Hulk’s Questionable Rage

Hulk shows the Avengers how he gets mad at stuff that’s kinda bizarre! Kinda weird! Strange even! What!
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[@Solidjj]

*Meeting. Idiot

[@Javiolanti]

Still a great vid like always, though! Can't beat yourself up for the occasional typo.

[@coranbaker6401]

One sentence in, smh

[@walkerspectre]

Idiotic indeed. U posted that as soon as i typed exactly that lmao Still, loved the video

[@lepke1979]

Guy can't spell good...UNSUBSCRIBED!

[@Rugg0Rat]

Greetings

[@danieljames1868]

I like the idea that banner gets utterly _furious_ about something only for the hulk to calmly discuss it.

[@howdoyoudo5949]

Except minorities

[@infinityblayde1973]

​@@howdoyoudo5949 Yeah, he's more composed with fabric colors than he is with people colors.

[@Omniscient_AI]

@@infinityblayde1973 Or immigrants

[@lookoutforchris]

@@Omniscient_AI*invaders

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

I love imagining Bruce go through this minute long transformation sequence, even accidentally crushing a nearby table or damaging a wall just to pull up small glasses and go “Did Hulk read this correctly? $9 for a coffee?! Hulk thinks that’s an unfair price, however Hulk understands that with the rising living expenses and other economic factors that this price is necessary to keep the employees from bankruptcy. Hulk would like 1 cup please”

[@mueezadam8438]

_"I guess I really hate parades."_ Banner really hoped they would give him that out 😭😭😭

[@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331]

Hulk literally screamed *”MINORITIES???”*

[@the_doug_digital]

I don't think I've laughed harder at a solidjj video than upon hearing the Hulk shout "MINORITIES???" and the rest of the Avengers reel in stunned shock

[@SEXlSDEATH]

Super Mario Dexlue double Dash car

[@azlanadil3646]

I think the Irish immigrant one was funnier.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Honestly I laughed harder at the Colombo one. These politically slanted videos can be a real hit or miss, whereas the socially awkward ones are more universally applicable to the audience.

[@MrMiddleWick]

Hulk's a real gamer

[@ironmaster6496]

Iron Man's silence after Banner blamed the parade itself killed me 😂😂

[@q-tek8349]

"Hulk hates change" - Hulk, after changing into the Hulk

[@wegner7036]

Yeah I can see why he hates change.

[@Burn_Angel]

It confuses him.

[@CrimsonAzure-fh6yb]

Explains a lot tbh

[@Tevin-MK]

well...makes sense why he is like that..

[@jpraise6771]

Read this slowly. Greetings everyone, If you'd be willing to listen I have a few messages that I truly think could save your life. To Christians: remember your God in these dark ages, and remember humility comes before mercy. To those who do not stand with Christ: remember the love of your brothers toward one another, Remember the tranquility of the quiet sea and know that all these and so much more does your father in heaven own. Wake up from your slumber, and listen to the calling of God which has been present your entire life. Remember that we teach humility and compassion. Remember that these very traits give the society which you so yearn for. Remember God✝️

[@nash6568]

“That is not what happened!” I love the way he delivered that line 😊

[@SEXlSDEATH]

Alright Lil bro

[@ironmaster6496]

Same hahahaha the silence before makes the scene

[@userabcdef6436]

1:18

[@Mimicker1]

​@@SEXlSDEATH???

[@bigbuba5212]

​@@SEXlSDEATHMan, what're you trying to say

[@skywatcher1082]

*Hulk won the Lawsuit for unfair hiring practices* 💚 Legit happy for the guy.

[@shadowsonicsilver6]

The Avengers one week later: We here at the Avengers do not approve of the Hulk’s behavior on twitter today, starting immediately the Hulk is no longer an associate of the Avengers. This is not the type of behavior we here at the Avengers stand for.

[@autismoincarnate]

​@@shadowsonicsilver6the hulk the next day: (heavy sigh) hey guys. It's hulk here and I just want to say I'm sorry. I've made a continous lapse in my judgment.

[@TheKingBLOOZ]

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law is really good at his job

[@minaashido518]

690th like fuck yeahhh

[@minaashido518]

692 :(

[@kalin4452]

Hulk is the type of guy to ragequit in Chess and it will never get old.

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmnnn5047]

Facts

[@SEXlSDEATH]

He Can destroy my ass with one Hulk smash

[@Blue2x2x]

Even funnier if he ragequits on the first move.

[@AGamerthatregretsalot]

It’s not even been 20 minutes and already 400 likes

[@liliowen2132]

_Slowly puts away chess set..._ (I love chess)

[@wolfenstein652]

I still can't get over Hulk just screaming the word 'MINORITIES?!' with such righteous indignation.

[@TexMeta]

"Hulk hates change it confuses him" was a killer line.

[@elitegamer9310]

Hulk went from incredible, to credible, to uncredible. Poor Bruce.

[@warlordofbritannia]

The Uncredible Hulk: How Bruce Banner Got Canceled

[@sr.brigadeiro7718]

genius

[@moonrocks]

"I'm always angry (about immigrants)." -Bruce Banner, The avengers, 2012.

[@elishafollet5347]

Pretty much just your average republican

[@hellshakeyano2327]

lmao same 😂

[@thepikarivera7706]

That's why he attacked Loki and Thor.

[@snaketooth0943]

@@thepikarivera7706 Hulk: go back to Asgard/Scandinavia!

[@Anon1gh3]

@@elishafollet5347 And God bless them for carrying America on their shoulders.

[@wintersakiller]

“Aren’t you two essentially the same person?” “It depends on the writer” Fuck that’s real 💀

[@NivRel]

Man apreciate that Hulk admits he was mainly enraged by the fact he's confused by change, probably even afraid of it

[@blekksverd]

I love the Hulk calmly explaining why he would have preferred a different color for the curtains

[@apn2705]

And then immediately went, “MIONORITIES!” and refused to elaborate.

[@plucas1]

'They're going to take Hulk's job!" "How would they even do that? You're the fucking Hulk!" LMAO

[@germanyballwork5301]

>Amadeus Cho

[@fluffycat679]

This has to be my favorite line.

[@ironmaster6496]

​@@germanyballwork5301Oh....DAAAAMN HAHAHA there are some layers to this skit

[@PeteTheGrouch]

Sadly, that would imply an actual work ethic... In my experience, most just leech off the welfare state. Go figure.

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

​@@germanyballwork5301I had to do a quick search. Hulk's got a point there.

[@Jtriggers]

Let’s give some credit to Bruce’s self repairing shirt that’s powerful enough to come back after a Hulk transformation.

[@Jtriggers]

And glasses.

[@ankurdesai8370]

Thanks to Reed Richerds and his unstable molecules! sure he could fix johnny who is stuck inside the robot! pay more attention to sue or give ben grimm some way to live in normal society but, no unstable molecules without an unstable family!

[@briansmith48]

​@@ankurdesai8370. For a moment Reed did cure Ben Grimm ( the Thing ). Ben had to put on a rock suit to become the Thing though.

[@ankurdesai8370]

@@briansmith48 I do remember that time, was it bryne's run from 80s? or 90s?

[@virgilbarrios3174]

1:26 For clarification, modern versions of the Hulk make it abundantly clear that Bruce and Hulk are two completely different personas.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

That is a fair point, but what angers Bruce angers Bruce. It is not as if Hilk could trigger its own transformation.

[@theofficialuncleboneless5345]

@@thiagodeandrade7081about that… Immortal and New Hulk have him changing somewhat freely on the regular.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

@@theofficialuncleboneless5345 Interesting. Thanks.

[@bigboybastard7162]

Bruce hates parades, hulk hates minorities. They are not the same.

[@bryedtan]

0:05 wait a minute how did Cap get intel from Kang the Conqueror. Kang is in some dimension between time and space how do they spy on him ?

[@pogggaming4470]

Couldn’t he just go between dimensions?

[@xcalibur2582]

These videos are parodies of the old 50’s-60’s superhero cartoons, most of the stuff in those shows makes no sense because it’s either written like that or the comics they’re basing it on were in their weird phase of not knowing what it wants to be. I mean look at any Superman comic from back then, shit is crazy

[@C1-cl9vf]

They aren't spying on him, he attacked a military base

[@sh23943]

I like how out of all the things in the video this is the thing you’re concerned about lmao

[@ElDiabloMendez]

“It depends on the writer” really got me

[@heinoussage]

"hulk hates changes it confuses him" well, that makes sense to me

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

I can relate.

[@RevenantNeverDies]

relatable

[@ryanhollstein4164]

Heck I would probably change into world war hulk if I was a little bit more unstable and had gamma in my blood

[@You-are-definitely-right-but]

You are egregiously bad at using tenses

[@heinoussage]

@@You-are-definitely-right-but it was minor spelling mistake, thank for pointing out

[@justgotta7700]

“Aren’t you too the same person!” “Depends on the writing.” The mcu really fumbled trying to make hulk and banner the same ngl

[@SEXlSDEATH]

Family Guy funny moments

[@CNYTE]

They're not, tho. In the comics, the Hulk is a personification of Banners rage that came from his childhood and was only released by the gamma incident. Hulk hates Banner.

[@stiglapoint5672]

They meant the comic book writers actually Cause in the comics Bruce and Hulk are actually depicted as two separate entities living in the same body. I think a great example would be the Hulk knowing who Spider Man is when Peter erased everyone’s minds but since the Hulk is a different entity he remembers that Peter is Spider Man. However there are the times where the writers do something else and make Bruce and the Hulk the same

[@ari_dexel4288]

Even then there are like, so many various hulk personalities, it’s not even a gamma thing mostly it’s just Bruce has DID

[@johnconstantine7442]

"It depends on the writer", he said calmly.

[@namecomingsoon9517]

“Arent you two the same person?” “Depends on the writer” And that’s the Hulk folks

[@Chiller31916]

Pretty sure Hulk would rather have a sea blue curtain because blue has a more calming effect whereas red encourages emotions like anger or passion. I like Solid JJ's attention to detail.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

I like your comment but it also comes off as "Tell me, class, what does the author mean when he says 'the walls are blue'?"

[@Chef_Alpo]

​@@nomoretwitterhandlesoh, and then teacher wows us with the concept of fiction being open to interpretation?

[@Chiller31916]

@@Chef_Alpo Yeah that always bugged me.

[@psychopompous489]

@@nomoretwitterhandles The trick with that is not to care what the writer *meant.* If it works and plays into the theme in a clever way, you can learn from it with or without authors intent.

[@Zulk_RS]

@@nomoretwitterhandles How so? Isn't it like proven that like red stimulates passion and aggression (not to an extent that it matters that much but still). Blues and Greens have more calming effects.

[@risel56]

Since Hulk is one of the few people on the planet with green skin, doesn't that, by technicality, make _him_ a minority?

[@jonathanwells223]

only to a democrat

[@virovac885]

Hulk actually was once passing by and heard a bunch of villainous white supremacists talking about a white-only America and went "wait, Hulk not white..." It did not end well for them.

[@deathserpent9747]

​@@virovac885 what comic is that cause i want to read it.

[@briansmith48]

😂 He's only green half the time. 😅 So no it doesn't count. 🤣 lol...

[@demonic_myst4503]

Their more woman than men but woman are deemed a minority its really down to what ever socipolitical crap activists want to believe rather than axtual nunerics

[@ComicGladiator]

"No dogs or Irishmen." - Sign hanging on the door to the lab at Gamma Base.

[@JJ_R]

The Avengers basically asked Hulk “Why you mad, Bro?”

[@SEXlSDEATH]

Because Of gamma Radiation

[@askylibrarianoftheoceans4102]

They need to recruit that Russian hockey player for that. Hulk gets mad, and the guy's all "it's only [x], why you heff to be mad"

[@theillustriouscosmowitch617]

“Aren’t you two essentially the same person?” “It depends on the writer.” Fucking brilliant.

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

I love that “it depends on the writer” bit 😂😂😂

[@vexxama]

The idea of the hulk appearing just to state he is mildly annoyed then switch back to banner makes me laugh more than it should

[@rileywold8285]

Hulk being triggered by minor inconveniences would cause the destruction of every DMV in the world

[@flyte707]

You think that's a minor inconvenience?

[@RichieManuta-tj2wl]

Hulk's right about the curtains tho. If you agreed to make the choice as a group then ask the group dammit.

[@greendoritoman2464]

"Aren't you two essentially the same person?" "It depends on the writer" Bro really does read comics

[@conehead9796]

Captain America really has grown after his one talk with Iron Man

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

The drug psa is probably my favorite.

[@conehead9796]

@@sinisterthoughts2896 I was talking about the one where he has trouble adjusting to the changes in the world

[@JM-mh1pp]

@@conehead9796 but...tony was the racist one...

[@Noctaru]

@@JM-mh1pp you expect people to remember videos in this day and age?

[@ActuatedGear]

@@sinisterthoughts2896 DO ALL THE DRUGS!

[@ggt47]

1:57 As an Irish person I take that personally.

[@kingofcards9516]

As a fellow Irishman I found it funny.

[@ggt47]

@@kingofcards9516 I know I was just teasing.

[@doomsdaytaco3819]

IMMIGRANT!!

[@ggt47]

@@doomsdaytaco3819 😭

[@efneqjkn]

​@@ggt47THEYRE GONNA TAKE OUT JOBS 🤣

[@King_G-dede]

That quick “it depends on the writer” made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂

[@destroyerofeps2714]

Honestly hulk had a point for the curtains, They did say they would agree as a group, It's less about the curtains and more about the lack of respect.

[@IsiahTomas]

"That depends on the writer" Genius.

[@spobsquare]

1:19 Damn Bruce, you got Tony Stark laughin

[@garyromano7990]

somehow these feel fully animated, before I realize they are not

[@xyos7647]

"I really hate parades" was a really good comeback attempt.

[@Aaron-fh6hd]

In a world where mild annoyance is as strong as rage

[@Aaron-fh6hd]

​@@bloawblahnloaoktfinblah4381 Right but as you explained, Mild Annoyance /= Rage

[@blackedoutreviews]

“It depends on the writer.” Comedy gold 😂

[@Chaden]

The avengers meetings are always my favorites

[@aidanfox-wright4825]

Hulks right, a sea blue would have been much better for the room

[@purpledevilr7463]

*MINORITIES?!*

[@magma_5o587]

“No no no no no no no, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!. Sea blue better”

[@mr.smiley177]

every episode has a lesson this one is that Hulk has good taste

[@johnathanholmes1297]

Along with immigration issues.

[@NeoDeity]

🤨

[@Giuliana-w1f]

I hope you're talking about the curtains

[@PrinceOfThieves666]

Aside from the racism

[@nicholaswallen8147]

I agree. The sea blue would compliment the walls

[@Hankhawashere]

This new avengers movie is looking fire

[@PresbyterianPaladin]

"Hulk subscribes to the green replacement theory."

[@victorfigueiredo1061]

"It depends on the writer" broken me

[@SenorTortas]

I like how the Hulk can calmly and effectively communicate what's troubling him with his words and not his fists ... until that infuriating Tony Stark makes it almost impossible not to lol

[@hhfggvogtthehy6451]

Damn, Iron Man turned into Iron Rocket at the end.💀

[@bensbakedbeans782]

“That is NOT what happened” 😭

[@bare_bear_hands]

Now this is the real Hulk we want, zero self control and gets angry at anything!

[@night_abra7702]

You could literally do any voice at this point

[@johnconstantine7442]

Not female though

[@alextrill5829]

*shakes head in the lack of female voice actress*

[@fluffycat679]

Every time a new voice for either a character he hasn't done yet or another rendition of Spider-Man (great touch) appears in a video I just become instantly enamored with his take on the character.

[@arx3516]

I think it should be better to treat Hulk's rage induced transformations as a "fight or flight" thing. Meaning that unless Bruce or one of his friends are in a great and immediate danger it's impossible to trigger the transformation. Leading Bruce to work hard to harness his rage when he wants to transform.

[@369destroyer]

In this case its Fight or Fight

[@datdankdj8264]

That sounds like a very good concept, but kinda boring if they were to adapt it since there wouldn’t be a whole lot of Hulk onscreen until like the final battle

[@arx3516]

@@datdankdj8264 it's a good thing in my opinion. Hulk isn't very interesting when non in combat, Bruce however is.

[@Barnaclebeard]

That's so backwards. A rage monster doesn't work hard to generate a rage, they work hard to contain and control it -- and typically fail.

[@benz8691]

The only problem with that is Bruce made it very clear that he doesn’t want to be Hulk. He probably wouldn’t really be in the Avengers radar as he would try very hard to avoid any dangerous situations.

[@guidomista9565]

Its wild to think how therapy is the biggest weapon against the hulk

[@Hunter-rr5ue]

So this is why the Illuminati sent Hulk into space?

[@Michiganman800]

Forget a wall. Just give me like 10 Hulks

[@stiglapoint5672]

“Depends on the writers” lol Cause in the comics Bruce and Hulk are actually depicted as two separate entities living in the same body. I think a great example would be the Hulk knowing who Spider Man is when Peter erased everyone’s minds but since the Hulk is a different entity he remembers that Peter is Spider Man. However there are the times where the writers do something else and make Bruce and the Hulk the same

[@dmitrykhvostik5975]

Thank to this Every Time I see a classic Hulk art my head imagines him saying "MINORITIES?!"

[@kaptainkibiroproductions45]

As someone currently training to *legit* voice The Hulk. ....fuckin radical job brother.

[@therealeikichionizuka]

“depends on the writer” OK THAT WAS LIKE REALLY FUNNY

[@Acidtrippingdinosaur]

Minorities?! 💀

[@Geronimon343]

Hulk is so strong, he punched Iron Man into live action.

[@darko7432]

1:47 Max Schneider is rather familiar with this story.

[@gregbors8364]

Hulk mad that no one pay attention to his feelings 😢 (except for rage)

[@TheHero136]

Even with all those PhDs and such, Hulks emotional maturity is that of a pre-adolescent teenager, at best. Also nice to imply that Cap might be getting over his PTSD of the Germans.

[@titaniumwormYT]

“Depends on the writer” 💀

[@unhappytomato8376]

Finally, hulks rage that is completely justified

[@chileshems88]

Lol he tried to be slick with "I guess I don't like parades."

[@Krakenkurt]

the raw thumbnail alone had me dead 💀

[@yourdemiseishere]

Honestly because the hulk is more base nature, change confusing him in general would make sense, even if it'd be a sensitive topic to those more aware.

[@JM-mh1pp]

Honestly I would like if avengers had to struggle with being such imperfect team still trying to do good

[@zachm9202]

Hulk doesn't like outsourcing.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

“Ross” triggered him because he didnt think they were “on a break.”

[@cameronlapage7386]

At first I thought the twist would be that Hulk is angry at the broken immigration system and the government's unwillingness to fix it.

[@matiaspereyra9392]

Hulk: "FUCKING PRONOUNS"

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Wait until Hulk finds out about mutants. And the X-Men, who are also superheroes - AKA Hulk's job.

[@Icebergeification]

Mighty rich for solid jj's ironman to call someone else out on their racism

[@jackcrater9725]

Would be funny if Bruce Banner had tourettes with constant random outbursts but everytime he turns into the Hulk it almost seemed completely random because you could never tell when he was experiencing tourretes or legit getting pissed off

[@wordyballoons]

The funny thing is, in the older comics minor frustrations were unironically enough to get Hulk that angry.

[@GyroEater]

"That's my Secret Cap, I'm, always Angry!"

[@117oddlink-9]

1:11 and 1:59 That had me dead. 💀

[@theocanonoy8691]

MINORITIES!?

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

Didn’t Iron Man hope Captain America was racist? Pot to kettle man. XD

[@JM-mh1pp]

Yeah but Ironman is good at PR. Racist at heart not on the surface

[@jayq8354]

Iron Man: We gotta get ready for the February Festi- Hulk: NI- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@tomioluwa1284]

I think the most questionable hulk transformation was for a gallon of milk😂😂😂

[@ironmaster6496]

Is that canon?

[@Bugermanchi]

@@ironmaster6496for how weird comics are . It’s most likely true

[@aladinocave6599]

I short of want a link to that

[@lordgaming8767]

Hulk was so strong he changed cartoon iron man to live action iron man

[@raynarksatriawibowo6688]

No wonder they sent the hulk into exile on other planet

[@Chigger]

What are Hulk's thoughts about Thor? Thor's about as much of an immigrant as an immigrant can be.

[@briansmith48]

Thor is older than America. 😅

[@GarkKahn]

I can relate to the hulk I hate when people in my group do something without consulting me before

[@italucenaz]

I love how direct he is on "well they came from Ireland" "IMIGRANT!!!!"

[@bartudundar3193]

I always wondered what would happen if a really stubborn mosquito made its way into Bruce Banner's bedroom as he was trying to sleep.

[@a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor]

Same...hulk...same

[@wearr_]

Ah yes, the metting

[@jovakhiin]

Hearing hulk say “immigrants” is something I didn’t need in my day.

[@laurawhelan-bratsis5751]

“Aren’t you essentially the same person? “ “It depends on the writer.” I LOVED that part.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

A sea blue does sound nicer than a red. It should also grant a more calming aura to the area as well.

[@SaintJimmy379]

I've been hosing myself laughing for a good 3 minutes now. Perfect "didn't expect that" comedy🤣

[@jerry3790]

I honestly thought the punchline was gonna be that captain America is also racist

[@majorboogie5287]

Same