Human Child, The Best Pet? Nope!

[@dirtiago]

This is probably the best video in the entire internet, no lies at all.. flawless!

[@onewen]

Omg I was coming here to write this exact message! The most underrated YT video yet! 😂😂👍🏼 I was laughing thru this whole thing! 😂

[@doesnotexist6524]

My only objection is that the children sat still for the entire video. Totally unrealistic. These must be either heavily sedated or else a different species entirely that I've never seen before. I really hope Clint isn't trying to pass off some wild-caught, mystery specimens as "captive bred humans".

[@dirtiago]

It took a week to film, you can even see their hair growing during the video..

[@robertsteinberger5667]

they score worse than the king cobra!

[@MsBaztastic]

Yes true

[@danielhergert7446]

60 years from now Clint's kids are going to make a revenge video about taking care of your elderly parents.

[@aidansrandomstuff6843]

40 years would be enough and better lol

[@owenplaster9825]

I would love if this became a reality

[@kerianpearson9796]

I’m looking forward to watching it.

[@ResaChiic]

heck, im curious to see this happen in 21 years (or however long it takes for them to eventually get their own jobs/move out)

[@Hurricayne92]

@@ResaChiic I mean with how quickly kids are adopting technology now days it could be 3 or 4 years before we see something on TikTok XD

[@sirsaboteur9512]

Worst of all, eventually all owners release them into the wild when they get too big.

[@ChrisParayno]

😂😂

[@reidmock2165]

And I hear Humans are an invasive species too!!! How come the USDA hasn’t cracked down on this yet?!?!

[@eggboi584]

🤣🤣🤣

[@blacktainfalcon7097]

Tell that one to Chris Chan

[@mannysantos1562]

Sometimes the owners become the pets.

[@Michael-es4dt]

I was considering a human child, but after this video I've decided on a king cobra. Thanks Clint!

[@onewen]

😂😂😂😂

[@mononykus8012]

Your comment has had me rethink my pet choice. I'm now thinking blue ringed octopus as an alternative to a child.

[@alexandremotkalyuk7184]

You make us a favor

[@sneakysnape3425]

Just... If you really do get a Cobra... Don't ever change your mind on a human child 😂 definitely never get one at that point, please! Lmao

[@USAshouldbetrayNATO]

Thank you I'm getting a venomous collection

[@immortalhamster1645]

I think the reason they are so popular is because of how unlikely it is for them to drop their tails.

[@gregorymoore2877]

Unless it's Goku in which case, you remove his tail. 😉

[@feraldelight]

😂

[@jorgitoislamico4224]

​@@gregorymoore2877Except Goku is not a human lol

[@gregorymoore2877]

@@jorgitoislamico4224 Yes, you are correct. I erroneously replied as if the title of the video were "Sayan Child, The Best Pet? Nope!"

[@beautyonabarnbudget]

This should have sooo many more likes

[@muffinbutton2873]

I love how a king cobra rates higher as a pet than a human.

[@klausweasley]

Because if a king cobra bites you, you could be dead at once. A human child could make you suffer for the rest of your life. :P

[@doesnotexist6524]

@@klausweasley It's like being pecked to death by a duck over the course of 18 years.

[@KerriGilpin]

You don’t have to give your king cobra the “birds and bees” talk 😂

[@ResaChiic]

same thing with sharks xD

[@CW-po4bx]

@@KerriGilpin wait, you don’t? Well that was a waste of time.

[@standbehindtom3314]

You forgot to mention that at certain points in their life cycle, they will demand to be released back to the wild, with most occasionally coming back for food and cleaning.

[@ClintsReptiles]

Very true!

[@sunnyy1322]

They want to be released back!😭 true!😂😂

[@that_equestrian5613]

Hahaha

[@selmabathory951]

and money. They'll ask for more money.

[@istoppedcaring6209]

my older sister initially demanded to be allowed to rent a house saying she would be able to save up and so on well....no

[@disgruntledherper5156]

I got to say you're making a pretty good case to own a rattlesnake at this point.

[@ClintsReptiles]

Oh, yeah, a far more reasonable pet.

[@theoneandonly1158]

Pretty much.

[@paulwhite9242]

I've had both; rattlesnakes are much less scary ! I'm not even sure a hospital stay wouldn't be cheaper than paying for college too

[@pianofanatic101]

Paul White not to mention the original hospital visit for the birthing of said child

[@Red-357]

😆🤣😂

[@errinwellman1960]

THE CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE WAY TO KEEP THEM IS TO FREE RANGE THEM. I died

[@onewen]

Right?!? 😂🤣💀 “but eventually you’ll need a room-sized enclosure.” 🤣👍🏼Classic!

[@random_guy5497]

I mean what is wrong with putting them in a 49 gal

[@mackerelle9789]

The zooming in on their faces like with the other animals get me every time! 😂

[@NavyMax]

Showed this to my 13 year old daughter and she said "So does this mean we get another lizard?"

[@thisisbadpoetry]

*this is me*

[@fasttrackwins]

Omg😂

[@badmobilegamer300]

😂

[@tishasobhax]

obviously😂😂

[@Jessica-wn6xn]

She's gonna go far

[@TheDerpyMummy]

Somewhere in the galaxy, an alien is watching this and taking this seriously.

[@ClintsReptiles]

That's our biggest concern.

[@comradezy]

Over the past 24 hours global abduction rates have doubled. WE ARE NOT ALONE.

[@darthplagueis13]

@@comradezy Well... Their own fault not going for captive bred.

[@puffel8145]

I hope. Maybe they will care for me and other children better than the keepers we have now.

[@theoneandonly1158]

Well for the people who don't want to have children (they do exist) this would be a good video. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@preacherplays]

As a 30+ year keeper of humans I consider myself a moderate expert. I concur wholeheartedly with the contents of this video. Extremely difficult, but totally worth it. The best part is when your kept humans have matured, married, and begin to keep their own humans. My goodness. The second generation of humans are so much easier - you can even send them home!

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

This was a great comment.

[@readingdino711]

Yes, I want my own human children at one point, but I'm still doing my research on them to ensure that I give them the best care possible and need to emotionally mature and learn to deal with adulthood before even considering getting one.

[@preacherplays]

@@readingdino711 two words: Jordan Peterson

[@readingdino711]

@@preacherplays what? Idk who that is.

[@andrearepetto217]

"the culturally appropriate way to keep them is free-ranging them, as opposed to keeping them in an enclosure" 🤣🤣🤣 This is one of my favorite videos on this channel, followed closely by the jumping spider video ❤

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

As a lizard person from inner Earth, I found this video to be extremely useful for picking out my next pet, now I know to avoid human children when pet shopping.

[@inspectorjavert8443]

I for one welcome our reptile overlords

[@Symonch_]

DON'T take humans they are terrible to take care of and grow up as EXTREMELY impredictable and dangerous

[@chesneymigl4538]

I agree. Very helpful video. Probably the only one I've seen on KZbin. How they survive without UVB lamps, though, remains a mystery.

[@epoose]

You know that's an antisemitic conspiracy theory right

[@Bennahr_Fett]

What are you an African warlord? You make people sound like bags of potatoes LMAO

[@MaddieSmith]

This is so funny hahah! Your pet children seem very well behaved, you must have them well trained!

[@atlwolf3]

Editing

[@curiousfirely]

I'm wonder if the pet children perhaps responded to clicker training? Or perhaps targeted treat rewards?

[@whifflingtit9240]

@@curiousfirely They do, actually. So well, in fact, that the clicker and target aren't needed after a while and they'll start responding to just body language. They're very social and very intelligent, and can form pack-bonds with anything. Engaging in training exercises with those they identify as belonging to their "pack" is essential to keep them healthy, since they need mental stimulation and a sense of social belonging.

[@tristanheaton2127]

I was one of them at some point

[@asmodeusazarak]

I'm actually impressed you got them to sit still that long

[@Marth8880]

ha, notice all the cuts in the video 😂

[@FJBrandon]

They were promised a happy meal after that and a all you can put in a shopping cart at toys r us

[@Megladden01]

Same! how long was it before editing?

[@azilbean]

Snacks are the secret weapon. That, and probably more breaks than you realize!😅

[@jahimuddin2306]

Probably told them that they would get ice cream.

[@sthui2866]

"It always throws me off when I see people looking for a baby monitor, because i was like 'you should probably get an ackie'." -Clint, 2020

[@bigj5183]

Names their kid ackie

[@TheLeNiBo]

Took me too long to get the joke but it gave me a nice chuckle now that I did.

[@mattchumley6735]

(Shakes head) Endotherms, man. I have a young human child. Bred her myself, but props to those that rescue (I was a rescue). ❤ Score is accurate, but she is amazing.

[@megapiglatin2574]

🤣🤣🤣

[@NikkiBudders]

My new reason to give when people ask me why I'm child-free now is going to be that their pet care is beyond my ownership abilities.

[@megapiglatin2574]

LMAO

[@readingdino711]

I always just say it's against my religion to reproduce before marriage and that marrying in a church is also against my religion (which isn't true, but I've never met anybody who knew what paganism or witchcraft are and if my partner wants a church wedding I'd do that and would try to be as respectful as possible to the church and read my Bible beforehand just to reignite some memories of being Christian).

[@chelseadukes9875]

I loved this, and that score is spot on. My pet human child is more expensive and time consuming that literally any other pet I can imagine.

[@ClintsReptiles]

They make almost any other pet seem pretty reasonable 😂

[@edrozenrozen9600]

oh... lets see.... what about a pet great white shark.... a pet whale or dolphin.... a pet elephant. A pet polar bear. There are a few that would cost more.

[@solarflare4345]

EdRozen Rozen might be pretty close actually. They need money for everything.

[@rosteezek7668]

@@edrozenrozen9600 yes but pet children aren't illegale

[@edrozenrozen9600]

@@rosteezek7668 Then why did mom call us "her precious little felons" ???

[@WickensWickedReptiles]

I was thinking about getting a human child but thanks to you Clint, I have decided to go with a more even tempered pet that is less likely to poop on me and is much quieter and more tolerable to be around. I pick up my human serial killer tomorrow and I am so excited. Can you do an episode on crazy catlady humans? I'd love to rescue one someday.

[@ClintsReptiles]

They could probably use a little rescuing.

[@1er1s]

omg i can’t stop laughing

[@Violet-Lily]

Crazy cat/dog/bird/reptile lady available for adoption here, fairly low maintenance, just keep happy with chocolate and alcohol. Does come with a lot of accessories that also need care.

[@tonyamitchell2143]

@@ClintsReptiles CLINT! PLEASE DO A COLLAB WITH WICKENS WICKED REPTILES! PLEASE!!!!! PLEASE!!!! :)

[@AllyYoko]

crazy cat ladies are super easy to maintain. My husband just gives me a cat and I'm entertained for hours!

[@GoodnessandTruth]

The 32 dislikes must be people who didn't go with captive-bred.

[@psychedelicpython]

Hahaha!

[@ellens.bookishcollection]

I just died. 🤣

[@andreaberryman5354]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xPoN3dx]

Lololol

[@Zooollieg]

*Wild Caught are the tastiest*

[@neilclarkwork]

I got a captive bred one 18 years ago and it’s even harder to take care of now than it was in the beginning!

[@daisypekin6787]

you betcha!

[@illuminocalypse5210]

8:42 the way Pennrose smiles and nods after Clint says "stress and worry" is adorable - like "yep, and you better believe there's more where that came from, dad!" 😂

[@helRAEzzzer]

"Captive bred is the way to go" 😂😂 Wild caught could have potential legal reprocutions. Best not to try that.

[@BigAl2-u7e]

Good thing to know. I was about to grab a net and travel to a Peloponnese island.

[@androidmk5987]

It's called suprise adoption

[@MireVale]

Are southern kids considered “farm raised”? 🧐

[@whifflingtit9240]

There unfortunately are still wild-caught human children. Some "rescues" turn a profit with them. They especially like to catch young females because there's high demand for them. They'll recycle stories about "rescuing" the children from impoverishment and neglect to pretend they're a legitimate rescue.

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

​@@whifflingtit9240the worst is that there's several governments which have entire organisations dedicated to capturing wild bred ones under the guise of protection, often putting them into far more dangerous habitats.

[@ivywells2909]

The monitor joke. 🤣 Your children are so sweet, and this video is adorable.

[@ClintsReptiles]

It seriously confuses me every time: "We need a baby monitor, what kind should we get?" "Um, ackie, obviously..."

[@ohxsnapx]

I cackled so loud my cats ran into the other room 😂😂

[@Che_Yo]

@@ClintsReptiles video: 8 hours ago Your comment: 1 day ago

[@ibic2441]

@@Che_Yo patreon...

[@latieplolo]

Their laughter at the end just made my day. I’m 6 months pregnant and I can’t wait! Setting up the enclosure has been adorable, but I’m really looking forward to when he’s big enough to take outside.

[@J.A.huscher]

Is the child friendly or what

[@J.A.huscher]

I ruined 140 likes btw

[@YochevedDesigns]

Children may not be the best pet for everyone, but the one I adopted is amazing. I can't imagine my life without her. She just got married (20yo) and I miss her terribly already. If you want a pet that will hopefully outlive you, consider either a human child, a parrot, or an Aldabra tortoise.

[@claire2088]

They're both absolutely adorable, and I just loved how smug they looked while you were describing some of the biggest downsides to a pet child. Like "Yep, I did that, Dad had to deal with it" 😂

[@blakebabcock8890]

“Hey kids, can you sit on this table for twenty minutes while I make fun of you and call you my pets, Kay?”

[@ClintsReptiles]

Were you there??

[@matias6658]

@@ClintsReptiles Would have been very interesting to watch. Ether way, this was a very funny video. I'm sure they won't take it the wrong way.

[@VegetarianFoodiesVF]

The kids are famous now, and they don't seem distressed - pretty sure they're fine ;-P

[@lethalnl]

they're better behaved than the dog video even, clint has them very well trained.

[@Gamerkat10]

They looked like they were trying not to laugh the whole time XD

[@ahopefullife179]

Not even kidding when I say the end made me cry 😭😭 being a parent truly is the hardest but most rewarding thing a person can do!

[@JoAnneGulleyShadday]

Same here!

[@DigitalDuelist]

I bet roofing in July is a harder job. What about being pinned down by snipers as a marine? Working on an oil rig? Any job you can do in your pajamas isn't THAT difficult; though all that bending at the waist to put DVDs into DVD trays can cause a stress injury I guess.

[@onyxfrench-king611]

21'st Century Digital Media what the heck dude

[@notdanny3921]

@@DigitalDuelist At least credit the original. Homeboy robbed Bill Burr's lines and posted them as his own.

[@Rain..._]

says someone who hasent built a pyramid

[@marjoriehart2232]

I didn’t have children, and this has at times been a source of great sadness. But I’ve discovered that kids and their keepers benefit from kind, kid-loving friends who spend time with them. This has been a source of great joy!

[@chantellerosebud1780]

Plus you get to return them and have your freedom back! I decided about 20 years ago not to have children and I have no regrets. I do have a beautiful God daughter and I also teach children at forest school. But I’m very happy without being a mother myself. It’s a very personal choice 😊

[@SeriSeashell]

Nothing sad about being free from children and not contributing to this world's overpopulation crisis

[@ThemisPapaioannou]

​@@SeriSeashellWhat a disgusting comment.

[@AlessandroGenTLe]

@@ThemisPapaioannou no one asked about your opinion, mate. This is an incredibly personal topic.

[@driss409]

@@SeriSeashell We can start by you to fix the overpopulation crisis.

[@pWin317]

Upfront costs: very high Long term costs: astronomically high

[@katieweeman5007]

The first time I saw this video was right before I was expecting my pet human. He is now almost 3 years old-and I think this is the most accurate video on the internet

[@danniantagonist]

Easily the most adorable thing I've ever seen. Good tips, think I'll get an alligator instead 😜

[@ClintsReptiles]

A far more reasonable choice.

[@Mahakalsahai7890]

@@ClintsReptiles true

[@leonl9123]

I think I will get both, can they share a habitat?

[@nathanielleack4842]

@@leonl9123 they can. But only very briefly....

[@fynn9656]

@Leon L, well I say that cohabbing a child with an alligator is a great idea! You kill two birds with one stone, you don't have to build another room in your house, AND the alligator gets a free meal! 😁

[@raggedyanarchist]

Well, I'm convinced. I'll just save myself the trouble and get a King Cobra.

[@helicoprion1164]

Obviously the better option here

[@mechwarrior13]

5/5 handleability

[@sadeyescreations1702]

I died 😂

[@klausweasley]

You screw up with a king cobra, you're dead. You screw up with the human child, it's gonna be lifelong torture.

[@Aaron-zl5gq]

LMAO!!!!!! best comment

[@Skittenmeow]

I just love the close ups, great demonstration of characteristics and behaviours. I can tell you spent a long time handling these two specimens, and tired them out to increase their manageability for this video

[@psychedelicpython]

Funny!

[@peacetoyou5]

The way you maintain your normal objectivity through this whole video had me dying laughing.

[@seeing8spots]

"Young ones eat their own mothers" really killed me. This video was hysterical, A+ job on this one 🤣

[@avrilmarine3098]

‘They’ll probably be about forty, when they finally stop doing things that can potentially get them killed. Even longer for men.” Okay that was really funny, but unfortunately I think that might not be the case for me. I might keep doing stupid things ha

[@theoneandonly1158]

Ya men do stupid stuff even when old.

[@viswap.8567]

Not just men lol

[@Luxito_DeWarlock]

Yeni Alvarado On behalf of my gender: Hey! But no you’re not wrong

[@avrilmarine3098]

Yeni Alvarado I’m a girl :))

[@heatherriley7688]

I'm the opposite, I'm the most cautious of my siblings - I don't think I've ever done anything dangerous lol

[@marteenie7189]

i’ve handled other people’s pet humanlings before and they somehow always have sticky hands. always. and they always ask for games on my phone

[@ClintsReptiles]

Mine hate having sticky hands. I think they get that from me. Thank goodness!

[@aldrichranch3427]

i love how the kids are just silent like an actual pet

[@sergiomedina1099]

They're well trained

[@andremouteira3290]

bro, are u dumb? they are clearly pets (jk, u don´t need call to FBI, realy, that´s an joke)

[@serenapenner3581]

The out takes are fantastic ❣️

[@SuperChaos002]

I actually thought this was an April Fool's video. The fact that it's not makes it even better. Hilarious and awesome video!

[@larrymantic2635]

It being a Mother’s Day video is also nice.

[@Sotiger]

This video is immaculate! As a father of a boy (8) and a girl (4) I totally feel for you Clint. Looking forward to getting a bearded dragon for my birthday on Thursday, for some careless pet experiences!

[@Sotiger]

Also, you're awesome man. You've helped my kids fall in love with reptiles, and my wife accept our collective pressure to get a beardie! Was hoping for a ball python, but well....

[@HHLucifer666]

Clint: Eventually their gonna want a car... COLLEGE TUITION??? Me: *desire for unreasonable venomous snake intensifies*

[@Aquarimax]

A lot of laughs in this one! I especially appreciated “...except maybe in Washington” (I lived there for years, so I got that one instantly) and “...potentially longer for males”. Hard to argue with that! It was hilarious watching the kids’ facial expressions throughout. I have four human children, considerably older than yours, and your analysis ofthe pros and the cons-is still spot on! 🤣👍

[@ClintsReptiles]

Weren't they funny?? I couldn't see them at the time we filmed. They really had me cracking up as well 😂

[@walnutgynneenderson4043]

Now I know where you got the “ The best pet invertebrates” :D

[@jasonpatterson8091]

"How many times a day do you like to be racked? If you answered five or more, then a human child might be right for you." I died.

[@jorgenbluered2151]

As the rules loosen you can expext that exponential growth on the amount of times.

[@paulwhite9242]

My oldest headbutted me accidently a couple of days after my vasectomy >.< STARS AND BLACKNESS AND PAIN

[@trin3052]

@@paulwhite9242 so immediately after the vasectomy, the child reminded you why you got it

[@mattmorehouse9685]

Clint's daughter's smile on her face as Clint describes her as ill behaved, expensive and fragile is great. She could be an actress. Maybe...

[@shinonobi1011]

My husband and I thought we couldn't love you and this channel anymore than we already do... Then we found this video. Bless your and your gorgeous little human children lol!!! So perfect, absolutely made my day.

[@jimmydyurko]

This is the most accurate description of the human pet ever.

[@ilovejesscash]

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen! “ the young ones eat their mothers... but there is powders available” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Katira-Lynn]

I loved that part 😂😂😂😂

[@cheeseballs4all]

The fact that this is in the danger danger danger playlist made me die 😂

[@TheFos88]

How's afterlife?

[@ozozborn6957]

Clint:"Human child are the worst. They bit and Scream and kick" Also Clint: anyway, i have 2 of them and i will die for them

[@how2drawdinosaurs715]

The “captive bred” was so clever 😂

[@gardener5857]

Hello to Owen and Penny Rose! You are just delightful. Your dad's pretty rad too. Thank you so much for this video. What a wonderful way to start my weekend. I'm so glad I found this channel.

[@ClintsReptiles]

We're so glad you found us as well :)

[@georgeyaknowthegeorgeyeathatme]

Who is hie dad

[@rat_dragon]

@@georgeyaknowthegeorgeyeathatme .....Clint is their dad 😂

[@georgeyaknowthegeorgeyeathatme]

@@rat_dragon bruh I don't even know why I wrote this comment clearly it is Clint lol

[@nonameyt4451]

Once I heard they take a room in your house I’ll gladly take the monitor.

[@ClintsReptiles]

Far more reasonable.

[@lmk3182]

No Name YT so real when you actually think about it haha, a whole room for cool lizard seems a lot until you compare it to the common pet human habitat😂I feel a lot more confident explaining why I have a room for my monitor lizard and not child now😂

[@nonameyt4451]

Liam Kelly lol you also have the ability to sleep with a monitor

[@XJunixAnnexKayxScarX]

And they don’t stay exclusively in that room.

[@Hellooo134]

This single handedly prevented an alien invasion

[@HenriqueLSilva]

Legitimately a video everyone should watch. Very informative and useful with how many people consider having such a pet.

[@Nytro423]

Can we all appreciate that he sent link to everything you need for a pet child lol

[@Merlijn1994]

This was the best video you ever made. I do think it would've been worth noting that certain individuals can actually really benefit from cohabitation, because they are a social species and when you're a tiny human the night can be a scary time, and being together can make them feel safe. I'll definitely send this one to my mother in law Sunday, she'll love it

[@ClintsReptiles]

Good points! Let me know what she thinks :)

[@newtscamander7713]

The b-roll!!! And, how they just sit on the table the WHOLE time!!

[@ClintsReptiles]

Didn't they do a great?

[@newtscamander7713]

@@ClintsReptiles Yes, they very much did a great!

[@Colopty]

It's amazing he managed to get them to sit that still for that long. Truly the mark of a great human keeper.

[@Your_glisten]

These are the only pets that you hopefully set free someday. And hopefully when you get old they come back and have you for a pet.

[@kbg6070]

You’ve picked beautiful names for your lovely children!

[@HawthorneHillNaturePreserve]

Honestly, that was the best video ever! Those are two of the most beautiful pets I’ve ever seen. Dad was beaming with pride, and we appreciate his honesty.😅

[@dalicia1322]

"And they're gonna be all over the house! Cause the culturally appropriately thing to do is free range them🤦🏼‍♂️" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tuliko8678]

I am an Early Childhood Educator... this Resonates deep

[@chrisd2051]

I love how your kids are at different levels of keeping a straight face during this whole episode.

[@knightaggie7897]

Clint just roasting his kids for 11 minutes 😂

[@mekenna6214]

your daughter is so adorable! and owen looks just like you!! i know this is an old vid and you probably won’t see this, but i love how well this one fit in with the other pet rating videos 😭😭 the slow close up camera pans are hilarious

[@alexgenel4932]

Ah crap i've been giving mine crested gecko diet for 2 years now good thing i watched this to make the switch!

[@himanshuwilhelm5534]

Don't worry, crested gecko diet is actually incredibly healthy for humans, at least post weening. Definitely better than what most are force-fed by their owners. The meal-worms and and other insects are incredibly nutritious. The lack of processed sugar improves mood, and getting their carbohydrates from fruit, they also intake plenty of soluble fiber, great for digestion. Also, getting them used to eating live insects before silly things like cultural stigma affect them vastly improves their chance of surviving in the wild, especially after society collapses.

[@summern3064]

@@himanshuwilhelm5534 I love this

[@himanshuwilhelm5534]

@@summern3064 Know that I am not all jest.

[@ketkim8821]

Omg this was so funny and then you got to the end and I just lost it. So sweet Clint 🥺❤️

[@yvonnerogers6429]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👍🏻❤️🙏🧼 When it comes to being good sports, I give your children a 5 out of 5! This was really sweet, and I’m glad y’all have this video as a record of the three of y’all together while Owen and Penny Rose are still small. It’s also an awesome gift 🎁 for your wife. One day we need the Father’s Day sequel where they rate their pet dad! I’m sure they’ll still love you regardless of your overall score! Best to all. Stay safe.

[@christophershell7564]

Pet Dad: Handleability-1 While you can interact with your pet dad, they tend to be larger and stronger than you your whole life and can be incredibly dangerous if you get a badly tempered one. That said, a well trained dad can be taken for walks, will play games like fetch with you, and can be incredibly snuggly depending on its disposition. Care-4 While a pet dad may require some attention, they generally are able to perform all tasks by themselves from cleaning their enclosure to preparing their own diets. Generally dads will require very large enclosures however most dads come with them... Availability-1 While they are literally everywhere, it is incredibly hard to acquire a dad if you do not already have one and they can not be captive bred as there are only males left in the population. Kudos to those of us with adopted dads though! Hardiness-4 Pet dads tend to be extremely hardy until their later years where they become more susceptible like all creatures to various diseases. The main reason people lose pet dads is through over feeding them (they are likely to become obese if not properly exercised). They also can get censers from sun exposure or from toxins in their environment. Upfront Cost-5 Generally dads are extremely cheap pets to maintain, I even got mine free! In many situations they actually net their owners positive money; however, when a pet dad grows older their veterinary costs can skyrocket. Overall-4.2 While dads are not the ideal pet for all people, their easy maintenance (under most circumstances) and their durability and low cost make them ideal for most individuals. You do have to be careful to maintain a good relationship with your pet dad as they are powerful animals.

[@erintraicene7422]

Never imagined searching for tree frogs would lead me the best video in KZbin history. Well done!

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

HAHAHA!!

[@markusfreund6961]

This has got to be the most wholesome, heart-warming video on all of KZbin. Thank you.

[@sparklesvondoom]

Im rather new around here and I love you because you're literally the Mister Rogers of reptiles and now I know you have tiny humans that are awesome as well and its EVEN BETTER.

[@DFangs219]

Thanks for this video! My wife has ordered a human pet due to arrive in September. Because of this video I have learned he will not be able to live in the extra 4x2x2 on my rack. Time to tap into that savings account I suppose 😃

[@ClintsReptiles]

That's exciting. A rack system does seem like a good idea, but it will need to be bigger than that eventually.

[@sliocachnioishin2821]

Penny Rose has the most beautiful blue eyes! Gorgeous children.

[@edtapia8580]

LMAO the close up shots and the notations, amazing!

[@Bullioncolin]

I am a new parent of 1 year, and I’ve seen this video 2 years ago before my wife got pregnant, and revisiting this video made me laugh, smile, grin, and nod my head constantly. So true about the first year, but you miss it quick.

[@Wooksley]

So basically, if you can’t be bothered to care for a dog or something don’t make babies. Agreed.

[@ottonormalverbraucher7835]

Dogs are good starter children. High maintrence costy. You can train your skills in child reaning on dogs. Before punchraseing them

[@IIBloodXLustII]

That would be great advice for people who like to screw around. If you can't adequately care for a dog then you aren't even sort of ready for a child.

[@mekudu-man3804]

@@IIBloodXLustII I know people who are terrible dog owners because of this...

[@mekudu-man3804]

@@ottonormalverbraucher7835 this is why I'm gonna get me a Shiba Inu and cuz its the perfect dog, really.

[@MrWalksindarkness]

the faces your daughter was making had me in stitches, adorable, very cute and funny video!

[@nicnaknoc]

"they don't need uva or uvb.. maybe in Washington" - gave me so many giggles

[@Life-ob3cn]

as a washingtonian my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@ReqOreo]

Yeah it definitely is never sunny in Washington mostly during the winters, so he is right

[@cosmicwarfare4377]

Washingtonians DEFINITELY agree lol

[@stefanschneider3681]

Everyone who has NOT watched till the outtakes at the end doesn't know how cute the two "terrible pets" really are 😍🤣

[@alext.9033]

Every human needs to watch this before they graduate. Your kiddos are funny and cute

[@kristianhubatka856]

Captive bred is the way to go Me: imagines Clint running around forest hunting children to keep them in captivity 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 They dont need UVB lightning tho

[@PonderingStudent]

They do, or they develop vitamin D deficiency! It's just because they generally spend enough time basking in natural sunlight that you don't usually need to provide supplemental UVB.

[@Zooollieg]

I mean wild caught do have a good flavor. Especially when I *BARBEQUE* Them

[@tracisucharski1185]

I love this! My 3 human children are probably my favorite pets. 😂😂😂 My 9 reptiles and dog child are up there but nothing compares to the joy of a human child!!!!

[@ClintsReptiles]

Hopefully we captured that at the end :)

[@Che_Yo]

King cobras are terrible at 1.4 out of 5 Human child: Hold ma juice

[@phoebe5]

One can give you a quick and painful death if you dont care for it properly. the other will make you wish for a quick and painful death while you sit in prison for a few decades to life if you dont take care of them properly

[@Che_Yo]

@@phoebe5 yes

[@stephaniebrawner7626]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnnyvvlog]

You forgot the biggest con: they will probably outlive you.

[@jullienricot930]

Um news flash they suppose to but I get your point.

[@safron2442]

@@jullienricot930 That's literally the joke. its not a news flash.

[@daisypekin6787]

Hopefully!

[@ghostophelia2245]

Penny rose has melted my heart ❤ amazing children

[@aswinkrishna5042]

The dislikes are from people who haven't heard of sarcasm

[@ClintsReptiles]

😉

[@Call-me-Al]

I suspect it is more of people who would hate April fools episodes too. Like "THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR IT, SLAVE"

[@Merlijn1994]

The dislikes are king cobras who don't want to be seen as a more reasonable option than anything else

[@tsutl84]

The sad part is the premise of the video is sarcasm but the facts laid out are all true.

[@lesliewade7276]

Loved this! Made me laugh. My husband and I are due at the end of August. It's a girl! This is our 4th pregnancy, but this is the furthest we've been able to carry.

[@ClintsReptiles]

I'm so excited for you. I can't imagine what an emotional rollercoaster you must be on.

[@forevermash]

Sending good thoughts you way. Motherhood is such a blessing.

[@drteddy2609]

💐

[@tonyamitchell2143]

Brightest Blessings for your baby girl!

[@bearsquatchadventures4356]

Hey, Leslie, random youtube-comment-scroller here. I'm hoping the delivery service went well. In all seriousness, I send my love no matter the outcome. Hope everything is alright for you.

[@imperialfish454]

Clint has an even bigger smile on than when he's talking about his favorite reptiles!

[@AutumnoftheWest]

Three years later and this is still GOLD

[@leothebugnerd]

human children are one of the few pets I would never want. I'm not super enthusiastic about birds, for example, but would gladly accept one as a pet. I love arthropods and would happily keep a pet spider. even a black widow if one was given to me. but humans? nope, no thanks.

[@eryseayliid1535]

Every single time my family ever asks again why I don't want kids but want all the lizards, I will delegate them to this video ;D

[@ClintsReptiles]

A more reasonable choice. Don't let them watch the ending though.

[@eryseayliid1535]

@@ClintsReptiles The ending is what the wink-y smiley was for!

[@tsutl84]

Exactly! I'm serious though! My family is always asking me when I'm going to have kids and I keep telling them never! In all seriousness I can't do it. I personally can't handle that responsibility. I respect the people who can. Being an uncle is plenty for me.

[@chrisparker3240]

THEY DON'T NEED ANY SPECIAL LIGHTING LMAOOOO

[@epicbear4679]

I was so anxious to see what Clint would say for availability 😂 😭

[@the_5th_night]

I thought for sure 5/5. They’re really easy to breed. You just watch out for all the pregnancy complications that may arise, and you should be fine.

[@Vuldriel]

@@the_5th_nightVery optimistic about finding a suitable breeder. 😆

[@the_5th_night]

@@Vuldriel yeah now that I think about it, easier said than done.

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@the_5th_night you can adopt some from rescues but the process is... Ooof

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

Your children are beautiful! Such precious babies.

[@sublimehypocrisy]

I've watched about 50 of these videos and I finally hit thumbs up. All I could think about was my daughter. Love kids. Yours are adorable and it looks like you're raising them well.