

he went

[@jpgsouza2001]

Guess the curtains stayed.

[@sirpixel7945]

Curtains > Oscar Wilde

[@WoodsAreBeautiful]

As it turned out....he went

[@jam-the-hologram]

It’s actually “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.” He was staying at L'Hotel in Paris and the same wallpaper is still there.

[@destroidhak2556]

"look, I'll show you, its not loaded" are last words that speak for themselves

[@jolehanson]

Exactly

[@aecae.]

Another one from Ancient Rome is Emperor Vespasian, whose last words were "Dear me, I think I'm becoming a god", right before shitting himself to death

[@bradleylewis3438]

God of dysentery

[@regularundead]

I don't know why, but I find it hilarious that he also was the inventor of public bathrooms.

[@HungerGamesFan88]

well, on one hand, he probably meant 'i aint got too much longer bud' but poetically, given that it was common for emperors to be deified after death. on the other hand, it's so much funnier to think of this all-powerful guy going 'ohhh that half-pound of that delicious cheese is really fuckin me up... no regrets tho' and immediately pulling an elvis

[@SimulatedDumplings]

I hope this is true.

[@liquidhydration]

I read this in tf2 engineers voice

[@andreaslistov-saabye1195]

I like to believe the reflection of the screen on his sunglasses are actually his eyes and this gives me endless joy

[@Jakey4000]

He's been sitting too close to those damn screens!

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

ME TOO!! Glad to know I’m not alone.

[@arcsomniac]

You have now imparted that visceral joy to my brain as well. Thank you, and I mean that.

[@williamsn411]

Thought I was the only one who thought the reflections on his glasses looked like actual eyes.

[@microTrash28]

Glad I’m not the only one.

[@mrschizo2837]

Last words of my uncle before he kicked the bucket: "hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" The answer? Far enough to hit a bear.

[@abbycollins]

Ooooooof

[@tiny_teen7421]

Him kicking the bucket was caused by him kicking a bucket

[@emeraldhillzone1992]

The scene must have been grizzly.

[@manatipowa]

The resistance fighter Hannie Schaft screamed at her executioners in the firing line "Ik schiet beter" which translates to "I shoot better" done after the first shot of the line missed. She then got shot.

[@jam-the-hologram]

Oscar Wilde’s last words where “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.” He was staying at L'Hotel in Paris (due to tragic circumstances of the past) and the exact same wallpaper is still there.

[@EddieM1994]

Saint Lawrence was executed in 258 by being roasted over a fire. His last words were "turn me over, I'm done on this side." He is now the patron saint of cooks. And my favourite ever person.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Cooks and comedians

[@ginger-snapohlsson5063]

My favorite last words was from Roman Emperor Vespasian. Who said "Vae, puto deus fio" or roughly translated to "I think I'm becoming a god". Then proply shit himself to death cause of severe diarrhea.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

By that stage, they were all basically made gods after death. So all he was really saying was "yep I think I'm done for"

[@Annexialol]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Nah bro he became the god of shit

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

Apotheosis via diarrhoea

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

He tagged his brother and said “last tag” as his final words. I can only imagine what his brothers last words to his sibling were.

[@sirapple589]

I assume it was either exceptionally sweet/bittersweet, “yeah, it is” or exceptionally vulgar, “You shitsniffing fuckheaded thundercunt”. Knowing brothers, likely a mixture of the two.

[@abbycollins]

“fuck you”, I think is the most likely answer

[@johnr797]

"Hold on, brother. Hey honey, grab me that extra pillow."

[@deihuey6959]

My favourite has to be Henry Arthur Jones, that said "The prettier. Now fight for it." When asked who he wanted yo stay by his side, his nurse or his niece.

[@toreole5831]

„Damn that ass can fart“ >dies

[@quietsamurai1998]

6:16 I cannot believe you didn't mention Giles Corey's last words, uttered as he was being crushed to death to torture information out of him: *_"More weight"_*

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

But that’s badass, not funny. That doesn’t make me laugh my ass off, that makes me feel respect and a little bit sad.

[@psychiron]

Well, if you're into that

[@mkscorp9152]

There was a Muslim Commander, Khalid ibn al-Walid, from my understanding he fought a lot of battles and gain recognition for his work, even earned the nickname "Sword of God" or something, and later on his death bed, he felt like it was bad to not die in battle or something, basically asking "why did I not die in battle" to which someone next to him answered "because God could not let his sword fall in battle"

[@arcanonn]

That’s incredibly beautiful, actually.

[@mkscorp9152]

@@arcanonn honestly ye

[@ProjectSeraphim]

​@@arcanonnI'm tearing up omg what a comforting and honorable thing to say 😭

[@icybeckastudios]

Not sure if these were her last words, but my great grandmother was on her death bed, started to take off the respirator as if to speak, a family member said “don’t take that off it’s keeping you alive” to which she replied “well that’s profound” and put the respirator back on. This was many years ago but has stuck with me, and “profound” has been one of my favourite words ever since.

[@comradep8519]

i actually fell down a rabbit hole once and ended up on the wikipedia page for last words just reading centuries worth of em, one of my favourite passtimes now

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Oscar Wilde's were my favourite. A wit even unto the bitter end.

[@JC_Stone]

You forgot Freddie Mercury’s last words: “Pee pee”

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

This can't be true.

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

@@JohnDoe-on8gl Oh damn you are right.

[@lettucememe3390]

What’s the context

[@JC_Stone]

@@lettucememe3390 He needed to go pee pee

[@thejayinator585]

It’s not really that funny. He was being lifted to go to the washroom after saying “pee, pee”. He then convulsed and his ribs broke. He fell into a coma and died minutes later.

[@jameswall2445]

The most famous death quote of my generation "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."

[@g4ppy491]

I remember two famous people with great final words, Machiavelli (really important Renaissance Italy writer) and Augustus (first and arguably greatest Roman emperor. The first was a renowned atheist/agnostic (or treated as such by contemporaries) and on his deathbed various priests tried to convince him to repent for his sins or he'd have gone to hell, to which he replied something like "Good!" right before dying (this is not really sure tho). Augustus' on the other hand were just solemn: after founding an empire and ruling it for decades, his last words before dying were "The play is finally over: everybody clap!"

[@Annexialol]

Ok someone make a play of Augustus’s life and have it end like that.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Machiavelli was not an atheist. His actual last words were: "I desire to go to hell, and not to heaven. In the former place I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings, and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks, hermits, and apostles."

[@the_SolLoser]

"Good. A woman who can still fart is not dead." - Is what i will be saying to every woman who i hear fart. This one is to you, Mom. Happy Valentine's Day.

[@asher_delphi976]

Actually, people fart almost immediately after they die

[@m_tth_w9647]

That comment is wrong in so many ways 😂

[@wilh3lmmusic]

Thomas de Mahy, Marquis de Favras was executed around the time of the French Revolution. When given his death warrant, he deadpanned “I see you have made three spelling mistakes”

[@LegalizeTax]

Cant believe you didnt mention how Cicero's executioner fucked up the execution and had to hack his head off

[@216trixie]

Because that has nothing to do with this video.

[@LegalizeTax]

@@216trixie it does have everything to do with it, because Cicero's last words were "Don't fuck this up, ok?"

[@216trixie]

@@LegalizeTax you didn't mention that!

[@LegalizeTax]

@@216trixie If you watched the video, you would've realized it thanks to a little thing called CONTEXT. It's incredible how you don't question everything you hear because someone didn't sit down and explain the definition of every word they used in the previous sentence, and the words which define their definitions.

[@johnr797]

​@JJAG0102 to be fair, that'd be a pretty high pressure moment if someone said that as you were about to try to assassinate them

[@Laxhoop]

I just love that for all the famous last words throughout history, there are as many that fit under the category of “Profound words of wisdom”, as there are that fit under the category of “Agh! I’m dying!”

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

My favorite is W.C. Fields "Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it, except you, Carlotta."

[@SireForseti]

i mean when you're named like that.

[@bllrmbltzz]

Should have added tiny tims last words after his final show "I don't feel well". Real fucking heart punching.

[@Aekaras14]

10:10 he also predicted his own death by saying I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40. He ended up having a 10 year nba career and died of a heart attack at 40

[@hasbruh2987]

Damn

[@Darthquackius]

I am making a political statement. Capital punishment isn't a punishment. its an easement. it prevents someone from being a resource drain by being in prison for life and offers some small measure of comfort to the people they have irrevocably injured. HOWEVER we have had far too many people in prison for life sentences only to be latter acquitted because of new evidence. A death sentence should be reserved for only those cases where there can be no doubt what-so-ever regarding the persons guilt. Not even "beyond a reasonable doubt" NO doubt at all.

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

But prison is being capitalized in America, hence all those prisoners. They are literally making money by locking living people in jail forever.

[@Bladist1]

The reflection of the screen on his sunglasses gives High big rectangular pupils and corneas, and that makes me giggle.

[@magusperde365]

Its kinky

[@-GWL]

@@magusperde365 I beg your pardon?

[@KitchenKnifeRescue]

Little did we know, the guy who said "Yo, God, I've got this." Had dyslexia...

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

I no understando :(

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Well that isn't NEARLY as horrifying.

[@arynbird7375]

@@blizzard2508-k7n It might be "yo dog, I've got this."

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@arynbird7375 o

[@nikolaradojevic7173]

Correction, Caesar only became the name of the title after Augustus. Julius Caesar And Augustus both had Caesar as an actual part of their names. The first few emperors also took Caesar as a part of their name, but the later emperors gradually turned it into a title.

[@tylershelton6530]

11:36 when you are fighting in interchange with 1000 ping and your friend gets shot by a rat

[@marstrooper8043]

8:22 I have to disagree with you there, he essentially just said “your it, I quit”, but with more pizzaz

[@justsomerandomguy483]

Ulysses S. Grants last word was, “water.” *and then he fucking died*

[@TheHutchy01]

I mean he was throatcancery as fuck, according to Sam. Clemens (Mark Twain) he was really struggling to speak towards the end, that's why he spent so much time writing at the end.

[@jindo5]

I remember learning about a naval battle between Denmark and England in school. A soldier on one of the Danish ships got hit in the head with a canonball, basically getting scalped, apparently his last words were "Ow my head."

[@theoneandonlyjim902]

the ''OW FUCK'' made me piss myself i laughed so hard 10:58

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

3:45 this voice is perfect for this line, wtf

[@frankm.2850]

My favorite quote from the Salem Witch Trials: "More weight". Giles Corey was accused of witchcraft, and refused to enter a plea, so they pressed him. He was forced to lay down, a slab of wood was placed on his chest, and rocks were piled on top. "More weight" was apparently Corey speak for "go fuck yourselves."

[@CodyMauldin]

8:10 me and my friend will now live up to this guy's legacy

[@camwardart]

Great video. At 3:16 and a couple other times the reflection of the screen in the glasses is so perfect it looks like you have these square cartoon eyes, love it

[@jphxmmer6519]

You mentioned Moe Berg, the old-timey baseball player. Well, he was also a spy in Yugoslavia in WWII.

[@paulisaperson0516]

12:28, this is actually a direct reference to Cato’s death. Cato tried to kill himeslf but failed as Caesars’s doctors saved his life. While in hospital after realising the man he hated saved his life, he killed himself again. Cicero always said Caesar should have just killed Cato cause everyone knew he was gonna be a little bitch about it

[@mrkitten999]

If I get the death penalty for a crime like cannibalism, and they ask me what meal I want, I would say “No thanks, I’m not hungry.”

[@therealchaosguy]

"Little did Sara know that the majority of the town was populated... by vampires" Town Of Salem in a nutshell

[@dannilupei6889]

My personal favorite is the last words of Voltaire, a French philosopher, author, and noted atheist in the 1700's. When asked by a priest to renounce Satan as he was on his deathbed, Voltaire responded 'this is not a time to be making enemies, my good man'.

[@cjhkk13]

Also during the Salem witch trials was Giles Corey. They were trying to torture him into confessing his wife was a witch. They placed stones on top of him with each time he denied it. After being asked again to confess his last words were "More weight."

[@chasehenry5980]

Imagine, not thinking Huggbees was an absolute chad

[@SD-oi9gr]

Thing is we know they are going to make the video anyway regardless of like numbers. But it’s a fair trade to push up engagement when somebody we like makes free content we enjoy.

[@Fox_Olive]

Also weirdly enough, videos that ask for likes and follows tend to get way more than those that dont. Even if the content is identical. So its just healthy for your channel to say those buzzwords

[@emberZemian]

The intro to this was perfect. Keep it up, dude. Love your content and honesty.

[@Zarkonem]

My Uncle Gary was dying of lung cancer. My Grandma was there with him and she mentioned my mom to him. His last words were, "That's my favorite bitch!". If you knew Gary, you would know that was the most Gary thing to say ever.

[@ethanproctor6695]

11:15 his final masterpiece 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 I can't breathe

[@hardmask4685]

I really like this style of Huggbees video. Keep it up man you’re doing great.

[@АртурЧугай]

Maybe not the funniest and potentially not real, but answering "The Strongest" when asked who will succeed you and dying sound badass. Fitting for Alexander the Great.

[@BurnByMoonlight]

Jimmy Glass would’ve been executed wearing the “Wishin’ I was Fishin’” hat if it existed and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[@Eztli__Void]

Fun fact about Sarah Good, the guy who was the judge at her trial died of internal bleeding and choked on his own blood

[@g4ppy491]

Worth noting that Cicero was so important after he died they cut his hands and head off, stuck them on some pikes and put them in the biggest square in Rome. So an even more badass post mortem

[@null_ify]

Everyone knows the best last words were “on the contrary!”

[@mimolettemoon1790]

Man died just to prove his nurse wrong. What a badass.

[@robertf7811]

10:48 The Mets won that day 7-6 against the Cardinals.

[@neutralamity]

Them winning was so hard to believe that he had a heart attack and died.

[@w00154807]

I have never before "hit the bell" until you honestly explained what you had done previously and what youtubers do constantly in order to drive up engagement. I have no idea what the bell does but I was already subscribed so that seemed like the thing to do.

[@MelodyRose96]

Hannie Schaft was part of the Dutch Resistance against the Nazis in World War 2 and she, along with her two friends Freddie and Truus Oversteegen, seduced, lured away, and assassinated many Nazi soldiers, despite being teenagers at the time. (The youngest, Freddie, was only 14 when she was first recruited, and at 16 she learned to shoot a gun and murder Nazis) Unfortunately, Hannie was caught by the Nazis and sentenced to death by firing squad. However, the bullets only managed to wound her, not kill her, and before the firing squad leader shot her dead her last words were "I'm a better shot." Fucking based.

[@mateonunez5707]

This content never disappoints Edit: Thanks for the likes 😊😊😊

[@maksrambe3812]

Judging by the vaguely biblical theme of her words, the rock might be referring to saint peter the apostle. In fact peter literally means rock.

[@easybakec0ven]

True but that's not nearly as funny

[@thememedetective500]

Brandon Herrera does the “if this video hit 100,000 likes” thing on a whim, and he regrets every second for it.

[@anonomuse9094]

I wonder if he'll build a double barrel ak if we suggest it.

[@thememedetective500]

@@anonomuse9094 that’s funny. You think he has a choice?

[@anonomuse9094]

@@thememedetective500 nah

[@robertrussell5856]

5:28 Holy shit, it's the OG Nigerian Prince

[@saibot23724]

I was told that my grandpa's last words were something along the lines of "I want breakfast!" and then he died after he said that I'm not kidding

[@gooshoos]

Not famous whatsoever, but this reminded me of my dads last words, which were “there’s nothing bloody wrong with me”

[@jayzeo4767]

If you think about it, Churchill's last words make sense in the context of a stroke or aneurysm. Both common ways to die

[@starsilverinfinity]

God damn that brother really took "Ultimate Tag" to the grave

[@purplevoles8368]

My 90 year old grandpas last words were 'I want a chocolate milkshake, and I want it now' Bless the man

[@Maniac_l23]

Mood

[@loudgoat5241]

Whoa wait, I remember BFG. Wow. Yeah it was this big ass gun in Doom that vaporized everything. That Ronald guy with the chocolate factory invented it? That rocks.

[@Tyrant.162]

the souls of Normandy hearing that some man went: "Is June 6th a Holiday? I don't think it is..."

[@brittanyotto8463]

I'm pretty sure this is just me but has anyone else seen the computer screen image on his sunglasses as cartoony eyes and couldn't stop laughing at how well it fit his face?

[@justsomeguymustache]

"wish i couldve been alive longer to get me a crack pipe."

[@TheyForgotMySalad]

Fun fact: Grover Cleveland Redding was reincarnated as Tyler the Creator and has since said what he wanted to say before his execution as Grover Cleveland Redding.

[@fireartifact1488]

"You remembered to load the gun with blanks, right?"

[@dfpytwa]

Rodney Dangerfield was asked by a reporter when he was arriving at the hospital for his surgery about how long he was expecting to be in the hospital. He said if everything goes OK a couple of weeks and if not about a half hour.

[@HezrouDhiaga]

9:05 easily the best final words lmao

[@12gamerplays]

For anyone who wants to know what it said at 12:38 *Editor's note: Caesar was the name of the title given to the leader of the Roman Empire, not the actual last name of Julius Caesar, nor Augustus Caesar or any other Caesars that came before or after, eg. Nero, and so in this instance, Andrew Huggbees is referring specifically to Julius Caesar, leader of Rome from 46 44 BC.

[@jasoncooper5288]

I've been subscribed and following you for what I call a good minute now, and I have to say this is the first time I noticed the screen reflection in your glasses is like googly eyes.

[@TheBlackBrickStudios]

I swear to god, your s-tier passive aggression gives me life.

[@LandsharkGaming69]

9:25 i cant stop laughing at this

[@GS195]

Shame you didn't mention Aleister Crowley's last words: "I am perplexed. Satan, get out!"

[@viscountrainbows6452]

If "More Weight" isn't counted as at least one of the most badass ones, then people oughta just plead the 5th pre-mortem.

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

9:39 Golden rule literally number 1: Always treat a gun as loaded.

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

Golden rule 5: Never point the gun at anything you do not wish to destroy.

[@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494]

Golden rule 2:check if firearm is unloaded Golden rule 3:finger off the trigger if you have no intention to shoot. Golden rule 4:boomstick