The Avengers Re-Assemble

[@kieranadamson3224]

The way Hulk just goes "my dad was a mean man" without any hint of the usual Hulk accent fucking sent me.

[@RogeTheVirus]

Also how Tony is just like Stop it

[@epictoe7179]

Iron Man was not having it

[@ironmaster6496]

dude stop it

[@CyanRooper]

​@@epictoe7179probably because he didn't have a dad growing up

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

I wanted to hear Hulk outer monolog oh well

[@pobo8434]

"Is thou fucking with me" is the funniest line I've ever heard in my life

[@ChickenShred]

That is 100% something Minos Prime would say

[@maxpis4412]

he should’ve said “Art thou fucking with me”, the “Is” makes it sound like “Is you fucking with me”

[@ThallesSama]

Short life, clearly still have much to live.

[@oledshwfgk3068]

and thou is the informal version of you so it fits.

[@DonCDXX]

@@maxpis4412 "Art thou" would be the most grammatically correct in a formal sense, but "be thee" would work as well when looking at archaic colloquial grammar.

[@Soul93Taker]

"Aren't you the guy who beat his wife?" I think Superman's actual superpower is to tick people off

[@samuelbarber6177]

He doesn’t even know Ant-Man, he just says that to everyone

[@leeroyjenkins7325]

Super-trolling

[@450AHX]

Or in this case, ant people off.

[@MaddieM4]

As someone who used to love scrolling through Superdickery on the school computers in high school - yes, yes that tracks exactly

[@smiley4995]

No the Tick is a different hero

[@andrearossi6564]

Poor antman got done dirty, he was supposed to hit her accidentally while turning because he was in a work frenzy but the drawer drew a full on pimp slap and there was no time to fix it, he became a wife beater because of editorial deadlines

[@EspenSGX]

And he wasn't mentally sound at the time too. The Ultimate Hank Pym, though? That guy doesn't have an excuse.

[@jondunmore4268]

"full on pimp slap" - hahahahahahahahahahaha - backhand too, if I remember correctly...

[@AnonymousSilence-nd3zb]

Yeah. This is exactly what happened. I understand that undoing Hank slapping Janet isn't a simple thing, since it would kinda just remove the impact of a character domestically abusing their significant other (whether it be intentional or not, and it's been brought up in numerous subsequent stories as well), but it's just unfair Hank has as bad a rep as he does because of editorial miscommunication.

[@mrfox9090]

Nah

[@coobk]

pymp slap

[@geardog24]

1:19 The fact that we never got an Avengers movie where Iron Man fights crime on roller skates is a tragedy.

[@bobbysworld281995]

Batman n Robin had skates. Probable fear

[@aabeeek]

I am 99% sure he actually uses the roller skates in the Armored Adventures series.

[@klhaldane]

I was walking in Paris when I heard an odd clatter, and saw three uniformed police with ROLLERBLADES run down a set of stairs, gracefully leap over the sidewalk and land in the street at running speed. It was totally brilliant for a dense, medieval city with narrow lanes and slow traffic. Faster and less tiring than running, and better than bicycles or motorbikes for chasing people who might dodge into a Metro station.

[@theradiantdehd3997]

I’m still waiting for my Batman vs Dinosaurs, Vampires, or Pirates movie. All three preferably. Maybe not the same movie though, as then it would feel like a later Transformers movie or a later Fast and Furious movie.

[@roguishpaladin]

@@klhaldane And then I'd simply head for the nearest stairs to evade them.

[@dazzlethestar151]

3:08 I love how Superman immediately recognised Ant Man as a wife beater.

[@truthwatcher2096]

Real recognises real NO NO CUT THAT

[@PokemonGoFan-ry6gd]

He's got wife-beater-spotter-vision. It's kind of his powers.

[@the_knightcatTTv]

​@@truthwatcher2096📸

[@CanadianWolverine]

Superman has been to Marvel’s Universe IIRC

[@Blackout7177]

I thought you was going to say that he was shooing her away like that last video

[@tomioluwa1284]

Spider-man watching outside a window: Man it must suck having a bunch of people try and copy off you. Glad I'm the only hero with spider powers

[@AgentofLADON]

Venom, Arachne, Miles Morales, Steel Spider, Night Monkey and the various Multiverse spidermen who drop in every week would have words.

[@seeinred]

@@AgentofLADON whoosh

[@BrokenValentine-333]

@@AgentofLADON Can't wait for that spider from billy and mandy to show up in Spiderverse

[@CyanRooper]

​@@BrokenValentine-333"I HATE YOU!!!!" - Billy, probably

[@Dude9695]

Remember that time the entire city of new york got spider powers

[@BR-jw7pm]

Superman: aren’t you the guy that beat his wife? Antman: IT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME! That delivery! 😂

[@DeliciaDamaria]

My favourite part of the bit

[@BR-jw7pm]

@@DeliciaDamaria I WAS gonna comment on the consumerism part and how it completely fits an America-based super team (am American) but then THAT bit outshined it! Especially the delivery!

[@MaxWeb2599]

He became so infamous for that, even people fron other universes heard about it

[@BR-jw7pm]

@@MaxWeb2599 this is what Tv Tropes calls “Never Live It Down”

[@wanderingstorytellerj7758]

@@DeliciaDamaria Least favorite, tbh. At this point, it's just an obligatory thing to point out.

[@boiledratgaming]

"Well isn't this quite queer..." "Can he say that?" Probably my favorite Solid JJ moment of all time.

[@thegreenestofmachines]

Yeah, I can't understand why no one's talking about it. It's my favorite part

[@dankali735]

1:15 Stark would actually gladly make everyone a suit, as he's done many times now. He's got such a big ego that he'd love everyone to use his suits.

[@fryguy9704]

“Hulk power come from surviving bomb…and childhood trauma” I feel you, man. I feel you

[@CyanRooper]

But most superheroes suffer from childhood trauma: Batman, Hulk, The Flash etc.

[@lordcomix8118]

You good, man?

[@Ebani]

@@CyanRooper There are many different types of childhood trauma, in Batman's case it was losing his parents but in Hulk's it was the opposite

[@GravityI]

@@lordcomix8118 He's fine, he survived the bomb

[@stellviahohenheim]

Funny how in the comics superpowers are awaken using trauma, when in real life trauma will awaken more trauma

[@Alex169o]

2:55 everytime dc appears the batman leader bit should appear every time lol

[@tangydiesel1886]

It's probably a monthly conversation somewhere between payday and the bills being due.

[@ProjektTaku]

@@tangydiesel1886 until Superman and Green Arrow throw back that they practically hand built the headquarters and could probably pay for it with Aquaman money, or just use that instant fortress growing Kryptonian tech.

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@ProjektTaku I'm now imagining the Hall of Justice being rebuilt with clams.

[@ProjektTaku]

@@StealthTheFoxz another Aqua W.

[@ryanwoon3534]

“Can my hammer shoot out bullets?” Ah Captain America, truly he lives up to his name.

[@dustydd]

🫡 🇺🇸

[@milesv5579]

Fck yea

[@secretsecret3528]

Captain Murica

[@Raximus3000]

What kind of bullets?

[@mynanaysp]

🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@EndymionMkII]

0:34 I needed a replay button for this don't mind me

[@leonrobinson8180]

Beat me to it

[@iguchikikue6418]

Is thou fucking with me AHAHAHAHHAA

[@robertpendola6284]

1:48 oh that hurts😢

[@Koolstuffdude.]

Hulk looks so dumb

[@lowkeyimloki8741]

​@@Koolstuffdude.The iron man suits too 🤢🤮

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

1:05 Actually in the comics, the shield is comprised of Vibranium, a steel alloy, AND a third substance that was retroactively dubbed “proto-adamantium” (as attempts to recreate it would end up resulting in the creation of multiple forms of modern Adamantium that vary in properties and levels of durability.)

[@AgentofLADON]

US Agent carries a six pack of Carbondium shields in his last mini. He just beats you until one breaks and grabs another.

[@girlweird833]

Nobody cares, bruh.

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

So just like Thor’s Hammer it’s one of a kind.

[@saltygibus5746]

​@@girlweird833Ey, no need to be a jerk. The guy wants to mention facts, let them mention facts.

[@truthwatcher2096]

I almost forgot that the only reason Cap's shield isn't adamantium in the films is that the X-Men grabbed that first

[@samuelzapata3036]

"if kermit the frog can have one i can have one" Frogjolnir is just the peak of fiction i swear

[@MarquisLeary34]

Beta Ray Bill somewhere: Good move, blonde boy, keeping my name out of your mouth on that one....

[@alexg.2430]

"frogjolnir" gave me a stroke i hope you're happy

[@CtrlAltRestore]

1:48 "My dad was a mean man" 💀

[@Amr_55]

"Stop"

[@freakyskull516]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii *absorbent* mean man~

[@TheOneAndOnlySame]

Dude stahp

[@CsRj2854]

Knowing the kind of person Brian Banner was, that's a understatement

[@adyingtribunal6034]

@@freakyskull516he’s not absorbing man

[@youvebeengreeked]

Get every Avenger blessed by Odin and given a hammer/axe, inject them all with super serum, give them all vibranium iron man suits enhanced with Pim Tech, replace everyone’s skeletons with adamantium ones, get them all bitten by radioactive spiders, and expose them all to gamma radiation. Boom. Super superheroes.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Ultraheroes?

[@herowither12354]

Maybe not the adamantium.. Y'know, since it's killing Wolverine.. the guy who's unable to die..

[@youvebeengreeked]

@@herowither12354 true, but combined with the hulk regen and having the strength of thor, reckon they'd be fine.

[@herowither12354]

@@youvebeengreeked As long as they stay mad and never put down the hammer, yea.

[@joshuaducker5960]

Super-Duper Heroes.

[@miguelgarcia6170]

2:43 I like how he figures out the kids would definitely buy the Merch.

[@probablyjinxed]

the tony stark kicked in full force lol

[@thegreatscribbles960]

That's pretty much what the symbiote events are

[@HoV326]

I love the implication that Superman has been to the universe their universe is contained in, or at least knows about it enough to know what happens in it

[@user-uo8mx3cv5k]

In DC, Marvel comics exists. Same thing with Marvel where DC comics exists as well

[@noiJadisCailleach]

You just made me realize solid JJs skits is canon Marvel and DC. It's one of the multiverses that exists!! Oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[@armaggedon390]

Both universes have crossed over, and the big crossover is still technically canon to this day.

[@Warhawkx]

Both universes are aware of each other due to past crossover events. In Marvel vs DC issue 1, Ben Reilly as Spider-man finds himself in Gotham facing the Joker. Joker instantly recognizes him and mentions that he'd "switched tailors" since they last met, indicating that he'd previously faced Peter in his original Spidey costume.

[@jondunmore4268]

or he reads Avengers comics...

[@hanako2861]

Captain America is American

[@Monkeylighthouse]

Yes

[@TheTruepanther]

Really? Who could've guessed!

[@TahaMedyaTV]

I cant belive this! How could he!?!?!?

[@LondonTransport466]

Over 7,000 languages in the world and bro chose to speak facts. 🗣️

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

I thought he British

[@bananagaming2986]

i love how thor almost always sounds like he's yelling in a mystical voice. "BUT I'M THOR??"

[@teamofone1219]

Antman: Are you interested in someone with the ability to shrink? Superman: We already have a shrinking guy, I think his name is Atom? Antman: Shit why didn't I think of that name? It's a lot cooler than freaking Antman. *Keeps shrinking and mumbling to himself*

[@Warhawkx]

😃😁😆😅🤣😂😂😂

[@ProjektTaku]

*Dollman crying in the corner*

[@PrimeroJinJusuke]

But can the Atom control ants?

[@Airosteh5th]

​@@PrimeroJinJusukeNo, that's Adam Ant.

[@justinmillard8196]

Antman’s honestly unusually brave. If I could shrink and communicate with ants I would be terrified of meeting Woody Allen.

[@BunnyBoy-nx1dr]

Superman: "Aren't you the guy who beat his wife?" Ant-man: "Don't know? Is the guy who forced his best friend to dig his own grave asking?"

[@mrfox9090]

Nah

[@thedudewithasanspfp]

Nah

[@ES-dp6tw]

You ever think the villains also talk like this? Is Kraven and Rhino asking Doc Ock to make them their own super advanced tentacle attack limbs, do Whiplash and Crimson Dynamo sell knock-offs of their suit to minions? Do people badger Sauron to make them their own turn-people-into-dinosaur gizmos?

[@Kshandamion]

Besides Cartoon Network having done a Legion of Doom parody where the villains *do* ask Luthor to give them things (though Brainiac just wants a decent pair of pants,) *Sauron, himself* is obsessed with turning people into dinosaurs. Spider-Man even calls him out that he could use his genius to cure cancer and the like, but Sauron "doesn't *want* to cure cancer, I *want* to turn people into dinosaurs!"

[@ES-dp6tw]

@@Kshandamion Entertaining to think someone comes asking for a device and Sauron just turns them into a dinosaur.

[@joaopaulolimacavalcante3050]

Kraven would rather kill himself than rely on anything not strictly his own to get Spider Man

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

​@@Kshandamion Sauron 🤝 Luthor _not_ curing cancer

[@thechunkmaster8794]

I thought Sauron was the black guy who made rings.

[@BeanMusic07]

“Is thou fucking with me” Imma steal that

[@GZilla311]

I would slightly alter it to "Art thou".

[@somebody4952]

"You made the Stormbreaker axe" "Yeah, by *surviving the force of a dying star*"

[@ClaustroPasta]

well... go do that again then. 3 more times to be exact"

[@joeb8935]

Tbf, the comics stormbreaker was no where near as difficult to forge It also rightfully belongs to beta ray bill, an awesome character the MCU refuses to use

[@arkhtyi9456]

tbf, Thor only needed to do that because the forge was kinda broken. He doesn't need to do that if they can fix it.

[@reginaldwooster235]

​@@arkhtyi9456Yeah, if the forge was working properly that wouldn't have been an issue.

[@colingrant3545]

3:20 i feel very privileged

[@11jerans]

What are you talking about? It’s just a blank screen?

[@DazDroAnimations]

See what? I thought he added that for the video to be longer. Is there a hidden message in the white screen?

[@cheaperying5672]

I don't get it, it's a blank screen? Can someone please explain it to me?

[@AppImage]

I do too it's so great that they decided not to put an ad at the end of the video

[@joedover302]

wrong timestamp, that’s literally after the video ends 💀

[@asnail7346]

I love Hulk's quiet "Oh right" when he remembered he can smash without a hammer.

[@ComposedSage75]

_”Hulk Smashed”_ Ah yes. The thing Hulk is known for doin 💀🤣🤣🤣

[@jimschleich8753]

I took it as Hulk had a "successful" date!

[@noahkarpinski1824]

I mean, the real reason is that the hammer was crafted by supernaturally masterful Dwarven craftsmen and the Asgardians already cheated them out of having to pay for the first one so they probably wouldn't make more Additional fun fact: they cheated by having Loki turn into a fly and distract the guy making Mjolnir, which caused some of the iron to be unusable. That's why Mjolnir has a small handle

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

Well, they did made another hammer, but only after Sif beated the ass of a giant dwarf that was an asshole

[@Seeyou45]

That's in the myths. In comics while it is crafted by supernatural Dwarfs they had to use a star as the forge. Said star went Supernova afterwards and ended up wiping out the dinosaurs

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@Seeyou45 [Insert angry Savage Land noises, particularly from Sauron, here.]

[@massgunner4152]

Wasn't the creation of the hammer a result of loki shit talking a dwarf so hard that he bet his head that the dwarf couldnt make a hammer for thor.

[@MusicoftheDamned]

@@massgunner4152 Pretty sure that's also a real life Norse mythology only thing even if Loki is *more* of an asshole in the comics.

[@michasokoowski6651]

2:30 Actually Tony would be still The Ironman, he is the one who crafts, maintains, develops suits.

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

To be fair, She-Hulk (the comics one of course) and a bunch of other gamma mutates, shows that you can totally copy Hulk's powers with a handy-dandy blood donation... it's just that because she's related to Banner and doesn't have any seriousm mental trauma, Jen rolled a natural 20 and became a Green-skinned bombshell who has Hulk-like powers and no bad side-effects at all. Also, if you go by the Ang Lee Hulk movie, you don't want to put gamma blood into Captain America, unless you want Captain Abomination. So all you need to become Hulk-like is: - Bruce Banner's blood - Blood compatibility with Bruce Banner - 100% healthy and sane mind. No mental illnesses nor traumas - No super-serum or preferably anything else in your body, just be a normal vanilla grade human. - Luck and prayer so you don't become a monster of some sort, die or the like Looking at the ranks of the Avengers... this could probably only work with a few normal humans like Tony, Clint, Natasha, Hank Pym and Janet... but yeah, I don't think you want to put gamma in the veins of most of these people. Not even 100% sure for Pym and Janet because their bodies might be full of Pym Particles by now. Clint and Janet are probably the sanest of the lot. So yeah let's go with Iron Man armors for everyone.

[@Johncornwell103]

Imagine Thor given it...

[@GeorgeDCowley]

I seem to recall that Banner's infinite ceiling is more-or-less unique.

[@stellabee2026]

MCU Natasha maybe, but 616!Natasha has a variant of the super soldier serum

[@Pats0c]

Hulk in the most average sounding voice ever: My dad was a mean man... Iron Man: Dude, stop...

[@darkebuddha]

"Why don't we all get one?" The Fear Itself storyline in a nutshell. Tony Stark decides to start making Asgardian gear because he's convinced he can forge just as well as the Dwarves.

[@Astrozka]

2:13 The happy wheels sound effect brought back memories

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

Fr

[@MattwosRandomNonContent]

1:59 Stormbreaker is a hammer in the comics and Beta Ray Bill has it. Throg also has Frogjolnir but it was made from a sliver of Mjolnir that broke off so it hardly counts

[@Viscidsquare040]

1:34 red captain America helmet?

[@Firemaster27]

Odin: I mean, I can just say some words and give you power if you really want to

[@robertnelson9599]

There was a comic where Thor gave the main Avengers team their own magic weapons. Tony got a suit based on the Destroyer Armor.

[@blacksage2375]

Isn't that how Beta Ray Bill happened?

[@octaviomaiani5624]

Therapist: Ironman with iron-Ear is not real, it cannot hurt you. Ironman with Iron-Ear: 0:45

[@airstep001]

That's his old suit that he used in like the 50's or 60's

[@Springzack]

I can’t unsee it now. All I see is red and everything is on fire

[@BimodalTurtle36]

The thing is, if they did give the iron man suits to everyone, it would be iron patriot, hulk buster, and Thor is already in a suit of armour and also can shoot beams of light(and can fly) so there you go...

[@PhotonBeast]

Also, amusingly, they did this not infrequently in some of the cartoons. Usually when it was like "We need to fight Thanos in space" or what have you. I think even Hulk got a suit in that instance.

[@quasimondo1933]

Plus War Machine and Rescue (even if she can't remember it)

[@konstantinostsitselis4507]

3:15 dude really just posted an extra 30 seconds of a blank screen just to increase the length of the video

[@draftymamchak]

I know right.

[@Jediapologist]

Just doing anything to increase the watch time stats it seems

[@richardtownsend6466]

That's good I thought mine was broken withe the blank screen at the end.

[@Pioootr]

Is the joke that you don't see advertisment or was it actually happening to you?

[@WHATTHEFUNKstudios10]

Literally, I just came here to ask if anyone else noticed, was waiting for something to happen

[@vsvpslim]

"My tracker says he's still going" I love subtle humor like this

[@MusicoftheDamned]

I like the others all nope out of trying to copy Hulk's powers as soon as they find out about the childhood trauma but before they find out how brutally screwed up Banner's childhood actually was.

[@lesvegetables5014]

I really like that thor's voice is always sounding like its in an auditorium, even with everyone else's voice being normal.

[@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н]

Finally, a Thor short. I've been waiting for years.

[@generalians]

Multiple animation studios about superheroes AND EVERY SINGLE ONE brings up the time ant-man beat his wife. Amazing.

[@Jarakin]

2:31 Cap spitting real truths here

[@bigyoshi5170]

“Right well this could’ve gone worse so at least-“ -Captain America “So about the Sokovia Accords…” -Iron Man *”NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”* -Captain America

[@adarkwind4712]

I believe you mean the Tony accords.

[@FreddyRiggo417]

Thor arguing about how Mjolnir's one of a kind and can't be duplicated.... Beta Ray Bill: *laughs in Korbin*

[@dr.veronica6155]

I think my favorite part is that clearly most of these ideas came up in the writing room at one point or another because there *was* a comic where basically every Avenger got their own special enchanted Uru weapon from Asgard (even if they weren't all hammers) and I'm pretty sure Iron Man has built suits for the non-powered Avengers before at some point. And I love that the first reaction any of the Justice League have to Ant Man is just the Flash going "Is he allowed to say that?" When Ant Man comments that his current situation is quite "queer."

[@flyingelephantwalrus]

Yes he can, queer means strange

[@JohnTechHead]

This is the 1st time Thor actually has any relevance in a solid jj video

[@rajatariq6498]

All Thor had to say to win that argument is “The hammer isn’t a weapon, it’s a tool that lets me harness my powers, yknow cause I’m like the fucking god of thunder”

[@superstarultra28]

The cleaning lady picking up Mjolnir is hysterical.

[@spobsquare]

1:36: Captain America is red

[@CyanRooper]

He briefly turned into a Republican.

[@Alex169o]

Captain ameREDcan

[@weeblordgaming6062]

Captain Russia

[@seansmith877]

I was about to comment this then saw this as top comment haha

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Always has been. He ain't moved.

[@platypusfox73]

Thor: I can't just make more hammers. Beta Ray Bill: He's lying. He totally made one for me!

[@Apher69]

0:22 Thor was there on September 11th

[@Venom12081]

Not funny

[@JamesStarfallalt]

@@Venom12081it was kinda funny

[@Heartz789]

@@Venom12081very funny😂😂😂

[@Game_Hero]

@@Venom12081 I guess you could say this joke crashed and burned! Wakka wakka!

[@Saintpentiousofficial]

​@@Game_Herofozzy why

[@Supermateo97]

“…and childhood trauma.” “Yeah uh, I think we’re good.” Killed me again JJ 😂😂😂

[@IsabellaMathew]

1:28 poor dude

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Okay, but the Hulk in Iron Man armor with a Captain America Shield and Thor's Hammer combined with Ant Man's ability to grow giant would be an omega level threat. It's right up there with that time that the Hulk learned kung fu.

[@MattwosRandomNonContent]

3:04 Hank: "I am Ant-Man, I have the power to shrink" *The Atom has entered the chat* Hank: Well... I... I can grow too! **Atom Smasher grows while Wonder Woman points to a picture of Giganta in lack of voice actress**

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

I love how Hulk immediately talk normally when he was denied it. "Oh alright"

[@DarkHypernova]

Thor: "My all-father doesn't just make magic hammers for anyone." Odin: "Beta Ray Bill, I like the cut of your jib! Have a magic hammer!"

[@nateds7326]

Thor always being drenched in reverb is a great running gag

[@FireFox64000000]

In Ant-Man's defense, the Ultimates universe was kind of a mistake. We do not talk about anything that happened in the Ultimates universe.

[@AgentofLADON]

Sadly he hit her in the main universe as well. Supposedly it was meant to be a shove but the artist was taught to always make the movements 110% and it became a smack.

[@FireFox64000000]

@@AgentofLADON Damn it.

[@tuluflulu]

What about Miles?

[@napkinasmr189]

True, I cannot recall a single thing that was good from that universe other than the Spider-Man run. 616 will always reign supreme, in my opinion.

[@XD-sc4ix]

Unless it's miles morales

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

1:23 Don’t forget how those powers (at least in the main comics) are also tied to THE ultimate evil in all of Marvel Comics, the “One Below All” (The “One Above All”’s evil half and effective “Hulk form” for situations where things are really, Really, REALLY FUBAR.)

[@Pixel_Manny_69]

how strong is it?

[@gladehartdreamer5620]

@@Pixel_Manny_69 cam he beat goku?

[@ari_dexel4288]

@@Pixel_Manny_69 Well as the name implies, it's equal to the one above all. Essentially Marvel God, capital G God. Take everything in Marvel, he's its God.

[@Pixel_Manny_69]

@ari_dexel4288 I meant it like, if the hulk channels his power, how strong does he become? Sorry I'm not a comic reader, just curious

[@jimmydesouza4375]

@@Pixel_Manny_69 One of the stories has the hulk fully succumbing to it and then destroying the universe. So "as powerful as they want him to be".

[@michaelthesavior8740]

"Is thou fucking with me?" Comic fans *PLEASE* tell me this is something Thor has actually said in the comics. I NEED this to be true Side note whats with the red mask at 1:34 ?

[@DeusExAngelo]

No, but Mjolnir has been found it's hands temporarily into underrated but fantastic characters like Beta Ray Bill (Who later wielded Stormbreaker), forgettable characters like Thunderstrike (Eris Masterson), and a really dumb, preachy run with Jane Foster. The third doing a disservice to Thor and Jane Foster as characters. I recall correctly, there was also a time Thor got served/sued by a lawyer who was actually a minotaur?

[@monolophosaurus]

The red mask is probably just a colouring error

[@meganegan5992]

@@DeusExAngelo No, it's even better: in the latest run, said Minotaur, the head of Roxxon, Marvel's biggest baddest megacorp, *bought the rights to Thor comics* and used those to influence public perception of Thor, and through that shift in perception cast a spell to dull his wits any time he is on or near Midgar.

[@Rynjinivar]

@@meganegan5992 I haven't read the very newest but this fits with the trend of Minotaur being unbelievably funny and effective as a villain, I still chuckle when I think about the time he got a judge to slap Thor with a fucking restraining order to stop him from messing with his business. Just to screw with him.

[@meganegan5992]

@Rynjinivar If you read nothing else, go for Roxxon Presents: Thor. It is an extremely on the nose satire, but super funny. Genuinely my favorite comic of 2024.

[@reecebayliff8716]

Iron man completely changing his mind when he realizes how much money it can make them

[@kirktown2046]

"those blades have saved lives" is my new retort to any rollerblading joke -- Damn you guys are funny.

[@suryasingh9738]

"Aren't you the guy who beat his wife?" "It was one f**king time!" We gotta have more crossovers between Marvel and DC on this channel lol.

[@tuojiangoman3228]

Same, Surya, same.

[@googolplexcinema]

Peter Parker threw a very pregnant Mary Jane against a wall when he found out he was "the real clone all along" (this was a lie) in the clone saga but you'll never hear about that as much as Hank bc we all memory-holed everything about the clone saga aside from a basic wikipedia summary

[@samuelbarber6177]

Apart from when Linkara must rant about it again, then we do remember it.

[@Sky2023-uf3ip]

At least Janet wasn't pregnant ☠️ Seriously,what the hell?

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

In fairness, I don't think it's a matter of people brushing it off so much as this being such a departure from Peter Parker's many prolific media appearances that it just doesn't make sense to to anyone you could bring it up to. Would not be taken seriously for Peter Parker fans who might only have access to so much of the character's massive backlog of appearances so far.

[@Hifuutorian]

It was forgotten when Peter did it because it didn't feel like part of his character arc like it did for Hank.

[@SuperKiobi13]

Reed Richards also smacked his wife once while making a mysoginist rant and they also Never mention that

[@hatred930]

0:34 The "Is thou fucking with me" is funny as shit to me for some reason.

[@hatred930]

@404TVfr there mom

[@chrispilcher2024]

if Bill was in the room this conversation, would've played out differently Cap: Yeah alright, well just ask him to do it again, Thor: y-you really can't ask for that kind of gift again, it's kind of a one time thing, Beta Ray Bill: then what am I, chopped liver?

[@doomguy26]

1:48 I just need a replay button for this

[@Sweet_Pup_g]

If only the Avengers had after action reports of Bruce Banner writing "Hulk Smashed" and not bothering to elaborate.

[@azukikoo]

2:26 the way Cap flipped it on Iron Man💀

[@romero6096]

"My dad was mean" poor Bruce

[@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky]

Right in my feels 👌🥶

[@Jaxymann]

Hulk trauma-dumping in a detached monotone voice whilst Cap gives his motivational speech had me on the floor

[@EricTheKartoonKing]

“Is he going to grow back?” “My tracker says he’s still going” I’m still laughing about this

[@prototype0z19athesaturdaym9]

0:37 Tell that to Steel.

[@GZilla311]

To be fair that’s also from John Henry. As is his name.

[@prototype0z19athesaturdaym9]

@@GZilla311 Is there other heroes who carry insane hammers?

[@369destroyer]

Beta Ray Bill

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Technically Capt America can use the hammer whenever he wants as long as it isn't to show off.​@@prototype0z19athesaturdaym9

[@VladyO]

I remember Hank Pym actually called out Tony for Tony's own many near-world-ending fuck-ups and Tony still gets public support while barely making up for any of his own. Meanwhile, Hank could go through severe suicidal episodes, years of marriage and divorce counseling, personally fund and publicly support domestic abuse prevention charity while publicly facing the shame of admitting his incident, and even have Janet forgive him while he tries to forgive himself in an attempt to find love again--but Tony gives him shit for his *one* mistake. (Also he hates himself for making Ultron too but he gets more shit for the *accidental* wife-swatting than the creating a world-threatening killer robot part)

[@herowither12354]

Reed Richards regularly hit Sue Storm, but Hank gets shit for a single hit.

[@VladyO]

@@herowither12354 Reed does *not* regularly hit Sue. The most infamous instance where he did was also a "one-time" thing and was done to snap Sue out of homicidal mind control by overloading her mind with hate. It's... still not a good look, especially considering the writer's (John Byrne at the time) other tendencies, but that was clearly meant to be a one time event to create momentary drama, not part of a planned extended character journey for a character with so many more human flaws like Hank Pym.

[@herowither12354]

@@VladyO Maybe it's not a regular thing, but it was more than once.

[@VladyO]

@@herowither12354 No, it *was* the one time, where are you getting these other times? I'm tired of hearing the narrative "Reed is a worse wife beater than Hank Pym" when that's not even remotely true, even during the 1960s where he was very chauvinistic and sexist (which wasn't even unique to him--*Spider-Man* made almost as many sexist remarks at the time).

[@strongerthanever2039]

Is the continuation that after accidentaly ending up in the DC universe, Ant-man rebrands into Aquaman? You know, since he seems to be to Avengers what Aquaman is to Justice League.

[@Archonus]

I would be totally down for a team of Avengers that we're all equipped with Uru weapons, vibranium shields, Iron Man suits and were gamma irradiated mutates with size changing pym particles.

[@BombBusiness]

"You did it like storm breaker" Ahh yes just survive the power of a fucking star to get a few idiots powers.

[@lucasirondesouzacamargo1540]

"WE ARE 100% DOING THIS. THIS IS GENIUS"

[@Craeonkie]

2:18 I'm rewatching this and I just saw this, what's ant man doing in this frame?

[@oliverfalco7060]

3:05 wait a minute... Did Antman just prove right string theory?

[@davidwuhrer6704]

No. It's about the microverse that Marvel stole from Perry Rhodan.

[@LockandLoad79]

Funny thing, years later, "Fear Itself" event happened. And everyone do get their own version of Thor's Hammer.

[@joaopaulolimacavalcante3050]

Meanwhile, in actual Marvel Comics: "You get a symbionte, and you get a symbionte, and YOU get a symbionte..."

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

En los comics de DC: tu obtienes un anillo tu obtienes un anillo y tu un anillo

[@joaopaulolimacavalcante3050]

@@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 very true, todo mundo ganha um anel

[@Mayeur000Donz]

I usually think this about Spiderman's web slingers. Why doesn't he sell the blueprints to Shield and let them mass produce them? It's something I preferred about Raimi's Spiderman. We don't need EVERY Marvel character to be a super genius. Peter Parker can just be well intentioned and hard-working.

[@tomatooverlord2764]

There was a point early on in the comics where he tried selling his web fluid to a group of scientists in order to get enough money to take care of Aunt May, but when they learned that the webs dissolved after an hour, they asked him if he could make a formula that made the webs permanent and he said it'd take months to make a change like that and he needed the money right away, and they said they couldn't take it in its current form. And then it was never brought up again.

[@Kshandamion]

Because Marvel never wants Peter Parker to be happy or financially secure, that's why.

[@solinvictus6562]

The Forces involved in swinging like that would severely injure normal humans and generally be really difficult to use for them

[@Mayeur000Donz]

@@solinvictus6562 You don't think Black Widow or someone could make use of it?

[@sonicsucks20]

​@solinvictus6562 This doesn't mean shit, it's a comicbook world. I've seen task master use his web slingers and swung around a city with him, and he has no powers.

[@kingjet8154]

did anyone else youtube turn black around 3:25 ? there like 20 sec left but just black for me.

[@KnightFury-uc9yk]

I'm pretty sure he added that segment for extra seconds so he could get paid for a longer video. Which is fine, but what I don't get is why he didn't get a sponsor instead.

[@kingjet8154]

@@KnightFury-uc9yk that smart, probably

[@jonathancampbell5231]

Canonically, Darkseid and the New God's are titanic in size and can hold planets like marbles, and Boom Tubes are basically shrink rays. So...Avengers are New Gods, confirmed?

[@sdgdhpmbp]

What if this is a deliberate nod to that bit of lore in DC universe? I choose to believe it is.

[@jPaulSmith1994]

Favorite channel on youtube rn honestly

[@peterstoric6560]

To be fair on caps shield, it’s not just vibranium but a proto adamantium, vibranium, and steel mixture that was made due to an accident and has never been replicated (until the times it was because comics run out of ideas)

[@jackallope2200]

Y'know despite what they say the Iron Man suits are probably the least useful to the team. I mean Mjolnir and Vap's shield can both be used pretty much by anyone for a benefit but Tony's armor? The only one I can really think of who would actually benefit from a full suit is Hawkeye. Sure some blasters or rocket boots would be nice for a lot of them, but generally most either don't need it or would flat out get worse with it on. Ironically enough Ant Man probably has the most universally useful tech

[@talkingben3332]

“We don’t talk about the pink one”

[@starsiegeplayer]

2:48 the most Stark thing ever 😂

[@laabejaazteca9521]

i love the fact that despite being from a completly different universe,superman knows about antmans life,hanks never escaping the allegations lmao

[@JamesStarfallalt]

I expected ant-man to collapse into himself and create a black hole, but the call back was so much better