Hulk Hogan's Main Event (Caution: Kinect) - Rustlemania 3

[@tinysauruss]

6:00 "So when I was rustling beetles inside my coffin" that's still one of the funniest things I've ever heard even all these years later 💀💀

[@System509]

They recorded his racist sex tape with a kinect. That's why hulk was so angry.

[@mastermarkus5307]

That "Minority Report" joke is _gold_.

[@vandagylon2885]

*Old*

[@markuscason7697]

Instablaster.

[@DanteTelevision]

7:27 "From the BACK!" *Beats chest* I lost it. My imagination turned that moment into the greatest Wrestling scene in history, brother.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

You know you have a bad game when RIDE TO HELL: RETRIBUTION LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS!

[@ChestOfDoom]

Old pokemon looks like shit but they were some of the best games ever made.

[@kirbyza]

ChestOfDoom He meant game-wise, not graphics-wise.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

I’m about seven years too late, but the fact that the Hulk Hogan video game was preceded by Bret Hart’s theme is very funny.

[@slim_streams]

Woolie shouting out stuff during matt's recording is so childish I love it

[@TheSuperiorQuickscoper]

"Xbox One doesn't care about black people, NSA really upset" This is art.

[@MrsAikahime]

So, it turns out that Hulk Hogan's kinect extravaganza actually DOES hate black people

[@AshyCat]

+MrsAikahime oh yeah, you turn out the lights while your playing the shit goes crazy like "what the hell is this n word doing where a good white man was 5 seconds ago??" then it gets fired from microsoft

[@kristsnyd4640]

All these awkwardly racist comments on the Hogan game are extra hilarious, given the current state of Hulkamania.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

+Krist Snyd HULKAMANIA IS kinda lukewarm, let's be honest.

[@TheRADRAD]

Hey guess what WWE, you can't erase Kinect!

[@lisathompson8800]

RADRAD's RAD Games I

[@shpongloidia]

Portland and DMT in one video. You guys rock!

[@randysmith6175]

I laughed for what seemed an hour after this.

[@eyesfullofsky9776]

Man, as great as this is, my favorite part is Matt's LAZY AS FUCK arm swinging throughout the matches, it's ...it's just the perfect little details, you know? These are the things that make me thankful for life.

[@BearFacedLiar]

Great wordplay from Pat in the first 2 minutes. That Minority Report joke made me spit out my milk, and I wasn't drinking any.

[@1AMRamen]

This game got a 1/10 from Game Informer XD

[@FanimusMaximus]

They need to Let's play this shit then.

[@michaelpruette751]

That's sad, considering they gave Ride to Hell a 2/10

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

Not Applicable because at least Ride to Hell is playable and not an extremely uncontrollable shitty Kinect game

[@michaelpruette751]

This is basically Ride to Hell vs Kinect xD

[@Mr_Jumbles]

To be honest being a Kinect game gives you a 1/10 by default and you have to work from there.

[@Kamatori2011]

I once saw Matt just punch a black person he saw on the street and laugh.

[@OldIronJohnson]

Was that because the black person was Woolie, who just ate a dog?

[@Kamatori2011]

Worse, he ate a baby panda.

[@TonyBMan]

***** There was a joke here. But it's gone now.

[@OldIronJohnson]

TonyBMan There was a Woolie here. There's slime EVERYWHERE.

[@TonyBMan]

Old Iron Johnson Quick, grab your mason jars everyone! that slime is worth its weight in asses!

[@KRaFightsDragNs]

The games like "Retry the stunt" and I'm like "the correct term is spot"

[@Gobbostopper]

I was literally crying during the sequence where he first entered the ring and Matt had to strike poses

[@daultonlermond1373]

This is the highlight of RUSTLEMANIA IMO

[@Negima777666]

This is one of the most hilarity packed episodes I've watched in a long time.

[@cjjolly7326]

So the created character is a bland, generic, baby face whos always put over his opponents? Shouldve named him Cena instead of Hot Sauce.

[@genuinesaucy]

"You know what else is good? Portland." I've lived in Portland for like two decades and I'm going to have to refute this.

[@InvaderKaz2008]

I've lived adjacent to Portland my entire life and I'm going to have to promote your denouncement of this statement.

[@OfAltia]

I was seriously depressed before I saw this video. Now when that abomination of a wrestler started to speak in those voice clips you guys made, I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. Thank you SO much for this!

[@NintendoFreakLan]

Just noticed that the "Mrs. Jones" persona tat Woolie mocked sounds DEAD-UP like my grandma on my mom's side. Spooky shit.

[@ShadeHaxor]

Best series by you guys so far, i can't wait for the rest of this fantastic videos. THE YAPAPIE STRAPS!

[@alazarielanderson5367]

Not that it matters damn near a year later, but I'm pretty sure a bullet shrimp is a type of mantis shrimp. The other kind has claws rather than little hand balls.

[@TonyBMan]

*I'M FROM THE FUTURE YEAR OF 2021 AND I'VE COME TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR INFORMATION SAVED MANKIND.*

[@exiledPostman]

Everyone rips on Pat for being bald, but Matt has even less hair.

[@BigFingerRo]

+Yami6692 They talk about this in Parasite Eve. The reason no one gives Matt shit about his baldness in the show is because he becomes a fucking salt statue, silently shifting in his diaper.

[@KingKZ187]

Whenever I face trouble in my daily life, I always ask myself "What am I going do?"

[@Mareepu]

Okay, so I am at the movie theatres watching Rio 2, and I get myself many Kinect Rivals ads. Many. Like 3 out of the 5 pre-movie ads. Microsoft is trying super hard. Unfortunately, my entire family was unimpressed.

[@MuffinSparkle]

Who would ever watch Rio 2? Ever?

[@Mareepu]

MuffinSparkle , I'm from Rio and haven't gone in over a decade. Borderline-offensive fetishization of my home country (performed by animated talking animals, no less!) is, unfortunately, still enough to send me on a nostalgia trip.

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

Mareepu I would because the movie is good

[@griffinblade]

that moment when you realize they said matt hates black people on the hogan game

[@michaelpruette751]

At least it's appropriate.

[@takayfawk]

"Why do other wrestlers fear you?" 'Cuz I'm nutsssss

[@Lurdiak]

This looks like it might be fun if Kinect wasn't a piece of shit and if the character models weren't so hideous.

[@zoldator]

First thing, I watched the yapapai thing yesterday. It was glorious. Second, I love when the game said they broke his spine three times and then "You need to soften him up.".

[@Divine_Allure]

All of Matt's character's phrases should have been: " 'Merica! ".

[@dragonbrat]

The custom recordings had me in stitches! I'm crying from laughing so hard.

[@TheOutageCouch]

Hey what do you know, matt doesn't always wear his hat

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

The Outage Couch dumbfuck

[@MonkeyTimelord]

From now on in Rustlemania, you need Liam in the corner commentating on every move by going, "Tiger. . . Driver!"

[@MhnFive]

Kinect reminds me of the old days of gaming,where playing with friends make the event so much fun. Remember when you were young and you played a shitty game with a relative or friend or whatever but you guys were having so much fun it didn't even matter. This happened to me back when Dragon ballZ sagas came out. I hated DBZ at the time but he loved it so I said fuck it i'll join him.

[@pitthepwner]

...I was ready till the damn "interviews" started playing. I laughed so hard I think one of my lungs collapsed.

[@ReinEngel]

Don't feel bad for buying a Kinect so you could play this turd, bro. I bought a 360 so I could download and play the SvR07 demo.

[@stopmakingmechangemyname]

Matt's little mantis shrimp comment has me on an hour long journey through videos of various sea animals brutally killing eachother thanks matt

[@jojonoa3590]

Oh-ho my, how wonderously topical the whole "Matt hates black people" bit is now in this Hulk Hogan game.

[@TropicalHat420]

15:33 I did not expect today to be the day that I get to see Matt without a hat on... It's Glorioius

[@plaparen]

Still good, goddammit

[@XMetaRidleyX]

Holy crap this is the best one so far! I'd hate to see you guys have to suffer through more kinect games, but god damn that was funny.

[@enigmatickhaos]

Be glad they didn't make a sequel...... Thunder in paradise (the Kinect game)

[@SuperNerd000]

I haven't even watched the video yet, all I see are 'Two Best Friends Play', 'Wrestling Game', and 'Kinect' in one video title it's like the holy trifecta

[@slappybigalow436]

My aunt was trying explain to me that Michal Jackson molested Macully Culkin, but she had some trouble pronouncing his name. It sounded like she said that Michal Jackson molested Hulk Hogan.

[@DatSlowpoke]

Lovin all these wire references! Also I don't ever think I've laughed so hard over one of your videos.

[@codafett]

What happened to Rustlemania 2?

[@Keepcalmandbangscrew]

If best friends started today…

[@PalKiba]

What ever happened to episode 2 of Rustlemania?

[@JustinJTime]

Was taken down because of the music copyright.

[@Soulofmana]

Pat being too short to be compatible with the kinect is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@emthesmall]

i nearly chocked 0:19 from laughing, OMG THAT GUYS HEAD xDDDDDDD

[@SirHRDking]

Some reason i pissed myself laughing at the entrance thinking this is heelbook, botchamania

[@Treytheredrebel]

This looks like an indie game

[@KapitanPazur1]

Every kinect game is an indie game.

[@TheGr8jrfan]

This is the funniest video I've seen from you guys in a while. That's not to say the LP's aren't great, they're fantastic, but this was like nonstop laughter throughout. I couldn't breathe at the pin fisting part!

[@sagemacomber6082]

Matt: the American Dream Woolie: the Salty Liam: the Azure Dream Pat: the Canadian Leprechaun

[@hobbitninja]

Oh man this is the first episode in a while where I laughed so hard I couldn't breath

[@shil4720]

I couldn't handle those recordings playing during gameplay. I was fine when they recorded them, but the game actually playing them fucking broke me.

[@georgeaveline9739]

I would love to see The Iron Sheik play this game.

[@coadiemacleod3909]

So this shrimp. Is Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and is just thousand fisting everything!

[@thundararious]

matt you caused me to go find the mantis shrimp video, it was awesome. there were comments like "Matt brought me here" and "YOU ARE SHOCK!!!" thumbs up so he can see his acheivement

[@thewildgeesecod]

who is this huk ugan....ulk chogan...... ??? and why he got a main event ???

[@dilan1999]

You have done a good thing by telling this person what friends are. I'm sure he would have been clueless for years.

[@SkyeArrow222]

Awww Matt, he was shy we saw his hairs! Do not worry about that man, you will always be badass!

[@despadas]

this gotta be one of the best starts of video ever made

[@HibHab69]

They are the best that is, the best that was, and the Best Friends there will ever be.

[@OtherBross]

Thank you for including a Kinect warning. I'm still going to watch it, but I think the disclaimer is thoughtful. Haha.

[@sol7698]

one of the best series on youtube right now

[@gmkgoat]

I may never tire of these guys talking about Yapappai strap matches.

[@MongooseDave2]

At least there are people using Kinect to make crazy medical breakthroughs and are able to fully simulate surgical procedures to train doctors.

[@Velius99]

Can't look away... from that silhouette of Matt....

[@grimreminder5038]

Ha, their Kinect gameplays never cease to amuse me XD

[@PoleDancingTyrant]

this is literally the second time today that I've read something about Mantis Shrimp and I'm still blown away

[@helloducks1]

so my friend overdoes tonight and after i call him an ambulance i had a very long walk home and the whole way i could only think about how i had the best friends to cheer me up, get home and what do i see, thank you matt, pat and even woolie.

[@Komnen0s]

I am sure am glad that the Xbone is hanging on to the kinect! Definitely the most salvageable feature from the 360!

[@Bobanderic]

Woo hoo Portlandia! Mat and crew get up here in the Northwest and we can enjoy some good old barcade fun!

[@JustCallMeDavey]

I didn't plan to watch the Rustlemania series because I'm not particularly interested in fighting games. But I saw "Kinect" and knew it was going to be hilarious. I wasn't wrong. I guess I'll have to watch the rest of this series.

[@Mr.DuBetter]

4:58 no matter how many times i replay that little chuckle makes me laugh

[@FeenieVonKarma]

I have seriously seen this video at least 5 times. I cry every time.

[@ustar69]

nice thx matt that shrimp was really interesting lol

[@alexgilles7547]

"what are you going do" ... oh my thank you rustle mania

[@zzhub5060]

As soon as I saw the Title Screen Character, I was sold.

[@64manxman]

I'm absolutely loving this Rustlemania

[@Mirykasmos]

-starts video- alright guys my jimmies are ready -3 seconds after intro- well fuck that was some fast rustling....

[@ThatnerdStella]

i got 7 minutes and i was lauging in pain, like god dammit you guys, my stomach hurts so bad from laughing

[@TheTitanZee]

this is the best please make more dont stop

[@Darcoth]

"If you bother to give yourself the required amount of room." You seem to be implying that it's the players fault - that they choose not to give Kinect enough room. But really it's a matter of people simply not having enough room in their house. They have to work with what they have. The Kinect is a device that requires an unreasonable amount of space to be used properly. And I think that's a pretty big problem with it.

[@LovecraftsCatName]

Pat you are like the coolest Ginger i know XD Also, you've made me feel better about my height ;) I have like half your age and i'm still taller than you. Thanks man, i appreciate it. Also, your laugh cures cancer I Love your stuff man.

[@octopinkable]

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING DO" I love the grammar editing in this game.

[@suckatgameingido]

When I read the description all I got was Nicholas Cage screaming, "NOOOO NOT THE KINECT! OW MY EYES!"

[@fightormon]

love how pats so short the kinect registers him as squating

[@MorrisNaga]

I love you guys for loving Portlandia.

[@monkeyman21212]

Please never stop the Rustlemania!!

[@DrErikNefarious]

I immediately went to watch that mantis shrimp video after Matt talked about it.

[@hamzahullah]

Noooo! Dont stop the kinect games! They are the most entertaining out of all the videos!

[@07BlackSpecV]

God I lost it when it started the phrases. Always good for a "I'm going to throw up" laugh.

[@jbproductions127]

I luv this series so so much keep up the hilariousness guys ! XD